Conservatives Forced to Back Of Bus Again

Daily Caller Complains White House Twitter Feed Keeps Reminding Them Who Is In The White House

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Like Barack Obama, we know what it's like when haters complain about blog images.Lest anyone get the idea that the Daily Caller is just a teensy bit racist, they would like you to know that they actually care more about Factual History than certain Presidents of the United States do. For instance, did you know that the Daily Caller’s Neil Munro is very protective of the legacy and reputation of Rosa Parks? It’s true! Saturday was the 57th anniversary of Parks’ refusal to give up her seat to a white bus passenger, and the Daily Caller’s Neil Munro is quite indignant that the White House marked the anniversary by tweeting a photo of Barack Obama sitting in that very bus (from a visit to the Henry Ford Museum back in April).

Well, The Daily Caller’s Neil Munro was not going to stand for such an insult to the memory of a revered Civil Rights leader (who is also conveniently dead now), although they also couldn’t be bothered to actually subtract “1955” from “2012,” either:

The White House used a tweeted picture of President Barack Obama to mark the 55th anniversary of Rosa Parks’ bus protest in Montgomery, Ala, on Saturday…

The White House did not send out a picture of Rosa Parks…

Just look at how outrageous this photo is! Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat, and then this terrible man comes along and sits in it anyway!

Parks and Re-creation

Why would the first black president dare to think he has anything in common with Rosa Parks? That’s the sort of comparison that needs to be reserved for REAL trailblazers, like how Rob Lowe was “the Rosa Parks of leaked celebrity porn.”*

But the Daily Caller’s Neil Munro is of course concerned not only with (conveniently dead) civil rights heroes! He also worries that this is only the “latest example of the White House’s Obama-centric perspective,” noting that “Obama’s staff used a picture of Obama staring at the sky to mark the death of Neil Armstrong” and “tweeted a picture of their boss when marking Vice President Joe Biden’s birthday.” (OK, so it was a photo of Obama and Biden together. Still, that’s outrageous for some reason, because it Fits The Narrative). How utterly shocking, that a twitter feed for the White House might actually include photographs of the President. (And often very good photos — we like that Pete Souza picture-takin’ fellow!)

But wait! It gets even more obscene!

Since May 2011, Obama and his staff have tried to grab as much credit as possible for the mission that successfully killed Osama Bin Laden.

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However, the president and his staff like to downplay Obama’s role in any problems facing the country.

Why would anyone in the Obama administration think that the President who gave the order for the mission deserves any credit for it? As for problems, it’s not just “blahblahblahBenghazi!!!!!blahblah”; did you know that Barack Obama also caused the financial collapse?

During the bubble, Obama worked as a lawyer in 1998 to get mortgage loans for people with very poor credit histories. More than half of his clients have since gone bankrupt or have been foreclosed.

The Daily Caller’s Neil Munro has resurrected this info-nugget from the 2008 campaign: Barack Obama did indeed bring a class-action suit on behalf of 186 people, and as anyone knows, the financial crash was caused by poor blahs getting houses they didn’t deserve. It had nothing to do with Wall Street traders speculating wildly on utterly worthless investment instruments.

Wonkette would like to thank The Daily Caller’s Neil Munro for putting things in perspective.

*See also Sara Vowell’s awesome deconstruction of stupid Rosa Parks metaphors, and of course, the highly amusing Rosa Parks of Blogs.

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  • Barbara_

    I've had it! I'm not voting for Barack Obama for President in the next election. Thanks for opening my eyes, Daily Caller!

    • nounverb911

      How insufferable will Neil become when a female woman wins the Presidency in 2016?

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        *GASP*

        What if she's also blah? Too? Also???

      • emmelemm

        "a female woman"

        Now imagine a **transgendered** woman winning the presidency!

        {Scanners head explosion}

      • gullywompr

        Or a person with disabilities? I can't imagine FDR getting elected, even in this day and age, if people knew about his wheelchair.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      Let's change the law, so we can get another crack at him!!1!

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        That would make a great troll, to get a friendly Congresscritter to introduce a bill to repeal the 22nd.

        Bernie Sanders. That's who'd do it.

        • commiegirl99

          I doubt we could pay him enough to make him stay.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            We could supply with endless hot and cold running women.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Salt in the wound is good for you!!!

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Zombie Republican Martin Luther King agrees with these sentiments!!!

    • FakaktaSouth

      Zombie Malcolm X would like to kick all their asses.

  • SmutBoffin

    I think the only people reading the Daily Caller are Wonkett operatives and white dudes who died of rage-strokes in front of their 'puters and who are now being devoured by cats.

  • http://wonkette.com smokefilledroommate

    “Wouldn’t surprise me if we start print money with his picture on it,” said Facebook commenter Tracy Barbin.

    I love how they find it necessary to include some random idiot's comment as if it somehow makes the "story" more credible.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      I know right? The very idea of using money with a picture of a President on it!

      • Biff

        Gimme 5reagans for an 0, we'd say!

      • Esteev

        Imagine the first Black president being treated with even a modicum of respect or admiration? Scary.

    • BadKitty904

      “I once ate me a bug,” said Facebook commenter Cletus Del Roy Spuckler.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        See? SEE? Obama is trying to force his Islamo-insect agenda DOWN OUR THROATS!

      • SmutBoffin

        "Just watched Swamp Loggers marathon, am going to bathe grandmother now" Facebook commenter Roland Irwin

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

        hahaha

      • http://wonkette.com smokefilledroommate

        “I once ate me a bug,” said Facebook commenter Cletus Del Roy Spuckler.

        ..included in a Daily Caller offering titled "Why Entomology Bugs The Shit Out of Us".

      • http://wonkette.com smokefilledroommate

        “I once ate me a bug,” said Facebook commenter Cletus Del Roy Spuckler.

        ..included in a Daily Caller offering titled "Why Entomology Bugs The Shit Out of Us".

    • Goonemeritus

      I have no doubt that in my children’s lifetimes they will be paying for hovercraft fuel with Obama-bucks.

      • MosesInvests

        Hovercraft fuel=eels?

    • PopeEdgardo

      As soon as Obama is out of office we should start a big push to get him on the currency, just to tease the hammerheads.

      • BaldarTFlagass

        And rename that airport in Washington DC. That would be the icing on the cake.

        • gullywompr

          USS Barack Obama has a nice ring to it…

          • BaldarTFlagass

            I think USS Obama's Dick would be even better. Of course, we would have to fight to get the funding for another aircraft carrier through Congress.

          • SuspectedDemocrat

            USS Obama's Dick sounds more like an amphibious landing craft. Or an ice-breaker.

          • http://wonkette.com smokefilledroommate

            From the bowels of the Orlando Sentinel comments section:
            Lance Hudson at 12:12 PM November 28, 2012

            Certain segments dress like gangbangers to be inflammatory. So it doesn't bother me that much when they–on occasion–get the reaction which they begged for.

            So, Hoodie plus Saggy Jeans = Death Wish… My head is going to explode here in a second.

          • BaldarTFlagass

            Or a big black ballistic missile submarine.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            That would have a bigger landing strip, I'm sure.

          • gullywompr

            Kismet! I was just wondering how to get Obama's Dick referenced in this post…

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            A post about Twitter and you couldn't work out a penis post?

          • gullywompr

            Obama's Dick so big, it is on the million-dollar bill.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            It's so big, they had to print a million dollar william

          • bobbert

            USS Obama's Dick so big, other aircraft carriers land on it.

          • http://wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

            Who even remembers who Ronald Reagan is anymore? So let's rename the CVN-76 The USS Barack Hussein Obama, and then use it only to conduct gay Navy weddings on it.

    • SorosBot

      And hey, Obama has actually done a good job, unlike a certain idiot actor who conservatives keep agitating to put on our money despite the fact that he was a horrible shitberg of a president.

      • Estproph

        We should put Reagan on the penny, since Lincoln is on the $5, and it has some worth, and likely won't be phased out in the next 5 years.

        • Veritas78

          Yeah, on the penny, so we can step on it in parking lots and grind it into a faceless slug.

          • http://wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

            And squish it at tourist sites.

        • Bezoar

          We should put Reagan on a new coin, the two-cent piece. And make it out of aluminum. Thin aluminum.

      • Biff

        Also, Rushmore.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        HEY!

        Oh, you were talking about Reagan…

      • GoodDogThor

        Hmmm… let's see. Nixon on drug citations, Reagan on food stamps, and Dubya on foreclosure notices.

    • WhatTheHolyHeck

      "57 people 'Liked' Barbin's post, which some experts say suggests a surge of unrest among web-savvy individuals."

      • BaldarTFlagass

        One for every state!!!

        • nonbeliever7

          Shhhhh! That's how we won the election. Fox hasn't noticed the 26 electoral votes from North Connecticutt yet.

      • Jus_Wonderin

        Why do I hear that spoken in Ellen's voice?

  • OzoneTom

    Looks like he's compromising in the front-of-the-bus / back-of-the-bus controversy.

  • BadKitty904

    Guess being a minority sucks, guys, right? Right?

    • gullywompr

      Who, bronies?

      • BadKitty904

        No – ignorant, white, right-wing bigots.

        • Esteev

          Two outta three ain't bad! I'm movin' on up!

    • PopeEdgardo

      When will the persecution of old whites guys like me ever end? Waaaaaaaaa.

  • Goonemeritus

    Can we ever really know how Rosa Parks would feel about today’s politics. Isn’t possible that she would have been a huge Romney supporter?

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      Yes! In those years between 2005 when she died and today, she would have changed her entire value system!

      • Goonemeritus

        Well when I was younger I voted for Ford. Still I imagine the modern Republican Party would look pretty familiar to Rosa Parks they seem in perfect lockstep with the old Dixiecrats.

    • carlgt1

      if she were alive & voted for Obama – Neil Munro & the rest of the pundits of WhiteTrashistan would be screeching she's racist for voting for Obama because he's black too.

    • bobbert

      Ahahahahahahahahaha.

  • EatsBabyDingos

    Neil Munro, the Rosa Parks of Honey Boo Boos.

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    Rosa Parks passed away. Putting her in that seat and tweeting a picture of it would be in very poor taste.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      I could suggest Linda Park. She's hot.

      • BaldarTFlagass

        Or Michael Parks. Tarantino has sort of resurrected his career, it could be the catapult he needs to go over the top.

        • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

          Linkin Park could have rocked out on top of the bus!!

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            Chan Ho Park could strike out the side.

          • not that Dewey

            Parker Posey, on or off the bus.

          • Mittaplasia

            Bert Parks? Too old? Too dead?

          • BaldarTFlagass

            Same for Fess Parker, I reckon.

          • SuspectedDemocrat

            Parker Brothers, for kids of all ages?

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            Dibs on the Park's Sausage concession!

          • bobbert

            Park Jae-Sang could do the pony.

      • StillGoinGreen

        Grace Park! Oh, Sweet POND WALKER, let it be Grace Park!

    • Esteev

      That's why Munro wanted it: he has no taste.

    • PubOption

      I can see Rosa Seats in the picture, is that close enough?

  • mojopo

    Stop reminding Neil Munro about the historical realities and contemporary context of discrimination in the US – you’re harshing his racist mellow!

  • SmutBoffin

    Can anyone make sense of this DC comment?

    "Megatron • a day ago −
    Obama has no shame in exploiting the historic acts of others. Next Obama will pose with B.B. King's Lucille with eyes closed because of garbage thrown at him from angry prison audiences. Oh, you didn't know that's why B.B. plays with his eyes closed? Obama has more in common with Little Richard, if you know his story of voyeurism."

    • FakaktaSouth

      Fucking idiot. Everyone knows that it was CHUCK BERRY who Spy magazine had all the articles about with the cameras in the ladies' rooms. Motherfuckers can't even get their racist insults right. Just, perfect.

      • http://wonkette.com smokefilledroommate

        Megatron • a day ago –

        Little Richard put Maybelline on BB King's Ding-a-Ling!!!!1!!1 OBAMAR!!!!1!

        /fixed

    • Biff

      Oh for fuck's sake!

    • Jus_Wonderin

      It might be what is called "projection". Where is Psycwench when we need her??

    • Esteev

      I also heard that Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" was a prediction about what would engulf America if Obama was re-elected.

      • Mittaplasia

        Ring of Fire's not about hemorrhoids? Who knew?

        • SigDeFlyinMonky

          I keep my eyes wide open all the time.
          I keep my pants up with a piece of twine.
          Because you're mine, please pull the twine.

        • Esteev

          That interpretation hits much closer to home for me.

    • sati_demise

      these are literally the only blah people he has ever seen or heard about in USAmerica.

  • larrykat

    Maybe Obama can make it up to Neil by tweeting a picture of Neil's junk on National Embarrassment Day.

  • http://tactilepeggy.wordpress.com/ Pap Finn

    Won't someone think of Bull Connor? He has a story to tell, too…

    • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

      That was good community drinking water coming out of those hoses! The sacrifice!

      • http://tactilepeggy.wordpress.com/ Pap Finn

        And, and, and the Snarling German Shepherds Of Freedom! Who honors them? Why don't they stuff a couple and stick THEM in a museum, HUH?

    • memzilla

      Think of the dry cleaning bill for all those water- and blood-soaked police uniforms!

  • BaldarTFlagass

    As a youth, Obama was secretly behind the premature cancellation of the original Star Trek TV series.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    It's that new photo-meme called "Bamming", where you get the President Of The United States to stand next to things and notice them.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      I like this idea. Kinda like those Steeler fans that take pics of their Terrible Towels all over the world.

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

        He's the Roaming Gnome of Presidents! (Actually, all Presidents are the Roaming Gnomes of Presidents.)

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        FLAT STANLEY LIBEL!

    • not that Dewey

      Put a Bam on it.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    ANOTHER fucking pony post?????

    • emmelemm

      OMG PONIES!!!1!!

      • gullywompr

        Aw come on, what's a little pony play amongst friends?

      • SorosBot

        The ponies are awesome, anyway!

    • http://wonkette.com smokefilledroommate

      I like them. They make me feel better. Sometimes I wish I could live in Ponyville.

    • gullywompr

      Dok suffers unsufferable criticism. He's just like Obama, and therefore by extension, Abraham Lincoln.

      • BadKitty904

        Dok is blah?

    • Mittaplasia

      I would upfist you but it just encourages our tormentors.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      (in unison) we love the ponies… there are many things worse than ponies…

    • MacRaith

      If you look closely, you'll see that the ponies aren't actually fucking in that picture.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        Well, then, they're doin it rong.

    • asterixaverni

      Couldn't he mix this up with unicorns or pegasi? Hell, I'd welcome troll dolls at this point!

      • SorosBot

        But he did; Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are pegasi, and you can in fact see Rainbor Dash's wing in that image.

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          Mmmmm, Buffalo wings….

          • http://wonkette.com smokefilledroommate

            Do you eat horsemeat?

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            I don't think I've had any since they tried palming it off on us as hamburger back at Lake Pennesewaukee.

        • asterixaverni

          I don't know what is more disturbing: the goddamn ponies or that you noticed one of the fuckers has wings.

  • secanonymous

    The real shocker is that he's taking up more than one seat.

  • http://wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    Well… as you've kept reminding us for several years, Barry is BLACK.

    The ragegasm of the wingnuts get funnier.

    • memzilla

      It's the gift that keeps on giving.

      You know, I thought I would be tired by now in rejoicing over the defeat of the wingtards… but I was wrong.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Hey Barry, there's nothing out that window but the museum wall.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      They should project a movie of an angry white mob on that wall.

    • memzilla

      At the two o'clock position is a Piggly-WIggly ad: "The Friendly Place To Shop (if you're white)."

  • nounverb911

    Has Neil Munro ever ridden a bus?

    • Wile E. Quixote

      No, but he has pulled many a train…

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    Did you know that God-damned Obama and his family are eating, drinking and sleeping in the White House?!1!1

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      And not even in the servants' quarters! The nerve!

    • BadKitty904

      Treason!

    • memzilla

      Yeah, but they still have to use the colored toilets, right?

    • SigDeFlyinMonky

      And brewing their own beer in the basement!

    • Wile E. Quixote

      And he's having hot sex with Michelle too!

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Also, everyone knows mass transit is communistic!

  • Mojopo

    Oh, how dare the White House lend any contextual importance to the historical realities of racism in the US!

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    To answer these critics, the White House ought to have a "Twivia" game.

    The first question should be "Who's the President now and for the next four years, bitches?"

    And then re-Tweet each and every single correct answer.

    • Esteev

      Some of the wrong answers may prove humorous.

  • SorosBot

    But pretending to be a pilot and holding a "mission accomplished" party on an aircraft carrier for a war of conquest that still has another eight years to drag on is perfectly presidential.

    • BadKitty904

      Well, sure, as long as the President in question is the right color…

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      Got your wars mixed up, but yes!

    • Terry

      Don't forget the part about making sure his flight suit accentuated him package.

      • Cicada

        CODPIECE LIBEL!

    • http://wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

      But did Bush Twit about it? See, there's the difference. Bush did nothing to draw attention to himself ever.

  • gullywompr

    Obama simply refuses to move to the back of Twitter. For a twice-duly-elected POTUS, he sure is uppity.

  • MrDorkbutt

    I like how as Commander-in-Chief, he deserves no credit for physically giving the order to conduct a military operation. Mind you, he actually had to do something, even if it was to say, "sure, what evs". Yet at the same time, he is supposed to be personally accountable for every job that was lost in the last four years, including some that were lost before he even came into office.

    Also he can't have any credit for any new jobs were created (even by the company that makes the cardboard boxes all the fired Hostess employees put their stolen Twinkies into).

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    the Rosa Parks of posting Ponies on Wonkette

    Yes, you're so oppressed…

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    To say "during the bubble, Obama worked…in 1998" is itself inaccurate, as the run-up in housing prices really didn't go crazy until after 2000 or so, IIRC. But hey, BLACK PEOPLE OWNING HOUSES, THIS IS SIMPLY NOT DONE IN BRITISH IMMIGRANT NEIL MUNRO'S AMERICA!!!!!!!!!1

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Yes, it started when Bush declared the "Ownership Society" and the Fed lowered its rates to zero

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    So many outrage strokes, so little intracranial hemorrhaging.

    • BadKitty904

      I suspect the depth of bone leaves little inside capable of bleeding…

  • metamarcisf

    Marcus Bachmann is the Rosa Parks of serial sodomy.

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Man, those seats are small. Were two grown people supposed to sit there?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      We've, um, grown as a nation.

      • BadKitty904

        Sideways, mostly.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      The average southern teabagger butt fits as nicely now as it did in 1955 .

  • Mojopo

    I keep waiting to find out that the Daily Caller is an alternative form of improv, maybe even light years ahead of Colbert. It's never going to happen, is it?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      If that turned out to be true, it would be the greatest trolling in the history of the Internet since Gary Ruppert started sockpuppeting himself.

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      well i imagine we'll find out with the amount of coverage it's getting.

  • Troglodeity

    If Neil Munro doesn't put a stop to Obama now, next thing you know Obama'll do something truly outrageous, like landing on an aircraft carrier in a flight suit.

    • Secluded Compound

      To effectively protect the civil rights movement, we must remove the black man from office.

      • Mittaplasia

        Big picture: we must destroy our country in order to save it.

  • MrDorkbutt

    The Daily Caller is like the minor leagues of blogs. It's where people with GEDs go to spread their grandfathers circa 1950's racist / misogynist opinions of the world.

    I guess we should at least give them credit for being able to use the Internets?

    • BadKitty904

      As my brother says – "How can all the stupid people afford computers?"

    • BadKitty904

      As my brother has observed – "How can all the stupid people afford computers?"

    • Esteev

      What the hell do we call Powerline then??

  • elviouslyqueer

    Worry not, Neil. I'm sure Barry will be happy to tweet a pic of him holding a bottle of vinegar and water to commemorate your long, illustrious tenure at the DC.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    The Sara Vowell piece was excellent!!

    • BartStarrland

      Concur. I have referenced that scene from Sports Night many times – cool that it stuck in her mind also.

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    Also Dok, I would like to say that I appreciate the ponies. They are a humorous method of ironic commentary on the absurdities highlighted in these pages and I often laugh at the captions. So if you want to keep on with the pics, or even buy actual pony dolls and care for them, keep them dust-free, shampoo and brush their lustrous manes and tails and display them like a proud papa in your home, I will not judge. Well, I won't judge about the pics, anyway.

    • Doktor Zoom

      Don't be absurd. All my money is wrapped up in investment-grade Hot Wheels.

      • http://yunoletmehavecoolwebnameblogspot.blogspot.com/ Jennyjen798

        Hey! I'll have you know that Zecora sells for $24 freaking dollars, Derpy sells for more. I just spent $40 dollars on MLP dolls at Toys R Us last week. The only retailer with Nightmare Moon. I'd love to display them but the daughter, she wants to do this ridiculous thing called "play."

        The same with the 10 gallon bucket of hot wheels my son has acquired since birth. >_<

  • SmutBoffin

    "Had a good #2 this morning
    at Main St. Starbucks" Facebook commenter Frank LaFever.

  • PopeEdgardo

    The Obama-centricness of the White House's perspective is outrageous. Who the hell does Obama think he is? Huh? Answer me that you libtard hippies.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Worse. He's Jesus!

    • RadioBitchFace

      Worse yet, ANOTHER Daily Caller post.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        We've become the cult of derpanality.

    • Doktor Zoom

      I'm a Black Jesus Brony

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        That would almost make a great title for a Country and Western song.

  • mavenmaven

    Because technically, only half of him had to sit in the back of the bus. See?

  • Disassembly

    Obama's acting like he's the Rosa Parks of black people.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    You're either on the bus or off the bus.

    • gullywompr

      Or under it (see: Weiner, Anthony D.)

    • http://wonkette.com smokefilledroommate

      Or ridin' the short one.

    • zippy_w_pinhead

      There was cowboy Neal at the wheel

  • BadKitty904

    Oh, GOD, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, let Bamz do it!!!!!! GOP heads would explode across the nation!

    • NellCote71

      I have a physics questions. How many times can GOP heads explode before there are no heads left? Seems they should have all exploded by now and evaporated into the stratosphere.

  • gullywompr

    Stacie Marie Laughton 2016!

  • Estproph

    "The president is a Twi-CLANG!"

  • http://wonkette.com smokefilledroommate

    I'd put Reagan on the penny then discontinue it from circulation.

  • memzilla

    In the sense of, like Southern crackers "supported" blah people from trees?

  • Antispandex

    My God! This is an OUTRAGE! I can see the page one screamer now (if we still had news papers), "Uppity President STILL Refuses to Move to Back of Bus". Well, that's what we get for electing "one of those people".

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Anthony Weiner should be given the job of Twitter feed manager for the White House.

  • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

    The bus is short and he's licking the window! TRIG LIBEL!

    • gullywompr

      Ooo… careful with that axe, Eugene.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    Where are all the white wimmenz?

  • frrolfe

    why does nobody make dick jokes about mittens and rafalca? ann must be fuming. she should take out an opisometre and measure mitt. (for science, obvs)

    • SmutBoffin

      lolwut

  • Esteev
  • BaldarTFlagass

    Since we're going all Black Heritage-y here, I'd like to know what Obama did to honor the Old Negro Space Program?

    • Esteev

      I've never seen this before and wish to extend a big Thank You.

  • ttommyunger

    Wow, after all these years, puppies still bark at passing trains; and the trains just keep on rolling down the tracks… I suspect "Kneel's" middle name is "Bob", heh, heh.

  • fitley

    Does Neil Munro have to still send in his press conference questions by postcard or do they allow him in again after his Tourettes outburst during the President's speech? Stupid A**hole.

  • memzilla

    So long as he posts nothing from spaceclop/r.

  • memzilla

    O/T, but… Slam!bama!

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    Obummer sent out Christmas cards with him lying in the manger surrounded by "Wise Men" from his cabinet!!1!! It's not about you, you MUSLIN!!1!1

  • SaintRond

    Nice to see Tucker Carlson, with his Ted Bundy fashion statements, standing up for black people against the President.

  • rickmaci

    The you go again, going all arithmaticy on 'merika. 55. 57. Why do facts matter so much to you librals?

  • gullywompr

    OK, Close your eyes.
    Now think of someone you hate.
    Now, imagine that person in a photograph on Twitter.

    Pretty outrageous, right?

  • not that Dewey

    “This is what reporters are supposed to do."

    -Tucker Carlson

  • http://howtosavetheworld.ca/ BZ1

    Get.over.it.

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      kinda hope they don't to be honest…

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    He's only half blah, so he gets to sit in the middle of the bus.

  • DahBoner

    Are Republicans done holding their breath and spinning on their backs in the K-mart parking lot YET????

  • sati_demise

    I did not know 186 people could crash the global economy.
    You learn something new everyday.

    Thanks Wonkette!

  • Veritas78

    NIX THE AUTO-PLAY ADS, REBECCA! YOU CAN'T BE THAT DESPERATE!!!!

    Seriously, the worst part of the internet ever. Put a damn PayPal link on your banner, you drunken slut!

  • flipdraw

    But is Rainbow Dash the Rosa Parks of Equestria? Or does that title belong to Fluttershy?

  • zippy_w_pinhead

    so Neil Munro is the Rosa Parks of interrupting presidential speeches

  • Severen13

    ***How utterly shocking, that a twitter feed for the White House might actually include photographs of the President.***

    I know, right? I'm sure Mr. Munro has his panties in a bunch that Lady Gaga's Twitter feed isn't posting pictures of Rosa Parks either.

  • mustangsavvy

    "Wonkette would like to thank The Daily Caller’s Neil Munro for his asinine pearl clutching and would like to request that he STFU. Forever. Please and thank you."

  • decentcitizen

    Where would Americans of color be without the brave people like Tucker Carlson and Neil Munro looking out for them? (Hint: the back of the bus).

  • finette_

    The Smithsonian shared Rosa Parks' booking record on Facebook the other day. In the space for nationality–not race–it said "negro." A black American being perceived as foreign…sound familiar, Neil?

  • anniegetyerfun

    "I would also like to mention rocker, marksman and conservative activist Ted Nugent, who, in his autobiography "God, Guns and Rock 'n' Roll" refers to himself as "Rosa Parks with a loud guitar." That's so inaccurate; everyone knows he's more like Mary Matalin with a fancy deer rifle."

    That was so good that I might have peed a little.