What have the Communists at Think Progress found for the Internet this time?
Well, a lot of Republicans, like Haley Barbour and Bobby Jindal and, um, Rupert Murdoch, the owner of Fox News, have been saying Republicans need to stop shitting on the Latino variety of American lest they become todo pendejos del muerte. And Fox agrees so much, they did a whole segment on “The Hispanic Vote in 2012″! And the above is how they illustrated it. At least we know there’s no editorial interference from the owner.
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I'm just impressed they didn't use reenactment footage of the Spanish Inquisition.
The Alamo. . . .
Hey, Davey, are we pouring concrete today?
That would have been completely unexpected.
I'm not. I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Bada bing!
NO-body expects the Spa..ohh bugger.
♪ ♫ The Inquistion, what a show
The Inquistion, here we go
We know you're wishing
That we'd go away
But the Inquistion's here and it's here to stay ♫
I think the Pythons have some copyright shit going on with the footage of all their shows. Not that Republicans ever seem to give a fuck about that.
I hope they just get it up the ass.
Faux News: Justa y Equilibrada.
muy bueno
Fox News… now in STEREOtype.
Now?
Always.
And Forever.
It's a principled move, based on deep reflection and shit.
Well, maybe not reflection.
That's pretty offensive. They should have used the Frito Bandito instead. Or maybe one of those plaster lawn ornaments of the Mexican guy in a sombrero taking a siesta.
I'm sure they followed it up with a Juan Valdez commercial. And then Megyn Kelly made some awful Speedy Gonzalez joke.
They were going to illustrate with Speedy and Slowpoke, but Warner Brothers wouldn't give up the rights to FOX.
Or Two Crows from Tacos.
The one next to the googly-eyed n****r lawn jockey. Because, Freedom.
Donde es el chiwawa que dice "yo quiro Taco Bell"?
I guess this explains their use of girls on trampolines whenever they talk about Planned Parenthood too. How dare you notice their not so sub subconscious associative brain programming?
I think what the Republicons are doing is working perfectly well (for the Dems).
All Hispanics are illegals, even those that are U.S. Citizens. Everyone knows that. What's the problem?
And then we gotta go after those Irish drunks. Is that redundant?
/ walks over for his lunch time quart from the company keg of stout
What, no fences to cut or climb???
"Why won't these dirty Messicans vote for us?"
Needs moar growling dogs.
And requests for identification.
What'id we ever do to them?
Better slogan:
Faux News: Ensuring A Democrat Majority Since 2012.
Are they going to Maine to vote?
Crossing the border from Canada.
Oh, Al Qaeda. Gotcha.
El Que Da?
Puedo dejar a mi bebé ancla aquí?
When your only tool is a Hannity, every problem looks like a brown.
They have plenty of tools at their finger tips. Just ask Marcus.
And your only Hannity is a tool.
Oh, they've got plenty of tools, every one less sharp than the next. And every problem still looks like a brown, because brown (and darker shades) is the color of problem like green is the color of grass.
Fox News: We give you a box of hammers; you decide which to hit yourself in the head with.
Pretty sure in the GOP Color Wheel, green is always the color of money.
What? No beheaded humans in the desert?
Is there a term for 'visual' copralalia?
Forget the Black Panthers. Fear the Brown Iguanas!
Just keep lying and being tonedeaf, Faux News. We'll just be here laughing at you.
After Latinos, Fox will focus on Asian voters. Cue the remote from the laundry!
"NO TICKEE NO VOTEE!"
"We need more Calgon!"
"Ancient Chinese secret, henggggh?"
Calgon! Take me away!
Ancient Chinese Secret?
OK this must be some other old persons' reference I don't get.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjNRXfRXnoc
We olds grew up in a different world than exists today. Some of us are able to deal with the changes that have occurred over the last 40 years, but then there's a lot of folks out there who can't.
Needs more thick glasses with black frames and buck teeth.
I really think so.
In this instance, "Chinaman" is the preferred nomenclature, dude.
For nostalgia I prefer "Almond eyed celestials."
I thought "yellow peril" was the proper epithet.
Numbah ah sevah witha ah spling ah woe? libelz!!!!!
Republicans' idea of "reaching out to Latinos" involves picking up cheap labor at the local Home Depot parking lot.
Tokyo Rose would be proud.
You should of seen their special on the Irish vote.
Faith an begorrah, twaren't bigoted in the lea-*hic*-east!
worst episode of Boardwalk Empire?
But we played the Lambeg Drums so loudly right outside their houses! Why didn't the Catholics come out to vote for us?
Fast n Furious much, FOX?
Solyndra. Benghazi. That's all I have to say.
It's going to be a long walk to Maine.
WTF, they ain't got no job so have all the time in the world to get there.
And there are plenty of "Welcome to Obamerica" way-stations/rest areas on the route, giving out free abortions, appendectomies, cold water, and Dom Perignon.
And don't forget yer free Obamaphone!
Soon Dems will just be cold setting up the voting booths in good ol' Meheeco.
They are accusing Obama of running ads in Mexico.
Oy…
What the fuck?
Oh, for fuck's sake, you mean? Or both. Either.
They could have just played the segment from "West Side Story" where Rita Moreno sings "I Want To Be In America."
I wanna be in Rita Moreno.
Wait, is she still alive?…
Yep. 80 years old. And still looks awesome.
Is there a new city in Florida for the Murdorks called Pendejo Raton?
Lo que un montón de idiotas y pendejos.
O, para vivir en una mierda de montaña
KKKKKKKKKKKKK!
"Hi, File Footage Department? This is Steve Doocy up at Fox 'n' Friends…no, the other one who looks like a talking penis. Anyway, I need some footage of Mexicans for our coverage of Latino voters….Wait, there's more kinds of Latinos than just Mexicans? Fuck it, just send up whatever you got left in the queue from the election."
"Hi, File Footage Department? This is Steve Doocy up at Fox 'n' Friends…no, the other one who looks like a talking penis."
Joo meeng NOT Not-Dooshie?
No, "NOT Not-Dooshy" is the blonde one who just stares at the camera until the Director activates the electric shock device in her chair and she pipes up with something dumb.
I would say that's Kilmeade, but he's not blonde.
Murdoch's tweet: "Must have sweeping, generous immigration reform, make existing law-abiding Hispanics welcome Most are hard working family people."
And most Australians are not lying psychopaths.
Yeah, my in-laws tell me that those Messicans come over here to vote, and then because Obama screwed up the economy, they have to sneak back home. They seem to really be serious too. I hope this isn't genetic or anything because…damn.
Nah, we all got one or two of those in the family. Good times at Thanksgiving this year.
When evidence conflicts with a Republican assumption of entitlement, the evidence needs to be amended.
Nevair forget!
What are those Mexicans up to now?
Looking for a used Cheh-vee car lot?
The next 10 elections are ours to lose, folks.
The DNC is working on it.
So here's my serious question. Is Fox seriously a tool of the Republican party, as in actually trying to support the "movement" or are they just trying to give their audience what they want? Is it purely a money making operation with no care for what it does to the party over all and simply going for views by the people who enjoy having their prejudices validated? (who do happen to be Repubs, sure, but it's not going to gather in anyone who is not a racist fuckwad, no?)
uh….TELEPROMPTAR FOOD STAMP PRESIDENT SECEDE NAO MARXISM
SOLYNDRA FAST AND FURIOUS BENGHAZI MUSLIM OBAMAPHONE !!!
Yes.
I'm beginning to wonder though if it actually is a "movement". I'm not sure they want to "win" so much as they just want to be at war forever.
Exactly. At war forever and ever, with anyone they can find.
The Republican Party is just a tool of Fox.
When in doubt, assume that GREED trumps all other motivations in a capitalist economy. In fact, didn't Lenin say "the capitalist will happily sell you the rope to hang him with"?
Looks like I'm gonna havta deprogram my mom, again. Thanks for nothing, Fox News!
Can you work on my mother too? I tired of listening to her and the Fox talking points.
We need a support group. Oh, wait…
Let's hug.
Your earlier tale of your mom's regular intake of Fox and output of talking pts. etc. made me laugh & weep both at once.
I have more… like when she said that Obama was supposed to be a Quote "Constitutional Lawyer" unquote but yet he was doing all of these unconstitutional things…
When I asked her, "Like what, exactly? "
Her response was, "I don't know…"
Propaganda. You gotta love it. ( And she is not an uneducated woman, either.)
That's not real; none of those people are using a weedeater.
That pic kinda looks like my back yard. Hey, get off my lawn !
I'm just shocked they didn't show Latinos riding up to the voting place on donkeys, wearing sombreros and ponchos, eating burritos and drinking Tequila shots.
But how dare you liberals claim the conservatives might be racist!
Jon Stewart has employment for life, as long as Fox continues to exist.
I do miss his weekly "NAMBLA" joke, and "This Week In God", but cognitive dissonance humor is pretty good.
OT: Apparently what you write on Facebook DOES matter: http://tinyurl.com/avrsqjw Glad to see the Secret Service coming down on these cretins.
His dad says there is nothing to worry about- so when this guy did something crazy his dad would say I think he was fine. Why is that? It happens with the family/parents frequently of killers/rapists/robbers- it seems- even when you read the whole story and see a long pattern of bad or illegal behavior. How come no one ever says " yeah, he's been a crazy motherfucker for a long time"
But remember, the problem is that Latinos aren't hearing the GOP message for them clearly enough
Well, duh. How can they hear the message if they're all out in the desert where there are no tv's?
Well, maybe we'll get it if Republicans just start telling us their message VERY. LOUDLY. AND. VERY. SLOWLY.
Yes. All through the sixties and 70's, white people weren't angry with blacks; they were saddened because blacks wouldn't act more white.
That's because the GOP is like a stupid American who thinks speaking Spanish consists of yelling in English and putting an "o" at the end of every word.
I'm really disappointed in Fox for not running footage of race riots with this story. Must be saving that for the Maine Coon-gate story which they will run for the next 6 months.
I'm late to the party, but I just have to whisper: Fluffy Kitty Libel!
I expect an enraged tweet about this from Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio in approximately never.
Well Marco knows better than to protest since those guys at Fox will just do it again anyway.
Messicans are committed to democracy. Just look at the length of those voting lines. It's as if they snake all the way to the border!
If the GOP is genuinely serious about wanting to get more of votes from women, blacks, Latinos and Asians, they should take Faux News off the air. Faux News is doing them no favors.
They're just sneaking over for the free gifts. Me, I am mad as hell that I didn't get an Obamatoaster like all these freeloadin freeloaders, looking for an easy day of it, picking lettuce in the fields around Salinas.
Obamatoaster? So instead of your toast coming out with the image of Jesus or Mary, you get Bamz? Cool.
Yeah, you can choose between that or the Obamaphone, but the texting charges are outrageous, and the sexting charges are even worse.
Sexing with a toaster might not be the best idea.
No, no, no. You have it all wrong. You get the toaster for converting to the ghey.
If the Latinos are going to go to all that trouble to sober up and get their lazy asses over the boarder to vote for Obama, you would think that Obama would at least send some buses down to the boarder to pick them up.
Is there a first rule of assholes?
First rule of assholes is: be a giant fucking asshole.
[Second rule = Wipe]
Be white
Well at least FOX has moved past Speedy Gonzalez and the Taco Bell chihuahua — give them a few iterations of this and the next stereotypical image to come down the pike and they might be ready to treat brown-skinned Americans like they were legitimate citizens. Not that we shouldn't deport Rupert and Sean and Gretchen and all the rest to Puerto Rico so's they're not allowed to vote, just out of an abundance of caution.
You mean there aren't actual palm trees in Wisconsin, either?
Needz moar electric piano.
Farfisa libel!
Also at TP:
EXCLUSIVE: Karl Rove’s Crossroads GPS Never Filed Legally Required Registration
OH please let there be some unpleasant consequences for him for this. Perhaps having to disclose his donors? Perhaps having to pay taxes on all of those funds? Please, Oh Please. That's all I want for Christmas.
Oh yes, Santa!
These guys need to report to the camp for deprogramming/warranty issues. They are stuck in the election 2012 module, where you can't say pepper belly or wetback, but you can't stop saying border fence and illegal, either. The re flash is going to be awesome, though: total holographic virgin mary images everywhere, sexy latinas talking about pop music, loud mexican guy laughing and or whistling at everything sound effects, Che quotes, it's going to be big
Fox es muy estupido.
y loco
jijijijijiji
all Hispanics are illegals – even the ones that lived here before the Plymouth Rock Puritans of 1620?
My ancestor Hans Kierstead arrived in New Amsterdam in 1638, and we still haven't been accepted as true Americans by the Canarsee tribe. Frickin' elitists.
Maybe the kinder/gentler GOP will allow 'Red Injuns' to become real Americans.
They can vote using smoke signals!
How?
Did they use mariachis for the background music? Playing La Cucaracha, natch.
Oh. For. Fuck's. Sake.
Needz moar Freddy Fender, Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs, Flaco Jiménez , Augie Meyers, Doug Sahm, etc.
Actually I think the screengrab on the right is a team of ecologists monitoring buffelgrass encroachment after a wildfire.
Fox's first move will be getting rid of Trapper John on that Saturday morning bidness show and replacing him with George Lopez.
Sometimes I think that deep in the bowels of Faux News lives an encampment of bleeding heart liberals who write their lines and direct their programming because the more Faux News speaks, the easier it becomes for liberals to win elections.
I enjoyed watching it with SAP activated.
Wait, Fox News wants us to base our immigration policy on No Country For Old Men?
Friendo?
Are they heading back to mow Mitt's yard now that he's no longer running for president for pete's sake.
El gringo Mamon perdio. Vamonos a trabajar, muchachos!
spoken like a true american
The GOP keeps this up and they're going to offend the Latino sell outs who vote for them.
Having people speak loudly and carefully to me is the only thing that lets this old deaf person have a clue as to what the conversation in the room is about. 'Course then when I know I'm not all that interested. And get off my lawn.
This just in…
The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo (1848) allowed Mexicans in the annexed areas the choice of returning to Mexico or becoming U.S. citizens with full rights.
So, if your Mexican ancestors stayed, you have the right not to be stopped by Sheriff Joe just because you're brown. You even get to continue to speak Spanish and keep your other cultural heritage stuff unmolested.
It's kind of delicious when conservative entertainment media completely undercuts the Republican party.
andele! andele!
Yep faux stir that barrel of shit with a boat oar. Make it nice and smooth for the toothless pap sucking saps who drink your shit in. Don't forget straws.
Fox News: Estupido y Comemierda.
could have used the scene from 'blazing saddles' 'we don't need no steeenkin' badges!'
Steve Dochey for Preznit! Black-haired guy who isn't Steve Douchey for Vice Preznit, cross-eyed ignorant slut blonde for Secretary of my dick. FIXED!
Did any of the people pictured in that report vote for Romney? Huh?
Point made! Q.E. fuckin' D.
Fox never fails to deliver!
New sign on Fox News wall: NO MORE BEANER BASHING
Wow, I'm humbled. i always think I'm the wizened old hand at these things and that was totally before my time.
What the fuck?!? How could a major corporation advertise its product with something that offensive? Not to mention the actors agree to do that.
The Asian couple speak better English than the white woman.
"How do you get shirt so clean, Mr. Lee?"
¡ Sí es un lugar muy bien para ella!
In the original version the white woman leaves the laundry singing to herself "Ching, ching Chinaman, Ching, ching Chinaman…"
The 70s were not all Good Times, my friend.
Is that a joke? Plenty of racist commercials over time- I'm sure someone here could find a lot of them if they wanted to spend the time.
I remember that at the time, the ad was considered "progressive" since this was obviously a new generation of Chinese who had adopted "modern ways."
And they actually used "real" Asians (called orientals at the time) to act in the commercial. Can't tell you how many movies my generation grew up watching the "ethnic" actors, who were whites with brown shoe polish and heavy eye liner. Including Marlon Brando.
Fu Manchu Libel!
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