DISPATCHES FROM THE FEMA CAMPS  2:00 pm November 23, 2012

Comrade Obama Joins Wonkette War On Christmas With Halal Sharia Brigade

by Jeff Wattrick

Take a moment to remember where you were and what you were doing today because today, this Black Friday 2012, is likely the last time Americans will be allowed to partake in the sacred pre-Christmas tradition of lining up outside big box stores to purchase $5 DVD players. And not just because solid state media is basically obsolete.

As everyone knows, Barack Obama is a secret Muslim. He plans to use his second term to implement Sharia Law and turn America into a socialist Islamist theocracy. That means Christmas will be outlawed in the FEMA Camps! Because Obama doesn’t like it when anyone else gives gifts — especially gifts for non-browns and non-sluts.

To show you what this nightmare look like, Wonkette operatives bravely traveled to Dearborn, Michigan, where Sharia is already practiced openly, to infiltrate and document the Tehran-like Fairlane Town Center mall. Most American malls are currently engaged in the wholesome, Christian practice of over-commercializing Christmas, but things are very different at Fairlane. Take a good look because this is the hell that awaits us in Obama’s second term.

In the 1980s, Fairlane sold Chuck Taylors and Walkmans. In the 1990s, it was Nirvana CDs and Tickle Me Elmo dolls. The 2000s, iPods and Rip Hamilton jerseys. In Obama’s dark future? A big box full of honor killings and burkas all wrapped up with pretty ribbons and bows.

Jihad Santa

Where is Santa? Oh, just hanging out at the Hamas training camp.

And when Santa does return at 2:05, they’ll keep him stashed in Auda Abu Tayi‘s bedouin ice tent.

When America becomes a Sharia terror state all the food will be Halal. Not just Halal meat. There are studies underway to make Halal salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk…even Halal Cinnabon. Can you imagine, Mandrake? Halal Cinnabon.

Sharia H&M

Ladies, take a look at the Islamicly-appropriate modest clothing you’re likely to find next year under the Muhammad birthday bush or whatever.

Frederick's of Riyhad

There’s even Sharia lingerie. You’ll have to share it with your sister wives because the Qu’ran allows men to take four brides.

Forever Agenda 21

Oh. My. God. Allah. Forever (Agenda) 21. It’s all so clear now. The circle is complete.

Will they recruit our children? Yes, they will recruit our children. These are the clothes children will be forced to wear to the FEMA Camp madrassa.

Claire's Jihad

Tween girls will be recruited, also.

25 Days of Sharia

Just look at Secret Muslim Obama’s deviousness. You can hear the libruls now: “Oh see, Obama will allow us to continue celebrating Christmas alongside his Islamic holidays. Why there will even be 25 days of Christmas in Obama’s Sharia America.” Don’t be fooled. 25 days of Christmas? That’s almost a month. You know what else lasts a month? Ramadan. Think about that. Yeah.

الأمل والتغيير

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Joshua Norton November 23, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Fa la la la la, la la screwed.

Negropolis November 24, 2012 at 12:28 am

What's that? Fa lal la la la la, la la la la fel?

AlterNewt November 23, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Sharia lingerie? So you're saying there is such a thing as a 'hijab-job'?

gullywompr November 23, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Gotta be a sub-Reddit for it somewhere…

Veritas78 November 23, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Do they have fishnet burkas? If so, I'm calling my attorney, because that's the name of my new band.

Toomush_Infer November 23, 2012 at 6:36 pm

Have a happy hallal holiday….(just thinking up lyrics for your great new band!….)

Boojum November 25, 2012 at 10:23 am

All those manikins are sporting the Al Qaeda headless look.

Yellerdawg November 26, 2012 at 11:12 am

It's like a portable glory hole.

Loch_Nessosaur November 23, 2012 at 2:09 pm

So we are all going to be forced into FEMA camps and the men have to wear Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie.

weejee November 23, 2012 at 2:20 pm

Miss Lindsey will be in Paradise.

glesslib November 23, 2012 at 2:50 pm

No, that was Abu Gurab (sp?)

Tommy1733 November 23, 2012 at 5:17 pm

This will be the best Christmas ever!

PsycWench November 23, 2012 at 6:02 pm

The thongs are payback for all those times the man said he'd call but didn't.

Toomush_Infer November 23, 2012 at 6:37 pm

The fishnet is for the beard….

Boojum November 25, 2012 at 10:25 am

FEMAnists are gayifying our menfolk!

sbj1964 November 23, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Muslims are not big on warm,and fuzzy are they?

gullywompr November 23, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Didn't you read the part about the Muhammad birthday bush?

bflrtsplk November 23, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Just wait til they change the name from Christmas to Ramamas or Christdan or something even more E-VIL. Them`s sound like fightin`words to me..

SnarkOff November 23, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Psst….anywhere in this mall I can buy a hookah?

weejee November 23, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Try looking near the Cinnabon™ store, they have the most to gain, so to speak.

Chet Kincaid_ November 23, 2012 at 3:29 pm

OK, I give up, what is the joke about Cinnabon, prostitutes, and/or Muslims a reference to?

SnarkOff November 23, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Actually, nothing. I was just making a dumb pun on "hooker," inspired by that crappy display of Victoria's Secret lingerie.

weejee November 23, 2012 at 5:31 pm

And I thought it would be more fun to run literal with the pun. Sorta like hash, or maybe a different kinda hash tag.

/ tag you're it….

memzilla November 23, 2012 at 3:02 pm

You've already got four wives, what do you need with a hookah?

gullywompr November 23, 2012 at 4:04 pm

With only four of them, the wives get exhausted.

Biff November 23, 2012 at 9:28 pm

What else is your caterpillar gonna smoke?

boskolives November 23, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Silly, when you're in Dearbornistan you shouldn't buy a hookah when you can rent them by the hour, with adjustments for special performances or abilities. You'll find that the ones by Cinabon usually will have more cushion for the pushin', if that rocks your boat.

Veritas78 November 23, 2012 at 4:14 pm

This is near Detroit, not Boston.

Negropolis November 24, 2012 at 12:31 am

That would be a funny, old-timey skit. You know, have some New Englander or New Yawkehr trying to find a hookah at Fairlane and everyone pointing them to the smokeshops.

SnarkOff November 24, 2012 at 9:55 am

"Hookah? I hardly know 'ah!"

BoatOfVelociraptors November 23, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Optical media has moving parts, and is not solid state, ya goof!

Naked_Bunny November 23, 2012 at 2:42 pm

You're being penciled in for an honor killing as we speak.

Lascauxcaveman November 23, 2012 at 2:14 pm

It couldn't come soon enough, praise Allah!

MissTaken November 23, 2012 at 2:15 pm

I'm pleased to see that under Obama Sharia Hello Kitty still has no mouth.

Naked_Bunny November 23, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Putting a mouth on Hello Kitty just leads to sinful urges in men*.

*Sample size = 1

Biel_ze_Bubba November 25, 2012 at 9:21 am

You know, that raises hell with the "N-1" that statisticians like to divide by.

C_R_Eature November 23, 2012 at 5:29 pm

And it Still Must Scream.

ManchuCandidate November 23, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Every White
Down in White-ville
Liked Christmas a lot…

But the Obama,
Who was the only blah in White-ville,
Did NOT!

The Obama hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his skin wasn't close to being quite white.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason said the prigs
May have been that his dick was two sizes too big.

Whatever the reason,
His skin or his dick,
He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Whites,
Staring down from the White House with a sour, Obama frown
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every Whitey down in White-ville scene
Was busy now, buying a cheap ass TV.

"And they're gorging their bellies!" he snarled with a sneer.
"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his dark fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!"
For, tomorrow, he knew…

ManchuCandidate November 23, 2012 at 2:18 pm

They'd do something he liked least of that
Every White down in White-ville, the tall and soooh fat,
Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the Whites would start singing!

They'd sing! And they'd sing!
AND they'd SING Fucking Kid Rock
And the more the Obama thought of the White-Christmas-Sing
The more the Obama thought, "I must stop this whole thing!
"Why for fifty years I've put up with it now!
I MUST stop Christmas from coming!
…But HOW?"

Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!

ManchuCandidate November 23, 2012 at 2:25 pm

"I know just what to do!" Obama Laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick tailored suit and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Obama trick!
"With this coat and this suit, I'll look just like a Rich White Prick!"

All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.
All the Whites were all dreaming about Jeebus without care
When he came to the first house in the square.
"This is stop number one," The old Obama Mitt hissed
And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.

Then he slunk to the icebox. He took the White' feast!
He took the Mayonnaise! He took the Fried Turkey beast!
He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a twinkle.
Why, that Obama even took their last pack of Twinkies!

Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.
"And NOW!" grinned the Obama, "I will fuck up their tree!"

He did the same thing
To the other Whites' houses

Leaving crumbs
Much too small
For the other Whites' mouses!

It was quarter past dawn…
All the Whites, still a-bed
All the Whites, still a-snooze
When he packed up his sled,
Packed it up with their presents! Their medicare! Their taxes!
The bibles! And their guns! The ammo! Their Waffle Irons!

ManchuCandidate November 23, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Three thousand feet up! Up the side of badly named White House,
He rode to the tiptop to dump it!
"Pooh-pooh to the Whites!" he was Obama-ish-ly humming.
"They're finding out now that socialism is coming!
"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!
"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
"The all the Whites down in White-ville will all cry BOO-HOO!"

"That's a noise," grinned the Obama,
"That I simply must hear!"
So he paused. And the Obama put a hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
It started in low. Then it started to grow…

But the sound wasn't glad!
Why, this sound sounded angry!
It couldn't be so!
But it WAS angry! VERY!

He stared down at White-ville!
The Obama popped his eyes!
Then he shook!
What he saw was a shocking surprise!

ManchuCandidate November 23, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Every White down in White-ville, the tall and the Fat,
Was fighting! Without any guns at all!
He HADN'T stopped the stupid from coming!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!

And the Obama, with his blah-feet ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?
I saved their industries! I stopped all the wars (sort of)!
"I tried to help them and cure their sores!"
And he puzzled three hours, `till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Obama thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store.
"Maybe this war on Christmas…is a big whore!"

And what happened then…?
Well…in White-ville they say
That the Obama's big brain
Shrank three sizes that day!
And the minute his head didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light
And he brought back the ammo! And the mayo for the feast!
And he…

The Obama gave the riches a great tax increase!

Barrelhse November 23, 2012 at 5:38 pm

"Keep Christmas from coming"- maybe a cock-ring would slow him down a little, anyway.

Stevola November 23, 2012 at 2:16 pm

There's the problem! The EVOLUTION of shopping!

a_pink_poodle November 23, 2012 at 2:59 pm


boskolives November 23, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Intelligent Creation Libel!

Biel_ze_Bubba November 24, 2012 at 10:02 am

They forgot to mention it in the Bibble, but God created the malls. Probably on Saturday night, so Eve would have something to do.

larryfinexx November 23, 2012 at 2:16 pm

I'm looking foward to the day when we can stop looking over our shoulders, and legally have sex with all the camels we want. One hump or two, you decide!

Loch_Nessosaur November 23, 2012 at 2:28 pm

It's easier for a fat man to have sex with the eye of a camel than something, something…

SnarkOff November 23, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Once gay marriage is legal, camels are next.

docterry6973 November 23, 2012 at 2:16 pm

I thought we were going to make everyone in the FEMA camps wear burqas and thawbs just to remind them that they now live under Sharia law. Though wearing some of the duds from that mall would be pretty depressing in itself.

LibrarianX November 23, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Still waiting for my flying carpet.

bibliotequetress November 23, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Try Pier 1.

Jennyjen798 November 24, 2012 at 8:43 am

Or World Market right next door to Pier 1

MosesInvests November 23, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Allah-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!

GregComlish November 23, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Guys, you have to cover the American black Friday shit-fit. People pulling guns on other shoppers outside of Sears. A full-scale panty riot outside of Victoria's Secret. Has nobody been trampled to death yet?

boskolives November 23, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Just Darwin at work cleaning out the bottom of the gene pool.

FeloniousMonk November 23, 2012 at 5:12 pm

"Has nobody been trampled to death yet?" Of course not, strong measures have been taken since 2008 to prevent that ever … what? They haven't? Eh, dumb luck, then. So far.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 25, 2012 at 9:26 am

I think the stores now trigger the doors by remote control, the same way they start horse races. Much safer (for the employees.)

HempDogbane November 23, 2012 at 2:24 pm

If I have to give up being a non-slut to get my Obama-gifts, I'll do it. Patriotism !

Grief_Lessons November 23, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Is that the Cinnabon Kim Thayil used to manage?

DixvilleCrotch November 23, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Do they sell $100,000 bedouin ice tents there? That one looks mighty fancy.

docterry6973 November 23, 2012 at 4:25 pm

It looks like something from The Arabian Nights!

Freewayblogger November 23, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Here's what I did to Los Angeles on Thanksgiving:

All of them were still up on the drive back.

Veritas78 November 23, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Far more productive than what most of us did. Thanks, Champ.

bibliotequetress November 23, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Good on you, comrade.

Chet Kincaid_ November 23, 2012 at 2:28 pm

IT IS NO JOKE, SHEEPLE!!1!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cinnabon_in_Med

PugglesRule November 23, 2012 at 4:27 pm

How dare there be a Cinnabon in Medina! Next thing you know people there will want to have toilet paper, and pencils, and JCPenney.

Biff November 23, 2012 at 10:58 pm

Somehow I don't think this vid of Funky Cold Medina would go over well under Sharia Law.

BoatOfVelociraptors November 23, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Bow down, bow down, before the power of Santa! Or be crushed, be crushed, by his jolly boots of Doom! http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=CP1thwtnKtk&de

TootsStansbury November 23, 2012 at 2:30 pm

My Sharia Mall
Lovely as a summer day

PugglesRule November 23, 2012 at 4:48 pm

My Sharia Mall,
At Ramadan or any day….

Negropolis November 24, 2012 at 12:49 am

My Sharia Mall,
Pretty, little stores that I adore…

Biel_ze_Bubba November 25, 2012 at 9:35 am

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a siren call
I always get it up, for the touch of the discount mall
Ma-ma-ma-My Sharia.

Esteev November 23, 2012 at 2:31 pm

This is good news for Halliburton.

Callyson November 23, 2012 at 2:32 pm

Considering that a bunch of idiots and assholes in Santa Monica broke a glass door at Urban Outfitters (really? You fought for that overpriced crap?), "The Devolution of Shopping" sounds more accurate…

Veritas78 November 23, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Aren't all the glass doors at Urban Outfitters already broken, for the edgy look?

T3rbo November 23, 2012 at 2:40 pm
BarackMyWorld November 23, 2012 at 3:02 pm
ManchuCandidate November 23, 2012 at 3:07 pm

It's always a TRAP!

Chet Kincaid_ November 23, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Danny Thomas Of Nearby Deerfield Libel!! Dearborn's Arab population begin with immigration of Arab Christians: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dearborn,_Michigan#A

MosesInvests November 23, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Jacksonville, FL, also, too. I grew up with kids named Ossi, Abboud, Adeeb-and Tommy Hazouri was mayor back in the 90's. Used to eat Lebanese food made by the ladies of San Jose Catholic Church when I was a kid.

boskolives November 23, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Does that mean Marlo is a Lesbianese too? Damn, I always dreamed of doing her sandwich style with Uncle Tannoose.

Negropolis November 24, 2012 at 12:51 am

Between the Poles and the Maronites, I believe Catholics still may form a majority in Dearborn, or at least a plurality, but it'd be very close, now.

horsedreamer_1 November 25, 2012 at 2:32 pm

True, but the Poles are responsible for the Black Kenyan Madonna.

Naked_Bunny November 23, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Anyone know a good medical supplies website? It's time for me to get down to shopping for my family.

shelwood46 November 23, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Pre-lubricated catheters are still a good stocking stuffer, right? I mean, they're some kind of stuffer.

Naked_Bunny November 23, 2012 at 3:39 pm

They provide hours of fun for kids and parents alike!

LibrarianX November 23, 2012 at 2:48 pm

I just got a call from some nuts asking for donations to lead the impeachment battle against Barry Sotero.

HarryButtle November 23, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Muhammad should get that birthday bush taken care of if he wants to look good in the lingerie.

boskolives November 23, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Unless he's a Ginger, that burning bush look is hot, no pun intended but I'm somehow taking credit for it just the same, too.

HarryButtle November 23, 2012 at 4:08 pm

I, too, have a weakness for a redhead with a matching carpet…

trampndirtdown November 23, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Hmmm creepshot at Forever 21?

TootsStansbury November 23, 2012 at 2:59 pm

We used to dine and dishdasha on Farrell's ice cream when we were kids.

cousinitt November 23, 2012 at 2:59 pm

عيد ميلاد مجيد, bitchez!

Naked_Bunny November 23, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Oh, that's what language you've been speaking all these years.

BarackMyWorld November 23, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Is Paula Broadwell starring in that ABC movie at the bottom?

PubOption November 23, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Could be, but who is the jealous-looking biatch in the background.

trampndirtdown November 23, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Seven Pillars of Wisdom was one of my favorite books as a young teen.

PubOption November 23, 2012 at 3:14 pm

But if the Christmas shopping season begins on Thanksgiving afternoon, it already runs for about a month. Barry's Sharia Law might even shorten it.

MrsConclusion November 23, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Yes, Jeff, yes…Tell me, Jeff…when did you first become aware of this whole sharia-law-taking-over-Christmas business…?

boskolives November 23, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Always remember, Sharia spelled backwards is Air Ahs, which sounds like Err Oz, which means it's a mistake to not watch out for the guy behind the curtain, also.

Negropolis November 24, 2012 at 12:53 am

Air Oz is one of the lesser carriers to Australia, right?

valthemus November 23, 2012 at 4:21 pm

"Sharia lingerie"

I had to reboot my computer when that phrase first loaded. It couldn't process the dissonance.

Negropolis November 24, 2012 at 12:54 am

Lingerie is very popular in the Muslim world. Like in a lot of other religions, this stuff is permitted in a marriage.

christianmuslin November 23, 2012 at 4:22 pm

The Twelve Days of Christmas Times Two Plus One., or is it 12 times three minus 6? I'm confused and in no hurry to learn that song. Who's writing it?

ElPinche November 23, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Hmmmmm, if Santa Claus stops dying his beard white, he'd look suspiciously muslinny.

littlebigdaddy November 23, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Wait, I thought Obummer was a Kenyan socialist? I haz a confuzed!

Guppy November 23, 2012 at 4:39 pm

We are a land of Christians and native to the soil,
Or so A Beka Books have taught us in our home-school toil;
Our preconceptions threatend, Fox Nation cries for war:
Hurrah for the twenty-foot tree that bears a single star!

Hurrah! Hurrah!
For Christmas lights, hurrah!
Hurrah for the twenty-foot tree that bears a single star!

(Yes, I had too much free time last night.)

HouseOfTheBlueLights November 23, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Ramadan will next occur at Christmastime again in about 2040, JUST ABOUT THE SAME YEAR THE OIL IS SUPPOSED TO RUN OUT. Just sayin. Also.

liar and scoundrel November 23, 2012 at 6:53 pm

Wait… was I supposed to shop or not today? I haz confuzed.

BZ1 November 23, 2012 at 8:44 pm

The ultra-religious Christian folks keep pushing an agenda in the heart of a Muslin neighborhood, and then get all hot and bothered when people protest?

finallyhappy November 23, 2012 at 9:34 pm

Get off my lawn- Forever 21 windows generally look like they are selling clothing for cheap hookers(like I used to see driving down 14th street in Dc 30 years ago). I told someone this and this guy(my age- almost 60) told me it was inappropriate to say that because young girls buy clothing there. I told him- so what- the clothing looks like it is for cheap hookers. I realize this is not quite the topic but I hate that store. Now Bebe and Arden B- look like they sell clothing for expensive hookers. I hate the mall- every mall. Also I am Jewish AND do not celebrate Christmas so WAR on CHRISTMAS(although I am very fond of my homemade candy cane cocoa and gingerbread cookies)

ttommyunger November 23, 2012 at 9:45 pm

What the Halal?

johnnyzhivago November 23, 2012 at 11:02 pm

Who will be the first to make a Christmas display with Santa hanging an empty chair by pulling it up over a tree limb with a couple of reindeer???

DahBoner November 23, 2012 at 11:16 pm

Black Friday: 50% off Cadillacs and Abortions!!!!

Negropolis November 24, 2012 at 12:22 am

Meh, Eid al-Fitr ain't so bad. And, since parts of Michigan are under Sharia, anyway, it'll be a pretty smooth transition.

When the caliphate came to Michigan, it was driving a Ford and wrapped in a shawarma.

Negropolis November 24, 2012 at 12:26 am

Wait, Hamas hanged Santa in Fairlane? Those bastards!

BTW, you know what I love about Dearborn? It's not just the Christians who have tacky, stuccoed megachurches. I love America.

OT: Shawarma Law!

Check out the Ed and Moe Show based out of Dearborn.

glasspusher November 24, 2012 at 5:52 pm

Not bad. Better than some of the mosques I saw when I was in Turkey in 2006. I was there for the total eclipse, natch. Had a great time.

Negropolis November 24, 2012 at 10:55 pm

That picture is pretty flattering. Up close the thing looks like a ginger bread house.

TribecaMike November 24, 2012 at 8:43 pm

Here's to the truckers who risk that "tombstone every mile" to deliver to these plastic people.

criticaldragon November 25, 2012 at 12:56 pm

That story about Christians being stoned by an angry Muslim mob in Dearborn is debunked here.

I was able to read the original article that he links to at one point, but the page no longer appears to exist.

BadKitty904 November 26, 2012 at 10:30 am

So. These comments are going to be deleted? Very well, then. I'll admit it! At last!

I am yesterday, and today, and tomorrow. I am sorrow, and longing, and hope unfulfilled. I am Hash-E-Ho-Tep. SHE. SHE who must be obeyed! I am I.

greenloner November 23, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Wow! Just Wow! this deserves a wider audience, readership, etc. Maybe Calvin Trillin's publisher would like it!

lulzmonger November 24, 2012 at 10:41 pm


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