Everybody’s all scandalized over the resignation of CIA director and retired Army General David Petraeus, who rather conveniently had to resign because of an affair one week before he had to testify about Benghazi, just sayin’, we should probably impeach the president.
But! Slate has uncovered the alleged Other Woman, which lends it a bit more credibility? She is not an Elizabeth Warren aide, as our friends keep yelling at us, but is, as Fred Kaplan writes pretty definitively, Paula Broadwell, who wrote this year’s (rather … friendly) biography of Petraeus. Turns out the thing should have had a picture of Fabio on the cover.
The timetable of the affair is still unclear — Broadwell was in Afghanistan with him a few years ago, doing “research” for her dirty book, which would be, like, whoa. But it is also possible that he found out yesterday that he was scheduled to testify about Libya and ran out his front door frantically looking to get himself into an affair, immediately, last night.
Either way, it is definitely Joe Biden’s fault, as he is shown in the White House photos chatting with Petraeus back in 2010, obviously about how to be a pickup artist.
Bear in mind, we have not heard anything at all from Broadwell, so do not going burning her books yet. Still,we are IMMEDIATELY suspicious of what went on between Jon Meacham and Andrew Jackson, and whether sex with dead presidents is cause to revoke a Pulitzer Prize.
Also, this will cause the demand for attractive lady biographers to either fall through the floor, or skyrocket, to points most creepy.
Oh, and here’s a video of Broadwell on The Daily Show, discussing her rigorous “morning runs” with the general:
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He's banging Lilith Sternin Frasier?
That was Lilith Sternin-Crane; Frasier was the other Dr. Crane's first name.
Oh man, you are correct. Go ahead and help yourself to my p-points. LOL
That's OK, just a big Cheers fan from way back here; besides my P-ness is plenty big enough as it is.
Out of respect for the lovely Miss Taken, I will remain silent on that. : )
Speaking of which, do you remember Frasier's old love, played by Emma Thompson?
Don't let your comments be dictated by the fact checkers, Barb.
Thanks Mittens!
That was one big, sloppy blowjob of a book.
And this is the blowback.
It was called "All In." Runner-up title: "Push It"
I guess the title of that book she wrote had a secret meaning to them.
Betrayus needs to spend more time with his family.
A better mystery book would have asked why General David Petraeus got to tap Paula Broadwell, but John Edwards had to settle for Rielle Hunter?
Ancient established military methodology, R.H.I.P.
I'm not one to worship the macho military culture, but maybe because Edwards was a preening, narcissitic ambulance chaser who got lucky in politics and Petraeus was a bonafied badass?
He needs a joke, about how his penis betrayed us, but I don't feel funny.
OK, I watched the video. That man is a HERO!!!
Which one?
"One penis to betray us all"?
"Genital Betray-us"? Kinda surprised that one hasn't popped up here yet.
Now that's an embedded journalist!
Ahahaha, did you see the look drift across her face when Jon said "embedded?"
So, he loses his job. What happens to her? Increased book sales?
Petraeus should give a few lessons to the GOP'ers, particularly David Vittor.
I bet she would sell more if she added an update chapter on the affair.
Maybe there will be a second edition soon. Lots of references to the hot gaze of his steely eyes, that sort of thing.
For starters, I bet her husband has a totally different suggestion about
what she can do withhow to promote the book than the one she mentioned on TDS.Oh, hell yes. She looked quite squirmy. I'm glad I scrolled before putting on my redundancy cap.
That's what he said!
Benghazi –> Been gay see
David –> Gay vid
Obviously super gay Obama has been making gay videos with Gayvid Patraeus to insite Muslim rage at Christians to kill our gay ambassador.
You know, what you just said makes about as much sense as anything we've heard from the far right since Tuesday night.
Nothing is more conducive to the sexytime than being stuck in a festering third world shithole full of religious fanatics that hate your guts and will kill you the minute you blink.
Again, please, but slower this time…..
In that case you'd think, living in America with all these wingnuts, that I'd be getting laid more often…
There's a lady in Turlock with spare time
I don't know, never been to Alabama myself.
Wife and I made a baby there, but he arrived in Texas.
He's got bad timing.
An anchor kid? Now you can be a Texan?
Tell me about it. He was born in January when his parents could have used the December deduction.
Seems like fuckin' would pass the time, under those circumstances.
You laugh now, but wait till you try Knights Templar roleplay… "No, Inquistor, I'll never tell you where the infidels are hiding! You'll have to force the information out of me!"
"Would not rent."
Shit. I called it when I saw the show!!!!
"All In," indeed. Maybe she should have called it "Is It In?"
Or "Is That It?"
"Your Lieutenant Was Bigger"
WIN
Or "Is It All In?"
Some of us don't find that joke at all funny.
She did a lot of hard work researching the book, really plowed into her subject and got on top of him.
This was no fluff piece, no soft-balling here.
She really got her hands dirty and squeezed every bit out of him.
She got into every crevice and stroked out each drip of information she could find, leading to a very exciting climax.
Is this book out on tape so I can fap on the way to the store?
And ended up with a mouthful.
Man, this is a target-rich environment for snark. Should I take the high or the low road?
Low. Always low.
Yes.
First low, then high, then low again.
Then cut across the middle and go balls deep.
Rock the boat, rock the boat, now work the middle, work the middle, change positions…
RIP Aaliyah
All of 'em, Katie.
There's a high road?
Need you even ask? Do you not know where you are?
He's West Point- work blue
You have to ask?
Oh, hell….I would hit that, if I could catch it….but I'm all in….ba da bing….
Bi.
Take the high road, it's the bi road….?
Are you more Jack Black or Kyle Gass?
The book on Petraeus was co-written with Vern Loeb of Jessica Lynch [in]fame.
http://mediamythalert.wordpress.com/2011/01/06/wa…
Well, I know that if I could have banged a chick that looked like that when I was in Kabul, I probably would have. But then, I'm not married.
CNN said that someone tipped off the FBI to the affair. Someone must have been p.o.ed at the old General to do that.
Perhaps it was the someone who was married to the General?
That was my thought, as well.
It sounds like she was trying to read his emails. There was a story mentioning she tried to access classified emails, but no details.
Richard Engel was saying on Rachel, tonight, that the CIA hated his fucking guts…mostly because they don't appreciate outsiders, but I'm sure he rubbed them the wrong way in other ways.
Kabul, Vermont?
Oh my, the name of her book about Pricktaeus really is "All In"? Bwhahahahahhahahahha!!
Original title: "Is it all in?"
You forgot "Yet?".
Best book title since Jerry Sandusky's "Touched."
Fair trade. He gave her information and she gave him blowjobs. Honor, glory, pussy.
Great Patriots have needs, too !
He is obviously guilty of loving America too much.
One writer at a time.
No writer left behind/no writer's behind left.
Go Gronk!
Wait wait. Was she embedded with him in Afghanistan?
Wait wait. Was she
embeddedin bed with him in Afghanistan?FTFY
Uh, huh-huh, her name is Broadwell.
Lotta Vagina
Pussy Galore
Her previous biography was about Mike Hunt.
I guess only an "embedded" journalist could write the general's story and title it, "All In"
"Still, we are IMMEDIATELY suspicious of what went on between Jon Meacham and Andrew Jackson, and whether sex with dead presidents is cause to revoke a Pulitzer Prize."
Not in Obama's America. But being a complete fucking centrist nonce whose idea of enriching the public discourse is by spraying corporatist nonsense wherever he goes like an incontinent dog should be.
Oh and Broadwell says Petraeus used "the method he likes to use to get to know young people" on her? . . . there's no telling how far this story is going to go. Ten mistresses? Twenty? A thousand? Was the Surge in Afghanistan just to make sure there would be enough meat for Petraeus' grinder? Important questions.
I can only guess at the bedroom banter:
Ready bayonets!
Ten-hut!
Fire when ready!
"I was sharing hardships with the troops."
Oh, I bet you were, sweetheart. HEY-O!
A couple of hard ships were docking in her port.
Thank you! Try the veal!
*Rimshot* as it were.
Lockheed Martin executive quits over relationship.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-2027771…
From the Forbes article on it: "Kubasik was Lockheed’s vice chairman…" Indeed.
Well, it's a lot like the shocking Petraeus scandal, isn't it. Both men responsible for the deaths of god knows how many innocents, but make love to someone and oh my god you are such a lowlife.
Prominent general and prominent defense contractor on the same day? Do I have to draw you a picture? Wake up!!!!
You're saying Paula Broadwell gets around?
Well, I say I hope that broad Paula gets around to me, someday.
You hear about the Waffle House CEO being accused of harrassment?
Waffle House? I thought they were banned by the Geneva Convention.
Still,we are IMMEDIATELY suspicious of what went on between Jon Meacham and Andrew Jackson, and whether sex with dead presidents is cause to revoke a Pulitzer Prize.
I eagerly anticipate the truth behind Doris Kearns Goodwin and Abe Lincoln. Lincoln Log indeed!
Just don't tell me there's something similar up with Jane Goodall.
I recently saw some video clips of her as a young woman. I wouldn't have minded monkeying around with her, back in the day.
Or Bill O'Reilly and Abe. Or maybe John Wilkes Booth.
I'm just shocked at what a slut Douglas Brinkley must be.
Team of Rivals. Oh Doris.
Team Of Ribald?
Tag team of rivals?
Rielle Hunter / Paula Broadwell '16!
At least she went with the subtle title. The working title was "I am fucking that general guy from Iraq and stuff."
The one before that was "I so hit that."
So who leaked the the dirty on the General, his genitals and the Jezabel?
I can live without the "leakage" details here.
Sorry about that. Write it off to premature emasculation.
Genitals and the Jezebel. That's some quality alliteration. You could name a band after it.
Oh, goddam you're right . Dibs on that name..
Classier anyhow than that other "biographer," Rielle Hunter.
Classy cause she had condoms?
I can't even get past the 2 minute mark, and I'm wondering. Is Jon Stewart prescient?
Because, someone should investigate *that*.
I'm not really understanding the 'Benghazi testimony conspiracy' here. Congress and its committees can compel any citizen to testify within the bounds of their jurisdiction (and this certainly would seem to fall within those bounds), so Petraeus will be testifying regardless of his current title. Where is the scandal here?
ACORN! BENGHAZI! NEW BLACK PANTHERS! PETRAEUS! IRAN SHOOTS DRONE!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! It all makes sense now!
Would you like some mad tea?
No room! No room!
TELEPROMPTER MADRASSA SOLYNDRA!
How'd I do?
Eh, needs some work! Here's how you do it properly:
BENGHAZI, BENGHAZI, BENGHAZI, WATERGATE, WATERGATE, WATERGATE, IMPEACH, IMPEACH, IMPEACH!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!
Simple, right?
Considering Nixon was an R, the actual use of "WATERGATE" may hit too close to home. Consider instead BENGHAZIGATE, PETRAEUGATE, BIOGRAGATE, or the like.
I read that as NEW BLACK PANTIES and wondered if Ms Curley were awake yet.
You're over thinking this. What was the Benghazi scandal in the first place?
But now Petraeus can answer every question "Hey, I've been so busy banging my hot biographer I have no idea what was happening in Libya."
"Want me to write your biography?" is the "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" of our times.
What's even better is what MSNBC is reporting…that the FBI is investigating her for having access to naughty e-mails…or having naughty access to his e-mails….not sure, I just heard it now on the teevee.
Also too, this will give the wingnuts something to chew on for awhile….because of course this is Obummer's fault. Somehow.
"Why wasn't NOBAMA monitoring our general penises?!!"
Obummer is so powerful he can cause even the strongest man to lose all his moral fiber. Petraeus was fine working for Bush, solid proof of the evil of Hussein, the anti-christ.
That might be good enough for FOX News' gaggle of pundits, but any Joe Sixpack is going to take one look at this Broadwell broad and say, "Hell YES."
As someone mentioned upthread, Petraeus is a hero to to us all.
Fox is all over this already. Obama set up the Heroic Patriot to prevent him from testifying to Congress about Benghazi.
Of course, Congress can just call him to testify anyway, but why should facts matter?
Well, Fox thinks everyone in government gets the same privileges that the Bush Admin members took, i.e. fuck things up to a fare-thee-well and then just walk.
Petraeus: "And I woulda got away with it too, see, if it wasn't for the the surge on her blue dress."
"He has a tenacious will. He's relentless…"You should know, sweetheart.
Hey I would do everthing in my power to be on good terms with my biographer too. Of course with my luck Bill O'Rielly would probably be contracted to write mine.
Not even a hate fuck.
Maybe you'll have to settle for an autobiograpy.
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Her name would almost fit a character from a James Bond movie, Paula Broadwell.
Translated into Bond Screenplay-ese; Pussy Bonedwell
**standing golf clap**
Well played, sir. Well played.
I'm sort of looking forward to Skyfall, so please, no spoilers!
Before I scrolled all the way down to see the entire post, I read that as Skullfuck. lol
The Wonkette Commentators Crowdsource-written James Bond Screenplay.
Working Title: Skullfuck
Whoops, Sorry! (zips lip)
Between this and Jon Edwards, do all documentarians bang their subjects? Is this one of the perks of fame?
Ask Jack Welch or his ex-wife.
Just hope that Michael Moore doesn't show up to do a documentary on you.
535 voting members of Congress… there's a kink for everything, right?
Instead of Rule 34, call it Rule 535
That would invalidate vegetable porn.
Ask Callista.
Yes.
Rob Reiner still dreams of Nigel Tufnel.
You know what the title of the porno they're going to make out of this is?
All In?
Friendly Jizz Fire?
Report For Active booty?
Invasion, Surge and Withdrawal?
Hearts, Minds, and Asses?
Full Metal Ejaculate?
White Cock Down?
Sorry. My Dad was a General. I think I have issues.
"APlookalypse Now?
'Sokay, you're at Wonket. Go with it.
Bang the Gen. Slowly?
Bang the Bum Slowly?
(U.K. title)
All The Way In
CIA: Cock In Anus
Black Cock: Goin Down
Journalingus
Betray Us: Firmly Embedded (Soft Porn title for Cinemax)
Peaches and Cream.
Kandahardon?
The Hindu Tush?
Cock and Awe
The surge?
Gone with the Wand?
Coalition of the (Very) Willing?
Anal In?
"Advance to the rear". Oh crap, that film's already been made.
o.k., then, how about "The General Punishes His Privates"?
The Red Vadge of Courage
My time with the One Percent, subtlitled Tip of the Spear.
Bedtime for Bozo?
Cornholioanus?
I love how she apologizes to her husband for not hyping up the book.
Is there anything else you want to tell him, Paula?
What does Dick Morris have to say about this scandal?
Clinton's fault.
Bob Dole in a landslide.
This is great news for John McCain!
Can't speak, his mouth is currently filled with hooker toes.
Which means he's got two feet in his mouth at this point.
"Mouthful of Hooker Toes" is the name of my next band.
Dick's been suspiciously silent for a couple of days.
Maybe somebody should check on him?
No Toes. Not Interested.
He's toeing the line.
"All In: The Education of David Petraeus." I'll bet it was. HOOAH! Or something, also, too.
I am glad it was not Natasha Fatale
I just offered Scarlett Johansen first dibs at writing my biography.
I did the same but she wont return my many calls.
On the floor, in crayon, wearing a bikini.
Think big. Some how I gotta somehow convince Scarlett Johansen, Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz to simultaneously co-author my biography.
Then I guess you could say she really did a broad…[puts on sunglasses]…well. YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!1!
Everytime somebody uses the CSI Miami meme, a kitten dies.
"Imbed(ded)….with General Betray Us"
"Sharing Hardship with the Troops…and Their Commander"
"Awesome ? Or Incredibly Awesome"
"Yes, I Did Pinch Him"
"Good Distractions from War"
"I Want to Help You with Your Project"
"He Dropped His Guard With Me"
"No Dirty Secrets….Peaches"
"He goes All In"
Oh shit, she is married too.
OK. I quit. I resign.
"Awesome Sell Out" is my final answer.
OMG. This is writing itself!
I guess she really 'biographed' his brains out.
I'm betting her contract for a biography of the Chicago Bulls is now in jeopardy.
oh no, they rushed a certified check to her today.
From the review of her book at Amazon: "General Petraeus is one of the most important Americans of our time, in or out of uniform." Tom Brokaw. Hmmm
Huh. That does explain all those references to his quivering loins.
Nobody will believe me, but I remember seeing the broadcast of that segment and thinking, "hmm…"
I'm probably nobody, maybe I'm everybody. I have always appreciated your posts.
Thank you, Person!
Person who GOTV, Buddy.
I'm having a field day here. Sorry I've been away for so long. Frankly, can I be frank?
You can be frank here if you want. Frankly, 'onemoretime79' isn't much of a handle anyway. Change it to something.
And thanks for G-ing-OTV, esp if you are from OH, VA, or FL!
Same here. I thought the dynamics described there was a bit weird.
Peaches.
Is he awesome or incredibly awesome?
Did you ever pinch him?
I consider myself pretty intuitive, but I too saw the broadcast and it did not raise a single red flag. In retrospect, I just didn't ever imagine the ass-kissing little twerp had it in him. Kudos!
I believe you because I did too.
"Wow, you know more about me than my wife has ever cared to know! Let's fuck!"
We men are actually pretty simple to figure out, aren't we?
It kinda scares me how many times I could have picked up that gauntlet in the past few years. And I'm not really anything special.
Our future Putin sexing himself up.
Her book sales will surge.
"The surge is working, my friends."
-John McCain
That's the really crappy part of this.
We all should have known something was up when the Patraeus biography started out "It was a dark, moonless night in Kabul. The only thing that attracted me was the General's smile in the flickering candle light. As he removed his shirt, I knew the invasion was on."
"I slowly traced the bullet wound on his chest with my finger, as he…."
Wait now. You telling me the director of the CIA got caught sneaking around. Got caught. Wasn't very good at the CIA thing,was he?
A blindfold and a cigarette would be too good for him.
Dear Penthouse- I am a military commander in a small, Mid-eastern country. I never believed this could happen to me…
The girl with the pizza is here sir…
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought this would happen to me, but I was in Afghanistan writing a biography, when….
You know who else banged his/her biographer?
The Marquis de Sade?
Lou Sarah?
John Edwards?
Jeebus?
What!? ALL FOUR OF THEM?
Oh, maybe you're just talking about that closet case, Paul.
Frank Sinatra?
Jenna Jameson?
Well someone was eating "Peaches".
Thank you Sir! May I have another?
General Petraeus: Oh my god, you killed a hooker!
George W. Bush: Biographer! She was a biographer!
General Petraeus: No Bush, when they're dead, they're just hookers!
Research Associate at Harvard, or Reach Around Associate?
I had sex on Andy Rooney's desk once, not with Andy Rooney though.
Was it that rascal Ed Bradley?
I wish! No it was a person at CBS News, with whom I had an affair for about 6 years.
Walter Cronkite?
Martha Teichner
a former relative of mine worked at cbs news…..<peers suspiciously at Limey>
Gulp
Here's the precise reason desk blotters were invented.
Sweet Jesus. What about the paper cuts?
ER Medic: "So, tell me again how you got the stapler stuck in your ass….."
"How come these desks are always greasy?"
Thank god.
I first read this as "I had sex on Andy Rooney once, not with Andy Rooney though."
"Tonight I've collected a few things here on my desk. Look at them, some of them are quite unusual and I often wonder what we use them for. For example, some people call these two things But Ox. I don't know why, they don't look bovine, porcine maybe but not bovine."
I thought you said you'd never tell anyone about that!
Jack?
All In & Out
Patraeus biographer/paramour Paula Broadwell anagram: A Dual Lap Blower
Little known fact: Pentagon Media Relation School 101: Always sleep with your biographer.
The U.S. Army Cunt-her-and Surge-'n-see Field Manual
- General David Petraeus
The surge is working!
"…in BED!"
If you know what I mean.
…and I think you do.
*sigh* I remember that Daily Show interview. And in the extended interview, her husband joins them on stage. http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-january-25-…
"All In" indeed.
Sounds like an open relationship! I wonder if there was a bit of 3-way going down here. When is the sex tape?
yeah none of this is really making me laugh.
Sucks to be him.
So I was noodling around over on that blogroll at the right side of the page and accidentally found the place where Noted Optimist Ken Layne currently resides, interwebwise. His posts in his new place don't seem quite so Gotterdammerungy and depression-inducing as when he was here. Maybe it was just this place that got him down.
You may be onto something, there.
A coalition of the willing.
Nice!
"Don't forget Polin' !"
My favorite thing about this clip? How the first Jon brings up was McChrystal getting fired for his problem with embedded journalists, and how problematic embedded journalists can be for people in their positions. IRONY~!
These journalists are all just asking for it…
"He loved his country too much"…Newt Gringrich
I thought that was called hiking the Appalachian trail.
And I should care about this…why?
CIA Director's mistress under investigation by the FBI for trying to get into his e-mails and he suddenly resigns. Certainly more newsworthy than anything Mitt Romney has done in the last 3 days.
This. This was about as much a security risk as you can get.
It's sort of a big thing with the CIA, because if you have extra-marital affairs, it's pretty easy to blackmail you and find out lots of interesting stuff. That the head guy put himself in this position is pretty ironic.
That's the thing, he wasn't using his head on this.
Well, he was, I guess, but … different head, you know.
Washington D.C.'s sex scandals are to Wonkette pretty much what Calling Obama a Socialist is to Fox News. Bread and butter.
"morning runs" is a euphemism for …
…keeping the real thing from being said?
Too many bean burritos the night before?
Squirting?
Dammit, it's Friday at 5:30pm in AK and generally I don't really know what to think about anything at Friday 5:30pm.
So, I guess the General's wife can officially call him "David Betrayus"?
Her wikipedia page notes she's a Westpoint grad as well, and a Major in the Army Reserves.
No way this doesn't turn into a court martial.
Courting marital
Jeez, my son is a Major in the National Guard; I hope he didn't have to fuck him, too.
Put the laugh in LOL, tttommmm. Well done, soldier.
Hee, Hee. I try.
Lesser forces libel!
Lesser my ass!My kid is hung like a quart beer bottle. ;)Sent from the Field, not in Garrison.
Slightly OT: The Benghazi coverup – damn, Willard and GOPeers, you really nailed the blah on that, didn't you? Just like he was Jimmy Carter II, LOL.
I'm disappointed it wasn't Pussy Galore.
Her name is Paula Broadwell?
Was Holly Goodhead busy?
Now Paula can write her autobiography and call it "Predator Bone".
Oh, stupid Peaches. The nation's top spycheif can't have secrets of his own.
But, I'm sure he did it for love of country and Jesus and freedom, so, yeah.
This harlot was obviously trying to drain the mighty General of his precious bodily fluids.
A suck-you-bus, of sorts, if you will.
Well, I think if the CIA chief could not keep his affair secret that it kind of does disqualify them from the job.
I know James Bond. James Bond was a friend of mine. Peaches, you are no James Bond.
He has no cyanide capsule? Some 'professional'.
Stewart: "Did he ever drop his guard with you?"
Broadwell: "Guard hell! He dropped his pants with me!"
Great reading material while hiking the Appalachian Trail
More like hiking the Khyber Pass.
you people have actually made me laugh out loud at least three times (like snort laugh).
still. story making me sad.
Fifty Shades of Khaki….
Will I have to do anything different tomorrow because of this?
You'll be responsible for covering up your own Embassy bombing conspiracies from now on. KEEP YOUR GOVT HANDS OFF MY COVERT INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES
So the comment about Obama being the only adult in the room is coming into clear focus…..
No question about which one was on top……ALWAYS! Two self-centered over-achievers trying to see who can come first and hardest. Had to be about as sensual as a wrestling match-collegiate wrestling, of course. Odd… Monica Crowley never got outed, but then it was Nixon, so prolly didn't qualify as actual fucking. I honestly would have never imagined this wiry little ass-kisser had it in him; my guess is he would always withhold his precious bodily fluids.
The only thing I hate more than knowing about the sex lives of public figures is…um. Wait. There is nothing I hate more.
The question that the lamestream fails to answer, however, are they still an item?
According to Gawker, Broadwell's husband wrote to Chuck Klosterman to ask what he should do about this. Last summer.
Gotta confess-Saw Stewart interview, and thought, 1) Very Hot, in that military jockette sort of way–kinda like the old girlfriend who'd kick your ass on the tennis court; And 2) All googly-eyed when recounting her interviews with the good General while running causing the tapes to be interrupted by 'heavy breathing' … And, Ruh-Roh…
"Unpaid social liason"
But she gets paid in 4star General buttsex. For Freedum.
Nanny Gee!
"The first time…ever I lay with you…"
All I'm saying is that I would love to have Emma Thompson and Bebe Neuwirth fight over me. That is all I'm saying.
?
That was the great Laurie Metcalf…
Bebe is so sexy and so talented.
Nein, it was the great Emma Thompson:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0539823/
Very funny broad.
Nein back at you – it turns out there were three Nanettes.
But if from NC…TRY HARDER.
What in the fuck are you guys hanging down there talking about?
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