PEOPLE! We just heard from your Editrix, who is at her party at Busby’s East! This is at 5364 Wilshire Blvd., in Los Angeles, as if you don’t know. (323) 525-2615 is the phone number. Anyway she is “making new friends” which based on past antics might have wacky consequences. So go join her, for fun! She is the pretty one, above! Just show up and make an introduction! They’ll be fun! And we think there’s free beer? Don’t quote us on this. (Go ahead and quote us.) There will be no better place to be when Barry wins (or loses!) then with fellow Wonketteers. Do it!
TALKING TO EMPTY CHAIRS 10:56 pm November 6, 2012
Why Are You Not Partying With Your Editirx In Glamorous Los Angeles, Right Now?
Hola wonkerados.
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Because you are with your "other family." *sniff*
Because I'm partying in Pennsylvania with a sleepy cat?
Now that's a hot boob sandwich! I wish I was there.
If I actually were in LA, I'd totally be hitting you peoples up by now.
Because I'm in Jakarta, partying with Obama's secret parents. Oops, I probably shouldn't have said that yet.
Edit: I actually am in Indonesia right now. People are happy.
So you're in tomorrow? Tell us what the future is like!
I'm hoping for flying cars…
Two words: Moon bases.
And, fortunately, Newt Gingrich has nothing to do with them.
No!!!
Clint Eastwood's pecs, or GTFO.
Because you're not here with us in the NW, were it will soon be legal to have hookahs filled with weed at your gay marriage.
Might take the thrill out of it, then?
Weej weed will seriously fuck up your hookah,(too much resin) don't do it
That was illegal? Damn, I would have waited a few days otherwise.
I won't say something sexist (but complimentary) about Rebecca's anatomy (for once).
Yikes, did I use a forbidden word? Sorry…how about, what a wuss?
Suck here in a Red State TN.It's a sad place tonight.I Love it !
Every time I give an Az. update, there's a new thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are you stifling FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDUUUUUUUU
Look out for the brown acid.
Picture yourself/ on a boat on a river…
Wish I could be there to celebrate! And drink!
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc
Peggy Nooan is hitting the Chardonnay about now. Perhaps even the opium pipe.
I thought at this point she'd be into the antifreeze.
Hide her nightgown. Get it?
Hemlock?
Could we PLEASE get back to how much Wolf Blitzer sucks?
Among other things.
Polls close in the Soviet of Warshington! Smoke 'em if you got them. And by "'em" I mean both blunts and gay penises cause they both now legal!!!
Srsly did Clint show? I'm a jump on the Amtrak rite now!
8:02 & Washington & Calif in Bamz column. Learn how to count, Virginia and Florida.
Well, we are kinda easy.
Catching up on my DVR's…
Pics of Clint wearing CommieGirl T-shirt or GTFO.
Are there any cute guys there?
Would sensitive, understanding guys do?
Does he talk to those things like he does empty chairs?
I think I speak for everyone here when I say that even when lit by underground parking garage fluorescents, our Editrix is way hawt.
I may not be drinking with you, but I started earlier, so I'm a few drinks ahead, that's why. Also, I got to see George Allen concede again. I'd like to see that every few years.
I can't party with you in LA!!! I live in Wyoming, and I can't drive at night because my night vision is no good.
I called that number, but couldn't really hear anything over some chick shouting about victory sex in the background. She sounded familiar…
My best friend and favorite ginger just showed up at my house, and casually mentioned that she has tix to THE PARTY! Yes, THAT one, Bammer's party in CHICAGO! Why is she at the House of the Blue Lights. I am flattered but she is crazy.
Swing on down.
NM for Bamz?
Obama wins Iowa, according to the commies at PBS!
CNN says so too. So far Bamz is running a sweep with the swing states, NH, WI, and now IA.
Colorado+Nevada+Oregon would be enough. We could lose Florida, Ohio, AND Virginia and win at this point.
But don't we want to be piggy and take them all?
OK, we can now hear (literally) fireworks beginning to go off around town…
Ohio! Done and Done!
Done deal. History's greatest monster wins another term.
Rachel just called Ohio, and the election, for Bamz. Wahoo?
FUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK YEESSSSSSSSSSSSS.
MRS. BLOV IS GETTING NAILED TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dang.
Obama re elected bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOX News just called Ohio for Obama. 8:14 PM. It is all but over. Tears are being shed.
Ooh, I'm gonna go watch that!!!
I switched back to MSNBC to enjoy the celebration.
Tears of joy and sloppy kisses!
Sloppy kisses to you. I so want to have your baby right now.
Crowd so loud at Obama HQ that CNN can't talk to their reporter.
WE.WIN.
Poor Mittens…once a bridesmaid; never a bride.
Yaaaaaay……..toke, toke……woo-hoo!
A huge cheer goes up in Chitown — Ray Soares says CNN just called the election for Obama. CNN's website has him at 249 though. Okay, Judy Woodruff clarifies — Ohio for Obama.
HOLY motherfuckin cow. I can exhale now.
WHOOOOO!
Time to watch Fox.
It is never time to watch FOX
Oregon for Obama now. This one's all but over. Colorado+Nevada… Or Ohio… Or Florida… Or Virginia+any state. All work.
Talk to the hand, Mittens; talk to the hand.
Got a smoke?
BAY-bee…
Was it good for you too?
Oooooh yeah…
8:15 pacific time and it's over….. Ohio caps it at 274 with a possible three other states left to go, Buh Buh Robme! And take that whiney weasel bastard Ryan with you. Also. Too.
And of course the expected gentle way that Mitt will congratulate Obamz is eagerly awaited.
YAAAAAAAAAAAH
My pizza arrived!
Also, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OBAAAAAAAMAAA!!!
[pssst, what kinda pizza?]
pepperoni and mushroom
Vaginas Unite!
…and send pics…..
Thank (your deity here) that Floriduh wasn't the 'decider'.
So you're saying they can get out of line now?
Huzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Up thumbs for all.
Oh, sweet zombie Jesus!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hail, the day so long expected,
Hail, the year of full release.
Zion's walls are now erected,
And her watchmen publish peace.
Through our Shiloh's wide dominion,
Hear the trumpet loudly roar,
Babylon is fallen to riiiiiiiiiiiiise no more.
That's it, already at 275. I hope he cracks 300. Can't wait to see Mittens concession speech.
Brit Hume: Moderates are different from liberals, in a center right country. self-identify, D+4, blah blah. WTF is that man even talking about?
It's no longer important…
Megyn Kelly looks like she's about to have a shit.
Fox News needz moar sad trombone. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
SUCCESS. FUCKING SUCCESS. TIME TO PARTY.
Warren/Silver 2016!
Haha, Michele Bachman: Two. Term. Pwesident.
What the hell if Romney going to do? How many dancing horses does it take to salve a man's heart? How many care elevators?
Damn it all! Mitt 2016!!!
This bitch Megyn Kelly is having a fucking melt down. She didn't take this well at all.
She really is kind of a twit at heart.
Well I have to say that its a miraculous night, because I am walking again, too! Obama wins re-election, and I can walk again, and I'm in love and she loves me!
So there was a laying-on of hands, and you were healed?
(Hooray!)
I do I do I do and yay and thanks be to God, and I can't wait to see you and fucking hell this shit is all working out. I will be damned. Who'da thought the heatherns would get their way? I love you.
I love you I love you I love you! Even the heathens get lucky sometimes! Forever baby!
3 fucking days!
Cher approves this message.
Prayer works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's go smoke some pot, oh, baby….
Babylon is fallen, is fallen, is fallen! Babylon is fallen to rise NO MORE!
I sooo hope so…
Eva Longoria > Meat Loaf
Sorry, but this requires a "duh!"
I can't get over the sweet, sweet, sound of it: PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
EIGHT years of a Democratic, black president. Mandate much?
Aaaaaannndd, the 2016 campaign begins.
My black cat just jumped on my chest and said "we beat the MAN again!!!"
OK, on my way!
FOX is trying to walk it back now. Karl Rove says "No, way too soon, Ohio is still going Romney. You are all fucks!" So they are going to interrogate their statisticians. Meg Kelly is going to water board a bitch.
FOX geeks now going, "We are sure, the biggest thing out is all Dem. It's over man. Get over it you fucks!"
Source: FOX News
The Unforgiven and the Unrepentant. Love it!
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"Have your people call my people and we'll do lunch sometime" – 1986
Sorry I came in late, so why is that total hotty next that creepy old man?
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