Apparently there are “new questions” about the role of the media 2012 race! What kind of questions? Well, the kind Fox Nooz asks, like: why does the media insist on pointing out all the lies that come out of Mitt Romney’s mouth? And: why do they have to call constant attention to the fact that Gingrich is a womanizing scumbag? Yes, those kinds of questions.

The video opens with a clip of Newt being his normal charming classy self, telling a primary debate moderator that it’s basically his fault that there aren’t “decent” people running for office. Then cut to Megyn Kelly, who seems like she might be a little drunk? Maybe? And then here comes Fox Nooz contributor Jonah Goldberg to weigh in on the controversy (so yeah, maybe she IS a little drunk because even Megyn Kelly probably dreads talking to Jonah Goldberg) as well as some regular Fox Nooz contributor, so we KNOW we’re in store for a balanced, nuanced discussion, what with all these Fox Nooz contributors chatting about how much the media SUCKS. Except for Fox Nooz, who is Above it All. As usual.

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  • OzoneTom

    Just shows, the only voices that you can trust are the ones in your head.

  • Barbara_

    Jeff just turned on Fox News. That unnatural black hair color of Bret Baier is neither fair, nor balanced.

    • SaintNixon

      Babs, it's scewed, I tells ya!

      • Barbara_

        I hear ya!

  • Okay, I'm really high right now.

    • BadKitty904

      The Big Cat has switched from pouring wine to packing bowls. So much for classes tomorrow…

      • (takes a DEEEP toke) Say wut?

        • OkieDokieDog

          Dude, I turned off the talking head tv box after the evening news, rolled a doobie and have been listening to the soothing sounds of Led Zep and praying to Robert Plant to break the levee and drown the Teabaggers cause I knew their time was gonna come. All hail the Rock God!

  • SnarkOff

    OT, but I fucking hate Florida. Fucking Florida.

    • Bamz' 15K votes ahead right now.

    • comrad_darkness

      On the bright side, the republican plan to raise all the oceans will do away with florida.

    • NellCote71

      But. . . Alan Grayson, ees bueno? no?

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    From Minnesota:
    10% reporting
    53% Bachmann (Retard)
    47% Graves (D)


    • SnarkOff

      This is a good thing, really. Wonkette would be no fun without Crazy Eyez.

      • SaintNixon

        Our generation's Katherine Harris.

        • BadKitty904

          I dunno. Pink Sugar was just dumb as a brick. Crazy Eyes is…crazy.

  • tiredalways

    Obama's BFF Axelrod on MSNBC looks very tired :( Hope they all get good night's sleep tonight – including all of us here on wonks

    • Tragg and Mix and Munch and Egg and Tronk and Mittens will not sleep soundly tonight.

  • Aiken!! Goes!! Down!!

    Abort! Abort! Abort!

    • comrad_darkness

      When you are too crazy even to represent the American people, you really need to seek treatment

    • fartknocker

      My significant other said it best with in her heavy West Texas accent: [i]Adios Fuckface[/i]. I love her succinct message.

    • Mittaplasia

      I was hoping Missourians could shut that whole thing down.

  • Schmannnity

    I am ready. Fox news: Blow me.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    Todd Akin has lost!
    Good riddance

    • ProgressiveInga

      McCaskill shut that whole thing down!

      • Lot_49


  • Unleash the Hoverrounds!!

  • NBC just call New Mexico for the President!

    • NellCote71

      Texas needs to annex NM for all sorts of reasons.

  • Barrelhse

    I want free stuff.

    • BadKitty904

      *NOW*, dammit. Plus those cakes we like. Also, too.

      • NellCote71

        But the ducks will get you in the end.

  • Lazy Media

    Jonah Goldberg's face is incomplete without a fist in his mouth.

    I know that's evil violent aggression,but fuck it. I was happy when they schwacked Bin Laden.

  • Sherrod Brown keeps his seat! Yay!

    • glasspusher

      yeah, just saw that, nice.

  • zedbot

    *plays Ted Nugent backwards* Blooooo is Gawwwd.

  • mavenmaven

    Given how much the Republicans have lied during this campaign, I wouldn't be surprised if Fox simply declared Romney as president based on "their information" regardless of the actual outcome.

    • BadKitty904

      Their "sources." It's all about their "sources"…

  • Lot_49

    Oh no…Mittens took Wyoming!

  • VA looks to be RLY close, folks.

  • glasspusher

    Bamz' got a higher %age in Miami-Dade than he had in 08, and all the results are not in yet! Beat that panhandle with a stick!

  • Schmannnity

    White, Anglican, Democratic, Hard-drinking voters rejoice! I am sorry, was it G&t or Bloody?

    • NellCote71

      South African chard for me. In honor of all sorts of things.

  • Who the fuck cares what these irrelevant buthurt Republican propaganda station says? Fuck 'em! Four more years!

  • PubOption

    I seem to remember the media saying a lot about Clinton being a womanizer, Fox included.

  • Lazy Media

    Tammy fucking legless Duckworth, motherfuckers!

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Now that he'll be out of a job, maybe Joe Walsh can mastermind another Eagle reunion.

      I hope that's the last stupid Joe Walsh the congressman/guitarist joke you will ever see on Wonkette.

      • No, here's the last one:
        Q. What do you call a guy that gets his ass kicked by a legless woman?
        A. Joe Walsh

  • glasspusher

    …and they're sandbagging the borders of Lubbock as we type?

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Some fucked up sads happening over at FreeRepublic right now:

    "Just unbelievable. We’re done as a nation. Contrast this with 1980! We are just not the people we were when I was a kid.

    Just had a baby girl so I won’t be committing suicide."

    Ummm. Oops.

    Also this:

    "If obama wins and it looks like he will… I will shut down my 40 year old business early next year and reduce my footprint as much as possible. I will not feed the beast that is eating me… any more than I have to. I am John Galt."


    • BadKitty904

      If it's not too early – and to quote the GOP in 2000 – "We won. Get over it."

    • DixvilleCrotch

      The Jerb Creators will all be retreating to Galt's Gulch

      • bobbert

        We should be so lucky.

    • fartknocker

      I yet these some fucks want social security, love a large military, enjoy drone strikes while sitting on their fat, white asses watching Faux news, and drive on roads paid for with tax dollars. Boo-fucking-hoo.

      And Florida is still a fucked up place to vote according to MSNBC.

    • Naked_Bunny

      We are just not the people we were when I was a kid.

      Good to know we've improved a little.

  • SigDeFlyinMonky

    The continued support of the internal "logic" of the wingnut narrative/mythos/eschatology must be preserve at all costs. No sacrifice of truth or self respect on its altar is too high a price to pay. Eventually, we hope, the remnant keepers of the flame will resemble "Quest for Fire". (Without Rae Dawn Chong, of course!)

  • ProgressiveInga

    O/T but $arah Palin on Faux Nooz right now. Not a good look, 1/2-term Gov…

  • Megyn spoonfeeding questions to Jonah Goldberg about media bias — lordy, I feel like I'm watching David Vitter and a call girl right now.

  • Barrelhse

    I can't stomach the "Romney" "family", also.
    Am I bad for being happy if they lose?

    • BadKitty904

      No. Not one bit.

  • Lucidamente1

    Please, Fox, please call them "nattering nabobs of negativity."

    • Mittaplasia

      Pusillanimous pussyfooters, also, too.

  • ABC just put Minnesota in the Prez' column!

  • bikerlaureate

    Faux News cannot be outlawed fast enough or ignored hard enough.

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Peggy Noonan and David Brooks making mad passionate love as the world ends.

    • ProgressiveInga

      Brooks is the power-bottom, right?

    • Limeylizzie

      Dear God, what a horrendous visual.

  • Limeylizzie

    10.23pm Eastern time and i just made a very strong cup of coffee. Hey any Wonketteers want to get a celebratory Presidential and post-Sandy drink/coffee anytime soonish?

  • ProgressiveInga

    Egg Romney is hating you people right now.

  • HobbesEvilTwin

    loser says what?

  • ProgressiveInga

    Scotty Brown concession speech on C-SPAN. "Hardest part is telling my truck that I'll be taking her home." WTF?

  • Buckminster

    As usual, Fox sux

  • Buckminster

    NPR stuff up here is excellent. Fair and pretty calm.

  • Not_Mother

    PEGGINGTON NOOONINGHAMSHROPSHIRE: "This is just so….SUBDUED. THE NERVE of these libruls making romney out to be a CAPITALIST!!!" Peggington needs moar BOMBAY and vicodin.

  • Not_Mother

    <a style="color: orange;" href="http:/ /" target="_blank">Sarah Palin Cracks Up on Fox

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  • Not_Mother

    Macca lost old white virginny

  • Slim_Pickins

    You can say one thing about Jonah, he cleans up nice.

  • courtneyesq


  • ttommyunger

    Newt Gingrich AND Jonah Goldberg? GAHHHHHHHH!

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