By all appearances, Frederick W. Humphries II, 47, has asked his remaining friends in the Federal Bureau of Investigation to reach out to The New York Times and speak as glowingly of his character as certain other people have spoken of certain other people’s maternal love. Wait, what? Oh, don’t worry about it. You guys, we got our SHIRTLESS FBI GUY!!1! (Photo from Seattle Times.)
“Fred is a passionate kind of guy,” said one former colleague. “He’s kind of an obsessive type. If he locked his teeth onto something, he’d be a bulldog.”
That description would appear to fit his involvement in the current investigation.
Oh, New York Times, how we love it when you’re a catty bitch.
Perhaps some of those friends take issue with newsmedia reports that Mr. Wertham II was just contantly sexting selfies to unsuspecting consuls honorary?
Mr. Berger took issue with news media reports that have said his client sent shirtless pictures of himself to Ms. Kelley.
“That picture was sent years before Ms. Kelley contacted him about this, and it was sent as part of a larger context of what I would call social relations in which the families would exchange numerous photos of each other,” Mr. Berger said.
The photo was sent as a “joke” and was of Mr. Humphries “posing with a couple of dummies.” Mr. Berger said the picture was not sexual in nature.
Well, it is illegal for a FBI agent to lie, we are pretty sure that is the law, so that clears it.
Oh, except for this one thing. It would be irresponsible not to speculate, given his “worldview,” that they are one and the same.
[NYT / photo from Seattle Times]
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Don't all families with young children send photos of their junk back and forth? You know, for
swinger parties"social relations".Abs are not junk. They are fucking GOLDEN.
Who'd want to see this loser naked? He looks like that guy who always plays some shopkeeper in movies about redneck states.
Everybody knows women especially like pictures of big dicks. And he is a big dick.
Even looks like one.
I have a very great friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus.
He has a wife, you know….
Ah, dear Incontinentia.
When can we see Nate Silver shirtless?
I know you want to check out his calculator.
Shirtless, all you want! But his dick? You'll have to pry it out of my cold, dead mouth first.
(Okay, somebody had to say it.)
He he small of stature and a bit effeminate according the greatest GOP minds. So…I hope that we can see such pics.
Ask, and ye shall receive…
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lndxpcPVrr1qksp…
Dreamiest stalker ever, amirite? Love the "come hither and submit" gaze.
Oh, yah. He's def. got that "Waterboarder o' Luv" thing goin' on there. "Humpy Humphries…not
If he smelled good and had a sexy voice, I'd be in trouble…
Thank you for not posting the actual shirtless pics.
Oh, I thought I heard that he was scared shitless and couldn't figure out what the big deal was. Seeing him shirtless, I still don't know, too.
I have turned my tablet upside down and inside out, yet still no shirtless guy photos. It would appear we all are dummies!
This stuff has turned out like a Lifetime Movie Channel…movie.
I was wondering if and when Tiffani-Amber Thiessen was going to show up in this story.
She's too classy for this story. Think Tara Reid.
Did I fail to click on the correct link? I din't see nobody shirtless?
This Wonkie srsly needs to cite them shirtless pics.
Apparently Wonkette has been overtaken by Huff Po. Wake up, sheepie. The killing fields have begun.
Dang. How disappointing is that/he?
Not exactly what I was expecting. I can't imagine how he lost out to General Allen.
That picture… was sent as part of a larger context of what I would call social relations in which the families would exchange numerous photos of each other,” Mr. Berger said.
Yeah, sounds normal to me. My cousins are always flashing upskirt shots when they pose with the family for their custom Christmas cards.
Wait, your cousins are the Kardashians?
You're Scottish?
Shirtless with a couple of dummies is a totally normal photo. As long as he wasn't feigning sex with said dummies.
He was posing shirtless with a couple of dummies, Michelle Malkin and Lindsey Graham. Who were also shirtless.
It's like the nipple pic Elaine sent for Christmas to her family.
Can I get on the xmas card list?
Sounds more like XXXmas.
Your cousins sound nice.
My thing is, if the shirtless pics were so normal, how did they end up getting mentioned/recognized in the initial FBI leak or whatever anyway?
I SMELZ COVERUP
Wait, he fucked Petraeus??!?
I would like a flowchart to get me up to speed on this fuck fest. I've been getting indoctrinated by college professors this week and woefully behind.
It's more fucked up than Romney's tax returns.
C'mon it's been a whole week — when are you gonna trust him on it?
Unpossible!
It needs to be edited but its out there;
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/the-pet…
Thanks, won't work on my phone, I'll catch up later!!
From the G&M comments:
I agree. This is better than the time Nigel fell off the roof of Lower Loxley Hall on New Years Eve in The Archers.
Here's a Simplified Version
Hey! I've go that tattooed on my back!
Best tramp stamp evah!
Clearly, the phosphofructokinase is to blame here.
Oh, and Obama also, too.
The common denominator in all these Sex scandals: It's always the NAD's fault.
Phosphofructokinase Libel
Oh man! When I was in grad school, I had to know that shit cold. Names of all the enzymes, neurotransmitters, everything. The most useless information I ever learned.
I got Krebs in grad school too!
Be still my heart. Phosphofructokinase, beloved PFK the First, God of Glycolysis.
Try this one.
Where is Godzilla chillin'?
Here is your unabridged flowchart
And here is maybe the most accurate take: everything is terrible and don't try to understand it.
Maybe?
I think he fucked the woman who wanted to fuck Petraeus but got told 'fuck off' by the woman who was fucking Petraeus. I think.
We need a Beeb miniseries, stat!, Maybe Our Michelle can help us out with that….
It's a general fuck up.
You're pretty close…here's my reading on it: okay so Patraeus fucked his biographer who thought he was fucking this corrupt GOPer socialite so she wrote her emails telling her to fuck off and leave her bitch alone. The socialite, thinking she had diplomatic powers reported this to some douche who sent the emails over to someone who's an expert on fucking mass amounts of people: Eric Cantor. Cantor THEN sends (with extra smarm for effect) the emails to higher ups in the FBI who decide for god knows what reason (probably some bribery..I just assume Cantor is corrupt even when its ridiculous to be corrupt) to investigate and Patraeus and Broadwell admit to fucking thus ensuring his career is caput (probably his marraige, too..she is hot and her husband knows he's a goofy bastard so she'll get taken back). Then, this douchebag (shirtless guy) gets mad because the FBI isn't moving fast enough to embarass Obama so he sends inside information to rightwing jobber sites (I think it goes that way…). Meanwhile, rich GOPer socialite might be in trouble herself because she may have been fucking the US commander in Afghanistan ontop of being a Kardashian-looking crook (who I'd still bang). Shirtless guy was apparently stalking her, too…so this is where we end. (I think). Needs moar Venn diagrams, flowcharts and mob heirarchies…
Wait, maybe I've got the chronology mixed up, but I thought Humphries first sent the information on the affair to his higher-ups, and they decided to pursue it, but not as publically or as quickly as Humphries may have liked. Then months later, seeing that no one is going to make this public until the investigation is complete, sends the informaton of the affair to the Repulican leadership, and that it didn't make its way to Cantor's office until October.
Not in a literal sense, but yes.
"Social relations"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Sounds better than "Bumping Uglies".
Ha! more like "social intercourse", eh?!
"Frederick W. Humphries II"
You mean there's a IIIrd running around out there somewhere?
Not necessarily, I'm a II and there is no III, nor will there ever be one unless my husband get preggers.
Not that he knows about.
Turds usually drain themselves.
If there is we could probably find him due to tell-tale baldness like II…and with part III, it's ALWAYS personal.
The photo was sent as a “joke” and was of Mr. Humphries “posing with a couple of dummies.” Mr. Berger said the picture was not sexual in nature.
Anthony Weiner and his penis are wishing he called his balls just 'a couple of dummies', too.
Well balls do often make us menfolk act like total dummies.
Sometimes in an awesome sorta way.
Is it just me, or is anyone else thinking of Are You Being Served? when you read "Mr. Humphries"?
Mr Humphries was also Otto and Kevin's boss at the grocery at the beginning of Repo Man.
"Otto, you were late again this morning. Now normally I'd let it go but it's been brought to my attention that you're not paying attention to the way you space the cans. Many young men of your age in these uncertain times—Otto! Are you paying attention to me?"
"Fuck you."
Probably should have been since I am an old fan, but I have to admit that my first thought was "I wonder if he is related to Barry Humphries."
Humphry Slocombe is a wacky ice cream place in San Francisco that's actually named after "Are You Being Served."
My favorite flavor is "Secret Breakfast," (bourbon and cornflakes). http://www.humphryslocombe.com/Home.html
That's just awesome.
I still have to try “Jesus Juice.” (red wine and cola sorbet)
I am so there. How did I not know about this place?
My facebook profile picture is me with my skirt pulled over my head.
T-back or granny panties?
Pics or GTFO…, wait, what?
*sends friend request*
Somebody should ask, so I'll do it. At what age?
Ben Franklin would say it doesn't matter "And as in the dark all Cats are grey…"
Of course, Ben would have first made sure he wasn't boning a kitten.
Sort of my point. Absolutely no offence intended.
Okay…I'll take the bait: I just checked and your picture is definitely NOT Rush Limbaugh (since he's a pussy…) waka, waka!
Has this scandal reached "peak trashiness", or will some tale of Pentagon/FBI backroom assplay come along soon?
Fingers crossed!
Or maybe some Vitteresque diaper play.
needz moar buttsecks!
Depends on whether these contractors have been hired there.
I'm sure his sending those topless pics was somehow Obama's fault anyway.
But how do said pix tie into Bengahzi?
Petraeus got involved in an extra-marital affair ages ago because he knew he'd want to resign rather than answer questions about Benghazi.
Oh, and they are both Obama's fault.
Bamz has knowed bout said affair for months.
Once the gopers took up the Benghazi scent, what with Patraeus conducting his own post attack fact finding mission (prly a chance to revist some hot Middle Eastern poon), Kenyan jedi mind bogglingly fantabulous at conspiracies Bamz had to throw Patraeus under the Humvee in oder to prevent the general from spilling the true real factual facts about said attack, which would obviously lead the US to impeach the Pres, as we dissolve into an episode of Dommsday Preppers.
12-20-2012 is coming anyway, so I cant get too worked up about much, aside from football.
First thing that came to mind when I saw the title…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVJTW7wOgXE
Propinquity inviolability libel!!!
It certainly is SAT vocabulary week at the Wonkette.
Hey. Lets use words we all understand.
Machinegun Skullfuck Ret@rd.
Thank you.
He's sort of a more butch version of Joe the Plumber.
Looks crazier, too.
Is that possible? In any case, he probably has access to top-shelf weapons so, yes, worse.
Mr. Berger said the picture was not sexual in nature.
More like sad. His posing shirtless for sexy-time photos is like trying to spice up a bowl of oatmeal with more oatmeal.
In nature the picture would not be sexual, but in human society, yes.
This news is getting better for Anthony Weiner minute by minute.
"Perhaps some of those friends take issue with newsmedia reports that Mr. Wertham II was just contantly sexting selfies to unsuspecting consuls honorary?"
How the hell did I get dragged into this?
Just think of it as part of your 15 minutes.
Glad to see our domestic and foreign security is in the hands of such competent and well-balanced people.
Did he just call Petreaus and Allen "a couple of dummies"?
I just saw that on the Internetz so it must be true…
If the shoe fits…
I think we all are at this point.
Anthony Weiner wants to know how he can get in on this hot Kelley action.
OT – I'm having trouble getting my snark back. I lost my favorite sister last month to bone cancer. I now know exactly what bereft feels like. When I discovered Wonkette last winter, to paraphrase a writer on here, you all were my opiate found below the false bottom of a Pringles can. Sometimes you have no idea how you've helped a virtual stranger. There have been lots of days that all of you pulled the dark curtain away for me.
:hug:
That's all I got….
hugs
Many of us been there. Take care.
Lightnin' has had trouble too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMuzFQTpjDE&f…
I am so sorry for what you are going through.
*hugs*
I have been there. There are no words. Although I found "Meditations" ( Marcus Aurelius, not the other kind), to be profoundly helpful.
You'd be surprised at just how many people here understand exactly how much this place has helped you. It sure has helped me through some very dark times over the years.
Wonkette is full of the funniest and most creatively crazy people that I've ever had the good fortune to have found. It's not so much that this place lets me be a public jackass, but the Wonkette Community really puts a certain Bent spin on a brutish and humourless reality that desperately needs bending.
Come in, stay, read and take your own time to heal. The Funny and The Community here go hand-in-hand and The Snark is a wonderful palliative.
One more thing. You may feel you're a Virtual Stranger, but as long as you're here you're a Wonketeer.
Take care, CRE
I'm such a dork – that actually made me tear up a little!
I'm just glad this blog doesn't have video.
It's OK to embrace your Inner Dorkiness…Dorks are "In" this year. Just ask Nate Silver, when he isn't drunk.
My sentiments exactly, but I'm not eloquent enough to have stated it that way.
Thank you. That wasn't an easy one.
Word…
God, fuck cancer.
::hugs::
I am so sorry. One of my colleagues…a man I respected and loved, knew for 15 years, a mentor…passed away at the beginning of October. We still talk about him in the present tense. I'm starting to tear up just writing this. I know that's not like losing a sister but I hate it for you.
{{{{{{{ Good thoughts to STG }}}}}}}}}}}
Thanks for sharing your grief. (HUG) Wonkette helps a lot of us get through some tough times of varying degrees and types of toughness. This place is a gem.
My deepest condolences — it seems impossible to get through losing someone you love, but you're not among strangers. Regardless of what's been going on in my day or my life I always feel at home here.
Take care and be well. Thank you for sharing this. In the meantime, hopefully our snark will give you some joy.
Hugs to you! I am so sorry about your sister. I feel just the same about Wonkette, and have been looking for an excuse to post it. Wonkette is a ray of sunshine in every day.
Snark is indeed the ideal spiritual vitamin.
My late Mom's advice: "Keep your pecker up, kid."
This will probably only help if you're male.
This will make more sense when you learn that "Pecker" is the English term for "Chin"
Although, in some instances the American slang term works too.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: We're like Callahan's Crosstime Saloon, but with a lot more buttsex jokes.
And Invertebrates.
And invertebrate buttsex (the less said, the better).
Yes, that is a thing We Do Not Discuss amongst polite company.
Or, for that matter, here at Wonkette.
peace and love, always. praying for you.
We got your back.
I am so sorry to hear of your loss. That is so sad. I agree with your feelings about the power of our Wonkette!
Sorry to hear about your loss. Steadfast, you will get your snark back, just like Austin Powers got his mojo back.
Edging back closer to my usual Wonkette personality: I hope you didn't tell your other sisters that your sister who passed away was your favorite.
as everyone always says things so well here, i will only add, i too am very sorry and wish you any and every solace you can find.
Virtual hug from me, too.
C'mere, you big lug.
(HUG!)
And don't worry about your snark, it'll come back when you're ready.
In the meantime, Wonketeers are at the ready! (salutes stg)
Warm, furry hugs.
We're with you. The snark will return when it's ready.
More big hugs for you here.
Wonkette is a very special place. Even on the darkest days, the crew here has made me laugh, often very inappropriately. Then again, if the laughter were appropriate, this would not be Wonkette.
and it was sent as part of a larger context of what I would call social relations in which the families would exchange numerous photos of each other,” Mr. Berger said.
Phew! I'm not the only one who sends shirtless pics to her family!
Our family was so poor that we only had one shirt for us all. So any photos were mostly shirtless, except for one lucky family member. Finally the damn Wal-Mart shirt wore out and now we're being arrested for lewd nudity. I tell ya, there's no justice.
At least you had a shirt. We had an old dish towel we'd take turns holding over our chests, and we were happy to have it.
You were looky!
Zombie Breitfart is in possession of the real pix, and you bet your Benghazi, are they ever hot.
He and Satan are furiously fapping to them.
Well wasn't Randy Andy's coffin filled with marshmallows and roasting sticks? A gravedigger's hedge fund as it were.
Federal Bikini Inspector?
This whole Homeland episode needs a guest appearance by Dexter.
I'm not so sure. Dex has his own issues this season…
Too bad he doesn't have issues with social climbing fraud-skanks.
'Dick' or 'Shit' or "Dickshits' always work wonderfully in redacted documents.
Hunky Humphries hunkers into Tampa Tramps Tabloid
Thus my new name is born (it was aboot time to change it).
Oh–thought it was Shirtless Bullshit No Linky Garbage Post Fake Outrage
Does this mean you're born again? Just saying…
Honestly– too many links, some broken and I'm drunk. So there. Gotsta grill me some food now.
Yes but are you, shirtless.
I can be, shirtless. But the grill would, hurt teh boobies. Mr. Tambourine Mannnn!!!!!!!
Can you grill me some bacon?
We have plenty of home-made veggie soup and I can grill you a cheese sammich, if you'd like. :0)
I'm grilling jerk chicken. I have some lentils, too. (whatever that means).. laughing out lentils
I would love to learn how you intend to grill lentils. Aren't they gonna fall through the grill?
I don't grill legumes, duh. Only the Jeffersons can do that.
Let's all be a little kinder to chickens. I know they are not too bright, but way smarter than turkeys who are said to look up when it rains and drown when the water goes down their open throat.
This reminds me that I'm out of chocolate, but have plenty of beer.
Well thank god. Chocolate is for retarded people. (supposed to be a joke, but awaiting choco-lash)
♫ Shirtless
Agent Man
Shirtless
Agent Man
He's sending you a picture
And showin you his moobs ♫
Well played!
You owe Johnny Rivers an apology.
I always heard that song as "Secret Asian Man", but now that China owns basically everything, everywhere, I'll forget it. It can join in the lost memory bin with everything else that the years have mercifully erased for me, also.
So bad, but so good.
Wow, Fox Mulder has really let himself go…
Hah! Is that a Jimmy Kimmel reference?
Hunk a Hump a burning FAIL
Mr. Shirtless FBI Agent, you're no bulldog.
Looks like Bart Simpson has growed-up. Check for permanent chalk deposits under his fingernails.
It's THE CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Moob"vember?
"Bro" vember?
"The photo was sent as a “joke” and was of Mr. Humphries “posing with a couple of dummies.”
Mr. Humphries's wife, and her mother, are not amused.
On behalf of whoever asked if Broadwell had any clothing with sleeves: http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/11/broadwells-e…?
Looks like the boy scout and the den-mother.
I'll bet he was popping Advils and Powerade after she got through with him
He's short, too? Yeah, how could anyone resist him?
oh it was "a JOKE."
move along nothing to see here.
He sent those pictures WITH VOTES!
My favorite scene in Die Hard was when the Huey carrying the FBI agents got shot down and one of the cops said to the other "Guess we're going to need some more FBI guys."
You'd expect: "Well, it's a start."
He sent the picture long before Ms. Kelley contacted him about this. I actually think that 'Ms. Kelley contacted him about this' is the more interesting clause in that sentence.
Just how often in the larger context of what you would call social relations does he call forth the power of the FBI to conduct off-the-books investigations for his pals?
The power of Hoover compels you!
(Repeat as necessary…)
My girlfriend always says my shirtless pictures are a joke…., sigh…
I never said that!!!
emmelemm libel!
If they shitcan him he can always make BigBux posing for tourist pix in Times Square.
"If"? Given his insanely unprofessional behavior, I'm astounded he's still with the Bureau.
Is the user name 'largercontext' taken?
Emily Litella told me they were shortless pics…
No, shirtless.
Oh.
Never mind…
Emily Litella everyone!
God, I miss Gilda Radner. She was pretty brilliant.
"…sexting selfies to unsuspecting counsuls honorary."
So true. You can't believe the shit we consuls honorary have to put up with.
Not that I care, but I have yet to see any shirtless guy. Did I miss something, or have I already had too many martinis???
These are not mutually exclusive propositions…
Thank you. I was starting to doubt my cognitive capacity…
I don't think you are supposed to take the whole "every time you fuck someone you are also fucking everyone they have ever fucked" thing literally.
Fuck that!
Photo from Seattle Times
Shirtless in Seattle?
Doesn't he write that BM-intensive TV column in The Stranger?
Until the photos appear we'll just have to make do with this… http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_w6KO27jHmA/0.jpg
Is that Paul Lynde?
Yes it is, or as he described himself, "Liberace without a piano. "
I was reminded of…
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29700000/H…
I, for one, do not want to see shirtless photos of Hubert H. Humphrey II either.
Place-holder, in the interim: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/david-duchovny?befor…
Warren G. Harding, on the other hand….
Augh! Not the spectre of Scott Brown again… http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1112/83843.h…
I don't know about y'all, but I miss the astronaut love triangle.
Looks like a thinner version of Hank on Breaking Bad
SHIRTLESSFBIGUY is too long to fit on a license plate ANYWHERE!
Does it fit if you remove the "T"?
Or the 'R'?
There's a shorter version.
catfight, did someone say catfight?
For now, it's all fun'n'games because Obama's few republican hires turn out to be as sadly sleazy as their entire party.
But just watch them try to taint BHO with their sad titty bitching. I nominate Miss Lindsey to be the first to complain, because no one had the kindness to shove a dingus up his butthole. "Water, water—everywhere! And not a drop to drink!"
Today, we are all sanpaku.
Dummies? Or blow-up dolls?
I see an episode of Dancing with the Stars in his future.
That eerie noise you hear?
That would be the ghost of J. Edgar Hoover fapping.
In a dress?
That has to be the most disgusting Zen koan ever.
Just "posing with a couple of dummies"?????
How dare they refer the Florida GOP leadership that way!!!!!!
You mean these guys? http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xTnN6REuarc/UIyF8uyI6KI…
For fuck's sake
I say 20-years younger Ed Harris plays him in the movie.
But Ed Harris is actually attractive.
I've seen a few Ed Harris movies, but not one that shitty.
The Army General Staff is proposing new guidelines for flag officers sexy time email called "Don't Send Don't Reply"
How much is this guy paying his lawyer? I think this "families send each other naked pics all the time, what the hell's the problem" defense is really not helpful, is it? Been better to just go with, Hey, dude tried to get some, it did (or didn't) work, what can you do? People would actually relate to and/or believe that shit, no?
i prefer bare naked ladies.
"If he locked his teeth onto something, he’d be a bulldog.”
That is not how you please a lady, fella.
And vice versa.
Depends where the teeth land.
Doesn't Barb have her power back, yet?
I may not be prescient but I feel Humps career options just narrowed considerably.
I, for one, always look for passion in my Fibbie guys.
“Fred is a passionate kind of guy,”
He is also a dick who thought that he could use an investigation to 1. Get closer to a woman and 2. to take a wingnut swipe at the Obama administration just before an election.
Neither is appropriate for an FBI agent. Fred can kiss his career goodbye.
"….Posing with a couple of dummies….?" I know one of them was a fucking dummy, fer sure.
AOTK
Jeff Gannon?!?
Is that you?
OT: I know I only voted for Obama because he gave me an Obamaphone. What kinda demoncrat swag did y'all get?
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/…
wow. department of just doesn't get it.
and what i got was a good president instead of an entitled asshole who couldn't manage a trip to london.
We got a kick-ass President. Rmoney & Raynd and other fuckwits got nothing but fox news and butthurt.
Needz moar……… shirt.
Suggest a more appropriate description would be "shirtless, hairless, shameless, dickless, clueless Eric Kantor fudge-packing shit stain"
Needz moar shit, even less dick.
this dude doesn't make me feel any safer.
Molly Ivins quoting a Texas Ranger outside the Branch Davidian compound in Waco:
"The three most overrated things in the world are young pussy, Mack trucks and the FBI."
Two out of three aint bad.
"Yeah, the fact that Broadwell has ties to the Hudson Institute says a lot to me. Hudson was the only place that would hire Douglas Feith after his departure from the Office Of Special Plans (OSP). He tried to get a seat at Harvard, UC Berkeley, and if memory serves me right the Hoover Institute.
If anyone remembers it was Feith that ran the OSP under Wolfowitz at the Pentagon which fed un-vetted intelligence (Chalabi’s fantasies) to Cheney and Scooter Libby, who would feed the lies to Judith Miller of the New York Times who would publish the anonymous source claims of Iraq’s involvement with Al-Qaeda and the existence of massive amounts of WMDs. Then the Shrub administration would use the New York Times reports to justify their reasons for invasion, because the CIA analysts and UN inspectors (even under the control of an American general) were saying the exact opposite.
Then Larry Franklin, who worked for Feith at the OSP, got arrested by the FBI for passing confidential material to two AIPAC employees (Steve Rosen and Keith Weissman) after an almost three year surveillance/wiretapping effort. Franklin confessed, and Steve Rosen and Keith Weissman of AIPAC never went to trial.
With Broadwell having a tie to Hudson, I’m pretty sure the rabbit hole goes pretty deep in this current debacle." gbk
hehe he said rabbit hole
You know who else was an "obsessive type?"
Kate Moss?
Actual moss? You know, it's so clingy.
Linda Tripp?
Bear in mind that *WE* are paying this bozo's salary.
Totally OT: But John McCain can go sit on a Sedona cactus for all I care, and take his whiney little bitch with him, excuse my French, for what they've tried to do to Susan Rice. Graham put out a shitty little statement, tonight, doubling down on his disgusting comments. I hope both get caught in scandals before their terms are up and they have to design in disgrace.
Really.
Little, whiny, titty babies!
LOL! @ "Design in Disgrace."
Unintentional jokes are the best jokes, right?
I await Miss Lindsay's clothing line.
She's doing some amazing things in Sans-a-belt with Jamacain as the main model. They are going places, sister!
Well, given that Songbird McCain is still crying about the last time he took on President Obama, I am not sure why he would want to go at it again.
Actually, I do know why. Because he is a moron with no principles.
As far as Ms. Lindsey, I would think it would be hilarious if President Obama brings up his "mandate" as often as possible while looking dead at Graham. Hilarity would ensue.
Didn't McCain already get caught in a big scandel? You can't pry that flabby ass out of Congress apparently.
You mean that time he tried to protect one of his corrupt bank-owning buddies at the height of the Savings & Loan crisis?
The Keating 5 scandal. Ages ago and McCain was somewhat cleared by the Senate Ethics Committee but had his wrist slapped for his unwise conduct. All five had received well over $1 million from Charles Keating when the Lincoln Federal Savings collapsed costing the US Government multiple billions. The senators were instrumental in sidetracking the attempt to prosecute Keating.
Check this guy's backyard. NOW. This is the kind of face that tells you he has binders-full of hookers pushing daisies.
Strange, whenever I see that pic "put the lotion in the basket" is the only thing that runs through my mind.
I am still not sure why the shirtless picture is that big of a deal. I guess I have just been to more beaches than most folks.
Well, because obviously he wasn't just sending pics of himself with his family at the beach.
When does he start his Fox News "commenting" career? I'm guessing by the end of the year.
Putin?
NYT isn't the only catty bitch. Here's Roll Call insulting the new head of the NRSC: http://atr.rollcall.com/senate-republicans-pick-m…
What the heck is that thing?
This shit is getting weirder.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Telemundo, make this into your next telenovela. I promise I will watch it, even if my Spanish isn't up to par. PLEASE!
Has anybody caught on that this is a conclave of republicans? the shirtless FBI guy's wingnoia(R) was so extreme he contacted a congressman(R) in Washington who in turn contacted his putzworthyness Eric Cantor(R). Because Patreus(R) was boffing a cougar(R) Broadsomething who was narced out by the socialite Kelly(R) "ambassador"… [puff puff catches breath]….It really is the vagina(R) monologues!
This whole thing is bothering me for a few reasons.
1. This Kelley chick seems like she (or her publicist) is on a mission to create the facade of being the most irresistible woman ever. Methinks a reality show is her goal, especially given her financial problems? Giving her attention just seems to help her *shudder*
2. Even with all the information out there, people are still assuming Broadwell was jealous because of Kelley's relationship with Petraeus? The emails she sent were telling Kelley to "tone it down" and asking "who the hell she thinks she is" (and the like). That, to me, sounds like someone who has busted her ass in a tough, misogynistic world her whole adult life, then finds some bimbo bouncing up to spec. ops. claiming she's a VIP and gets to parachute with them/gets diplomatic immunity/etc. without ever setting boot in camp.
In short: Why is it not even entertained as a possibility that Broadwell is defending military culture, rather than fighting for dick? Oh, right, because that doesn't fit into the more saleable, bodice-rippy narrative? Blech.
Seriously, this right here. The more we hear about Kelley, the more plausable this seems, over the "Broadwell was being a jealous hussie" narrative that's taken over, especially since we first heard that the emails weren't actually all they were cracked up to be, and were only escalated because Kelly had a friend who is a self-styled Fox Mulder, and then the whole "diplomatic inviolability" brauhaha.
No, sorry. As attractive as the whole "fatal attraction"/Overly-Attached Girlfriend narrative is, sexy-media-wise, it honestly seems more likely that Kelley actually did need someone to tell her to tone it down, because she actually DOESN'T work for the State department or anything.
He does have that certain, nearly definable quality…like Malkovich's character in "Burn This" but since our shirtless agent is FBI, a decidedly local je ne sais quoi, oui?
Wouldn't a G-String be a regular part of a G-Man's wardrobe?
A couple of dummies like this?
Damn, the FBI has fallen a long way. J. Edgar Hoover never sent shirtless pictures of himself to women. Clyde Tolson yes, but cheap whores like Jill Kelley? Never!
He apparently held up two dummies, but I couldn't figure out which one was the dummy.
Thank you for not posting the actual shirtless pictures.
There are more interesting acids to study than citric. Just sayin'.
I supported cis-trans isomerism before it was Cool.
The is some OTC medicine for that.
Did you take a bus back home?
If pyruvic acid is the ultimate proton acceptor, does that make it a bottom?
Honestly, I was just thinking of Gilda Radner this morning (because Victoria Jackson's such an ass, I suspect). And Roseanne Rosannadanna also. "It's always something."
Only the good die young.
This is one of my faves: http://www.hulu.com/watch/2364
Also, this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd_syuD-N_k
"There should be more violins on television and less game shows!" So true.
For some reason, I mis-remembered her saying "sax and violins"?
Is that why most of the Wonketteers are olds?
Hmmm.
"I'm 37!"
"What?"
"I'm 37. I'm not old."
Didn't we all experiment with homo-cysteine back then?
Nice. HOMO seeks LUMO for bonding?
I thought about Transamination for a bit, but eventually I got back on that Heterocycle.
Just watch out for the oxycodone phosphorylation chain.
We preferred reductive amination. Helped with the late night studies.
Now that sounds more like my college experience.
You know Who Else got caught up in an oxycodone phosphorylation chain?
Don't tell your grey hair, dear.
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