RUBBERS AND RUBBER CHECKS  1:17 pm November 21, 2012

Classy Wrasslin’ Two-Time-Loser Lady Linda McMahon Stiffs Staff, Invites It To Screw Itself

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling donut, poors? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the MOOOOOOOOON?Hmmm, it looks like your Wonkette didn’t bother to write even the littlest thing about two-time-Senate-loser and Wrasslin’ Lady Linda McMahon this time around, probably because we had used up all our folding-chair jokes the first time around, and also probably because we didn’t care. But in fact, it is AFTER her (second) loss that Linda McMahon has become interesting! And how has she done that? Well, once she’d blown $100 million of her own money on her two (losing) campaigns, it seems she didn’t have enough left over to pay the uniformly low-income and African American folks who had been her (low-wage) fake-supporters, so they just waited and waited. But then they told the press “hey this rich lady isn’t bothering to pay us!” So THEN they got checks with a condom in the envelope, so’s they could fuck themselves! AND THEN THE CHECKS BOUNCED ANYWAY. Oh man.

NEW HAVEN, Conn. (WTNH) — Two days after the election campaign workers came to News 8 claiming, they had not been paid by Linda McMahon’s campaign. We spoke out on their behalf and one week after the election the campaign was writing checks. The only problem is that the checks bounced.

“We already paid the money to the people and we were just looking to get our percentage which we charge two percent,” said Troy Stokes, M&M Check Cashing Co.

M&M Check Cashing on Howe Street had been cashing McMahon’s checks all through the campaign, but all the checks dated November 8th have bounced.

“We’re out right now, $1,600,” Stokes said.

Did you catch that? All the folks who were doing the fake-supporter thing for McMahon’s campaign were so poor they don’t have bank accounts, and have to give two percent off the top to scammy check cashing places. HAHA, IDIOTS, SERVES YOU RIGHT or something, we guess.

Twaine Don Gomes was one of the people who first complained to News 8. He was handed a check, but he says, the campaign told him they were mad that he came to News 8, so he got a little something extra in his envelope.

“Basically he handed me a check with a condom in it, told me I was screwed,” Gomes said. “That’s the rudest gesture you can ever do to a person, it’s like spitting in a person’s face.”

His check bounced as well.

Here’s your kinder, gentler, more black-people-outreaching GOP, America. LOVE IT OR GET A FOLDING CHAIR TO THE FACE.

Happy Holidays.

[OnPolitix / SouthernBeale, via Wonket operative "Lisa Z"]

 

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actor212 November 21, 2012 at 1:21 pm

And then there's Rowdy Roddy Piper

emmelemm November 21, 2012 at 1:27 pm

That seriously made my week.

I'm thankful for Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Mumbletypeg November 21, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Ditto, ma'am, ditto~

actor212 November 21, 2012 at 1:37 pm

Yes, and I'm grateful to whomever posted it a thread or two back. I did read it when it first hit the news, but I'm glad for the reminder.

not that Dewey November 21, 2012 at 1:45 pm
actor212 November 21, 2012 at 1:50 pm

My favorite line of that movie.

ManchuCandidate November 21, 2012 at 1:21 pm

I'm stunned that the someone associated with professional rassling would do something fake.

hagajim November 21, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Darn – you beat me to it.

memzilla November 21, 2012 at 1:22 pm

So, now it's the Carly Fiorina / Linda McMahon / Meg Whitman Loser Rethuglican She-Wimmenz Bizniz Hatin' Club!

That'll look great on a sign hanging at Regent's University.

SayItWithWookies November 21, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Meg surfaced again — she was on Marketplace last night, being interviewed about the $9 billion write-off HP took because they bought some software company that was apparently worthless. That lady is one good decision away from accidentally lopping her own head off with a chainsaw.

memzilla November 21, 2012 at 1:31 pm

HP has destroyed at least $44 billion in corporate value, almost twice what it's worth now. American Capitalism Exceptionalism at its finest!

"For years, H.P. has turned to deal-making to help it grow, buying E.D.S. [Ross Perot's old company], Palm and Compaq. Since 2001, the company has spent at least $67 billion on acquisitions… that’s more than H.P.’s current market capitalization of about $23.4 billion.

“'If you think about the companies they’ve acquired over the last several years,” [one analyst] said, “it’s just unbelievable how much value has been destroyed.'”

Chet Kincaid_ November 21, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Quick, someone photoshop Meg in this outfit:
http://foo.ca/wp/chick-tract-satire/galactus-is-c

(Nice Chick parody, btw.)

TribecaMike November 21, 2012 at 3:28 pm

That's a dream combination: Jack Chick and Jacky Kirby!

Gayer_Than_Thou November 21, 2012 at 1:55 pm

In other news, my HP printer sucks.

Geminisunmars November 21, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Da curse of the demon sheep…

weejee November 21, 2012 at 1:28 pm

The Megster just had to suck an $8.8 billion egg over at HP. Likely she's gonna know the impact of stockholder butt hurt real soon.

freakishlywrong November 21, 2012 at 1:32 pm

They'll still appear on the Sunday shows as "experts". Galling.

SayItWithWookies November 21, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Hey, the rich don't get that way by being nice. Or by paying their bills.

greenloner November 22, 2012 at 2:46 pm

Ain't it the truth? I believe the voters have correctly divined that the Senate needs fewer rich skinflints, not more.

gullywompr November 21, 2012 at 1:22 pm

So she favors free birth control now?

Chet Kincaid_ November 21, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Well-played!

Negropolis November 22, 2012 at 1:49 am

WIN

nounverb911 November 21, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Time to "Occupy Greenwich".

actor212 November 21, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Yes, with finger sandwiches and scones.

Barrelhse November 21, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Mean.

Oblios_Cap November 21, 2012 at 1:23 pm

“Basically he handed me a check with a condom in it, told me I was screwed,”

Geez, don't give Wal-Mart any ideas!

OneDollarJuana November 21, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Not gonna happen. Condoms could be considered health-care-related, and we all know how Wal-Mart feels about providing health care.

Biff November 21, 2012 at 5:04 pm

How many condoms can you buy at walmart for $17 every payday, anyway?

Negropolis November 22, 2012 at 1:50 am

Definitely not all of them, Katie.

Loch_Nessosaur November 21, 2012 at 1:23 pm

This is even worse than when Gov. Rick Scott (FL – Medicare Grifter) paid out his campaign employees in Amex gift cards. At least those didn't bounce.

Come here a minute November 21, 2012 at 1:23 pm

It would be sweet justice if it was Ms. McMahon who owned the check-cashing business and has thus fucked herself.

hagajim November 21, 2012 at 1:23 pm

What do you expect from a fake sports empress other than fake checks. Smackdown bitches!

weejee November 21, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Lady Wrasslin' promoter is a dick? P.T. Barnum asks "quelle surprise??

Chet Kincaid_ November 21, 2012 at 1:45 pm

There's a succubus born every minute! (said 22 hours ago Chet)

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 21, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Worth repeating!

freakishlywrong November 21, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Looking for a new pro wrassler; Zeke "The Bouncer" Asshole.

actor212 November 21, 2012 at 1:27 pm

That's because the Repo Man will be out working his day job, apparently, all those bonced checks.

Pragmatist2 November 21, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Maybe they should sue her and have the case heard on Judge Judy. Somehow that seems so right.

Biff November 21, 2012 at 5:06 pm

Surfing around the net the other day I saw a picture of her in revealing swimwear. Cannot unsee that, evar.

SmutBoffin November 21, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Why do you all hate job kreeaters?

If she gets crap from people about giving good campaign jobs to poorz, then she might not make any more jobs for sweaty steroidal wrasslin' actors.

BaldarTFlagass November 21, 2012 at 1:25 pm

We all know that wrasslin' [checks] ain't real.

BadKitty904 November 21, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Hateful, Greedy Hag is hateful and greedy.

HRH_Maddie November 21, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Full story at 11.

SorosBot November 21, 2012 at 1:25 pm

What's this, the working peons asking to get paid? In Free Market America? They should be happy just to have had jobs!

Geminisunmars November 21, 2012 at 1:43 pm

The demand evaporated, so why should she have to pay.

BaldarTFlagass November 21, 2012 at 1:25 pm

OT, but early release here. Suck it, taxpayers!

emmelemm November 21, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Early release, premature ejaculation, whichever…

/jk

HistoriCat November 21, 2012 at 1:37 pm

30 minutes to go here …

trampndirtdown November 21, 2012 at 11:12 pm

Well, I'll have you know that we in the private sector stayed all day! (and fucked off watching youtube on our phones)

not that Dewey November 21, 2012 at 1:25 pm

ARE YOU READY TO GRUMBLE

BadKitty904 November 21, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Excellent!

emmelemm November 21, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Agreed – that was a good one!

SexySmurf November 21, 2012 at 1:25 pm

In Linda McMahon's defense, the check was covered in herpes.

jtinks November 21, 2012 at 1:25 pm

What would you expect from somebody married to this guy?

SorosBot November 21, 2012 at 1:27 pm

With McMahon, the former campaign workers are lucky she didn't force them to bulk up on steroids to the point they will probably die in their mid-40s like she does with some of her other employees.

BadKitty904 November 21, 2012 at 1:32 pm

I'm surprised she didn't have them sent to the spice mines of Kessel…

Lizzietish81 November 21, 2012 at 1:39 pm

smashed into who knows what…

SorosBot November 21, 2012 at 1:48 pm

I made the Kessel run in under twelve parsecs.

boskolives November 21, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Yeah, sure, just you and Paul Ryan.

actor212 November 21, 2012 at 1:38 pm

No no! NOT employees! "Independent contractors," so she doesn't have to pay their health insurance or transportation!

She's like Wal-Mart or Papa John's only more honest in her spite.

So the steroid use? Even tho it was Vince who was pushing it on them? And even supplying them?

Totes their own decision. You know, as small business owners.

SorosBot November 21, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Totally their own decision. And it's lovely that they can fuck the wrestlers over with no health insurance while fucking over their physical health with both the steroids and the injuries during the fake fights. What lovely people; I'm so sad she's not in the Senate.

James Michael Curley November 21, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Here in NJ a congressional candidate who advocates Little government is rumored to bounced the checks given to a large number of kids hired a few weeks before the campaign to go around posting thousands of lawn signs on public property. I made an inquiry and now it is alleged they were told they would get there payment after the campaign when they picked up and returned the signs. Problem – Sandy – Where's the sign?

Maman November 21, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Can you do a class action in small claims court?

HistoriCat November 21, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Forget small claims – isn't intentionally writing bad checks criminal?

Maman November 21, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Even better!

Tundra Grifter November 21, 2012 at 5:11 pm

In many jurisdictions the DA will collect for you – up to treble damages (that does not bad music, by the way).

Each person who got a rubber check can go to Small Claims Court – here in California you can request punitive damages. It's always a good idea to at least double your claim (plus costs, of course). That way when they offer to settle for 50%, you get what you were owed in the first place.

asterixaverni November 21, 2012 at 1:28 pm

While this is a shitty thing to do to your "supporters", what did they expect? The woman went bankrupt and didn't pay her debts for over 30 years – and that was only after it became a campaign issue.

Crank_Tango November 21, 2012 at 1:29 pm

This is good news for King Kong Bundy.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 21, 2012 at 1:41 pm

And Vern Gagne.

boskolives November 21, 2012 at 1:51 pm

And Leapin' Larry Shane, too

Weedlord BonerHitler November 21, 2012 at 1:29 pm

She should run for President in the next GOP primary: she's a bigger skinflint than Rmoney.

freakishlywrong November 21, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Anyone who supports/works/votes for Rethugs gets fucked up the ass with a folding chair. Just stop doing it, stupids.

BadKitty904 November 21, 2012 at 1:34 pm

IKR?

boskolives November 21, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Demand KY Jelly be provided, skip the penis butter.

HRH_Maddie November 21, 2012 at 1:30 pm

FISCAL Responsibility or some such garbage was probably her campaign slogan.

Lizzietish81 November 21, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Ironically she could have covered the checks if she hadn't bought the condoms.

sullivanst November 21, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Well, now you really will have to tell us exactly who you're talking about when you use the phrase "Check-kiting grifter"

ETA: I suppose we do now have to admin, Newt really is the GOP's ideas man, but they're still bad ideas.

actor212 November 21, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Check Kiting Grifter would make an awesome wrestling name.

VodkaGoGo November 21, 2012 at 1:33 pm

“Basically he handed me a check with a condom in it, told me I was screwed,”

All I have to say about this is HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWFUL.

HistoriCat November 21, 2012 at 1:40 pm

How awful is it – was it a new condom or a used condom?

BadKitty904 November 21, 2012 at 1:41 pm

And isn't writing bad checks…illegal?

SorosBot November 21, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Sure it's illegal for some peasant making minimum wage at Wal-Mart to knowingly write a bad check, but Linda McMahon is rich, those same rules don't apply to her.

(And they were probably corporate campaign checks, so the biggest penalty would be a fine to the campaign; no one ever has to actually face legal punishment if the crime was committed by a corporate person!)

bikerlaureate November 21, 2012 at 1:48 pm

So does that mean we'll never get to learn the name of the compassionate hack who donated that condom?

boskolives November 21, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Tommy Trojan? Ask a UCLA Grad

sullivanst November 21, 2012 at 2:23 pm

But rut roh, it's not the little people she owes the money, it's the check cashing company who already paid the little people. They'll probably send someone over with something a little more robust than a folding chair.

Pragmatist2 November 21, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Anyone can create jobs. But only real entrepreneurs can create UNPAID jobs.

Designer_Rants November 21, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Just in case you didn't already believe the "R" after her name.

actor212 November 21, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Hey, Linda?

Murphy 3:16¹

Nuff said.

¹Murphy 3:16 says I just whooped your ass, and that's the bottom line cuz Chris Murphy said so…

docterry6973 November 21, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Classy, real classy. This will certainly get her third campaign off to a rousing start.

Mahousu November 21, 2012 at 1:35 pm

So, rubber [checks] and rubbers.

[EDIT] Somebody obviously didn't read the subhead.

Chet Kincaid_ November 21, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Twaine Don Gomes would be an excellent wrestling name.

actor212 November 21, 2012 at 1:36 pm

He could come to the ring in a cape!

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 21, 2012 at 1:36 pm

In a weird way, the people without checking accounts are lucky because they'd have to pay that money back to bank, not to mention the fees for insufficient funds. Not that I'd know anything about those fees or anything.

Also, she is horrible. Too.

Lizzietish81 November 21, 2012 at 1:36 pm

And yet the black vote went overwhelmingly democrat….weird.

kittensdontlie November 21, 2012 at 1:36 pm

As a long time fake-supporter of hers, where is my rubber check?!

MinAgain November 21, 2012 at 1:36 pm

I'm simply devastated. Here I thought professional wrestling and its various hangers-on were such a class act.

BadKitty904 November 21, 2012 at 1:39 pm

I'm guessing her Christmas gift to herself, this year, will be firing Bob Cratchit and foreclosing on a few widows and orphans…

boskolives November 21, 2012 at 1:55 pm

A.K.A. warming up for the 2013 season.

Goonemeritus November 21, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Fake supporters getting paid with fake checks by a fake human being.

BadKitty904 November 21, 2012 at 1:42 pm

I'm sensing a pattern here…

boskolives November 21, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Fake human beings are people too, my friend.

PopeEdgardo November 21, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Beat me to it. It's like the punchline from old joke about the factory workers in the Soviet Union: "They pretend to pay us and we pretend to work."

Lionel[redacted]Esq November 21, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Should be expected. Like Wrestling, the checks were fake.

Misty Malarky November 21, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Are there no FEMA camps?

Lionel[redacted]Esq November 21, 2012 at 1:42 pm

The campaign workers were all takers, not makers, so what good would the money be to them anyway? Go Galt or Go Home!

BadKitty904 November 21, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Damned moochers…

Abernathy November 21, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Finally, a coherent GOP stand on condoms. Need 'em for safe sex? Whoa there, slut! Enjoy your herpes and unwanted pregnancy. Need 'em to screw over and poop all over your employees? Take all you need!

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 21, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Hmmm, making African-Americans work for no pay. That reminds me of something. Something terrible in our nation's history. What was it called?

bikerlaureate November 21, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Motown?

Chet Kincaid_ November 21, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Funk Brothers Libel!

bikerlaureate November 21, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Not intended! They rule.

A better parsing would be "making some African-Americans work for no pay," or "making African-Americans work for insutingly low pay, especially compared to the gross receipts."

Chet Kincaid_ November 21, 2012 at 2:04 pm

And then leaving them high and dry by fleeing Detroit for L.A. without so much as a "thanks for the bank."

Negropolis November 22, 2012 at 1:55 am

Oh shit!

You know, the Detroit establishment tries to remember this guy fondly, but everyday people hate him for moving Motown and never looking back. That, and when they went to tear the building down downtown that originally housed Motown, there was nary a peep from the guy. Another piece of Detroit history is gone…for a parking lot. I mean, Hitsville is nice and all, but it's not downtown and it's literally a house.

Chet Kincaid_ November 21, 2012 at 1:50 pm

The NCAA?

PopeEdgardo November 21, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Don't the bribes ffrom the alums count?

actor212 November 21, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Welfare!

Oh wait, that was pay for no work…

boskolives November 21, 2012 at 2:00 pm

2012?

Mumbletypeg November 21, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Jan Brewer isn't impressed. "Heads will roll!" still edges out "Checks will bounce" in the intimidation dept. — and Brewer's complexion could ice McMahon's in the ring any day.

smokefilledroommate November 21, 2012 at 1:49 pm

I don't know how Jan looks in the mirror without turning herself into stone.

emmelemm November 21, 2012 at 1:53 pm

It's a conundrum.

Mumbletypeg November 21, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Unlike McMahon's expendable employees — Brewer probably pays her own Master of Disaster to do her hair and makeup, I'd think it woud be an indispensable necessity.

SayItWithWookies November 21, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Putting makeup on Jan Brewer must be like painting stucco with a brush. I'd recommend something with a good spray nozzle.

Thunderclees November 21, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Twaine Don Gomes

lol wut?

mavenmaven November 21, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Funny, needing a condom for an Invisible Free Market Hand job.

mickeymusing November 21, 2012 at 1:49 pm

How bizarre. Who could have ever predicted that someone whose family runs a fake wrestling empire would be so tacky?

not that Dewey November 21, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Where the rubber meets the owed.

Isyaignert November 21, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Dewey, that was one of the most clever comments I've read in a long time! Huzzah!!

not that Dewey November 21, 2012 at 4:08 pm

: )

Tundra Grifter November 21, 2012 at 5:12 pm

Very funny!

Just how many years have you been saving that nugget?

not that Dewey November 21, 2012 at 6:15 pm

How many opportunities have there been to use it?

Lizzietish81 November 21, 2012 at 1:52 pm

You know who else had fake supporters they later stiffed?

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 21, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Ron Jeremy?

Chet Kincaid_ November 21, 2012 at 2:12 pm

John Edwards?

Tundra Grifter November 21, 2012 at 5:13 pm

I just saw a car with a fairly new looking "John Edwards 2008" bumpersnicker.

Tio_Doidinho November 21, 2012 at 3:29 pm

What was "Night of the Long Knives", Alex?

BigSkullF*ckingDog November 21, 2012 at 1:53 pm

That's what they get for not working at Walmart like real Americans!

Monsieur_Grumpe November 21, 2012 at 1:53 pm

I see she is a grduate of the Leona Helmsley School of Etiquette.

PopeEdgardo November 21, 2012 at 2:04 pm

And she won the Gilles de Rais noblesse oblige prize her senior year.

BigSkullF*ckingDog November 21, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Mittens is slapping himself on the forehead as he reads this.

Yes, Mittens reads the Wonkette.

Lizzietish81 November 21, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Hi Willard!

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 21, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Oh, I so wish he did. He could learn a lot from us, like how awful he is, for example.

BigSkullF*ckingDog November 21, 2012 at 1:55 pm

I thought republicans didn't believe in contraception?

Barrelhse November 21, 2012 at 1:56 pm

It would be pleasant if a mob formed and burned down her castle.

HouseOfTheBlueLights November 21, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Don't count her out. Illinois finally sent Milk Magnate (and all around hateful person) Oberweis to some elected office or other, on his, I believe, seventh try.

Chet Kincaid_ November 21, 2012 at 2:06 pm
bobbert November 21, 2012 at 11:33 pm

There is something sort of sweet about the fact that in the election where he finally won, the Dems took veto-proof supermajorities in both houses. Have fun, Mr. Oberweis!

Troglodeity November 21, 2012 at 1:58 pm

This is all a misunderstanding. The condom was a generous extension by McMahon of healthcare benefits to a former employee.

TootsStansbury November 21, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Mean people suck. Karma needs to do a dance on more than just this bitch's face.

ttommyunger November 21, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Wonder how many of these folk will come to the realization they've been busting their Butts for the wrong team? Lots, I hope.

HarryButtle November 21, 2012 at 2:28 pm

They refused to pay him, and then THEY got pissed at HIM for going to the press?

Assholes.

iburl November 21, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Ah, wrestling folk, they have so much to teach America about being awesome (assholes).

BaldarTFlagass November 21, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, there's a new cunt in town.

StillGoinGreen November 21, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Hey Twaine, Ummm… that ain't spit. I think it's hair gel… or something.

JaceWyatt November 21, 2012 at 3:19 pm

So, yeah, I'm totally going to steal this and put a condom in my drunk, homophobic uncle's xmas card.

Thanks, McMahon. Your campaign is good for something!

clecinosu November 21, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Want your money? You've got …

NO CHANCE! NO CHANCE IN HELL!!

barto November 21, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Linda, sweetie, what's with the rubber checks? C'mon dollface, show some compassion and class, like Mr. Romney. Oh wait…

gurukalehuru November 21, 2012 at 4:55 pm

I hate to be so pedantic about spelling and grammar all the time, BUT….there is no W in Rasslin!

Tundra Grifter November 21, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Forgive me if I've already posted this here: On the night of November 6th, after Gov. Romney had lost the election, his campaign cancelled all the credit cards issued to his workers.

So they had to pay out-of-pocket cash for their cab rides back to their hotels.

Dude gives empty suits a bad names.

{PS: I think the condom in the envelope is actually pretty funny. Mean, of course, But still pretty funny.}

BZ1 November 21, 2012 at 5:41 pm

Twaine Don Gomes is the best porn name this week.

cybermoe November 21, 2012 at 6:39 pm

Those condom-laden checks were a Fluke.

Fox n Fiends November 21, 2012 at 7:00 pm

I cannot believe that wonkette has failed to byline her as the "Connecticunt"

thejazzmonger November 21, 2012 at 7:13 pm

You have to admit, Linda Mcmahon has balls.

Baba_NinjaCat12 November 21, 2012 at 8:55 pm

They should know Linda gives out rubber checks as dog toys.

Schmegeg November 21, 2012 at 11:59 pm

$100 Million to lose in Connecticut? She could have moved to some plain state hellhole, spent $60,000, and won by 10. Smart lady.

Negropolis November 22, 2012 at 1:47 am

Who could have known that a wrestling mavin would be so uncouth?! Won't someone think of the children? Won't anyone think of the children?!

Negropolis November 22, 2012 at 2:00 am

What an ultimate Mean Girls move. I mean, if you're going to fuck someone something rotten, it's at least preferable to be creative about it, huh?

James Michael Curley November 22, 2012 at 10:41 am

Menendez is only about 4’ 11” so why not?

fitley November 22, 2012 at 11:53 am

She should share her mood with Mitt.

jmp109 December 1, 2012 at 7:11 pm

"I'm Linda McMahon and I disapproved those payments."

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