FOG OF WTF?  1:45 pm November 30, 2012

Congresscritter Louie Gohmert: Why’d Obama Go And Kill That Nice Kaddafi?

by Doktor Zoom

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Like the president being black. Texas Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-Edge Of Obscurity), after a political season in which his sterling record of saying pure unadulterated crazy shit was nearly eclipsed by the likes of Todd Akin and Allen West, would just like to tell these young upstarts to sit back and watch how an professional goes Full Gohmert.

And so, speaking on one-note paranoid Frank “Sharia is Creeping Into My Pants” Gaffney’s radio show, Rep. Gohmert offered a creative new twist on the thesis that the President of the United States is secretly a Muslin who wants to establish a Worldwide Caliphate. Gaffney, you may recall, is the genius who thought Obama forced the US Missile Defense Agency to change its logo to incorporate an Islamic crescent to signal his “submission to Shariah,” and latter waged war against the letter “C” for similar reasons.

So really, there was no more fitting venue for Gohmert to plunge into

a lengthy tirade criticizing the Obama administration’s decision to provide air support in the international campaign against Qaddafi last year. Rather than acknowledging that Obama launched the mission to stave off a looming massacre in Misrata, the Texas Republican saw a hidden, pernicious reason for the intervention. “This administration sent planes and bombs and support to oust Qaddafi so that al-Qaeda and the Muslim Brotherhood could take over Libya,” said Gohmert.

GOHMERT: What was all the rage a year and a half ago? It was the Arab Spring and how wonderful it was! This administration really embraced blowing out Mubarak – yes, do it up by all means – getting rid of Qaddafi, it wasn’t enough to send verbal accolades, this administration sent planes and bombs and support to oust Qaddafi so that al-Qaeda and the Muslim Brotherhood could take over Libya.

This is a definite improvement over Gohmert’s position at the time of the Libyan air operations, which was that supporting the Libyan rebels had something to do with using Obamacare to create a private army that would Take Over America. Compared to that scenario, this new one is pretty compelling logic, apart from the minor quibbles that 1) al-Qaeda and the Muslim Brotherhood are actually different organizations, and 2) al-Qaeda and the Muslim Brotherhood are, in point of fact, not actually in charge in Libya. But other than that, it’s pretty much an airtight case.

We think maybe Louie Gohmert should stick to areas where he has actual expertise, like maybe caribou sexytime or why Jesus likes to see people get shot in movie theaters.

For true afficionados of audio masochism, here’s the clip, from ThinkProgress:


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Veritas78 November 30, 2012 at 5:22 pm

Wow! So this is what it must feel like to surf Wonkette at work, instead of at the end of the day when all the funny p-ness-enhancing quips, double-entrendres, bon mots, and trenchant references have already been said.

Uh, oh—brain freeze!

Biff November 30, 2012 at 5:32 pm

I think my wonket has gone Galt…

Aridzona November 30, 2012 at 7:09 pm

Gerry Mander — the gift that keeps on giving.

Slim_Pickins November 30, 2012 at 8:00 pm

So Osama was wacked because he was an BHO rival for control of al-Qaeda but a friend of the US. Makes sense now.

Isyaignert November 30, 2012 at 8:00 pm

“an professional”

Dok, you should have utilized an a.

Grammar blog!

deanbooth November 30, 2012 at 8:01 pm

"an professional"

Dok, you should have utilized an a here.

Grammar blog!

boskolives December 3, 2012 at 9:15 am

Dok just left off the "us" part of the word anus, do you see what courtesy gets you? No more Mr. Nice Guyz.

bobbert November 30, 2012 at 8:21 pm

The only thought I can hold in my mind regarding Louie Gohmert involves skulls, fucking, and rusty chainsaws.

ttommyunger November 30, 2012 at 8:37 pm

Gaffney and Gohmert, the new Gold Standard for Gold Dust Twins.

PugglesRule November 30, 2012 at 10:03 pm

I’m not sure I like this new format. Waah.

drbill0620 December 1, 2012 at 7:58 am

such a dink

JustPixelz December 1, 2012 at 8:55 am

The previous comments were erased! I'll repost mine: "China libel!!1!" It was in response to someone else's comment that you'll just have to pretend precedes it.

bloggingbalkanistan December 1, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Yet, no matter how hard he tries, Louie still sounds more lucid and rational than the "P-E-N-I-S in the anus ruptures the intestines" lady.

MiniMencken December 1, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Wait till ol' Louie discovers there's an Eye-gyption pyramid thang right on the back of the one dollar bill.

BZ1 December 2, 2012 at 2:00 pm

I really liked Louie as Gollum in the Three Rings trilogy.

boskolives December 3, 2012 at 9:13 am

Holy crap, I've become unstuck in time. Again.

Troglodeity December 4, 2012 at 12:43 am

Just like that so-called "Greatest Generation" – commie degenerates that they were – sent planes and bombs and support to oust Hitler so that the socialists could take over France and Germany.

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