It’s been roughly twenty minutes since our boy Donald Q. Worthington Trump has been in the news, so here’s some background in case you’re unfamiliar with the underreported saga of everyone’s favorite honey-tinted quaff:
The Donald is a massively successful businessman who owns pretty much everything you could imagine owning. Trump is also a popular dissident against a government so radically Socialist it prevents people from being free and owning things. He mastered the art of smelling Kenyans in the late ’90s atop a mountain in Nepal, huddled around a stack of King magazines while sniffing sample patches of sandalwood cologne. Since then he’s achieved enlightenment, reaching the level of MASTER BIRTHER. And he would have been President too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids and their stupid dog.
So what’s The Donald up to now? Sticking it to the LIBRIL FASCISTS by ignoring those pesky and oppressive laws that require restaurants to serve people safe food, that’s what! Sure, the Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas had its steakhouse shut down temporarily after logging 51 health code violations during a regular inspection, but can you prove they weren’t planted by the Obama cartel? Besides, we’re positive it’s still the best place on The Strip to mumble about government takeovers with a mouth full of moldy yogurt. Five stars for that, right?
While ready-to-eat food can be stored for up to seven days, inspectors at DJT reported finding the old caviar and yogurt, duck that dated back to June, veal stock and tomato sauce that was almost two weeks old, and expired peanut dressing and black bean chili.
Inspectors found no measures to destroy parasites in undercooked halibut and salmon, and noted that raw tuna was being improperly thawed. Icicles were found in a faulty freezer.
NOT THE CAVIAR! Why is Donald Trump class-warring like that??!?1!
Maybe the food could be a little more, well, fresh, but these issues wouldn’t exist if ObamaCare hadn’t violently murdered half the restaurant’s staff in their sleep. Why, before ObamaCare you could hire twenty people just to check expiration dates in your restaurant – that shit is hard, and without dedicated staff to give labels a cursory glance and throw out outdated material, we’ll likely all be stuffing our faces with expired meat and tainted dairy any day now. No restaurant is safe –- if a TRUMP establishment isn’t immune, you have to expect a thousand years of Obamacare darkness at your local Denny’s and Applebee’s to begin at any moment.
Luckily, the restaurant was able to restore its “A” grade and resume operation within a few hours, so Trump can continue to focus on the Kenyan spotting and calculated pouting that will pave the way for his White House run in 20LOL.
[HuffPo]
{ 245 comments }
If there be a God, Trump's restaurants will go the way of Guy Fieri's in Times Square.
I don't recommend the Donkey Sauce at either establishment.
Gotta love the squid rings, though. Who doesn't love a squid ring?
History's Greatest Monster.
The Times review of Fieri's venture will probably drive more customers there to see if it really is that bad (it probably isn't) than an enthusiastic endorsement would have.
Weeks old veal stock, on the other hand, is not much of a draw.
Oh come on! It's aged veal!
Vealthuselah!
Every fat midwestern tourist in manhattan will go there just to get back at the elitist liberal media. And they will think its the best meal they've ever had because they don't know any better.
Every fat midwestern tourist in manhattan will go there just to get back at the elitist liberal media. And they will think its the best meal they've ever had because they don't know any better.
Why do you hate diarhe…er, Freedom Squirts?
How's the grilled crow in Trumps place?
Trump's also been wearing expired hair for over two decades.
Piss colored cotton candy, named after Trump's coif, is a kids menu favorite at his Vegas restaurant.
I've seen that same "hair" insulating my basement.
Polyisocyanurate LIBEL!
Unlike debt issued by Trumpistan, polyisocyanurate has a high bond strength.
Well played. Also, unlike Trump, it eventually stops foaming!
But I didn't realize he was also serving it as a gourmet treat. With cheese.
You probably deserve food poisoning from eating rancid beans if you spend money in a Trump establishment.
Not only do you deserve it, poor people CANNOT GET the type of food poisoning that you can. Think about the food poisoning that someone like mitt romney could get-rancid unicorn meat, white tiger soup that is 14 days old….
It's true. I'm sure if Romney even drank milk that was on-the-turn he'd end up in the hospital. Weak stomach and such.
The food poisoning; It'll be UGE!
People should get only as much food poisoning as they can afford.
I don't know about deserving food poisoning, but if
a) you ever catch me in Las Vegas
and
b) I'm within a 1000-ft radius of Yoghurt
please shoot me.
Trump serves up the greatest, gassiest meals in the world!
The best Kitchen Nightmares ever.
WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE?????????????
But the Donald is serving lamb chancres not shanks. Still with the mint jelly?
"Fuck off will you please, yeah?" At least he was polite about it. I mean, he did say "please."
I only went to Vegas once, and it seemed like a big horrible shopping mall where you can waste money on gambling and whores and be a big dumb fat ugly american. Is the Trump Hotel and Bacteria Farm a part of something like this? Do they let you actually piss on homeless people there in the restaurant while eating your old expired elitist nouveau rich person food? Hopefully so
Notice the complete lack of the word 'casino' in Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas. Trump can't even open a casino in Vegas. Not sure about the whores, but you can't even waste money on gambling at his big horrible shopping mall. What an idiot.
How unfortunate. Does the TRUMPPLEX at least have bum fights?
Trump has problems opening whores in Vegas too. They have some standards.
Unlike Trump, whores in Vegas take measures to destroy parasites.
Unlike trump, whores in vegas have a union.
What was it Dorothy Parker said about prostitutes and bacteria?
"You can lead a horticulture…."
Money spent on whores is never wasted.
unless that whore is karl rove….
OT: Moombathon
turdblossom is the ultimate GFE–he will tell you anything you want to hear, for a price…oh yeah, sure we're gonna win Ohio, lemme get the Fix in… oh yeah…
it seemed like a big horrible shopping mall where you can waste money on gambling and whores and be a big dumb fat ugly american.
In other words, it's just like Wall Street.
I read a book (and saw a movie based on it) about Las Vegas once, and apparently it's full of fat ugly Americans who morph into lizard people if you stare at them too long.
DR. HUNTER S. THOMPSON
LIBELENCOMIUM!!!The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I eat tainted caviar, 'cause I know I'm goin' to win. Good place for a $1000 wedding, though.
$1000 Wedding
Great punk band name! And why so much?
It's another Gram Parsons song. Music for crying into your beer.
it seemed like a big horrible shopping mall where you can waste money on gambling and whores and be a big dumb fat ugly american.
I've got a crush now.
You haven't been to Las Vegas recently, then, because it is wall to wall Chinese tourists. It's kind of lovely, really, to see Chinese tourists bellowing slowly and patiently in Chinese at people who only speak English or Spanish or Kreyol.
I'm kind of digging the twilight of the Amurrican century. Fortunately I'll probably be dead before we get to the Spain phase of the lost empire cycle.
The only time I was in Vegas was to escort some Chinese business-persons around for the SEMA show. The big cheese got a gucci wallet and said "Oh, yes." A million times to the help, and we ate at Denny's every day. I assumed that the gentlemen would want to go to the strip clubs, but fortunately, the most fluent of them told me he didn't like to ride the bus, he liked having his own personal car (his words). Ironically, I put that one on a Greyhound bus to California to visit relatives-ever seen the greyhound station in Vegas? It looks like a mad max movie.
Bacteria is about the only culture you'll get from any Trump encounter.
Wish I could give you more upfists for that one.
"When I hear the word Trump, I reach for my gun" – Hermann Goring
And he most likely charges extra for it.
He knows he's going to have to pay higher taxes in the future, so he's hoarding food.
The gov'mint is going to come for all of his gold, because instead of keeping his Ameros in commemorative Goldline medallions, he instead decided to store it in giant letters that spell out his name, which he fashioned to the sides of all of his buildings.
Such a classic money-management mistake!
With a special spotlight to make it shine more.
You can never have too many spotlights! Have enough of them, and they practically earn back the money you spend on them!
Only, make sure to use actual halogen bulbs that get so hot you could double as a stove for your rancid food, and none of those namby-pamby CFL bulbs: Real Americans can tell the difference.
Screw that noise. Give me LEDs and lasers. Perhaps even an arc lamp. Filaments are for pussies!
All his money is 'leveraged'. he has a pocket full of debt!
Isn't it about time he traded in the current wife? That can get expensive too.
The current Eastern European Hawt Wife is earning her keep.She's hawking a line of faux-expensive watches on one of the home shopping networks.You, too, can look like someone with an account in the Cayman Islands.
Donald Trumps 15 minutes of fame expired decades ago.
More proof he pays no attention to expiration dates. (see also: hairpiece, roadkill)
I'm surprised that The Donald didn't give that old caviar to the poors. I'm sure he could have gotten a huge tax deduction.
How do you know when caviar is spoiled? Does it taste like marshmallows?
It morphs into tiny belugas?
a
hugeYOOOOGE tax deduction.I'm sure expired caviar was part of the $5 million that Trump was going to donate to charity in exchange for Obama's elementary school report cards, or whatever it was. No wonder he was in such a hurry to get the deal done! He had a walk-in fridge full of caviar past the sell-by date that he needed to unload.
Watch Donald make the bacteria go bankrupt.
In closing, my final argument for retroactive abortions is, was, and always will be Mr. Donald Trump. Thank you. Please tip over the waiter on your way out. I'll be here until I can retire or die, which ever comes first.
Don't try the veal.
You'll notice that I left that out of the Borscht Belt Comedian closer. I'll never try the veal from a restaurant owned by a heel.
"Luckily, the restaurant was able to restore its 'A' grade and resume operation within a few hours…"
WHAT
Yeah, shouldn't they be on some sort of probation for a while? Maybe they could make sure they keep things clean for at least a week or something.
Seriously–there was a place here that lost its 'A' grade, and it was shut for a week.
(throwing up in my mouth a little…)
Is that how long it takes to bribe a health inspector? I suppose it takes longer when they go for hookers instead of cash.
Considering that caviar should be consumed within 3 -4 days, 6 months might be considered pushing it a wee bit.
pesant
At 6 months you don't have to push caviar, it can walk out on its own power
Wake me when the inspectors uncover a method for "safely thawing" Trump's sense of humor~
That would explain Trump's updated menu:
"Thanks to Obamacare, I have nothing but rancid food to feed my customers. Please deduct the cost of food poisoning from your server's tip."
Your explosive diarrhea will be hyoooooj! The biggest you've evah seen!
…one time I walked into a gas station restroom and saw shyt on the ceiling, now I know what happened!
i would pay many ameros to watch gordon ramsay scream at trump about food safety.
Jamie Oliver or GTFO.
Damn, and All I have is my Walmart scrip to spend.
Trump's reaction: "I'd like to congratulate the Southern Nevada Health District on having the brains to visit such a classy restaurant as the DJT. They are very lucky to have visited my classy place and I know how proud they are to have been here. They will never forget the experience as long as they live because of all the class."
Trump / Mold Spores 2016!!
You never want the VP on the ticket to have a better personality than you. Political suicide.
Fine, Mold Spores/Palin.
Very astute.
Technically, I think the candidates for president and vice president have to be two different people.
If those commie unions had not shut down the Twinkie factory the Don could have his Mezicans rip open a few packs, wipe the place down and zip zap through the magic of Twinkie preservatives everything would be jake again.
Yahoo says Hostess is negotiating- maybe if the employees work for a box of twinkies or something
Absolutely. Biblical science has shown that Twinkies have a way of shutting that whole bacteria thing down.
It was all part of giving people the Full Donald experience: feeling bloated and gassy while randomly spewing shit.
Maybe spend less time on birth certificate watermarks, and more on expiration dates for the food.
Luckily, the restaurant was able to restore its “A” grade and resume operation within a few hours
They just wiped down the microwave and changed the name to "Olive Garden".
Hey, my jerkwater burg just got an Olive Garden, well, yesterday. I'll not have you mock the sensibilities of those who wouldn't know anyway…
Is food poisoning another one of Trump's huge surprises?
Spend the $5M you were gonna donate on cleaning up you own best-before-date messes Trump.
Imagine the tourists from Oklahoma, wearing their ankle socks and fanny packs, when the inspectors shut it down mid-meal.
On the Sabbeth.
I like fanny packs.
I think you're sweet.
I'm not surprised; Trump was already an anti-vaxer, and with the right-wing's war on climate science, evolution and geology, it kinda makes sense that the next thing they'd go after would be the Germ Theory of Disease (it's JUST A THEORY!!!1)
He's just doing his anti-vaxer part, exposing any kids in his restaurant to diseases so they can build up antibodies without needing to be vaccinated. It's just a profiteering version of a measles party.
Which is really weird because, well, I've met Trump. He refuses to shake hands with anyone and has a flunky carry around a bottle of hand-santizer at all times. Whenever he touches anything, he wipes his hands down.
One of the most bizarre things I've ever seen. Also, he never drinks, and I almost told my boss to never trust anyone who doesn't even toast with a glass of wine until I remembered he doesn't drink either.
Something about NY real estate does that. Neither Helmsley drank, either, if I recall.
WHERE in the BIBLE does JEESUS say rancid caviar make you sick?1! TEACH the CONTROVERSY!
Uh, actually wasn't the part in the Bible about not eating shellfish (yes I know caviar are not shellfish) really a health proscription?
What are you, a MUSLIN KENYAN?! Trump is CLASSY and so is his rancid CAVIAR!1!
But yes, health concerns due to lack of refrigeration were the real reason behind no shellfish.
Well, then the Bible does say that rancid caviar will make you sick. :)
Rancid caviar makes you sick because it's unclean, NOT because of any so-called germs! Really, we're supposed to believe there are tiny living things when they're so small we can't even see them? Stupid scientists think we're so foolish to believe something exists when they've never seen them with their naked eye! No it's because of the anger of god and the angels!
How many bacteria can dance on the head of a pin?
In Trump's case, it's more like how many can dance on a pin head.
Exactly!
Or perhaps…
Or maybe it's…
Remember, I'm not a physician, man, and I can tell you what Aristotle said, and I can tell you what books on Dianetics say, but that's really a debate for philosophers to have. And whether disease is caused by demonic possession, or by misaligned humors, or a dysfunctional body thetan, we'll never know; it's one of the great mysteries.
It's no surprise from a guy who's been wearing a dead thing on his head for decades.
When the local food bank turns down your leftovers, you know there's a problem.
that actually happened here with a Walmart donation. just sayin'
That bacteria is just jealous and ugly, and possibly a lesbian.
Yeah, I saw a couple of them wearing flannel shirts and riding home on a motorcycle.
I hope no droppings from that thing on Trump's head fell into the Socialist burgers.
Perhaps, because of Obamacare, Trump was just trying to grow his own Penicillin.
Trump is a rent a name, like Twinkies, and about as nourishing. Anyone who get's taken in by Trump's name on cheaply built overpriced condo's, bad ties made by slaves, roach infested casinos and now unsanitary steak houses, deserve what they get.
Inspectors found no measures to destroy parasites
Well, of course not–The Donald isn't suicidal, you know.
Professional courtesy.
Classy caviar comes with e coli.
Yeah, but if you look under a microscope, the little e coli are wearing tiny top hats and monocles, and their flagella have one pinky up.
It is all starting to make sense. A strange species of space bacteria descends upon the Earth. For millions of years, it lies dormant, waiting for the right host to come along. Then, one day, it finds a host with so little brain matter, it can fill his entire head. The bacteria takes off in its new habitat, living so well that it starts to send tendrils through the skull, looking for more empty heads to grow in….,
But, that is too slow. How can it spread itself quicker? Use the host to open up a bad restaurant where foolish people will eat whatever you put out in front of them, just because the host has been on television. As long as the living conditions in the kitchen are kept just right, nothing can stop it.
If you can find a better explanation of Trump or Guy Fieri, I would like to hear it.
You're going to ruin the plan.
I still remember leaving the movie theatre and going across the road to the shopping mall, and looking around at the all the pod people.
Damn, that would make an excellent plot for a Stephen King horror novel.
Get me Michael Crichton and someone alert the Wildfire team, stat!
Well, you'll have to dig him up first…
Hasn't stopped Breitbart yet.
Applying Occam's hair-clippers, I'd say in-breeding is a likelier explanation. But hey, man, I'm not a scientist.
Urp.
That didn't taste right.
BRILLIANT snark. Bloody fuckin' brilliant.
Garçon! Yes, I'll start with the oysters rockefeller et staph, followed by the salad coli niçoise, a bottle of your '03 Chateau Latour Martillac Bordeaux, and for the main course, your trumproast à la donalde, well-done, and for dessert, the listeria-infused cheescake, with the salmonella topping.
*yells over shoulder to kitchen*
One Tuesday Special!
Hmmm. Some good eatin' right there.
Can I interest Monsieur in an after dinner mint?
Fuck off, I'm full.
But Monsieur, it 's just a wafer thin mint…
Would you like a side of flies with that?
"And bring some shit for my fly" http://www.myspace.com/bkliban/photos/186753#%7B%…
I thought the old saying was, "You get what you pay for". Donny, apparently, hasn't that opinion when it comes to cuisine. Or, he just like his caviar and duck…aged?
How does a restaurant get its "A" rating back in mere hours? Flush twice?
Flush, yes…with cash!
old caviar and yogurt
And to think a sturgeon died giving birth for this.
Trump?
Thats an insult to a throwback prehistoric fish.
Another shitty restaurant run by an obnoxious vulgarian is shitty, who would have thought?
."..reaching the level of MASTER BIRTHER".
I studied baiting.
Trump has progressed from demanding birf certificates to creating barf certificates.
It's not the 99% Lactobacillus, but the 1% Trumpylococus that'll kill you.
Trump now has 2 regulators he's gonna close down on Day One of his presidency: 1.) That pesky Nevada Gaming Commission for snooping around the crap tables, and 2.) That pesky Nevada Health Commission for snooping around the tables of crap.
How about a pesky bankruptcy judge asking question on how Donald did this.
Waiter, there's orange hair in my soup.
Love the Scooby Doo reference. Appropriate, too, since Trump's establishments serve glorified dog food.
Is this even a question? Of course I'd go to Guy Fieri's place before Donald Trump's. Just think about it. It's Donald Trump. You get your steak with a side of wingnuts, and those don't exactly go through the system very well.
Regulations and laws to protect the consumer. Who can explain them?
Well regulating to protect the public, what do you mean, screw em just get their money.
The expiration dates come and they go. Nobody can explain it.
Well, you see, when a president loves his FDA very much…
Trump should get into a business that better suits him like trash hauling, professional clown or village idiot.
Wouldn't it be awkward when he's too lazy to haul himself to the dump and just ends up in his neighbor's pool?
Wait. Isn't he paid to be that now with his "reality" TV show?
Salt. You can preserve just about everything with enough salt.
This is the secret Trump bankrupt a casino business plan. How can you expect those outside of his rarefied position to understand it.
"How can you expect those outside of his rarefied position to understand it."
I don't even understand how you can post a comment with the c-word in it without incurring the wrath of the banhammer, much less rarefied stuff.
I live down on the poor side of The Strip (i.e. anywhere in Vegas but The Strip). Trump Tower is one God-fugly, 80's-looking P.O.S. with all the gold-plating and cheesiness you'd expect. Why am I not surprised by all of this?
That's a clown building, bro.
I don't know. The west, northwest and southwest sides are pretty nice. You go anywhere north or east of the Strip and it goes from "shitty" all the way up to "decent".
It's tacky, but still better than the Excalibur.
Expired caviar? Darling, how gauche!
Wow put Trump and b@nk rupt in the same sentence and approval is needed.
Were you put in moderation? Because I am getting fucked over home-made medicine jokes.
I didn't get any messages telling me I am in moderation. Although, occasionally I have been known to push the envelope until it breaks into confetti.
A Trump prison sentence would probably be o.k., and to read about a long one for him would be far better than o.k.
Why is my comment being deleted by the administrator????? While I had no profanity ( when did that ever matter), I didn't know that homeopathy & medical humor was verboten.
Can someone help?
Bwahaahahahahaahaa! Stupid Donald Trump, what an idiot.
Is there a PeopleOfTrumpRestaurants website? I would love to see who's ordering caviar there. (Apparently, not very often.)
IM IN YER BLACK BEAN CHILI PUTTIN CURSES ON YER CILANTROS
Just how long have you been there?
This comment still makes far more sense than anything Donald Trump has ever said.
Those aren't black beans…
Sounds like the type of place Libertarians should be required to eat at! It's the restaurant equivalent of Somalia.
The new republican paradise: Salmonalia.
Sounds like the type of place Libertarians should be required to eat at! It's the restaurant equivalent of Somalia.
I annoyed one a few years back with my suggestion of the "It's Probably ____" line of fine pharmaceutical products. "It's Probably Your Heart Pills", etc.
Short-fingered vulgarian.
Still applies, still funny after all these years.
Heck, this picture is good for this post, too.
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/50279
~
That's just sad.
Coming soon: Trump Petri Dish!
This is just going to make him shouty.
Yelp it! http://www.yelp.com/biz/trump-international-hotel…
There, I posted something. I wish I had more time to be scathing. Hopefully you can do better.
You got in all the fine points!
I love the pretentious douche that wrote the first review, for example:
"Don't get me started on tipping which is just a way to degrade the working class to the status of plebs but I digress."
Piped in perfume in the lobby? Crosses Trump International off places to visit
It is intended to camouflage the smell of mold and bacteria.
They sent inspectors into the kitchen … and you won't believe what they found!
Jimmy Hoffa?
Trump's pizza oven: you're wood-fired!
Junior, your proofreader just called. She wants to know if "quaff" should have been "quiff" or "queef". She says either would work.
It was my brief stint working in a kitchen many years ago that taught me how to turn down the gain on my personal cleanliness anxieties.
I hope the hobo beans are fresh, because that is all I could afford at the Trump Palace O' Grub.
So it's a simple medical term that's getting me deleted by the admin. Tisk, tisk.
I-n-t-e-r-t-r-i-g-o
In Donald's defense, the caviar & yogurt melange was a simple h-o-m-e-o-p-a-t-h-i-c cure for his m-o-o-b i-n-t-e-r-t-r-i-g-o.
Add that to your automated dictionary, administrators.
It's the t-r-i-g
Oh, darling supportive Bobert, it is apparently FUCKING everything.
Completely OT-as of today, I'm single for the first time in 18 years. Not sure if I'm happy, sad or indifferent. On that note, where the hell are the Wonkette Personals?
learn to love living alone and you will have to fight off the babes. true!
Awwww. Moses, I hope this works out OK for you.
You're probably a little of all three at once. Hang in there.
{obligatory picture of kitten hanging on a tree branch}
Sorry, the Personal pages got stuck together and had to be destroyed, also.
Heh.
Dude(ette), I feel your pain.
Went right from a boyfriend to a husband, then to being single for the first time since I was 20. The first night alone in the new apartment was… a bit challenging.
Also, there's nothing quite like competing with folks half your age for dates as well as jobs.
Luckily for me, I like to read, so an evening spent with a good book (or even a halfway decent one) is better than an evening spent with company that makes you wish for a cyanide pill; one of many advantages to being a nerd.
*shrug*
Try to think of it as an adventure.
Your p's are well deserved, tessiee.
As you get older, you begin each day by thinking "Ah, the adventure begins", then you do a mental checklist / inventory before getting out of bed to find what parts are not going to work very well or will hurt when you start to move them.
Still, considering the alternative, every day above ground is a good day.
When I'm happy, sad or indifferent, my go to guy is Louis Jordan.
Here in 1966 [!!!!] on "The !!!! Beat", performing the tearful, sad, melancholy, wistful, sighing ….
'Ram-Bunk-Shush'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v8HqcyCsDU&fe…
Early in the morning, and I ain't got nothin' but the blues.
In most things, taking it one day at a time seems to work the best. If you are a female, the Ben and Jerry's and chocolate only goes so far. Seek out the things that give you pleasure or used to give you pleasure but you forgot. Slowly rebuild. Peace be with you on your journey.
It's Chunky Monkey or die, with votes of course.
Dating sucks ass. It was so much easier when you're young and stupid and have an excuse for being so young and fucking stupid. Now, it's just meeeeeh.
Oh, it's the steakhouse. I saw the headline and was worried it might be the fine Italian ristorante Ecoli! I'm sure that place is still OK.
Bravo from GB.
The small government wingnutz won't be satisfied until we are all projectile vomiting and shedding our rotten intestinal lining every time we eat.
I'm eating a salad right now. Hope I don't die.
If that ol' boy had axed Memaw, she'd'a done tole him the onliest time to eat deer is durin' deer season. Do NOT eat the deer you done hit with your truck; even iffen it looks OK, it ain't.
speaking of birthers, huffpo shows me that orly taitz has got quite fat.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is a hell of a way to go through life. She'd been staving off the trifecta until now!
Oh no, I might be Orly Taitz!
Does this mean that she is no longer "hotter, wetter, tighter…"?
Hmmm And here I was thinking that Donald Trump was a virus.
BTW, Vegas food inspectors do not play. You have that many buffets in a city, and you sure as hell don't want the bad press of a mass poisoning in your hotel-casino.
Inspectors found no measures to destroy parasites, now, who are they talking about, hint, hint?
If the health violations are legitimate, the health inspectors have a way of shutting the whole thing down.
Flourishing bacterial growth? Trump didn't earn the title: "Amoeba Dick the Bug-Fucker" for nothing.
Totally OT, but Michigan is getting gay married, y'all! Bring the Faygo and Better Maid. In MSU's annual State of the State Poll, same-sex marriage is now supported by 56% of voters and opposed by 39%.
It's Vernors or Die, dammit. Well, o.k., maybe Old Fashioned Root Beer if you can sing "♪ Which way did he go, which way did he go ♪ …", or Rock & Rye if you're desperate….
Michigan is going to marry Ohio?
Like hell we are. We're getting married to Ontario, since Canada is America's gay brother, after all.
Donald Trump is SO dumb…
[How dumb is he?]
He lost money running a topless car wash.
Well, you know, OK. I haven't been spending enough personal time with my asshole anyway.
OT: Why is Soledad O'Brien interviewing Jeb Bush, Jr? And why did Jeb the Lesser just describe America's X factor as "America's secret sauce?" Bless their hearts. The Bush family is like a science experiment gone horribly wrong.
I had wine from 20LOL. It was a very good year.
When do we get to see Gordon Ramsay throwing up in Trump's kitchen?
I thought "moldy yogurt" referred to a Trump orgasm.
"Nice retort," he said to the chemist.
Laboratory Libel, me thinks
Comments on this entry are closed.