FIRST RULE OF HOLES  2:07 pm November 15, 2012

Fox News Just Gets It

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

lo sientoWhat have the Communists at Think Progress found for the Internet this time?

Well, a lot of Republicans, like Haley Barbour and Bobby Jindal and, um, Rupert Murdoch, the owner of Fox News, have been saying Republicans need to stop shitting on the Latino variety of American lest they become todo pendejos del muerte. And Fox agrees so much, they did a whole segment on “The Hispanic Vote in 2012″! And the above is how they illustrated it. At least we know there’s no editorial interference from the owner.

[ThinkProgress]

 

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poorgradstudent November 15, 2012 at 2:08 pm

I'm just impressed they didn't use reenactment footage of the Spanish Inquisition.

One_who_wanders November 15, 2012 at 2:09 pm

The Alamo. . . .

SigDeFlyinMonky November 15, 2012 at 2:42 pm

Hey, Davey, are we pouring concrete today?

Respitetini November 15, 2012 at 2:10 pm

That would have been completely unexpected.

Preferred Customer November 15, 2012 at 2:11 pm

I'm not. I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

Dr_Zoidberg November 15, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

sewollef November 15, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Bada bing!

stncmchnc November 15, 2012 at 2:20 pm

NO-body expects the Spa..ohh bugger.

SorosBot November 15, 2012 at 2:21 pm
BaldarTFlagass November 15, 2012 at 2:45 pm

I think the Pythons have some copyright shit going on with the footage of all their shows. Not that Republicans ever seem to give a fuck about that.

Boojum November 15, 2012 at 2:11 pm

I hope they just get it up the ass.

memzilla November 15, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Faux News: Justa y Equilibrada.

axonneuron November 15, 2012 at 2:19 pm

muy bueno

Beetagger November 15, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Fox News… now in STEREOtype.

Lionel[redacted]Esq November 15, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Now?

smokefilledroommate November 15, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Always.

Esteev November 15, 2012 at 2:32 pm

And Forever.

AlterNewt November 15, 2012 at 2:11 pm

It's a principled move, based on deep reflection and shit.

HogeyeGrex November 15, 2012 at 2:38 pm

Well, maybe not reflection.

BaldarTFlagass November 15, 2012 at 2:12 pm

That's pretty offensive. They should have used the Frito Bandito instead. Or maybe one of those plaster lawn ornaments of the Mexican guy in a sombrero taking a siesta.

smokefilledroommate November 15, 2012 at 2:16 pm

I'm sure they followed it up with a Juan Valdez commercial. And then Megyn Kelly made some awful Speedy Gonzalez joke.

Lionel[redacted]Esq November 15, 2012 at 2:26 pm

They were going to illustrate with Speedy and Slowpoke, but Warner Brothers wouldn't give up the rights to FOX.

elviouslyqueer November 15, 2012 at 2:18 pm
memzilla November 15, 2012 at 4:53 pm

The one next to the googly-eyed n****r lawn jockey. Because, Freedom.

Geminisunmars November 15, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Donde es el chiwawa que dice "yo quiro Taco Bell"?

FakaktaSouth November 15, 2012 at 2:12 pm

I guess this explains their use of girls on trampolines whenever they talk about Planned Parenthood too. How dare you notice their not so sub subconscious associative brain programming?

Isyaignert November 15, 2012 at 2:12 pm

I think what the Republicons are doing is working perfectly well (for the Dems).

smokefilledroommate November 15, 2012 at 2:12 pm

All Hispanics are illegals, even those that are U.S. Citizens. Everyone knows that. What's the problem?

weejee November 15, 2012 at 2:43 pm

And then we gotta go after those Irish drunks. Is that redundant?

/ walks over for his lunch time quart from the company keg of stout

Jus_Wonderin November 15, 2012 at 2:12 pm

What, no fences to cut or climb???

ChillBill November 15, 2012 at 2:12 pm

"Why won't these dirty Messicans vote for us?"

actor212 November 15, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Needs moar growling dogs.

Esteev November 15, 2012 at 2:26 pm

And requests for identification.

Geminisunmars November 15, 2012 at 6:45 pm

What'id we ever do to them?

memzilla November 15, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Better slogan:

Faux News: Ensuring A Democrat Majority Since 2012.

el_donaldo November 15, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Are they going to Maine to vote?

Dr_Zoidberg November 15, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Crossing the border from Canada.

el_donaldo November 15, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Oh, Al Qaeda. Gotcha.

Esteev November 15, 2012 at 2:33 pm

El Que Da?

el_donaldo November 15, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Puedo dejar a mi bebé ancla aquí?

JustPixelz November 15, 2012 at 2:14 pm

When your only tool is a Hannity, every problem looks like a brown.

chicken_thief November 15, 2012 at 2:23 pm

They have plenty of tools at their finger tips. Just ask Marcus.

Oblios_Cap November 15, 2012 at 2:46 pm

And your only Hannity is a tool.

CthuNHu November 15, 2012 at 5:40 pm

Oh, they've got plenty of tools, every one less sharp than the next. And every problem still looks like a brown, because brown (and darker shades) is the color of problem like green is the color of grass.

Fox News: We give you a box of hammers; you decide which to hit yourself in the head with.

shelwood46 November 15, 2012 at 5:44 pm

Pretty sure in the GOP Color Wheel, green is always the color of money.

LibertyLover November 15, 2012 at 2:14 pm

What? No beheaded humans in the desert?

cheetojeebus November 15, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Is there a term for 'visual' copralalia?

EnnuiThereYet? November 15, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Forget the Black Panthers. Fear the Brown Iguanas!

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 15, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Just keep lying and being tonedeaf, Faux News. We'll just be here laughing at you.

Schmannnity November 15, 2012 at 2:14 pm

After Latinos, Fox will focus on Asian voters. Cue the remote from the laundry!

actor212 November 15, 2012 at 2:16 pm

"NO TICKEE NO VOTEE!"

Misty Malarky November 15, 2012 at 2:17 pm

"We need more Calgon!"

Mumbletypeg November 15, 2012 at 2:18 pm

"Ancient Chinese secret, henggggh?"

not that Dewey November 15, 2012 at 5:06 pm

Calgon! Take me away!

Jus_Wonderin November 15, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Ancient Chinese Secret?

SorosBot November 15, 2012 at 2:42 pm

OK this must be some other old persons' reference I don't get.

Jus_Wonderin November 15, 2012 at 2:45 pm
BaldarTFlagass November 15, 2012 at 2:57 pm

We olds grew up in a different world than exists today. Some of us are able to deal with the changes that have occurred over the last 40 years, but then there's a lot of folks out there who can't.

BaldarTFlagass November 15, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Needs more thick glasses with black frames and buck teeth.

widestanceromance November 15, 2012 at 2:29 pm

I really think so.

BaldarTFlagass November 15, 2012 at 2:25 pm

In this instance, "Chinaman" is the preferred nomenclature, dude.

SigDeFlyinMonky November 15, 2012 at 2:47 pm

For nostalgia I prefer "Almond eyed celestials."

HogeyeGrex November 15, 2012 at 2:54 pm

I thought "yellow peril" was the proper epithet.

chicken_thief November 15, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Numbah ah sevah witha ah spling ah woe? libelz!!!!!

ChillBill November 15, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Republicans' idea of "reaching out to Latinos" involves picking up cheap labor at the local Home Depot parking lot.

LibertyLover November 15, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Tokyo Rose would be proud.

Goonemeritus November 15, 2012 at 2:15 pm

You should of seen their special on the Irish vote.

actor212 November 15, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Faith an begorrah, twaren't bigoted in the lea-*hic*-east!

carlgt1 November 15, 2012 at 2:35 pm

worst episode of Boardwalk Empire?

Tangled sin tax November 15, 2012 at 4:10 pm

But we played the Lambeg Drums so loudly right outside their houses! Why didn't the Catholics come out to vote for us?

actor212 November 15, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Fast n Furious much, FOX?

chicken_thief November 15, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Solyndra. Benghazi. That's all I have to say.

Trannysurprise November 15, 2012 at 2:16 pm

It's going to be a long walk to Maine.

chicken_thief November 15, 2012 at 2:28 pm

WTF, they ain't got no job so have all the time in the world to get there.

BaldarTFlagass November 15, 2012 at 2:30 pm

And there are plenty of "Welcome to Obamerica" way-stations/rest areas on the route, giving out free abortions, appendectomies, cold water, and Dom Perignon.

DCBloom November 15, 2012 at 2:41 pm

And don't forget yer free Obamaphone!

barto November 15, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Soon Dems will just be cold setting up the voting booths in good ol' Meheeco.

BoroPrimorac November 15, 2012 at 3:47 pm

They are accusing Obama of running ads in Mexico.

barto November 15, 2012 at 6:07 pm

Oy…

starfanglednut November 15, 2012 at 2:17 pm

What the fuck?

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 15, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Oh, for fuck's sake, you mean? Or both. Either.

CapeClod November 15, 2012 at 2:17 pm

They could have just played the segment from "West Side Story" where Rita Moreno sings "I Want To Be In America."

chicken_thief November 15, 2012 at 2:28 pm

I wanna be in Rita Moreno.

Wait, is she still alive?…

CapeClod November 15, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Yep. 80 years old. And still looks awesome.

EatsBabyDingos November 15, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Is there a new city in Florida for the Murdorks called Pendejo Raton?

Callyson November 15, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Lo que un montón de idiotas y pendejos.

PugglesRule November 15, 2012 at 2:41 pm

O, para vivir en una mierda de montaña

deanbooth November 15, 2012 at 3:17 pm

KKKKKKKKKKKKK!

SmutBoffin November 15, 2012 at 2:19 pm

"Hi, File Footage Department? This is Steve Doocy up at Fox 'n' Friends…no, the other one who looks like a talking penis. Anyway, I need some footage of Mexicans for our coverage of Latino voters….Wait, there's more kinds of Latinos than just Mexicans? Fuck it, just send up whatever you got left in the queue from the election."

actor212 November 15, 2012 at 2:25 pm

"Hi, File Footage Department? This is Steve Doocy up at Fox 'n' Friends…no, the other one who looks like a talking penis."

Joo meeng NOT Not-Dooshie?

SmutBoffin November 15, 2012 at 2:31 pm

No, "NOT Not-Dooshy" is the blonde one who just stares at the camera until the Director activates the electric shock device in her chair and she pipes up with something dumb.

smokefilledroommate November 15, 2012 at 2:48 pm

I would say that's Kilmeade, but he's not blonde.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 15, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Murdoch's tweet: "Must have sweeping, generous immigration reform, make existing law-abiding Hispanics welcome Most are hard working family people."

And most Australians are not lying psychopaths.

Antispandex November 15, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Yeah, my in-laws tell me that those Messicans come over here to vote, and then because Obama screwed up the economy, they have to sneak back home. They seem to really be serious too. I hope this isn't genetic or anything because…damn.

DCBloom November 15, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Nah, we all got one or two of those in the family. Good times at Thanksgiving this year.

Joshua Norton November 15, 2012 at 2:19 pm

When evidence conflicts with a Republican assumption of entitlement, the evidence needs to be amended.

Nevair forget!

DerrickWildcat November 15, 2012 at 2:19 pm

What are those Mexicans up to now?

chicken_thief November 15, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Looking for a used Cheh-vee car lot?

HRH_Maddie November 15, 2012 at 2:19 pm

The next 10 elections are ours to lose, folks.

HistoriCat November 15, 2012 at 4:19 pm

The DNC is working on it.

FakaktaSouth November 15, 2012 at 2:21 pm

So here's my serious question. Is Fox seriously a tool of the Republican party, as in actually trying to support the "movement" or are they just trying to give their audience what they want? Is it purely a money making operation with no care for what it does to the party over all and simply going for views by the people who enjoy having their prejudices validated? (who do happen to be Repubs, sure, but it's not going to gather in anyone who is not a racist fuckwad, no?)

SmutBoffin November 15, 2012 at 2:27 pm

uh….TELEPROMPTAR FOOD STAMP PRESIDENT SECEDE NAO MARXISM

starfanglednut November 15, 2012 at 5:08 pm

SOLYNDRA FAST AND FURIOUS BENGHAZI MUSLIM OBAMAPHONE !!!

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 15, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Yes.

Ruhe November 15, 2012 at 2:44 pm

I'm beginning to wonder though if it actually is a "movement". I'm not sure they want to "win" so much as they just want to be at war forever.

starfanglednut November 15, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Exactly. At war forever and ever, with anyone they can find.

deanbooth November 15, 2012 at 3:15 pm

The Republican Party is just a tool of Fox.

doloras November 15, 2012 at 7:45 pm

When in doubt, assume that GREED trumps all other motivations in a capitalist economy. In fact, didn't Lenin say "the capitalist will happily sell you the rope to hang him with"?

LibertyLover November 15, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Looks like I'm gonna havta deprogram my mom, again. Thanks for nothing, Fox News!

Devilette November 15, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Can you work on my mother too? I tired of listening to her and the Fox talking points.

Esteev November 15, 2012 at 2:43 pm

We need a support group. Oh, wait…

LibertyLover November 15, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Let's hug.

Mumbletypeg November 15, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Your earlier tale of your mom's regular intake of Fox and output of talking pts. etc. made me laugh & weep both at once.

LibertyLover November 15, 2012 at 4:00 pm

I have more… like when she said that Obama was supposed to be a Quote "Constitutional Lawyer" unquote but yet he was doing all of these unconstitutional things…
When I asked her, "Like what, exactly? "
Her response was, "I don't know…"

Propaganda. You gotta love it. ( And she is not an uneducated woman, either.)

BaldarTFlagass November 15, 2012 at 2:22 pm

That's not real; none of those people are using a weedeater.

HempDogbane November 15, 2012 at 2:30 pm

That pic kinda looks like my back yard. Hey, get off my lawn !

Eve8Apples November 15, 2012 at 2:22 pm

I'm just shocked they didn't show Latinos riding up to the voting place on donkeys, wearing sombreros and ponchos, eating burritos and drinking Tequila shots.

SorosBot November 15, 2012 at 2:23 pm

But how dare you liberals claim the conservatives might be racist!

BaldarTFlagass November 15, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Jon Stewart has employment for life, as long as Fox continues to exist.

Botlrokit November 15, 2012 at 2:31 pm

I do miss his weekly "NAMBLA" joke, and "This Week In God", but cognitive dissonance humor is pretty good.

BlueStateLibel November 15, 2012 at 2:23 pm

OT: Apparently what you write on Facebook DOES matter: http://tinyurl.com/avrsqjw Glad to see the Secret Service coming down on these cretins.

finallyhappy November 15, 2012 at 4:29 pm

His dad says there is nothing to worry about- so when this guy did something crazy his dad would say I think he was fine. Why is that? It happens with the family/parents frequently of killers/rapists/robbers- it seems- even when you read the whole story and see a long pattern of bad or illegal behavior. How come no one ever says " yeah, he's been a crazy motherfucker for a long time"

Defeatably_Joe November 15, 2012 at 2:24 pm

But remember, the problem is that Latinos aren't hearing the GOP message for them clearly enough

Ruhe November 15, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Well, duh. How can they hear the message if they're all out in the desert where there are no tv's?

Defeatably_Joe November 15, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Well, maybe we'll get it if Republicans just start telling us their message VERY. LOUDLY. AND. VERY. SLOWLY.

Botlrokit November 15, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Yes. All through the sixties and 70's, white people weren't angry with blacks; they were saddened because blacks wouldn't act more white.

BoroPrimorac November 15, 2012 at 3:51 pm

That's because the GOP is like a stupid American who thinks speaking Spanish consists of yelling in English and putting an "o" at the end of every word.

widestanceromance November 15, 2012 at 2:24 pm

I'm really disappointed in Fox for not running footage of race riots with this story. Must be saving that for the Maine Coon-gate story which they will run for the next 6 months.

emmelemm November 15, 2012 at 9:50 pm

I'm late to the party, but I just have to whisper: Fluffy Kitty Libel!

elviouslyqueer November 15, 2012 at 2:24 pm

I expect an enraged tweet about this from Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio in approximately never.

Ruhe November 15, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Well Marco knows better than to protest since those guys at Fox will just do it again anyway.

Esteev November 15, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Messicans are committed to democracy. Just look at the length of those voting lines. It's as if they snake all the way to the border!

Eve8Apples November 15, 2012 at 2:28 pm

If the GOP is genuinely serious about wanting to get more of votes from women, blacks, Latinos and Asians, they should take Faux News off the air. Faux News is doing them no favors.

Crank_Tango November 15, 2012 at 2:29 pm

They're just sneaking over for the free gifts. Me, I am mad as hell that I didn't get an Obamatoaster like all these freeloadin freeloaders, looking for an easy day of it, picking lettuce in the fields around Salinas.

BaldarTFlagass November 15, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Obamatoaster? So instead of your toast coming out with the image of Jesus or Mary, you get Bamz? Cool.

Crank_Tango November 15, 2012 at 2:53 pm

Yeah, you can choose between that or the Obamaphone, but the texting charges are outrageous, and the sexting charges are even worse.

starfanglednut November 15, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Sexing with a toaster might not be the best idea.

starfanglednut November 15, 2012 at 5:13 pm

No, no, no. You have it all wrong. You get the toaster for converting to the ghey.

Lionel[redacted]Esq November 15, 2012 at 2:29 pm

If the Latinos are going to go to all that trouble to sober up and get their lazy asses over the boarder to vote for Obama, you would think that Obama would at least send some buses down to the boarder to pick them up.

Botlrokit November 15, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Is there a first rule of assholes?

Esteev November 15, 2012 at 2:58 pm

First rule of assholes is: be a giant fucking asshole.

[Second rule = Wipe]

TribecaMike November 15, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Be white

SayItWithWookies November 15, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Well at least FOX has moved past Speedy Gonzalez and the Taco Bell chihuahua — give them a few iterations of this and the next stereotypical image to come down the pike and they might be ready to treat brown-skinned Americans like they were legitimate citizens. Not that we shouldn't deport Rupert and Sean and Gretchen and all the rest to Puerto Rico so's they're not allowed to vote, just out of an abundance of caution.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 15, 2012 at 2:31 pm

You mean there aren't actual palm trees in Wisconsin, either?

widestanceromance November 15, 2012 at 2:32 pm

Needz moar electric piano.

TribecaMike November 15, 2012 at 2:46 pm

Farfisa libel!

LibertyLover November 15, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Also at TP:

EXCLUSIVE: Karl Rove’s Crossroads GPS Never Filed Legally Required Registration

OH please let there be some unpleasant consequences for him for this. Perhaps having to disclose his donors? Perhaps having to pay taxes on all of those funds? Please, Oh Please. That's all I want for Christmas.

DCBloom November 15, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Oh yes, Santa!

T3rbo November 15, 2012 at 2:34 pm

These guys need to report to the camp for deprogramming/warranty issues. They are stuck in the election 2012 module, where you can't say pepper belly or wetback, but you can't stop saying border fence and illegal, either. The re flash is going to be awesome, though: total holographic virgin mary images everywhere, sexy latinas talking about pop music, loud mexican guy laughing and or whistling at everything sound effects, Che quotes, it's going to be big

MinAgain November 15, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Fox es muy estupido.

DCBloom November 15, 2012 at 2:48 pm

y loco

Esteev November 15, 2012 at 2:55 pm

jijijijijiji

carlgt1 November 15, 2012 at 2:35 pm

all Hispanics are illegals – even the ones that lived here before the Plymouth Rock Puritans of 1620?

TribecaMike November 15, 2012 at 2:51 pm

My ancestor Hans Kierstead arrived in New Amsterdam in 1638, and we still haven't been accepted as true Americans by the Canarsee tribe. Frickin' elitists.

Misty Malarky November 15, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Maybe the kinder/gentler GOP will allow 'Red Injuns' to become real Americans.

They can vote using smoke signals!

DahBoner November 16, 2012 at 8:04 am

How?

BaldarTFlagass November 15, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Did they use mariachis for the background music? Playing La Cucaracha, natch.

proudgrampa November 15, 2012 at 2:42 pm

Oh. For. Fuck's. Sake.

TribecaMike November 15, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Needz moar Freddy Fender, Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs, Flaco Jiménez , Augie Meyers, Doug Sahm, etc.

Blueb4sinrise November 15, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Actually I think the screengrab on the right is a team of ecologists monitoring buffelgrass encroachment after a wildfire.

rocktonsam November 15, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Fox's first move will be getting rid of Trapper John on that Saturday morning bidness show and replacing him with George Lopez.

Eve8Apples November 15, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Sometimes I think that deep in the bowels of Faux News lives an encampment of bleeding heart liberals who write their lines and direct their programming because the more Faux News speaks, the easier it becomes for liberals to win elections.

mrblifil November 15, 2012 at 2:57 pm

I enjoyed watching it with SAP activated.

Pap Finn November 15, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Wait, Fox News wants us to base our immigration policy on No Country For Old Men?

Friendo?

sundaytrucker November 15, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Are they heading back to mow Mitt's yard now that he's no longer running for president for pete's sake.

BoroPrimorac November 15, 2012 at 3:56 pm

El gringo Mamon perdio. Vamonos a trabajar, muchachos!

sundaytrucker November 15, 2012 at 8:28 pm

spoken like a true american

BoroPrimorac November 15, 2012 at 3:54 pm

The GOP keeps this up and they're going to offend the Latino sell outs who vote for them.

Tangled sin tax November 15, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Having people speak loudly and carefully to me is the only thing that lets this old deaf person have a clue as to what the conversation in the room is about. 'Course then when I know I'm not all that interested. And get off my lawn.

Steverino247 November 15, 2012 at 5:17 pm

This just in…

The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo (1848) allowed Mexicans in the annexed areas the choice of returning to Mexico or becoming U.S. citizens with full rights.

So, if your Mexican ancestors stayed, you have the right not to be stopped by Sheriff Joe just because you're brown. You even get to continue to speak Spanish and keep your other cultural heritage stuff unmolested.

Gayer_Than_Thou November 15, 2012 at 6:34 pm

It's kind of delicious when conservative entertainment media completely undercuts the Republican party.

cybermoe November 15, 2012 at 6:56 pm

andele! andele!

awwalk56 November 15, 2012 at 7:14 pm

Yep faux stir that barrel of shit with a boat oar. Make it nice and smooth for the toothless pap sucking saps who drink your shit in. Don't forget straws.

miss_grundy November 15, 2012 at 7:51 pm

Fox News: Estupido y Comemierda.

mr bojangles November 15, 2012 at 7:53 pm

could have used the scene from 'blazing saddles' 'we don't need no steeenkin' badges!'

ttommyunger November 15, 2012 at 8:52 pm

Steve Dochey for Preznit! Black-haired guy who isn't Steve Douchey for Vice Preznit, cross-eyed ignorant slut blonde for Secretary of my dick. FIXED!

Biel_ze_Bubba November 15, 2012 at 9:34 pm

Did any of the people pictured in that report vote for Romney? Huh?
Point made! Q.E. fuckin' D.

BZ1 November 16, 2012 at 7:24 am

Fox never fails to deliver!

DahBoner November 16, 2012 at 7:58 am

New sign on Fox News wall: NO MORE BEANER BASHING

PhilippePetain November 15, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Wow, I'm humbled. i always think I'm the wizened old hand at these things and that was totally before my time.

SorosBot November 15, 2012 at 2:49 pm

What the fuck?!? How could a major corporation advertise its product with something that offensive? Not to mention the actors agree to do that.

BoroPrimorac November 15, 2012 at 3:46 pm

The Asian couple speak better English than the white woman.

"How do you get shirt so clean, Mr. Lee?"

Esteev November 15, 2012 at 2:53 pm

¡ Sí es un lugar muy bien para ella!

Dudleydidwrong November 15, 2012 at 4:04 pm

In the original version the white woman leaves the laundry singing to herself "Ching, ching Chinaman, Ching, ching Chinaman…"

HistoriCat November 15, 2012 at 4:16 pm

The 70s were not all Good Times, my friend.

finallyhappy November 15, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Is that a joke? Plenty of racist commercials over time- I'm sure someone here could find a lot of them if they wanted to spend the time.

Schmannnity November 15, 2012 at 4:23 pm

I remember that at the time, the ad was considered "progressive" since this was obviously a new generation of Chinese who had adopted "modern ways."

Geminisunmars November 15, 2012 at 6:51 pm

And they actually used "real" Asians (called orientals at the time) to act in the commercial. Can't tell you how many movies my generation grew up watching the "ethnic" actors, who were whites with brown shoe polish and heavy eye liner. Including Marlon Brando.

bobbert November 15, 2012 at 9:03 pm

Fu Manchu Libel!

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