CONSERVATIVES FORCED TO BACK OF BUS AGAIN  2:40 pm December 4, 2012

Daily Caller Complains White House Twitter Feed Keeps Reminding Them Who Is In The White House

by Doktor Zoom

Like Barack Obama, we know what it's like when haters complain about blog images.Lest anyone get the idea that the Daily Caller is just a teensy bit racist, they would like you to know that they actually care more about Factual History than certain Presidents of the United States do. For instance, did you know that the Daily Caller’s Neil Munro is very protective of the legacy and reputation of Rosa Parks? It’s true! Saturday was the 57th anniversary of Parks’ refusal to give up her seat to a white bus passenger, and the Daily Caller’s Neil Munro is quite indignant that the White House marked the anniversary by tweeting a photo of Barack Obama sitting in that very bus (from a visit to the Henry Ford Museum back in April).

Well, The Daily Caller’s Neil Munro was not going to stand for such an insult to the memory of a revered Civil Rights leader (who is also conveniently dead now), although they also couldn’t be bothered to actually subtract “1955″ from “2012,” either:

The White House used a tweeted picture of President Barack Obama to mark the 55th anniversary of Rosa Parks’ bus protest in Montgomery, Ala, on Saturday…

The White House did not send out a picture of Rosa Parks…

Just look at how outrageous this photo is! Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat, and then this terrible man comes along and sits in it anyway!

Parks and Re-creation

Why would the first black president dare to think he has anything in common with Rosa Parks? That’s the sort of comparison that needs to be reserved for REAL trailblazers, like how Rob Lowe was “the Rosa Parks of leaked celebrity porn.”*

But the Daily Caller’s Neil Munro is of course concerned not only with (conveniently dead) civil rights heroes! He also worries that this is only the “latest example of the White House’s Obama-centric perspective,” noting that “Obama’s staff used a picture of Obama staring at the sky to mark the death of Neil Armstrong” and “tweeted a picture of their boss when marking Vice President Joe Biden’s birthday.” (OK, so it was a photo of Obama and Biden together. Still, that’s outrageous for some reason, because it Fits The Narrative). How utterly shocking, that a twitter feed for the White House might actually include photographs of the President. (And often very good photos — we like that Pete Souza picture-takin’ fellow!)

But wait! It gets even more obscene!

Since May 2011, Obama and his staff have tried to grab as much credit as possible for the mission that successfully killed Osama Bin Laden.

However, the president and his staff like to downplay Obama’s role in any problems facing the country.

Why would anyone in the Obama administration think that the President who gave the order for the mission deserves any credit for it? As for problems, it’s not just “blahblahblahBenghazi!!!!!blahblah”; did you know that Barack Obama also caused the financial collapse?

During the bubble, Obama worked as a lawyer in 1998 to get mortgage loans for people with very poor credit histories. More than half of his clients have since gone bankrupt or have been foreclosed.

The Daily Caller’s Neil Munro has resurrected this info-nugget from the 2008 campaign: Barack Obama did indeed bring a class-action suit on behalf of 186 people, and as anyone knows, the financial crash was caused by poor blahs getting houses they didn’t deserve. It had nothing to do with Wall Street traders speculating wildly on utterly worthless investment instruments.

Wonkette would like to thank The Daily Caller’s Neil Munro for putting things in perspective.

*See also Sara Vowell’s awesome deconstruction of stupid Rosa Parks metaphors, and of course, the highly amusing Rosa Parks of Blogs.

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{ 222 comments }

Barbara_ December 4, 2012 at 2:43 pm

I've had it! I'm not voting for Barack Obama for President in the next election. Thanks for opening my eyes, Daily Caller!

nounverb911 December 4, 2012 at 2:54 pm

How insufferable will Neil become when a female woman wins the Presidency in 2016?

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 2:58 pm

*GASP*

What if she's also blah? Too? Also???

emmelemm December 4, 2012 at 3:00 pm

"a female woman"

Now imagine a **transgendered** woman winning the presidency!

{Scanners head explosion}

gullywompr December 4, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Or a person with disabilities? I can't imagine FDR getting elected, even in this day and age, if people knew about his wheelchair.

Chet Kincaid_ December 4, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Let's change the law, so we can get another crack at him!!1!

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 3:06 pm

That would make a great troll, to get a friendly Congresscritter to introduce a bill to repeal the 22nd.

Bernie Sanders. That's who'd do it.

commiegirl99 December 4, 2012 at 4:27 pm

I doubt we could pay him enough to make him stay.

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 5:18 pm

We could supply with endless hot and cold running women.

BaldarTFlagass December 4, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Salt in the wound is good for you!!!

BaldarTFlagass December 4, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Zombie Republican Martin Luther King agrees with these sentiments!!!

FakaktaSouth December 4, 2012 at 2:53 pm

Zombie Malcolm X would like to kick all their asses.

SmutBoffin December 4, 2012 at 2:45 pm

I think the only people reading the Daily Caller are Wonkett operatives and white dudes who died of rage-strokes in front of their 'puters and who are now being devoured by cats.

smokefilledroommate December 4, 2012 at 2:47 pm

“Wouldn’t surprise me if we start print money with his picture on it,” said Facebook commenter Tracy Barbin.

I love how they find it necessary to include some random idiot's comment as if it somehow makes the "story" more credible.

SuspectedDemocrat December 4, 2012 at 2:52 pm

I know right? The very idea of using money with a picture of a President on it!

Biff December 4, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Gimme 5reagans for an 0, we'd say!

Esteev December 4, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Imagine the first Black president being treated with even a modicum of respect or admiration? Scary.

BadKitty904 December 4, 2012 at 2:52 pm

“I once ate me a bug,” said Facebook commenter Cletus Del Roy Spuckler.

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 2:59 pm

See? SEE? Obama is trying to force his Islamo-insect agenda DOWN OUR THROATS!

SmutBoffin December 4, 2012 at 3:00 pm

"Just watched Swamp Loggers marathon, am going to bathe grandmother now" Facebook commenter Roland Irwin

Chet Kincaid_ December 4, 2012 at 3:02 pm

hahaha

smokefilledroommate December 4, 2012 at 3:04 pm

“I once ate me a bug,” said Facebook commenter Cletus Del Roy Spuckler.

..included in a Daily Caller offering titled "Why Entomology Bugs The Shit Out of Us".

smokefilledroommate December 4, 2012 at 3:04 pm

“I once ate me a bug,” said Facebook commenter Cletus Del Roy Spuckler.

..included in a Daily Caller offering titled "Why Entomology Bugs The Shit Out of Us".

Goonemeritus December 4, 2012 at 2:52 pm

I have no doubt that in my children’s lifetimes they will be paying for hovercraft fuel with Obama-bucks.

MosesInvests December 5, 2012 at 10:08 am

Hovercraft fuel=eels?

PopeEdgardo December 4, 2012 at 2:58 pm

As soon as Obama is out of office we should start a big push to get him on the currency, just to tease the hammerheads.

BaldarTFlagass December 4, 2012 at 3:09 pm

And rename that airport in Washington DC. That would be the icing on the cake.

gullywompr December 4, 2012 at 3:14 pm

USS Barack Obama has a nice ring to it…

BaldarTFlagass December 4, 2012 at 3:16 pm

I think USS Obama's Dick would be even better. Of course, we would have to fight to get the funding for another aircraft carrier through Congress.

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 4, 2012 at 7:33 pm

Who even remembers who Ronald Reagan is anymore? So let's rename the CVN-76 The USS Barack Hussein Obama, and then use it only to conduct gay Navy weddings on it.

SorosBot December 4, 2012 at 3:00 pm

And hey, Obama has actually done a good job, unlike a certain idiot actor who conservatives keep agitating to put on our money despite the fact that he was a horrible shitberg of a president.

Estproph December 4, 2012 at 3:09 pm

We should put Reagan on the penny, since Lincoln is on the $5, and it has some worth, and likely won't be phased out in the next 5 years.

Veritas78 December 4, 2012 at 5:58 pm

Yeah, on the penny, so we can step on it in parking lots and grind it into a faceless slug.

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 4, 2012 at 7:30 pm

And squish it at tourist sites.

Bezoar December 5, 2012 at 9:09 am

We should put Reagan on a new coin, the two-cent piece. And make it out of aluminum. Thin aluminum.

Biff December 4, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Also, Rushmore.

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 3:25 pm

HEY!

Oh, you were talking about Reagan…

GoodDogThor December 4, 2012 at 6:53 pm

Hmmm… let's see. Nixon on drug citations, Reagan on food stamps, and Dubya on foreclosure notices.

WhatTheHolyHeck December 4, 2012 at 3:01 pm

"57 people 'Liked' Barbin's post, which some experts say suggests a surge of unrest among web-savvy individuals."

BaldarTFlagass December 4, 2012 at 3:17 pm

One for every state!!!

nonbeliever7 December 4, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Shhhhh! That's how we won the election. Fox hasn't noticed the 26 electoral votes from North Connecticutt yet.

Jus_Wonderin December 4, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Why do I hear that spoken in Ellen's voice?

OzoneTom December 4, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Looks like he's compromising in the front-of-the-bus / back-of-the-bus controversy.

BadKitty904 December 4, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Guess being a minority sucks, guys, right? Right?

gullywompr December 4, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Who, bronies?

BadKitty904 December 4, 2012 at 2:54 pm

No – ignorant, white, right-wing bigots.

Esteev December 4, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Two outta three ain't bad! I'm movin' on up!

PopeEdgardo December 4, 2012 at 2:59 pm

When will the persecution of old whites guys like me ever end? Waaaaaaaaa.

Goonemeritus December 4, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Can we ever really know how Rosa Parks would feel about today’s politics. Isn’t possible that she would have been a huge Romney supporter?

Chet Kincaid_ December 4, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Yes! In those years between 2005 when she died and today, she would have changed her entire value system!

Goonemeritus December 4, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Well when I was younger I voted for Ford. Still I imagine the modern Republican Party would look pretty familiar to Rosa Parks they seem in perfect lockstep with the old Dixiecrats.

carlgt1 December 4, 2012 at 3:44 pm

if she were alive & voted for Obama – Neil Munro & the rest of the pundits of WhiteTrashistan would be screeching she's racist for voting for Obama because he's black too.

bobbert December 4, 2012 at 11:53 pm

Ahahahahahahahahaha.

EatsBabyDingos December 4, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Neil Munro, the Rosa Parks of Honey Boo Boos.

SuspectedDemocrat December 4, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Rosa Parks passed away. Putting her in that seat and tweeting a picture of it would be in very poor taste.

Jus_Wonderin December 4, 2012 at 2:53 pm

I could suggest Linda Park. She's hot.

BaldarTFlagass December 4, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Or Michael Parks. Tarantino has sort of resurrected his career, it could be the catapult he needs to go over the top.

Chet Kincaid_ December 4, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Linkin Park could have rocked out on top of the bus!!

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Chan Ho Park could strike out the side.

StillGoinGreen December 4, 2012 at 5:42 pm

Grace Park! Oh, Sweet POND WALKER, let it be Grace Park!

Esteev December 4, 2012 at 3:03 pm

That's why Munro wanted it: he has no taste.

PubOption December 4, 2012 at 4:49 pm

I can see Rosa Seats in the picture, is that close enough?

mojopo December 4, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Stop reminding Neil Munro about the historical realities and contemporary context of discrimination in the US – you’re harshing his racist mellow!

SmutBoffin December 4, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Can anyone make sense of this DC comment?

"Megatron • a day ago −
Obama has no shame in exploiting the historic acts of others. Next Obama will pose with B.B. King's Lucille with eyes closed because of garbage thrown at him from angry prison audiences. Oh, you didn't know that's why B.B. plays with his eyes closed? Obama has more in common with Little Richard, if you know his story of voyeurism."

FakaktaSouth December 4, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Fucking idiot. Everyone knows that it was CHUCK BERRY who Spy magazine had all the articles about with the cameras in the ladies' rooms. Motherfuckers can't even get their racist insults right. Just, perfect.

smokefilledroommate December 4, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Megatron • a day ago –

Little Richard put Maybelline on BB King's Ding-a-Ling!!!!1!!1 OBAMAR!!!!1!

/fixed

Biff December 4, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Oh for fuck's sake!

Jus_Wonderin December 4, 2012 at 3:03 pm

It might be what is called "projection". Where is Psycwench when we need her??

Esteev December 4, 2012 at 3:37 pm

I also heard that Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" was a prediction about what would engulf America if Obama was re-elected.

Mittaplasia December 4, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Ring of Fire's not about hemorrhoids? Who knew?

SigDeFlyinMonky December 4, 2012 at 3:50 pm

I keep my eyes wide open all the time.
I keep my pants up with a piece of twine.
Because you're mine, please pull the twine.

Esteev December 4, 2012 at 3:51 pm

That interpretation hits much closer to home for me.

sati_demise December 4, 2012 at 5:04 pm

these are literally the only blah people he has ever seen or heard about in USAmerica.

larrykat December 4, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Maybe Obama can make it up to Neil by tweeting a picture of Neil's junk on National Embarrassment Day.

Pap Finn December 4, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Won't someone think of Bull Connor? He has a story to tell, too…

imissopus December 4, 2012 at 2:59 pm

That was good community drinking water coming out of those hoses! The sacrifice!

Pap Finn December 4, 2012 at 3:05 pm

And, and, and the Snarling German Shepherds Of Freedom! Who honors them? Why don't they stuff a couple and stick THEM in a museum, HUH?

memzilla December 4, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Think of the dry cleaning bill for all those water- and blood-soaked police uniforms!

BaldarTFlagass December 4, 2012 at 2:51 pm

As a youth, Obama was secretly behind the premature cancellation of the original Star Trek TV series.

Chet Kincaid_ December 4, 2012 at 2:51 pm

It's that new photo-meme called "Bamming", where you get the President Of The United States to stand next to things and notice them.

BaldarTFlagass December 4, 2012 at 3:03 pm

I like this idea. Kinda like those Steeler fans that take pics of their Terrible Towels all over the world.

Chet Kincaid_ December 4, 2012 at 3:09 pm

He's the Roaming Gnome of Presidents! (Actually, all Presidents are the Roaming Gnomes of Presidents.)

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 3:24 pm

FLAT STANLEY LIBEL!

not that Dewey December 4, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Put a Bam on it.

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 2:51 pm

ANOTHER fucking pony post?????

emmelemm December 4, 2012 at 2:57 pm

OMG PONIES!!!1!!

gullywompr December 4, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Aw come on, what's a little pony play amongst friends?

SorosBot December 4, 2012 at 3:12 pm

The ponies are awesome, anyway!

smokefilledroommate December 4, 2012 at 2:58 pm

I like them. They make me feel better. Sometimes I wish I could live in Ponyville.

gullywompr December 4, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Dok suffers unsufferable criticism. He's just like Obama, and therefore by extension, Abraham Lincoln.

BadKitty904 December 4, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Dok is blah?

Mittaplasia December 4, 2012 at 3:03 pm

I would upfist you but it just encourages our tormentors.

SuspectedDemocrat December 4, 2012 at 3:03 pm

(in unison) we love the ponies… there are many things worse than ponies…

MacRaith December 4, 2012 at 3:21 pm

If you look closely, you'll see that the ponies aren't actually fucking in that picture.

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Well, then, they're doin it rong.

asterixaverni December 4, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Couldn't he mix this up with unicorns or pegasi? Hell, I'd welcome troll dolls at this point!

SorosBot December 4, 2012 at 3:42 pm

But he did; Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are pegasi, and you can in fact see Rainbor Dash's wing in that image.

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Mmmmm, Buffalo wings….

smokefilledroommate December 4, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Do you eat horsemeat?

asterixaverni December 4, 2012 at 3:50 pm

I don't know what is more disturbing: the goddamn ponies or that you noticed one of the fuckers has wings.

Doktor Zoom December 4, 2012 at 4:39 pm
secanonymous December 4, 2012 at 2:51 pm

The real shocker is that he's taking up more than one seat.

ManchuCandidate December 4, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Well… as you've kept reminding us for several years, Barry is BLACK.

The ragegasm of the wingnuts get funnier.

memzilla December 4, 2012 at 3:26 pm

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

You know, I thought I would be tired by now in rejoicing over the defeat of the wingtards… but I was wrong.

BaldarTFlagass December 4, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Hey Barry, there's nothing out that window but the museum wall.

SuspectedDemocrat December 4, 2012 at 3:03 pm

They should project a movie of an angry white mob on that wall.

memzilla December 4, 2012 at 3:15 pm

At the two o'clock position is a Piggly-WIggly ad: "The Friendly Place To Shop (if you're white)."

nounverb911 December 4, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Has Neil Munro ever ridden a bus?

Wile E. Quixote December 4, 2012 at 5:13 pm

No, but he has pulled many a train…

Chet Kincaid_ December 4, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Did you know that God-damned Obama and his family are eating, drinking and sleeping in the White House?!1!1

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 2:56 pm

And not even in the servants' quarters! The nerve!

BadKitty904 December 4, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Treason!

memzilla December 4, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Yeah, but they still have to use the colored toilets, right?

SigDeFlyinMonky December 4, 2012 at 4:18 pm

And brewing their own beer in the basement!

Wile E. Quixote December 4, 2012 at 5:13 pm

And he's having hot sex with Michelle too!

BigSkullF*ckingDog December 4, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Also, everyone knows mass transit is communistic!

Mojopo December 4, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Oh, how dare the White House lend any contextual importance to the historical realities of racism in the US!

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 2:52 pm

To answer these critics, the White House ought to have a "Twivia" game.

The first question should be "Who's the President now and for the next four years, bitches?"

And then re-Tweet each and every single correct answer.

Esteev December 4, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Some of the wrong answers may prove humorous.

SorosBot December 4, 2012 at 2:53 pm

But pretending to be a pilot and holding a "mission accomplished" party on an aircraft carrier for a war of conquest that still has another eight years to drag on is perfectly presidential.

BadKitty904 December 4, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Well, sure, as long as the President in question is the right color…

Chet Kincaid_ December 4, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Got your wars mixed up, but yes!

Terry December 4, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Don't forget the part about making sure his flight suit accentuated him package.

Cicada December 4, 2012 at 3:51 pm

CODPIECE LIBEL!

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 4, 2012 at 7:37 pm

But did Bush Twit about it? See, there's the difference. Bush did nothing to draw attention to himself ever.

gullywompr December 4, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Obama simply refuses to move to the back of Twitter. For a twice-duly-elected POTUS, he sure is uppity.

MrDorkbutt December 4, 2012 at 2:54 pm

I like how as Commander-in-Chief, he deserves no credit for physically giving the order to conduct a military operation. Mind you, he actually had to do something, even if it was to say, "sure, what evs". Yet at the same time, he is supposed to be personally accountable for every job that was lost in the last four years, including some that were lost before he even came into office.

Also he can't have any credit for any new jobs were created (even by the company that makes the cardboard boxes all the fired Hostess employees put their stolen Twinkies into).

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 2:55 pm

the Rosa Parks of posting Ponies on Wonkette

Yes, you're so oppressed…

imissopus December 4, 2012 at 2:56 pm

To say "during the bubble, Obama worked…in 1998" is itself inaccurate, as the run-up in housing prices really didn't go crazy until after 2000 or so, IIRC. But hey, BLACK PEOPLE OWNING HOUSES, THIS IS SIMPLY NOT DONE IN BRITISH IMMIGRANT NEIL MUNRO'S AMERICA!!!!!!!!!1

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Yes, it started when Bush declared the "Ownership Society" and the Fed lowered its rates to zero

SayItWithWookies December 4, 2012 at 2:56 pm

So many outrage strokes, so little intracranial hemorrhaging.

BadKitty904 December 4, 2012 at 3:06 pm

I suspect the depth of bone leaves little inside capable of bleeding…

metamarcisf December 4, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Marcus Bachmann is the Rosa Parks of serial sodomy.

BigSkullF*ckingDog December 4, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Man, those seats are small. Were two grown people supposed to sit there?

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 2:59 pm

We've, um, grown as a nation.

BadKitty904 December 4, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Sideways, mostly.

Biel_ze_Bubba December 4, 2012 at 4:24 pm

The average southern teabagger butt fits as nicely now as it did in 1955 .

Mojopo December 4, 2012 at 2:57 pm

I keep waiting to find out that the Daily Caller is an alternative form of improv, maybe even light years ahead of Colbert. It's never going to happen, is it?

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 3:03 pm

If that turned out to be true, it would be the greatest trolling in the history of the Internet since Gary Ruppert started sockpuppeting himself.

fuflans December 5, 2012 at 1:25 am

well i imagine we'll find out with the amount of coverage it's getting.

Troglodeity December 4, 2012 at 2:59 pm

If Neil Munro doesn't put a stop to Obama now, next thing you know Obama'll do something truly outrageous, like landing on an aircraft carrier in a flight suit.

Secluded Compound December 4, 2012 at 7:57 pm

To effectively protect the civil rights movement, we must remove the black man from office.

Mittaplasia December 4, 2012 at 8:28 pm

Big picture: we must destroy our country in order to save it.

MrDorkbutt December 4, 2012 at 3:00 pm

The Daily Caller is like the minor leagues of blogs. It's where people with GEDs go to spread their grandfathers circa 1950's racist / misogynist opinions of the world.

I guess we should at least give them credit for being able to use the Internets?

BadKitty904 December 4, 2012 at 3:08 pm

As my brother says – "How can all the stupid people afford computers?"

BadKitty904 December 4, 2012 at 3:08 pm

As my brother has observed – "How can all the stupid people afford computers?"

Esteev December 4, 2012 at 3:40 pm

What the hell do we call Powerline then??

elviouslyqueer December 4, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Worry not, Neil. I'm sure Barry will be happy to tweet a pic of him holding a bottle of vinegar and water to commemorate your long, illustrious tenure at the DC.

Jus_Wonderin December 4, 2012 at 3:01 pm

The Sara Vowell piece was excellent!!

BartStarrland December 4, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Concur. I have referenced that scene from Sports Night many times – cool that it stuck in her mind also.

imissopus December 4, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Also Dok, I would like to say that I appreciate the ponies. They are a humorous method of ironic commentary on the absurdities highlighted in these pages and I often laugh at the captions. So if you want to keep on with the pics, or even buy actual pony dolls and care for them, keep them dust-free, shampoo and brush their lustrous manes and tails and display them like a proud papa in your home, I will not judge. Well, I won't judge about the pics, anyway.

Doktor Zoom December 4, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Don't be absurd. All my money is wrapped up in investment-grade Hot Wheels.

Jennyjen798 December 4, 2012 at 9:00 pm

Hey! I'll have you know that Zecora sells for $24 freaking dollars, Derpy sells for more. I just spent $40 dollars on MLP dolls at Toys R Us last week. The only retailer with Nightmare Moon. I'd love to display them but the daughter, she wants to do this ridiculous thing called "play."

The same with the 10 gallon bucket of hot wheels my son has acquired since birth. >_<

SmutBoffin December 4, 2012 at 3:02 pm

"Had a good #2 this morning
at Main St. Starbucks" Facebook commenter Frank LaFever.

PopeEdgardo December 4, 2012 at 3:02 pm

The Obama-centricness of the White House's perspective is outrageous. Who the hell does Obama think he is? Huh? Answer me that you libtard hippies.

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Worse. He's Jesus!

RadioBitchFace December 4, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Worse yet, ANOTHER Daily Caller post.

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 3:46 pm

We've become the cult of derpanality.

Doktor Zoom December 4, 2012 at 3:46 pm

I'm a Black Jesus Brony

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 3:53 pm

That would almost make a great title for a Country and Western song.

Doktor Zoom December 4, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Rev. Horton Heat would be perfect.

mavenmaven December 4, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Because technically, only half of him had to sit in the back of the bus. See?

Disassembly December 4, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Obama's acting like he's the Rosa Parks of black people.

BaldarTFlagass December 4, 2012 at 3:05 pm

You're either on the bus or off the bus.

gullywompr December 4, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Or under it (see: Weiner, Anthony D.)

smokefilledroommate December 4, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Or ridin' the short one.

zippy_w_pinhead December 4, 2012 at 5:42 pm

There was cowboy Neal at the wheel

BadKitty904 December 4, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Oh, GOD, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, let Bamz do it!!!!!! GOP heads would explode across the nation!

NellCote71 December 4, 2012 at 5:30 pm

I have a physics questions. How many times can GOP heads explode before there are no heads left? Seems they should have all exploded by now and evaporated into the stratosphere.

gullywompr December 4, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Stacie Marie Laughton 2016!

Estproph December 4, 2012 at 3:14 pm

"The president is a Twi-CLANG!"

smokefilledroommate December 4, 2012 at 3:14 pm

I'd put Reagan on the penny then discontinue it from circulation.

memzilla December 4, 2012 at 3:20 pm

In the sense of, like Southern crackers "supported" blah people from trees?

Antispandex December 4, 2012 at 3:20 pm

My God! This is an OUTRAGE! I can see the page one screamer now (if we still had news papers), "Uppity President STILL Refuses to Move to Back of Bus". Well, that's what we get for electing "one of those people".

BaldarTFlagass December 4, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Anthony Weiner should be given the job of Twitter feed manager for the White House.

Sharkey December 4, 2012 at 3:28 pm

The bus is short and he's licking the window! TRIG LIBEL!

gullywompr December 4, 2012 at 9:46 pm

Ooo… careful with that axe, Eugene.

Jus_Wonderin December 4, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Where are all the white wimmenz?

frrolfe December 4, 2012 at 3:30 pm

why does nobody make dick jokes about mittens and rafalca? ann must be fuming. she should take out an opisometre and measure mitt. (for science, obvs)

SmutBoffin December 4, 2012 at 3:35 pm

lolwut

Esteev December 4, 2012 at 3:32 pm
malsperanza December 5, 2012 at 2:45 am

Nice cover, but I prefer the original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKCsZc37esU

BaldarTFlagass December 4, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Since we're going all Black Heritage-y here, I'd like to know what Obama did to honor the Old Negro Space Program?

Esteev December 4, 2012 at 3:54 pm

I've never seen this before and wish to extend a big Thank You.

ttommyunger December 4, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Wow, after all these years, puppies still bark at passing trains; and the trains just keep on rolling down the tracks… I suspect "Kneel's" middle name is "Bob", heh, heh.

fitley December 4, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Does Neil Munro have to still send in his press conference questions by postcard or do they allow him in again after his Tourettes outburst during the President's speech? Stupid A**hole.

memzilla December 4, 2012 at 3:33 pm

So long as he posts nothing from spaceclop/r.

memzilla December 4, 2012 at 3:41 pm

O/T, but… Slam!bama!

Chet Kincaid_ December 4, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Obummer sent out Christmas cards with him lying in the manger surrounded by "Wise Men" from his cabinet!!1!! It's not about you, you MUSLIN!!1!1

SaintRond December 4, 2012 at 3:46 pm

Nice to see Tucker Carlson, with his Ted Bundy fashion statements, standing up for black people against the President.

rickmaci December 4, 2012 at 3:46 pm

The you go again, going all arithmaticy on 'merika. 55. 57. Why do facts matter so much to you librals?

gullywompr December 4, 2012 at 3:47 pm

OK, Close your eyes.
Now think of someone you hate.
Now, imagine that person in a photograph on Twitter.

Pretty outrageous, right?

not that Dewey December 4, 2012 at 3:49 pm

“This is what reporters are supposed to do."

-Tucker Carlson

BZ1 December 4, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Get.over.it.

fuflans December 5, 2012 at 1:27 am

kinda hope they don't to be honest…

Biel_ze_Bubba December 4, 2012 at 3:57 pm

He's only half blah, so he gets to sit in the middle of the bus.

DahBoner December 4, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Are Republicans done holding their breath and spinning on their backs in the K-mart parking lot YET????

sati_demise December 4, 2012 at 5:08 pm

I did not know 186 people could crash the global economy.
You learn something new everyday.

Thanks Wonkette!

Veritas78 December 4, 2012 at 5:32 pm

NIX THE AUTO-PLAY ADS, REBECCA! YOU CAN'T BE THAT DESPERATE!!!!

Seriously, the worst part of the internet ever. Put a damn PayPal link on your banner, you drunken slut!

flipdraw December 4, 2012 at 5:45 pm

But is Rainbow Dash the Rosa Parks of Equestria? Or does that title belong to Fluttershy?

zippy_w_pinhead December 4, 2012 at 5:45 pm

so Neil Munro is the Rosa Parks of interrupting presidential speeches

Severen13 December 4, 2012 at 6:03 pm

***How utterly shocking, that a twitter feed for the White House might actually include photographs of the President.***

I know, right? I'm sure Mr. Munro has his panties in a bunch that Lady Gaga's Twitter feed isn't posting pictures of Rosa Parks either.

mustangsavvy December 4, 2012 at 6:20 pm

"Wonkette would like to thank The Daily Caller’s Neil Munro for his asinine pearl clutching and would like to request that he STFU. Forever. Please and thank you."

decentcitizen December 4, 2012 at 9:10 pm

Where would Americans of color be without the brave people like Tucker Carlson and Neil Munro looking out for them? (Hint: the back of the bus).

finette_ December 5, 2012 at 1:06 pm

The Smithsonian shared Rosa Parks' booking record on Facebook the other day. In the space for nationality–not race–it said "negro." A black American being perceived as foreign…sound familiar, Neil?

anniegetyerfun December 5, 2012 at 8:45 pm

"I would also like to mention rocker, marksman and conservative activist Ted Nugent, who, in his autobiography "God, Guns and Rock 'n' Roll" refers to himself as "Rosa Parks with a loud guitar." That's so inaccurate; everyone knows he's more like Mary Matalin with a fancy deer rifle."

That was so good that I might have peed a little.

smokefilledroommate November 28, 2012 at 2:19 pm

From the bowels of the Orlando Sentinel comments section:
Lance Hudson at 12:12 PM November 28, 2012

Certain segments dress like gangbangers to be inflammatory. So it doesn't bother me that much when they–on occasion–get the reaction which they begged for.

So, Hoodie plus Saggy Jeans = Death Wish… My head is going to explode here in a second.

BaldarTFlagass December 4, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Or a big black ballistic missile submarine.

SuspectedDemocrat December 4, 2012 at 3:20 pm

USS Obama's Dick sounds more like an amphibious landing craft. Or an ice-breaker.

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 3:25 pm

That would have a bigger landing strip, I'm sure.

gullywompr December 4, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Kismet! I was just wondering how to get Obama's Dick referenced in this post…

gullywompr December 4, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Obama's Dick so big, it is on the million-dollar bill.

bobbert December 4, 2012 at 11:51 pm

USS Obama's Dick so big, other aircraft carriers land on it.

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 3:35 pm

A post about Twitter and you couldn't work out a penis post?

not that Dewey December 4, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Parker Posey, on or off the bus.

Mittaplasia December 4, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Bert Parks? Too old? Too dead?

BaldarTFlagass December 4, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Same for Fess Parker, I reckon.

SuspectedDemocrat December 4, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Parker Brothers, for kids of all ages?

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 3:49 pm

It's so big, they had to print a million dollar william

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Dibs on the Park's Sausage concession!

actor212 December 4, 2012 at 5:16 pm

I don't think I've had any since they tried palming it off on us as hamburger back at Lake Pennesewaukee.

bobbert December 4, 2012 at 11:55 pm

Park Jae-Sang could do the pony.

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