Check your betting slips, kids! Who had Joe Walsh (R-Camp Crystal Lake) in the betting pool for “first defeated douchecanoe to announce they’re running again”? The deadbeat dad and shouty pantsload won the honor of leading off our “Pantheon of Fallen Heroes” series last week, and now he’s pursuing the coveted Not Quite Dead status of such legendary comeback kids as Grover Cleveland, Richard Nixon, and Jason Voorhees (only time will tell whether Walsh will ever attain Joker Immunity, however). In fact, within just 12 hours of losing his House race to Tammy Duckworth by a full 10 points, Walsh was speculating that it might be fun to run for Illinois Governor, or maybe for the U.S. Senate.
In an interview with the Daily Herald (“Suburban Chicago’s Information Source”) following his loss to Duckworth, Walsh was asked if he’d run for governor.
You know that I believe fervently in that vision. I don’t know of many other candidates who articulate that vision. Am I going to do something? Oh gosh, I don’t know. People approach me every day and ask, “Walsh, are you going to run for the governor? Are you going to run for Senate?” I want to do my part to lead a movement to present a vision to this. I’d rather go down fighting. Democrats have ruined this state but they’ve been able to do it because the Republicans have allowed them to.
Further, asked if he might consider becoming a media pundit of some sort (on public access cable, we hope!), Walsh came as close to self-awareness as he is ever likely to, acknowledging “I’ve got a lot of flaws as a candidate” but then adding, “But I can talk to any person in everyday language.” Presumably he means shouting out talking points, which he is quite good at.
And so, get ready for the Return of Joe Walsh to the pages of Your Wonkette. He really is the gift that keeps on giving. Except, of course, to his kids.
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How come he's not holding that "World's Best Dad" coffee mug I sent him?
His kids threw it in the trash.
Or eating beans out of it and sobbing softly.
Beans?! Spoiled brats!
Or sold it for food.
He thought his kids did that as a joke, so he sued them and used the mug as evidence. Not HIS, YOURS!
He doesn't understand any of those words, especially the last one.
Because it was garnished by the court?
Pay your fuckin' child support, asshole!
Yeah. That really burns me. You know those kids did without for years while his wife scraped and saved and borrowed and sold whatever dignity or self-respect she had to put food in their stomachs and clothes on their backs. That fecking useless PoS.
He's now got the excuse that he is out of work.
Senator Joe Deadbeat
Has a nice ring to it.
Of the Arlington Deadbeats?
Deadbeats are people, too, my friend.
I pity his children.
Imagine if he shouts at total strangers he NEEDS, how he must have treated those kids.
I'd like to see an "en" on the back end of that. If you don't mind.
Oh, you and your suffixes.
(hugs) What can we call you for short? Besides shorty, of course.
Hello, my darling, hello, my sweetie, hello my honey-pie!
Goddammit, no one's even mildly surprised any more.
Call me whatever you want, baby. ETA: (LOTS of hugs)
"People approach me every day and ask, “Walsh, are you going to run for the governor? Are you going to run for Senate?” Then when I tell them which Joe Walsh I am, they just turn their pretty heads and walk away."
Daaaaahhhhhhh….Dah Dah
Takin' my time
Nonsupport slime
Try'n to decide where to run
Everyone note:
I'll get your vote
'Cause I "campaign" with a gun.
Vote Shouty: Walsh/West 2016!
Shouty/Shooty 2016
Aw, c'mon. It was a faux execution!
I think you're just taking the wee wee out of us…
Now that's rage I can believe in!
Nice! Perhaps they'll both lose in such a thundering defeat that they'll crawl away and leave the rest of us alone forEVAH.
I hereby nominate Mr. Walsh for douchecanoe of the year…and man who obviously has lost all touch with reality.
He has some stiff competition on that front…I mean Karl Rove is such an out-of-touch douchecanoe with a broken grasp of reality he went about the humiliating task of making FOX'S decision desk have to tell him to go fuck off through hairdoo Meghan Kelly. Then we have the doughy pantloads analog in Allen West who is such a nut with a poor grasp of reality he impounded the vote in his election loss while pretending there was some vast conspiracy against him…which is kind of true, I mean reality is pretty vast, come to think of it….
Last but not least we have Moneybot 9000 who was so sure he'd win…well, it speaks for itself, no need to further elaborate.
People approach me every day
Bullshit. No one talks to you unless they're serving you a summons.
LIAR LIAR! He's continuously approached.
Sheriffs, bountyhunters…
ETA:
Oh surrrrrrre! Edit to answer my reply just as I'm making it! See if I care!
*twiddles mustachio*
YOU
EVIL BASTARDPERSON OF GREAT FORESIGHT AND INTELLIGENCE!(waxes the ends)
I didn't say WUT ends!
Sure they do! They're the same people who eat the Applebee's salad bar.
At first I thought you had left out an "at," but then I realized the sentence worked fine without it.
Great. Now I have a picture stuck in my head of goatish louts eating the salad bar at Applebee's. Thanks a lot, the BOWF of ya.
Huh … it does, doesn't it?
He's covered with red marks from being touched with a ten-foot pole.
Where's a mugger when he's needed?
OT, but…
Signed, sealed, delivered.
That is dripping in awesome sauce.
ADDING: And has my signature!
If I can get 150 signatures on it, it automatically becomes publicly searchable, so sign on, me hearties!
I don't think Weedlord BonerHitler has signed in yet…
I just *said* that, Jimmy.
I thought we were a warblog?!
Election's over. Elections have consequences. If your election lasts four or more years, see a Vice President.
IT'S A COOKBOOK!
~
Well Ryan's been modestly proposing that for our troops' MREs.
I understand that a chardonnay goes well with the liver and some fava beans…
♪♫ Signed, sealed, and delivered ♫♪Well signed anyway. The first ever orficial White House Mommy Blog!!
/ oops, missed yer post Fare
IT"S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Signed. The most important petition of our time.
Lucky #7!
Done and done.
Actor212 for Secretary of Screwing with Tards!
Oh, thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou.
The preamble is beautiful.
Signed. And also signed the one to strip citizenship and exile anyone signing petitions to secede from the US. Also noticed Alabama, Georgia and Texas secessions have each garnered over 20,000 signatures.
What's the over/under on the number of blue staters signing the Texas petition?
Hard to know, but my gut feeling is that it's about 50:50.
So nice to finally see bipartisanship.
Whew! I signed #14. For a minute I thought that I would be # 13 and would have to start a petition to eliminate the #13 from all petition drives, hotel floors, and lists of Republican assholes.
Anybody notice "Ale to the Chief"?
Not only have I noticed, I cooked up a batch of White House Honey Ale last Saturday. I aim to serve it at Innauguration Day festivities.
I love that the recipes were released in response to a FOIA request.
Dude, ya think it's a good idea for ME to sign?
OK, I signed, but just wait until someone does the "Report this petition as inappropriate…" Where will we be then?
On second thought, one could do that to all the secession petitions and see what happens.
O beautiful for pilgrim feet
Whose stern impassioned stress
A thoroughfare of freedom beat
Across the wilderness!
America! America!
God mend thine every flaw,
Confirm thy soul in self-control,
Thy liberty in law!
I *like* this version.
And so, get ready for the Return of Joe Walsh to the pages of Your Wonkette.
Wingnut/Goldfish Attention Span:
Oh Wow! A Castle!
One Mississippi
Two Mississippi
Three Mississippi
Oh Wow! A Castle!
One Mississippi
Two Mississippi
Three Mississippi
Oh Wow! A Castle!
Etc etc Rocky Mountain Way etc etc Life's Been Good To Me So Far etc
It's a good thing he lost or we'd have to establish a number system for posts involving him, like "1" would be "The Eagles Suck", "2" would mean "Rocky Mountain Way," "3" = "Dirty Laundry," etc…
Fuck 47
Nicely done.
Why, thanks. A tad convoluted, but satisfying.
Not to get all geeky on you, but "Dirty Laundry" was Don Henley.
Don Henley sucks.
Ass.
I like his Building the Perfect Beast album, but it was mostly because of Mike Campbell of TP/Heartbreakers providing the guitar licks.
Well, OK, then.
I'll be ridiculed for this, but I think "Boys of Summer" is downright catchy. And I've always had a soft spot for "You Must Not Be Drinking Enough".
Fox News must be tightening their budget.
With him around? They've got the drawstrings of the Official Purse secured around Roger Ailes' neck with triple padlocks.
I first read that as paddocks. And I was about to applaud your meanness.
No, no, go ahead, this is my *mean* avatar.
Weedlord smells funny when he gives us hugz.
Clap.
Living a life of
illusiondelusion, indeed.Joe is selling himself short. He should run for President. Or Secretary General of the UN. Or Dictator of the Galactic Confederacy.
Ming the Merciless? "Open fire!, ALL Weapons!"
Joe, the dumber.
Install a cardboard mockup of a television camera in his living room and tell him it's a live feed to Fox News. He'll never leave the room again.
Give him an etch-a-sketch and tell him it's a PC…
He'll be so sweet, they'll think he'd never even hurt a fly.
Betting pool?Joe walsh is from the shallow end of the gene pool.
More like the gene puddle.
John Edwards had a famous negligence case about that.
He's wondering why Darwin the lifeguard is ordering him out.
Yeah, he'll do so much better in a statewide race in reliably liberal Illinois than in the right-leaning Congressional district he already lost.
Senator Alan Keyes concurs
It's ALL about those sweet, sweet campaign donation$…
Yup. He's following the buttcrack of Joe the Plunger.
Q: What's a Duckworth?
A: About a zillion times this asshole
Plus, I hate to break it to him but our Republican Senator Mark Kirk hasn't said he was planning to give up his seat, despite his health issues.
Go away! Go away go away go away, you failed excuse for a human being!
You'll need to take his arm off, Doc.
He's going to end up in prison anyway, but I suspect that the people of Illinois would prefer to cut out the taxpayer middleman, he not collect his pension and go directly to jail.
I'm sure he'd be the most popular boy on his cellblock…
His hair is perfect.
Blago is looking for a roommate.
He's got TWO wives and multiple children who can claim parts of that pension. Send him to jail NOW, avoid the rush.
Fails at fatherhood. Fails at bringing home the Repub vote count. And now, fails at failing.
Ooooooh he speaks everyday language!!! I have to use an iPhone app for that.
HE"S A CLOSETED WITTGENSTINIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's the kind of insults people throw around on the Wonketz. They may seem insignificant but they cut DEEP.
Weedlord!
I am honored, and humbled.
(Hugs you)
Yes. Please become a pundit on Faux News and continue to insult veterans and women. Thank you for being a stealth progressive and your continued work driving these constituencies further into the progressive camp.
A better question people should ask Mr. Shouty McDeadbeatpants: "WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO PAY UP YOUR CHILD SUPPORT, FUCKFACE?"
Why do I suspect that Illinoisians have a better chance of seeing Walsh as Governor than his own kids have of seeing daddy help mommy pay for their college.?
Nate Silver has the percentage of him paying child support at 1.5% and his chance of winning the Illinois gubbiner position at 2.1%.
So you're saying there's a chance…
Wait, if the deadbeat somehow does become Governor then this being Illinois we'd soon be seeing him in prison.
i do not think this shouty loser has what it takes to be an incarcerated IL governor.
some of us are very proud of that record and take these things very seriously.
In Illinois getting elected governor comes with an automatic 10 year prison sentence upon completion of your term of office. Saves the taxpayers of Illinois the cost of the trial.
He doesn't have the hair to be Guvnor of Illinois.
But he's got the requisite moral turpitude.
Most folks that lose a congressional race go straight to the Governor's Mansion, especially in IL.
Run, Joe, Run!
I dunno, he sounds like a truly de-voted father to me.
In all fairness, his kids aren't old enough to vote yet.
It's Illinois. It makes a difference?
I saw what you did!
Very nice.
Of course he will run for office. No one would hire him for a real job.
Who taught him the word "vision"? Cause all I see is a serious moron trying to come up with a way to keep suckering even dumber tea-tards into sending him money. And the tea-tards? They really do think they are still a thing – the whole "they should have listened to us MORE if they wanted to win" whining is just not going away. I'm kind of enjoying it.
Article today in the Seattle Times interviewing a few Seattle based teatards. One lady gets angry every time she goes to Trader Joe's because she knows she is surrounded by people who are destroying freedom. Just having confirmation that they really are miserable and angry most of the time made my day.
Has she run any of them over with her car yet?
Having been to the (incredibly cramped) parking lot of the Trader Joe's in question, I've thought about running over a few people with my car.
But she still goes to Trader Joe's….
It's not easy keeping a frothy head on your poutrage!
I saw that. HI-larious!!
Congrats on destroying freedoms with your purchasing of cheap wine and overpriced produce!
Ffft. Like I would buy produce at Trader Joe's. CSA, baby!
"keep suckering even dumber tea-tards into sending him money."
That is his "vision".
Sustained rabble-rousing sure does lead to a roused-up rabble, doesn't it? Demagoguery works, on a short-term basis. You can panic and scare people into watching your fake news network, or voting for you, or contributing to you cause. But it only works short-term, kinda like cocaine only works short-term as a way to find happiness. Because real quick, it loses effectiveness, and you have to start upping the dose or amping up the rhetoric, and before you know it you are a skritchy wreck who has been up for 4 days straight in a blind shrieking panic and you are paranoid, angry, and dangerous to be around.
Personally I have deep suspicions of anyone who utters the phrase "articulate that vision".
Bless you. I thought maybe he just learned that word or something.
"I want to do my part to lead a movement to present a vision to this." ??
Time to check his glass for happy juice…
Beats workin' for a living.
Well, I heard some people talkin' just the other day. They said we were gonna put Joe on a shelf. But let me tell you, I got some news for you – and you'll soon find out it's true – and then Joe will have to eat his lunch all by himself.
He's already gone.
He left on Seven Bridges Road.
Now if he would only be GONE, already.
It's hard to leave when you can't find the door
It’s nice to see a guy that can be totally wrong in clear plain-spoken language for a change.
Walsh is the obvious replacement for Cornelius Fudge at the Ministry of Magic.
OR, he could be the new Oxy Clean guy on TV
SHAM-WOW!
Who had Joe Walsh (R-Camp Crystal Lake) in the betting pool for “first defeated douchecanoe to announce they’re running again”?
Dammit, I thought Allen West was a sure thing…
(rips up ticket, bitches about money down the drain…)
Nah, he still thinks he’s won. You didn’t count on the delusions. Living in the reality based communities, it gets us every time.
Allen West hasn't announced yet only because he refused to admit defeat. Semper Fi?
People approach me every day and ask, “Walsh, are you going to run for the governor? Are you going to run for Senate?”
Yes, and those people are professional comedians who miss you already…
I think these are the same people who like putting women in binders.
I will now play The Fall's "Deadbeat Descendant" in dishonor of Joe.
I will now play Von Südenfed's "The Rhinohead (Pilooski Edit)" in honor of your dishonor of Joe.
Mark E. Smith for IL 2014!
What Walsh calls his "vision" rational people call his delusion.
I was going to say "hallucination", but delusion works about as well.
Speaking as an Illinois resident, all I can say is: PLEASE PLEASE RUN FOR GOVERNOR. That would be comedy fodder for years to come.
Is the Illinois GOP crazy enough to run him for any statewide orifice?
If I've learned anything this election cycle, it's that the well of the GOP crazy is deep and never-ending.
What in God's name, would this asshole be a Senator of?
his own personal pantload , no one else wants the job …
Hey Joe, I know this guy named Blagojevich who's 'got this thing' he can get you in exchange for an extended sleepover.
Dok, what did we ever do to you to merit the punishment of a TV Tropes link? There goes my afternoon…
bwahahahahaa, my fiendish plot to destroy America's productivity continues apace!
Now, my minions, UNLEASH THE CAT VIDEOS!
i think it might be fun to fill joe walsh's mouth with marbles until his jaws click. then push in more marbles.
yeah. fun.
why not rocks ?
Wusses both of you.
Japanese Hornets.
NOW we're gettin' somewhere.
That doesn't sound very Amercian. What's wrong with our hornets?
Nowhere near as deadly. Besides, we outsource everything here.
no real reason other than because marbles are purtier. and i have a lot of them on hand.
don't ask.
Ben-wa marbles, no doubt. After all, you are a Wonketteer.
Jesus Christ, Dok, warn us next time, before you start linking to that goddamned black hole. Some of us have some work to do, at all, today.
OT, but good. http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/11/13/abc-station…
Now, THAT's a biography!
Excellent.
He is indeed a Four-Star Genital.
Ahh hahahahaha.
'(S)natch
Keep fuckin' that chicken!!
Love the alternative title "(Is it) ALL IN (?)"
As a Denverite, I find this particularly delish. Thanks for posting.
"So, Joe, does anyone else see these 'people'?"
was he the little kid in " the sixth sense " ?
DingDingDingDing!
We have a winner!
Only that Osment kid, but hell, this is ILLINOIS!
That sweet sweet PAC monty so easily becomes sweet sweet pocket money.
I think it would be great. I mean Karl Rove, being the brilliant tactician and financial manager he is, could burn more money financing his campaign.
Conservatives: Hate Government, Love Government Jobs
So true. My husband worked with the Wildlife Commission. There was a guy he worked with that was constantly going on & on about small gov't. He'd look at incredulously and ask him if he realized that he WAS the big gov't they want to cut. Complete cognitive dissonance
I was just reading about the leader of an ultra-conservative superpac, the guy got rich by making locks for prison doors. Every penny he's ever earned is from taxpayer money. Hates the government.
And Paul Ryan's family's construction business also, too. Gov't contracts to build roads.
CLAIM:
"I can talk to any person in everyday language"
EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY:
"Oh, gosh…"
"You know that I believe fervently in that vision."
which would be the vision of paying yourself $5000 a month from campaign funds for being such a good shouter, i take it. yeah, probably a more attractive vision than deranged street corner shouter, which is the only job alternative i see for this wack job.
HELP!!!!!! My computer is cross-site scripting! (is that bad?)
It's a bit like being Tin Roof Rusted, I think.
In the rare event of cross-site scripting lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.
Two Buck Chuck is destroying freedom. Who knew?
Please. The man couldn't "lead a movement" if he gave everyone Free Metamucil.
I just want to say I love "shouty pantsload" and I will actively seek out situations where I can use it.
I just hope that doughy pantsload Ross Douthat won't feel slighted.
"Further, asked if he might consider becoming a media pundit of some sort (on public access cable, we hope!)"
On the new tea bagger TV network, perhaps.
"Am I going to do something? Oh gosh, I don’t know" was pretty much his motto the entire time he was a Congresscritter.
Governor of Illinois would work for Joe since it is just a stop on the train to the Big House for most of those elected.
"I want to do my part to lead a movement to present a vision to this."
…tha fuck?
He doesn't know many other candidates that articulate that vision, primarily because they're all speaking English.
And sane.
Know who else was soundly beaten in a popular plebiscite, only to roar back a few years later?
Nixon?
Well, not all that soundly, but still…
His movement would lead to a vision of a steaming turd.
I hope Nobama's FEMA camps really do come true, and I hope they have a heavy focus on reading, writing, and sentence diagramming because goddamn do these Republicans suck at constructing sentences make sense.
'Course, I suppose it would be hard for any of us to speak properly with all that bullshit filling up our talk-holes.
I'd like to see an estimate of how many of the furiously indignant 'tea party' of 2010 are dead now because of, well, being old, full of arterial plaque and professional grade indignant. Wonder if it swung and election?
It's a tribute to human drive when an anti big-government man gets his ass kicked by a woman with no legs, and then somehow finds a way to grovel his way back to the government trough at feeding time.
He'll lose the senate race because the Dems have gerrymandered the senate districts in Illinois.
nice.
Joe, please go play in traffic. That is all.
I always thought of him as more of a guano faucet, rather than a douchecanoe. But that's just me.
DWTS
His safe word is "pantload"…
He knows there's enough right wing Teahadist dopes out there to give him a shitload of campaign donations, and when the campaign's done he can keep 'em.
Joe's vision is to have a part in a remake of Blazing Saddles: with Harvey Korman's arm around him, convincing him that he could become the president–and then banging his head. "Keep having those visions, Joe. Dare! Dare!"
Oh, Joe's just an Ordinary Average Guy:
"Pick up the Dog Doo
Hope that it's hard…"
You know who else could talk to any person in everyday language?
Siri is well-programmed… but I reckon that's not the answer you were after.
Works for me.
Thank goodness, I was worried I might run out of material, some day.
I prefer to call him He-Bachmann.
The GOP couldn't be bothered to gerrymander a safe seat for this turd. Now he thinks he has a shot at state-wide office? Please run, Joe, and raise lots of money for the primary.
I've never understood why Republicans are so unwilling to work for a private sector job creator after their constituents have told them they're unfit for public office.
Does Allen West count as "first to announce" since he lost but refuses to leave, like all leftover Bush appointees from Bob Jones U who refused to go in '09?
This is nothing new. I run into people every day in my drug-crazed neighborhood who have visions not shared by many others.
Maybe a starring role in the ongoing soap opera: PAY YOUR CHILD SUPPORT, YOU DEADBEAT!
I just got rid of this guy as my congress-critter. He's like a bad penny – you can't get rid of him. Just when you think he's gone, he pops back up like a jack-in-the-box. He will never be governor of this state and I'm pretty sure it's safe to say he'll never be senator. He's shown himself to be quite an embarrassment to the state of Illinois and given some of the politicians we've had, that's quite an achievement. Well, at least that's something he can be proud of.
Congrats on being liberated.
If nothing else, anyone can serve as a bad example. Maybe he can be the boogeyman to motivate Democrats – "Get busy with that campaign work or the Walsh will appear again…"
Congrats. But this pretty much seals a win for Quinn again unless the Dems run someone in the primary. Which may happen and I don't think Quinn can survive a primary this time. So it'll be some Dem (I hope it isn't Lisa) vs the most reactionary Republican among those running. And that means the continuation of Dem rule in IL.
FTR, I like Pat Quinn, he's just a terrible governor.
I dreamed I saw Joe Walsh last night, as dead as he could be.
"Not an actual wish, just a metaphor for him never having existed in any world, ever."
The best think Joe Walsh could do for the people of Illinois is move to the 26th Illinois state district and try to unseat Mike Madigan, the entrenched and corrupt Speaker of the Illinois House. Hell, I'd even vote for Joe if he could get rid of Mike.
Funny, people come up to me and ask, "Are you going to date Katy Perry? Are you going to take a few snaps in the Giants game? Are you going to land a JET PLANE ON THE MOON??"
Fixed for reality.
Well, sinbeing elected governor in Illinois seems to be the quickest route to prison for a politician, there, I'd vote for this guy in a heartbeat if I lived in the Land of Lincoln.
Gee, Joe; I understand Joe the Plumber is in the same situation, employment-wise. Have you two considered a partnership? Plumbing is an honorable trade craft, maybe you could even pay down some of your child support debt. Not sure if copyright problems would preclude this, but how's this sound: "Dumb and Dumberer-Your Pantload Plumbers"? I know, you have no Plumber's License or credentials-not to worry, neither does he.
Dudina. I washed and everything.
That's IT? I bring you a freshly-washed avatar and this is all I get?
See if I bother getting all dressed up again for y'all.
Not bad. Funny like my big brothers 1985 Ford Escort when he used to drive me to school.
Be sure you read the comments on this post: <a href="http://wonkette.com/489777/washington-post-work-till-you-are-dead-or-iran-will-kill-you-anyway#IDComment489349862http://wonkette.com/489777/washington-post-work-t… />and then you will be sorry you were meanto me.
He smoked a lot of weed, din't he? Probly wore flannel shirts, too.
I was MEAN to you? Oh, noes, I'm sorry, I didn't *mean* to be! Sorry. Was I really? Anyway, I got kinda sidetracked over there. Nice commentage!
Sorry…had smoke in my eyes…
Oh. Lemme pass you the spliff.
Harvest is done…now all that is left to do is quality control…
I wanted to say happy T-day for what it is worth…at least I hope you are enjoying a nice peaceful day, surrounded by good people and good food…eat wisely…imbibe profusely…is my wish for my brother…Harvest is in and I volunteered to do my patriotic duty to the great State of Depravity as a quality control analyst of the third order….So far, I have found two standards in which I identify each sample…Standing Upright…and Face Plant….Jury is still out on the funny looking sample…have to keep waking up to re-light…oh the effort….any way see ya on the innertubes/funny papers…
Thank you, Jimmyone my brother! We're having a laid back day here at Eagleshit Towers. All the neighbours seem to have gone out of town, which means blessed peace and quiet. We're watching movies, eating lots of good food, and imbibing of the Sacred Herb. I prefer to think of my two standards as "Giggle Grass" and "Dope." The latter knocks you out, and the first turns you into a fucking genius of creativity, at least until you sober up. :)
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