Daily Caller entertainment editor Taylor Bigler, as if that is even a name, is there anything going on in the world today that you might like to weigh in on? Oh, we guess you did right there, up above, in that screenshot. “Kate’s middle is gonna weigh a ton: Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant.” Can we make a stupider headline than this? Probably not, right? We can but try.
- Matey Katie.
- The Princess Has a Scone in Her Lorry.
- Will.i.Man Enough To Knock Up Some Chick.
Nope. Couldn’t do it. Couldn’t make a headline as stupid as the Daily Caller’s. We apologize for letting you down.
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So if it's a boy, it'll grow up to be Queen?
Only if the babby has a thick mustache.
Aunt Gertie libel!
Freddie Mercury Libel!
Brian May, John Deacon and Roger Taylor Libel!
In Queens, no less.
According to my husband (born and raised in Queens Village, NY), "You can take the boy out of Queens but you can't take the Queen out of the boy".
Can we come up with a stupider institution than the British Monarchy?
Congress?
You beat me to it, dammit.
NASCAR?
Right Wing Radio?
No.
The Family Research Council.
The Daily Caller.
Not really an "institution." It just needs to be institutionalized.
Fox
The Papacy?
Americans For Prosperity? The DEA?
NAMBLA?
The wayan brothers production company? The CEO of bear sterns? Charlie sheen's publicity agent? The bastard in charge of the online ad distribution for the daily show?
Electoral college.
The Daily Callers nuts are gonna swell a ton after the rest of the world repeatedly kicks them (with votes and snark)
Since Taylor Bigler is a woman, that will be an interesting trick…
Royal sperm is…quick!
I was going to try my hand at creating a dumb headline, but I was all Tuckered out…
They wouldn't be having this little bundle of joy, if buttsechs.
Never doubt the power of the "Royal Sperm™", it moves in mysterious ways.
I understand that Charles can swallow it by the quart.
Isn't that Catherine the great? I get my c-names mixed up.
I guess we've found out what she was Great at, huh?
Tucker's jealous, he's always wanted to be a mother.
Oh, but he is a mother…you know…
You could also make the case that he is a son of a bitch.
The Republican party.
Royal Rod Makes for Swelly Belly.
Rod Stewart's the father?
EX-cellent entry! Good form, old chap.
How about: "Are You Reading The Daily Caller? Yur Dum"
Willy Didn't Wear a Mac
TRAYVON MARTIN IS A UNCOUTH THUG MONSTER AND THERE'S A BABBY IN THE QUEEN-LADY'S ICKY PLACE
Willy Forgot His Wellies
In the pouring rain? Very strange.
This is Penny Lane, man! Show some respect!
William Expects to Support Labour
Win.
Utter.
Thanks for breaking the internet. Hope you're satisfied.
You are the wing beneath my nuts.
I thought he was everyone's father, over there.
British children sprout fully formed from his mullet.
Puking Princess Prego
Billy's balls are fruitful, says knocked up Kate!
Get her a jewel-encrusted wastebasket.
Willie stands and Willie falls
Willie hangs his head behind gray factory walls
Well she's a nice girl, but a bad girl's better
Me and Willie just can't help come when she calls
Now she's kissing Willie, my best friend Willie
Kate kissed Willie and Willie kissed Kate
Willie got his willie behind Kate's gate
Willie thought "Gee, Ain't Kate Great!!??"
Till the News spreads the news that Kate's late!
Now all them crooked teeth, standing await
To see who will be their "Leader-in-wait"
I am nominating you for the next poet laureate.
One of J-Tull's lesser efforts, sadly.
Sweet Jesus…there are a few JT songs I'm meh about, but I never ran into one that I actively disliked, until now. And the video doesn't help.
At least that song wasn't on the album that won them the Best Hard Rock/Metal performance. That was very funny.
So, Google, do you have any fun facts about Taylor Bigler? Something along the lines of MRAs being mad at her? You do?
Taylor Bigler, Entertainment Editor of The Daily Caller has written an article about the sexual mutilation and abuse of a man at the hands of his ex-girlfriend. In writing this article, Ms. Bigler somehow found this man's horrific injuries which may have caused permanent damage and the crime committed against him by his ex-girlfriend to be a humorous and positive event. If the genders were reversed and a man ripped the breast from a woman's body, would Ms. Bigler have made comments such as "As if this story isn't already good enough…." Good enough? So Ms. Bigler finds some good out of this poor man's sexual mutilation…
We ask that Taylor Bigler resign from The Daily Caller or be fired by them. Nothing short of Ms. Bigler's resignation or firing will suffice.
http://www.change.org/petitions/the-daily-caller-…
You don't really have to be an MRA to object to an article that can quite accurately be summarized as "Hahaha, felony domestic violence is hilarious!"
True dat–my amusement has more to do with the fact that the Daily Holler is the focus of the MRAs' wrath than Bigler's tasteless (at best) commentary.
If Taylor Bigler doesn't resign or get fired from The Daily Caller, I'll cancel my subscription, except that I don't have one, but I'm almost pissed (in the English sense) off enough to subscribe and then cancel it. Thereforth, etc, also.
I am pretty sure you have to test positive for psychopathy to get a job at the Daily Caller. Everything over there that isn't "OH NO BLACKITY-BLACKS RUN AND HIDE" is "LOL poor people dying". That and Jim Treacher's inferiority complex, which is large enough to be visible from space.
Blackity-blacks! Don't talk back!
Is Taylor Bigler related to Dirk Digler?
Just DON'T CALL HER LIZ!!!
Glad to see some people keep up the Traditions.
I bit the bullet and went to the Daily Caller to see the article. It's every bit as grotesque and offensive as it sound.
However, when I saw he went to Ball Memorial Hospital, I couldn't help myself.
I bet that Kate's vomit trashcan will be encrusted in jewels.
Then it would match Her Highnesses Vaginal Royal Encrusted Jewels Case, occasional home of the Royal Twig and Berries.
Oh, darn you.
Pass the Duchess on the left hand side?
Hey, you gotta admit, it is stupider….
From your lips to God's ear.
How about "Obviously not a legitimate rape"?
"Assume monarchy dead"?
Kate's been royally screwed.
How about:
Kate's Middle Done….or even better, Tucker is a Douche.
Royal Pain Expected, Expecting
Queen Mum mum on Duchess being a mum.
Sorry, not only not dumber, but probably already in print in SEVERAL mags throughout Londonshireshire.
Yeah, that'd probably go down like a lead balloon over the pond, what with the much-loved Queen Mum having been dead for 10 years.
Yes, Americans don't seem to understand that being the oldest female royal doesn't automatically make one the Queen Mother. I've seen that mistake in publications that certainly should know better. Copy editors must not exist anymore.
It's not like "mother of the current Monarch" is that difficult of a concept, and while the part about having once been Queen Consort is a little more involved, it doesn't really come up that often as most of the time the monarch's mum will have been Queen.
Would only have been interesting if Prince Charles was responsible. Or if anyone knocked up Camilla.
Or anything.
Now, I'm having acute morning sickness.
What's so cute about driving the porcelain bus?
Clip-clop, clip-clop.
I was wondering about English bestiality laws at the thought of Camilla being knocked up. Oh shit and a Kevin Smith flashback, about inter-species erotica.
Britian is eagerly awaiting the pitter-patter of little hooves on the palace floor.
"Duchess of Cambridge Carrying Dukeling"
Is it an ugly dukeling?
Boy howdy, given how the parents look, that would be a tragedy.
"Dukeling"
In 18 years, to be a Business major from New Jersey.*
*Anyone who gets that wins a chicken biscuit.
Haha, I am going to use the phrase "scone in the lorry" at least daily henceforth.
And speaking of morning sickness and puking in trashcans, how's Romney's day going?
CAN WE MAKE A STUPIDER HEADLINE ABOUT KATE MIDDLETON’S PREGNANCY THAN THE DAILY CALLER’S? LET’S TRY!:
"Princess and the penis: Socialist slut gets pregnant"
"Socialism takes another victim: New royal baby doomed to slavery under Obamacare"
That was pretty challenging.
Obamacare?
How so…? We Brits have our own universal healthcare, it's called Socialism Hell you Yankee lovers of Freedoms. There is no way any self-respecting American would want freedom from healthcare debt.
Am I right?
…CAN WE MAKE A STUPIDER HEADLINE…
Another Inbred Twat To Drain England's Wealth and Resources with Pointless Pageantry while Drawing Up Much of the World's Internet Bandwith to No Good End.
Sigh, I can't do funny. Angry, yes.
They don't have a lot of experience with the ladies over at the Daily Caller, do they?
That time your cousin touched your doodle on a dare doesn't count, Tuck.
I wonder if she'll be craving Spotted Dick at 2 AM.
Seems she already did.
Isn't Prince Harry the speckly ginger?
aka, The Ginger Goon (I'm a redhead, so's I can say that without being pigmentist)
He's the good looking one*, yes.
I assume they all have some kind of spotted wiener issue, because inbreeding and/or sex diseases.
*of the pair.
The British royal family has had a condition known as "bucktoothed willy" for several generations.
"economists project the number of britons on the dole to rise by one this summer"
Someone give that man (woman?!) a raise!
Taylor's pissed at being overshadowed by its brother, porno reporter Dirk Biggler.
Taylor's pissed at being overshadowed by its brother, porno reporter Dirk Bigler.
Failure To Abort
Blimey, that's a terrible headline.
No, no…. if you want to sound authentic, you'd say, "Crickey!"
Isn't crikey mostly an Australianism?
Wink's as good as a nod to a blind Carlson…
I do not know about stupider, but I can think of one:
"Who The Fuck Cares?!?!?!!!1111!!"
"Obama to Have Royal Family Executed"
Obviously, no. No, we cannot.
Another burden on the (upper crust) welfare state.
kate middleton's belly can't come close to the size of tucker's ego.
anyone know how he took the election? i myself refuse to visit those places.
On those places, Romney won. Because…
Obama rigged the vote
Republicans won* the House, which is all that matters
Romney's ideas won.
Obama is black.
_________________________________
* not with votes. Dems got more votes than Reps.
Judging by his occasional appearances at the AV Club, he just quickly switched from "ha ha ha Obama's going to lose, cry liberals, cry" to "ha ha ha Obama's going to be impeached for Benghazi".
He posted some hilariously butthurt shit on Twitter, though.
Classy rags like HuffPo had a screaming "Preggers" headline earlier today, but I scrolled away really fast, because I wanted to know the Top 10 Tips He's Cheating.
When my life sucks so bad I need to get help from HuffPo, I'll just beg for the first shovelful of earth to be dumped on my face, because it will be well and truly over then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40cCFLijJf4
Puking Preggers Princess Portends Prodigious Piles of Periodical Pablum.
Brit Beauty Births Baby By Being Baffling Banged By Both Buckingham Brothers, Also.
A lot of alliteration from anxious assholes, publishing pitiful posts!
Princess Pointedly, Publicly Preggers
Harry and Kate had Pop Pop. Royal created, but no word from Buckingham Palace about releasing sex tape. Kim Kardashian relieved.
"Kate has little royal inside her, baby."
Duchess of Stork!
Yeesh! WE HAVE A WINNAHHH!!
Every Sperm is Sacred, but Some Sperm are more Sacred than Others.
Slightly OT. Why doesn't Wonkette have an entertainment editor. We missed out on three good stories: Bieber dressed like a hillbilly during his meeting with the President of Canada, Billo calling Psy a Communist plot and Florida denying Christian Slater the right to vote.
My favorite part of that BillO thing was how Korean words are just gibberish sounds devoid of meaning, because they're not in English
Gangnam style libel?
Yes, it was.
Not to mention his intimation that Psy is from North Korea and his declaration that his dance "looks just like the Pony." Seriously. He said Pony.
WARBLOG!!!!!11!!
Also, merchandise outlet.
I know right? Can't we also have a Walking Dead chitty-chat club?
I'd get in on that, too many commenters on i09 skip the article. Also, Nick Denton.
Dok Zoom is pretty entertaining. And the Pretty Ponies seem very 'ET' somehow.
I have one. 'Dying institution gets reason to hang on another year. World releases collective yawn"
Family jewels no longer in the Tower of London, relocated to Middleton
PREGGY LANE: Banker Didn't Wear A Mac In The Pouring Rain
Taylor Bigler: What happens when the "What is your Porn Name" game goes horribly wrong.
the illegitimate love spawn of Dirk Diggler and the Hamburglar
It's sad when it's your parent who's always drinking your milkshake…
Lemon party: the next generation is an image I could do without.
Taylor Bigler meets Ian Ironwood.
And they lance Matthew's Boyle.
If you know what I mean. And I think you do.
"Heir Apparent Seated in Royal Box"
This can't be a Daily Caller story, as nowhere in the story does is wildly speculate at why Obama is not legitimately president or responsible for this mess.
Or how this relates to Benghazi.
Or how it affects Sarah Palin.
wait till she birfs a black baby.
Nothing says lovin' like a Saxon in the oven.©
Kate Royally Fucked
; Receives a Princely Cum
*applauds*
I posted that on Twitter an hour ago, Editrix re-tweeted it, now it shows up here. The circle of snark life…
I did not see it, but will nevertheless give you the credit!
In that case, let's just go with "Great minds…"
yes, but fools never disagree?
Damn … I knew someone would beat me to that one.
Keep Calm and Hurl On.
Stupider than Daily Caller, eh?
God knocks up girl. Again!
I'm not so arrogant that I believe that I can deliberately trump the Daily Caller's innate dumbassery, but here's what just popped to mind:
Will – Pill = Kate Being "Late"
I dunno, that's pretty good. :)
KATIE'S KUNT: Middleton's Mid-Wife Mentions 'Fundus Filling'.
"Baby Soon to Crown"
Stupider, not cleverer!
ZING!
"The heir's spare has spare."
London bookmakers are currently laying odds at five kabillion to one that the baby will not be named Schlomo VII.
Royal Seamen Conduct Most Successful Naval Manouever SInce Battle of Trafalger: Princess Preggers.
Kate: Taers Somefin Royal in me Tum, an' it 'ornt jus' ta Chivas!
I think I did pretty good.
Me too.
She's Done Too Much, Much Too Young
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxHcx7FO8nI
Keep a generation gap
Try wearing a cap!
Gig 'em while they're Young is what I say.
Who is the Bigler Dickler chap?
He has a wife, you know….
Kate "Mega-ton's" Hefty Debut: Preggo Princess Packs Pounds during Fetal-Fomented Feeding Frenzy.
Stupid Sluts.. Blimey….Assume Maidenhead Dead
Assume virginity vamoosed.
Assume chastity unbelted.
Assume vagina violated. Can't believe it took me almost all afternoon to think of that one.
Pussy penetrated?
Cunt compromised?
Husband hole inhabited?
And I admit that I went on the walking tour of the Royal Wedding when I was in London last year- several months before the wedding.
how bout – who gives a shit
LONDON (AP) With a new child on the way, Prince William has reached new heights of pimpin', but he may soon have to acknowledge that his wife is blimpin'.
Blimey! Another Royal Limey!
The British tabloids have uncovered the fetus creature's real father: http://pixhost.me/avaxhome/a9/8b/001f8ba9.jpeg
Now if they can only find the real mother.
Married couple has baby, news at 11.
Kate to weigh 144 stone!
*cough* 160 stone. 144 would be gross.
High, Hard, and inside! Wills knocks one out of the park and knocks up Kate! Prince had two balls prior to the perfect pitch.
That's just not cricket!
'es gone all googley, 'e 'as…
Prince Harry is gonna have some 'splaining to do When the kid comes out a Ginger.
Oi!
Any color hair is o.k., just as long as the Colt has a coat that matches the Stud, it's the British Royal Equine way, as established by Camellia.
Sorry Boys, The Duchess Is Pregnant And You Had Nothing To Do With It.
Mind the pap?
I really enjoyed Taylor Bigler's work in Boogie Nights, except for the oral in the car, but that seemed to explain how Ms. Lindsay Graham stays in office. With a mouthful of votes, sort of.
Whatever happened to that Princess Diana?
2 soon.
She died while boarding through a minefield in the English Alps on her snow board rosemud,
Assume Diana Dead.
Sadly, the Duchess' doctors discovered that the fetus had a smidgen of Irish DNA, and so just to be on the safe side ordered that it be drawn and quartered and hanged in a gibbet as a warning to all potential usurpers.
In Social Studies class, we made a pun about George Washington to the effect that he had a WASHING machine and he weighed a TON.
Of course, we were eight years old at the time…
But this comment thread won't be official until LimeyLizzie comments, right?
I had a co-worker who suffered from Hyperemesis Gravidarum in the early stages of her pregnancy. She said that once in college, she'd drunk 12 White Russians in a row. This was worse than that hangover.
I say, let's not make up a stupider headline. It's not possible. To even try runs a serious risk of severe mental injury or incapacitation. Really, stupid is like unobtanium–just don't go there.
*Disappointedly crumples up paper with “32 Things Every Man Should Do" written on it*
He Came in Her Bridge.
Burger King Forgot to Wrap His Whopper.
New York Post submission: ROYAL SHOCKER: KATE'S LATE!
subhed: Another Harry? Royal heir already making mum sick
Harry makes everyone sick.
You mean the next one will be even Harrier? Can't wait to see his first VTOL!
Impregnating wives is for wife-impregnators.
William must suck at building bookcases, and manly bold and determined stuff like that.
Well, that and cutting down trees and eating his lunch and pressing wild flowers…
Middleton's Expanding…..dumbest I can get….
"They lived regger pregger, devil yeht!"
Sorry, poor palindrome on short notice, best I could do…
The People's Protozoa.
So if she has a girl, will she have her head chopped off? What a shame, she's quite lovely.
Bride's Maidenhead Revisited
This will make a great mini-series on Showtime 30 years from now.
I wish my mommy had her boobs. yummy!
A Real Double Duchess!
(With apologies to Elvis C.)
"Your miscarriage awaits, milady."
Too soon?
Well, that is a very, very stupid headline from a very, very stupid organization but here goes:
* Middleton's Missed Menses Makes Minister Merry
* Prince Willy's Boys can Swim!
* Kate's Krotch Kradling King?
Urgh, that's all I've got. This is hurting my Brain.
I Move that we Henceforth refer to this Organization as the Daily Cruller.
Oh, and here is your Daily Cephalopod.
Kate's Zygote has a Real Coat of arms, that is.
Shouldn't the Tea Party be upset about all this coverage? Or are they jealous of those costumes?
Weren't they all going to emigrate to England? Ideally, soon?
They say that Kate moaned for the bone
And that Willy couldn't leave her alone
But all love is good
When you have royal wood
And this kid's just steps from the throne.
If it's a boy, he should marry Blue Ivy and unite our two royal families.
The draft headline: "HAHA PRINCESS GOT BONED AND MAKE BABY!! SHE GET FAT!!! HILAREYUS!! "
I know how this happened because I studied the diagrams. And I must say, it looks dangerous to me.
Dudes, you would not even BELIEVE the moderation bucket right now. All you fuckers have ugly-as-shit spam attached to your usernames.
Uh, is that good?
Hey, cool!
abort!
Is it at least Filthy, Perverted SPAM? Please say yes.
the moderation bucket
IT'S "BOOKAY"!
The Bookay Residence if you please!
Does this spam make my butt look big?
Hey, RS: I was looking through the ID Blog documentation and found This thing you might want to try.
You need to have Administrative rights to use this, but you probably have those already!
So that's where all the Vi@gra jokes went to.
I hope Kate shows moderation in the use of her bucket. There are too many Royals as it is.
Like, I am pretty sure this is not Actor212? "Hello, I enjoy reading all of your article post.
I wanted to write a little comment to support you."
Is that so wrong? We thought you might appreciate some love notes on occasion, commiegirl99 (if that is your real name…).
Her real name is Wonkette Jr.
And there are 350 of them.
Oh, and LOOK WHAT I WROTE ON MY OWN SITE!
With havin so much written content do you ever run into any issues of plagorism or copyright violation? My site has a lot of unique content I’ve either written myself or outsourced but it appears a lot of it is popping it up all over the web without my agreement. Do you know any solutions to help stop content from being stolen? I’d truly appreciate it.
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I'm a little confused about this because I spent another long day trying to make a profit off our small business., But I guess you wouldn't know about that,
You have my deepest sympathy. May I respectfully suggest that you resolve to never, ever, write anything about the bloody Windsors again? I, for one, would be in your debt.
I prefer to think of them by their original family name of Saxe-Coburg & Gotha. Flows off the tongue more smoothly.
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk?
or did the winger trolls figure a way to do that and that's why they kept visiting profiles?
or maybe you need a new server.
Honestly that is weird.. hopefully it doesn't get too bad. I'd probably call those IT fuckers just in case.
Soon as they get back from their religious holiday. (They tend to call in, err, "religious", on Mondays.)
OMG….those Brazilian trolls FUCKED US.
They seemed so COOL! But then after that second pina colada I don't remember anything until I woke up in the mall food court. Pantsless.
After my seventh mojito, they started leaving me alone. Not sure why.
After 7 mojitos, EVERYONE turns Brazilian.
I feel this needs to be said.
Nude preggers shots or GTFO.
At least this is identifiably Wonkster.
yes, because it's been at least 3 months since were last endlessly talking about nekkid pictures of this lady?
If we go 24 hours without something about nekkid ladies, we're overdue.
Kate: "I ki-illed da wabbit, I ki-illed da wabbit".
You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died, Yes it did.
Let's not get all Emotional here. I am just tryin' to get some of that Sweet ugly-as-shit spam attached to my username.
OT: Last day of school, May 28, 1976, 1:05 PM
Hey, I sort of, kind of, like remember that!
As a crass commoner, I can only say, who gives a shite.
When it reigns it poors.
An awesome display of incisive wit for sure.
Aw, that's not even Fun. BALLS, as we say here.
SPAM filter's offline, obv's , but I wonder if it's server-wide or just specific to us?
Taylor Bigler has got to be from the UK, because that's exactly the kind of stupid, cheeky titles they come up with for their rags. lol Oh, my contribution:
Where There is a Will, There is a Way.
Fetus Fone Tapped!
I'm calling Kate's Transvaginal image on the front page on the Daily Mirror in a month.
Not if The Sun has anything to say about it. I'll give them a week, and they'll add secretly taped sexytime phone calls between the Duke & Duchess on the web edition for good measure.
Oh Ghod, no. The Breittards will be on us like flies. That's what they use on Their Benighted Site.
There's a way to "verify" commenter accounts to cut the SPAM, but that takes more Nerdity than I have. These server IT folks probably know.
I blame the Portuguese.
Brazilians. Whatever.
Those Fukkkkkkkers.
Kate Lies Back, Thinks of Englad
England.
There.
I always think of Englad when I'm being royally fucked. Englad was my first.
I think I've heard of him. I think he was called Englad the Bigger.
I'm sure there was a gland of some sort on her mind.
Will Goes Downtown on Her Abbey
Assume Midwife Called
Man U Really Screwed Up
Duke Scores Batting on Sticky Wicket
Game over. You win.
Katie Knocked Up, Becomes Lady in Waiting.
Kate Minds the Buzzcock.
since wonkette is under repair i am rewatching daily show election week coverage / karl rove refusing to admit defeat.
i could re-watch 'shine a light' but i just did that on saturday.
Keep Clam and Carry Spawn…?
(sorry.)
I wish I'd thought of that. And I'm not sorry.
Kate's Middle got Diddled, Son!
What would happen if she had twins? Would it be like the Ottoman empire, where they killed the younger one when the old Sultan died?
Nah, they'd probably just cut his nose off, like the Byzantines.
The Byzantines did ears sometimes too, but if the kid ends up with Charles' ears …
The Ottoman empire. People with their feet up.
World Transfixed by Royal Bedding
Hyperemesis gravidarum = royal ralph? Buckingham barf? Windsor woopsie? Hanoverian heaves? Elizabethan emetic?
Royal jelly?
What sorority did Tucker find Taylor? Kappa Kappa Kappa?
"Porked Right in the Royal Pudding"
"Something something Spotted Dick something something A Right Proper Rogering in the Fanny something something Bangered and Mashed."
"Kate's Middle is Gonna Weigh a Ton"
Actually, considering their audience, this is pretty good. These are, after all, people who laugh out loud at the jokes on Hee-Haw.
Wills Missile on Mission to Misses, Jizzes.
Snob Gobbles Throbbing Knob, Gets Glob
Will's Wife Gets Meat Knife for Sanctity of Life
Kate's Git Diddles Clit Engenders Twit
I suspect this is Bill Clinton's fault.
Kate is way too skinny and far too mentally stable for Bubba's taste. lol
Not a lot of experience with ceegarz either, I don't imagine.
Bucking ham.
OT: Lazy Nobama spent all day yesterday futzing around on Twitter like a common busybody:
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/12/obama-…
Hey, if it's good enough for the Pope…
For contraception they had been using Bucking ham nix.
Holding off on any comment til I hear what FukuiSan_YesOta has to say about this from his native green-and-pleasant land~
"In: Breeding!"
Self-Righteous Americans need to wise up when it comes to dissing the Brits over their Royalty fetish. Can you say: Lindsay Lohan, Kardashian, Bieber, Trump? These twats and twerps get gallons of ink and days on end of coverage here if they so much as have a loose bowel movement.
Yeah, but our taxes don't go to building palaces for and transporting Lindsay Lohan, Kardaish, Bieber, etc…
Bad examples, those? How about Franklin Graham and his Daddy? Crieflo Dollar, Jimmy Swaggart, Rick Warren and the host of Bishops and Cardinals all petted and fawned over, given celebrity status all the while enjoying taxpayer subsidies? Sent from the Field, not in Garrison.
Isn't that from BJ's by Charles?
Well, it probably goes back as far as Henry IV [1367-1413], who was the first King of the House of Plantagenets.
He, along with his uncle Edmond fought for the throne in the first War of the Roses. The Plantagenets sired the Tudor Kings [and Queen]…. from which the House of Windsor [aka current royal family] came from.
Got that?
I was a junior in high school then. It was awesome. I think.
I do remember when they put tachometers on the hood like that orange goat in the first frame has. 3 years later, and the gas crisis would kill muscle cars. Until then though, they were badass.
That hood tach was part of a limited performance run called The Judge ( as in "Here Come De Judge") along with ram-air, wing spoiler, wild colors and other high performance stuff I don't remember.
I had a '70 Goat, blue, without most of those Bells & Whistles. With a factory-stock 400 c.i. engine though it was a total rocket sled.
I had a 65 Baja Bug, stock motor, 6 volt, worn out, couldn't climb a hill faster than 30 mph, and no fucking heat whatsoever. Loved it.
Awesome. You, being a Bug Fancier, need to watch This.
Curves, man. Curves.
Princess pounded?
A seminal history of the royals. Yeah, how long would THAT tome be?
The first Plantagenet King was Henry II. The Tudors replaced the Plantagenet kings when Henry VII beat Richard III in 1485.
Henry IV was the first King of the House of Lancaster. The Tudors were of that branch of the Plantagenet family, albeit through an illegitimate line.
You're right. My mistake.
Except I was coming from the position of a native-born Lancastrian…. so technically he was MY first Plantagenet king, and consequently I owe my allegiance to he of the pox-marked face. Oh, and the bucked teeth, duh.
ps. I'm not a bastard really.
You damn native-born Lancastrians…. I know one who likes to give me a hard time about Richard III. The White Rose forever!!
I was always under the impression that the real pock-marked face, etc etc one was his grandson Henry VI, also insane, all courtesy of the DNA from the French royal family, courtesy of his mom Katherine.
ps I won't hold Bosworth Field against you personally.
That's odd, since mojitos are Cuban. Perhaps you were drinking caipirinhas?
Indeed, and he waited 400 years before falling to a smaller army. The last English king to die on the battlefield, and killed by a 'commoner' no less.
The shame. I don't know how you can hold your head up in public….
btw, our football teams are better too.
I knew someone was going to call me out on not properly researching the nationality of the drink in the subject of my lame joke.
*hangs head, kicks rock*
OT trivia, but you know how Eskimos are supposed to have dozens of words for "snow", because they're ass-deep the stuff 24/7? Brazilians have 2,000 words for cachaça. For a similar reason.
I live for this shit!
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