There is not a reason in the world to click on the video above of fallen Wonkette hero “Joe” the “Plumber” flapping his gums at his election loss party, except to note his killer rags. Dude, you were running for Congress. You think the flannel might be a touch … less formal than the occasion demands? Nah, fuck it man. You are “authentic” and “real” just like your fake name and fake occupation! And now you are dead. Let us gather our rosebuds and meet back on the other side of the jump to remember the manifold gifts “Joe” the “Plumber” has given to your Wonkette, lo these many years.
You shot to superstardom with just one plaintive bitchfest, but your flame burned too bright, especially after desperate sad man John McCain seized, desperately and sadly, on your “common man” “Joe Sixpack” … earthiness. (Stupidity.) After that, you tried to do some common grifting, and it sort of worked for a while (we guess).
But because you are the world’s laziest man, you didn’t even work at that.
Because you are a muppet, you toured the country for a piece of legislation, but did not actually know what it said or did.
Because you are a big strong man, you threatened to physically kick the shit out of Nancy Pelosi.
You said some bullshit about “queers,” and then yelled at the ladies what asked you about it.
You told stupid hippies paying taxes is awesome and they should stop being common moochers, like you.
You said you would like to shoot Mexicans.
You received 24 percent of the vote.
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