Never give up, never surrenderInventor of Facebook George Takei went where no man should have to go: The Trump Tower Grill at the Trump Tower in New Trump City on the planet Trearth — the greatest and classiest of all the planets! He went to this place with Donald Trump.

There, they dined on stuff that is rotten, probably, while Mr. Takei used his infinite charm to persuade the benighted Trump to stop being a gross dick about gay people. (Presumably, he didn’t try to get Trump to stop being a gross dick about “the blacks,” because George Takei is not actually a wizard.)

Anyhoo, the BIGGEST YOOGEST CLASSIEST news is that Donald Trump went to a gay wedding and thought it was “beautiful,” and also he so yearns to have Hollywood liberals like George Takei think he is the greatest, classiest guy, so probably he will love gay marriage now.

Congratulations, gays, you just got the approval of Donald Trump for your wedding present maybe! Looks like someone went off-registry.

[Towleroad, via WisconsinGazette]

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  • Oh Myyyyyyy.

    Let's hope the alien on Trump's head doesn't go all Horta on Takei's ass.


    • eggsacklywright

      That thing on his head is a Tribble.

    • elviouslyqueer

      NO HAIR PIE.

  • Well, that's a relief.

  • Beetagger

    I hear the schnitzengruben was to die for.

    • Disassembly

      Baby, please. I am not from Havana.

  • One_who_wanders

    All that coolness sitting at a table with all that Trumpness, I think we are lucky the universe didn't turn itself inside out.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    I hope George had his shields engaged and at full power.

  • Blueb4sinrise

    Meeting with Trump should be linked with the ad 3 Great Tips for Losing Weight.

  • BadKitty904

    I cannot fully state how much I admire George Takei. He kicks ass across time and space and is filled with pan-dimensional win.

    • BadKitty904

      Trump, however, still sucks.

      • In truth, they both do, but only one does it well.

        • YouFail4eva

          That would be Trump, right? Yea, what do I win?

  • Barbara_

    George is an awesome treasure!

    • Limeylizzie

      He is wonderful.

      • Tommy1733

        Looks good as a shirtless swashbuckler too.

  • Allmighty_Manos

    Set phasers to kill

    • Esteev

      Set phasers to fabulous!

  • BaldarTFlagass

    One of my favorite Sulu lines:

    Sulu: Temperature's starting to drop?
    Captain James T. Kirk: Yeah. At night it gets down to 120 degrees below zero.
    Sulu: That's nippy.

    It was a different time.

    • Tundra Grifter

      A Nip in the air?

      • BaldarTFlagass

        A Nip on the air, at least when he guested on Stern.

        • Tundra Grifter

          Nippon the air?

  • Oblios_Cap

    Oh, Myyy.

  • Steverino247

    One weird trick to get assholes to recognize that humans can love each other.

  • MacRaith

    George even managed to not make any tribble jokes about Trump's toupee, because he's just that classy. Which kind of destroys my hope that someday Rebecca will convince him to blog for Wonkette – he's way classier than the rest of us.

    • BadKitty904

      I'm not generally the fanboy type, but if Mr. Takei ever blogged on here, I'd be squee-ing like a lil' piglet!

      • DCBloom

        Me too!

  • Oblios_Cap

    Alt text : Galaxy Quest, not Star Trek.

    Get your geek references straight.

    • MacRaith

      If you think about it, putting a Galaxy Quest quote on a Star Trek picture is about as brilliantly meta-referential as you can possibly get.

    • Thank god someone else noticed.

      • Oblios_Cap

        Tim Allen was no Kirk!

    • James Michael Curley

      Ever since the original Alien I had wished for a Sigorney Weaver "Space Bimbo" flick.

      • GeorgiaBurning

        Remake of "Cat Women of the Moon"

        • James Michael Curley

          Don’t know that one but on looking it up I don’t find any of the Cat-Women that attractive, maybe for 1953. But thanks for the reference as I will have to find it someday as I like a lot of those 50’s space/horror flicks. When I was in LA some friends and I went to the cemetery where Plan 9 from Outer Space was filmed (we had seen it a few nights before) we got out of the car (me, another guy and two girls in a Karmin Ghia) and started walking through the cemetery. We were ‘arrested’ by the Sylmar or San Fran police and taken in and questioned. Seems people had been stealing gravestones from the cemetery due to the allure of the movie. We got off with a stern warning about trespassing.The thing about Sigourney Weaver from Alien was the tiny white bikini briefs she striped to when she thought she was safe and the alien was dead. As a movie device to raise the terror level, it ranks with Hitchcock’s Shower scene.

        • Beowoof


    • Tundra Grifter

      The Three Rules for every Star Trek episode:

      #1. The USS Enterprise is going to run out of fuel. There are not gas stations in space.

      #2. Every alien they meet is going to try to kill them. There are no nice people in outer space. (OK – ONE episode where they met somebody nice. So?)

      #3. No guest star should buy a round-trip ticket. Once they get on board the Enterprise, their life expectancy is about 45 minutes.

      • GeorgiaBurning

        #4 don't be one of the red shirts

    • commiegirl99


    • Gayer_Than_Thou

      I never knew until this very moment what was meant by "alt text" or why people bothered to comment on this thing that I never knew what it was. You, George Takei and Donald Trump have come together in this one moment and changed my life. One of you makes me want to take a hot shower.

  • mavenmaven

    Does… not… compute…

  • Maybe he will be invited onto the spaceship Apprentice.

  • George Takei's next film will be entitled "My Dinner With An Derp"

    • elviouslyqueer

      George Takei's next film will be entitled "My Dinner With An Derp A Douche"


  • Anyhoo, the BIGGEST YOOGEST CLASSIEST news is that Donald Trump went to a gay wedding and thought it was “beautiful,”

    He pronounces it "bee-yoo-tiul".

    As someone posted here the other day, you can take the boy out of Queens, but you can't take the Queens out of the boy.

    • elviouslyqueer

      That's what Lindsey said.

    • James Michael Curley

      Wasn't that the biography of Freddie Mercury?

    • Gayer_Than_Thou

      I refuse to believe there have ever been any queens in that boy.

  • Blueb4sinrise

    Bleching!!! [I thought it was a joke, but it's twoo]
    DeMint Leaving. Will probably be replaced with bigger asshole.

    • Alvin Green?
      Oh I thought you said "bigger vacuole"

    • not that Dewey

      If he's half as good at running a "thinktank" as he is as being a Senator…

  • hagajim

    This lunch happened right after George judged the "Most Beautiful Penis" contest on the Stern show. He had to get an idea of what a hideous penis looked like before meeting Trump so he wasn't surprised.

  • Baconzgood

    Is there any thing Han Solo can't do?

    • Botlrokit

      You're just begging for it, erncha.

  • George Takei is not actually a wizard

    The fanfiction I'm working on begs to disagree on that matter.

    • Guppy

      Does it involve a "magic wand?"

    • HateMachine

      "As the eldritch horror lumbered forward, the shrouded man threw back his hood and the radiance of his power shone all around, revealing himself to be none other than The Great Takei. Takei the Luminous, Sorcerer of the Seventh Circle. As the earth began to shake and lightning flew from his fingertips, a deep voice rolled through the night. It could be heard from towns many leagues distant, and it heralded the fiend's doom. OH, MYYYYYYYYYY"

  • nounverb911

    Lindsey Graham's husband?

  • The Donald's hairdo shows he still appears to have trouble with tribbles.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Still dealing with nasty alien life forms, after all these years.

  • Alacrity_Fitz

    The Donald asked George for a Trible to wear as a hat.

  • elviouslyqueer

    I hope to goodness sakes that George was gentle in his advice about Donald's horrible, horrible hair.

    *clicks Wisconsin Gazette linky*

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Gurl, that shit ain't a bit right.

  • eggsacklywright

    Takei meets Tacky.

    • BadKitty904


    • YouFail4eva

      Well played.

  • World's most publicized Craigslist hook up.

  • My first question to Trump would be "Do you have anything stronger than Bourbon?"

    • Wile E. Quixote

      My second question would be: "Has this place passed a health inspection, or is it a rat-infested shithole like your place in Vegas?"

  • RadioBitchFace

    "I've always had a good relationship with the gook."

    • Esteev

      "I've always wanted a serious relationship with the gays."

      • BadKitty904


        • RadioBitchFace

          I think he Trumped us.
          Or, putting rump in the Trump.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    I did not know that George Takei invented Facebook.

  • Guppy

    Dinner conversation took a turn for the awkward when Takei tried to insist he was a natural-born US citizen.

  • docterry6973

    Hey George, some sexy shirtless shot! I bet Shatner was pissed.

  • barto

    George didn't actually invent FB, he just made it popular! He's the best!

  • BadKitty904

    Born in L.A., sent to a "relocation camp" as a child during WWII, becomes an integral part of an iconic TV show, rises above multiple types of bigotry with grace and humor, comes out, marries his long-time companion, becomes one of the most-sought after spokespersons in current media, inspires thousands of young people across the nation – now, THAT'S a got-dam AMERICAN success story!

    • Blueb4sinrise

      Well said .

    • Was (is?) a regular on Howard Stern, and was actually funny!

  • Disassembly

    Trump's probably just following up on that 'Obama is a Vulcan' internet rumor.

  • I didn't think Trump had anything against the gays — hell, he's from NYC, has a lot of connections in the fashion and entertainment industry, and is even buds with that gay country star he had on Celebrity Apprentice — you know — John Rich.

    • MoeDeLawn

      …and he's buds wit tranny 9/11 Giuliani, too, amrite?

      • Although I'd be in favor of a law preventing ol' Rudy from getting married. Again.

  • George will never live down that episode. Richelieu beware!!

    • BadKitty904

      Dang. I didn't realize what a lil' studmuffin he was back in the day!!!

    • TootsStansbury

      That was one of my favorite episodes.

  • This post gave me an auto-playing Ford video, followed by some video about London coffee shops. The video doesn't click through to anything. I refreshed once and got a normal banner, no video, refreshed again and got the London coffee shop video. The Editrix said we should report these shenanigans, so…

    • BaldarTFlagass

      I had some of those last night at home, but I guess there's an effective firewall here at the base; there's just a blank white spot that the text wraps around where those spammy things were last night.

    • commiegirl99

      Yes please guys. If you get anything that autoplays, please click on it so you can send me its URL at rebecca at wonkette dot com.

      Only YOU can prevent shitty spammy autorun ads!

    • ttommyunger

      Weird things happen if you click "play" to pause video….goes to completely different web page ad. I just mute when I'm Wonking.

  • CrunchyKnee

    Trumps "hair" is highly illogical.

  • James Michael Curley

    Having never seen a Star Trek episode until the early '80's, I was always a little confused by early epiode when Kirk would have his shirt ripped open by some alien and Shatner had no areolæ or nipples. Yeas later I read that it actually was a Roddenberry ploy in his early fights with censors; 'We'll give them areolæ and keep ridiculously short mini skirts.'

  • Tundra Grifter

    Duh Gov' comes to New York to meet Donald Chump and she got a slice of pizza in some joint.

    George Takei gets lunch at The Grill?

    Meanwhile, does anyone else remember when Ole Newt crawled on his knees to kiss Chump's ring and then announced a special "Apprentice" program to benefit inner city kids? How's that workin' out for them about now?

  • Jus_Wonderin
    • viennawoods13

      Yay!! You can keep all the other Treks, they were just warmin' us up for JJ Abrams.

      ETA to add- Wow. Just wow.

  • not that Dewey

    It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.

  • DaveJ

    I'm not sure I can believe this news until at least 17 of my Facebook friends have linked to George's own post about it.

  • NothingMissing

    The Donald’s been okay with Teh Gayz in the past… or maybe we weren’t supposed to remember that.

    We sure weren’t supposed to remember about his advocacy for universal health care, though.

  • GoodDogThor

    Walk in the park for George, he used to work with Shatner.

  • OneYieldRegular

    I assume Elton John will provide the music for Trump's 47th wedding?

  • I saw George with his partner getting an award at an event years ago. He seemed like a frail, old guy. But he is in fact, a mighty warrior.

  • DahBoner

    Sulu: Stardate 9521.6. Captain's Log, USS Excelsior. Hikaru Sulu commanding. After three years, I have concluded my first assignment as master of this vessel, cataloguing gaseous anomalies in The Trump Quadrant. We're heading home under full impulse power. I'm pleased to report that ship and crew have functioned well. We are full-on BrainFart Resistant….

  • BZ1

    Trump-Takei 2016!

  • Cleopatriot

    Takei/Biden 2016. President George Takei.

    I like it.

  • Tommmcatt_Again

    George Takai is awesome.

  • still not going to pay attention to donald trump.

  • viennawoods13

    And in related news… Trump will never sell Glenfiddich in any of his classy restaurants or resorts, ever, because the distillery sponsored an award given to his arch-nemesis, farmer Michael Forbes. My husband immediately said, "this calls for a toast," and pulled out his bottle of Glenfiddich.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    True fact: Takei is, like, a thing among the kids today. That takes major-league awesomeness.

  • HouseOfTheBlueLights

    I thought matter and anti-matter couldn't meet.

  • ttommyunger

    Actually met with that piece of shit face-to-face? What bravery, what sacrifice, what a douche! Give George the Congressional Medal of Everything.

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