WAR PIGS  10:38 am November 19, 2012

Poor Dumb Oklahoma Humiliates Itself Again, Sets It In Stone

by Wonkette Jr.

Mike Ritze in convincing disguise, changing ALL 10 Commandments in the dead of nightGood news for Rage Against the Machine fans – another Republican loves your favorite band! Apparently Paul Ryan isn’t the only one who enjoys loosening his tie for a little “the power” fighting. Mike Ritze, current head of the Department of Forced Religion for the ruling Oklahoma Military Junta (and state lawmaker in his spare time) has finally unveiled his controversial Ten Commandments monument at the state capital, and it turns out the monument has little to do with honoring God and morals and country and blah blah blah. Ritze has pulled a fast one on his anti-secular GOP buddies with a secret plan to undermine and ridicule the prominent role religion plays in his state, and he’s executing it from the inside, man.

Ritze’s plan? Create a three year national controversy by fighting to install a religious monument at a government capital, because all those Oklahoma Communists running around need to be reminded of that glorious day 225 years ago when our founding fathers drafted and signed those Ten Commandments into law at the bottom of that flaming hill. Once everyone is good and mad at each other over whether or not some shitty stone slab will grace the capital complex of America’s least favorite state, secretly meet with the company erecting the monument and convince them to misspell MAYBE THE MOST IMPORTANT WORD IN JUDEO-CHRISTIANITY!!!!! (AND METAL!!!!!)

Ladies and gentlemen, Mike Ritze wants you to remember the SABBETH, a new American holiday where families everywhere gather to burn state flags and urinate on the Our Lady of Guadalupe window clings that infest nearly every house on the block, WHICH YOU’VE JUST NOW NOTICED HAS STARTED TO REALLY GO DOWN HILL I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN ALL THESE OUR LADY OF GUADALUPE WINDOW CLINGS????

Sloppy, humiliating misspellings on Oklahoma’s shiny new Ten Commandments monument can’t be the fault of the monument company that made the Oklahoma Ten Commandments, can it?

“It’s a simple oversight and it will be fixed quite easily is my understanding, but the monument company said there’s no problem with fixing that,” said Ritze, a Broken Arrow native. “They are a reputable company that does monuments all over the country and the state.”

Wonketteers, it is time to start a monument company that doesn’t misspell or mispunctuate “sabbath,” maidservant,” and “neighbor’s.” We will make all the Ameros in the land!

Sure, you could assume the company responsible for the monument’s lettering made an innocent (though boneheaded) mistake. But then you’d have to assume our President isn’t a Communist mastermind who uses operatives to infiltrate the Republican Party. You’d have to honestly believe Barack Obama has no undercover agenda aimed at embarrassing an entire religion – not to mention most of a major political party. Moreover, you’d need an unshakable faith in unintended irony. You’d have to be the kind of person who wants to build an ornate religious monument at a site of secular governance to promote time tested values, such as avoiding idol worship. Who would want to be that big of a ninny?

Sadly, for anti-secular Republicans, one can’t help but acknowledge the depth of this conspiracy. According to Ritze, the misspelling of “Sabbath” is simply a minor error that will be remedied quickly and easily, which is believable if you don’t know the real Mike Ritze –- always hiding away in his garage with his shirtsleeves rolled sloppily to the elbows, headbanging to Guerrilla Radio.

[OKCFox / KJRH]

 

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Come here a minute November 19, 2012 at 10:42 am

It's spelled "gorilla", dummy.

actor212 November 19, 2012 at 10:44 am

It's pronounced "gorillas" but it's spelled "throat warbler mangrove"

Tundra Grifter November 19, 2012 at 11:10 am

Only if you want to monkey around.

Mumbletypeg November 19, 2012 at 10:42 am

Assume literacy dead.

Terry November 19, 2012 at 10:45 am

Was it ever alive in Oklahoma?

chicken_thief November 19, 2012 at 10:53 am

What was that? I'm sorry, I cain't read…

tessiee November 19, 2012 at 11:08 am

Assume Oklahoma leotarded.

actor212 November 19, 2012 at 11:12 am

If only there was some commonly-available book that listed these so-called "Commandments" where people could check the spelling…

SayItWithWookies November 19, 2012 at 11:54 am

Oh, then you can get into the question of which version of the inerrant, unchanging, divinely-authored commandments you're talking about. And then you could note that there are really two-hundred-sixty-some commandments, or that for some reason they weren't orginially written in English as The LORD must have intended — yeah, have fun sowing discord among His chosen people.

Biff November 19, 2012 at 11:56 am

I guess it really does lose something in the translation from the original Aramaic…

Beowoof November 19, 2012 at 11:34 am

Fancy book learnin ain't sheeeeeet, when you have good old common sense.

actor212 November 19, 2012 at 10:43 am

Ozzy Osbourne just freaked out a little. Think of all the merchandise he's misspelled, now that God has changed the spelling!

smellypossum November 19, 2012 at 10:43 am

Thank you religion, and religion-justified ignorance! Woot!

It's a tight race between Florida, Arizona, and Florida to be cultural and political epicenter of Dumbfuckistan.

Texas, y'all are falling behind!

Yellerdawg November 19, 2012 at 1:51 pm

No, sadly, we're not.

Cleopatriot November 19, 2012 at 10:43 am

Oh man. Couldn't they have just left out the 'nots? Thou shalt make graven images. Thou shalt kill. Thou shalt bear false witness.

GunToting[Redacted] November 19, 2012 at 12:23 pm

I've seen my neighbor's wife, and I can tell you that I do NOT covet her. Nor her ass.

shelwood46 November 19, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Well, they do tend to leave out the 'nots' in practice.

FeloniousMonk November 19, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Yeah. The publishers of the Wicked Bible were too timid. Though they did pick the best "not" to leave out.

metamarcisf November 19, 2012 at 10:43 am

I love Sabbath. Especially their early stuff.

weejee November 19, 2012 at 10:49 am

But isn't Kansas the land of Oz?

actor212 November 19, 2012 at 10:50 am

It's certainly on the Crazy Train

SystemError November 19, 2012 at 11:04 am

Can't go wrong with anything up to Sabotage. But every once in a while I'll crank up "The Mob Rules" to give the Dio era a nod.

hagajim November 19, 2012 at 11:12 am

I Am Iron Man.

Lascauxcaveman November 19, 2012 at 11:37 am

I was in a band that covered that song. But we did did it in a way that made it sound like Black-Sabbath-as-played-by-the-B52's.

That one always packed the dance floor.

sewollef November 19, 2012 at 12:27 pm

The B-52's I don't mind, a little dated now, but cool in their time. However, pretty much all other metal turns me cold.

I'm glad Sabbath was spelled wrong though. Jackass GOP.

CthuNHu November 19, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Please turn in your credentials immediately and leave music criticism forever.

You will be permitted to genuflect briefly before the High Altar of The B-52s as you are escorted out.

AlterNewt November 19, 2012 at 9:07 pm

In the same spirit, we do a Johnny Cash-flavored cover of Aqualung.

FlownOver November 20, 2012 at 12:19 am

I'm asking Santa for a copy of the Lennon Sisters' "Over the Hills and Far Away."

Chow Yun Flat November 19, 2012 at 10:44 am

Jesus wept.

chicken_thief November 19, 2012 at 10:59 am

Jeebs was a girlie man?!

PubOption November 19, 2012 at 10:44 am

Ozzy can bite the offending letter off the monument.

Ruhe November 19, 2012 at 10:45 am

'Cause ya see, if everybody knew that God doesn't approve of murder they'd all stop doing it so much.

kittensdontlie November 19, 2012 at 11:00 am

I break these commandments all the time. It's not like they are written in stone.

Guppy November 19, 2012 at 11:34 am

God has very broad definitions to fornication and adultery, but murder is very narrowly defined.

GunToting[Redacted] November 19, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Actually there are many exceptions to this rule… Killing someone in a war, for example. Or someone who doesn't read the same version of the book as you. Or witches, fags, the occasional son, etc…

sewollef November 19, 2012 at 12:29 pm

…. entire cities, civilizations. In fact anything the writers of this fantasy novel found offensive at the time.

Chow Yun Flat November 19, 2012 at 10:45 am

Only a Communist would believe that the President is not a Communist.

Or something like that.

chicken_thief November 19, 2012 at 10:58 am

The fact that the majority clearly disagrees with them only serves to prove the extent of the effectiveness of Obama's dastardly plan to hoodwink us all into letting the UN take over.

Or something like that….

HistoriCat November 19, 2012 at 11:40 am

Something something brainwashing something Delphi technique.

Biff November 19, 2012 at 11:59 am

What part of Blah-rack do we not understand?

Chet Kincaid_ November 19, 2012 at 10:45 am

Thin gruel, Jr. More lumpish bits of meat!!

actor212 November 19, 2012 at 11:03 am

Click thru to the article. He blames Hollywood liberals like Charlton Heston

Mumbletypeg November 19, 2012 at 10:46 am

Sloppy, humiliating misspellings

And this is a pressing issue for whom? For teatards?? …….
….BWAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAA!! .

Disassembly November 19, 2012 at 10:47 am

Thou shalt have no other dogs before me.

SuspectedDemocrat November 19, 2012 at 12:00 pm

So sayeth Ceiling Kitteh

Infrogmation November 19, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Tao shat not kilz.

freakishlywrong November 19, 2012 at 10:47 am

♫ OOOOOOOOOklahoma, where the wind comes whistling through your head ♪

snowpointsecret November 19, 2012 at 10:48 am

Wait, they actually noticed? I thought education wasn't allowed in the Tea Party.

SheriffRoscoe November 19, 2012 at 10:48 am

I'm so sick of these MORANS!

FlownOver November 19, 2012 at 11:12 am

Again, geographic confusion. Jerry Moran is the junior senator from Upper Oklahoma/Baja Nebraska.

Chow Yun Flat November 19, 2012 at 10:48 am

This seems pretty ritzy for Oklahoma, Mike.

JustPixelz November 19, 2012 at 10:49 am

Bless their Sabbeth and keep it holey.

Oklahoma is O-Gay.

"They are a reputable company…" Private enterprise! How does it work?

boskolives November 19, 2012 at 11:14 am

Tulsa, home of the Gaylord Church of Christ, come for the Gay, stay for the Lord!

Blueb4sinrise November 19, 2012 at 10:49 am

Goudalupe = wolf cheese. An acquired taste.

ManchuCandidate November 19, 2012 at 10:49 am

And the lord said, "Spell Check is the work of the devil." Thow shalt rite in the wey dog intanded without chequing.

memzilla November 19, 2012 at 10:59 am

This is what you get when you don't install Clippy with Microsoft Word 97.

kittensdontlie November 19, 2012 at 11:17 am

Spell Check. Who knows how it works?

Lizzietish81 November 19, 2012 at 11:18 am

Witches,. Cause its SPELL check, clearly work of the devil and his servants.

And it goes deeper, why look at Bill Gates and his hippie wife.

Biff November 19, 2012 at 12:02 pm

Mostly, I think they need spielcheck.

Disassembly November 19, 2012 at 10:50 am

Blessed are the meerkats for they shall inferret the earth.

freakishlywrong November 19, 2012 at 10:50 am

The separation of derp and hate.

sullivanst November 19, 2012 at 10:57 am

It's a thin line between derp and hate.

Chow Yun Flat November 19, 2012 at 10:51 am

Sloppy, humiliating misspellings on Oklahoma’s shiny new Ten Commandments monument

Get a clue, Morans.

boskolives November 19, 2012 at 11:09 am

Spelling errors aside, their basic count was good because 10 commandments they promised and 10 commandments they delivered, not 9, not 11, but 10. Remember that in 2016, if there is one after the soon to arrive rapture.

e_z November 19, 2012 at 10:51 am

Obviously this is the work of Gad.

actor212 November 19, 2012 at 10:51 am

Everything is better when it sitse on a Ritze

weejee November 19, 2012 at 10:51 am

Good to see that cracker Ritze be an ironman.

memzilla November 19, 2012 at 10:52 am

Oklahoma? I has a saddeth.

BigSkullF*ckingDog November 19, 2012 at 10:53 am

Kreeping Sheria!

snowpointsecret November 19, 2012 at 10:53 am

Just wait until they realize they typoed "thou shalt commit adultery" in there too.

Oh wait, considering their recent history, that wasn't a typo… The Republicans love families so much that they have more than one!

PsycWench November 19, 2012 at 10:54 am

His favorite band is Blakc Sabbath.

joobajooba November 19, 2012 at 10:55 am

Sabbeth is a cover band. They opened for Lez Zeppelin.

tessiee November 19, 2012 at 11:06 am

Is Lez Zeppelin the all-girl Led Zeppelin cover band?
And if not, shouldn't it be?

DCBloom November 19, 2012 at 11:13 am

It is, I've seen them and they rock!

MonkeyBiz November 19, 2012 at 11:31 am

Do they ever tour with Deaf Leppard, the hearing impaired 80s cover band?

chicken_thief November 19, 2012 at 10:55 am

Is it ok in OK to beat my wife with that fucking hunk of marble if she's dawdling over the sammich making again?

boskolives November 19, 2012 at 10:55 am

So much hate for the home of the biggest McDonald's in the world.

MissTaken November 19, 2012 at 10:56 am

Hukked onn fonicks werked fer mee!

Mumbletypeg November 19, 2012 at 10:56 am

It's really just an unlucky streak for the chosen few. Their own bible's prophet said it so it must be true, "Only a remnant shall retard."

Botlrokit November 19, 2012 at 10:56 am

Remember the Sabbeth and keep it holey, Amercia.

memzilla November 19, 2012 at 10:57 am

“It’s a simple oversight and it will be fixed quite easily…” said Ritze.

Allowing certain states to have Congressional representation without the oversight of psychiatric counselors can also be called a "simple oversight," as well.

bobbert November 19, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Not so easy to fix, though.

sullivanst November 19, 2012 at 10:57 am

Needz less Oklahoma.

Joshua Norton November 19, 2012 at 10:58 am

Proofreading. How does that work?

tessiee November 19, 2012 at 11:05 am

How the fcuk should I know?

Tundra Grifter November 19, 2012 at 11:14 am

Having worked for a party and event company, and a political campaign, and published books, I figured printing was remarkably unforgiving.

Monuments, however, have printing beat. Would you think a company that produces these would have a proof reading system?

I guess they've never heard the cliche "Well, it's not set in stone" (actually should be either "Set in concrete" or "Carved in stone," but that's a whole nother smoke).

shelwood46 November 19, 2012 at 12:43 pm

In my work over the years in the fire service, we've had a number of monuments//cornerstones carved, along with getting engraved plaques every year. It is remarkable how often they come back with errors. If you make a mistake on the form, it is guaranteed they will follow it to the letter. However, if you turn in a perfect form, they will come up with amazing misspellings, often claiming they couldn't read perfectly legible block printing. What, there isn't a 1 in the middle of "Richard"? No, it's not our policy to call and check…

Tundra Grifter November 19, 2012 at 7:11 pm

sw46: A week or so ago I was at the gateway to the site of the Union Stockyards ("The Jungle") is a monument to Chicago firefighters killed in the line of duty. I looked at the names and dates – how very sad to see several clusters of people killed on the same day.

It was erected by their Union, and apparently only Union firefighters are on it, because across the little square is another monument to the 21 heroes who died in a single fire (I believe in 1910).

I went back to the first monument and checked – only one name for that date…

Goonemeritus November 19, 2012 at 10:58 am

This is barely on topic, last night I watched PBS’s wonderful documentary on the Dustbowl. My question is how can how can anyone from Oklahoma ever vote Republican again. Also how can Climate deniers make the case that human activity cannot change climate. Woody Guthrie is looking down from socialist heaven weeping.

DCBloom November 19, 2012 at 11:14 am

Saw that last night, too. Guess they don't bother teaching history down there.

boskolives November 19, 2012 at 11:17 am

Pastures of Plenty means plenty of assholes

TheGyrus November 19, 2012 at 11:19 am

Much as evaporation from the Dead Sea causes it to become saltier and saltier over time, a similar thing happened when all the smart Okies left for California, leaving highly concentrated stupidity behind them.

T3rbo November 19, 2012 at 11:51 am

Most people I have met from OK look like small scrawny inbred fucks, I am guessing the regular folk, after about a month of the dust bowl, bailed out. The relatives of the ones that stayed, after FOUR FUCKING YEARS of that nonsense, tearfully look upon their new monument and don't even realize anything is spelled wrong (GOD AIN'T MAKE MISTAKES!)

Biff November 19, 2012 at 12:06 pm

I recorded it, please don't spoil the ending!

Come here a minute November 19, 2012 at 10:58 am

Luckily they didn't mess up the one about baring false witness.

Tundra Grifter November 19, 2012 at 11:15 am

Personally, I think we'd all be better off if false witnesses remained fully clothed.

bobbert November 19, 2012 at 3:08 pm

As long as there's no baring of my neighbor's ass.

CrunchyKnee November 19, 2012 at 10:59 am

I have several sexy and smart friends from Ok. It always makes me wonder about that state, then I realize all the sexy and smart people leave.

Tundra Grifter November 19, 2012 at 11:17 am

"When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states."

~ Will Rogers

[No offense intended towards your friends - or people who live in Oklahoma or California; I just think it's funny.]

T3rbo November 19, 2012 at 11:53 am

Ha, I just posted teh exact same thing in reply above.
"Whelp, all that's left are dead jackrabbits, the soil is fucked, my kids are dead, it's still HOT AS FUCK because it's still oklahoma, I live in a half finished dugout, but at least the dust storms stopped. Time to focus on the 10 commandments!"

RatPuke November 20, 2012 at 1:16 am

Present and accounted for! <waves sexily and smartly from San Diego>

Also: I did NOT vote for the Kreep fella. Just saying.

OneDollarJuana November 19, 2012 at 11:00 am

“It’s a simple oversight and it will be fixed quite easily…” said Ritze.

So, in the Sooner State it can be fixed later?

rocktonsam November 19, 2012 at 11:03 am

ah yes, 225 years ago, thats when Noah's Ark sailed with the Nina, the Pinto and the Santa Maria.

good times

gurukalehuru November 19, 2012 at 11:03 am

Ritze is a cracker.

memzilla November 19, 2012 at 11:03 am

O/T, but it seems as if Allen West's recount demand has backfired on him.

AHAHAHAHAHA! How fitting the recount proves that he's an even bigger loser!

snowpointsecret November 19, 2012 at 11:06 am

He's STILL going to fight on? What the heck can they do now? Not even Rick Scott would be able to spin that thing his way.

Chet Kincaid_ November 19, 2012 at 11:08 am

This can only end with a police standoff in his barricaded Congressional Office and a demand to see Debbie Wasserman-Schultz or else he'll turn the gun on himself. Unfortunately, she will have a scheduling conflict.

memzilla November 19, 2012 at 11:14 am

I don't think the Blazing Saddles "hostage scene" move is gonna work out the way he wants it to…

MonkeyBiz November 19, 2012 at 11:34 am

The fact that he's still fighting must mean that Fox News hasn't come through with a paid contributor offer yet.

Steverino247 November 19, 2012 at 12:02 pm

It means he's really delusional, is what it means. He really believes things are as he has been saying. It wasn't just to pander for votes, in other words.

Here's how this ends: The state certifies the vote results and sends Murphy a certificate to that effect which he will present to somebody in order to be sworn in as a congresscritter. West rants and sues, but Murphy goes to Washington anyway.

I know this isn't as entertaining as watching West scream, "Turn those machines back on!!!" but hey, that's the way it goes.

GoodDogThor November 19, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Been holding on to this for awhile. If you listen to Irish Pub Rock on Pandora, you may know the tune (apologies to actual Irish lads and lasses…):

♪ The night that Patrick Murphy won is a night I'll never forget
Allen West shit the bed tho' he ain't conceded yet
Akin got legitimately raped by Murdock's gift from Dog
and all of the Wonkers celebrated, they ain't been sober yet… ♫

tessiee November 19, 2012 at 11:04 am

Sorry, this Ritze cracker is NOT an acceptable substitute for twinkies.

FlownOver November 20, 2012 at 12:22 am

Twinks, though, maybe.

glasspusher November 19, 2012 at 11:04 am

I have a good, liberal friend in Oklahoma…he clearly is able to deal with the stupid. I guess I would just make it a game…

Chet Kincaid_ November 19, 2012 at 11:05 am

4. You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

Guppy November 19, 2012 at 11:37 am

Does internet porn count?

tessiee November 19, 2012 at 11:05 am

I think to be capable of humiliation, you have to have both self-awareness and some decent sense of shame.

tessiee November 19, 2012 at 11:07 am

Oh, give Ritze a break.
He can't spell his own name right; do you really expect him to get a long word like "Sabbath"?

chicken_thief November 19, 2012 at 11:48 am

How does he spell it? M-y-k-e?

Allmighty_Manos November 19, 2012 at 11:09 am

"We tried to make it as much of an Oklahoma-product as possible."

One of Rep. Ritze's more accurate statements.

Botlrokit November 19, 2012 at 11:09 am

I am still in awe of the person who originally pointed out the irony of Christians making over a graven image of the Rules — that explicitly tell them not to. Whichever Wonketter you are, you're awesome.

fuflans November 19, 2012 at 11:09 am

where's cally? can't think of another posting that more deserves cally treatment.

a_pink_poodle November 19, 2012 at 11:10 am

Bl… blood libel?

HistoriCat November 19, 2012 at 11:50 am

No no no – say it like you mean it :

BLOOD LIBEL!!1!

a_pink_poodle November 19, 2012 at 2:21 pm

I wasn't sure if this counted I- BLOOD LIBEL!!!!

HistoriCat November 19, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Well, maybe not – but that's never stopped us before.

proudgrampa November 19, 2012 at 11:11 am

Ritze is an esshole.

barto November 19, 2012 at 11:11 am

They probably left off the eleventh commandment as well:

"Thou shalt not becoma a scoliast, moran."

ttommyunger November 19, 2012 at 11:17 am

Jesus wapt.

MissTaken November 19, 2012 at 11:17 am

The monument company just used the original derp spelling of Sabbath.

mrblifil November 19, 2012 at 11:19 am

That's nothing. Who wants to see my flaming bush?

Tundra Grifter November 19, 2012 at 11:25 am

Christine O'Donnell libel!

Esteev November 19, 2012 at 11:33 am

But does your snake speak?

Biff November 19, 2012 at 12:10 pm

They make a salve for that now.

Tundra Grifter November 19, 2012 at 11:24 am

We are beginning to suffer the consequences from a generation raised with computer and word processing SpelChek.

BoroPrimorac November 19, 2012 at 11:25 am

Give me my fucking independance.

NW_Pinko November 19, 2012 at 11:27 am

Juje note yeast yee be jujed

Esteev November 19, 2012 at 11:35 am

Their are no editors.

ph7 November 19, 2012 at 11:41 am

Isn't Ritze the guy who did not want Oklahoma to realize the sun doesn't go down, It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round?

PennyDreadful November 19, 2012 at 11:44 pm

No, that's Wayne.

T3rbo November 19, 2012 at 11:42 am

We should definitely not do this

TribecaMike November 19, 2012 at 11:47 am

How dare the government tell me not to covet my neighbor's ass. Freeheehawdom!

T3rbo November 19, 2012 at 11:54 am

GOD AIN'T MAKE MISTAKES!

Nostrildamus November 19, 2012 at 12:12 pm

Excellent. Obama's mind control program is working as planned!!!

MadBrahms November 19, 2012 at 12:54 pm

Oh, sure, it had to be a black Sabbeth.

BZ1 November 19, 2012 at 1:36 pm

They do know that all those 10 Commandment tablets that appeared all over the US were the product of Cecil B. De Mille's promotional campaign for the movie of the same name. No? well, move along…

owhatever November 19, 2012 at 1:49 pm

His fingernails ain't never looked so clean.

rebeccavegas November 19, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Wait a minute, I'm not supposed to covet my neighbor's house, field, manservant, maidservant, ox, or his ass?

La_Cieca November 19, 2012 at 3:05 pm

"Remember the Sabbath day, by reminding yourself that the Sabbath day is a good day to take a bath."

MLite November 19, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Jesus Christ. Just. Jesus Christ. That is all.

rickmaci November 19, 2012 at 4:28 pm

"I am the Lord OMG."

Negropolis November 20, 2012 at 2:33 am

Mike Ritze, current head of the Department of Forced Religion for the ruling Oklahoma Military Junta

This is a description of immeasurable beauty.

Cheburashka64 November 20, 2012 at 5:12 pm

I blame Country Music. My Jr high metal phase didn't teach me much, but it did teach me how to spell Sabbath.

sewollef November 19, 2012 at 5:17 pm

Thank you. I feel honoured.

I will go, head held high, knowing that Nick Cave, The Pixies and The Gang of Four are still held in high esteem in my household.

Oh, and I might even fart in your general direction….

CthuNHu November 19, 2012 at 6:23 pm

Even a hamster drunk on elderberry wine should know better than to label the B-52s "metal;" or, for that matter, to dismiss them as "a little dated now, but cool in their time."

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