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Mitt Romney’s Transition Website Was Live An Entire Day After He Lost, Because He Is Terrible At Politics

bullet dodgedO hai Romney transition website developer! Did you know that if you have a website you do not yet want people to see yet, you can hide it? Like, you could put up a splash page that says “coming soon,” with kittens with googly eyes, or you could just have it in development pages and not actually published to the Internet! We do not blame you, web development is hard! You know: UNLESS IT IS YOUR JOB TO DEVELOP THE WEB. Here are some screenshots of the Romney transition website, which unaccountably was live for the whole Internet (but especially Taegan Goddard at Political Wire) to see! It was here an entire day after Miffed “47 percent” Romney shit the electoral bed! We especially like the ones we are gonna show you after the jump!

We are not saying Mitt Romney should not have had someone working on a transition website! It is important to have your ducks in a row! It is just that, as with every other single thing on his campaign, they did a piss-poor job, and now we have no choice but to laugh at them. MITT ROMNEY WHY ARE YOU SO BAD AT THIS?

This “Join the Administration” page is the funniest one. Like, did you know it is not always awesome buying yourself a cabinet position or whatever?

Wait a minute, what did it just say?

Hahaha, it said you have to show your taxes and stuff. AS IF! From now on, no presidential candidate will ever have to show her taxes, due to the precedent set by Mr. Senor Romney, unless of course she actually would like to win.

[PoliticalWire]

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  • smitallica

    To borrow a tagline from the movie "Thirteen Days":

    You'll Never Believe How Close We Came.

    • http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com boskolives

      I've also heard that line in a porn, too.

    • http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

      That's what Ann said.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        Her?

        (just think, that may officially be the last time I can use that joke)

        • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

          I'm looking forward to ignoring the movie!

  • flipdraw

    I wondered whatever happened to the tax bizniz. Better put some still-being-paid staffer to the task of filing that amended return!

  • AlterNewt

    I was really hoping to land a cushy statue-draping job.

    • FakaktaSouth

      I'm still hoping to be Ann's ugly shirt (or face) draper. Someone should do SOMETHING to cover that SOON.

      • AlterNewt

        That bird shirt should fetch an easy $35.00 at the campaign-expenditure-off-set yard sale.

        • PugglesRule

          I would pay $35 just to own that bird shirt so I could publicly burn it… but not until I scraped off the gold leaf or whatever it was that made it "worth" $990. Hideous!

      • MosesInvests

        IMHO, it's not Egg's face that's ugly-she's actually quite pretty. HOWEVER, the sneering contempt for the peasantry that was the source of her usual facial expression really uglified her.

    • PsycWench

      A good job would be to take a hint from the post-election McCain office and scrub the electronic devices before yardsaling them.

      • Chichikovovich

        If I remember correctly, the Romney people did that after they left the Massachusetts governorship. Wiped all the harddrives etc. Which was not legal since they were not his property but rather that of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. But the modern Republican party is the party of "I'm going to do it, and I know damn well you won't prosecute it."

        So I have a feeling that the operation you describe is well under way.

        • HELisforHEL

          They could call Rose Mary Woods for some bad advice, if she weren't dead.

        • glasspusher

          Yes, my bro in Mass told me that Mitt's crew bought the hard drives from his admin when they could and destroyed them!

    • larrykat

      Has anyone spoken for the Oil Annointer position yet?

    • NYNYNYjr

      I was all ready to start a new business pulling down the huge marble statues of Obama from all the city squares and recycling them into tiles for the presidential bathroom of Romney's New White House. What do I do with Fastobamastatueremoval.com now?

  • Tealiban

    Someone needs to start a Tumblr called Mittens Kittens that is full of pictures of cats telling Miffed that's ok to be a loser.

    • PugglesRule

      Awwwww….

  • Grief_Lessons

    If you're going to be bad at campaining, you should at least be good at losing.

    • Lot_49

      Which he most distinctly was not–his "concession" PowerPoint/elevator speec h invited everyone to pray for Obama but didn't promise to help. Message: that guy's fucked. Everybody start praying.

      • Grief_Lessons

        Whatever, it's all transitional while W.A.S.T.E. ;)

        • Lot_49

          Didn't I tell you not to mention that here? Use the other internet!

          • EatFrankRich

            If you lost your password, look under the underpass at the San Narcisco exit, eh?

  • Loch_Nessosaur

    But he looks so presidential.

    • ph7

      so traditionally presidential.

    • BadKitty904

      In a stock-photo sorta way…

    • PugglesRule

      Straight (pardon the pun) out of Central Casting — from 1954.

    • MosesInvests

      Very presidential skin color, to be sure.

  • PsycWench

    OOH, you are supposed to EXPECT public/press scrutiny. Did Romney know that ahead of time?

    • e_z

      That will be covered in Mitt's autobiography in the chapter entitled "Things I Learned"

      • Lot_49

        It'll look pretty silly on the shelf next to No Apologies, the other half of the Romney oeuvre.

        • Stevola

          "No Apologies" will be followed by "I Apologize," which will be followed by "No Apologies II: I Never Apologized"

    • Abernathy

      Stop. This is hard.

    • Callyson

      That only applies to the little people.

    • bikerlaureate

      Was the Rove-pusbag supposed to tell him?
      Oops.

  • FNMA

    So I guess they won't be accepting my application to be Secretary of the Interior. I was leaning toward Defense, because, well, blowing shit up would be kinda cool, but Interior, you don't have to go outside, right?

    • Toomush_Infer

      Right – I think that's the job where you just write down whatever the Interior Decorator says, like: "needs more car elevators"…..

    • Generation[redacted]

      Day One, you'll need to hire an undersecretary of measuring the drapes.

      • ThundercatHo

        Be sure the carpet matches.

    • thatsitfortheother1

      The Canadians I know call their middle finger the Secretary of the Interior.

      • viennawoods13

        Never heard that one before.

    • mrpuma2u

      I was angling for chief of staff. I was all set to run around in the Congressional gym shower and yell at people to tow the line on whatever in the buff.

      • FNMA

        Isn't that Jerry Sandusky's prison job?

  • http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com boskolives

    It touches my heart whenever someone that's never done an honest days work (or an "honest" anything else) is so dedicated to putting people back to work. Even if it's cleaning his house, or his other house, or any of his other houses. Also.

    • evoshandor

      Come on now, I'm sure he's had honest bowel movements…though I doubt he had to clean up after himself.

  • PsycWench

    I like the instruction "clicking the button below will open a new window". Just in case you were anxious about that right-click or back button not working.

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Like the maths, clicking the clickies is hard.

    • Whollyholeyholy

      It's a lot more complicated than shaking an Etch-A-Sketch after all.

    • PugglesRule

      Also, this webmaster learned his trade in 1999.

      • PsycWench

        From an ad on Oracle or Friendster. Or maybe AOL. They needed the ad revenue to send the software updates on those floppy discs.

    • succalina

      Can I do it on my Jitterbug?

  • ph7

    Wait, so I applied for that "Oats Feeder" position for nothing?

    • not that Dewey

      "Rafalca Fluffer" is still available.

      • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

        Ron Jeremy applied for it but was turned down. Apparently didn't have possession of what Mitt considers, appropriate "holdings."

        • not that Dewey

          THAT'S NOT GENITAL TRANSCENDENCE

      • FlipFlopFuck

        con voce harelip: "I wanna see the horses twat!"

        • ThundercatHo

          You are so bad.

    • Misty Malarky

      The APPLY ONLINE button is not working. Is there a phone number we can call Mitts on to apply, or can we just show up after the lunch rush?

    • finallyhappy

      When the White House (after President Barack Hussein OBAMA!!- YEAH ,WE WON- again!) was looking for volunteers and the Prez had promised the girls a dog- I sent in a request to walk/clean up after said future dog. I did not get picked(I understand that the horticultural staff take care of Bo- although I was told that Sasha and Malia also bring him out for walks/runs as far as the kitchen garden). Maybe I can reapply for the second term(WE WON- WE WON)

  • BadKitty904

    "My name is MittRmoneyas, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Also: "I am become death, destroyer of worlds."

    • Chichikovovich

      But they aren't headless trunks of stone. Just brainless.

    • http://chaosmarxism.blogspot.com doloras

      The lone and level sands of Utah stretch far away.

  • MacRaith

    Love the tagline "Smaller, Simpler, Smarter". They certainly have the first two of those down cold. They have a lot of work to do on that third one, though.

    • http://yunoletmehavecoolwebnameblogspot.blogspot.com/ Jennyjen798

      That's the tagline here at my government office here in the great old state of Tex-Ass. Except when you think of stuff that is smaller, simpler, smarter (faster) you get a lot of no can't do that or no that costs too much, that would just be too much work to change, or no one here can learn how to do that shit. So I go about pushing my paper like it's still 1982. /grumble.

  • http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

    At least the idiot at natesilveriswrong.com was smart enough to take it down right away.

    • PugglesRule

      But what about unskewedpolls.com?

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        He apologized, believe it or not.

        I posted in Wonkville about it. Should be in the "Newest" link

      • http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

        He actually admitted to being wrong. I think it was just all a ploy to make money out of Wingnuts! How else do you explain the Louie Anderson pic? (see article).

  • ttommyunger

    I am open to any position except Director of: "Proving That President Romney Isn't a Soulless Dick". That, my friend, is just a bridge too fucking far.

  • memzilla

    Most. Unnecessary. Website. EVAH.

  • noodlesalad

    In all seriousness, I am in SE Asia at the moment, and just had a few drinks with some friends (suck it, America, it's already Thursday night here). I'm drinking with a Sikh, and Hindu and a Muslim, and we raised multiple glasses to Obama, and I got kind of teary-eyed. Thanks for not fucking the world up, friends, and voting for this moran who I'm sure had a "the next four wars" tab on his bogus transition site! It makes for more happy drunks here in Singapore at the very least.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Noodlesalad goes into a bar with a Sikh, and Hindu and a Muslim…

    • BadKitty904

      My bf was in a conference call with Hong-freekin-Kong yesterday and got multiple congratulations on Obama's re-election. I'm kinda sensing a global sigh of relief goin' on here.

      Nice save, America!

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      Drinking?! Must be one of those Episcopalian Muslims.

    • thatsitfortheother1

      I live in Germany. Obama's re-election is still front page news. CNN International has some shit about British chefs on.

  • PsycWench

    I see the top pic says that the 21st century must be an American century. What the hell does that even mean?

    • BaldarTFlagass

      I thought the 20th century was the American Century. Isn't it someone else's turn?

      • BadKitty904

        I think Costa Rica has dibs.

        • Lot_49

          Ha! No military. Everybody runs around chanting "Pura vida!" but who do they drop bombs on? Nobody!

    • http://www.wonkette.com/ FlownOver

      "All your asset are belong to us" is, I believe, the intended message there.

      • http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com boskolives

        Mittz victory party advisory for those who didn't choose to celebrate the win, "Put your head between your legs and kiss your assets goodbye".

    • finallyhappy

      Well, when the current President is a secret Kenyan Muslim……

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      It means he wanted to start a ground war on the 21st Century, after softening it up with some Shock and Awe.

    • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

      The sun never sets on the British Empire?

    • tessiee

      It means white.

    • Toomush_Infer

      They meant to say "one American's century" – the 1% is fighting it out….

    • http://wonkette.com/ outragedcitizen

      Didn't the neocons try to start that mime during the first 8 years of the 21 century under the clown prince, Dubya?

      That worked out well for them.

  • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Johnny-Appletruth/133951326629923?sk=wall deanbooth

    * Shudder * It's like the ghost of President future.

    • ph7

      where Ebeneezer Scrooge is Job Creator and Tiny Tim is a lazy 47%er who just wants things.

  • Estproph

    Can't he just buy a new IRS and put an end to the tax nonsense?

  • BaldarTFlagass

    This reminds me of that New England Patriots "19-0" book, that one season.

  • http://www.notfrisco.com/colmatales/norton/proclaim.html#declaration Joshua Norton

    This “Join the Administration” page is the funniest one.

    And it only cost $3.99 per minute to "apply".

    • T3rbo

      yeah, what the hell does that even mean? Romney didn't have anyone in mind or lined up to work for him, so he thought this made sense? What was the thinking, people who didn't have jobs would google "Work for Romney Administration," and this page would be the number one search result? Totally unfit to govern

  • FlipFlopFuck

    Test or GTFO!

  • BadKitty904

    I hope I have enough cash saved up to buy the federal "Director of Porcine Aviation" position in Rmoney's new regime!

    • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Incitefully_Joe

      I have my heart set on "Special Advisor on Infernal Climate Change", myself.

    • tessiee

      Sorry, Kitty, he's already got Pink Floyd penciled in for that.

  • Toomush_Infer

    Actually, this is an ongoing work by Fux and Frends, based on the alternative reality system they've been putting together since the beginning of the election season….it's really just a work in progress…temporarily called "Bizarro World"….but still looking for the real (imaginary) title – suggestions?…

    • BadKitty904

      "The Matrix"?

      • Toomush_Infer

        "The Mittrix?"

  • BaldarTFlagass

    So, will Romney go back to Bain and resume his practice of slash & burn capitalism?

  • Schmannnity

    A dancing horse in every pot. Now that's exciting.

  • PsycWench

    Wonder how Victoria Jackson would fare in the FBI background check. The "love toilet" skit from SNL could stop that process cold.

  • http://www.notfrisco.com/colmatales/norton/proclaim.html#declaration Joshua Norton

    From now on, no presidential candidate will ever have to show her taxes, due to the precedent set by Mr. Senor Romney,

    The REAL precedent is the amount of money the rich asshats dropped down the crapper trying to buy the election. I haven't seen so many zeros in a row since the last time Wil Wheaton had a book signing.

    • BadKitty904

      Managing to fuck away $400,000,000, with almost 0 return, is a clear and, I hope, lasting tribute to the GOP's outstanding business acumen.

    • finallyhappy

      I seriously object to that-I like Wil Wheaton- esp now that he and Sheldon aren't enemies

  • http://www.wonkette.com/ FlownOver

    I would have put in for Undersecretary of You Must Have Misunderstood – We Never Said Any Such Thing.

    • Mondo_Cane

      that would be way too much work….

  • Redgyal

    Excellent use of the word hubris.

  • RomneysLogCabin

    Who's Mitt Romney? What movie is this from?

    • tessiee

      That really bad one where Bruce Campbell played a failed politician and James Spader played his smarmy, dickish sidekick.

      • HELisforHEL

        HAHA They would have been preferable to the real pair!

  • FakaktaSouth

    I like how Mitt seems to be looking off in to the future in that picture. The future of not being President, of being the loser he is, just stone cold staring off into nothing. We can thank Mormon Jesus for something for once.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Funny thing is, he's looking to the left.

      • FakaktaSouth

        Well shit, I guess me and Mitt's got something in common.

  • freakishlywrong

    I'm late to this party. I've been drooling over pictures of Romney "supporters" crying all over the 'tubes. Does this make me a bad person?

    • FakaktaSouth

      If hating on morons is bad, I don't want to be good.

    • BadKitty904

      Consider *their* response if they'd won.

      • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Incitefully_Joe

        Can't imagine it'd be any worse than their response having lost.

        • http://www.wonkette.com/ FlownOver

          Anybody check lately on the state of readiness at Fort Sumter?

          • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Incitefully_Joe

            You know, I'm beginning to suspect that some of the opposition to Obama might have something to do with his race or something.

          • Nothingisamiss

            It's racist to think someone's rascist, you rascist.

    • finallyhappy

      yeah, white people in really white people looking clothing- esp the ones in Vegas

    • caridiva

      OMG! I thought that I was the only…I laid in bed all day yesterday grinning gleefully at the sobbing pictures! Priceless!

    • Mondo_Cane

      I struggled with this yesterday – it probably does, but judeo-christian tradition has it that it's forgivable….

    • Stevola

      Today, we are all bad people

  • bloggingbalkanistan

    When I see this, I almost feel bad for Mittens! Losing is hard! But, then I remember that Mittens ran the most cynical, negative and dishonest campaign in recent political history and would have been an insufferable jerk to Barry if he had won-and those feelings all go away. ha ha ha.

    • Jimmyone

      It is almost vindication for the poor guy who was held down while mitt cut his hair…

  • SnarkoMarx

    Am I the only one who feels a slight pang of disappointment that America will now never get to enjoy photographs of that little scamp, Tagg Romney, peeking out of the footwell of the president’s desk as his smiling dad sits above him signing an executive order mandating thinner gruel in workhouse orphanages?

    • tessiee

      No, Tagg shares your disappointment.
      And Tool and Tuff and Ruff and Buff and Biff and Tush and Tits, also too.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Oh please. According to NPR, Mittens hadn't even written a concession speech until it became clear that his ass was toast (Barry had written an acceptance and a concession speech, just in case).

    Denial ain't just a river for these morons.

    • BadKitty904

      Barry is a professional. Mitt is a delusional mannequin who was sure he could buy the presidency.

      • tessiee

        Also, remember how we discussed certain so-called "human beings" being ot-nay oo-tay art-smay?

    • BaldarTFlagass

      I'm kinda surprised that, in his concession speech, he didn't announce the Romney-Obama Co-Presidency.

    • FlipFlopFuck

      Exactly, I'm surprised they just didn't leave the site up. "Reality doesn't matter."

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        See, if Palin had run and lost, she would have and called it a "shadow government" or some such.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      When Blitzer said around 9:30 Tuesday night that they couldn't get hold of any Romney advisors about the loss in PA, that they were all holed up in a conference room and that the TV screens in the ballroom had been switched from showing results on FOX to campaign videos, I turned to my daughter and said, "I can't believe they're just writing the concession speech now"

    • HouseOfTheBlueLights

      It's part of attraction philosophy. If you only write the victory speech, then victory just comes to you. If you write a concession speech, you invite defeat. And I bet Barry's was Awesome.

    • Stevola

      FOX: Obama actually lost! Here's the concession speech!

  • tessiee

    OT, but at last now it can be said:
    http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-mean-if-i-lose
    Excerpt: "Mitt Romney makes me want to drive a scalding hot nail into my eyeball. He’s a piece of fucking dog shit who has done nothing in this world except figure out how to say things people want to hear in order to get what he wants. He’s a gutless cocksucker pig fuck."

    • FNMA

      I loved that piece. And overall, The Onion's election coverage has been spectacular. Particularly enjoyed this one: http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-want-to-congra

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      wow. that's like their editorial on the election.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    They went ahead and let it go live in order to give the folks on the right something to fap to through the tears.

    • tessiee

      I thought they were all already fapping to videos of the first debate through the tears.

  • finallyhappy

    I saw a wedding announcement in the NY Times- two people who both work at Bain and Co. I was guessing this was not Bain's Deli. At least working at the Deli- you would be doing something decent and useful

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_
    • finallyhappy

      I haven't heard crumb-bum since my uncle, a Philly cab driver, died- 50 years ago!

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

        Your Uncle was Ben Grimm?!

        • finallyhappy

          well, his first name was Benny!!

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    404½ WINGNUT ERROR FOUND

  • ElPinche

    Well……..I'm glad the idiot didn't win. Only an idiot would believe his own lies ("POLLS AINT REAL, THEYR OVERSAMPELING DEMOCRAPS!!).

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Unfortunately for his campaign, http://www.bitterloser. com was already taken.

    • drewehartnyc

      Actually, it wasn't taken and I was so surprised, I bought it. Hmmmmmm. what to do with that domain name?

      • MacRaith

        Host a collection of Donald Trump's tweets, for starters. Maybe Ted Nugent's, too.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Just steal content wholesale from the wingnut sites. Think of the bumper stickers, coffee mugs, T-shirts, caps, and greeting cards you could market, with that gold mine of material!

  • arihaya

    Now we know whom Mitt is going to fire to lift his mood.

  • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    All YOUR VOTES ARE BELONG TO… wait… wut?

  • BaldarTFlagass

    New cereal from General Mills:
    Defeaties, Breakfast of Losers.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Tearieos

    • http://www.wonkette.com/ FlownOver

      Nabisco Shredded Lies.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Frosted Flakes

      (heh)

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    Hopefuls for a Romney administration appointment: "Close But No C-zar"

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      "Close but no Caesar" you mean

      • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

        Thought about that too! *fist-bumps*

  • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    If Mittens had won then being an abortion and taxing hating son of a GOPer with all the experience of an ice cream truck driver would have meant something again.

  • http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com boskolives

    Uber-Happiness over all of the Koch Bros bucks that went down the Romney hole, which meant that they couldn't go to support any of the other repub asshats. Not ignoring you Shelley, it's just that you're a comparative piker with your casino chips and all.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Whoopsie!

  • arihaya

    Were there job opening for Secretary of Silly Walks?

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212
    • Tealiban

      +1000 Internets for you sir!

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        *curtsies*

    • HELisforHEL

      Brilliant!

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Ha ha, the joke's on Romney. I already have a government job. Unlike him.

    • BadKitty904

      Well, his campaign certainly eliminated at least one government job…

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Taker!

    • PugglesRule

      ME too! And I didn't pay a gazillion bucks to get mine. I got the top score on the civil service exam.

    • ThundercatHo

      See, this is why I love you.

  • Abernathy

    Felt the same way when Mittens proudly announced that he only wrote an acceptance speech. Cuz you really want a President who only prepares for the best-case scenario.

  • FlipFlopFuck

    You think that's bad, you should have seen the pop-up ads.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Hey, I came up with another Obama's Dick So Big joke. Can I post it here?

    • SnarkoMarx

      He went skinny dipping in Loch Ness years ago and people are still talking about it?

      • PugglesRule

        Are we talking about B. Barry Bamz or Old Handsome Joe Biden? *is confused*

    • tessiee

      Not only can you, we insist on it.

  • bobster1985

    The Romney campaign: the gift that keeps on giving.

  • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

    It turns out that community organizing is good at something…. Like organizing. a community. like a campaign.

  • freakishlywrong

    At least he has endless MTP appearances to look forward to.

    • BadKitty904

      Wait 'til his first post-asswhuppin' appearance on the Faux Network…

  • not that Dewey

    For Sale: winning campaign strategy. new in box.

  • sbj1964

    I have been reading comments posted in Conservatard Blogs many of them are claiming they are going to leave America.I have volunteered to help them pack,or drive them to the airport.Others are just having a complete melt down.I fear some may be suicidal.The red state cult of stupid needs a hug.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      No, man, this is great! Most countries won't let you immigrate in unless you a) have bookoo bucks or b) have a skill that one of their citizens doesn't have.

      This is perfect! They can be…dare I say?…ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!

    • http://www.wonkette.com/ FlownOver

      DIBS ON THEIR STUFF!

    • PugglesRule

      If they plan to go to Canada, remind them that Canada has universal health care AND marriage equality. The upside is, no hurricanes!

      • jqheywood

        The downside is that it is colder than fuckall…

        The upside is proximity to a Tim Horton's

        • viennawoods13

          That is not an advantage.

  • FNMA

    Off topic, but here it is a couple of days later, and I am still enjoying the fuck out of the wing-nuts losing their shit over Bammerz kicking their ass. Does that make me a bad person?

    • Mondo_Cane

      if you haven't been there yet, go to Michelle Malkin's blog and check out the comments – golden –

    • paulabflat

      the worst kind. our kind.

      be loud. be proud.

  • sullivanst

    ♪♫
    There's a whole lot of Romneys suffering tonight
    From the disease of conceit
    Whole lot of goobers struggling tonight
    From the disease of conceit
    Comes right down the ballots
    Down the long lines
    Rips into your senses
    Through your body and your mind
    The schadenfreude's so sweet
    The disease of conceit
    ♪♫

    • PugglesRule

      Melody?

      • sullivanst

        Bob Dylan, Disease of Conceit, from the 1989 album "Oh Mercy"

  • HouseOfTheBlueLights

    How does "smaller, simpler" work with massive infusion of money into Defense?

  • Terry

    "This “Join the Administration” page is the funniest one. Like, did you know it is not always awesome buying yourself a cabinet position or whatever?"

    It's good of the Romney folks to warn people up front that they'd have to go through an FBI background check. That must be a concern for a lot of their campaign contributors.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    I'll be happy to take a job helping Willard transition himself completely out of sight. With that experience in hand, I'll then offer the same services to the many other GOPtard politicians who we'd just as soon never see again.

  • DixvilleCrotch

    I blame GoDaddy.com and a mischievous DNS server.

  • UW8316154

    Didn't Herman Cain already call dibs on Secretary of Defense?

    • T3rbo

      Nope, that was Allen West. If we get into trouble with Iran, we just have to fire a gun next to its head and scare it into backing down. That totally would have worked-thanks, vermin

      • UW8316154

        http://articles.latimes.com/2011/dec/15/news/la-p

        Cain shared the idea with ABC's Barbara Walters during her annual special on the "10 Most Fascinating People." Cain said he thought he'd be a good pick because he wants to "influence rebuilding our military the way it should be."
        Walters, stunned, reminded Cain of his struggles during the campaign with topics like Libya. And there is always Uzbeki-beki-beki-stan-stan.

        "I have been doing my homework ever since that difficulty," Cain said.

  • T3rbo

    Yeah, what in the hell. I don't think Obammy used craigslist to find suitable staff, did he?

  • LibrarianX

    Hey! He spent the last seven years practicing that pose (see above). Too bad he didn't practice standing for something.

  • owhatever

    God: Mitt, didn't you get that golden plate I sent, telling you not to run for president? I had Moroni take it down personally.

    Moroni: I was stopped at the front gate by one of his sons, Twat, because I looked funny.

    God: So gimme back the plate. Gold is going up again.

    Moroni: Can't. I buried it somewhere. He can dig it up later.

  • barto

    Also too the splash page shows a nice shot of BO's inauguration – prescient indeed!

  • Rosie_Scenario

    Not sure what man would want to be "shorter and simpler," but when Mitt's right, he's right. "Smarter" — not so much.

  • mustangsavvy

    Poor Mittens. He woke up yesterday, totally bummed. Had to call and cancel all the ties he bought for his first 100 days in office. Had to cancel the "I'm the President!!! Tax Cuts for Everyone!!" Pool Party at his Caymans home this weekend. Had to cancel the order of "Thank You for Giving Me All Your Moneez" cards for his donors. Not to mention that voicemail from Bamz that he had to white knuckle thru…..something about meeting up soon. SIGH.

    He tells Ann he just needs some alone time. Fires up the 'puter, tries to surf a little Internet for some soul soothing cat videos and BAM! He sees his transition website still up and running. That had to have given him a massive emotional wedgie. Poor Mittens. And he can't even grab a beer to cry into! This man has suffered.

  • Troglodeity

    At least they took it down … unlike Unskewed Polls which still has this ridiculous "definitive," "spot-on accurate" November 5 prediction of the glorious Romney victory: http://unskewedpolls.com/unskewed_projection_2012

  • cousinitt

    No Tagg, stop! That's not a DeLorean! It's a tiiiimmmmme maaaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhhh

  • elgin_pelican

    It's like the end of Planet of the Apes, except it's a statue of MITTENS ohgod omygod ohgod

  • mosjef

    On the other hand, Romney's http://www.AbjectFailure.com, the National Disgrace and Epic Election Loss Web site is live and holding online interviews for Romney/Ryan Imaginary Cabinet positions. There's a touching blog from Paul Ryan about having to bang his own wife and put his own hat on backward now that the Secret Service won't do it for him.