Anti-Gay Christian Lawyer Lady Spread Gospel, Teen Girl's Legs With (Alleged) Cross-Border Child Porn

It has been at least a week since someone involved in an anti-gay Christian group was found with a hooker's penis in his bottom or (allegedly) diddling a child,and a week is five years in Blowvember-time. Luckily, Lisa Biron, a New Hampshire lawyer associated with the "Alliance Defending Freedom," has gotten herself intoa doozy of drugs and weapons and taking teenage girls across international borders, the better to star them in child pron! But wait! Is that even illegal? 

Lisa Biron was arrested for taking a teenage girl to Canada, inducing her to do sex to someone, and then persuading her to let it be filmed. (ALLEGEDLY.) She also had a fuckton of ecstasy and pot and coke and weapons, or something, and tried to get people to lie to police about the case, and threatened to flee to Cuba, and is an all-around Wonkette SUPERSTAR. But is she just any old drug-sniffing, weapon-brandishing, child-porn maker? Of course not, don't be ridiculose!

Biron is associated with the Alliance Defending Freedom, a group of lawyers who, according to their website, are committed to keeping “the door open for the spread of the Gospel” by advocating for “religious liberty, the sanctity of life, and marriage and family.” In Concord, she worked with the ADF in defending a Pentecostal Church on Mountain Road in its tax fight against the city.

She recently served on the board of directors at Mount Zion Christian Schools in Manchester, according to the school’s headmaster.

On Biron’s Facebook page, which was taken down in recent weeks, she had listed the Bible as her favorite book.

Lisa Biron, thank you for your service.

[ ConcordMonitor, via Towleroad ]