HOW IT IS DONE  11:27 am November 14, 2012

Bright Young Thing Luke Russert Asks Nancy Pelosi Why An Old Lady Like Her Won’t Step Aside For Someone Young and Cute

by Doktor Zoom

So here is your video of Luke Russert being an ass to Nancy Pelosi at her press conference announcing she intends to continue as House Minority Leader. Because, surely there are some 24-year-olds who would be really good at Dem Leadering. Doesn’t that old lady know that Gen Y always thinks they get to be the boss?

Oh, and speaking of boss, that is how Nancy handles the twerp: Like a BOSS.

Luke, we understand that with your immense qualifications as a journamalist, you may not actually know anything about age discrimination, women, or the intersection of the two, particularly since you work in a business where women are sent off to ride the Death Carousel as soon as they hit thirty.

But let us simply savor Pelosi’s “I refuse to make an issue of your youth and inexperience’ moment here:

“Oh you always ask that question except to Mitch McConnell.”

“Let’s for a moment honor it as a legitimate question.”

And because she is diplomatic, she does not make creative use of her gavel.

[YouTube via Kaili at DailyKos]

 

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{ 172 comments }

gullywompr November 14, 2012 at 11:30 am

Renew! Renew!

nounverb911 November 14, 2012 at 11:33 am

So which one is Logan?

SuspectedDemocrat November 14, 2012 at 12:30 pm

She's a red, and she's gonna run. I can always tell. Run, runner!

beezie687 November 14, 2012 at 11:31 am

If it's a legitimate question, the leader has a way of shutting that thing down.

Go Nancy!!!

JustPixelz November 14, 2012 at 11:35 am

My thoughts exactlyl! But you type faster. Well played sir.

DixvilleCrotch November 14, 2012 at 12:05 pm

It had to be said.

FNMA November 14, 2012 at 11:32 am

Is it me, or by the end of that, is Junior's voice a lot higher?

ShreditorsDesk November 14, 2012 at 11:44 am

magically, yes.

snowpointsecret November 14, 2012 at 11:33 am

"What's your response to the thought that you should step aside in your leadership role for Honey Boo Boo?"

secanonymous November 14, 2012 at 11:34 am

Revenge of the sluts.

/PG-13

nounverb911 November 14, 2012 at 11:34 am

When is McConnell going to step aside to let a younger reptile take over?

Ruhe November 14, 2012 at 11:42 am

But Mitch is still young in turtle years.

PugglesRule November 14, 2012 at 11:46 am

Good for him, less so for us.

deanbooth November 14, 2012 at 11:45 am

Tad Poll, from Alaska, maybe? (If an amphibian will do.)

twoeightnine November 14, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Is that a Palin?

VaWyo November 14, 2012 at 11:56 am

Maybe his boy toy likes important men.

justagurlinseattle November 16, 2012 at 1:07 am

Turtles live to be REALLY OLD…… he might have a few good years left before his chins…. I mean shell.. wears out….

BaldarTFlagass November 14, 2012 at 11:35 am

Really. Those "Young Gun" Republicans are showing us the way!

CommieLibunatic November 14, 2012 at 1:43 pm

You mean those guys who's average age was 49?

nmmagyar November 14, 2012 at 7:26 pm

Isn't that "young" in DC?

JudasPeckerwood November 14, 2012 at 11:35 am

I mean, doesn't she have an idiot child who could fill her shoes?

BaldarTFlagass November 14, 2012 at 11:44 am

Worked out well for Jack Buck's boy.

justagurlinseattle November 16, 2012 at 1:08 am

You mean like Tim Russert did…..

actor212 November 14, 2012 at 11:35 am

OT, but important: Please sign the petition to make Wonkette the official mommyblog of the US of America.

You know, for kids!

BigSkullF*ckingDog November 14, 2012 at 12:02 pm

C'mon people. It's for freedom! I also support the petitions to allow Texas and Arizona to secede from the union.

Oblios_Cap November 14, 2012 at 12:24 pm

I did it, ok? I still think we're supposed to be a warblog.

GhostBuggy November 14, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Upfist for the Hudsucker reference.

mickeymusing November 14, 2012 at 11:36 am

God, he's just an embarrassment.

Ground Zero Mostel November 14, 2012 at 11:43 am

At what point will MSNBC finally say this experiment in nepotism has failed?

PugglesRule November 14, 2012 at 11:47 am

I hope Tim Russert is spinning in his grave. Him, I miss.

DCBloom November 14, 2012 at 12:21 pm

I really missed him during the election. He so loved it. RIP Tim

Living in Joy November 14, 2012 at 1:54 pm

I'm beginning to think that Tim Russert's contract with NBC had a provision in it to take of his little boy in the event of his unlikely demise including giving him a job he clearly does not deserve or perform well. NBC did not anticipate having to honor that part of the contract while young Timmy was still being potty trained.

actor212 November 14, 2012 at 11:36 am

I hear Jill Kelley likes to caucus.

PugglesRule November 14, 2012 at 11:47 am

She likes a raucus caucus.

Esteev November 14, 2012 at 11:58 am

Relevant?

Edit: Crappy mac copy/paste function.

prommie November 14, 2012 at 11:59 am

She appears to like generals' caucuses.

Beowoof November 14, 2012 at 11:36 am

Hey Luke appears to have all the qualifications of David Gregory why isn't he hosting MTP.

LibertyLover November 14, 2012 at 11:48 am

He certainly couldn't do any worse than D. Gregory.

Kid_Charlemagne November 14, 2012 at 11:49 am

Luke can't dance.

Beowoof November 14, 2012 at 11:52 am

Charlie Pierce regularly points out Dave's dance skills. Referring to MTP as Disco Dave's Dance Party and Dave himself as the Dancin Master.

Living in Joy November 14, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Absolutely. What doesn't Gregory step down and let some of the younger journalists (really there is only one wet behind the ears) have a shot. I hear it is said privately among SOME people at NBC.

Blueb4sinrise November 14, 2012 at 11:36 am

Kyrsten Sinema for HML!!!!!!!!!!!!

actor212 November 14, 2012 at 11:37 am

She'd gain bi-partisan support.

mayor_quimby November 14, 2012 at 11:52 am

She is really easy on the eyes, it must have been hard to debate her (heheh, I bet)

HarryButtle November 14, 2012 at 12:15 pm

I'd like to brag once again that SHE IS MY CONGRESSWOMAN! Please remember her the next time you make some crack about Arizona…and then feel free to make the crack anyway, since the vast majority of the state is fucked in the head. But please remember the few of us who aren't.

DCBloom November 14, 2012 at 12:24 pm

I guess I'd brag if I were you, but please, have a heart. Some of us are stuck with teabaggers "representing" us. Mine is Virginia Foxx. Do you feel my pain?

HarryButtle November 14, 2012 at 1:26 pm

I do, Bloom, I do.

(I heard Max Bialystock in my head as I said that…)

snowpointsecret November 14, 2012 at 11:37 am

Nancy Pelosi is seriously that old? Maybe only being 21 makes it hard for me to detect how old people are but I wouldn't have guessed she was 72… Maybe 62. Maybe.

BaldarTFlagass November 14, 2012 at 11:42 am

21!?!?! Is it legal for you to be on Wonkette?

snowpointsecret November 14, 2012 at 11:43 am

Shh, don't tell Kasich.

(I'm stuck here right now taking care of two people recovering from surgery so in down times I don't have much else to do either!)

Geminisunmars November 14, 2012 at 11:44 am

You are welcome — as long as you don't try to kick us olds out of here.

snowpointsecret November 14, 2012 at 11:47 am

No need to do that anyway, even if I have to look up some of the references on here!

PugglesRule November 14, 2012 at 11:49 am

It's okay, Young Padawan. You have learned the secret handshakes and terms. We'll let you stay here in Boomerville.

Pragmatist2 November 14, 2012 at 11:46 am

More importantly, at 21 don't you have better things to do than be on Wonkette?

snowpointsecret November 14, 2012 at 11:48 am

At 11:47 AM on a Wednesday when I'm taking care of a couple of people when it's freezing out? Not really.

LibertyLover November 14, 2012 at 11:50 am

That's ok, hon, us olds have trouble believing people like you look any older than 12. ;-)

calliecallie November 14, 2012 at 11:50 am

72 is the new 62.

BadKitty904 November 14, 2012 at 11:51 am

HA! I'm not the kid any more! ;0)

snowpointsecret November 14, 2012 at 11:52 am

brb taking over for Nancy Pelosi.

BaldarTFlagass November 14, 2012 at 11:37 am

I bet he wouldn't dare ask that question of Dame Judy Dench about stepping aside as M.

bargal20 November 14, 2012 at 12:41 pm

Um, I guess you haven't seen Skyfall. Oops…

WhatTheHolyHeck November 14, 2012 at 12:44 pm

I see what you did there.

bumfug November 14, 2012 at 11:37 am

"You can't talk to me like that – my dad was famous and now he's dead! "

BadKitty904 November 14, 2012 at 11:53 am

Eh. Feed that chipmunk another peanut.

CapeClod November 14, 2012 at 11:38 am

She should have said, "Well, I could let my daughter take over, but people would complain about it being nepotism, since she doesn't have half the skills I have."

sbj1964 November 14, 2012 at 11:38 am

PILLOW FIGHT!

JustPixelz November 14, 2012 at 11:38 am

Dems should be more like Fux News: blonde chicks in front of the camera.

editor November 14, 2012 at 11:39 am

"hey, nancy pelosi! you're old! did you know that? i think you're old!"
"ooookay."
"no, seriously, you're old! older than old! OLD!"
"with any luck, one day you will be too."

go nancy.

Not_So_Much November 14, 2012 at 11:39 am

Nancy will stone cold 'cut a bitch' when needed.

DemmeFatale November 14, 2012 at 11:40 am

Hey, Luke!
Any "credibilty" you had, was just shot down.
You were just owned by Nancy.

SayItWithWookies November 14, 2012 at 11:41 am

There are no stupid questions — just stupid talentless scions who think insight and expertise can be inherited, asking questions. Okay, there are stupid questions.

Mumbletypeg November 14, 2012 at 11:42 am

Nancy waited til her youngest was in high school to enter politics eh? Sarah Palin was hatching plots to take overmakeover the Governor's mansion while her fourth mommy's dearest was just a sprog!

BaldarTFlagass November 14, 2012 at 11:46 am

Is a sprog the same as a spooge?

not that Dewey November 14, 2012 at 11:50 am

It's a cross between a frog and a spirochete.

hagajim November 14, 2012 at 11:42 am

This coming from a guy who would probably be working at a local newspaper in Bumfuck Idaho had his Dad not been on the teevee and given him the opportunities he has….good gawd.

shelwood46 November 14, 2012 at 3:08 pm

I'm pretty sure he'd be asking, "Do you want fries with that?"

Ground Zero Mostel November 14, 2012 at 11:42 am

He must be a republican. He has all the lack of self-awareness that is their trademark.

Abernathy November 14, 2012 at 11:43 am

I'll wait for noted feminist scholar Pat Robertson to comment on this.

Geminisunmars November 14, 2012 at 11:43 am

Do you hear that? It is the sound of some father rolling over in his tomb.

Defeatably_Joe November 14, 2012 at 11:52 am

Hardly. Tim was honestly just a cuddlier version of Chuck Todd or David Gregory. Luke is practically keeping the family tradition alive, in his own illiterate way.

GO BILLS!

deanbooth November 14, 2012 at 11:43 am

Nancy = Sluggo

calliecallie November 14, 2012 at 11:52 am

Luke = Mr. Bill

"Oooh, Nooo! Sluggoooo!

Goonemeritus November 14, 2012 at 11:44 am

Luke still seems to be swimming in his father’s shoes. Maybe he should give up and visit Buster Brown.

LibertyLover November 14, 2012 at 11:55 am

Well he sure ain't filling them.

SexySmurf November 14, 2012 at 11:45 am

Because, surely there are some 24-year-olds who would be really good at Dem Leadering.

I suggest Channing Tatum.

actor212 November 14, 2012 at 11:52 am

I still can't believe he beat me out for Sexiest Man this year.

That's the last time I sleep with THAT general!

calliecallie November 14, 2012 at 11:52 am

I'd hit that.

Both Sides Do It November 14, 2012 at 11:46 am

Did he ask that at a press conference for the Women's Caucus? Jeeeeeee-zus.

"As President of the NAACP, don't you think that someone a bit more competent should be launching this new voting rights initiative? I mean, you want people to think you're taking it seriously, right?"

"Yes, Chuck, I was able to speak with Senator Warren for a few minutes. No word on who she's thinking about hiring for her staff that will explain the more complex economic issues to her that she doesn't know about, but she says, quote, 'I'm sure I'll muddle through this legislative session somehow.' Chuck."

Defeatably_Joe November 14, 2012 at 12:02 pm

Young Luke Russert has recently come into possession, courtesy of anonymous sources in the Ohio delegation, of photos of Minority Leader Pelosi SHOPPING, for DRESSES. Would Minority Leader Pelosi care to respond to these allegations?

FiscalClifford November 14, 2012 at 11:46 am

This is the Politics of Distraction, trying to get us to ignore the real issue. Namely, no shit, Pelosi is over 70? Yowsa! My mom looked older than that when she was 40.

(Then again, she was a giant dog. And in dog years, 40 is like pushing Methuselah.)

Defeatably_Joe November 14, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Working at a hospital for teh cancers, one thing I've learned a while ago is that you can be an "old" 70 or a "young" 70, and it depends on a lot of stuff, like genetics, level of activity, and various others.

But yeah, my grandfather is in his mid-80's, and people still regularly think he's my father, and 30 years younger, incredibly.

BigSkullF*ckingDog November 14, 2012 at 12:11 pm

Welcome fellow big red dog! Word of warning: watch out for the cats around here. Some of them are scary, but I like the way their butts smell.

FiscalClifford November 14, 2012 at 12:28 pm

Sounds nice. I live in a state where it's still illegal to smell a cat's butt if you're a dog. Damn this oppression.

Defeatably_Joe November 14, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Canine party!

FiscalClifford November 14, 2012 at 6:59 pm

Dog Caucus!

LibertyLover November 14, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Welcome Big Red Skulleffing Cliff- Just layoff the kangas, they will kick ya in the teeth if they've a mind to.

mrpuma2u November 14, 2012 at 11:48 am

She's no spring chicken but she can whip out a verbal ice pick when she needs one. Hey Luke, bahfangool!

barto November 14, 2012 at 11:48 am

Luke, I am your grandmother!

That's imposcable!

Abernathy November 14, 2012 at 11:49 am

Question: Luke Russsert, do you think your not dying of shame on the spot and continuing to waste a fairly sizeable amount of space at press conferences is preventing less shitastic reporters from asking real question?

FakaktaSouth November 14, 2012 at 11:50 am

I think what he really meant was that she should die so one of her kids could take her job.

mrblifil November 14, 2012 at 11:50 am

Hey Luke, when was your Dad planning to step aside, before or after his heart exploded?

Terry November 14, 2012 at 11:51 am

Someone young and cute? Like Steny Hoyer? I'm a fan of Steny's and he's a handsome man, but no one could by any stretch of the imagination call him young, let alone cute.

gullywompr November 14, 2012 at 11:59 am

Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

BaldarTFlagass November 14, 2012 at 11:51 am

They cut out the part at the end where Nancy says, "You can have your testicles back after the press conference, Luke."

calliecallie November 14, 2012 at 11:53 am

Luke is so toast. You think Nancy has a secret vengeful streak? I do. Don't get mad, get even. Yeah, Luke is toast.

Wadisay November 14, 2012 at 11:58 am

Uh…with votes.

not that Dewey November 14, 2012 at 11:54 am

That’s the contempt with which NBC News views the occupation of journalism. To make Luke Russert a congressional reporter is to say, “We believe that this job requires no particular knowledge, training or skills. If a German Shepard could be trained to speak, it could perform this work.”

-Alex Pareene

weejee November 14, 2012 at 11:57 am

Ah, our former Wonkette ed.

emmelemm November 14, 2012 at 1:37 pm

Nice. (Also, cutting.)

Beowoof November 14, 2012 at 11:54 am

I am surprised he didn't ask how a such an old lady keeps that impressive rack standing up right.

weejee November 14, 2012 at 11:54 am

As Nancy said Luke, ya gotta ask Senator Mr. Turtle McConnell that zact same question or you are a total woosie.

WOOSE, WOOSE, WOOSE

twoeightnine November 14, 2012 at 11:54 am

Worst part about Buffalo, NY?* Bills fans worship this asshat because they worshiped his father for being a Bills fan despite the fact that they never watched his show.

*Not the worst part about Buffalo, NY.

An_Outhouse November 14, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Buffalo News Endorses Hitlery for 2016
http://www.buffalonews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?…

Biel_ze_Bubba November 14, 2012 at 11:55 am

It's really a shame she didn't have the gavel, so she could stand there, softly pounding it into her left hand, while she grinned and looked him in the eye.

BadKitty904 November 14, 2012 at 11:55 am

"You're grounded, young man!"

Honestly, what a vulgar, ill-mannered dickhead.

neiltheblaze November 14, 2012 at 11:56 am

Has anyone asked Luke if he now understands why Democrats would give Elizabeth Warren a prime-time spot at the national convention? He seemed to have trouble with the concept at one time.

jodyleek November 14, 2012 at 11:56 am

I hope she squished his toes with her walker and whacked him with her cane.

Wadisay November 14, 2012 at 11:59 am

Luke needs to pay his dues by wearing 5" heels, short skirts and more eye liner, like real anchors.

Exhausted66 November 14, 2012 at 12:03 pm

Luke, I'm your father…. and I should've gotten you braces, or at least Invis-align"
-Tim Russert

freakishlywrong November 14, 2012 at 12:05 pm

How did McConnell respond when Luke him that?

DixvilleCrotch November 14, 2012 at 12:06 pm

Luke needs a spanking for being sassy.

Lucidamente1 November 14, 2012 at 12:06 pm

From Baby Russert's twitter, and I'm not making this up:

The longer the top 3 stay, the longer it takes to infuse the caucus with new blood like #GOP did w Cantor, Ryan, McCarthy etc.

BoroPrimorac November 14, 2012 at 12:18 pm

Call me when the young guns pass a bill that doesn't have to do with what dessert to serve in the cafeteria.

calliecallie November 14, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Wow, he really IS an idiot, isn't he?

barkway November 14, 2012 at 12:54 pm

Skippy Russert never had to pay his dues. Just jumped to the top of the professional ladder because his Dad was famous so he & others of his generation have no concept of EARNING those top, leadership roles through years of experience, and proving oneself. I'm sure he really believes his Young Guns that he so admires are the older congressional members' equals.

bobbert November 14, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Well, Boner is a spring chicken at 62.

Negropolis November 15, 2012 at 1:54 am

If those three are what youth gets us, call the crypt keeper.

ManchuCandidate November 14, 2012 at 12:06 pm

Get a fucking eHarmony account, you pumpkin headed dipshit.

Callyson November 14, 2012 at 12:07 pm

Bratty little twerp asks what now?

ttommyunger November 14, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Luke proves that the Dingleberry doesn't fall far from the asshole.

docterry6973 November 14, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Tim Russert was a Famous and Respected Journalist and Pundit who never asked anyone a question that they might not want to answer, because he wanted to keep his 'access'.

His son is handed a network microphone because of his last name, and now he is telling Nancy Pelosi how she should do her job? Luke Russert??? His lack of self-awareness is incomprehensible.

ttommyunger November 14, 2012 at 10:32 pm

Bingo!

LibertyLover November 14, 2012 at 12:10 pm

You would never have heard a female reporter asking that shitty question.

BigSkullF*ckingDog November 14, 2012 at 12:12 pm

My mom also thinks the Queen of England should retire and let her son take over.

glesslib November 14, 2012 at 7:27 pm

Why, is he better at waving and carrying a purse?

whiskeyme November 14, 2012 at 12:12 pm

What an ASS. Too young and inexperienced to know any better. If Russert is smart at all, which I seriously doubt, he'll skulk away with his tail between his legs, his voice several octaves higher, with a a lesson learned.

trampndirtdown November 14, 2012 at 12:14 pm

In conclusion Luke, Go get your fucking shine box!

prommie November 14, 2012 at 12:16 pm

OT Breaking Slutvember News: Sources say that 30,000 pages of emails, that it was Steamy XXX Xplicit sexy talk! Emailed phone sex! This is the best Slutvember ever, already, and its only just begun!

elviouslyqueer November 14, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Luke, I think you should learn to be comfortable with a vagina, because the dick that Nancy ripped off you isn't growing back any time soon.

Nostrildamus November 14, 2012 at 12:23 pm

Nancy tops my "Septuagenarians I'd Like to Bang" list.

calliecallie November 14, 2012 at 12:26 pm

Who else you got on that list?

emmelemm November 14, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Betty White
Judi Dench
Helen Mirren – not sure if she is actually a septuagenarian

bobbert November 14, 2012 at 3:46 pm

I don't care if Helen Mirren is actually a septuagenarian.

mustangsavvy November 14, 2012 at 12:28 pm

It probably took ages to remove that verbal gavel shoved up his arse.

I love Nancy Pelosi =)

red_kira November 14, 2012 at 12:28 pm

Holy shit that woman rocks.

An_Outhouse November 14, 2012 at 12:31 pm

Is there a petition somewhere we can sign calling for that turd to be fired?

Living in Joy November 14, 2012 at 2:04 pm

I wish. NBC likes to keep turds, you know, like Donald Trump.

An_Outhouse November 14, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Poor Luke was flustered. He meant to ask "can you tell me how to get old lady smell out of my 'new to me' car?"

barkway November 14, 2012 at 12:43 pm

Had Skippy paid the regular dues most journalists do prior to being assigned a White House correspondent post instead of being handed the coveted job straight out of college & riding his father's coattails, he might have learned the decorum and finesse that more mature DC journalists acquire as a consequence of years of experience. I'm sure those who were in line for his position (& who had paid their dues) had a good and deserved snicker at his expense while also quietly muttering amonst themselves in sweet vindication for being passed over in favor of a wet behind the ears college grad, "See? I told Chuck Todd & David Gregory that this boy wasn't qualified for this job."

Joey_Blau November 14, 2012 at 12:44 pm

No! the answer is NO! .. now go to bed young man!

docterry6973 November 14, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Nancy Pelosi didn't get to be Speaker by smiling, even though she has a nice smile, and she didn't get to be Speaker by fainting every time some punk lipped off to her.

She got it by taking on the toughest pols in the universe and cutting their heart out, with votes.

So I hope that that Luke 'Nepotism' Russert decides to take her on.

the_deliverator November 14, 2012 at 12:52 pm

aw man, i was hoping for the Pelosi transforms into a fire-breathing rage gif for this one. also, too, Russert is a total twerp.

emmelemm November 14, 2012 at 1:40 pm

My favorite Wonkette .GIF ever.

BoatOfVelociraptors November 14, 2012 at 1:02 pm

I believe that woosie is the preferred nomenclature. Additionally, who photoshopped those dummies for the bazaar? I have seen more persuasive photoshop lengthening techniques in spam emails. Seriously, that neck is a whole different shade of beige. Look at it.

decentcitizen November 14, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Luke is determined to make us resent Tim.

LadyWisdom November 14, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Luke Russert is an idiot. Were it not for nepotism, he'd be managing a McDonald's. NBC really ought to re-think that hire.

Living in Joy November 14, 2012 at 2:06 pm

I think you are underestimating McDonalds.

Rotundo_ November 14, 2012 at 5:53 pm

Luke would be lucky to be a fry vat pilot. He's not bright enough to work any equipment without little beepy-timers to tell him what to do, so scrubbing shitter is off the list for him, and his people skills are obviously wanting so counter work is out too.

415buzzard November 14, 2012 at 2:18 pm

That's my Rep! We love our hot Italian Grandma here in SF so don't fuck with her, Luke.

Dildeaux November 14, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Oh no he dih en. Russert is Nanbo's bitch.

MozakiBlocks November 14, 2012 at 2:32 pm

And then Nancy ate his liver with some "fava beans and a nice chianti".

Dildeaux November 14, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Looky, looky, Daddy! I got my name in the newspaper!

Jennyjen798 November 14, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Oh man I'd totally join Nancy's youngish liberal slut army but I'd probably only last a session in Texas before some crazy republican man got all uppity!

BZ1 November 14, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Perhaps Jill Kelley or Paula Broadwell? are available; they seem willing to do anything…

ZN1300 November 14, 2012 at 5:22 pm

Seems to me the Empire struck back Luke.

Cleopatriot November 14, 2012 at 5:34 pm

What's a Luke Russert?

Defeatably_Joe November 15, 2012 at 6:58 am

It's a sort of potato from Buffalo who was given a job as a reporter because its father was a very well-liked potato, by the Villagers.

Franknflower November 14, 2012 at 8:55 pm

Say "Nancy Polosi" with a scary announcer's voice; it terrifies Republicans.

Grokenstein November 14, 2012 at 9:21 pm

Incredible.

I want to shove my boot up his dumbshit ass and then go for a long hike over rocks and broken glass.

Kudos to Nancy for being considerably classier but still spanking the little bastard bright red.

Negropolis November 15, 2012 at 1:52 am

She should have smiled, quieted the room, and then "shusshed" Luke and said "Quiet! Grown folks are talking."

Roger_of_Arabia November 15, 2012 at 2:45 am

Luke what's your response to the idea that you should step aside for someone with talent and who has paid his dues in the trenches rather than using your dad to get to the head of the line?

Smithboy November 15, 2012 at 7:35 am

Luke was taken aback by the visceral reaction to his question and rightfully decided not to ask his follow up question which was…"Have any of you ladies ever been raped?"

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