Presented without comment, because sweet Jesus Christ fucking your mom, how do you even ... what is the ... why can how for ... brain ... cracked ... shlobblemorfin hoowigah?
President Obama did not lose, he won. It was not all that close. There was enthusiasm on his side. Mitt Romney's assumed base did not fully emerge, or rather emerged as smaller than it used to be. He appears to have received fewer votes than John McCain. The last rallies of his campaign neither signaled nor reflected a Republican resurgence. Mr Romney's air of peaceful dynamism was the product of a false optimism that, in the closing days, buoyed some conservatives and swept some Republicans. While GOP voters were proud to assert their support with lawn signs, Democratic professionals were quietly organizing, data mining and turning out the vote. Their effort was a bit of a masterpiece; it will likely change national politics forever. Mr. Obama was perhaps not joyless but dogged, determined, and tired.
Apart from those points, everything in my blog post of Nov. 5 stands.
[ WSJ ]
I&#039;m telling ya, I was talking to the missus and her cuz while Peggington was on the teevee machine this morning, and I glanced over and quickly became convinced that she&#039;d spent all the time from the result becoming apparent Tuesday night and her appearance on FTN drowning her sorrows in several bottles of gin. I watched <em>Flight</em> last night, so I also figured she probably did a couple of lines of coke to get herself up enough for the cameras.
<blockquote>Mitt Romney is going to be with us, forever, in every stupid little phrase burrowed into our brains.</blockquote>
All of them, Katie?