DEMOCRACY IS FOR SUCKERS  8:51 am November 15, 2012

Petition To Punch Grover Norquist In Dick Removed From White House Petition Site

by Kris E. Benson

pow right in the kisserWell, Wonketteers, we bring you some very depressing news: the petition for “all everyone to punch Grover Norquist in the dick” has been removed from We The People, the White House’s platform for direct democracy. This saddens us greatly for reasons that should be pretty obvious, do we really need to go into it because we’re pretty broken up about this whole thing. Also saddening for super obvious reasons: someone or someones removed the petition for President Obama to do the hokey pokey. We were going to drown our sorrows in a bottle of vodka but we got over it once we realized the petition to name Wonkette the official mommy blog of the United States of America is still alive and well.

[We The People]

 

Hola wonkerados.

To improve site performance, we did a thing. It could be up to three minutes before your comment appears. DON'T KEEP RETRYING, OKAY?

Also, if you are a new commenter, your comment may never appear. This is probably because we hate you.

{ 206 comments }

Loch_Nessosaur November 15, 2012 at 8:56 am

Too late, I think it's already been shrunk down to the size where it can drown in the bathtub.

Terry November 15, 2012 at 9:24 am

Have you heard him speak? His testicles never seem to have descended either.

1stNewtontheMoon November 15, 2012 at 11:08 am

He formulated all his policy positions (consisting of no taxes, ever never ever never infinity) as a child. Not because he was a prodigy but because the policy was childlike in its stupidity. And remarkably, he never developed physically or intellectually beyond the 4th grade so he grew a manly beard.

memzilla November 15, 2012 at 8:56 am

See, they would have left it up there if the petition had read:

“All everyone to punch Grover Norquist in the dick… with votes.

FlownOver November 15, 2012 at 9:13 am

Done already.

Botlrokit November 15, 2012 at 9:14 am

Link?

teebob2000 November 15, 2012 at 10:47 am

Mission accomplished

BaldarTFlagass November 15, 2012 at 8:57 am

I just can't believe there were only 57 signatures. They must have pulled it down after only a couple of minutes.

Terry November 15, 2012 at 9:24 am

Those 57 votes were all from DNC and White House staffers.

not that Dewey November 15, 2012 at 10:04 am

One from each of the 57 states.

sudsmckenzie November 15, 2012 at 8:57 am

He has a dick?

boskolives November 15, 2012 at 9:12 am

Has one and also is one, too.

weejee November 15, 2012 at 9:19 am

Just like his circular arguments.

Yellerdawg November 15, 2012 at 9:28 am

Right between his shoulders.

SuspectedDemocrat November 15, 2012 at 9:55 am

That's probably why it was taken down.

hollywooddood November 15, 2012 at 12:38 pm

I know, right? How can they tell?

Tommy1733 November 15, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Yes, and I am sure it does not get taxed much.

LibertyLover November 15, 2012 at 8:57 am

I don't know about the rest of the wonketteers, but I would never let my mom come to this blog….

actor212 November 15, 2012 at 9:09 am

My mom's dead, so I'm sure she's lurking.

weejee November 15, 2012 at 9:21 am

Mine too, but I'm sure that her zombieness would like more Nixon jokes.

LibertyLover November 15, 2012 at 9:23 am

"Dead Mom Lurking" sounds like a great name for a grunge band.

UW8316154 November 15, 2012 at 10:09 am

My mom has late-stage Alzhiemers, but back in the day? She would have seen the humor in a place like this.

Botlrokit November 15, 2012 at 9:15 am

I would now that I don't follow her belief system, or share her ideals. It would do her good, I'd imagine.

LibertyLover November 15, 2012 at 9:24 am

I'm a disappointment to my mom, as well. ;-)

Botlrokit November 15, 2012 at 9:39 am

A hesitant, crestfallen, yet empathic and unanimous upfist for you!

Terry November 15, 2012 at 9:25 am

Mine would rather enjoy it.

BigSkullF*ckingDog November 15, 2012 at 10:44 am

My mom would like it except for all the cursing. It's a sign of low intelligence, you know.

NDeeeZ November 15, 2012 at 10:58 am

Fuck, yeah!

Sharkey November 15, 2012 at 11:47 am

Too late! Eat your vegetables, son or daughter.

shelwood46 November 15, 2012 at 12:10 pm

My mom introduced me to Wonkette. She's awesome.

wondering where i am November 15, 2012 at 12:29 pm

I am your mom. And I am here already. Hee hee hee.

fishwharf November 15, 2012 at 3:15 pm

My mom would have hated it. Fox News lost its biggest fan when she passed away in 2009.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 15, 2012 at 8:59 am

Let's start a petition to raise Grover's taxes.

LibertyLover November 15, 2012 at 9:00 am

I would vote for that.

BadKitty904 November 15, 2012 at 9:06 am

A Sensible Policy for a Better America.

Cleopatriot November 15, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Yeah!

NDeeeZ November 15, 2012 at 8:59 am

I can hit pretty hard (with votes,) but I'm gonna need a bigger target…

BadKitty904 November 15, 2012 at 9:05 am

And gloves, because ew.

LibertyLover November 15, 2012 at 9:00 am

Grover of Sesame Street never uses the word "poopyhead" to describe anyone….

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 15, 2012 at 9:00 am

Spoiler alert: The monster at the end of the book is actually Grover.

sudsmckenzie November 15, 2012 at 9:01 am

The call is coming from in your caucus.

LibertyLover November 15, 2012 at 9:16 am

Are you sure it isn't coming from the lobby?

weejee November 15, 2012 at 9:22 am

Cleveland libel.

IncenseDebate November 15, 2012 at 9:01 am

Isn't this in the Bill of Rights already?

YerMa November 15, 2012 at 9:01 am

I'm starting a petition to put it back.

Gleem McShineys November 15, 2012 at 3:34 pm

His dick? Come to think of it, he does sound a little like the guy singing Detachable Penis…

BaldarTFlagass November 15, 2012 at 9:01 am

They probably pulled it because of the typo in the title.

MissTaken November 15, 2012 at 9:10 am

Yeah, I don't think hairy, unbleached asshole is spelled d-i-c-k

eggsacklywright November 15, 2012 at 9:21 am

Wrong font size. Or perhaps wrong fontanelle?

Gleem McShineys November 15, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Whitehouse Pulls Grover Norquist's Dick

Saw it on the internet. TRUE

MissTaken November 15, 2012 at 9:01 am

11/15/12
The Day Democracy Died

Never Forget.

BadKitty904 November 15, 2012 at 9:06 am

America, you bitch, etc.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 15, 2012 at 9:22 am

Let's secede!

starfanglednut November 15, 2012 at 9:30 am

Wonkette nation. Mandatory buttsex and gay abortions for all.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 15, 2012 at 9:38 am

And free stuff!

Esteev November 15, 2012 at 11:14 am

I gotta pay for the buttsechs?

JustPixelz November 15, 2012 at 8:36 pm

NO! I set up a counter-petition to repeal the 22nd Amendment so Obama can be elected to a third (or fourth!) term.
http://wh.gov/XKK6

solrobins6 November 15, 2012 at 9:02 am

ITS OK GUYS I GOT THIS SHIT YO!
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/reinsta

IncenseDebate November 15, 2012 at 9:07 am

You rank with the greats – Madison, Jefferson, Lincoln, and Jenna Jameson!

solrobins6 November 15, 2012 at 9:10 am

Lincoln has some bigass titties. And Jameson freed the slaves

sudsmckenzie November 15, 2012 at 9:18 am

This is Plouffe on his vacation.

actor212 November 15, 2012 at 9:10 am

I tip my hat to you for your ingenuity.

solrobins6 November 15, 2012 at 9:13 am

And I steal that hat, and run away with it. What now?

I got your hat.

actor212 November 15, 2012 at 9:35 am

No biggie…I'll just fold up another newspaper!

solrobins6 November 15, 2012 at 10:26 am

And I took that one too!

ALL YOUR HATS ARE BELONG TO THE ME

Tommy1733 November 15, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Waste of paper – do what I do and use foil.

memzilla November 15, 2012 at 9:10 am

I wish you an upfisty p-ness rocket for this.

BadKitty904 November 15, 2012 at 9:14 am

Vox populi…

EatsBabyDingos November 15, 2012 at 9:17 am

I am going to vote after I sign in my new White House handle, "Harry P. Ness," formerly known as Grover Norquist.

weejee November 15, 2012 at 9:29 am

Something from the banks of the Boneyard Creek?

Tundra Grifter November 15, 2012 at 9:31 am

Polly Morphus is on board! (But I didn't realize the last name is hidden – just an initial. I've just have to do better next time.)

Whee the People!

Vecchiojohn November 15, 2012 at 9:34 am

I signed. How soon before the FBI starts sending me obscene pictures?

Guppy November 15, 2012 at 9:37 am

You don't get them already?

Mojopo November 15, 2012 at 9:58 am

It's gone!

solrobins6 November 15, 2012 at 10:01 am
gullywompr November 15, 2012 at 11:06 am

And gone again.

They're on to us.

solrobins6 November 15, 2012 at 11:10 am
solrobins6 November 15, 2012 at 11:10 am

VIVA LA REVOLUTION OF DICK PUNCHING!

IncenseDebate November 15, 2012 at 9:04 am

What if we changed the wording to "ballz" or "nutz?"

eggsacklywright November 15, 2012 at 9:22 am

Try "testicular appendages."

BadKitty904 November 15, 2012 at 9:04 am

Conspiracy!

boskolives November 15, 2012 at 9:05 am

Grover is a dick, perhaps the first dick to have a dick. So if you punch him in the dick it's kind of redundant, also.

memzilla November 15, 2012 at 9:07 am

… but satisfyingly redundant.

BenGleck November 15, 2012 at 12:54 pm

So punch ALL of him.

memzilla November 15, 2012 at 9:05 am

At least it would make a good bumper sticker:

—– DON'T BLAME ME —–
I Voted for Grover Dick Punch

boskolives November 15, 2012 at 9:15 am

Vote early and vote often, with your feet, and with your fist and votes, also.

peaceocrap November 15, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Grover Dick Punch never goes over very well at the school dances, even after it's laced.

Botlrokit November 15, 2012 at 9:07 am

Grover Norquist is first in the long line of dick punches I want.

bflrtsplk November 15, 2012 at 9:08 am

Grover don`t have a dick..Ergo, punching him there is impossible. Ergo, petition to punch him there is superfluous.

FakaktaSouth November 15, 2012 at 9:08 am

I like how they said dick, cause with a voice that high and grating, you know he ain't got no balls. Also, I could totally come up with more of these guys to dick punch than there are states to secede.

actor212 November 15, 2012 at 9:09 am

We were going to drown our sorrows in a bottle of vodka but we got over it once we realized the petition to name Wonkette the official mommy blog of the United States of America is still alive and well.

Excuse me, but official "Mommy/COMEDY blog of the United States," if you please.

We need to get Ol' Handsome Joe Biden to endorse this petition.

GunToting[Redacted] November 15, 2012 at 9:10 am

With votes?

hollywooddood November 15, 2012 at 9:10 am

I pledge allegiance to punching Grover Norquist in the dick.

boskolives November 15, 2012 at 9:16 am

And the pleasure that it stands for, too.

BaldarTFlagass November 15, 2012 at 9:42 am

Hell, I'd even leave the "Under God" phrase in there.

MegPasadena November 15, 2012 at 10:40 am

I would let everyone else have the pleasure instead.
The feeling of Grover's balls against our hands? Even with pants on. Gross!

sudsmckenzie November 15, 2012 at 9:10 am

can we "Ultra Sound" him?

Clancy_Pants November 15, 2012 at 9:24 am

I would recommend a cystoscopy. Ultrasound is too non-invasive for dudes.

sudsmckenzie November 15, 2012 at 9:27 am

I only watch disgusting "Katie" Couric videos. All of them.

BaldarTFlagass November 15, 2012 at 9:11 am

If everybody punched him in the dick, he'd end up with a bloody nose, black eyes, split lip, broken jaw, and cauliflower ear. That's right. Dickhead.

BadKitty904 November 15, 2012 at 9:15 am

And that would be a problem…how?

tessiee November 15, 2012 at 9:49 am

I see nothng to object to there.

actor212 November 15, 2012 at 9:11 am

How do you punch anyone square in the dick? The only hole punches I've ever seen are all round!

BaldarTFlagass November 15, 2012 at 9:17 am

Google "square paper punch." Ya learn something new every day here at Wonkette!

actor212 November 15, 2012 at 9:34 am

Well, I'll be….

boskolives November 15, 2012 at 9:11 am

Grover Norquist has formally requested that all punches be delivered to his dick, sinnce if you were to punch him in the nose you might break his finger, too.

starfanglednut November 15, 2012 at 9:33 am

Same problem with kicking him in the ass.

BadKitty904 November 15, 2012 at 9:12 am

What kinda name is "Grover Norquist," anyways? Surely, that's an alias.

(And yes, I called y'all "Shirley")

memzilla November 15, 2012 at 9:24 am

It sounds… French.

weejee November 15, 2012 at 9:30 am

Norquist's closet name is Shirley? Does Lindsey know?

Tundra Grifter November 15, 2012 at 9:33 am

Shirley U. Jest?

EnnuiThereYet? November 15, 2012 at 9:12 am

Save energy: line Reince Priebus up behind him and get two dicks with one punch.

BadKitty904 November 15, 2012 at 9:18 am

"Reince Priebus" – again with the weird-ass names. "Reince Priebus" sounds a space-villain in one of the old "Johnny Quest" episodes…

BaldarTFlagass November 15, 2012 at 9:41 am

I liked the name of the Applebee's franchisee guy that Jon Stewart riffed on the other night, Zane Tankel.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/09/zane-tan

Zane Tankel.

boskolives November 15, 2012 at 9:23 am

Reince Priebus behind him might be cruel and unusual punishment to some, but not me, not today, also.

BaldarTFlagass November 15, 2012 at 9:12 am

The White House took this down? They must have gone behind Bamz's back, because I'm sure he's one of the 57 that signed it.

Trannysurprise November 15, 2012 at 9:13 am

You can just tell from looking at this toad that it has a tiny, tiny dick.

It would take some military precision shit to hit it.

Major Thom November 15, 2012 at 9:13 am

Grover is a DILP (Dick I'd like to punch). I'm copyrighting this as I type.

Tommy1733 November 15, 2012 at 1:05 pm

I approve this message.

Defeatably_Joe November 15, 2012 at 9:14 am

This has been a terrible couple of weeks for both Elmo and Grover alike. The difference being, Elmo totally didn't deserve it.

boskolives November 15, 2012 at 9:24 am

Sustained!

weejee November 15, 2012 at 9:31 am

Are you saying the Koch brothers have their hands way-up Grover's ass?

neiltheblaze November 15, 2012 at 9:16 am

What dick?

weejee November 15, 2012 at 9:31 am

Nixon, the one you're not supposed to change in the middle of a screw.

solrobins6 November 15, 2012 at 9:16 am
Guppy November 15, 2012 at 9:40 am

We need a petition to reinstate the petition to reinstate the petition to all everyone to punch Grover Norquist in the dick!

solrobins6 November 15, 2012 at 10:04 am
UnionSpies November 15, 2012 at 11:46 am

Didn't see it but while I was up there I signed the petitions for a couple of the Red States to secede.

SnarkOff November 15, 2012 at 9:17 am

IF YOU PUSSIES HAD JUST SHARED THIS WITH YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS, THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED!!!111!!!!! BUT NOOOOOOOO!!!1!!

LibertyLover November 15, 2012 at 9:21 am

I regret that I can only upfist you once for this!

YouFail4eva November 15, 2012 at 12:38 pm

It took a year to teach myself how to use the computer, but I spend all my time searching for articles for you. So Fuck you, and get of the fucking Internet!

BaldarTFlagass November 15, 2012 at 9:20 am

I don't know if I'd want any of my extremities near his junk.

LibertyLover November 15, 2012 at 9:20 am

Can we start a petition to see Grover's birth certificate?

Can we start one to see Donald Trump's grades?

Lizzietish81 November 15, 2012 at 9:22 am

fuck that, how about an IRS audit on both of them?

memzilla November 15, 2012 at 9:20 am

Now this is a petition.

Botlrokit November 15, 2012 at 9:23 am

Collective actions are people, too, my friends.

Oblios_Cap November 15, 2012 at 9:21 am

Bring back public pillories!

Mumbletypeg November 15, 2012 at 9:23 am

"Where are the warblogs of yesteryear?" — Captain John No-say-rian

MonkeyMotion November 15, 2012 at 9:24 am

It's difficult to get in a clean punch with Boehner's head in the way.

freakishlywrong November 15, 2012 at 9:27 am

A revolting and well deserved two-fer.

PhilippePetain November 15, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Lubricated with tears.

Clancy_Pants November 15, 2012 at 9:25 am

Dude: Hey Grover. How'd you break your hand?
Norquist: Someone punched my package.

Goonemeritus November 15, 2012 at 9:26 am

Only 57 Americans signed it, that’s a National disgrace.

Terry November 15, 2012 at 9:26 am

A lot of high level RNC donors have been doing this all week to both Norquist and Rove.

freakishlywrong November 15, 2012 at 9:27 am

Is this a great country or what?

TootsStansbury November 15, 2012 at 9:32 am

I wonder if they thought it through when they made this website: America is a smart-ass.

freakishlywrong November 15, 2012 at 9:39 am

Librul America is a smart ass. Wing nut Ameriduh is deadly serious about secession. " No. Please. Don't Go."

TootsStansbury November 15, 2012 at 9:59 am

"Secession" is code for I'm too stupid, lazy and xenophobic to emigrate.

boskolives November 15, 2012 at 9:28 am

I always thought Eric Cantor was his dick, or maybe it's the other way around if you can consider it a reach-around.

eggsacklywright November 15, 2012 at 9:39 am

"I pledge allegiance to the Grover, and the corporations for which he stands….etc."

Botlrokit November 15, 2012 at 9:40 am

OH SNAP

OneYieldRegular November 15, 2012 at 9:42 am

Having to be the moderator for that site would be a job and a half.

BadKitty904 November 15, 2012 at 9:47 am

Still, I'm sure they get a MUCH bigger laugh outta this kind of stuff than the usual Teabagger posturing and pontificating.

Redgyal November 15, 2012 at 9:43 am

This is the petition to sign. https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/force-a

Mumbletypeg November 15, 2012 at 9:43 am

You know… if there isn't yet a tumblr created to track screencap's of all these petitions' hijinks, I'm gonna wonder why I bothered getting out of bed this morning.

tessiee November 15, 2012 at 9:44 am

We're gonna need a bigger petition.

BaldarTFlagass November 15, 2012 at 9:44 am

I hope that when the new taxes are put in place, they call it the Grover Norquist Tax Increase, so it goes down through the ages that way, like "Bush Tax Cuts" and "Obama Care." Only because he would be mortified.

tessiee November 15, 2012 at 9:46 am

Fine. Be that way.
*starts petition to punch Grover Norquist in the balls*

elviouslyqueer November 15, 2012 at 9:46 am

Okay, since it looks like the whole "punched in the dick" petition isn't going to fly, why don't we go with the original idea of publicly pillorying him? I mean, there's nothing that says you can't, y'know, punch Grover square in his goodie-bits whilst he's just cold hanging in the pillory, amirite? Semantics, people, semantics!

tessiee November 15, 2012 at 9:47 am

We can still punch Mitch McConnell in the dick, though, right?

James Michael Curley November 15, 2012 at 10:25 am

Do it quickly before it recedes into his shell.

elviouslyqueer November 15, 2012 at 10:32 am

Objection. Facts not in evidence.

tessiee November 15, 2012 at 9:50 am

How about we punch one of the Koch Bros. in the dick? That would efficiently allow us to punch Grover Norquist in the mouth at the same time.

Vecchiojohn November 15, 2012 at 9:54 am

Do you think punch him in the Koch would stay up?

Tio_Doidinho November 15, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Pointless violence coupled with irony – I like it!

johnnyzhivago November 15, 2012 at 9:52 am

I thought Grover was toast along with Elmo and Big Bird?

kyeshinka November 15, 2012 at 9:53 am

Make Obama do the Hokey Pokey? Wow. That's….just….really funny…in a 1920s sort of way.

WinstonK3 November 15, 2012 at 9:54 am

I love all the secession petitions. The Secession movement is huge with the Tea Baggers right now, and we should encourage them to leave so we don't have to spend our tax dollars propping up the south.

solrobins6 November 15, 2012 at 9:54 am

They took it down. I am replacing it with "in the funtime area"

Mojopo November 15, 2012 at 9:55 am

I signed the Wonkette petition and put it on my wall. Right next to Malala.

solrobins6 November 15, 2012 at 9:57 am
Mojopo November 15, 2012 at 10:00 am

I'm in.

Redgyal November 15, 2012 at 1:21 pm

That link does not work.

tessiee November 15, 2012 at 10:01 am

So, the take-away here is that President Obama (oh, how I love typing that!) is NOT going to do the hokey pokey?

Dang.
And here I was mentally hearing him narrate the steps as he did them:
"You put your left foot in. Let me be clear. You put your left foot out…"

Mojopo November 15, 2012 at 10:04 am

You put your (pause) ahhh, your right foot in, and ahhh (pause) you, ahhh, shake it all… about. [Thumb tamped down on fist for punctuation]

Redgyal November 15, 2012 at 10:02 am

Judging by the number of petitions to leave the Union, I would say that the president is still blah. Also sign this petition https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/force-a

UnionSpies November 15, 2012 at 11:52 am

Did you see the petition for North Carolina to STAY in the Union?

"Bless their hearts…"

Redgyal November 15, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Yes I did. Seriously, this secession drama is only highlighting what some people have said before. The original intent of the US was to benefit only a small, very specific group of people. The problems started when they had to share the bounty with others they had considered inferior. And as they did then, they are doing now. If they can't have it all for themselves, no one else can have it. I honestly pray that these people get what they are asking for……Barry as their permanent dictator boyfriend.

UW8316154 November 15, 2012 at 10:04 am

What? I'm only number #62 in the mommy-blog petition?!?

MUSH, you people, MUSH!!

DixvilleCrotch November 15, 2012 at 10:06 am

Just curious… what are the perks of being US America's Official Mommyblog?

Tio_Doidinho November 15, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Free breast milk, obvs.

not that Dewey November 15, 2012 at 10:11 am

Vote for revenge!

James Michael Curley November 15, 2012 at 10:30 am

My cats want to punch some body in the dick because they had to pay more for their little licenses this year while the Republicans in town lowered the license fees for contractors.

1stNewtontheMoon November 15, 2012 at 10:48 am

can we start this back up at change.org?

ChickTract_Fil_A November 15, 2012 at 11:01 am

Leave it to O'bummer to take away my freedums.

DahBoner November 15, 2012 at 11:13 am

TAKE OUR COCKPUNCHING BACK

barto November 15, 2012 at 11:16 am

ALL YOUR GROVER NORQUIST ARE BELONG TO US!

ElPinche November 15, 2012 at 11:20 am

I say slap a dress on Norquist (one that "asks for it") and lock him in a room with a four star general.

Woodshedding November 15, 2012 at 11:20 am

To help cheer Wonkele up, let's all remember to click on at least one ad.

My own sorrow is, I used to click away on Romney ads just so his campaign would have to pay, and don't have that opportunity any more. Hit me up, barkeep.

UnionSpies November 15, 2012 at 11:25 am

Just when I start getting depressed about this country, I see something like this petition. I freaking LOVE America!

RalphCrown November 15, 2012 at 11:36 am

Well played, anonymous petition starter, very well played.

GregComlish November 15, 2012 at 11:58 am

Heh, Kris E. Benson was probably the author of that petition

PurgedVoter November 15, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Wait a minute, even if it is Grover, I don't think we should approve of gay bashing.

BenGleck November 15, 2012 at 12:57 pm

I love Grover dick humor!

BenGleck November 15, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Can we petition them to give Grover a colonoscopy?

Tommy1733 November 15, 2012 at 1:06 pm

I have a feeling that monitoring this new Petition site is going to be a full-time job for several people – JOB CREATION!

Joey_Blau November 15, 2012 at 1:08 pm

well at tleast this is there

Support a Resolution of Expulsion of Mitch McConnell from the Senate for his disloyalty to the United States.

rickmaci November 15, 2012 at 2:37 pm

OMG. What is the White House hiding? Grovergate? What did this president know and when did he know it. And why is he trying to cover it all up with Generalsdickgate and and the CIA and Susan Rice? Impeachment I tell you. More from FuxNooz tomorrow.

AlterNewt November 15, 2012 at 2:46 pm

There are some awfully suspicious (and familiar) names affixed to the 'Mommy-blog' petition.

ttommyunger November 15, 2012 at 9:14 pm

I think Grover Norquist is a poopy-head.

Baba_NinjaCat12 November 15, 2012 at 9:20 pm
mr bojangles November 15, 2012 at 9:39 pm

i don't always drink beer, but when i do i punch grover norkwist in the dick!

BZ1 November 16, 2012 at 7:18 am

He gives all Grovers a bad name.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 15, 2012 at 11:31 am

No! Everything's free now!

actor212 November 15, 2012 at 11:44 am

Damn…I need to find your mom and have her sit on my head.

solrobins6 November 15, 2012 at 11:46 am

Then I would own my mom. And I would set her free, because fuck slavery yo

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