Apparently there are “new questions” about the role of the media 2012 race! What kind of questions? Well, the kind Fox Nooz asks, like: why does the media insist on pointing out all the lies that come out of Mitt Romney’s mouth? And: why do they have to call constant attention to the fact that Gingrich is a womanizing scumbag? Yes, those kinds of questions.
The video opens with a clip of Newt being his normal charming classy self, telling a primary debate moderator that it’s basically his fault that there aren’t “decent” people running for office. Then cut to Megyn Kelly, who seems like she might be a little drunk? Maybe? And then here comes Fox Nooz contributor Jonah Goldberg to weigh in on the controversy (so yeah, maybe she IS a little drunk because even Megyn Kelly probably dreads talking to Jonah Goldberg) as well as some regular Fox Nooz contributor, so we KNOW we’re in store for a balanced, nuanced discussion, what with all these Fox Nooz contributors chatting about how much the media SUCKS. Except for Fox Nooz, who is Above it All. As usual.
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Just shows, the only voices that you can trust are the ones in your head.
Jeff just turned on Fox News. That unnatural black hair color of Bret Baier is neither fair, nor balanced.
Babs, it's scewed, I tells ya!
I hear ya!
Okay, I'm really high right now.
The Big Cat has switched from pouring wine to packing bowls. So much for classes tomorrow…
(takes a DEEEP toke) Say wut?
Dude, I turned off the talking head tv box after the evening news, rolled a doobie and have been listening to the soothing sounds of Led Zep and praying to Robert Plant to break the levee and drown the Teabaggers cause I knew their time was gonna come. All hail the Rock God!
OT, but I fucking hate Florida. Fucking Florida.
Bamz' 15K votes ahead right now.
On the bright side, the republican plan to raise all the oceans will do away with florida.
But. . . Alan Grayson, ees bueno? no?
From Minnesota:
10% reporting
53% Bachmann (Retard)
47% Graves (D)
Sigh.
This is a good thing, really. Wonkette would be no fun without Crazy Eyez.
Our generation's Katherine Harris.
I dunno. Pink Sugar was just dumb as a brick. Crazy Eyes is…crazy.
Obama's BFF Axelrod on MSNBC looks very tired :( Hope they all get good night's sleep tonight – including all of us here on wonks
Tragg and Mix and Munch and Egg and Tronk and Mittens will not sleep soundly tonight.
Aiken!! Goes!! Down!!
Abort! Abort! Abort!
When you are too crazy even to represent the American people, you really need to seek treatment
My significant other said it best with in her heavy West Texas accent: [i]Adios Fuckface[/i]. I love her succinct message.
I was hoping Missourians could shut that whole thing down.
I am ready. Fox news: Blow me.
Todd Akin has lost!
Good riddance
McCaskill shut that whole thing down!
Nice!
Unleash the Hoverrounds!!
NBC just call New Mexico for the President!
Texas needs to annex NM for all sorts of reasons.
I want free stuff.
*NOW*, dammit. Plus those cakes we like. Also, too.
But the ducks will get you in the end.
Jonah Goldberg's face is incomplete without a fist in his mouth.
I know that's evil violent aggression,but fuck it. I was happy when they schwacked Bin Laden.
Sherrod Brown keeps his seat! Yay!
yeah, just saw that, nice.
*plays Ted Nugent backwards* Blooooo is Gawwwd.
Given how much the Republicans have lied during this campaign, I wouldn't be surprised if Fox simply declared Romney as president based on "their information" regardless of the actual outcome.
Their "sources." It's all about their "sources"…
Oh no…Mittens took Wyoming!
VA looks to be RLY close, folks.
Bamz' got a higher %age in Miami-Dade than he had in 08, and all the results are not in yet! Beat that panhandle with a stick!
White, Anglican, Democratic, Hard-drinking voters rejoice! I am sorry, was it G&t or Bloody?
South African chard for me. In honor of all sorts of things.
Who the fuck cares what these irrelevant buthurt Republican propaganda station says? Fuck 'em! Four more years!
I seem to remember the media saying a lot about Clinton being a womanizer, Fox included.
Tammy fucking legless Duckworth, motherfuckers!
Now that he'll be out of a job, maybe Joe Walsh can mastermind another Eagle reunion.
I hope that's the last stupid Joe Walsh the congressman/guitarist joke you will ever see on Wonkette.
No, here's the last one:
Q. What do you call a guy that gets his ass kicked by a legless woman?
A. Joe Walsh
…and they're sandbagging the borders of Lubbock as we type?
Some fucked up sads happening over at FreeRepublic right now:
"Just unbelievable. We’re done as a nation. Contrast this with 1980! We are just not the people we were when I was a kid.
Just had a baby girl so I won’t be committing suicide."
Ummm. Oops.
Also this:
"If obama wins and it looks like he will… I will shut down my 40 year old business early next year and reduce my footprint as much as possible. I will not feed the beast that is eating me… any more than I have to. I am John Galt."
hehehe
If it's not too early – and to quote the GOP in 2000 – "We won. Get over it."
The Jerb Creators will all be retreating to Galt's Gulch
We should be so lucky.
I yet these some fucks want social security, love a large military, enjoy drone strikes while sitting on their fat, white asses watching Faux news, and drive on roads paid for with tax dollars. Boo-fucking-hoo.
And Florida is still a fucked up place to vote according to MSNBC.
Good to know we've improved a little.
The continued support of the internal "logic" of the wingnut narrative/mythos/eschatology must be preserve at all costs. No sacrifice of truth or self respect on its altar is too high a price to pay. Eventually, we hope, the remnant keepers of the flame will resemble "Quest for Fire". (Without Rae Dawn Chong, of course!)
O/T but $arah Palin on Faux Nooz right now. Not a good look, 1/2-term Gov…
Megyn spoonfeeding questions to Jonah Goldberg about media bias — lordy, I feel like I'm watching David Vitter and a call girl right now.
I can't stomach the "Romney" "family", also.
Am I bad for being happy if they lose?
No. Not one bit.
Please, Fox, please call them "nattering nabobs of negativity."
Pusillanimous pussyfooters, also, too.
ABC just put Minnesota in the Prez' column!
Faux News cannot be outlawed fast enough or ignored hard enough.
Peggy Noonan and David Brooks making mad passionate love as the world ends.
Brooks is the power-bottom, right?
Dear God, what a horrendous visual.
10.23pm Eastern time and i just made a very strong cup of coffee. Hey any Wonketteers want to get a celebratory Presidential and post-Sandy drink/coffee anytime soonish?
Egg Romney is hating you people right now.
loser says what?
Scotty Brown concession speech on C-SPAN. "Hardest part is telling my truck that I'll be taking her home." WTF?
As usual, Fox sux
NPR stuff up here is excellent. Fair and pretty calm.
PEGGINGTON NOOONINGHAMSHROPSHIRE: "This is just so….SUBDUED. THE NERVE of these libruls making romney out to be a CAPITALIST!!!" Peggington needs moar BOMBAY and vicodin.
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Macca lost old white virginny
You can say one thing about Jonah, he cleans up nice.
ONE STATE AWAY
Newt Gingrich AND Jonah Goldberg? GAHHHHHHHH!
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