Unchastened Chris Christie Continues To Make Sweet Gay Love To Barack Obama
What did Chris Christie tell Barack Obama, while they canoodled on the phone for seemingly hours? "You hang up." "No, you hang up." "You hang up first," they both repeated fucking endlessly, until they fell asleep with their Blackberries cradled under their drooling, open mouths. And what did he tell Mitt Romney?
Nothing. He sent him an email.
This has been your five-o'clock Schadenfreude.
[ Bloomberg ]
This is almost too much Schaden for Freude:
<i>Mitt Romney&rsquo;s staffers reportedly got an unpleasant shock directly after learning their candidate did not, as expected, win the election on Tuesday night and snag the role of President &mdash; one disgruntled campaigner from the Romney&rsquo;s team said campaign staff credit cards were canceled before they could even pay for their sad cab rides home.</i> <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/39..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.inquisitr.com/392404/romney-cuts-credi...">http://www.inquisitr.com/39...
*sigh*Okay, too soon. But I did get into one today and went to Brooklyn and came back again.