OMG you guys! Wingnut blogger Robert Stacey “The Other McCain” McCain, who we’d never even heard of before we did our very first Wonket six months ago, has a very important article about how a plucky 16-year old girl TOTALLY DESTROYED liberal media figure Eric Boehlert in a Twitter argument about Benghazi. Eventually — get this — Boehlert blocked the girl’s tweets, which means that she WINS THE INTERNET and no liberal can ever make fun of FoxNews again! Strange, now that we think about it, that OTHER post we did about this McCain guy was also about something that sounded like junior high school gossip.
OK, so here’s the skinny, as documented in painfully exhaustive detail on the Wingnutosphere’s Newspaper of Record, twitchy.com. First, Boehlert tweeted the completely treasonous opinion that Fox News has been pimping “Benghazigate” well beyond its actual significance, or in Twitchyspeak, “nothing more than part of a grand right-wing nutjob conspiracy” (which, of course, it kind of is, except that “conspiracy” is too grand a term; “strategy to open up a Senate seat by torpedoing Susan Rice” is probably better). In any case, here’s the inflamatory series of twats:
Apparently, Boehlert’s error was in responding exactly as dismissively to Ms. Bowra’s strawman as he would to idiocy written by someone of voting age. He should have checked her profile so that he could have… we don’t know what. Ignored it, maybe. It’s a no-win situation, really, since any disagreement is, of course, “picking on a kid.” So anyway, Bowra fired back:
Twitchy staff comment:
Hey Eric, #trytokeepup with the fact that your arguments are being demolished by a whip-smart young woman.
You see, we thought that an argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition, not just the just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes. But apparently, No it isn’t!
So, yes, there actually is an investigation. But that’s not the point. What is the point?
We see. Because the discussion up to this point had totally been about MSNBC.
Another guy jumps in to pick on the poor lass, and Ms. Bowra’s comeback is clearly why wingnuts describe her as a “very bright young woman”:
It’s so TRUE! She really understands how we libruls all talk about Obama every day! Or at least how commenters on wingnut blogs think we libruls all talk about Obama every day, which is probably close enough.
Boehlert by this point has left the thread, which proves his cowardice. RS McCain writes up his exciting story about how Bowra totally pwned Boehlert, and tweets Bowra to congratulate her. She replies!
The triumphant McCain declares victory:
Badass lefty “intellectual” Eric Boehlert blocks a 16-year-old girl?
It’s hard to imagine how his humiliation could be more complete.
Really. He actually typed that.
Unanswered questions: Is Eric Boehlert going to cry when he finds he has been uninvited from McCain’s birthday party? Will Eric Boehlert be excluded from the cool kids’ lunch table? And is Mr. McCain aware that, via the immutable law of “I’m rubber, you’re glue,” he is actually now the completely humiliated one?
In any case, America, meet Conservative America’s latest young hero, Bethany Bowra, who proved that, even at the tender age of sixteen, she is able to sling meaningless, fallacious invective and to parrot Fox News every bit as effectively as Yahoo News commenters thrice her age. As McCain notes, she followed up her demolition of Boehlert by “tak[ing] on Sandra Fluke and the baby-hating feminist Left:”
Yes, I said it: Today’s feminists, whether directly or indirectly, are actively advocating the murder of unborn baby girls.
Once again, credit where credit is due: That is every bit as sophisticated an anti-abortion argument as we’ve seen from people many years her senior.
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I tried to log on and got a FORBIDDEN message!
“Forbidden – Error 403.”
Actually sounded kinda cool, like a secret Internets sex club or something…
If blocking someone means you've lost, Erick Erickson over at Red State loses about twenty times a day.
uh first or something. You guys I am so tired.
Awww, commiegirl99. We are forever indebted to you for your tireless labor in feeding our pathetic snark addictions. Get some rest. We love you.
Perhaps a 7&7 would help you to forget the 403s and 404s. Can't imagine the hair-pulling behind the scenes stuff you've been having to do, but thanks.
commiegirl99:
I would like to say "Thank you very much!" for keeping Wonkette alive and well! About this time you're probably thinking buying that gay porn site would have been a better investment.
I know you've had server issues all week (and I'm not writing about a tough time getting a beer in a bar) and now this FORBIDDEN matter. I can only guess how breathtakingly frustrating it must be for you.
Please know that your hard work is appreciated.
If you were homeless and barefoot on the streets of New York, I would personally purchase a new pair of boots and some sox for you.
PS: The homage to Peggy of Noonaton was brilliant!
I read that as “and some sex for you.” Which I thought was terribly sweet.
Dulce – but could we please skip the boots? At least on the first date?
Someday, you will look back on this and become enraged all over again.
Awww… *massages ur shoulders* :0)
Her shoulders don't go down that far.
Uh, those are her FRONT SHOULDERS. #totallylegitimaterubbing
We love you, boo boo.
She's our Commie Boo Boo.
You know, I wasn't even thinking of a "certain" Boo Boo in making that comment. I just call people "boo" when I like them.
That's odd, I say "boo" when I don't like somebody. I'm not up on my slang, is it like how kids today say something is "sick" when really it's not, or "bad ass" means something else entirely?
There is only one booboo.
Not true. I get booboos all the time: paper cuts on my fingers, sometimes when I stub my toes and at various other times. Sometimes requiring a bandaid and sometimes not.
Time to kick back and relax with some medical weed.
Oh honey I am so far ahead of you, that something something hilarious!
Sleep well, O' Our Editrix. You have my imaginary back rub being wafted your way.
Aw, Girl. I'ma draw you a bath, arrange the finest Sargento cheeses on some Toll House crackers, and put on some Luther.
Don't forget the After Eight dinner mints!
Only Frango Mint or Fannie May chocolates, and el Jimador, #1 selling tequila in Mexico, are good enough for my Special Lady.
this made me laugh out loud two days in a row.
Relax. The whole world is ending in just another 21 days anyway, so what does any of this matter?
Look at it this way. In a hundred years, who's gonna care?
I'm making popcorn. Wait–popcorn is a Mayan tradition, right?
"It is believed that popcorn is a Mayan invention." Someone, somewhere on the interwebs, will have already posted your most inspired bit of sublime nonsense as gospel truth. "The river Alph ran through caverns measuring 10.65 kilometers."
I read the story of a guy slated for sacrifice in a volcano, and one of the ears of corn 'sploded. They still threw him in, so he didn't get much credit for his invention…
Nothing really matters. Anyone can see.
Mama, get some sleep! We can't have you shutting down when there are politicos' dicks to retweet! Come over to House la Volpe and I'll smoke you down and we'll have a vinegar foot bath together.
Did you throw something out of whack with that Noonan post? You can't just jump into that kind of thing without stretching!
You truly deserve some rest. Thanks for the relatively smooth transition on our end of things. This week must have been hell. Was it more hell than I gave you when you first got here, though? I'll forever feel guilty about being one of the people involved in that war. Talk about a failure to communicate. lol
We owe you a happy hour…let us know when and where…
More like happy ending, but whateves…
We few, we happy few, we band of snarkwits, truly appreciate your efforts. We strive to use our intelligence and humor to help you monetize this website.
Together, we daily fight the forces of Faux and Boehner, of Koch and McConnell, of Limbaugh and Coulter, of Noonington and Cantor and Ryan.
We shall not fail or falter; we shall not weaken or tire. Neither the sudden shock of battle, nor the long-drawn trials of vigilance and exertion will wear us down. Give us the tools, and we will finish the job.
What the holy hell is that picture?
A cat just being a cat?
HEY!
The Shaolin monks call this attack the Pussy Whip.
LOL OK, that's pretty good… ;0)
No offense. House of Wagstaff has it's own bad kitty. We pretty much pay for her house. She learned the ancient masterful art of training her humans well and at such a tender age! It was a thing to behold. And she will not let us do anything until we give her the gravy-drenched canned food that she's currently going through at an impressive. She can be really sweet during the times when she's not trying to strip our limbs of flesh.
*BadKitty shares a fresh mouse with Butch*
I'm pretty sure that is a cat doing a flying high kick into the side of a dog's head, and the dog (per normal) loving the attention.
Pure awesomeness
it's a work of fiction (because cats are wussies) essentially taking a picture of a dog running like an idiot and superimposing a cat kicking said dog in face. It's actually pretty clever but it would be funnier to have a cat kicking a baby in the noggin….just saying but cats beating up humans is always hilarious. Especially when it happens for real…
remember that psycho kitty video making the rounds a couple years back? cats beating up kids is all kinds of awesome.
Well, I'm sure that is not a black or chocolate lab. Looks like a pure bred meth lab to me.
I was gonna say something about bull terrier, but then I read your comment again, so I'll just shut up now.
It's this thing, like, when you put a midget on roller skates and then you, like, send him down Lombard…
Nah, you can't ever build up any speed on Lombard, on account of all the switchbacks.
Exactly. lol
I suspect only those that watch SNL will get the parody.
As it happens, I don't get the parody. I've just walked up and down Lombard.
You should see her defend a 3-4% marginal tax hike on the rich. Chris Hayes: watch out!
If Bristol and Willow weigh in, look out world!
She wasn't blocked cuz she was spewing non-nonsensical troll speak, no, never….
Because her points were completely moronic and indicative of someone who actually does not understand the original tweet. Saying Faux Nuuz mentions "Benghazi 1200 times a day" does not equate to "should we investigate it?"…in fact that's a non-sequitor because Faux digging up shit for mouthbreathers is not asking for an official investigation. If she wanted to actually address the point she'd ask "should there be a criminal investigation?" but she's a dumb young Faux bimbo in training. Boehlert's reaction back "duh, congress is already investigating it" is pretty much all you can say. My only question is, how long before the inevitable arrest of this McCain for statutory rape? Dude was obviously trollin' for young wingnut vagina with his remarks…and he's stupid.
You know what's weird to me? Now they're talking about the "liberal bubble" we live in. This is obviously a response to all the talk recently about the conservative bubble THEY live in that led them to think Romney was going to win in a landslide.
Has anybody noticed how they quickly adopt all of our criticisms of them, no matter how nonsensical those criticisms are when inverted? It's almost like the words mean nothing, they're just names you call people you don't like. That's why Bronco Bama is a fascist and a socialist and a communist and a Muslim and an atheist and yet still a fanatical follower of Jeremiah Wright.
Maybe that's why you can't have an intelligent conversation with them. You are making arguments, they think you're just calling them names. So the only logic they require is "I'm rubber and you're glue – everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you!"
God I hate them. With votes, of course.
This Twitter, it matters?
Yes. When the rolling blackouts hit, it is the short wave radio by which we communicate with Wonk HQ.
Down like the Internets in Syria…
Copy that.
Wait. My electric toothbrush doesn't work anymore?
Hell to the yes…that's how I followed Nate Silver, whom I credit (along with Wonkettte) with preventing me from becoming completely bonkers during the election.
Okay, then.
By the way, I recently used a variant of FFS without acknowledging you, so you may choose between breakfast at The Pantry, lunch at Phillippe's, or this lovely dinette set.
http://www.maxfurniture.com/detail-Dining-Dining-…
LOL…it would be mean to keep all of the fucks to myself. But lunch at Phillippe's (wherever that is) sounds fun…
http://www.philippes.com/
Never twatted, never will. When I'm pissed off I just go downtown and stand on a corner and yell shit as loud as I can.
Ten years from now her genderqueer (or whatever the kids will call themselves then to feel like young radicals) partner whom she met in a Jean-Luc Godard grad seminar will gently make fun of her for all this.
She'll be at the head of the LGBTIAQRSTUV Pride Parade in June 2022.
Bethany 2016!!!
I mean If a blah can be president then a "very bright young” teenager should be okay.
…and then The Other McCain asked new conservative youth firebrand Bethany Bowra what color panties she was wearing and if her parents were home.
Now, do exactly as I say and I won't set off that device hidden in your garage…
"I brought her these condoms and this six-pack of wine-coolers to protect her."
That's my take away on the entire (heh, heh) affair…I don't care which side you're on, arguing that a partisan media red meat fest constitutes an ACTUAL investigation is moronic. This McCain is either uneducated (likely) or completely missed "logical form" writing…dude just cheered on non-sequitors…I wonder if he claps when Ralf Wiggum says "my cat's breath smells like cat food!" to answer a quiz question too…
Dok, I love you, you know it, but you have to admit, compared to Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Bill O', Everything on Fox News other than Shep Smith, K-Lo, J-Go, NRO, Red State, etc. etc., Ms. Bowra is an intellectual heavy weight.
Hey the little squiggly aliens are gone and we can comment again!
So, you are saying the acid is finally wearing off?
What? Your av isn't a little squiggly alien?
*Gets glasses*
Nevermind.
If your most eloquent spokesperson is a 16 yr old girl, does it say anything about the quality of the ideas you advocate?
IKR? My first thought was "You Wingtards are SO consumed by the desire for revenge that *this* is the best you can do?"
Considering their most influential idea came from an immature turd who developed his big 'no tax' idea at age 13? yes, I'd say this is pretty much the best they can do. Wingnuts are just excited to have someone under 50 advocate their idiocy and R.S. McCain is contemplating stautory rape…
I wonder how often FOX News reported on the death of any given four soldiers between 2002 and 2008 in Iraq or Afghanistan?
Umm…I'm thinking of a number…I'll let you guess what the number I'm thinking of is…
Proceed, Bethany!
Beautiful.
Just for the record – "Twitchy" is the dumbest name ever. For anything. Even a hop head.
It's OK when Thomas J. Waller sang it ("Man – look at the way he's twitchin'") in the classic "The Joint is Jumpin'."
Other than that – Nope.
Wow, that kid is razor sharp, hope she doesn't cut herself…and RS McCain, smart enough to get of his parents basement…someday.
McCain is the same clown that had a story up on his site about how I hurt his feelings by pointing out he is a "noted white supremacist" to one of our visiting trolls.
Anyone else remember when terrible people did not also go on like 12 year old girls?
This sounds like my sophomore year in high school. Why is this news?
You went to high school? What a snob!
It was a dirty job, but somebody had to do it.
"And our Very Special Guest today on Fox and Fiends is a sixteen year old whom we believe to be a true patriot. She won a Twitter War against lamestream liberal Eric Boehlert simply by standing up for her conservative beliefs. Fascist libunatic Boehlert later blocked the teen [gasp!] from contributing to the conversation. Bethany Bowra, everyone!"
Newsbusters' "Person of the Year!"
Anyone who uses the term "Twitter War" seriously deserves to be laughed out of the room…
Ahem.
I meant SERIOUSLY seriously. As if something of value were actually at stake in said "war".
(did that make it any better?) :0/
So to summarize: "I know you are, but what am I?" "I'm rubber; you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you." "Is not." "Is too." "Nuh-uh." "Uh-huh."
TIMES INFINITY!
TIMES INFINITY PLUS ONE!
Don't forget "I'ma TELL!"
This.
Ha, you know, all of the Winger males in my family would pat me on the back when I would parrot their horeshit hen I was fourteen. I think it's how they reproduce their beliefs in the next generation, like some kind of backwards reinforcement scheme. Like fourteen year old boys, they don't like being told when they're wrong, so they act out in kind.
Actually, the kid may have something with the "Joe Biden turning people gay" bit.
Everyone's queer for Joe.
I love how the kid in his second example, (the one with the book), is a libtard now.
I got blocked by anti-LGBT wingnut Peter LaBarbera. I WIN!
I love it here in the liberal bubble. Where the abortions flow freely. Where hard work isn't necessary, one only needs to wait for the Tsunami of government largesse. Where the national religion is a melange of Scientology, Satanism, and Bokononism. Where hookers are unionized, subsidized, and for everyone, not just Charlie Sheen. Welcome, my brothers and sisters.
Mmmm, mmm. Life is sweet. [Pops government-issued Champagne and settles down in front of government-issued wide-screen TV.]
And we're independent business owners. I own several franchised Abortionplexes.
How long before your quote, JB, appears in some outraged editorial in the Neo-Con media? 5-4-3…
You forgot to mention free phones. Why do you hate America?
When do we get our gifts? Do we have to wait until the inauguration?
And on every day we all refer to President Obama as our "Lord and Savior" and "The One," meanwhile enjoying our annual $40,000 per year welfare benefits. Life is good in liberal land!
I love the taste of gummint cheese in the morning. It tastes like – victory!
What does it mean that nearly every rightwing christian douche has comments blocked on Youtube then?
Oh Noes, Now he won't be able to go with Jenny to the Prom! She'll be just to embarased to be seen with such a loser.
What, blocking a 16-year-old means you lose? Man, what passes for sanity to some people is astounding.
ann coulter II
I would like to play inside a liberal bubble and worship Obama, plz. In my pants.
I'ma gonna tweet this at McCain and set off another Twitter War! And maybe a blog war! #WAR!!!!
You stay safe out there, you brave penguin.
A real man would have argued with a 16 year old forever. Loser.
So once this Bethany grows out of her parents' brainwashing and gets over her wingnuttitude this incident will look nice and embarrassing.
It'll be interesting when her kids, age 16, find this fracas buried on the Intertubes…
When she gets to law school she'll speak out about contraception coverage, Rush Limbaugh will make fun of her on the radio, and Megan McCain will come to her defense, thus completing the circle.
I, too, thought I knew everything when I was 16. I didn't know shit, of course. And that was before the rise of such abominations like Fox News (there was CNN, though…close enough, I guess).
Twitter wars? Shit, even I won't sink that fucking low. The puppies bark and growl, but the train just keeps rolling down the tracks. Coming up on 10K tweets; like it, lump it or just fuck off.
Like it, lump it or just fuck off.
Words to live by! I think that may be my new motto. Thank you.
Alternate: “Fuck-Em If They Can't Take a Joke!”Sent from the Field, not in Garrison.
A Sensible Policy for a Better America.
Woa, that kid is scary smart. I mean, how did she crack our Sekrit Code? No one else has been able to figure out that "resembles a moderate Republican of the 1960s" is really code for "Omigod, he's the fucking Messiah! Everyone bow down before his Unfailing and Eternal Light!"?
We're gonna have to get better encryption.
In McCain and Bowra's defense, they both are conservatives and haven't seen an actual victory in while. They may have forgotten what one looks like.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Ooh, no, you DI'INT!
You know, I've fallen into the martini pool with my better half and this is all very funny. If you are drunk and 16, maybe on some inexpensive convenience store wine, you will enjoy this too.
These kids today are soooooo like, like you know what I mean?
I know, right? Totes.
I'm all, Yeah!
Ermahgerd! You are like so funny.
Duh.
OT: Hey Grumpe, re: last June's suggestion that we get a beer sometime,
check out Joy Face Full Blast Bliss Reading and Art Show on Facebook, 3732 Chicago Ave, tomorrow night and Sun. My photos are in there, and I'll be around. Sorry about short notice.
Will you be there the entire time?I think I can make Sunday.
Yes sir, I'll be there full-time both days. This will no doubt turn into the long-awaited Twin Cities Wonkette meet-up, and after Fulton and 2 Gingers get wind of it cases of complimentary booze will be delivered to the back door.
I know, right? They are so, like, whatever.
BadKitty's all man. Trust me.
Yeah, buddy!
*struts*
You go on with your badkitty self.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IqjvDMz_qEw/T325P69J_lI…
Dude. *bows*
Give it three or four years, especially if she ends up in higher education. She'll either much a rug or a mushroom, and then her third eye will be squeegeed and she'll take her rightful place by the side of that other CPAC kid who became a liberal, and together they'll rule Amercia like, uh… Sanford and Son. Or something.
Real classy, Dok, picking on a little girl, who probably still plays with little pony dolls….
Oh…. right.
(BTW, do NOT Google for "pony" and "girl").
I so don't EVEN wanna know…
Why? Is it the wrong tack?
Get it? Huh? Tack? Huh?
*feels Gully's forehead*
Babe, you need to lie down for a spell, ok?
Just feeling my oats.
Huh? Oats? <rimshot>
………….. pony …………… tack………….TACK!
I see that The Servering has been completed.
BTW, the graphic is awesome. FINISH HIM!
Has Dok seen this?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/30/north-ko…
Hahahahaha how insane can they get? I mean these are the same people that claimed that "While still alive, Kim also reportedly invented the hamburger, wrote 1,500 books in college and shot 11 holes-in-one the first time he played golf, according to Time magazine."
I just… Wow. That's the easiest parody to make ever.
Hells, I didn't even know unicorns HAD "lairs"…
Dragons have lairs. Dragons are mythical creatures. Unicorns are also mythical creatures. Therefore, by the transitive property of bullshit, unicorns have lairs, right?
That certainly makes more sense than Pyongyang's (srsly?) missle program…
I'm still trying to pronounce Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam.
Probably slightly harder than Papahanaumokuakea.
"It's pronounced 'e-GRE-gi-ous'."
Oh, come on. It's no worse than Eyjafjallajökull.
It's pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove".
Why can't they believe something like Kim-Jong Il's "divine birth" consisted of being shit out of a unicorn on top of Mt. Kumsu? That would be the best propaganda evar.
Just wait…
They do say he was born under a double rainbow which is already pretty much the best incarnation of an internet meme ever.
God, I can't stop laughing at all this shit. I'm practically crying.. I know it's wrong but I can't help it!
No it's perfectly right. Imagine Kim Jong Un going
"DOUBLE RAINBOW OH MY GOD ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY"
Unicorns? Those people who think they found Big Foot's DNA are gonna be SOOO jealous.
Why would we be jealous? Unicorns aren't real.
Fear not. The U.S. House Science Committee is going to conduct an investigation.
Well that's just ridiculous. Any fool knows that unicorns don't live in lairs. They live in libraries.
Awww…
Is it even possible for Bronyism to "jump the shark"?
Some say it already has — for godssake, if I know about it, that's a distinct probability. Like any fandom, it'll have a heyday (now, or maybe six months ago) and then it will taper off to a core of fans who will run conventions until the heat death of the universe.
As for dying out, see maybe fans of Dark Shadows. (I originally typed Trekkies, but they're the ur-fandom…not a fair comparison).
This is a show that's actually on in my house sometimes, owing to a member of its target audience living here. Hearing it once a week from two rooms away through a closed door constitutes overexposure, for me.
I cannot begin to imagine….
So THAT's why the GOP is acting so sketched out!
Keep calm, wingnuts … The Change you're going through is a natural part of life.
This is why Twitter is of the Devil and from the pit of hell. This is classic talking cross ways as opposed to actually talking to someone.
BTW, Bowra is so getting an abortion in the next two years, SO many abortions.
P-E-N-I-S goes into the T-W-I-T-T-E-R…
…and Ruptures the R-E-A-L-I-T-Y.
So, the demon that possessed Christine O'Donnell has found a new, younger host.
Mel Reynolds is all atwitter to give this 16-year-old a proper tongue lashing.
Ew.
Did he win the Lotto?
Bethany is Overly Attached.
While I'm appreciative of a detailed, specific example, that's a fuckload of words just to say "twitter sucks."
You know who else glorified their insipid regurgitating youth?
Cameron Crowe?
Regular crows?
Now now, there's no caws for that…
Every wingnut parent ever?
The Catholic Church?
Kate Gosselin?
Lindsay "Look Mamma, No Hands!" Lohan?
Rush Limpbaw? …oh …i thought you said "glory-holed inside regurgitating youth."
Karen Carpenter?
When I was sixteen, I was a brat too, but I didn't have grownups encouraging that behavior…
/FFS
Just surrendering to your nature, eh?
Much less coordinating the attack, so that the opponent can be accused of attacking a teen-age girl.
Robert Stacy McCain is one skeevy piece of shit. Shouldn't the real story be that some creepy-ass white supremacist is talking up teenage girls on Twitter?
In the Republic of Pinche, sixteen year old girls block you.
That kid was no 16 year old — she sounds exactly like the bitter ladies with little education who spout off on comment boards at TDB.
So a clueless 16-year-old, spouting non sequiturs and/or Faux News sound bites, is a wingnut heroine. Color me surprised.
Bethany- You're beautiful, honey; don't ever change.
This news was so last month.
Hope for all her wingnutt pals that she doesn't go to an actual school which teaches real stuff and makes you think (not like Liberty You or Bible Kollage) and suddenly morph into a liebrul.
This is good news for Robert Stacey McCain.
Maybe Bethany and Li'l Bobby Jindal can go steady now.
Has Bethany taken down George Soros or the Tides Foundation yet? Pfft. Pretty mediocre whip-smart 16-year-old.
XVI Ratz Jugend.
She's peaking way too early for a Wingnut. At this rate she'll be a Breitbart blogger before her 20th.
Little cunt.
OT: And, the Mississippining of Michigan continues unabated…
All we can do is hope that Governor Snyder doesn't sign this, and, unfortunately, despite his relatively moderate image, he's vetoed less than a handful of bills that have reached his desk for his crazy-ass caucus.
I think Snyder is what passes for being a moderate Republican regarding economics–for example he opposes making Michigan a right to work (for less) state–and really doesn't care much about social/cultural/mind-control issues. So he may just say "WTF, I got state troopers to protect me, I'll sign it.
He doesn't oppose Right-to-Work, he has simply said it would be "divisive" without ever taking a side even when asked directly. And as a former businessman, you sure as hell better believe that he'll sign anything that makes Michigan more "business-friendly" whatever the fuck that means. The crazy thing is that even the state Chamber of Commerce told them to knock the shit off with Right-to-Work-(for-Less) legislation.
Trust me, if it gets to his desk, he'll sign it. I don't trust this man further than I can throw him. In many ways, he's worse than the Republican warriors in othere states because he doesn't own up to his own craziness.
Why, OH WHY, did I pay for all that therapy? I am so self-flagellating for not anticipating this. If I had mentally and emotionally remained a 14-year old girl, I could SO be rolling in the fame and dough by now. Stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid (keeps banging head on fist).
If this is winning, I hate to see what losing looks like for them.
And by hate I mean LOVE LOVE LOVE!
Oh, Bethany is such a romantic. You mean lefty-types are hurting her girlish feelings. Why won’t you stop oppressing her with your cold, hard facts and let the poetry that burns deep within her soul flow forth?
"You see, we thought that an argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition, not just the just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes. But apparently, No it isn’t!"
Olds say the cutest thingz.
It's time for Chris Hansen to offer lemonade and cookies all around.
Party! Who's bringing the condoms?
I'm impressed with how lazy the Benghazi conspiracy theorists are, in that they don't even really bother to come up with a conspiracy theory.
Compare them with the birthers, who went through all that effort of photoshop "analysis," (mis)translation of Kenyan videos, etc. The Benghazoids are far more efficient. Just keep saying "Benghazi" over and over again; it's good enough.
So if I train my preschooler, she can go armed, too? That'll teach the other kids to share the blocks.
Guess they can refer to the new law as The Stand Your Playground Law.
Hoo boy! Lots of Tots are hotheads…
Here's what happened to the last teenager who was the Great White Hope of the Republican party.
This is how you handle a smart alecky 14-year old:
The conservative website Daily Caller, meanwhile, quotes an anonymous conservative who attended CPAC in 2009 and is less than impressed with Krohn. The unnamed person claims Krohn never should've been in the spotlight, calling him "smug, condescending, and obviously completely ignorant of what he was saying."
Can't really attack a 16 year old who probably only watches what her parents watch…
16 years old and she's watching the same programs as her parents? Why, there's the problem right there.
She should be watching vampire soft porn with all the other kiddies.
Bethany: There is still hope for you. We saw in this election cycle a young man who became a16-year old conservative icon in 2008 by supporting Sen. John McCain come to his senses and speak out for Mr. Obama. Of course, getting invited to too many conservative private parties may have had some influence on that decision. And you've got nothing to worry about in that department, begin a girl and all.
Stil – we won't give up on you! You may see the light.
I only skimmed the post. Are there boobs somewhere in there?
Every conservative knows that the proper way to respond to a 16 year-old is to hit on them.
"After Election Loss, Republicans Find Renewed Hope In Teen Girl's Twitter Fight"
Yeah, I'm sure if there are headlines more pathetic than that, I don't want to read them.
Republican dudes are just shocked by the idea that a middle aged man wouldn't want to talk to a teenage girl.
In other words, the Future of Rhetoric.
Let us reflect on a shining example: Chuck Grassley's Twitter feed.
Assume chicken choked.
Yes, I said it: Today’s feminists, whether directly or indirectly, are actively advocating the murder of unborn baby girls.
if she's the alternative, well…
FATALITY.
Those were some wickedly violent video games. lol
OT: Ross Douthat wants YOU to start making babies! Because, think of the Walmarts – who will serve as their slave labor base in the future? Visit http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/02/opinion/sunday/… and be sure to visit the comments section where he gets his ass kicked.
Pray tell, how did Ms Bowra vote? Oh, right.
The Onion is really getting a lot better these days. If they keep it up 2013 will be the year I finally buy a gun.
I am sure we will hear all about her abortion views until she gets knocked up in 2-3 years and we suddenly don't see her posting anymore.
whip-smart
Yeah. Because whips are SMART….
I reserve "boo" for Halloween.
Why thank you! *pretends to eat mouse*
It's been pissing down rain here, so naturally my attack cat took advantage of the downpour to catch a fucking sparrow. While I was watching.
Luckily, I don't give much of a shit about sparrows.
Lord he'p us…
Weren't their missiles called 'DongDongs' or something?
Nodong, No shit – Nodong.
That's some global-class funny shit, right there.
That's what it was.. I couldn't remember. lol
Don't forget the "Type O Dong"
What does it MEAN?!!!!!! …..DAD???
But he did it for YOU. Now his feelings will be hurt if you don't eat it.
So far, he doesn't bring me trophies. I just hope the little birdie bones don't puncture any internals.
But the plural form is good, anytime.
Early one morning I drove down it, turned around and drove up it. Making a U-turn at the top in front of an oncoming trolley was the real challenge. Then I drove back down and got a ticket for doing 80 across the Golden Gate Bridge.
It's 5 o'clock somewhere…
Git in mah belly!
How could I forget! Yeah, I'll go with that option…
Deal.
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