PIX OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN  6:29 pm November 14, 2012

Ladies And Gentlemen, We Present To You: ‘The Shirtless F.B.I. Guy’

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

He does sort of look like Walter Skinner?By all appearances, Frederick W. Humphries II, 47, has asked his remaining friends in the Federal Bureau of Investigation to reach out to The New York Times and speak as glowingly of his character as certain other people have spoken of certain other people’s maternal love. Wait, what? Oh, don’t worry about it. You guys, we got our SHIRTLESS FBI GUY!!1! (Photo from Seattle Times.)

“Fred is a passionate kind of guy,” said one former colleague. “He’s kind of an obsessive type. If he locked his teeth onto something, he’d be a bulldog.”

That description would appear to fit his involvement in the current investigation.

Oh, New York Times, how we love it when you’re a catty bitch.

Perhaps some of those friends take issue with newsmedia reports that Mr. Wertham II was just contantly sexting selfies to unsuspecting consuls honorary?

Mr. Berger took issue with news media reports that have said his client sent shirtless pictures of himself to Ms. Kelley.

“That picture was sent years before Ms. Kelley contacted him about this, and it was sent as part of a larger context of what I would call social relations in which the families would exchange numerous photos of each other,” Mr. Berger said.

The photo was sent as a “joke” and was of Mr. Humphries “posing with a couple of dummies.” Mr. Berger said the picture was not sexual in nature.

Well, it is illegal for a FBI agent to lie, we are pretty sure that is the law, so that clears it.

Oh, except for this one thing. It would be irresponsible not to speculate, given his “worldview,” that they are one and the same.

[NYT / photo from Seattle Times]

 

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Not_So_Much November 14, 2012 at 6:34 pm

Don't all families with young children send photos of their junk back and forth? You know, for swinger parties "social relations".

Jukesgrrl November 14, 2012 at 9:35 pm

Abs are not junk. They are fucking GOLDEN.

actor212 November 15, 2012 at 7:22 am

Who'd want to see this loser naked? He looks like that guy who always plays some shopkeeper in movies about redneck states.

Beowoof November 14, 2012 at 6:34 pm

Everybody knows women especially like pictures of big dicks. And he is a big dick.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 14, 2012 at 7:34 pm

Even looks like one.

Grokenstein November 14, 2012 at 8:40 pm

I have a very great friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus.

MosesInvests November 14, 2012 at 10:24 pm

He has a wife, you know….

HogeyeGrex November 15, 2012 at 2:36 am

Ah, dear Incontinentia.

facehead November 14, 2012 at 6:34 pm

When can we see Nate Silver shirtless?

smokefilledroommate November 14, 2012 at 7:13 pm

I know you want to check out his calculator.

Veritas78 November 14, 2012 at 7:56 pm

Shirtless, all you want! But his dick? You'll have to pry it out of my cold, dead mouth first.

(Okay, somebody had to say it.)

Butch_Wagstaff November 14, 2012 at 8:38 pm

He he small of stature and a bit effeminate according the greatest GOP minds. So…I hope that we can see such pics.

iburl November 14, 2012 at 11:27 pm

Ask, and ye shall receive…
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lndxpcPVrr1qksp

edgydrifter November 14, 2012 at 6:34 pm

Dreamiest stalker ever, amirite? Love the "come hither and submit" gaze.

BadKitty904 November 14, 2012 at 6:43 pm

Oh, yah. He's def. got that "Waterboarder o' Luv" thing goin' on there. "Humpy Humphries…not

CindynEncinitas November 15, 2012 at 2:01 pm

If he smelled good and had a sexy voice, I'd be in trouble…

ChillBill November 14, 2012 at 6:36 pm

Thank you for not posting the actual shirtless pics.

boskolives November 14, 2012 at 9:08 pm

Oh, I thought I heard that he was scared shitless and couldn't figure out what the big deal was. Seeing him shirtless, I still don't know, too.

christianmuslin November 14, 2012 at 6:36 pm

I have turned my tablet upside down and inside out, yet still no shirtless guy photos. It would appear we all are dummies!

DerrickWildcat November 14, 2012 at 6:37 pm

This stuff has turned out like a Lifetime Movie Channel…movie.

TribecaMike November 14, 2012 at 7:27 pm

I was wondering if and when Tiffani-Amber Thiessen was going to show up in this story.

Jukesgrrl November 14, 2012 at 9:38 pm

She's too classy for this story. Think Tara Reid.

corthylio November 14, 2012 at 6:37 pm

Did I fail to click on the correct link? I din't see nobody shirtless?

Fred Humphries II Jr November 14, 2012 at 7:01 pm

This Wonkie srsly needs to cite them shirtless pics.

NellCote71 November 14, 2012 at 11:01 pm

Apparently Wonkette has been overtaken by Huff Po. Wake up, sheepie. The killing fields have begun.

BadKitty904 November 14, 2012 at 6:37 pm

Dang. How disappointing is that/he?

Living in Joy November 15, 2012 at 9:09 am

Not exactly what I was expecting. I can't imagine how he lost out to General Allen.

BaldarTFlagass November 14, 2012 at 6:38 pm

That picture… was sent as part of a larger context of what I would call social relations in which the families would exchange numerous photos of each other,” Mr. Berger said.

Yeah, sounds normal to me. My cousins are always flashing upskirt shots when they pose with the family for their custom Christmas cards.

emmelemm November 14, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Wait, your cousins are the Kardashians?

C_R_Eature November 14, 2012 at 6:54 pm

You're Scottish?

Franknflower November 14, 2012 at 6:58 pm

Shirtless with a couple of dummies is a totally normal photo. As long as he wasn't feigning sex with said dummies.

NYNYNYjr November 15, 2012 at 12:07 am

He was posing shirtless with a couple of dummies, Michelle Malkin and Lindsey Graham. Who were also shirtless.

SorosBot November 14, 2012 at 7:01 pm

It's like the nipple pic Elaine sent for Christmas to her family.

Barrelhse November 14, 2012 at 8:11 pm

Can I get on the xmas card list?

Negropolis November 14, 2012 at 11:30 pm

Sounds more like XXXmas.

VodkaGoGo November 14, 2012 at 8:24 pm

Your cousins sound nice.

PhilippePetain November 14, 2012 at 9:13 pm

My thing is, if the shirtless pics were so normal, how did they end up getting mentioned/recognized in the initial FBI leak or whatever anyway?

I SMELZ COVERUP

FlipFlopFuck November 14, 2012 at 6:39 pm

Wait, he fucked Petraeus??!?

YerMa November 14, 2012 at 6:42 pm

I would like a flowchart to get me up to speed on this fuck fest. I've been getting indoctrinated by college professors this week and woefully behind.

FlipFlopFuck November 14, 2012 at 6:45 pm

It's more fucked up than Romney's tax returns.

Fred Humphries II Jr November 14, 2012 at 7:02 pm

C'mon it's been a whole week — when are you gonna trust him on it?

HogeyeGrex November 15, 2012 at 2:40 am

Unpossible!

cybermoe November 14, 2012 at 6:51 pm

It needs to be edited but its out there;
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/the-pet

YerMa November 14, 2012 at 6:54 pm

Thanks, won't work on my phone, I'll catch up later!!

mull_man November 14, 2012 at 7:06 pm

From the G&M comments:

I heard that the shirtless agent has a twin. And Kelly is going into a coma for 2 and a half weeks for watching two and and a half men. This is getting exciting. If Petraeus offs himself after a gold mine deal goes south, I'll wet myself.

I agree. This is better than the time Nigel fell off the roof of Lower Loxley Hall on New Years Eve in The Archers.

C_R_Eature November 14, 2012 at 6:57 pm
Lascauxcaveman November 14, 2012 at 7:08 pm

Hey! I've go that tattooed on my back!

FlipFlopFuck November 14, 2012 at 10:39 pm

Best tramp stamp evah!

corthylio November 14, 2012 at 7:11 pm

Clearly, the phosphofructokinase is to blame here.

Oh, and Obama also, too.

C_R_Eature November 14, 2012 at 7:42 pm

The common denominator in all these Sex scandals: It's always the NAD's fault.

PhilippePetain November 14, 2012 at 9:06 pm

Phosphofructokinase Libel

Steverino247 November 14, 2012 at 7:14 pm

Oh man! When I was in grad school, I had to know that shit cold. Names of all the enzymes, neurotransmitters, everything. The most useless information I ever learned.

FlipFlopFuck November 14, 2012 at 7:17 pm

I got Krebs in grad school too!

weejee November 14, 2012 at 7:22 pm

Be still my heart. Phosphofructokinase, beloved PFK the First, God of Glycolysis.

Clancy_Pants November 15, 2012 at 3:43 am

Try this one.

weejee November 15, 2012 at 8:46 am

Where is Godzilla chillin'?

Defeatably_Joe November 15, 2012 at 7:04 am

Here is your unabridged flowchart

And here is maybe the most accurate take: everything is terrible and don't try to understand it.

MissTaken November 14, 2012 at 7:19 pm

Maybe?

I think he fucked the woman who wanted to fuck Petraeus but got told 'fuck off' by the woman who was fucking Petraeus. I think.

PhilippePetain November 14, 2012 at 9:08 pm

We need a Beeb miniseries, stat!, Maybe Our Michelle can help us out with that….

FlipFlopFuck November 15, 2012 at 12:37 am

It's a general fuck up.

ButthurtWingers2012 November 15, 2012 at 2:57 am

You're pretty close…here's my reading on it: okay so Patraeus fucked his biographer who thought he was fucking this corrupt GOPer socialite so she wrote her emails telling her to fuck off and leave her bitch alone. The socialite, thinking she had diplomatic powers reported this to some douche who sent the emails over to someone who's an expert on fucking mass amounts of people: Eric Cantor. Cantor THEN sends (with extra smarm for effect) the emails to higher ups in the FBI who decide for god knows what reason (probably some bribery..I just assume Cantor is corrupt even when its ridiculous to be corrupt) to investigate and Patraeus and Broadwell admit to fucking thus ensuring his career is caput (probably his marraige, too..she is hot and her husband knows he's a goofy bastard so she'll get taken back). Then, this douchebag (shirtless guy) gets mad because the FBI isn't moving fast enough to embarass Obama so he sends inside information to rightwing jobber sites (I think it goes that way…). Meanwhile, rich GOPer socialite might be in trouble herself because she may have been fucking the US commander in Afghanistan ontop of being a Kardashian-looking crook (who I'd still bang). Shirtless guy was apparently stalking her, too…so this is where we end. (I think). Needs moar Venn diagrams, flowcharts and mob heirarchies…

Negropolis November 15, 2012 at 7:04 am

Wait, maybe I've got the chronology mixed up, but I thought Humphries first sent the information on the affair to his higher-ups, and they decided to pursue it, but not as publically or as quickly as Humphries may have liked. Then months later, seeing that no one is going to make this public until the investigation is complete, sends the informaton of the affair to the Repulican leadership, and that it didn't make its way to Cantor's office until October.

MegPasadena November 15, 2012 at 10:24 am

Not in a literal sense, but yes.

YerMa November 14, 2012 at 6:40 pm

"Social relations"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Designer_Rants November 14, 2012 at 7:25 pm

Sounds better than "Bumping Uglies".

Barrelhse November 14, 2012 at 8:12 pm

Ha! more like "social intercourse", eh?!

BaldarTFlagass November 14, 2012 at 6:40 pm

"Frederick W. Humphries II"

You mean there's a IIIrd running around out there somewhere?

nmmagyar November 14, 2012 at 7:00 pm

Not necessarily, I'm a II and there is no III, nor will there ever be one unless my husband get preggers.

calliecallie November 14, 2012 at 8:18 pm

Not that he knows about.

smokefilledroommate November 14, 2012 at 11:48 pm

Turds usually drain themselves.

ButthurtWingers2012 November 15, 2012 at 3:03 am

If there is we could probably find him due to tell-tale baldness like II…and with part III, it's ALWAYS personal.

MissTaken November 14, 2012 at 6:42 pm

The photo was sent as a “joke” and was of Mr. Humphries “posing with a couple of dummies.” Mr. Berger said the picture was not sexual in nature.

Anthony Weiner and his penis are wishing he called his balls just 'a couple of dummies', too.

SorosBot November 14, 2012 at 6:52 pm

Well balls do often make us menfolk act like total dummies.

Nothingisamiss November 14, 2012 at 7:19 pm

Sometimes in an awesome sorta way.

corthylio November 14, 2012 at 6:42 pm

Is it just me, or is anyone else thinking of Are You Being Served? when you read "Mr. Humphries"?

BaldarTFlagass November 14, 2012 at 6:50 pm

Mr Humphries was also Otto and Kevin's boss at the grocery at the beginning of Repo Man.
"Otto, you were late again this morning. Now normally I'd let it go but it's been brought to my attention that you're not paying attention to the way you space the cans. Many young men of your age in these uncertain times—Otto! Are you paying attention to me?"
"Fuck you."

OzoneTom November 14, 2012 at 7:06 pm

Probably should have been since I am an old fan, but I have to admit that my first thought was "I wonder if he is related to Barry Humphries."

DemmeFatale November 14, 2012 at 8:09 pm

Humphry Slocombe is a wacky ice cream place in San Francisco that's actually named after "Are You Being Served."
My favorite flavor is "Secret Breakfast," (bourbon and cornflakes). http://www.humphryslocombe.com/Home.html

Butch_Wagstaff November 14, 2012 at 8:34 pm

That's just awesome.

DemmeFatale November 14, 2012 at 11:15 pm

I still have to try “Jesus Juice.” (red wine and cola sorbet)

HogeyeGrex November 15, 2012 at 3:03 am

I am so there. How did I not know about this place?

PsycWench November 14, 2012 at 6:42 pm

My facebook profile picture is me with my skirt pulled over my head.

BaldarTFlagass November 14, 2012 at 6:51 pm

T-back or granny panties?

Lionel[redacted]Esq November 14, 2012 at 7:10 pm

Pics or GTFO…, wait, what?

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 14, 2012 at 7:32 pm

*sends friend request*

AlterNewt November 14, 2012 at 8:57 pm

Somebody should ask, so I'll do it. At what age?

PsycWench November 14, 2012 at 9:14 pm

Ben Franklin would say it doesn't matter "And as in the dark all Cats are grey…"
Of course, Ben would have first made sure he wasn't boning a kitten.

AlterNewt November 14, 2012 at 9:19 pm

Sort of my point. Absolutely no offence intended.

ButthurtWingers2012 November 15, 2012 at 3:05 am

Okay…I'll take the bait: I just checked and your picture is definitely NOT Rush Limbaugh (since he's a pussy…) waka, waka!

SmutBoffin November 14, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Has this scandal reached "peak trashiness", or will some tale of Pentagon/FBI backroom assplay come along soon?

MissTaken November 14, 2012 at 6:46 pm

Fingers crossed!

SorosBot November 14, 2012 at 6:50 pm

Or maybe some Vitteresque diaper play.

calliecallie November 14, 2012 at 8:13 pm

needz moar buttsecks!

PsycWench November 14, 2012 at 9:19 pm
SorosBot November 14, 2012 at 6:45 pm

I'm sure his sending those topless pics was somehow Obama's fault anyway.

BadKitty904 November 14, 2012 at 6:49 pm

But how do said pix tie into Bengahzi?

corthylio November 14, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Petraeus got involved in an extra-marital affair ages ago because he knew he'd want to resign rather than answer questions about Benghazi.

Oh, and they are both Obama's fault.

Dildeaux November 15, 2012 at 11:51 am

Bamz has knowed bout said affair for months.
Once the gopers took up the Benghazi scent, what with Patraeus conducting his own post attack fact finding mission (prly a chance to revist some hot Middle Eastern poon), Kenyan jedi mind bogglingly fantabulous at conspiracies Bamz had to throw Patraeus under the Humvee in oder to prevent the general from spilling the true real factual facts about said attack, which would obviously lead the US to impeach the Pres, as we dissolve into an episode of Dommsday Preppers.
12-20-2012 is coming anyway, so I cant get too worked up about much, aside from football.

GlowneyHouse November 14, 2012 at 6:45 pm

First thing that came to mind when I saw the title…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVJTW7wOgXE

Crank_Tango November 14, 2012 at 6:46 pm

Propinquity inviolability libel!!!

LibertyLover November 14, 2012 at 8:49 pm

It certainly is SAT vocabulary week at the Wonkette.

glasspusher November 14, 2012 at 11:42 pm

Hey. Lets use words we all understand.

Designer_Rants November 14, 2012 at 11:49 pm

Machinegun Skullfuck Ret@rd.

glasspusher November 14, 2012 at 11:53 pm

Thank you.

Beetagger November 14, 2012 at 6:47 pm

He's sort of a more butch version of Joe the Plumber.

BadKitty904 November 14, 2012 at 6:50 pm

Looks crazier, too.

Jukesgrrl November 14, 2012 at 9:49 pm

Is that possible? In any case, he probably has access to top-shelf weapons so, yes, worse.

Joshua Norton November 14, 2012 at 6:48 pm

Mr. Berger said the picture was not sexual in nature.

More like sad. His posing shirtless for sexy-time photos is like trying to spice up a bowl of oatmeal with more oatmeal.

NYNYNYjr November 15, 2012 at 12:13 am

In nature the picture would not be sexual, but in human society, yes.

Not_Mother November 14, 2012 at 6:48 pm

This news is getting better for Anthony Weiner minute by minute.

Fred_Wertham_Jr November 14, 2012 at 6:49 pm

"Perhaps some of those friends take issue with newsmedia reports that Mr. Wertham II was just contantly sexting selfies to unsuspecting consuls honorary?"

How the hell did I get dragged into this?

glasspusher November 14, 2012 at 11:44 pm

Just think of it as part of your 15 minutes.

decentcitizen November 14, 2012 at 6:49 pm

Glad to see our domestic and foreign security is in the hands of such competent and well-balanced people.

cybermoe November 14, 2012 at 6:50 pm

Did he just call Petreaus and Allen "a couple of dummies"?

corthylio November 14, 2012 at 7:07 pm

I just saw that on the Internetz so it must be true…

emmelemm November 14, 2012 at 7:13 pm

If the shoe fits…

Mahousu November 14, 2012 at 9:17 pm

I think we all are at this point.

Schmannnity November 14, 2012 at 6:50 pm

Anthony Weiner wants to know how he can get in on this hot Kelley action.

sharethegrief November 14, 2012 at 6:50 pm

OT – I'm having trouble getting my snark back. I lost my favorite sister last month to bone cancer. I now know exactly what bereft feels like. When I discovered Wonkette last winter, to paraphrase a writer on here, you all were my opiate found below the false bottom of a Pringles can. Sometimes you have no idea how you've helped a virtual stranger. There have been lots of days that all of you pulled the dark curtain away for me.

YerMa November 14, 2012 at 6:52 pm

:hug:

That's all I got….

MissTaken November 14, 2012 at 6:53 pm

hugs

Blueb4sinrise November 14, 2012 at 7:10 pm

Many of us been there. Take care.
Lightnin' has had trouble too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMuzFQTpjDE&f

proudgrampa November 14, 2012 at 7:15 pm

I am so sorry for what you are going through.

*hugs*

MissNancyPriss November 14, 2012 at 7:19 pm

I have been there. There are no words. Although I found "Meditations" ( Marcus Aurelius, not the other kind), to be profoundly helpful.

C_R_Eature November 14, 2012 at 7:27 pm

You'd be surprised at just how many people here understand exactly how much this place has helped you. It sure has helped me through some very dark times over the years.

Wonkette is full of the funniest and most creatively crazy people that I've ever had the good fortune to have found. It's not so much that this place lets me be a public jackass, but the Wonkette Community really puts a certain Bent spin on a brutish and humourless reality that desperately needs bending.

Come in, stay, read and take your own time to heal. The Funny and The Community here go hand-in-hand and The Snark is a wonderful palliative.

One more thing. You may feel you're a Virtual Stranger, but as long as you're here you're a Wonketeer.

Take care, CRE

AutomaticPilot November 14, 2012 at 9:38 pm

I'm such a dork – that actually made me tear up a little!

C_R_Eature November 14, 2012 at 9:43 pm

I'm just glad this blog doesn't have video.

It's OK to embrace your Inner Dorkiness…Dorks are "In" this year. Just ask Nate Silver, when he isn't drunk.

Jukesgrrl November 14, 2012 at 9:56 pm

My sentiments exactly, but I'm not eloquent enough to have stated it that way.

C_R_Eature November 14, 2012 at 10:02 pm

Thank you. That wasn't an easy one.

Jimmyone November 14, 2012 at 10:26 pm

Word…

Defeatably_Joe November 14, 2012 at 7:32 pm

God, fuck cancer.

::hugs::

PsycWench November 14, 2012 at 7:41 pm

I am so sorry. One of my colleagues…a man I respected and loved, knew for 15 years, a mentor…passed away at the beginning of October. We still talk about him in the present tense. I'm starting to tear up just writing this. I know that's not like losing a sister but I hate it for you.

DCBloom November 14, 2012 at 7:43 pm

{{{{{{{ Good thoughts to STG }}}}}}}}}}}

Dudleydidwrong November 14, 2012 at 7:44 pm

Thanks for sharing your grief. (HUG) Wonkette helps a lot of us get through some tough times of varying degrees and types of toughness. This place is a gem.

SayItWithWookies November 14, 2012 at 7:54 pm

My deepest condolences — it seems impossible to get through losing someone you love, but you're not among strangers. Regardless of what's been going on in my day or my life I always feel at home here.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 14, 2012 at 8:01 pm

Take care and be well. Thank you for sharing this. In the meantime, hopefully our snark will give you some joy.

calliecallie November 14, 2012 at 8:12 pm

Hugs to you! I am so sorry about your sister. I feel just the same about Wonkette, and have been looking for an excuse to post it. Wonkette is a ray of sunshine in every day.

lulzmonger November 14, 2012 at 8:23 pm

Snark is indeed the ideal spiritual vitamin.

My late Mom's advice: "Keep your pecker up, kid."
This will probably only help if you're male.

C_R_Eature November 14, 2012 at 9:56 pm

This will make more sense when you learn that "Pecker" is the English term for "Chin"

Although, in some instances the American slang term works too.

Doktor Zoom November 14, 2012 at 8:26 pm

I've said it before and I'll say it again: We're like Callahan's Crosstime Saloon, but with a lot more buttsex jokes.

C_R_Eature November 14, 2012 at 9:58 pm

And Invertebrates.

Doktor Zoom November 15, 2012 at 3:05 pm

And invertebrate buttsex (the less said, the better).

C_R_Eature November 15, 2012 at 6:55 pm

Yes, that is a thing We Do Not Discuss amongst polite company.
Or, for that matter, here at Wonkette.

An_Outhouse November 14, 2012 at 8:59 pm

peace and love, always. praying for you.

YouFail4eva November 14, 2012 at 9:09 pm

We got your back.

AutomaticPilot November 14, 2012 at 9:36 pm

I am so sorry to hear of your loss. That is so sad. I agree with your feelings about the power of our Wonkette!

BaldarTFlagass November 14, 2012 at 9:38 pm

Sorry to hear about your loss. Steadfast, you will get your snark back, just like Austin Powers got his mojo back.

Edging back closer to my usual Wonkette personality: I hope you didn't tell your other sisters that your sister who passed away was your favorite.

fuflans November 14, 2012 at 10:29 pm

as everyone always says things so well here, i will only add, i too am very sorry and wish you any and every solace you can find.

MosesInvests November 14, 2012 at 10:31 pm

Virtual hug from me, too.

DemmeFatale November 15, 2012 at 12:12 am

C'mere, you big lug.
(HUG!)

And don't worry about your snark, it'll come back when you're ready.
In the meantime, Wonketeers are at the ready! (salutes stg)

cousinitt November 15, 2012 at 12:45 am

Warm, furry hugs.

pigdog2 November 15, 2012 at 3:21 am

We're with you. The snark will return when it's ready.

vtxmcrider November 15, 2012 at 12:32 pm

More big hugs for you here.

Wonkette is a very special place. Even on the darkest days, the crew here has made me laugh, often very inappropriately. Then again, if the laughter were appropriate, this would not be Wonkette.

MissTaken November 14, 2012 at 6:50 pm

and it was sent as part of a larger context of what I would call social relations in which the families would exchange numerous photos of each other,” Mr. Berger said.

Phew! I'm not the only one who sends shirtless pics to her family!

Dudleydidwrong November 14, 2012 at 7:46 pm

Our family was so poor that we only had one shirt for us all. So any photos were mostly shirtless, except for one lucky family member. Finally the damn Wal-Mart shirt wore out and now we're being arrested for lewd nudity. I tell ya, there's no justice.

PsycWench November 14, 2012 at 9:23 pm

At least you had a shirt. We had an old dish towel we'd take turns holding over our chests, and we were happy to have it.

MosesInvests November 14, 2012 at 10:32 pm

You were looky!

Crank_Tango November 14, 2012 at 6:53 pm

Zombie Breitfart is in possession of the real pix, and you bet your Benghazi, are they ever hot.

Fred Humphries II Jr November 14, 2012 at 6:58 pm

He and Satan are furiously fapping to them.

weejee November 14, 2012 at 7:08 pm

Well wasn't Randy Andy's coffin filled with marshmallows and roasting sticks? A gravedigger's hedge fund as it were.

cybermoe November 14, 2012 at 6:54 pm

Federal Bikini Inspector?

JadedPreppy November 14, 2012 at 6:55 pm

This whole Homeland episode needs a guest appearance by Dexter.

proudgrampa November 14, 2012 at 7:16 pm

I'm not so sure. Dex has his own issues this season…

JadedPreppy November 14, 2012 at 7:28 pm

Too bad he doesn't have issues with social climbing fraud-skanks.

smokefilledroommate November 14, 2012 at 6:56 pm

'Dick' or 'Shit' or "Dickshits' always work wonderfully in redacted documents.

Schmannnity November 14, 2012 at 6:56 pm

Hunky Humphries hunkers into Tampa Tramps Tabloid

Fred Humphries II Jr November 14, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Thus my new name is born (it was aboot time to change it).

smokefilledroommate November 14, 2012 at 7:03 pm

Oh–thought it was Shirtless Bullshit No Linky Garbage Post Fake Outrage

calliecallie November 14, 2012 at 8:13 pm

Does this mean you're born again? Just saying…

smokefilledroommate November 14, 2012 at 6:58 pm

Honestly– too many links, some broken and I'm drunk. So there. Gotsta grill me some food now.

cybermoe November 14, 2012 at 7:01 pm

Yes but are you, shirtless.

smokefilledroommate November 14, 2012 at 7:09 pm

I can be, shirtless. But the grill would, hurt teh boobies. Mr. Tambourine Mannnn!!!!!!!

cybermoe November 14, 2012 at 7:13 pm

Can you grill me some bacon?

BadKitty904 November 14, 2012 at 7:04 pm

We have plenty of home-made veggie soup and I can grill you a cheese sammich, if you'd like. :0)

smokefilledroommate November 14, 2012 at 7:07 pm

I'm grilling jerk chicken. I have some lentils, too. (whatever that means).. laughing out lentils

proudgrampa November 14, 2012 at 7:18 pm

I would love to learn how you intend to grill lentils. Aren't they gonna fall through the grill?

smokefilledroommate November 14, 2012 at 9:00 pm

I don't grill legumes, duh. Only the Jeffersons can do that.

James Michael Curley November 15, 2012 at 9:46 am

Let's all be a little kinder to chickens. I know they are not too bright, but way smarter than turkeys who are said to look up when it rains and drown when the water goes down their open throat.

HouseOfTheBlueLights November 14, 2012 at 7:20 pm

This reminds me that I'm out of chocolate, but have plenty of beer.

smokefilledroommate November 14, 2012 at 9:09 pm

Well thank god. Chocolate is for retarded people. (supposed to be a joke, but awaiting choco-lash)

MissTaken November 14, 2012 at 6:59 pm

♫ Shirtless
Agent Man
Shirtless
Agent Man
He's sending you a picture
And showin you his moobs ♫

BadKitty904 November 14, 2012 at 7:04 pm

Well played!

Aridzona November 14, 2012 at 7:43 pm

You owe Johnny Rivers an apology.

boskolives November 14, 2012 at 9:03 pm

I always heard that song as "Secret Asian Man", but now that China owns basically everything, everywhere, I'll forget it. It can join in the lost memory bin with everything else that the years have mercifully erased for me, also.

PhilippePetain November 14, 2012 at 9:09 pm

So bad, but so good.

BadKitty904 November 14, 2012 at 7:00 pm

Wow, Fox Mulder has really let himself go…

corthylio November 14, 2012 at 7:13 pm

Hah! Is that a Jimmy Kimmel reference?

barto November 14, 2012 at 7:00 pm

Hunk a Hump a burning FAIL

FiscalClifford November 14, 2012 at 7:00 pm

Mr. Shirtless FBI Agent, you're no bulldog.

weejee November 14, 2012 at 7:03 pm

Looks like Bart Simpson has growed-up. Check for permanent chalk deposits under his fingernails.

Blueb4sinrise November 14, 2012 at 7:03 pm

It's THE CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mumbletypeg November 14, 2012 at 7:04 pm

"Moob"vember?

C_R_Eature November 14, 2012 at 8:56 pm

"Bro" vember?

Biel_ze_Bubba November 14, 2012 at 7:04 pm

"The photo was sent as a “joke” and was of Mr. Humphries “posing with a couple of dummies.”

Mr. Humphries's wife, and her mother, are not amused.

corthylio November 14, 2012 at 7:05 pm

On behalf of whoever asked if Broadwell had any clothing with sleeves: http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/11/broadwells-e…?

Blueb4sinrise November 14, 2012 at 7:14 pm

Looks like the boy scout and the den-mother.

I'll bet he was popping Advils and Powerade after she got through with him

shelwood46 November 15, 2012 at 12:47 am

He's short, too? Yeah, how could anyone resist him?

rocktonsam November 14, 2012 at 7:08 pm

oh it was "a JOKE."

move along nothing to see here.

Designer_Rants November 14, 2012 at 11:54 pm

He sent those pictures WITH VOTES!

BaldarTFlagass November 14, 2012 at 7:09 pm

My favorite scene in Die Hard was when the Huey carrying the FBI agents got shot down and one of the cops said to the other "Guess we're going to need some more FBI guys."

Barrelhse November 14, 2012 at 8:17 pm

You'd expect: "Well, it's a start."

docterry6973 November 14, 2012 at 7:11 pm

He sent the picture long before Ms. Kelley contacted him about this. I actually think that 'Ms. Kelley contacted him about this' is the more interesting clause in that sentence.

Just how often in the larger context of what you would call social relations does he call forth the power of the FBI to conduct off-the-books investigations for his pals?

Steverino247 November 15, 2012 at 2:25 am

The power of Hoover compels you!

(Repeat as necessary…)

Lionel[redacted]Esq November 14, 2012 at 7:12 pm

My girlfriend always says my shirtless pictures are a joke…., sigh…

emmelemm November 14, 2012 at 7:15 pm

I never said that!!!

Lionel[redacted]Esq November 14, 2012 at 7:21 pm

emmelemm libel!

FlownOver November 14, 2012 at 7:12 pm

If they shitcan him he can always make BigBux posing for tourist pix in Times Square.

BadKitty904 November 14, 2012 at 7:15 pm

"If"? Given his insanely unprofessional behavior, I'm astounded he's still with the Bureau.

cybermoe November 14, 2012 at 7:13 pm

Is the user name 'largercontext' taken?

corthylio November 14, 2012 at 7:15 pm

Emily Litella told me they were shortless pics…

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 14, 2012 at 7:34 pm

No, shirtless.

corthylio November 14, 2012 at 7:54 pm

Oh.

Never mind…

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 14, 2012 at 8:07 pm

Emily Litella everyone!

corthylio November 14, 2012 at 8:12 pm

God, I miss Gilda Radner. She was pretty brilliant.

docterry6973 November 14, 2012 at 7:18 pm

"…sexting selfies to unsuspecting counsuls honorary."

So true. You can't believe the shit we consuls honorary have to put up with.

proudgrampa November 14, 2012 at 7:22 pm

Not that I care, but I have yet to see any shirtless guy. Did I miss something, or have I already had too many martinis???

corthylio November 14, 2012 at 8:12 pm

These are not mutually exclusive propositions…

proudgrampa November 14, 2012 at 8:33 pm

Thank you. I was starting to doubt my cognitive capacity…

MissTaken November 14, 2012 at 7:23 pm

I don't think you are supposed to take the whole "every time you fuck someone you are also fucking everyone they have ever fucked" thing literally.

glasspusher November 14, 2012 at 11:47 pm

Fuck that!

Nostrildamus November 14, 2012 at 7:31 pm

Photo from Seattle Times

Shirtless in Seattle?

Nostrildamus November 14, 2012 at 7:34 pm

Doesn't he write that BM-intensive TV column in The Stranger?

TribecaMike November 14, 2012 at 7:35 pm

Until the photos appear we'll just have to make do with this… http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_w6KO27jHmA/0.jpg

corthylio November 14, 2012 at 7:55 pm

Is that Paul Lynde?

TribecaMike November 14, 2012 at 8:06 pm

Yes it is, or as he described himself, "Liberace without a piano. "

Blueb4sinrise November 14, 2012 at 8:00 pm
natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 14, 2012 at 7:37 pm

I, for one, do not want to see shirtless photos of Hubert H. Humphrey II either.

BadKitty904 November 14, 2012 at 7:55 pm

Place-holder, in the interim: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/david-duchovny?befor

corthylio November 14, 2012 at 7:56 pm

Warren G. Harding, on the other hand….

corthylio November 14, 2012 at 7:41 pm

Augh! Not the spectre of Scott Brown again… http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1112/83843.h

Trinket November 14, 2012 at 7:42 pm

I don't know about y'all, but I miss the astronaut love triangle.

DCBloom November 14, 2012 at 7:46 pm

Looks like a thinner version of Hank on Breaking Bad

johnnyzhivago November 14, 2012 at 7:48 pm

SHIRTLESSFBIGUY is too long to fit on a license plate ANYWHERE!

Dudleydidwrong November 14, 2012 at 7:53 pm

Does it fit if you remove the "T"?

corthylio November 14, 2012 at 7:58 pm

Or the 'R'?

gullywompr November 14, 2012 at 8:47 pm

There's a shorter version.

randomsausage November 14, 2012 at 8:00 pm

catfight, did someone say catfight?

Veritas78 November 14, 2012 at 8:09 pm

For now, it's all fun'n'games because Obama's few republican hires turn out to be as sadly sleazy as their entire party.

But just watch them try to taint BHO with their sad titty bitching. I nominate Miss Lindsey to be the first to complain, because no one had the kindness to shove a dingus up his butthole. "Water, water—everywhere! And not a drop to drink!"

Barrelhse November 14, 2012 at 8:09 pm

Today, we are all sanpaku.

Barrelhse November 14, 2012 at 8:15 pm

Dummies? Or blow-up dolls?

calliecallie November 14, 2012 at 8:21 pm

I see an episode of Dancing with the Stars in his future.

lulzmonger November 14, 2012 at 8:32 pm

That eerie noise you hear?

That would be the ghost of J. Edgar Hoover fapping.

LibertyLover November 14, 2012 at 9:52 pm

In a dress?

C_R_Eature November 14, 2012 at 9:53 pm

That has to be the most disgusting Zen koan ever.

johnnyzhivago November 14, 2012 at 8:37 pm

Just "posing with a couple of dummies"?????

How dare they refer the Florida GOP leadership that way!!!!!!

TribecaMike November 14, 2012 at 9:50 pm
natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 14, 2012 at 10:34 pm

For fuck's sake

Close_Read November 14, 2012 at 8:40 pm

I say 20-years younger Ed Harris plays him in the movie.

BadKitty904 November 14, 2012 at 8:43 pm

But Ed Harris is actually attractive.

Lascauxcaveman November 15, 2012 at 1:27 am

I've seen a few Ed Harris movies, but not one that shitty.

johnnyzhivago November 14, 2012 at 8:42 pm

The Army General Staff is proposing new guidelines for flag officers sexy time email called "Don't Send Don't Reply"

FakaktaSouth November 14, 2012 at 8:51 pm

How much is this guy paying his lawyer? I think this "families send each other naked pics all the time, what the hell's the problem" defense is really not helpful, is it? Been better to just go with, Hey, dude tried to get some, it did (or didn't) work, what can you do? People would actually relate to and/or believe that shit, no?

An_Outhouse November 14, 2012 at 8:53 pm

i prefer bare naked ladies.

Jerri November 14, 2012 at 9:01 pm

"If he locked his teeth onto something, he’d be a bulldog.”

That is not how you please a lady, fella.

imissopus November 14, 2012 at 9:43 pm

And vice versa.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 14, 2012 at 11:34 pm

Depends where the teeth land.

Slim_Pickins November 14, 2012 at 9:16 pm

Doesn't Barb have her power back, yet?

decentcitizen November 14, 2012 at 9:34 pm

I may not be prescient but I feel Humps career options just narrowed considerably.

LibertyLover November 14, 2012 at 9:50 pm

I, for one, always look for passion in my Fibbie guys.

Terry November 14, 2012 at 9:54 pm

“Fred is a passionate kind of guy,”

He is also a dick who thought that he could use an investigation to 1. Get closer to a woman and 2. to take a wingnut swipe at the Obama administration just before an election.

Neither is appropriate for an FBI agent. Fred can kiss his career goodbye.

ttommyunger November 14, 2012 at 10:03 pm

"….Posing with a couple of dummies….?" I know one of them was a fucking dummy, fer sure.

shelwood46 November 15, 2012 at 12:52 am

AOTK

Misty Malarky November 14, 2012 at 10:05 pm

Jeff Gannon?!?

Is that you?

corthylio November 14, 2012 at 10:11 pm

OT: I know I only voted for Obama because he gave me an Obamaphone. What kinda demoncrat swag did y'all get?
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/

fuflans November 14, 2012 at 10:37 pm

wow. department of just doesn't get it.

and what i got was a good president instead of an entitled asshole who couldn't manage a trip to london.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 14, 2012 at 10:51 pm

We got a kick-ass President. Rmoney & Raynd and other fuckwits got nothing but fox news and butthurt.

BartStarrland November 14, 2012 at 10:16 pm

Needz moar……… shirt.

mosjef November 14, 2012 at 10:22 pm

Suggest a more appropriate description would be "shirtless, hairless, shameless, dickless, clueless Eric Kantor fudge-packing shit stain"

cousinitt November 14, 2012 at 10:40 pm

Needz moar shit, even less dick.

fuflans November 14, 2012 at 10:39 pm

this dude doesn't make me feel any safer.

MosesInvests November 14, 2012 at 10:44 pm

Molly Ivins quoting a Texas Ranger outside the Branch Davidian compound in Waco:

"The three most overrated things in the world are young pussy, Mack trucks and the FBI."

Steverino247 November 15, 2012 at 2:31 am

Two out of three aint bad.

sati_demise November 14, 2012 at 11:01 pm

‎"Yeah, the fact that Broadwell has ties to the Hudson Institute says a lot to me. Hudson was the only place that would hire Douglas Feith after his departure from the Office Of Special Plans (OSP). He tried to get a seat at Harvard, UC Berkeley, and if memory serves me right the Hoover Institute.

If anyone remembers it was Feith that ran the OSP under Wolfowitz at the Pentagon which fed un-vetted intelligence (Chalabi’s fantasies) to Cheney and Scooter Libby, who would feed the lies to Judith Miller of the New York Times who would publish the anonymous source claims of Iraq’s involvement with Al-Qaeda and the existence of massive amounts of WMDs. Then the Shrub administration would use the New York Times reports to justify their reasons for invasion, because the CIA analysts and UN inspectors (even under the control of an American general) were saying the exact opposite.

Then Larry Franklin, who worked for Feith at the OSP, got arrested by the FBI for passing confidential material to two AIPAC employees (Steve Rosen and Keith Weissman) after an almost three year surveillance/wiretapping effort. Franklin confessed, and Steve Rosen and Keith Weissman of AIPAC never went to trial.

With Broadwell having a tie to Hudson, I’m pretty sure the rabbit hole goes pretty deep in this current debacle." gbk
hehe he said rabbit hole

ElPinche November 14, 2012 at 11:01 pm

You know who else was an "obsessive type?"

not that Dewey November 15, 2012 at 12:44 am
Negropolis November 15, 2012 at 2:19 am

Actual moss? You know, it's so clingy.

FlipFlopFuck November 15, 2012 at 2:50 am

Linda Tripp?

BadKitty904 November 14, 2012 at 11:15 pm

Bear in mind that *WE* are paying this bozo's salary.

Negropolis November 14, 2012 at 11:20 pm

Totally OT: But John McCain can go sit on a Sedona cactus for all I care, and take his whiney little bitch with him, excuse my French, for what they've tried to do to Susan Rice. Graham put out a shitty little statement, tonight, doubling down on his disgusting comments. I hope both get caught in scandals before their terms are up and they have to design in disgrace.

DemmeFatale November 14, 2012 at 11:54 pm

Really.
Little, whiny, titty babies!

Negropolis November 15, 2012 at 12:08 am

LOL! @ "Design in Disgrace."

Unintentional jokes are the best jokes, right?

bobbert November 15, 2012 at 1:10 am

I await Miss Lindsay's clothing line.

Lascauxcaveman November 15, 2012 at 1:33 am

She's doing some amazing things in Sans-a-belt with Jamacain as the main model. They are going places, sister!

glamourdammerung November 15, 2012 at 12:10 am

Well, given that Songbird McCain is still crying about the last time he took on President Obama, I am not sure why he would want to go at it again.

Actually, I do know why. Because he is a moron with no principles.

As far as Ms. Lindsey, I would think it would be hilarious if President Obama brings up his "mandate" as often as possible while looking dead at Graham. Hilarity would ensue.

Dr. Nick Riviera November 15, 2012 at 5:20 am

Didn't McCain already get caught in a big scandel? You can't pry that flabby ass out of Congress apparently.

sullivanst November 15, 2012 at 8:44 am

You mean that time he tried to protect one of his corrupt bank-owning buddies at the height of the Savings & Loan crisis?

James Michael Curley November 15, 2012 at 10:03 am

The Keating 5 scandal. Ages ago and McCain was somewhat cleared by the Senate Ethics Committee but had his wrist slapped for his unwise conduct. All five had received well over $1 million from Charles Keating when the Lincoln Federal Savings collapsed costing the US Government multiple billions. The senators were instrumental in sidetracking the attempt to prosecute Keating.

Negropolis November 14, 2012 at 11:24 pm

Check this guy's backyard. NOW. This is the kind of face that tells you he has binders-full of hookers pushing daisies.

Negropolis November 15, 2012 at 12:09 am

Strange, whenever I see that pic "put the lotion in the basket" is the only thing that runs through my mind.

glamourdammerung November 15, 2012 at 12:14 am

I am still not sure why the shirtless picture is that big of a deal. I guess I have just been to more beaches than most folks.

Negropolis November 15, 2012 at 2:18 am

Well, because obviously he wasn't just sending pics of himself with his family at the beach.

Manhattan123 November 15, 2012 at 12:48 am

When does he start his Fox News "commenting" career? I'm guessing by the end of the year.

DrunkIrishman November 15, 2012 at 2:12 am

Putin?

malsperanza November 15, 2012 at 2:23 am

NYT isn't the only catty bitch. Here's Roll Call insulting the new head of the NRSC: http://atr.rollcall.com/senate-republicans-pick-m

TribecaMike November 15, 2012 at 6:02 pm

What the heck is that thing?

SubhumanVarmint November 15, 2012 at 4:46 am

This shit is getting weirder.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Telemundo, make this into your next telenovela. I promise I will watch it, even if my Spanish isn't up to par. PLEASE!

skyshoes November 15, 2012 at 7:02 am

Has anybody caught on that this is a conclave of republicans? the shirtless FBI guy's wingnoia(R) was so extreme he contacted a congressman(R) in Washington who in turn contacted his putzworthyness Eric Cantor(R). Because Patreus(R) was boffing a cougar(R) Broadsomething who was narced out by the socialite Kelly(R) "ambassador"… [puff puff catches breath]….It really is the vagina(R) monologues!

bobloblawlawblg November 15, 2012 at 8:20 am

This whole thing is bothering me for a few reasons.

1. This Kelley chick seems like she (or her publicist) is on a mission to create the facade of being the most irresistible woman ever. Methinks a reality show is her goal, especially given her financial problems? Giving her attention just seems to help her *shudder*

2. Even with all the information out there, people are still assuming Broadwell was jealous because of Kelley's relationship with Petraeus? The emails she sent were telling Kelley to "tone it down" and asking "who the hell she thinks she is" (and the like). That, to me, sounds like someone who has busted her ass in a tough, misogynistic world her whole adult life, then finds some bimbo bouncing up to spec. ops. claiming she's a VIP and gets to parachute with them/gets diplomatic immunity/etc. without ever setting boot in camp.

In short: Why is it not even entertained as a possibility that Broadwell is defending military culture, rather than fighting for dick? Oh, right, because that doesn't fit into the more saleable, bodice-rippy narrative? Blech.

Defeatably_Joe November 15, 2012 at 8:38 am

Seriously, this right here. The more we hear about Kelley, the more plausable this seems, over the "Broadwell was being a jealous hussie" narrative that's taken over, especially since we first heard that the emails weren't actually all they were cracked up to be, and were only escalated because Kelly had a friend who is a self-styled Fox Mulder, and then the whole "diplomatic inviolability" brauhaha.

No, sorry. As attractive as the whole "fatal attraction"/Overly-Attached Girlfriend narrative is, sexy-media-wise, it honestly seems more likely that Kelley actually did need someone to tell her to tone it down, because she actually DOESN'T work for the State department or anything.

myykuul November 15, 2012 at 8:53 am

He does have that certain, nearly definable quality…like Malkovich's character in "Burn This" but since our shirtless agent is FBI, a decidedly local je ne sais quoi, oui?

dccajun November 15, 2012 at 9:20 am

Wouldn't a G-String be a regular part of a G-Man's wardrobe?

Wile E. Quixote November 15, 2012 at 11:24 am

The photo was sent as a “joke” and was of Mr. Humphries “posing with a couple of dummies.”

A couple of dummies like this?

Wile E. Quixote November 15, 2012 at 11:31 am

Damn, the FBI has fallen a long way. J. Edgar Hoover never sent shirtless pictures of himself to women. Clyde Tolson yes, but cheap whores like Jill Kelley? Never!

BZ1 November 16, 2012 at 7:16 am

He apparently held up two dummies, but I couldn't figure out which one was the dummy.

leydeatraccion7 November 16, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Thank you for not posting the actual shirtless pictures.

weejee November 14, 2012 at 7:24 pm

There are more interesting acids to study than citric. Just sayin'.

C_R_Eature November 14, 2012 at 7:30 pm

I supported cis-trans isomerism before it was Cool.

Geminisunmars November 14, 2012 at 7:33 pm

The is some OTC medicine for that.

C_R_Eature November 14, 2012 at 7:43 pm

Did you take a bus back home?

glasspusher November 14, 2012 at 11:41 pm

If pyruvic acid is the ultimate proton acceptor, does that make it a bottom?

calliecallie November 14, 2012 at 8:15 pm

Honestly, I was just thinking of Gilda Radner this morning (because Victoria Jackson's such an ass, I suspect). And Roseanne Rosannadanna also. "It's always something."

emmelemm November 14, 2012 at 8:23 pm

Only the good die young.

corthylio November 14, 2012 at 8:19 pm

This is one of my faves: http://www.hulu.com/watch/2364

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 14, 2012 at 8:30 pm
natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 14, 2012 at 8:33 pm

"There should be more violins on television and less game shows!" So true.

corthylio November 14, 2012 at 9:38 pm

For some reason, I mis-remembered her saying "sax and violins"?

LibertyLover November 14, 2012 at 9:54 pm

Is that why most of the Wonketteers are olds?

bobbert November 14, 2012 at 10:26 pm

Hmmm.

Lascauxcaveman November 15, 2012 at 1:11 am

"I'm 37!"

"What?"

"I'm 37. I'm not old."

FlipFlopFuck November 14, 2012 at 10:40 pm

Didn't we all experiment with homo-cysteine back then?

glasspusher November 14, 2012 at 11:39 pm

Nice. HOMO seeks LUMO for bonding?

C_R_Eature November 14, 2012 at 11:02 pm

I thought about Transamination for a bit, but eventually I got back on that Heterocycle.

FlipFlopFuck November 15, 2012 at 12:00 am

Just watch out for the oxycodone phosphorylation chain.

weejee November 15, 2012 at 8:45 am

We preferred reductive amination. Helped with the late night studies.

HogeyeGrex November 15, 2012 at 2:48 am

Now that sounds more like my college experience.

C_R_Eature November 15, 2012 at 6:54 am

You know Who Else got caught up in an oxycodone phosphorylation chain?

LibertyLover November 15, 2012 at 8:54 am

Don't tell your grey hair, dear.

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