WHAT COULD GO WRONG?  2:40 pm November 19, 2012

Sad Bachmannite Party Clown Bradlee Dean Invites Children To Commit Arson, For Freedom

by Wonkette Jr.

Make sure to use your 20-year-old promo fotos forever!
Wonkette fan favorite Bradlee Dean is back at it with his tireless campaign to save the youths. Why do we need Michele Bachmann BFF Bradlee Dean more than ever? Because freedom needs brush fires, duh:

Need for the Program: It is ever more urgent to use the internet to get our message out, since this is where people hang out, especially the young. Think of how many people we can reach! It does not take an overwhelming majority to reform society. It only takes an irate tireless minority setting brush fires of freedom everywhere!

Yes, the walking talking drumming preaching hairweave is here to start his very own children’s crusade. We know all young Wonketeers will be rushing to join up, so let’s look at the requirements to enlist, shall we?

What Are the Qualifications? You must be a practicing Christian, at least 13 years old, have a Facebook page, and be able to help You Can Run, International on a volunteer basis, from wherever you can get an internet connection. You must have a minimum computer know-how, such as how to copy and paste a “URL,” or website address, into a Facebook post

Yr Wonkette Jr. has the facebooks and, despite being youthful, is indeed at least 13 years old. Signing up now! Join me, won’t you? Once we’ve enlisted, we get to “make Facebook posts and put in links from other websites” with a goal of getting “hundreds, or thousands of posts per month.”

So basically you will save freedom by spamming your Facebook friends with Bible verses and becoming, at a very young age, that weird uncle who sends emails that have been forwarded approximately eleventy-hundred times. Sounds super fun!

Perhaps Mr. Dean can also use his army of children to fundraise for his legal debts to well-known homosexual agitator Rachel Maddow. Hahahaha. Who are we kidding? Bradlee Dean has no intention of paying anything because the judge is biased and loves teh geyz more than Bradlee Dean:

The affidavit also includes some remarks from Dean himself, including this: “It became clear to me that the judge, Joan Zeldon, harbored an extra-judicial bias and prejudice against me and YCR stemming from our conservative Christian advocacy against the so-called gay and lesbian political agenda, which is based in part on teaching young children in public and private schools that homosexuality is ‘normal’ societal behavior. …

Young Wonketeers, if you’re not yet ready to join up with Bradleeeeee, consider instead joining yr Wonkette Jr. in the new Wonk Social Media Slaves Extravaganza! No bottom age limit here, so enroll your children in this opportunity of a lifetime! Tons of facebooking for no monies and no awards but hey, IRATE MINORITY BRUSH FIRES OF FREEDOM.

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actor212 November 19, 2012 at 2:42 pm

Can we start with his hair?

Oh. Wait…

Tommy1733 November 19, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Give him a Romney-trim.

Callyson November 19, 2012 at 2:52 pm

I'll settle for starting with the purple WTF thing he is holding in that photo. My eyes still hurt…

therealtinlizzy November 19, 2012 at 3:01 pm

no – can we start with his name? cuz wtf man. WWJD? Not name his kid Bradleeeeeeeeeee.

OzoneTom November 19, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Did he already blow through that $50 million he was going to collect in his lawsuit against Rachel Maddow?

nounverb911 November 19, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Is Bradlee Dean is Marcus's new boyfriend? Won't Miss Lindsey be jealous?

Come here a minute November 19, 2012 at 2:49 pm

New?

Pookums November 19, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Good christ. Just when I think I've got it bad living with some of the knuckleheads here in Wisconsin, our friends in Minnesota turn the crazyknob to motherfucking 11.

Terry November 19, 2012 at 3:27 pm

I have a theory that it gets so frickin cold up there in the winter that they're all stuck indoors too much and go batshit crazy.

EatsBabyDingos November 19, 2012 at 2:45 pm

I'll trade Bradlee Dean for one Bradley Manning and throw in four used Lou Sarahs and a sack of dandelion seeds. Fair trade?

Weedlord BonerHitler November 19, 2012 at 3:39 pm

This sounds like another of those "my mother has fruit flies" lines.

Nothingisamiss November 19, 2012 at 7:31 pm

Fair trade, but I bet he's not organically grown.

Jus_Wonderin November 19, 2012 at 2:46 pm

Is that his finger or a pink wand?

Pookums November 19, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Stop making fun of Marcus Bachman's manhood.

Jus_Wonderin November 19, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Seems too (can I use the word?) erect…for MB.

starfanglednut November 19, 2012 at 3:24 pm

AOTK

Weedlord BonerHitler November 19, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Hey, J_W. I kinda figured it was his dick, but it probly ain't that big, is it?

malsperanza November 19, 2012 at 4:16 pm

It is his sonic screwdriver. He points it at a 13 year old Christian youth and shouts "Expecto Pederastum!" and then

Come here a minute November 19, 2012 at 2:46 pm

Wow just like Moses brush fire! Moses would click "like" on just about anything.

CapeClod November 19, 2012 at 2:50 pm

He also posts what he had for lunch everyday. That guy is so annoying.

starfanglednut November 19, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Yeah. Red Sea this, burning bush that. Guy never shuts up.

Weedlord BonerHitler November 19, 2012 at 3:41 pm

You'd post about it too, if you'd just had a burning bush.

starfanglednut November 19, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Oh, but I have. Crab shampoo took care of it though.

snowpointsecret November 19, 2012 at 2:46 pm

Wait, I thought the liberals were the ones with indoctrination mills?

BadKitty904 November 19, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Apparently Paedobear is a neo-con?

Weedlord BonerHitler November 19, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Ooh, a young'un who can spell!

MissTaken November 19, 2012 at 2:46 pm

You must have a minimum computer know-how, such as how to copy and paste a “URL,” or website address, into a Facebook post

What's a Facebook? I guess I'm not qualified.

LibertyLover November 19, 2012 at 2:47 pm

"It is ever more urgent to use the internet to get our message out, since this is where people hang out, especially the young. Think of how many people we can reach!"

If only you guys would post it to you Facebook Pages! But NO! You're NOT gonna do it, are you? If not, you should just Get off the Freakin' Internet! I do all of this work for you, teaching myself to use a computer for a year and all….

DCBloom November 19, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Needs moar gin and cigarettes

Weedlord BonerHitler November 19, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Also, too, teh Swearz.

actor212 November 19, 2012 at 2:47 pm

IRATE MINORITY BRUSH FIRES OF FREEDOM

I am so naming my steampunk world music band that….

skoalrebel November 19, 2012 at 2:54 pm

We burned a minority once. [spit] He was pretty irate about it, too. But it was for freedom. [spit] So, yeah.

actor212 November 19, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Yes, but was it a brush fire or bush fire?

Callyson November 19, 2012 at 2:54 pm

I read that as "IRATE MINORITY BUSH FIRES OF FREEDOM" and thought it would be a great title for a porno…

Weedlord BonerHitler November 19, 2012 at 3:44 pm

I gotta stop hangin' round these heah po-lit-tickle sites. I read it as "Irate Minority, Bush Fires Freedom."

weejee November 19, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Do you have your guitars as of yet actor?

actor212 November 19, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Needs moar coal-engines.

sullivanst November 19, 2012 at 3:10 pm

The strat-shaped one (on the left) looks pretty close to being a Trussart, except that he normally does tele-shaped.

bobbert November 19, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Ha! Remade git-fiddles.

Weedlord BonerHitler November 19, 2012 at 3:43 pm

tl;dr

MaxNeanderthal November 19, 2012 at 4:30 pm

I rate freedom fry's bush? I fry freedom's bush? A minor's bush is a rat's free dormitry?

EatsBabyDingos November 19, 2012 at 2:47 pm

I bet the hair is glued into the asshat he's wearing. This makes it easy for him to get into his superhero costume as Joe the Plumber.

snowpointsecret November 19, 2012 at 2:47 pm

It does not take an overwhelming majority to reform society. It only takes an irate tireless minority setting brush fires of freedom everywhere!

I'm not sure that's what they call it in Colorado…

ManchuCandidate November 19, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Given a choice between Xtian or Dick Pills and "Lovely Russian Women who Want to MARRY YOU!" spam, I'd rather have the mail order bride and dick pill spam.

Stevola November 20, 2012 at 1:18 am

Somehow, they go together…

CapeClod November 19, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Wow! Using the internet and Facebook to spread your message! Why hasn't anyone thought of that before?

T3rbo November 19, 2012 at 3:02 pm

and the facebook page is down…

malsperanza November 19, 2012 at 4:05 pm

I hear the Romney folks are looking into that for 2016.

bobbert November 19, 2012 at 4:43 pm

It's a Festivus miracle! Oh, wait..

actor212 November 19, 2012 at 2:47 pm

You know how you used to fall asleep cramming for finals at the kitchen table?

Beowoof November 19, 2012 at 2:53 pm

I facebooked on Accounting Theory more than once.

CthuNHu November 19, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Bradlee Dean is a genius. Never before has anyone conceived of using the internet in this extraordinarily innovative way. His irate minority will surely convert the huddled ignorant masses with their ceaseless proselytizing. Possibly at some stage they will expand the operation to include blimps.

SorosBot November 19, 2012 at 2:48 pm

So this douche is trolling for 13-year-olds on Facebook? Figures.

BadKitty904 November 19, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Precisely my thought. This is NOT going to end well.

Weedlord BonerHitler November 19, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Oh, you just *know* there's gonna be kiddie porn on his computer surfacing in 5 … 4 … 3 … in between loud cries of "I done bin hacked by them evil, Satan-loving, Jesus-hating LIBRULZ." You just *know* it.

mull_man November 19, 2012 at 5:50 pm

No bottom age limit here

Proof of pederasty

MissTaken November 19, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Joan Zeldon, harbored an extra-judicial bias

Judges makin' judgements is extra double plus bad.

Lionel[redacted]Esq November 19, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Good to know that Conservatives plan to remain divorced from reality for at least another four more years.

skoalrebel November 19, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Damn straight! [spit!] I hang out on the internet, and I can tell you that it's the best way to get the message out, yo! [spit] Without YouTube, my life would have been a pointless drunken slobber-sodden wreck. [spit] But my internet presence has made me the success I am today. Thank You, Jesus, for inventing the internet and giving it to your followers!

Mumbletypeg November 19, 2012 at 3:02 pm

When I give thanks this year and every year for the wonkettz, without which my life would be something approaching a pointless, drunken slobber-sodden wreck, I inevitably mention you SkoalRebel along with Aunt Wonkette's cranberry business as stars in this snark-site's crown~

HistoriCat November 19, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Oh damn – that reminds, I need to get to the liquor store.

Weedlord BonerHitler November 19, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Somewhere on teh InterNetz I discovered a rumour that a certain HistoriKitten is beginning school? My sympathies to the little one, and a kitten-cat-filled TG to you.

HistoriCat November 19, 2012 at 5:18 pm

OK, who told??

The little one is enjoying Kindergarten so far (although she has already mastered the nuances of "it's not fair" that she has to go to school when her younger brother gets to stay home) – she's made friends even! I am starting to feel very old.

Weedlord BonerHitler November 19, 2012 at 4:33 pm

(Hugs you) Happy TG, Mumblety! And alla youse miscreants, too!

Weedlord BonerHitler November 19, 2012 at 4:32 pm

That spelling was way too good to pass muster, young man.

snowpointsecret November 19, 2012 at 2:49 pm

As probably the youngest here, I want it to be known that I don't qualify for this anyway.

…No seriously, I don't have a Facebook because I can't think of anything I'd honestly do with one. I figure nobody cares about me having scrambled eggs for breakfast or the like.

Lack of Christianity, also, too.

BadKitty904 November 19, 2012 at 3:12 pm

As one of the youngers (23 yrs old), I'm with you, Snow. I don't have an FB account and never will, mostly because a.) I see most everyone I know every week (small town); b.) when I brush my teeth, etc., is nobody's damned bidness…

Benghazi! Also, too.

HistoriCat November 19, 2012 at 4:21 pm

Facebook is just how we keep up with our out of town relatives and high school acquaintances without the bother of personal contact. You damn kids need to stop with the texting and the sexting and who knows what.

And get off my lawn!

FeloniousMonk November 19, 2012 at 7:48 pm

Of course people need to know if you have scrambled eggs! How else are they going to scold you if they weren't from free-range hens, or you didn't use a bain-marie?

Lizzietish81 November 19, 2012 at 2:49 pm

He reminds me of a magazine cover I saw years ago saying about the new Christian Rock Youth with a bunch of young, fresh white kids, one of whom was throwing up the devil horns.

Callyson November 19, 2012 at 2:50 pm

It does not take an overwhelming majority to reform society. It only takes an irate tireless minority setting brush fires of freedom everywhere!

Meh, Margaret Mead said it earlier and better.

Wadisay November 19, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Still, this is better than Haley Barbour's proctological exams of freedom.

malsperanza November 19, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Nah, nothing beats the GOP giving themselves a thorough ass-fucking, for hygienic purposes.

MUHAMMED_PBUH November 19, 2012 at 2:51 pm

"'I've often seen a cat without a grin,' thought Alice: 'but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!'”

snowpointsecret November 19, 2012 at 2:52 pm

The Penn State is strong in this one.

PhilippePetain November 19, 2012 at 2:53 pm

Well, if you're not burnin' up the charts…

Beowoof November 19, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Burning this guys instruments would be a good place to start.

Crank_Tango November 19, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Axl Rose sure has fallen apart, huh.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 19, 2012 at 2:54 pm

To be fair, if the internet actually needed more right-wing idiocy, Bradlee Dean would be just the man for the job.

SmutBoffin November 19, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Is he dating that crazee Election 2012 lady, maybe?

LEARN TO USE THE FUCKING INTERNET

SnarkOff November 19, 2012 at 2:58 pm

…you namby-pamby pussies.

Weedlord BonerHitler November 19, 2012 at 5:29 pm

I say that to everybody now.

OK, everybody who is still *speaking* to me.

gullywompr November 19, 2012 at 2:56 pm

So, how does if feel to be the new irate tireless minority? Not so great, is it?

Lizzietish81 November 19, 2012 at 2:57 pm

So, if I understand this correctly…this brain trust thinks that America can be "saved" by a bunch of teenagers spamming facebook with their mad copy and paste skills?

T3rbo November 19, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Uh, yeah. Satan hates it when you repost pictures of jesus on facebook for your friends to sneer at/ignore. Hates it.

PsycWench November 19, 2012 at 4:09 pm

"Click" if you hate Satan. Keep scrolling if you think Satan is cool.

Weedlord BonerHitler November 19, 2012 at 5:30 pm

Actually, these days, it's "Favorite if you hate Satan. RT if you LOVE him."

More polarized, you unnerstand.

Goonemeritus November 19, 2012 at 2:57 pm

I am over thirteen but I am an out of practice Christen with no Facebook account, can I still set fires?

T3rbo November 19, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Yes, because freedom.

T3rbo November 19, 2012 at 2:59 pm

How would this guy know if I were a practicing Christian or not? Oh, right: brushfires of freedom
Edit: also, because the angels all have laptops and can totally see you

sullivanst November 19, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Special levitating laptops, apparently.

asterixaverni November 19, 2012 at 2:59 pm

When I was 13 I committed arson for Free! And Anarchy! And the bong lit up some dried leaves… but still, didn't need no dadgum intarwebs for arson.

Fucking stupid kids.

sullivanst November 19, 2012 at 3:01 pm

It was only a matter of time before the RWNJ agenda collapsed into simply "burn the motherfucker down".

cousinitt November 19, 2012 at 3:02 pm

"Now Gideon had seventy sons, his own offspring, for he had many wives. His concubine who was in Shechem also bore him a son, and he named him Abimelech." Now there's a role model. Damn, what is with all these xtianists with wanting all these wimmins?

Abi would go on to murder all his bros save one. Anger management was not his forte. Thus far, compared to Gideon's bastard son, this Bradlee dude is just a piker. His parents wouldn't be named Brad and Lee, would they? Disturbed minds want to know.

Abernathy November 19, 2012 at 3:04 pm

"Tons of facebooking for no monies"

At those rates, I can't afford not to

Detesticle November 19, 2012 at 3:04 pm

"The rube, the rube, the rube is on fire — we don't need no water, let the Republicans burn. Burn, motherfuckers, burn."

Blueb4sinrise November 19, 2012 at 3:04 pm

I think that LouSarah will sign-up.

snowpointsecret November 19, 2012 at 3:04 pm

“It became clear to me that the judge, Joan Zeldon, harbored an extra-judicial bias and prejudice against me and YCR stemming from our conservative Christian advocacy against the so-called gay and lesbian political agenda, which is based in part on teaching young children in public and private schools that homosexuality is ‘normal’ societal behavior."

An extra-judicial bias for giving people who have a physical attraction to the same gender that they were born with equal rights to straight couples? Man, if that's what bias counts as now I want more of it.

SayItWithWookies November 19, 2012 at 3:06 pm

What Are the Qualifications? You must be a practicing Christian, at least 13 years old, have a Facebook page, and be able to help You Can Run, International on a volunteer basis, from wherever you can get an internet connection.

And you must also be willing to travel to Canada to be in movie or two.

sundaytrucker November 19, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Dammit…beat me to it.

EatsBabyDingos November 19, 2012 at 3:06 pm

One of a set of triplets, Bradlee was less well known than his handsomer brothers, Ugglee and Homelee.

Joshua Norton November 19, 2012 at 3:08 pm

You must be a practicing Christian

I've seen their types of so-called "Christians" and they need all the practice they can get since they're really not any good at it.

rickmaci November 19, 2012 at 3:36 pm

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." Gandhi

YouBetcha November 19, 2012 at 3:09 pm

These gosh darned kids and their newfangled technologies. What is this "Internet" of which you speak? It sounds satanic. I will pray for you.

SorosBot November 19, 2012 at 3:20 pm

It's a series of tubes.

PopeEdgardo November 19, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Tubes for rubes.

Defeatably_Joe November 19, 2012 at 3:09 pm

What Are the Qualifications? You must be a practicing Christian, at least 13 years old, have a Facebook page, and be able to help You Can Run, International on a volunteer basis, from wherever you can get an internet connection. You must have a minimum computer know-how, such as how to copy and paste a “URL,” or website address, into a Facebook post

Reblogging, for Jebus.

Negropolis November 20, 2012 at 2:00 am

Don't retreat; reblog!

Goonemeritus November 19, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Is it just me or has David Cassidy career taken kind of a dark turn.

DahBoner November 19, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Onward Christian Mullets!

Terry November 19, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Pious in the front, a party in the back

keepwalkin November 19, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Why is he pointing a purple Aneros at me?

jodyleek November 19, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Ya know who else recruited a bunch of youth for his movement?

Joshua Norton November 19, 2012 at 3:14 pm

The pope?

snowpointsecret November 19, 2012 at 3:15 pm

Joe Paterno?

T3rbo November 19, 2012 at 3:17 pm

are we talking about pooping?

SorosBot November 19, 2012 at 3:19 pm

The Ayatollah Khomeini?

Lizzietish81 November 19, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Willie Wonka?

Fare la Volpe November 19, 2012 at 3:21 pm

H. R. Pufnstuf?

CthuNHu November 19, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Michael Jackson?

BadKitty904 November 19, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Captain Kangaroo?

gullywompr November 19, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Lisa Biron?

wondering where i am November 19, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Barry Bamz! That is why we are hearing about all of this youth outreach from the Republicans. See, there was this little thing called an election, and some dewy eyed youth stopped checking their Facebook pages long enough to vote! Because they got free stuff, like, um, stickers.

HistoriCat November 19, 2012 at 4:34 pm
therealtinlizzy November 19, 2012 at 3:13 pm

My take away is that the possible ends-of-the-line for the hard-rockin rock-out-with-your-cock-out types are limited primarily to a) Axl Rose or b) Bradlee Dean. Choose your choice.

Eve8Apples November 19, 2012 at 3:15 pm

"It only takes an irate tireless minority setting brush fires of freedom everywhere!"

Can we call this political movement "Arson for Assholes?"

T3rbo November 19, 2012 at 3:15 pm

The Bradlee Dean sons of liberty talk show, though, is pretty good:
Obama was mysteriously re-elected (hahahahah)
Obama's middle name is HUSSEIN
Hitler, Stalin, etc., gun control
No talk about freedom fires yet…

(I won't embed the link, the show is garbage and bullshit) http://www.gcnlive.com/mediaPlayers/odPlayer.php?…

Oblios_Cap November 19, 2012 at 3:17 pm

So basically you will save freedom by spamming your Facebook friends with Bible verses

My idiot stepson does that now. He's on the dole, too. I only go on the FaceBooks once every couple of months anymore.

Joshua Norton November 19, 2012 at 3:17 pm

stemming from our conservative Christian advocacy

Ever notice how you can replace the word "Christian" with the word "bigot" in anything they say and not change the meaning one bit?

Chet Kincaid_ November 19, 2012 at 3:17 pm

With just a few brushfires, our nation can be turned into a raging conflagration of flaming righteous destruction, ruled over by He who fell to earth from Heaven!! Oh wait.

T3rbo November 19, 2012 at 3:19 pm

yeah, waterguns full of freedom holywater or something else makes more sense? Burning crosses?

bobbert November 19, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Luci in the Sky.

Negropolis November 20, 2012 at 2:02 am

With whorediamonds.

MLHencken November 19, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Looks like we broke his Facebook page already.

Scratch that. You have to be a special friend to view their stupidity.

CrunchyKnee November 19, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Yep, because everyone knows that the kids identify with a balding douchebag with a perv stocking cap who plays christian "rock."

southernboyman November 19, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Faceprick for this douche…

Chet Kincaid_ November 19, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Is Facebook MySpace yet?

Joshua Norton November 19, 2012 at 3:30 pm

I understand if Facebook share prices drop low enough they automatically convert to My Space stock.

glamourdammerung November 19, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Maybe he is not as stupid as he seems. After all, putting children up to harassing his enemies is going to save him quite a bit of money in legal fees alone.

Dildeaux November 19, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Dild throws pus and bloody cotton balls at Deans image.

T3rbo November 19, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Oh man this is so good: I am listening to the bradlee dean sons of freedom dipshit radio program, this just in:

THERE WERE MORE THAN TWO SHOOTERS IN COLUMBINE!!!!!

starfanglednut November 19, 2012 at 3:50 pm

One of them was Obama, no doubt.

actor212 November 19, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Well, there's some sad things known to meeeeeee
But they ain't too much sadder'n
The tears of a Deeeeeeean…….

Terry November 19, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Has anyone asked him who or what he considers a "Christian"? Do Catholics count? What about Mormons? What about people who go to services only for marrying and burying, perhaps the occasional holiday if it's not too inconvenient? Do his "Christians" have to live according to any of the things they profess or is it a-ok to do whatever the heck they want as long as they're not caught?

SubhumanVarmint November 19, 2012 at 3:32 pm

My nine month old is already signing up to join Wonkette, Jr! In between naps, bottles and shitty diapers, anyway…

barto November 19, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Old Bradlee loves him some 13-year-olds!

starfanglednut November 19, 2012 at 3:46 pm

"irate tireless minority setting brush fires "

starfanglednut libel!

sundaytrucker November 19, 2012 at 4:13 pm

How long before "as seen on Dateline" follows this guy's name?

Negropolis November 20, 2012 at 2:03 am

"Mr. Deen, why don't you have a seat?"

ttommyunger November 19, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Not much bush on a thirteen year old. Pretty puny fire, if you ask me; plus, that's got to hurt.

littlebigdaddy November 19, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Yup, the interwebz is Where It's At! All those cool young people and their twerps.

An_Outhouse November 19, 2012 at 5:33 pm

i finally got good at Christian. I don't need to practice any more.

shelwood46 November 19, 2012 at 5:45 pm

Do not tell him about Twitter.

SuspectedDemocrat November 19, 2012 at 5:52 pm

You know who else encouraged young followers to— Aw forget it. When they make it that easy it takes all the fun out of it.

Jennyjen798 November 19, 2012 at 9:24 pm

Wow. The more I look at this guy (and the more he talks about random bible right wing bullshit), the more I'm convinced that he's related to me. On my mother's, aka the crazy white people, side. =/

BZ1 November 19, 2012 at 10:33 pm

What pray tell is extra-judicial bias? something on the side?

Negropolis November 20, 2012 at 1:47 am

Wait, wais a "so-called" lesbian or gay? Don't they believe these people exist? If not, why are they always talking about them?

Weedlord BonerHitler November 19, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Suddenly, I yearn for crab …

Weedlord BonerHitler November 19, 2012 at 5:27 pm

Aww! So teh kyoot! And what a brave little feline she is! It just goes downhill from here, you know that, right? Got to see my little princess very briefly while she was in town. The kid's always had an overactive social calendar, but this is ridiculous. I'm lucky if I see her once a year.

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