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What Will President Obama Serve Mitt Romney At Their Near-Beer Summit?

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There's a tear in his near-beer and he's crying for you dearOh that is nice, President B. Barry Bamz is making empty gestures of politeness and civility at what’s his name, Loser Guy, and having him over to the White House for lunch. This is very big news, today, when the only other news is John McCain is still trying to make “Benghazi” a thing. But what will the president serve to his vanquished foe, at this Beer Summit?

This, obviously. (Because he is black.)


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