LET THEM EAT QUICHE  11:46 am November 17, 2012

This $100,000 Chicken Coop Will Win You A ‘First Place’ Against ‘The Wall’ When ‘The Revolution’ ‘Comes’

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

have any of you ever actually seen a chicken?It’s that time of year again! Time for the Neiman Marcus Fantasy Christmas Book of Charming Gifts for the guy at Papa Johns! Can you stand the excitement? Neither can we! But while there are plenty of stupid ways to blow the greasy wads of cash that have turned you from human being to Donald Trump, only one really stands out for its gobsmacking lack of humanity and empathy and realization that there are units we call “people” who roam the earth, the kind that says FUCK THEM, YOU MADE IT! Let us find out what it is, together! (Hint: It is a $100,000 chicken coop, like it says in the headline, and also that picture.)

The broody room
Here is the “broody room,” whence you shall collect your chickens’ fresh gifts to you, their lord and lady, while you are playing “Marie Antoinette among the milkmaids.” The Rembrandt (we believe? It is ever so long since our Art Criticking days) does not come with the coop, but rather you have to buy your own chicken coop Rembrandt. GYP! (Saying “gyp” is racist, but come on, have you ever met a Gypsy? Damn.)

chicken versailles 2
Is that the chicken coop chandelier, in the library? Yessirree Donald! But what about all the people who don’t live as well as your chickens, and we are not talking about sub-Saharan African people not living as well as your chickens, but, like, AMERICANS not living as well as your chickens? Do not worry, they have Obamaphones.


Oooh, look, fuzzy tiny baby chicks! Aw! Everybody loves fuzzy tiny baby chicks! Now nobody can blame you for buying a $100,000 chicken Versailles while people still don’t have power from Hurricane Sandy! We are powerless against baby chicks! MORE REMBRANDTS FOR THE BABY CHICKS!

If you wanted to buy us this trailer full of Bulleit, however, that would be something else entirely. Or you could head over to the Wonkette Bazaar. Soon it will have underwear and cups.

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glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 11:50 am

A chicken coop that costs more than a lot of folks' houses in this country? Shit is fucked up and bullshit.

ChapterUndVerse November 17, 2012 at 1:47 pm

I can see the police report now: Le Petit Trianon accidentally run over by Bulleit Trailer. Gives whole new meaning to the notion of trailer trash, no?

HateMachine November 17, 2012 at 1:54 pm

I know it costs more than mine.

kittensdontlie November 17, 2012 at 2:20 pm

We will be hoarding honey when our domestic bees go on strike for better living conditions.

Maman November 17, 2012 at 5:03 pm

They can't strike… we are killing them with mobile phone radiation waves.

kittensdontlie November 19, 2012 at 10:43 am

I am going to call my congressperson about this.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 11:51 am

A hundred grand? That ain't chicken feed.

gullywompr November 17, 2012 at 3:18 pm

It's outrageous. I wouldn't pay more than forty thousand for it.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 3:32 pm

You're a man of principle.

gullywompr November 17, 2012 at 11:51 am

The one percent I say the one percent is about as sharp as a bag of wet mice.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 11:53 am

I hope they listen when you're talkin' to them, boy.

Mumbletypeg November 17, 2012 at 12:08 pm

"Now pay attention! I'm not talkin' just to hear mah head roar!"

Vecchiojohn November 17, 2012 at 12:36 pm

He's a nice, I say he's a nice boy but he ain't too bright.

Mumbletypeg November 17, 2012 at 12:39 pm

I say, son, you cover about as much as a flapper's skirt in a high wind!

BadKitty904 November 17, 2012 at 12:19 pm

"Pay *attention*, boy! I'm cuttin', but you ain't bleedin'! (That boy's about as sharp as a bowlin' ball)"

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Man, I love this. My old man did a great Foghorn Leghorn. Had the deep bass voice for it. Too bad he died so long ago, never had a chance to share it with any of his grandkids. Now I haz a sad.

BadKitty904 November 17, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Aww. *pets GP*

tessiee November 17, 2012 at 10:07 pm

Any video of Sen. Howell Heflin would be an acceptable substitute for a Foghorn Leghorn cartoon.

Monsieur_Grumpe November 17, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Foghorn Leghorn quote!
Win.

Barbara_ November 17, 2012 at 11:52 am

No thanks, I like my chicken in a bucket.

Terry November 17, 2012 at 11:54 am

Or marinated on a spit over charcoal in a lovely little Peruvian carry out.

Dr_Zoidberg November 17, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Elitist. Roadkill is the true 'Murrican way.

Mittaplasia November 17, 2012 at 12:22 pm

"Manifold Destiny" has a number of Kill 'em & Grill 'em recipes; their poodles and noodles is the best!

BadKitty904 November 17, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Or in yellow rice. mmmmmmm…

scorpy1 November 17, 2012 at 11:53 am

For every Heritage Hen Mini Farm purchase, NM will donate $3,000 to The American Livestock Breeds Conservancy

Egregious, and socially conscious! Even if it is chicken society.

gullywompr November 17, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Won't somebody think of the rare endangered chicken breeds?

BerkeleyBear November 17, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Hell the Bulleitt trailer comes with a 5 times more generous gift (and to AIDS research no less). That 3k is, I dare say, chicken feed.

boskolives November 17, 2012 at 1:07 pm

sp/ fixed: EGGregious!

NYNYNYjr November 17, 2012 at 4:33 pm

ANd what does the fuckin ALBC do with that money? I mean its not fuckin amnesty international! They are buying fuckin gold tiaras for their chickens and shit. And rembrants.

ttommyunger November 17, 2012 at 11:53 am

I, for one, welcome our new chickenshit overlords.

eggsacklywright November 17, 2012 at 12:26 pm

Is there a right-wing for the chickenhawks?

ttommyunger November 17, 2012 at 12:29 pm

Nope! Safe Room.Sent from the Field, not in Garrison.

LibertyLover November 17, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Chikenshit or chicken salad?

ttommyunger November 17, 2012 at 1:28 pm

One thing for sure. At 100K it ain't chicken feed.Sent from the Field, not in Garrison.

spareme November 17, 2012 at 11:53 am

I am sure my fav dead art history professor is rolling in his grave right now. Also, this is making my hangover hurt.

Mumbletypeg November 17, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Well he'll be grateful to have missed this, too.

spareme November 17, 2012 at 1:36 pm

I agree. Think I'll take a couple more aspirin.

Mumbletypeg November 17, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Maybe your instructor and my favorite art prof (d. 10/2011, RIP) are reading this now from wherever they are and wondering when it gets to the part about "crosshatching"~

spareme November 17, 2012 at 10:52 pm

Ah. You clearly know your art. My father used this technique beautifully. Thanks for reminding me.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 11:54 am

This certainly ups the ante for Rafalca's new stable!

YasserArraFeck November 17, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Excellent idea! Is chicken feed tax-deductable? And if not, why not?!

Mittens Howell, III November 17, 2012 at 11:55 am

I hope Asian bird flu isn't covered by Obamacare.

Ground Zero Mostel November 17, 2012 at 11:55 am

Are we not all chickens? Some chickens may live better than others, but in the end when you stop making the eggs they kill you and eat you. Perfect gift for our overlords.

Pithaughn November 17, 2012 at 12:24 pm

So you're saying "today we are all stewing hens"?

boskolives November 17, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Or, Cocks and layers?

ChapterUndVerse November 17, 2012 at 1:51 pm

The well-wattled wealthy want one in every pot, as long as the pot's from Housewares and they don't actually have to touch either the chicken or the pot.

AlterNewt November 17, 2012 at 11:55 am

Oh…you…shouldn't have…

BadKitty904 November 17, 2012 at 12:20 pm

No. Seriously. You shouldn't have.

Toomush_Infer November 17, 2012 at 1:12 pm

Take it back -chickens are so yesterday…

kittensdontlie November 17, 2012 at 1:17 pm

And unless the hens can lay Hostess Sno-Balls, I am not interested.

Negropolis November 18, 2012 at 12:14 am

Seriously. Take that shit back. I will not be a party to such rank vulgarity. Get out. GET THE HELL OUT!

Mittens Howell, III November 17, 2012 at 11:56 am

1% wealthy beyond measure, 99% fuckwit.

Mittens Howell, III November 17, 2012 at 11:57 am

See the hole where the butterfly used to be? He got nuked when he demanded a living wage.

4TheTurnstiles November 17, 2012 at 11:58 am

So… maybe they didn't get the memo?
http://newleftreview.org/II/26/mike-davis-planet-

watch yourselves, 1%

Mahousu November 17, 2012 at 11:58 am

The $100,000 chicken coop is nothing. Here is a really disgusting (and pointless) way of blowing vast quantities of cash.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 12:13 pm

At least chicken shit can be used as fertilizer.

Dogless_Heathen November 17, 2012 at 4:55 pm

So can Karl Rove.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 5:04 pm

Yeah. He's chickenshit enough.

boskolives November 17, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Another way would be to fund "Romney 2016" ®™©, just ask Sheldon Adelson or those Koch Sucker Bros also.

HogeyeGrex November 17, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Or backing "Atlas Shrugged Part III"?

HouseOfTheBlueLights November 17, 2012 at 3:21 pm

"Fiscal cliff" and "taxmageddon" complete with scare quotes. You'd think with all that money, they could also afford some originality.

NorthStarSpanx November 17, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Or hiring Sarah Palin for one of her $100,000 speeches ($15,000 discount for West Coast appearances.)

Mittens Howell, III November 17, 2012 at 11:58 am

Uh oh, does Papa John realize he filled his coop with Mongolian Plotting Bantams?

eggsacklywright November 17, 2012 at 12:18 pm

Wait a minute, I thought co-ops were all communistical? What are these richies doing with communistical stuff?

HogeyeGrex November 17, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Those Mongolians are sneaky, huh?

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 11:59 am

In the Animal Farm, all animals are equal, but some are…WTF??!?!

Dr_Zoidberg November 17, 2012 at 12:11 pm

4 legs good, 2 legs and 2 wings better.

JustPixelz November 17, 2012 at 12:16 pm

2 legs, 2 wings and a breast is best … with cole slaw and dipping sauce.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 12:29 pm

I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. Wait, what?

Biff November 17, 2012 at 1:48 pm

I prefer my breasts in pairs, also.

eggsacklywright November 17, 2012 at 12:29 pm

Chicken boobs por moi, seafoodplate.

HogeyeGrex November 17, 2012 at 3:29 pm
boskolives November 17, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Extra Crispy rules the roost, always has, always will, too.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 2:34 pm

How much time do you have to hear how I fucked up a batch of extra crispy when I worked at KFC 31 years ago?One of these days, I'm going to do an animated short based on that episode.Fact: I still go to KFC a few times a year, so it isn't that bad…

gullywompr November 17, 2012 at 3:07 pm

What happened, did you add only ten herbs and spices?

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Hah. Let's see if I can say this in less than 250 words- it's a finely honed story at this point.EC is done differently than original. EC involves marinating the chicken in a seasoned salt solution in a stainless steel cement mixer for 15 minutes. The waterlogged chicken is then thrown into plain flour, where it makes gobs of dough. This is pressure fried as usual.What I did was put in, by accident, about 10x more seasoned salt than I should have, and let it marinate 2x longer than I should have. When I opened it up, the only way I knew these misshapen blobs were chicken parts is that I was the one who put them in there.I cooked 'em up anyway, 16 year old idiot that I was. We ended up giving back about $200 to customers that night, when they complained their EC chicken was too salty :PThat's it, minus some more funny details. You will be invited to the opening night of the animated short when I finish it!

An_Outhouse November 17, 2012 at 11:59 am

The one percent are farmers? who knew?

gullywompr November 17, 2012 at 12:14 pm

Everybody needs a hobby.

Toomush_Infer November 17, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Writeoffs…

HogeyeGrex November 17, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Dependents.

Negropolis November 18, 2012 at 12:22 am

Their migrant workers.

ManchuCandidate November 17, 2012 at 11:59 am

Goes to show that trickle down is chickenshit.

eggsacklywright November 17, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Golden goose-eggs. That's zeroes, son.

Fred_Wertham_Jr November 17, 2012 at 12:00 pm

We have a roving gang of feral turkeys in our neighborhood. They would fuck those Richie Rich chickens up and wreck their mansion.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 12:05 pm

Indeed. We have plenty of wild turkeys up in the East Bay Hills as well. The toms will take on cars when it's mating season!

"As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"- Arthur Carlson

Our turkeys do!

Fred_Wertham_Jr November 17, 2012 at 12:50 pm

I'm over in Martinez so this must be a regional problem that THEY DON'T WANT US TO KNOW ABOUT.

Our turkeys knocked over a guy on a motorcycle.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 12:58 pm

I live on Skyline in Oakland, and frankly, the joyriders on motorcycles on the weekends are by far the bigger nuisance. Noisy and rude. Send your turkeys over!

"It ain't cool bein' no jive turkey this close to Thanksgiving"- guy in jail to Eddie Murphy in Trading Places.

Biff November 17, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Elitist!

mbatch November 17, 2012 at 12:17 pm

I used to hang out in a South Texas neighborhood full of feral peacocks. Not sure they'd take out chickens, but they tended to cause traffic jams regularly.

BadKitty904 November 17, 2012 at 12:23 pm

They'll also fuck up the (lower half of the) paint job on your vehicle. As well as screech 24/7 – it's like living in a damn Tarzan movie…

BerkeleyBear November 17, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Ahh, peacock goo poop – the gift that you can never get rid of.

tessiee November 17, 2012 at 10:13 pm

"We have a roving gang of feral turkeys in our neighborhood."

If this isn't a "Far Side" cartoon, it oughtta be.

Mumbletypeg November 17, 2012 at 12:00 pm

"O Brothel Where Art Thou??" — Canine "Love Palace" clientele, Brazil*

*h/t BB4sinrise, wonkville

snowpointsecret November 17, 2012 at 12:00 pm

So this is where Chick-Fil-A gets its ingredients. The upscale furnishings indoctrinate the chickens with the hate the company is so known for.

bikerlaureate November 17, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Mmmmmmm. You can just taste the contempt..

Mittens Howell, III November 17, 2012 at 12:00 pm

He has plans to install a cock elevator.

Stevola November 17, 2012 at 12:08 pm

Gotta get it up some way…

JustPixelz November 17, 2012 at 12:01 pm

If I were a rich man….
I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks
For the town to see and hear.
Squawking just as noisily as they can.
With each loud "cheep" "swaqwk" "honk" "quack"
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say "Here lives a wealthy man."

AlterNewt November 17, 2012 at 12:11 pm

There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for show.

eggsacklywright November 17, 2012 at 12:20 pm

A stairway to heathen.

boskolives November 17, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Use a stairway instead of box cars, it's the cheapest way to get them chickens into the ovens.

BarackMyWorld November 17, 2012 at 12:02 pm
Dr_Zoidberg November 17, 2012 at 12:12 pm

Sweet! I hadn't seen that picture – thanks!

snowpointsecret November 17, 2012 at 12:15 pm

That is basically the personification of :/

emmelemm November 17, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Ha! You're right. (Makes the little emoticon cuter.)

BadKitty904 November 17, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Whatever else one may think of him, this president does the bestest photo ops EVAR!

Mittens Howell, III November 17, 2012 at 12:03 pm

Real House Hens of What The Fuck?

LibertyLover November 17, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Shouldn't that be What the Cluck?

viennawoods13 November 17, 2012 at 6:52 pm

Brings a whole new meaning to keep fucking that chicken.

JustPixelz November 17, 2012 at 12:03 pm

For all it's wretched excess, $100K for a chicken coop is more useful than a donation to Karl Rove's super loser PAC.

snowpointsecret November 17, 2012 at 12:04 pm

OT but still worth it: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdl6w6PeO41qbfb

Basically this whole Obamacare crying in a nutshell.

GeneralLerong November 17, 2012 at 12:11 pm

Oh, I dunno about the OT – lotsa fat ruffled hens and capons shitting and squawking and clucking.

And I enjoyed briefly contemplating the end of most chickens – the decapitation cone.

eggsacklywright November 17, 2012 at 12:42 pm

It's the REAL cone of silence, Chief.

boskolives November 17, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Decapitated, with votes this time too.

OneDollarJuana November 17, 2012 at 12:05 pm

Now you can fuck that chicken in a nice room, for a change.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 12:16 pm

The 1% don't like it when you call it bestiality. It's sex with something they love.

boskolives November 17, 2012 at 1:23 pm

For how much change? Maybe it's a dime for a young chick to give you a cheep-around, or you just choke your chicken yourself for a nickel?

Loch_Nessosaur November 17, 2012 at 12:07 pm

What are they going to do when they find out the chickens are just going to shit all over their $100,000 house?

WhatTheHeck November 17, 2012 at 12:15 pm

You obviously didn’t notice the poulet bidet in the poop coop out back.

eggsacklywright November 17, 2012 at 12:22 pm

Choke 'em, probably.

gullywompr November 17, 2012 at 12:23 pm

Manuel will clean it up.

rmjagg November 17, 2012 at 12:50 pm

adult chicken diapers

kittensdontlie November 17, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Yea, but these are only for the one percenter chickens.

Biff November 17, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Oh for fuck's sake!

Negropolis November 18, 2012 at 12:29 am

Duh, they'll just buy another one.

gullywompr November 17, 2012 at 12:08 pm

Gonna have to try me some of that Bulleit, even though I have my doubts about a whiskey that comes from Indiana. But my mom's family is in Southern Indiana, which as I remember is really just Northern Kentucky, so maybe it will be OK.

Mumbletypeg November 17, 2012 at 12:13 pm

You won't be disappointed.

gullywompr November 17, 2012 at 12:21 pm

I'm not above drinking the local 'shine from this part of Virginia, so I'm sure I won't.

BadKitty904 November 17, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Speaking of a lil' tot of the oh-be-joyful:
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/11/17/3101794/moo

gullywompr November 17, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Harumph! A county in Georgia dares to call itself "moonshine capital of the world"? Them's fightin' words, young buck.

Mittens Howell, III November 17, 2012 at 12:09 pm

I'm guessing this adds about 2 1/2 cents to the cost of a shitty pizza.

Stevola November 17, 2012 at 12:10 pm

" whence you shall collect your chickens’ fresh gifts to you, their lord and lady, "

Yeah, these people will ENTER A CHICKEN-SHIT FILLED COOP and gather their own eggs.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 12:22 pm

If you're rich enough to afford a coop like this, you're rich enough to hire someone to take care of it for you, while screwing them and your other employees on health care.

- from the owner's manual

Stevola November 17, 2012 at 12:31 pm

If they have to provide health care, they'll have to cut back on the chicken Rembrandts.

Biff November 17, 2012 at 2:04 pm

I guess you really can't (or shouldn't, anyway) pay the help less than minimum wage, right?

corthylio November 17, 2012 at 3:24 pm

The owner's manual also had this helpful tip:

"The gardener will be delighted with this fresh source of chicken manure!"

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Nice.

WhatTheHeck November 17, 2012 at 12:11 pm

Another Neiman Marcus Christmas cock up.

Schmannnity November 17, 2012 at 12:11 pm

I am hoping someone will get me the Cabela Donald Trump sausage maker.

Monsieur_Grumpe November 17, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Does it come with some Donald Trump?

Schmannnity November 17, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Chunks are separate. You have to be careful to remove the bristles on the head.

eggsacklywright November 17, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Wild bore sausage?

JustPixelz November 17, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Bunch of mooching chickens. They're takers, not makers. Although they do lay the occasional egg (just like Mitt! — rimshot!).

Pay attention kids. This is how tax cuts help the job creators.

weejee November 17, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Keep fucking that chicken Neiman Marcus.

HarryButtle November 17, 2012 at 2:38 pm

We have a story about excessive wealth, amazing stupidity, and chickens…how was this not the first post on the board?

weejee November 17, 2012 at 2:50 pm

I was stunned when I posted and checked twice to make sure it hadn't yet been played.

Nostrildamus November 17, 2012 at 9:25 pm

Too bad Wonkette didn't show the room with the mirrored ceilings and waterbed.

tessiee November 17, 2012 at 10:23 pm

For Herman Cain's chickens.

eggsacklywright November 17, 2012 at 12:15 pm

The Donald's would be painted gold, the better to contain his road-apple reds.

And, ahem, this would be eggsacklywrong.

jtinks November 17, 2012 at 12:16 pm

The Bulleit trailer, yes. But on which Mormon planet is 8 cases of whiskey considered "a year's supply"?

BerkeleyBear November 17, 2012 at 12:30 pm

If you read the fine print enough to get the 8 cases, you know it is based on FDA numbers, which have about as much meaning as saying the mean of my wealth and Mitt Romney's is about 100 million bucks.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 17, 2012 at 9:33 pm

Among rich pricks who throw boozy parties for their rich prick friends, the only reason that 8 cases of bourbon last a year is because of all the vodka and gin.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Does such a place induce them to lay Fabergé Eggs?

kittensdontlie November 17, 2012 at 2:42 pm

Isn't it enough that they paint Rembrandt-like watercolors?!

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 2:48 pm

I honestly don't know. Nobody ever asked me that before!

JustPixelz November 17, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Wonkette store: "Soon it will have underwear and cups."

Who's modeling this time?

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 12:31 pm

What cup sizes are the underwear?

Mumbletypeg November 17, 2012 at 12:31 pm

A Wonkette™ coffee mug arriving with name-branded panties stuffed inside sounds like winning packaging/ consolidated merchandising, in a Martha Stewart® sort of way~

gullywompr November 17, 2012 at 12:39 pm

Funny you should mention it, I'm wearing my Wonkette t-shirt this very minute, lazing around on a Saturday. I highly recommend that you buy one, because it's comfortable, soft, and really accentuates the flat, rock hard abs you could bounce a quarter off of..

Toomush_Infer November 17, 2012 at 1:18 pm

How is it with a side of flab, pasty whites and beer gut?….because I'm really thinking of one…

gullywompr November 17, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Even better.

Native_of_SL_UT November 17, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Hopefully Wonkette will give a man in need a little help and have Anthony Weiner model the underwear.
And will the cups come with a jockstrap to hold them in?

docterry6973 November 17, 2012 at 12:20 pm

With a little searching our homeless veterans can get free refrigerator cartons and hobo beans, so I guess this is OK.

biraweeyaz November 17, 2012 at 12:20 pm

OT but I passed the CA bar exam last night! Add another commie liberal west coast lawyer to the list!

docterry6973 November 17, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Pass the bar exam, sure, but can you do this?

<pats tummy and rubs head>

Seriously, congrats.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 12:32 pm

Awesome. Congrats. The fun has only just started for you.

Ground Zero Mostel November 17, 2012 at 12:32 pm

congrats! now go out there and do some pro bono.

boskolives November 17, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Just don't do a Sonny Bono, ski's are for kids with nothing to lose.

BadKitty904 November 17, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Good deal! Now, SUE the right-wing bastards!!!

Vecchiojohn November 17, 2012 at 12:46 pm

9th circuit rulz, dude.

Geminisunmars November 17, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Congrats!! Stay strong.

Toomush_Infer November 17, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Which bar do you go to?…I've always preferred the Wooden Nickel, where I first passed my exam in 1967…no big deal back then, just your basic driver's license check….seriously, congrats!

bobbert November 17, 2012 at 9:50 pm

What, in Mill Valley?

Biff November 17, 2012 at 2:08 pm

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers"

//W. Shakespeare

tessiee November 17, 2012 at 10:29 pm

Fun* fact:
In context, lawyers were more like the keepers of law and order, and the line was spoken by a villainous character; so the gist of it was effectively having a bad guy saying, "First thing we do, let's kill all the cops".
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*the sort of thing that English majors consider "fun", anyway.

corthylio November 17, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Mazel tov!

Even if you do mean that you won your local pub's trivia night…

VodkaGoGo November 17, 2012 at 12:20 pm

Hey, those chickens create jobs! They deserve better housing than the moochers who clean up after them. Why does Wonkette hate the chicken job creators?!

docterry6973 November 17, 2012 at 12:28 pm

I like job creation and retail demand, yet this still makes me feel all stabby.

Dear NM,

Please google 'French Revolution', without the quotes.

Sincerely,
Docterry

BadKitty904 November 17, 2012 at 12:39 pm

On the contrary, I LOVE the chicken job creators! Especially deep-fried.

Or did you mean the hens?

VodkaGoGo November 17, 2012 at 12:54 pm

Frank Costanza: Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen? 

George Costanza: Why don't we talk about it another time. 

Frank Costanza: But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing! 

Mrs. Ross: Something's missing all right. 

Mr. Ross: They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.

Frank Costanza: That's perverse. 

boskolives November 17, 2012 at 1:33 pm

mmmmm, original recipe…..

BadKitty904 November 17, 2012 at 12:32 pm

Speaking as someone who's not only seen chickens, but helped clean chicken coops (believe me, not by choice), Needless Markup's chicken château is gonna stink like a GOP fundraiser after about a week.

Monsieur_Grumpe November 17, 2012 at 12:32 pm

Chicken class warfare?
This could get messy.

weejee November 17, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Does the NM coop duh ville have padded ceilings so the darling birds won't fly-up and break their little necks as sometimes happens when they are startled in moar pedestrian quarters?

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Coop Duh Ville. I like it. What's the difference between a sorority girl and a Cadillac?

gullywompr November 17, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Mm hmm. Or the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 4:33 pm

I hadn't heard that one- I could think of a couple of correct answers.Also:What's a sorority girl say right before she falls asleep?What's a sorority girl do when she wakes up in the morning?

christianmuslin November 17, 2012 at 12:41 pm

Are the carpenters and painters union workers or will they get fired when their boss has to offer them health insurance?

Guppy November 17, 2012 at 12:42 pm

And in the dining room, they're serving the chickens BSE-laced cow shit.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 12:46 pm

In the end, aren't we all mad?

VodkaGoGo November 17, 2012 at 12:45 pm

The real travesty here is the property taxes a real American would have to pay on that luxury chicken coop. It's almost enough to make an entrepreneur say "it's just not worth the hassle owning a gold-plated chicken coop. I'm moving all my chickens to the Caymens." See what you've done pinkos? Now all our most productive chickens are just going to take their eggs somewhere else AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

Biff November 17, 2012 at 2:37 pm

I know! I recently built a 96 sqft shed, to get below the 100 sqft taxation limits. As it turns out they go by total footprint, so the roof eaves count against the 100 sqft. As always, I'm fucked.

owhatever November 17, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Word has it the chickens are upside down on their mortgage.

Geminisunmars November 17, 2012 at 12:47 pm

I thought it was the bats.

boskolives November 17, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Australian chickens, obvs

BadKitty904 November 17, 2012 at 12:51 pm

I want to see a pic of the pigeons, in little maid's outfits, that wait on these plutocratic pullets…

eggsacklywright November 17, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Sexy beasts.

bikerlaureate November 17, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Rrrrrrrowr.

Toomush_Infer November 17, 2012 at 5:07 pm

That's chicken shack, available only in Nevada….

TootsStansbury November 17, 2012 at 12:59 pm

That catalogue needs more safe rooms, armored cars, body guard services, etc.

Misty Malarky November 17, 2012 at 1:02 pm

I don't like the way there are brown eggs mixed in with the white ones.

BadKitty904 November 17, 2012 at 1:08 pm

They look kinda…furrin'…

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 1:10 pm

The brown ones are the helper eggs. Duh.

LibertyLover November 17, 2012 at 3:49 pm

I thought the brown ones were the lazy ones?

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Same thing, I suppose.

kittensdontlie November 17, 2012 at 2:51 pm

If those brown eggs hatch, be prepared for a lifetime of dependency.

HogeyeGrex November 17, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Anchor eggs.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 17, 2012 at 5:28 pm

You may not like it, but desEGGregation is the rule of the coop.

boskolives November 17, 2012 at 1:06 pm

See, I told you that nice legs and breasts will get you out of Tampa!

rickmaci November 17, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Must be something for RepublEggcons.

BadKitty904 November 17, 2012 at 1:09 pm

The 1%-ers are sure working mighty damn hard to up the start time for "le déluge"…

sullivanst November 17, 2012 at 1:10 pm

I'm rather amused that while two on-site consultations from the founder of Heritage Hen Farm, plus the construction of raised beds are included in the $100,000, delivery is not.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 1:22 pm

yeah, really: "That comes to $100,000, not including parts and labor"

"what does it include?"

"Everything, except parts and labor!"

HogeyeGrex November 17, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Some assembly required

TootsStansbury November 17, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Hey Wonkette! You should do a Holiday Catalogue in the Bazaar for the 99% rabble. You could have pitchforks, torches, knitting needles, guillotines, all sorts of nice things!

BadKitty904 November 17, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Don't forget the tumbrils and pikes!

Biff November 17, 2012 at 1:17 pm

My chickens lay only Fabergé eggs, and this has nothing to do with Ann rMoney.

AlterNewt November 17, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Ostentation is the new extravagance.

Toomush_Infer November 17, 2012 at 1:25 pm

You're looking at this all wrong – first, some 99%ers had to make the damn thing, then – do you know how dusty chickens are?!!! – Maria will spend up to 29 1/2 hours weekly (part time) out there, just to keep it clean… if that ain't job creation, you can have my pizza!

imobannon November 17, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Let them eat chicken.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 17, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To burn down a $100,000 chicken coop [w/ votes].

gullywompr November 17, 2012 at 2:08 pm

I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without someone questioning it's motives.

Jukesgrrl November 17, 2012 at 9:41 pm

Don't tell me … those chickens also lie in the gutter but look up at the stars.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 1:29 pm

I have a co-worker who has chickens in his backyard and often brings in eggs for us. I'll show this to him, but I think he'll agree the price has too many goose eggs in it.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Man, I bet egg salad from such a chicken coop would taste great on Wonder Bread, but I can forget about that now (shakes fist)!

YasserArraFeck November 17, 2012 at 1:38 pm

'Murrica's chickens really are coming home to roost!!! (Thank you, Reverend Wright). Now, they'll have somewhere to rest their asses.

boskolives November 17, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Conspicuous consumption always has a price, in this case it's $100,000, plus parts and labor, also.

sullivanst November 17, 2012 at 1:41 pm

And, when the revolution comes, the price of the bullet will be charged to the estate.

Veritas78 November 17, 2012 at 11:46 pm

And someone overpaid, again. It looks like maybe $7k if you're good with your hands and have the right tools.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 17, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So it could take a shit on a Neiman Marcus catalog.

BadKitty904 November 17, 2012 at 1:51 pm

To avoid "personal responsibility".

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 17, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Why did Mitt Romney cross the road?

So he could lay Egg.

BadKitty904 November 17, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Ew.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 17, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Why did BadKitty cross the road?

To get the hell away from these awful jokes.

Barrelhse November 17, 2012 at 1:46 pm

It better have a fucking car elevator.

Biff November 17, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Everyone knows chickens have tractors, not cars.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 17, 2012 at 1:49 pm

I don't know about the rest of you, but this post has really put me in a fowl mood.

Blueb4sinrise November 17, 2012 at 2:28 pm

I'm a bit peckish.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 17, 2012 at 2:31 pm

It really ruffles my feathers.

kittensdontlie November 17, 2012 at 4:39 pm

I have lived in a couple of converted chicken houses with fine art on the walls, and never felt cooped up.

SpiderCrab November 17, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Needs an elevator. Ask Mitt.

mavenmaven November 17, 2012 at 1:53 pm

The walls of these would be more likely be decorated with McNaughtons and Kinkades.

AlterNewt November 17, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Are you referring to the screaming, squawking, parrot gangs that rove the greater L.A. area?

Mittaplasia November 17, 2012 at 2:12 pm

No, this is another gang who cruise around in helicopters, our L. A. Sheriff's Dept.

AlterNewt November 17, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Ah, yes.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Just an OT note to thank everyone who's upfisted me to 100p! I am honored!

bikerlaureate November 17, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Suckup.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Your point being? ;)

bikerlaureate November 17, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Well, it's not like I'm insanely jealous of having inferior pee.

Carry on.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 4:20 pm

I think the term around here is p-ness, so any time mine gets bigger…I play the guitar, so I don't suffer from pianist envy.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 17, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Why did the Wonketteers cross the road?

To get to the B&B. [Booze & Buttsechs]

fartknocker November 17, 2012 at 2:20 pm

Rebecca, I won't purchase you a fancy airstream filled with Bulleit bourbon. However, I will purchase you as many Bulleits neat you desire AND bar food when you come to Austin for a drinky thing.

If you were here this weekend you could watch about 100K South Americans, Asian and Middle Eastern folks who have really good health care and nice clothes spending money like drunken sailors over our little Formula 1 race in Austin. They are nice people and I must say I was smitten by some ladies from Brazil with bolt-on breasts.

Biff November 17, 2012 at 2:43 pm

kkkkkk

Seriously, awesome track. Watching the qualifying now, can't wait for the race tomorrow!

Misty Malarky November 17, 2012 at 2:24 pm

I bet it still smells like chicken shit.

Uh . . . with votes.

not that Dewey November 17, 2012 at 2:34 pm

If you're really into chickens, and would like to make a statement, $100k would finance 5,000 of these, which would offset starving and provide economic stability to untold numbers of people. Fuck you, Needless Markup fucks.

anniegetyerfun November 17, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Dude, what do people have against quiche? It's an egg pie (with ham!), and I love it.

Biff November 17, 2012 at 2:46 pm

Everyone loves a quickie!

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 17, 2012 at 2:36 pm

The sign above the back door of the chicken coop reads: "Eggzit Only."

ETA: I know you're out there. I can hear you groaning.

sundaytrucker November 17, 2012 at 2:36 pm

You know if you people spent less time bitching about this and more time dreaming up ridiculous shit for the wealthy to buy, we would have more income equality.

Misty Malarky November 17, 2012 at 2:40 pm

How importing foreign Guinea hens to act as nannies – and to sit on the rich chickens' eggs?

tessiee November 17, 2012 at 10:47 pm

Please, *Italian-American* hens!

karlamarx November 17, 2012 at 2:38 pm

because the chicken is my own personal totem and i love them i present to you . . .
http://grist.org/food/out-of-the-cage-and-onto-th

LibrarianX November 17, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Aren't we at war with Christmas?

docterry6973 November 17, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Well, we can give each other small bars of steel as a sign of our solidarity with the workers. Communism with a human face, and all.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Not until this coming Friday. I'm old fashioned.

Negropolis November 18, 2012 at 12:43 am

We have always been at war with Easter…

karlamarx November 17, 2012 at 2:51 pm
natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 17, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Egg would never set foot in such a cheap shack.

corthylio November 17, 2012 at 4:33 pm

A claw, on the other hand…

MrsConclusion November 17, 2012 at 3:02 pm

*One-year supply of Bulleit Bourbon and Bulleit Rye not to exceed four cases of each, based on FDA average consumption.

Because we don't want to encourage an irresponsible indulgence in excess. That's why we HAVE an FDA. If eight cases of booze isn't enough for your $150,000, then kindly take your custom elsewhere.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 17, 2012 at 9:44 pm

FDA telling rich fucks how much free bourbon they can have? Just more of that damned gubbmint interference with our freedumbs!!!

unclejeems November 17, 2012 at 3:03 pm

That ad is uber-offhensive. Someone should contact Neiman Marcus and ask them to pullet. Cocksuckers. You could comb the Web for days, pecking away at one site after another, and you'd find that no one but a few rich people in Rhode Island read the thing.

Damned rich people, always crowing about their trips through Italy. Many of them spend their winters there, where they rent the old doge's house within the sound of the legendary fog horn in the bay off Leghorn, west of Florence.

But let's not get upset by a few poultry ads like this. After all, the rich wingnuts lost the election. They'll be all cooped up over the next in their local Chik-fil-a establishments for the next four years, preening their ruffled feathers, and clucking about their bad luck.

Mojopo November 17, 2012 at 3:13 pm

The yolks in this one kept coming. Nice work!

BadKitty904 November 17, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Kranky kitty!

tessiee November 17, 2012 at 10:56 pm

*skritches behind kitteh ears*

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 17, 2012 at 3:26 pm

You're clucking-a right!

LibertyLover November 17, 2012 at 3:36 pm

I hope you didn't strain your pun-ny bone. Nice job.

corthylio November 17, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Needz moar upfists!

*Trying to egg you on…

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Confront the anger! Well played.

JadedPreppy November 17, 2012 at 3:16 pm

I'm more offended that it actually says "Delivery NOT included." Nice.

HouseOfTheBlueLights November 17, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Are these people aware of the volume of shit that your average chicken produces? We're talking MOUNTAINS of shit, and it will be on every surface, including the ceiling, as chickens are also acrobats with a god-driven mandate to put shit on every available spot.

LibertyLover November 17, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Well.That's just fowl.

Mojopo November 17, 2012 at 3:46 pm

If anyone wants a better idea about the volume of shit, and the mess, try this: Give yourself diarrhea. Pull down your pants, stick out your ass and spin in place. Spatter the walls, knock objets d'art off coffee tables, drown the hamster in a ball that your kids lost track of yesterday and now you know.

tessiee November 17, 2012 at 10:53 pm

"Nothing in the animal kingdom shits like a chicken":
http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-things-no-one-tells

BadKitty904 November 17, 2012 at 3:23 pm
corthylio November 17, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Where are all the FOWL PUNZ?!!1!

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 3:39 pm

With seats so close, one could at least expect a few fowl tips?

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 17, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Oh, for cluck's sake, we're fried!

corthylio November 17, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Too much Bulleit?

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 17, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Too many pullets!

corthylio November 17, 2012 at 4:29 pm

That's not a mullet, it's a comb-over!

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 4:58 pm

It's your little red wagon, and you've gotta pullet.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Today we are all rich oviraptors.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 17, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Those chicks are pretty cute. Fowl temptresses! Get thee to a hennery!

corthylio November 17, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Oh, For Cluck's Sake!

Negropolis November 18, 2012 at 12:45 am

Good enough snark to shake a speare at.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Are female revolutions able to come more than once in a night?

cousinitt November 17, 2012 at 3:54 pm

I hear the Army Surplus Store is one-upping Neiman with their Kelley Twins gift offer.

corthylio November 17, 2012 at 4:08 pm

So who is the Fox guarding this de-luxe henhouse? Rupert Murdoch?

HogeyeGrex November 17, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Am I the only one who wants to buy the Annie walk on and give it to the ugliest, smelliest, most loudly insane bum I can find?

Blueb4sinrise November 17, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Sorry, no can do. Have prior commitments.

HogeyeGrex November 17, 2012 at 10:45 pm

MOM!?!?!?!!?

Maman November 17, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Holy Hellz, this makes the coop that I covet from Williams-Sonoma look down right utilitarian.

SheriffRoscoe November 17, 2012 at 5:27 pm

Now I understand the reluctance on their part to redistribute the wealth. Those chickens aren't going to pamper themselves!

christianmuslin November 17, 2012 at 6:32 pm

I see gender discrimination!
What equal quarters does NM have for us men?
cock a doodle do

RufusTFirefly November 17, 2012 at 8:12 pm

They are just begging for a revolution.

Really egging us on. >ducking<

Biff November 17, 2012 at 9:12 pm

I nominate this post for a Pullet-zer Prize. Or Pullet Surprise.

Nostrildamus November 17, 2012 at 9:20 pm

Not realistic. My 3 chickens cover their "broody room" so deep in chicken shit you'd think Donald Trump was living there.

Jukesgrrl November 17, 2012 at 9:37 pm

For some reason, the adaptation of Camille by Charles Ludlam and the Ridiculous Theatrical Company just popped into my head. What a lovely memory. Must have been our Editrix's line about playing Marie Antoinette among the milkmaids.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 17, 2012 at 9:37 pm

Maybe now the damned chickens will stop squawking about Rafalca's $250,000 luxury stall.

tessiee November 17, 2012 at 9:52 pm

Wouldn't the chickens be traumatized by the dinner plates hanging up on the walls?

tessiee November 17, 2012 at 10:03 pm

"Soon it will have underwear and cups"

Cups *are* underwear, they're part of a bra… also part of guy underpants, I think.

catholic4condom November 17, 2012 at 11:54 pm

So you gotta be able to shell out 100 G before you can eat poultry products that wasn't produced in the 1.3 chickens per square foot density by the 10'000s? Of course I could make those with a $200 band saw, $500 worth of plywood, and $300 more for someone to copy Gainesboroughs in minuature. 9 hour of work @ $11,000/hour. That's good pay for carpentry.

Negropolis November 18, 2012 at 12:09 am

Editrix, why do you hate job creators and freedumb?

This thing is incomplete without an Egg elevator. Just sayin'.

Nowisallthereis November 18, 2012 at 6:59 am

Know what's best about this? That chicken coop MIGHT have cost upwards of $5,000 to build. Somebody is walking away with $95,000 of some dumb fucktard richguy's polo muneez.

James Michael Curley November 18, 2012 at 7:18 am

As broker for the seller I am ethically restricted in what I can divulge, but I believe they will take $98,900 if you offer by Friday COB.

Chow Yun Flat November 18, 2012 at 9:35 am

Or you could head over to the Wonkette Bazaar. Soon it will have underwear and cups.

I hope it has underwear with cups. That overflow.

TribecaMike November 18, 2012 at 9:13 pm

If you think this is decadent, you should see his $5,000,000 chicken church.

Negropolis November 18, 2012 at 9:59 pm

Is the housing market yet strong enough to absorb such inventory when it inevitably hits the market?

lulzmonger November 18, 2012 at 10:06 pm

Something something coming home to roost, something something something the other side, something something so keep right on fuckin' it.

BadKitty904 November 17, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Hey, I was just sayin'!

I'm a Florida boy – we've always prided ourselves on smuggling rum. Psht, I ain't studyin' no Georgia…

gullywompr November 17, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Well all right then. Back in college, we drove Shooting Creek Road many a time to get us our likker. The local advice always was, if'n ya don't want a hide full o' buckshot, don't stop your car to take a piss, just keep driving.

gullywompr November 17, 2012 at 1:26 pm

PS, I love the hillbilly tradition of double negatives, or even triple negatives, or more. Best I ever heard was from a West Virginia woman who was caught by the FBI selling her newborn baby. In her own defense, she said: "I ain't never done nuthin' ain't nobody else ain't never done." Seven negatives in one sentence, awesome.

BadKitty904 November 17, 2012 at 1:36 pm

This whole thread has done flung a cravin' on me. Chicken for supper tonight!

emmelemm November 17, 2012 at 1:50 pm

That's awesome.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Hi Biff! I'm sure you're one of the good motorcycle guys. No joke, a few years back, a guy on a motorcycle was speeding on my winding road, crossed over the line, hit a guy on a bicycle and killed him. The motorcycle guy's dad was on the Oakland Police Dept. The motorcycle was dismantled within 24 hours and the guy was only charged with speeding.

I'm sorry, but the vast majority of motorcyclists on the weekend here are indeed jerks. There are some good ones and I have friends who are responsible as well, but for crissake, it's a 25mph residential area…

Biff November 17, 2012 at 2:02 pm

My comment had nothing to do with bikes or bikers, it was tongue in cheek about you living on Skyline in Oakberg…

starfanglednut November 17, 2012 at 8:11 pm

People who kill cyclists almost never face any consequences, even if their dads aren't cops. It's a never ending source of resentment for me.

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Hey man,
No worries. As fate had it, I was on your page this morning and read your post about being discriminated against at Waffle House, of all places(!!!) and found out you were a biker in the process. Would never want to offend a guy who helped fight back the Brazilian Onslaught! You're welcome to come to our place for Thanksgiving. kkkk.

Biff November 17, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Ah, yer a good egg…

glasspusher November 17, 2012 at 5:01 pm

These eggs are looking for a few good albumen? I know, I know, it's a stretch…

gullywompr November 17, 2012 at 5:37 pm

I had seen this on TV, so I tried to find a clip of her saying it, unsuccessfully. But I did find that selling one's baby was only a misdemeanor in WV prior to this case (due to the national publicity, it was subsequently declared a felony), so the woman, Lena Peek, then aged 26, only did a year in jail. She is now serving a life sentence, however, because at age 40 she murdered the blind woman across the street in a robbery, to support her meth habit.

I also came across several other stories of parents in WV since that time that have tried to sell their babbies and gotten caught. The more things change…

corthylio November 17, 2012 at 7:22 pm

Not to worry- it went over easy…

bobbert November 17, 2012 at 9:37 pm

I love a good heartwarming story.

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