THE POLLS NEVER CLOSE  9:11 pm November 6, 2012

Your Wonkette Concedes Nothing, Never: Part 2 Of A Drunk And Getting Drunker Liveblog

by Kaia Mursi

Eh, maybe tonight.After at least seven voter “outreaches” apiece from all 37 FEC-registered presidential campaigns, your humble Wonkette team is ready to keep spreading the Good News, right up til the networks drag the last formaldehyde-reeking pundit out of storage. (Laura Ingraham was just on-air so it shouldn’t be too much longer actually.) Shit’s getting real, y’all!

9:14 PM A mid-air slapfight in the skies over Ohio would be more dignified than two separate victory/defeatorship parties, no?

9:17 PM Josh F: Joe Manchin and his man-chin win the Senate seat in WV.

9:18 PM Josh F admits that “THEY BETTER NOT GET RID OF PELOSI. PELOSI IS MY HOMEGIRL.” Which, sad day for objective, clear-eyed journalism here at Wonkette, guys. For the record, Eric Cantor (R) is also his homegirl.

9:22 PM PS Did everyone remember to abandon your spouse and children so’s you can read the political Internet in peace? I did, back in 2006.

9:24 PM Dok Z: PBS is on my teevee. David Brooks says that some people doubt Ted Cruz’s star quality. Josh F: Every word in that sentence is where boners go to die, Dok.

9:29 PM Blair B. worries: So are people in NY just staring out their windows at the Empire State Building, because they can’t watch television. :/

9:30 PM It may be time to freak the fuck out, if you were wondering. Josh F: SHIT THE NYTIMES ELECTIONS THINGIE HAS CRASHED.

9:31 PM Fortunately, though, Rich A. kinda already noticed that “The NY Times thing has been down for like 15 minutes.” SO PANIC DOUBLE- OR TRIPLE-TIME, NOW!!!

9:35 PM Lightly unedited, for your pleasure:

Sara B: Wolf Blitzer is positively giddy over this deadlock in Florida.
Rich A: “IS THIS A REPEAT OF 2000″ ASKS BLITZER.
Josh F: Wolf Blitzer is masturbating furiously.
Rich A: Soiled his drawers. “Florida Florida Florida can you believe what’s going on in Florida right now?” Real quote.

9:38 PM Rich A. offers up that “Politico has an election center that is slightly less crashed.” Fuck. Did POLITICO just WIN THE EVENING? (Mmm, probably not.)

9:41 PM Josh F: CBS ALSO CALLS NEW HAMPSHIRE FOR OBAMA. MITT ROMNEY’S PLEDGE TO REBUILD THE OLD MAN OF THE MOUNTAIN WITH HIS BARE HANDS NOT ENOUGH.

9:42 PM Kris B: Look, all these shitty states who want to make their lives EVEN SHITTIER by voting for Romney. What is Romney’s “home” state? Also is there a precedent for losing all three home states?

9:44 PM Josh F. kindly reminds the Gentle Reader that Mitt will likely lose a couple of the congressional districts within his California car-elevator, also, too.

9:45 PM IT’S A REAL LIVE WONKET ONLINE “CROSSFIRE”! Dok Z: A rising elevator lifts all cars.

9:50 PM Kris B: Oh thank god, there will be a Kennedy in Congress again. It’s been like 2 years, otherwise we’d have an unbroken, decades-long line of Kennedies in Congress. Who says we don’t have royalty in this country????

9:52 PM Kris B: Oh cool, Romney has a summer home in NH and lost THERE, too. LOSING ALL FOUR OF HIS HOMES’ STATES!

9:54 PM NOTE: We are all conceding the above as the zinger of the night and signing over our estates to Kris B. Enjoy all $600, Kris!

9:59 PM “Romney supporters trickled into the ballroom at the Boston Convention and Exhibition Center, many munching on bar snacks or drinking $7 beers.” Oh, for heavens’ sake. These cats can’t even get drunk and cry at home right.

10:02 PM Not to brag or anything but Dok Z. will: “We are professional as fuck tonight.” FUCK YEAH DUDE. Hey, hold my baby a minute.

10:06 PM Kris B. is “only asking questions” about why Fox is starting to worry about “media bias.”

10:13 PM Your Guaranteed Wonkette Liveblog continues here! Stay hydrated!

 

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doloras November 6, 2012 at 9:13 pm

I've got a rhyme that comes in a riddle!
What's round at the ends and high in the middle?

Dr_Zoidberg November 6, 2012 at 9:14 pm

A well-rolled joint!

SayItWithWookies November 6, 2012 at 9:14 pm

Me sitting between two bald guys.

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 9:16 pm

Bristol Palin's belly?

snowpointsecret November 6, 2012 at 9:18 pm

An Obama victory?

doloras November 6, 2012 at 9:22 pm

Best answer so far.

Mittens Howell, III November 6, 2012 at 9:19 pm

Mitt Romney's campaign as it circles the bowl?

BaldarTFlagass November 6, 2012 at 9:24 pm

A turd? Well, it's round at the ends, anyway.

MissNancyPriss November 6, 2012 at 9:28 pm

Chris Christie's body?

IceCreamEmpress November 6, 2012 at 9:32 pm

Peter, Paul, and Mary?

FeloniousMonk November 6, 2012 at 9:42 pm

O, hi Doloras.

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 9:13 pm

Pretty soon Mitt can stop pretending to have listened to the voice of the black and Hispanic voters.

Dr_Zoidberg November 6, 2012 at 9:22 pm

And the poors!

emmelemm November 6, 2012 at 9:26 pm

"You people!"

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 9:31 pm

"The help"

AutomaticPilot November 6, 2012 at 9:51 pm

It really must be exhuasting for the poor guy!

tessiee November 6, 2012 at 10:34 pm

Turns out giving 47% of the population the finger isn't your most people-pleasing strategy.
Who knew?

frostbitefalls November 6, 2012 at 9:14 pm

Oh gosh my stomach hurts. But that might be from the drinking.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 9:33 pm

Drinking, nervous eating, it's all the same thing, right?

WordSaladNation November 6, 2012 at 9:14 pm

My penis doesn't know what to do with all these returns. Barry is up…my penis is up! Barry is down…my penis is down.

memzilla November 6, 2012 at 9:33 pm

You better hope it's not a tie!

Dr_Zoidberg November 6, 2012 at 9:14 pm

God, I'm so nervous////

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 9:33 pm

(Hugs you) I could scream. Repeatedly.

Dr_Zoidberg November 6, 2012 at 9:37 pm

Thank you. I needed that.

Oblios_Cap November 6, 2012 at 9:59 pm

According to Comedy Central, you're running, too.

poorgradstudent November 6, 2012 at 9:14 pm

I have a headache (no joke).

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 9:33 pm

Me too. A raging fierce headache. Kind that makes you want to stab things with votes.

tessiee November 6, 2012 at 10:35 pm

I've woken up with one for several days in a row, now.
I must be grinding my teeth in my sleep.

MittBorg November 7, 2012 at 12:43 am

Probly. I sure as hell fucking am.

BumbleKid November 6, 2012 at 9:14 pm

Indian princess Elizabeth Warren wins in Massachussettsssss!!!!

frostbitefalls November 6, 2012 at 9:17 pm

Really?

BumbleKid November 6, 2012 at 9:18 pm

That's what they said on NBC!

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 9:34 pm

Yup. Call her Senator Warren, doodz!

bobbert November 6, 2012 at 9:48 pm

That may be the best news of the evening. (Note: I've been sure Bamz has it in the bag for several days).

Mittens Howell, III November 6, 2012 at 9:20 pm

WooWooWooWooWoo!!

Dr_Zoidberg November 6, 2012 at 9:23 pm

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Oh, yeah!

comrad_darkness November 6, 2012 at 9:34 pm

Wow. It's like Christmas. Open that present. Open that present.

IceCreamEmpress November 6, 2012 at 9:39 pm

I am so fucking excited about this. Best!

Fare la Volpe November 6, 2012 at 9:39 pm

BRAINGASM!!

OzoneTom November 6, 2012 at 9:15 pm

I'm drinking gin buck's

Since I've been suffering with several days of flu symptoms until yesterday, I had some yogurt this morning to give the gut flora a head-start.

tessiee November 6, 2012 at 10:38 pm

Starting each day by eating a couple teaspoons of yogurt on an empty stomach is not a bad way to go in general.

Mumbletypeg November 6, 2012 at 9:15 pm

Wig-tossing for Jeebus. I like it!

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 9:19 pm

She looked like a beweaver to me. I was shocked when she whipped it off. (for Jesus)

trampndirtdown November 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm
fuflans November 6, 2012 at 9:15 pm

i don't know if i have enough booze for this.

Jukesgrrl November 6, 2012 at 9:21 pm

There won't be enough booze in the world if Rmoney wins.

mille derps November 6, 2012 at 9:30 pm

Especially since he plans to bring back Prohibition…

SayItWithWookies November 6, 2012 at 9:15 pm

All the red states in the middle are reporting now. Don't panic — it'll get set right soon.

Tilley November 6, 2012 at 9:16 pm

thank you.

DixvilleCrotch November 6, 2012 at 9:16 pm

Yay Obama has PA!

BloviateMe November 6, 2012 at 9:16 pm

Just give us a blue Christmas…god damn this is tense.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 6, 2012 at 9:16 pm

The waiting is the hardest part.

Tilley November 6, 2012 at 9:17 pm

you take it on faith, you take it from the heart

trampndirtdown November 6, 2012 at 9:30 pm

everyday is one more start.

Veritas78 November 6, 2012 at 9:16 pm

Still grooving on my new Senator Liz Warren. This could be a good night. Sucks to be ex-Senator Stapledick, though.

NellCote71 November 6, 2012 at 9:19 pm

Congratulations. Meanwhile, back in redneck Texas, we get wing nut Ted Cruz. Yippee.

BaldarTFlagass November 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm

The fact that he's the first Hispanic US Senator elected from TX does not soften the blow at all. Guy is nuts. I never thought I'd hear myself type the words "I wish Kay Bailey Hutchison hadn't retired," but there you are.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 6, 2012 at 9:21 pm

Good news and woot!

Jukesgrrl November 6, 2012 at 9:22 pm

Congrats!! Keep your fingers crossed for us in Arizona. Not likely, but possible win for Not-Kyl.

Not_Mother November 6, 2012 at 9:25 pm

fox still hasn't reported that one. haha.

poorgradstudent November 6, 2012 at 9:16 pm

Elizabeth Warren *and* Bernie Sanders? It's already a pretty good election day. Now just to see the Vulture Capitalist and the Libertarian Granny Starving Sociopath out on their asses and the Kochs' election investments blown.

ProgressiveInga November 6, 2012 at 9:16 pm

Alex Wagner is hot. Just sayin'.

Mittens Howell, III November 6, 2012 at 9:21 pm

Seconded. So hot.

*sigh*

Lot_49 November 6, 2012 at 9:22 pm

So's Stephanie Cutter. Are those green eyes for realz?

BoroPrimorac November 6, 2012 at 9:24 pm

I love her. Her and Melissa Harris-Perry are fine as hell.

Fred_Wertham_Jr November 6, 2012 at 9:28 pm

Tamron. Tamron. Tamron.

Lot_49 November 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm

Will they let her in from the Deomocracy Skating Rink?

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 9:17 pm

Pennsylvania for President Obama.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 6, 2012 at 9:18 pm

Really?

DickWharfinger November 6, 2012 at 9:26 pm

Miffed squared?

I command you person to start writing your concession rant. If you are too heart-broken, I will allow Princess Egg to hatch something for you.

slowhansolo November 6, 2012 at 9:38 pm

Fuck, yes.

Jukesgrrl November 6, 2012 at 9:43 pm

We can thank Handsome Joe and The Big Dog for that. They practically moved to PA.

Terry November 6, 2012 at 9:57 pm

I'm getting a slew of giddy texts from my Penna relatives!

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 9:17 pm

I'll re post it here…motherfucker…romney by 193 votes in Fl with 82% in. Let's hope it doesn't matter and the final vote isn't 5-4 again.

Dr_Zoidberg November 6, 2012 at 9:24 pm

If Florida fucks this up again, I vote for kicking them out of the Union.

viennawoods13 November 6, 2012 at 9:40 pm

You might as well turn it over to Canada. Not that I, personally, want it, but it seems with every passing year more and more Canucks head there for the winter.

sullivanst November 6, 2012 at 9:27 pm

How many votes still to count in Miami area and Orange County? Did they even clear the lines yet in Miami-Dade?

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 9:30 pm

What, they don't use water cannons on the lines there anymore?

SnarkOff November 6, 2012 at 9:17 pm

I hate Florida. Just saying.

NellCote71 November 6, 2012 at 9:21 pm

Dick-shaped dick state.

BoatOfVelociraptors November 6, 2012 at 9:30 pm

But they have their own fark tag!

BoroPrimorac November 6, 2012 at 9:17 pm

I just found out that my great aunt was a poll worker in Ohio back in 1944.

Mittens Howell, III November 6, 2012 at 9:22 pm

I just found out my aunt was a pole dancer in Michigan back in 1996.

BaldarTFlagass November 6, 2012 at 9:31 pm

Do you think she might have thrown some of those FDR ballots away, in the hope of having Dewey elected?

snowpointsecret November 6, 2012 at 9:17 pm

Okay I feel really good now, Romney's paths to victory are really narrowing. Hail mary pass in PA is done for, now Ohio is basically a must-win.

Tilley November 6, 2012 at 9:17 pm

freaking every time I see the c-span numbers roll over and show the Romnibot with a higher number. someone talk me down.

viennawoods13 November 6, 2012 at 9:19 pm

California… Oregon,,, Washington.. Nevada and New Mexico (Nate wouldn't lie)

fuflans November 6, 2012 at 9:22 pm

is NY in that total?

imissopus November 6, 2012 at 9:24 pm

Is his lead less than 54 electorals? Because Cali will wipe that right out. Polls here aren't closing for awhile though.

emmelemm November 6, 2012 at 9:26 pm

Ding ding ding!

Tilley November 6, 2012 at 9:35 pm

I am so glad to be here tonight. I'm glad to be in your wonderful city. Oh wait, that's Wilson Pickett. Yes, I'm drinking a lot.

comrad_darkness November 6, 2012 at 10:16 pm

What are you drinking? I'll join you.

Edited: nevermind, all I have is vodka. I hope you're drinking vodka.

SayItWithWookies November 6, 2012 at 9:17 pm

Pennsylvania's being called for Obama. Ray Soares is at Obama's reception in Chicago and a cheer went up.

weejee November 6, 2012 at 9:19 pm

Cheer went up here in Seattle, also too!!

Yellerdawg November 6, 2012 at 9:17 pm

No one is talking about Ohio because it is going rapidly to Obama, and if that happens everyone can turn off the TV and go to bed.

BoroPrimorac November 6, 2012 at 9:27 pm

My mom's family is from Akron and they're all voting for Obama. They're white, blue collar Catholics, by the way.

Jukesgrrl November 6, 2012 at 9:45 pm

Men, too? Kiss them all for me.

BaldarTFlagass November 6, 2012 at 9:31 pm

Sssshhhhh. Don't tell anyone!

Pres.Beeblebrox November 6, 2012 at 9:40 pm

The Cleveland vote is barely in. Once it's reported, R is toast in Ohio.

Veritas78 November 6, 2012 at 9:18 pm

Judy Woodruff needs the same stylist that Hillary Clinton needs.

NellCote71 November 6, 2012 at 9:18 pm

Diane sawyer is already drunk, but I don't know if that is a good sign or not.

Tilley November 6, 2012 at 9:19 pm

How can you tell?

Geminisunmars November 6, 2012 at 9:37 pm

Wow. I thought so too. Mr Geminisunmars is a channel surfer, and when he lingered on Diane and George I wondered if she were drunk. Oh maybe has a cold and is high on cough syrup. Either way, hope she is having fun.

weejee November 6, 2012 at 9:18 pm

NBC called PA for Bamz, huzzah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AlterNewt November 6, 2012 at 9:19 pm

Katty Kay in her glasses is looking hotter and hotter.

rocktonsam November 6, 2012 at 9:19 pm

thank goodness mittens and eddie went to Pa to secure late in the game.

well done Pa.

Jukesgrrl November 6, 2012 at 9:46 pm

LOL.

Jennyjen798 November 6, 2012 at 9:19 pm

LOL Facebook "friends" hate me right now with my obvious presidential predictions. It's hard being a liberal in TX sometimes. =/

NellCote71 November 6, 2012 at 9:22 pm

I so feel your pain.

Dashboard Buddha November 6, 2012 at 9:23 pm

Hard? Is it fucking possible to be liberal in TX?

Jennyjen798 November 6, 2012 at 9:34 pm

Sure, if you have a semi functioning brain, tune out every time someone mentions the bible, and live in Austin, Dallas, Houston, or El Paso. :P

BumbleKid November 6, 2012 at 9:25 pm

Amen.

Jukesgrrl November 6, 2012 at 9:48 pm

Has anyone seen Chascates tonight? He usually weighs in with poetic Tejas pain.

Yellerdawg November 6, 2012 at 9:53 pm

Helps if you live within driving distance of Austin and work at UT.

Negropolis November 6, 2012 at 9:19 pm

AZ senate race too close to call. My god, that is beautiful.

Jukesgrrl November 6, 2012 at 9:47 pm

I'm on pins and needles. Rmoney won't win but maybe Carmona (he's a dick, but he's a Democratic dick).

bobbert November 6, 2012 at 9:52 pm

Oh please oh please. That would be teh icing.

snowpointsecret November 6, 2012 at 9:20 pm

This night is so far good enough to be totally worth losing a couple of IntenseDebate points.

Jerri November 6, 2012 at 9:20 pm

Please fellow Wisconsinites, lets spank that little Randroid fuckstick Ryan with votes tonight. Come on!

bobbert November 6, 2012 at 9:53 pm

Vote him out of the fucking House!!

Gratuitous World November 6, 2012 at 9:20 pm

HI!!!

Gratuitous World November 6, 2012 at 9:23 pm

also…high!

Mittens Howell, III November 6, 2012 at 9:26 pm

high five!

fuflans November 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm

where u been?

o. gettin hi.

Come here a minute November 6, 2012 at 9:53 pm

Such a gratuitous hello.

Nothingisamiss November 6, 2012 at 9:56 pm

Hey there!

Chet Kincaid_ November 6, 2012 at 9:20 pm

Dana Bash is a Looper, and she's come to take the gig of her future self, Andrea Mitchell.

ffredpalakon November 6, 2012 at 9:20 pm

It's nice to see at this late date, people of diverse opinions can at least agree on polling data.

@ezraklein

Still seeing no evidence of a systematic anti-Romney bias in the polls.

@AriFleischer

Same oversample, minority advantage for Ds in WI exits. Black vote 7%, up from 5%. All voters D+5. Was D+6 in 08; R+3 in 04.

Tilley November 6, 2012 at 9:21 pm

If I'm not mistaken, the rape-y dolts Akin and Moulton or whatever are going down. But I don't have my glasses on and I'm drinking heavily.

Gratuitous World November 6, 2012 at 9:23 pm

you must be asking for it!

NellCote71 November 6, 2012 at 9:24 pm

I am in the same condition and seeing the same thing.

fuflans November 6, 2012 at 9:25 pm

mourdock is going down.

rocktonsam November 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm

THATS THE BEST WAY KID

Geminisunmars November 6, 2012 at 9:40 pm

But we wimminz don't want them going down — we want them OUT.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 9:43 pm

Those are not the exact words I would have used, but Akin's losing to McCaskill by 7-8 points at last report, and Mourdock is down 6 points to HIS opponent, whose name I can't for the life of me remember right now.

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 9:21 pm

Awesome tweet:
Ouch RT @AshleyRParker: Dead silence in Romney ballroom when Fox announces that he lost Michigan, his native state where father was governor.

Looks like Romney is going to have to slash the price on the tickets he hopes to sell to reporters if he expects anyone to show up.

bobbert November 6, 2012 at 9:55 pm

So, 0 for 2 in home states so far. (And I can pretty confidently say Cali will make it 0 for 3). Does he actually have a house in Utah?

weejee November 6, 2012 at 9:21 pm

Barry in front in Colorado early returns. Rocky Mt. HIGH!

emmelemm November 6, 2012 at 9:27 pm

Woot woot! Having a mari-ju-ana initiative on the ballot brought out all the hippie stoner whatever whatever…

weejee November 6, 2012 at 9:32 pm

There may be a buzz in the air tonight for sure emmel.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 9:44 pm

Hey! You watch wut you say about us.

bobbert November 6, 2012 at 9:56 pm

What? Cause she didn't say "radical commie rabble-rouser"?

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 9:22 pm

All Hail the American Night!

Let it Roll, Baby, Roll.

weejee November 6, 2012 at 9:23 pm

Shutting the Doors on Mittens for sure!

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 9:30 pm

The future's uncertain, The End is always near.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 9:40 pm

This is the story of Johnny McGuire
Who ran through the town with his trousers on fire
He ran to the doctor's and fainted with fright
When the doctor told him his end was in sight.

Hey, I was 7 at the time, it sounded good to me. I have a lumber-room for a memory bank.

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 9:22 pm

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!

Veritas78 November 6, 2012 at 9:25 pm

Rafalca appreciates the attention.

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 9:28 pm

Elmer's is for lightweights.

imissopus November 6, 2012 at 9:22 pm

Why would anyone call Florida before, like, December?

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 9:25 pm

True that. Been there, don't wanna go back.

sullivanst November 6, 2012 at 9:22 pm

Pro tip: DKos' liveblogs actually give meaningful analysis of the early returns, by paying attention to past county breakdowns and comparing to current performance.

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 9:23 pm

Waiting for the blue states is giving me blue balls.

Tilley November 6, 2012 at 9:24 pm

sorry, I haven't fallen for a line like that since high school.

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 9:28 pm

You needn't worry. I couldn't even get a date in high school, I wouldn't have had a chance to use it.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 9:37 pm

HAHA! Hey! There you are. (Hugs you) Long time no see. Come in, sit down, pour a cold one.

Tilley November 6, 2012 at 10:00 pm

Hi dollink. I'm frustrated I can't refresh this site correctly, everything's topsy-turvy, maybe it's me, I'm sleeping with JohnnyWalkerRed tonight. How you doin'? I'm in the groove.

NellCote71 November 6, 2012 at 9:23 pm

Alan Grayson. Florida, all is forgiven.

Veritas78 November 6, 2012 at 9:26 pm

Seriously? Let the games begin! He could be this decade's Barney Frank.

ChillBill November 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm

Fuck yeah!

BoroPrimorac November 6, 2012 at 9:36 pm

You want to piss off a bagger? Mention Alan Grayson.

bobbert November 6, 2012 at 9:58 pm

No shit.

BoroPrimorac November 6, 2012 at 10:07 pm

It's a visceral hatred that one doesn't see every day.

OzoneTom November 6, 2012 at 9:24 pm

The President is ahead in CO so far.

ChillBill November 6, 2012 at 9:24 pm

Come on, Floridoh! Don't let me down!

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 9:26 pm

I'll tell you once/more before I get up and go/ don't let me dowwwwnnnn…

viennawoods13 November 6, 2012 at 9:28 pm

.1 fucking % difference.

Oblios_Cap November 6, 2012 at 9:51 pm

Chill, Bill.

ChillBill November 6, 2012 at 10:13 pm

I'm tryin', I'm tryin'!!!

Nothingisamiss November 6, 2012 at 9:58 pm

Even if it goes O, Florida lets me down whenever it has the chance.

AlterNewt November 6, 2012 at 9:24 pm

League of Women Voters rep. tells BBC that Florida voting system is like 'a third world country'.

PubOption November 6, 2012 at 9:42 pm

Is that just certain areas of Miami, or the whole state?

Yellerdawg November 6, 2012 at 9:25 pm

Ooo! Ditz on Fox kicks the elephant in the room and poses the question: What happens if Ohio and Pennsylvania go blue? What is Romney's path to the White House? < Multiple shots of people with deer-in-the-headlight stares>.

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 9:28 pm

Reality bites!

viennawoods13 November 6, 2012 at 9:30 pm

Heh heh heh. There better be a post tomorrow with the tag "Wingnuts furious"

tracyhasfun November 6, 2012 at 9:31 pm

I live for those moments. Bless you.

DixvilleCrotch November 6, 2012 at 9:31 pm

A surprise win in Saskatchewan?

viennawoods13 November 6, 2012 at 9:41 pm

I'd make a joke about Sask trending red, but up here the Cons are blue and the libs are red. Go figure.

PubOption November 6, 2012 at 9:43 pm

The conservatives were not, historically, under the beds.

Katydid November 6, 2012 at 9:49 pm

Makes sense. Every time I've been in Canada it felt like it was just l like the US, only different. The pancakes, for example, looked like American pancakes, but sucked big time. The people look like Americans, but are nice. The politics sometimes seem as stupid as down here, but they're not.

viennawoods13 November 6, 2012 at 9:51 pm

Oh no, our politics are stupid BIG TIME. Take, for instance, the mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford. asshole. And our pancakes are awesome!!

ChessieNefercat November 6, 2012 at 9:53 pm

Gravy on French fries

IceCreamEmpress November 6, 2012 at 10:01 pm

The US does this backwards because of Nancy Reagan. Seriously.

Negropolis November 6, 2012 at 9:25 pm

Whatvever ends up happening, on a personal note, I'm just glad that the trees weren't quite the right height for Romney here in Michigan, tonight.

fuflans November 6, 2012 at 9:28 pm

rock on man.

Come here a minute November 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm

Car elevator going down!

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 9:40 pm

Nothing goes down on a Mormon.

Gratuitous World November 6, 2012 at 9:39 pm

Son of – excuse me – "Shame of" Detroit!

VodkaGoGo November 6, 2012 at 9:40 pm

But the middle fingers sure are.

bobbert November 6, 2012 at 10:00 pm

Well done, that state.

ChessieNefercat November 6, 2012 at 10:07 pm

Im proud to be in michiganuntil well, we sound benishek back to house.

snowpointsecret November 6, 2012 at 9:27 pm

I figure Florida will be basically a tie, and they'll give it to Romney after feeding some democratic ballots to gators.

rocktonsam November 6, 2012 at 9:27 pm

The President and Tammy Baldwin are up in exit polls 52 -46 LETS GO RED!

Sharrod BROWN WON!

snowpointsecret November 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm

I believe in my state again, finally!

deanbooth November 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm

And how could anyone vote for Brown AND Romney?

Veritas78 November 6, 2012 at 9:33 pm

This is true. No one is going to split the ticket on that vote.

Negropolis November 6, 2012 at 9:30 pm

It's already been called for the president, and some network has already called the race for tammy.

HarryButtle November 6, 2012 at 9:27 pm

I'm out of beeer! Wife not due back with replenishments for an hour! Where's the rubbing alcohol?!

Fairtackle November 6, 2012 at 9:30 pm

Pour it through a loaf of bread, all good.

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 9:41 pm

No, that's for methanol.

sullivanst November 6, 2012 at 9:44 pm

The methanol is why drinking rubbing alcohol is not recommended.

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 9:47 pm

Rubbing alcohol is isopropanol, if you want to get all huffy about it…

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 6, 2012 at 9:32 pm

Try the mouthwash!

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 9:39 pm

And the cologne!

BaldarTFlagass November 6, 2012 at 9:58 pm

And the Nyquil!

viennawoods13 November 6, 2012 at 9:32 pm

I'm getting me another shot of tequila.

HarryButtle November 6, 2012 at 9:37 pm

Oooh, no. Bad drink for election night. Violence and mayhem, death and destruction.

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 9:42 pm

yeah. Your liver will metabolize it to acetone.

viennawoods13 November 6, 2012 at 9:45 pm

Cold from freezer, consumed in ladylike sips, with a cold water chaser. I pace my tequila consumption.

BaldarTFlagass November 6, 2012 at 10:01 pm

Don Julio is my freezer friend. ¿Y ùsted?

bobbert November 6, 2012 at 10:01 pm

So, is there a downside?

Dr_Zoidberg November 6, 2012 at 9:34 pm

Do you have children you can sell to the neighbors for beer?!

HarryButtle November 6, 2012 at 9:35 pm

I do, but she's out with the wife!

Not_Mother November 6, 2012 at 9:28 pm

A Kennedy is back in Congress…Joe Kennedy III wins MA-04

Veritas78 November 6, 2012 at 9:37 pm

And a cute ginger, too!

Biel_ze_Bubba November 6, 2012 at 9:28 pm

What is Romney's path to the White House if Ohio and Pennsylvania go blue?

Same path as all the other tourists take.

bobbert November 6, 2012 at 10:02 pm

At least, to get to Carnegie Hall, you can just practice.

Jerri November 6, 2012 at 9:28 pm

If I get knocked up with an Obama victory baby (or a Romney sadness-fighting baby) do you think I can count all this deep breathing I'm doing tonight as a Lamaze class? It should.

rocktonsam November 6, 2012 at 9:31 pm

THIS IS PRACTICE KID!

all the best kiddo

Jerri November 6, 2012 at 9:43 pm

Heh, thanks.

Chet Kincaid_ November 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm

MSNBC just called Wisconsin for Bronco!!

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 9:33 pm

Lol.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 6, 2012 at 9:36 pm

Whee!

weejee November 6, 2012 at 9:40 pm

Frank Zeidler, late socialist mayor of Milwaukee, cheers.

Pres.Beeblebrox November 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm

O wins Wisconsin. Go Badgers!

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 6, 2012 at 9:36 pm

Woot!

BoroPrimorac November 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm

We just got Wisconsin.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 6, 2012 at 9:36 pm

Joy!

bobbert November 6, 2012 at 10:03 pm

Come on, Tammy.

Gratuitous World November 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm

Wisco!

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 6, 2012 at 9:37 pm

Squee!

Jerri November 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm

Fuck yes!!!!! Suck it Ryan!!!!!!! Wisconsin for Barry!

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 6, 2012 at 9:37 pm

Yay!

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm

What the FUCK is Brooks babbling about now?

weejee November 6, 2012 at 9:41 pm

The little bunny is having a bad hare day.

viennawoods13 November 6, 2012 at 9:42 pm

you're listening to him? Mind you, I have nothing on until 11 and Jon and Stephen., Just the maps.

BumbleKid November 6, 2012 at 9:52 pm

Does anyone EVER know?

sullivanst November 6, 2012 at 9:56 pm

Who even cares?

ProgressiveInga November 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm

Wisconsin! Suck it Bat Boy!!!

Lucidamente1 November 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm

Tammy Baldwin will be the first openly gay Senator. You know what Lindsey Graham will say?

vulpes82 November 6, 2012 at 9:31 pm

HAM BISCUITS!!!! Either that or, "Fetch my smelling salts, Julio, I feel faint! A LESBIAN in the Congree!"

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 9:33 pm

"I Do", when Gay Marriage is approved in Maryland?

Negropolis November 6, 2012 at 9:35 pm

"Bitch, please"?

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 9:40 pm

(NICE…)

Jerri November 6, 2012 at 9:35 pm

Openly being the key word there.

Chet Kincaid_ November 6, 2012 at 9:44 pm

"Let's reverse-date for the State Of The Union"?

OzoneTom November 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm

Republican tears re-invigorate me.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 9:30 pm

Twitter sez blowout for Bamz in PA. True?

Biel_ze_Bubba November 6, 2012 at 9:34 pm

Looking good so far – better than 60-40. It's been called for Bamz already.

viennawoods13 November 6, 2012 at 9:38 pm

Well, with 22% reporting, 63 to 35.

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 9:30 pm

Obama takes Wisconsin. I want Paul Ryan to lose twice tonight, please.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 6, 2012 at 9:37 pm

Yes!

bobbert November 6, 2012 at 10:04 pm

This would be Grossenschadenfreude.

FakaktaSouth November 6, 2012 at 9:30 pm

PresO has now won ALL The Candidates Home States. FUCK YOU PAUL RYAN! woo hoo Wisconsin, Mass, Illinois and Delaware (JOE JOE JOE)

Rachel's eyelashes are like a llama's. So pretty, so mesmerizing. I am freaking out, obviously.

Chet Kincaid_ November 6, 2012 at 9:31 pm

Tweety is like a fuzzy, newborn baby chick.

FakaktaSouth November 6, 2012 at 9:36 pm

Maybe he's gonna eat FogHornLegHorn (CHUCK Todd)

sullivanst November 6, 2012 at 9:33 pm

Well, we still have Mittbot's other home states (NH, CA; MI obvs. also on the list)

FakaktaSouth November 6, 2012 at 9:35 pm

I guess we're just waiting on Cali, like Mitt is waiting for them permits to make his hovel another fortress. GO CALIFORNIA.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 6, 2012 at 9:38 pm

Woo hoo!

snowpointsecret November 6, 2012 at 9:30 pm

Wolf Blitzer is freaking out about how close Florida is right now. As is the rest of the country, surprisingly.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 6, 2012 at 9:37 pm

We have national nightmares any time Florida votes get too close for comfort.

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 9:41 pm

Believe me, if you lived here, it wouldn't surprise you at all…

OzoneTom November 6, 2012 at 9:42 pm

Does he have his hand down the front of his trousers?

bobbert November 6, 2012 at 10:06 pm

If Bamz takes boring old Ohio, America's Pud will be detumescent.

weejee November 6, 2012 at 9:30 pm

Saint Nate sez that Bamz in front by 5% in Tampa, an area that historically has been key to carrying the state. Luv you gators!

Biel_ze_Bubba November 6, 2012 at 9:36 pm

MSNBC has about 600 votes TOTAL separating the candidates!

BoroPrimorac November 6, 2012 at 9:40 pm

The Puerto Rocks are going to deliver Florida for Bronco Bamma.

ffredpalakon November 6, 2012 at 9:30 pm

If Peggy Noonan is feeling any good vibrations tonight, it's just the usual double headed ax of Nyquil and vodka.

sullivanst November 6, 2012 at 9:32 pm

I'm sure even Dame Noonington has a bunny toy somewhere for times she needs to be in her own world because this one ain't doing it for her.

fuflans November 6, 2012 at 9:39 pm

i need me some of that.

ChillBill November 6, 2012 at 9:30 pm

Thank you, Wisconsin! Eat shit, Paul Ryan! So much for the Wingnut talking point that the failed Scott Walker recall was a "referendum on the Obama Presidency."

BoroPrimorac November 6, 2012 at 9:43 pm

I bet plenty of baggers' butt holes puckered up when they heard the news about Wisconsin.

PubOption November 6, 2012 at 9:47 pm

Obviously the badgers are not baggers.

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 9:30 pm

NBC calls Wisconsin for Bamz! Suck it, Ryan!

viennawoods13 November 6, 2012 at 9:32 pm

You know, Janesville is a lot like (insert name of place in Ohio/Virginia/Pennsylvania).

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 9:36 pm

I have yet to be to a state that doesn't have something nice to see, with the exception of Delaware. I'm open for suggestions on the latter.

Veritas78 November 6, 2012 at 9:31 pm

Wisconsin called for Obama? Are there ANY home states the republican ticket will carry? What are the exit polls like for the Cayman Islands?

Gratuitous World November 6, 2012 at 9:31 pm

Surprised W didn't get strong write-in support since he heroically saved that Janesville auto plant Obama couldn't wait to close, maniacally laughing the whole time.

Fairtackle November 6, 2012 at 9:31 pm

CBS bravely predicts the repubes will control the house.

snowpointsecret November 6, 2012 at 9:32 pm

Fangirl mode: Activated. We just got Wisconsin.

Also Sherrod Brown.

fuflans November 6, 2012 at 9:32 pm

THEY BETTER NOT GET RID OF PELOSI. PELOSI IS MY HOMEGIRL.” Which, sad day for objective, clear-eyed journalism here at Wonkette, guys. For the record, Eric Cantor (R) is also his homegirl.

pelosi dresses better.

Monsieur_Grumpe November 6, 2012 at 9:35 pm

and she has more balls.

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 9:43 pm

Lots more.

bobbert November 6, 2012 at 10:08 pm

Thank you, M'sieu.

Fare la Volpe November 6, 2012 at 9:32 pm

ALAN GRAYSON IS BACK Y'ALL

Lazy Media November 6, 2012 at 9:38 pm

Alas, so is Allen West.

Negropolis November 6, 2012 at 9:40 pm

Hell to the yeah!

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 9:43 pm

We met him at a party this past summer – a *very* funny guy, in real life…

mille derps November 6, 2012 at 9:32 pm

Nate Silver is reporting that Florida bellwethers are going Obama's way…

Blueb4sinrise November 6, 2012 at 9:33 pm

Okay. I ate and feel like throwing up.

Chet Kincaid_ November 6, 2012 at 9:33 pm

And the Undertaker Trainee goes down in Ohio!!

Lucidamente1 November 6, 2012 at 9:35 pm

Undertaker libel!

Fare la Volpe November 6, 2012 at 9:33 pm

SHERROD BROWN OFF TO WET YOUR PANTIES IN THE SENATE

Negropolis November 6, 2012 at 9:33 pm

Sherrod Brown beats claymation character Josh Mandel in Ohio.

Yellerdawg November 6, 2012 at 9:33 pm

Tucker Carlson: "Mumble mumble mumble…press Bengazi, mumble…fuckers ignored Reagan, bitches..wheres's my coke? I need a bump."

Schmannnity November 6, 2012 at 9:33 pm

Fox News calls Wisconsin for Obama. Nice job, your jug-eared twerp.

Not_Mother November 6, 2012 at 9:34 pm

Electoral College 154-154

fuflans November 6, 2012 at 9:40 pm

FINALLY!

snowpointsecret November 6, 2012 at 9:34 pm

270toWin has Obama at 95.5% to win now. Good luck, Romney, you're going to need it.

OzoneTom November 6, 2012 at 9:34 pm

Wisconsin called for the President!

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 9:35 pm

Awesome Sarah Silverman tweet:
Hm.. might it help to suck a dick? RT @RickSantorum Religious freedom is under attack. Obama must be stopped.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 6, 2012 at 9:35 pm

Badgers! WooOOOOOOOOOOT!

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 9:35 pm

Klobuchar just won her seat, YES!!

Veritas78 November 6, 2012 at 9:35 pm

Sherrod Brown rocks. Can't imagine Obama losing Ohio now unless it's stolen.

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 9:36 pm

CBS calls New Hampshire for President Obama!

vulpes82 November 6, 2012 at 9:37 pm

But… but… Dingleberry Falls or Asshole Notch or whateverthefuck TIED!

Lazy Media November 6, 2012 at 9:39 pm

Meh. Anyone doubted New England?

vulpes82 November 6, 2012 at 9:36 pm

Can you IMAGINE the death-glare Egg is giving Ryan now that Wisconsin's been called for O?

Veritas78 November 6, 2012 at 9:40 pm

So much for "the help." He's probably stolen the silver, too.

DixvilleCrotch November 6, 2012 at 9:36 pm

Cannot…. stop… inhaling… comfort food…

Anyway yay Wisconsin!

Yellerdawg November 6, 2012 at 9:36 pm

Mourdock falls! Wonder if he thinks he got raped?

ChillBill November 6, 2012 at 9:39 pm

With votes, yes. Perfectly legitimate as well.

lulzmonger November 6, 2012 at 10:00 pm

Running for Team Wingnut: the voters have ways of shutting that down.

bobbert November 6, 2012 at 10:11 pm

It's too bad the Dem appears to be sort of a dick. Oh well, sometimes a Blue Dog is the best you can do.

Gratuitous World November 6, 2012 at 9:37 pm

BREAKING: Paul Ryan reports he ran the NYC Marathon in 3hrs 22min before rickshawing supplies to Staten Island!

Dr_Zoidberg November 6, 2012 at 9:39 pm

That man is a hero! Give him a medal, now!

snowpointsecret November 6, 2012 at 9:37 pm

Since Obama got Wisconsin, does this give Wonkette access to the strategic cheese reserves?

Jerri November 6, 2012 at 9:48 pm

Mars Cheese Castle is one of our strategic fortresses!

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 9:37 pm

I worked hard all my life to be born the son of a rich Governor. I deserve to win. #romneydisappointments

Chet Kincaid_ November 6, 2012 at 9:37 pm

Obama takes Yakutsk, Irkutsk and Mongolia!!

snowpointsecret November 6, 2012 at 9:38 pm

Ukraine too close to call.

Steverino247 November 6, 2012 at 9:50 pm

Fucking brilliant! LOL

ProgressiveInga November 6, 2012 at 9:38 pm

As a fellow lesbitarian, I am so happy that Tammy B is going to be a US Senator. Snark off, I never thought I'd see the day…

Snark on, let the carpet-munching begin, bitches!

Dr_Zoidberg November 6, 2012 at 9:40 pm

This is kick-ass awesome. 'Bout damn time we started judging people on their worth and not their sexual orientation.

IceCreamEmpress November 6, 2012 at 9:41 pm

It is very exciting. I want her and Liz Warren to be BFF and her wife and Warren's husband to be all cute together like Michelle and Dr. Jill.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 6, 2012 at 9:42 pm

She got my vote!

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 9:38 pm

Can't pay Chinese workers to vote in American elections.#RomneyDisappointments

Loch_Nessosaur November 6, 2012 at 9:38 pm

Just read on Nate Silver's that the bellwether county in Florida is Hillsborough (Tampa) and it's projected to go Bamz. My vote counted.

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 9:46 pm

Atta boy – SIC 'EM! (from up in old St. Johns Co.)

Mittens Howell, III November 6, 2012 at 9:54 pm

Nice One!

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 9:55 pm

Yeth!

imissopus November 6, 2012 at 9:38 pm

Dick Morris on the Twitter: lost Indiana really hurts our chances to win Senate

Well, perhaps you should not have nominated someone who would vote in favor of a "make the sluts who were raped have their rape babies" bill.

weejee November 6, 2012 at 9:43 pm

And after the Teatards get done whipping Rmoney for not being of the flock, the next group will be even crazier. Our new lol She1ey is waiting in the wings.

sullivanst November 6, 2012 at 9:46 pm

Has Dick noticed the evidence that Mitt will not "win big" yet?

imissopus November 6, 2012 at 9:48 pm

He just this minute tweeted that he thinks states are being called way too soon. Which, honestly, I'd probably be saying if the results were reversed.

Nothingisamiss November 6, 2012 at 10:02 pm

You know that's not the lesson they'll take sawy.

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 9:39 pm

Political bumper stickers have ZERO effect on other person’s ideas & values. Only “values” you’re changing is the re-sale value of your car.~Ron White~

missemish November 6, 2012 at 9:39 pm

So THAT's why endlessly refreshing NYT's website hasn't done anything.

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 9:39 pm

But what does Andrew Breitbart have to say about this?

imissopus November 6, 2012 at 9:41 pm

"No Satan! Not the dildo made out of porcupine skin!"

BoroPrimorac November 6, 2012 at 9:59 pm

I wonder what he yells out as he's getting fucked with that porcupine dildo.

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 10:01 pm

"Green Balloons!"

Monsieur_Grumpe November 6, 2012 at 9:42 pm

*worm rustle*

sullivanst November 6, 2012 at 9:43 pm

braaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnsssssssssssss

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 9:44 pm

I love you all.

ProgressiveInga November 6, 2012 at 9:39 pm

History's greatest monster just won New Hampshire!

SexySmurf November 6, 2012 at 9:39 pm

Obama won Vigo County, Indiana. Vigo is considered a magic county that always picks the winner.

Also, Obama won Viggo Mortensen, who is also considered magic.

Steverino247 November 6, 2012 at 9:52 pm

Strider libel!

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 9:40 pm

Nate Silver just tweeted:
Nate Silver ‏@fivethirtyeight
On The Wall, The Writing.

Negropolis November 6, 2012 at 9:42 pm

So existential, this one. BTW, he's a born and bred Michigander, though, no one would ever know it.

OzoneTom November 6, 2012 at 9:40 pm

Corporations pissing-away millions in places like OH, PA, MI — voluntary private sector stimulus. And the winner of the presidential election can take credit.

Ju-jitsu..

snowpointsecret November 6, 2012 at 9:40 pm

rofl, Cisco commercial saying "Hey we help Obama's teleprompters use our products!" They just lost Tea Party business.

GeorgiaBurning November 6, 2012 at 9:51 pm

John Chambers knows when to flip back

ChillBill November 6, 2012 at 9:41 pm

Florida is turning blue again! Did Dexter kill the voting machine hackers?

slowhansolo November 6, 2012 at 9:41 pm

Breathing easier. I'm a fool.

Not_Mother November 6, 2012 at 9:41 pm

Fox News calls the Senate contest in Indiana for Donnelly (D) over Mourdock (R)-OUCH MOTHERFUCKERS!

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 9:43 pm

God voted on this.

weejee November 6, 2012 at 9:44 pm

How can they announce with all those crow feathers in their mouths?

Veritas78 November 6, 2012 at 9:46 pm

That has got to hurt. Hahaha!

trampndirtdown November 6, 2012 at 9:47 pm

Mr. Mourdock? there's a Miss O'Donnell on line one.

LIT_Fag November 6, 2012 at 10:02 pm

Tried to watch fox just to hear them say Obama wins. Turned over too soon. Couldn't handle it….yet

Sharkey November 6, 2012 at 9:41 pm

WARREN! WARREN! WARREN! WARREN!

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 9:49 pm

That is one *kick*-ass school-marm.

Limeylizzie November 6, 2012 at 9:42 pm

Liz Warren yay!!!!

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 9:44 pm

Let Scott Brown go back to posing for print ads for "Just for Men" hair dye.

Limeylizzie November 6, 2012 at 9:47 pm

It is a very good night for the Dems. I think we got this.

Not_Mother November 6, 2012 at 9:42 pm

Obama projected as likely winner in battleground state of New Hampshire

viennawoods13 November 6, 2012 at 9:56 pm

Hey, isn't that where they fought Lexington and Concord?

slowhansolo November 6, 2012 at 9:42 pm

Mostly I'm happy that, no matter what, Corbett's going to have a difficult couple of years thank to the new Pa. attorney general (D) …

Monsieur_Grumpe November 6, 2012 at 9:42 pm

Pennsylvania to Hopey!

Blueb4sinrise November 6, 2012 at 9:42 pm

It turns out that the polls in Az. were closed all day.

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 9:43 pm

The Hispanics are voting tomorrow, I understand.

OzoneTom November 6, 2012 at 9:43 pm

I'm sure that everyone got that message that voting is on the 7th.

Biff November 6, 2012 at 9:47 pm

And nobody noticed!

HarryButtle November 6, 2012 at 9:50 pm

Actually, turnout at my polling place was pretty low.

That's probably a bad thing for the Senate race as my district is one of the few truly "blue" districts in the state. Jon Kyl replaced by Jeff Flake. Ugh. Barry was never gonna win here, anyway.

slowhansolo November 6, 2012 at 9:43 pm

Lizzie! HOT FOR TEACHER!

Joshua Norton November 6, 2012 at 9:43 pm

Mittens said he intends to continue to show his support of the black community by tipping big at airports.

Gratuitous World November 6, 2012 at 9:43 pm

it's almost as if Nate Silver used some sort of formula to forecast this evening

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 9:44 pm

creepy, isn't it? What is wrong with tea leaves?

sullivanst November 6, 2012 at 9:45 pm

Pshaw…. science!

Biel_ze_Bubba November 6, 2012 at 9:45 pm

Maths – how do they work?

BoatOfVelociraptors November 6, 2012 at 9:54 pm

The numbers go in, the numbers go out.

sullivanst November 6, 2012 at 9:58 pm

You can't explain that, but Nate can.

Gratuitous World November 6, 2012 at 9:46 pm

the kind of stuff you only see in a movie! or classroom.

BlueStateLibel November 6, 2012 at 9:54 pm

My cats' earlier jumpiness and then sudden calmness were just as good.

Nothingisamiss November 6, 2012 at 10:05 pm

Don't be such a liberal. Nate is just an idealouge who got lucky. Numbers be meaningless.

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 9:43 pm

Lizzie Warren has been called as my personal SILF! Awesome!

Katydid November 6, 2012 at 9:43 pm

NBC JUST CALLED MA FOR ELIZABETH WARREN!!!!!!!!!!! Obvs. it was from my $10.

trampndirtdown November 6, 2012 at 9:49 pm

Isn't it great Katy? Finally someone we donate to wins!!!

Katydid November 6, 2012 at 9:51 pm

lolol…feels odd, yeah? me likey.

Wadisay November 6, 2012 at 9:44 pm

The Romney campaign continues to believe that it can win. Good. They will be more despair-filled when they lose.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 6, 2012 at 9:44 pm

Donnelly in Indiana!

Monsieur_Grumpe November 6, 2012 at 9:44 pm

Damnit. The house is projected to remain orange.

emmelemm November 6, 2012 at 9:49 pm

But we are going to make some gains, right?

bobbert November 6, 2012 at 10:17 pm

That was always a bridge too far. I mean, just look at our countrymen.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 6, 2012 at 9:44 pm

Mourdock gets raped. With votes.

iburl November 6, 2012 at 9:47 pm

God's Will… may as well relax and enjoy it.

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 9:48 pm

Now that he's unemployed, I wonder what his "plan-B" is?

gullywompr November 6, 2012 at 9:44 pm

Mourdock loses! Legitimately!

Schmannnity November 6, 2012 at 9:44 pm

Fox News: Why does America hate America?

Limeylizzie November 6, 2012 at 9:44 pm

Oh glorious on MSNBC , Chris Jansing is at Mitten's hellhole and talking about how sad they were when PA, WI and NH were called, oh and Richard Mourdock goes down!

OzoneTom November 6, 2012 at 9:47 pm

I hope that not too many other journalists got tricked into paying for the privilege of joining the victory celebration there.

Katydid November 6, 2012 at 9:52 pm

I actually think if Mourdock went down some more, he wouldn't make stupid rape comments.

Biff November 6, 2012 at 9:45 pm

ELIzABETH WARREN FTW!

snowpointsecret November 6, 2012 at 9:46 pm

Obama's lead narrowing a bit in Ohio but it's happening slowly enough that I'm not too worried.

Chet Kincaid_ November 6, 2012 at 9:46 pm

Chris Jansing looks like a silent movie star. Steve Schmidt is tying her to the railroad tracks!!

Limeylizzie November 6, 2012 at 9:48 pm

I like her, she can be pretty fierce with pols and their bullshit, and how are you this evening young Chet?

Chet Kincaid_ November 6, 2012 at 9:53 pm

Tense!

Steverino247 November 6, 2012 at 9:56 pm

Is there moustache twirling involved?

Wadisay November 6, 2012 at 9:46 pm

I'm calling it: The "Romney Transition Team" can take the rest of the evening off.

Veritas78 November 6, 2012 at 9:50 pm

But they'd already designed the new uniforms!

Can we send back the monogrammed underwear?

kingofmeh November 6, 2012 at 9:46 pm

it's a little hard to project based on partial results because it's hard to know whether results within the state include conservative or liberal constituencies., but it might help to compare results within states.

for instance, in missouri, claire mccaskill is beating todd "legitimate rape" akin 54/39, in the same precincts where very popular governor jay nixon (D) is winning 55/42, and rMoney is winning 58/40. that suggests to me that mccaskill is likely to cruise to a wider margin of victory than expected; if she's winning in pretty conservative districts, she'll probably prevail statewide.

HarryButtle November 6, 2012 at 9:46 pm

Ted Kennedy is smiling…

SayItWithWookies November 6, 2012 at 9:47 pm

Ooh Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is on PBS — with a new and very nice looking 'do.

ProgressiveInga November 6, 2012 at 9:48 pm

Nice makeover DWS!

Kgprophet November 6, 2012 at 9:47 pm

Oh. My. God.
CNN has ripped off the New Year's light ball descending in Times Square. They setup red and blue lights on top of the Empire State Building to indicate who becomes president. Maybe CNN fantasizes that a huge crowd will gather and cheer on to see which color will win, like a video game. CNN has reduced this important election to stoopid colored lights.

Jerri November 6, 2012 at 9:50 pm

It looks like one of those strongman things at the State Fair.

Pres.Beeblebrox November 6, 2012 at 9:55 pm

They actually stole the idea from NBC's "Democracy Square", where they have things going up Rock Center to symbolize the amount of EV's each candidate has…

Yellerdawg November 6, 2012 at 10:04 pm

I so wish i was there.

Negropolis November 6, 2012 at 9:47 pm

Somewhere Dick Lugar is smiling, a bitter smile, but a smile nonetheless.

Holding out hope for Heidi and Carmona.

Jerri November 6, 2012 at 9:47 pm

Is the song on Romney HQ the same as the e-harmony commercial? Ew. (What, I watch a lot of Bridezilla marathons. Shut up.)

VodkaGoGo November 6, 2012 at 9:47 pm

If Romney loses MI, MA, and WI, all home states for the ticket, but still wins the EC, wouldn't the states that went Romney/Ryan pretty much have to be the dumbest motherfuckers* in the country?

*Wonkederos excluded, of course.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 6, 2012 at 9:47 pm

Come on Minnesota. Count!

Gratuitous World November 6, 2012 at 9:47 pm

Don't say this often, but Mourdock was asking for it.

OzoneTom November 6, 2012 at 9:49 pm

And in this case it really IS a gift from god.

Come here a minute November 6, 2012 at 10:06 pm

Why did he show so much leg?

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 9:47 pm

AHHHH Fuck Toad is on MSNBC scrawling on an electronic map screen. Thank FSM I had the foresight to leave the MUTE button on.

BloviateMe November 6, 2012 at 9:48 pm

That, and Sharpton's ridiculously huge head are the prices you pay for watching MSNBC…I'm watching it too, but damn, those are rough spots to be sure.

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 9:56 pm

MUTE, Music and Mead. It 's the only way to survive.

Katydid November 6, 2012 at 9:48 pm

Has anyone yet mentioned that Joe Kennedy won Barney Frank's old/gerrymandered seat? I can feel it now, Barry's gonna win big. Woo hoo, fuck the drinking game, I'm just going to start drinking indiscriminately.

Come here a minute November 6, 2012 at 9:55 pm

Was there supposed to be a game?

SexySmurf November 6, 2012 at 9:59 pm

Joe Kennedy? Is he the one who banged Taylor Swift?

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 9:48 pm

Pox Ooze just called WI for Tammy Baldwin! YES!!!

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 6, 2012 at 9:51 pm

Did anyone else?

Jukesgrrl November 6, 2012 at 9:51 pm

Sick as it sounds, that's when I really believe a Dem won. When Roger Ailes admits it.

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 9:48 pm

Obama up almost 20k at 84% in FL. C'mon Dade County!

TheMightyHaltor November 6, 2012 at 9:48 pm

Sherrod Brown wins in Ohio! Yay!

Biel_ze_Bubba November 6, 2012 at 9:48 pm

Obama pulling away in Floriduh … suddenly he's 250,000 ahead.

weejee November 6, 2012 at 9:51 pm

Were those Gore's votes that got lost a few elections back?

Pres.Beeblebrox November 6, 2012 at 9:56 pm

On what network? NBC has him ahead by, like, 25K votes. Florida is being Florida again.

Close_Read November 6, 2012 at 9:49 pm

A friend just e-mailed me that she found some list of the states with both the least and highest percentages o college degrees. Of the lowest, ALL called so far are going for Romney. Of the highest, (top 16 states), 10 are called for Obama so far. Quelle suprise.

viennawoods13 November 6, 2012 at 10:02 pm

Those snobs.

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 10:11 pm

I wonder what the correlation with obesity and Diabeetus is.

Not_Mother November 6, 2012 at 9:49 pm

Fox News just called the Wisconsin Senate race for Tammy Baldwin. She will be the first openly gay Senator

Veritas78 November 6, 2012 at 9:52 pm

"Openly" being the key word there.

RaflcaFlkaFlame November 6, 2012 at 9:49 pm

Yessss FLORIDA, COME ON!!! (I haven't said that since 08)

Come here a minute November 6, 2012 at 9:49 pm

So proud of my 17-yo daughter playing NPR On The Media election bingo.

Veritas78 November 6, 2012 at 9:49 pm

Nate Silver is blogging a lot about Florida…

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 9:49 pm

New drinking game for election night coverage. You take a drink every time they say "Ohio" and "Too close to call"

FakaktaSouth November 6, 2012 at 9:51 pm

And then you die. Let's see how this goes first. Hooray!

weejee November 6, 2012 at 9:52 pm

And now were on to your beloved New Mexico. Declared for the Prez in 3, 2, 1…

Monsieur_Grumpe November 6, 2012 at 9:57 pm

Or battle ground state… hick!

iburl November 6, 2012 at 9:50 pm

It's almost time to rip off the wigs and sing "Celebrate". C'mon.

Oblios_Cap November 6, 2012 at 9:50 pm

I believe in the promised land!

R-Money is toast. And I know toast.

fuflans November 6, 2012 at 9:59 pm

and you has been saying it man! cheers!

Oblios_Cap November 6, 2012 at 10:02 pm

I've got a good bullshit meter!

DixvilleCrotch November 6, 2012 at 9:50 pm

I'm gathering the nail in Romney's coffin is CO? I believe that's what Chucky just told me to think.

imissopus November 6, 2012 at 9:51 pm

CHECK YOUR HTML WONKETTE!

Pres.Beeblebrox November 6, 2012 at 9:51 pm

NH just called for O. Rmoney has now lost 3 out of 4 of the states where he has/had homes, and he will surely lose CA when polls close there…

Steverino247 November 6, 2012 at 10:03 pm

You got that shit right!

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 9:51 pm

NH for Barry! Can't take it for granite!

ProgressiveInga November 6, 2012 at 9:51 pm

I sent her a lot of cheddar, too, because, well, you know, dyke..

bobbert November 6, 2012 at 10:13 pm

We all thank you, because she is fairly awesome, in addition to not being Tommy Thompson.

Not_Mother November 6, 2012 at 9:51 pm

From Yoda boyfriend Nate: "On The Wall, The Writing."

ChessieNefercat November 6, 2012 at 9:52 pm

I finally got control load buying,m. But I'm scared to click to next page or won,t load for had hour acid! Hate the masked up words head bang! !

Place mobile wonkettlebell back! Head bang!

Shit. Lets me write shit.

Edit place = please

tessiee November 6, 2012 at 11:02 pm

*skritches Nefercat gently*
relax, little kitteh.
You're among friends here.
just stay calm and go with the acid; don't try to fight it.

Mittens Howell, III November 6, 2012 at 9:52 pm

Intrade has Obama at 93%

McDonalds Monopoly has Romney "In Jail"

redarmyzombie November 6, 2012 at 9:52 pm

GUYS, GUYS! I JUST VOTED!!!

WHOOOOOO! *champagne pops*

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 9:53 pm

I would kiss you like a mule chewing an apple if I could. Thanks for voting!

redarmyzombie November 6, 2012 at 9:55 pm

And I would kiss you too Barb, homosexuality be damned!!!

Oblios_Cap November 6, 2012 at 9:53 pm

Even the Diebold machines won't open the pod bay doors, Willard.

Katydid November 6, 2012 at 9:53 pm

I can only watch MSNBC because I can't find the goddamned clicker. I'm getting sick of these people.

Am I the only one who saw an ad for Fox News' election coverage on MSNBC awhile ago? Huh?

Lot_49 November 6, 2012 at 10:02 pm

They're horrible. The others are worse. It's like cell phone companies. Watch whichever one doesn't have Gunga Dan Rather.

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 9:53 pm

"We are the boys from ooooool' Flori-DA, F – L – O – R – I – D – AAAAAAA…"

DustyBowlBlues November 6, 2012 at 9:53 pm

Wow. I guess serving coffee and pie all day (15 of them baked by moi) for Jesus. (Our church is only one that doesn't hate the gays here in rural OK) had paid off big time! My ATTT wifi connection is fast tonight and Lizzie W. is a senator. I'm not sure which is the more exhilarating.

I'm back!

Monsieur_Grumpe November 6, 2012 at 9:55 pm

Yay!

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 9:56 pm

On behalf of us gays, Dusty – thank you. :0)

OzoneTom November 6, 2012 at 9:57 pm

Hooray!

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 10:07 pm

Welcome back and what a good night to be back it is.

Oblios_Cap November 6, 2012 at 10:09 pm

Hey, Baby!

Loch_Nessosaur November 6, 2012 at 9:53 pm

Alan Grayson(D) is going back to the House, FL District 9.

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 9:53 pm

How desperate are you, that you call on such lost creatures to defend you?

Was Loki talking to Romney?

fuflans November 6, 2012 at 10:02 pm

if tonight works out well i am watching that again tomorrow.

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 10:09 pm

Good choice. Fun flick, well done, and I read the comic books when I was a kid. Now I get to watch the movies with mine, and he loves it too.The Governor, the man out of time?

viennawoods13 November 6, 2012 at 10:17 pm

I'm crazy for Son of Cole.

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 10:22 pm

I'm thinking here, and nothing's coming up. Am I missing a reference, or did I not read this?Nope, checked the google, I have not seen this. Perhaps I should check it out!

gullywompr November 6, 2012 at 9:54 pm

New Hampshire!

Biel_ze_Bubba November 6, 2012 at 9:54 pm

DC is 94% for Obama — that has to be a record of some sort.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 9:54 pm

DONNELLY just WON in IN!! Good bye Mr. "RapeBabbiezRMandatory" Mourdock!

VodkaGoGo November 6, 2012 at 9:54 pm

Obama wins NH. Also, too, how many fucking home states does Rombot have?

Also also,'too, MN for Bammerz.

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 9:55 pm

So far, Romney has lost his home state, vacation state, birth state and Ryan has lost his home state.

VodkaGoGo November 6, 2012 at 10:02 pm

And you can't even count the Fatherland Utah because he would win there anyway.

kingofmeh November 6, 2012 at 9:54 pm

i'd just like to note that a very large chunk of the yet-to-be reported votes in FLA come from miami-dade. except for a couple of rural panhandle counties, miami-dade is the only county with less than 50% of its vote counted. an awful lot of the state is 95%-100% reporting.

Negropolis November 6, 2012 at 9:55 pm

Yep. I keep hearing that the stuff left to report is in the larger counties.

Oblios_Cap November 6, 2012 at 9:56 pm

Leon has over 92%.

AlterNewt November 6, 2012 at 9:54 pm

Paul Ryan get your weasley smirk-face off my screen before I $^^@ your &#$* with motherfucking votes, you @%^@&.

tessiee November 6, 2012 at 11:04 pm

"I obscenity in the obscenity of your obscenity." — Ernest Hemingway

Wadisay November 6, 2012 at 9:55 pm

Sherrod Brown wins. Right now, wouldn't you love to ask Sheldon Adelson and the Koch brothers how they're feeling?

Nothingisamiss November 6, 2012 at 10:12 pm

They have feelings informed by humanity?

ffredpalakon November 6, 2012 at 9:55 pm

@DickMorrisTweet

#election2012 I think they are calling states way to soon. Stick around and watch the actual vote counts in Penn and Wisc

Yes, go with that. Your comment makes clear that we need to re-classify toenail polish as a mind-altering drug.

Come here a minute November 6, 2012 at 9:57 pm

WTF? What is his margin in denial?

weejee November 6, 2012 at 9:58 pm

Well Morris isn't called Dick for no reason, no sir.

BloviateMe November 6, 2012 at 9:59 pm

…that made me lulz

Lot_49 November 6, 2012 at 10:03 pm

That is excellent.

imissopus November 6, 2012 at 9:55 pm

Dick Morris's Twitter has gone strangely quiet.

Not_Mother November 6, 2012 at 9:55 pm
Lot_49 November 6, 2012 at 10:04 pm

How mighty are the fallen!

viennawoods13 November 6, 2012 at 10:05 pm

Too sweet.

iburl November 6, 2012 at 9:55 pm

Dick Morris is still certain that his divination of the candidates' foot smells will hold up and Romney will win.

rocktonsam November 6, 2012 at 9:56 pm

A proud Wisconsinite.

snowpointsecret November 6, 2012 at 9:56 pm

Only 10% in but… Neuhardt ahead of Turner in OH-10? I want that upset so badly.

imissopus November 6, 2012 at 9:57 pm

And now from Dick Morris: "can afford to lose Col and NH and still win if we win Fla, Va, NC, and Ohio"

In other words, at 9:56 EST, Barack Obama has been re-elected POTUS.

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 10:06 pm

How exactly can he type with all those toes in his mouth?

Jerri November 6, 2012 at 9:57 pm

You know what will make an Obama victory even sweeter? Thinking about all the millions of dollars thrown away on GOP superpacs and so on and how mad those rich jerks must be to have gotten such a shitty ROI. Fingers crossed. Hard.

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 10:00 pm

And just watch how much of the left-over funds get mysteriously "repurposed"…

iburl November 6, 2012 at 10:01 pm

There is still a lot of lettuce in the pigs' trough.

Not sure if that's good or bad. Tonight, it looks pretty good.

rocktonsam November 6, 2012 at 10:03 pm

45 million dollars were spent in Wisconsin during this election season. where is all that money going?

weejee November 6, 2012 at 9:57 pm

New Hampshire for Bamz!!

Oblios_Cap November 6, 2012 at 9:57 pm

Can we put Willard in the Carthage, IL jail yet?

SayItWithWookies November 6, 2012 at 9:58 pm

PBS is calling Wisconsin for Obama — the TalkingPointsMemo tracker thingy must be slower than everyone else's projections.

frostbitefalls November 6, 2012 at 9:58 pm

In Minnesota 62% so far against constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage!

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 9:58 pm

I'd like to give a special shout-out to one of our own Wonkateers who can't be with us tonight. HistoriCat, thanks for getting to the polling place early and congratulations on your new baby today. Your wife voted and gave birth, she is a blessing and you are a true friend.

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 10:01 pm

That's so sweet. :0)

trampndirtdown November 6, 2012 at 10:01 pm

+1

Oblios_Cap November 6, 2012 at 10:01 pm

Sing it, sister!

IceCreamEmpress November 6, 2012 at 10:03 pm

Oh, mazel tov to the new parents!

(My iPad apparently wanted to wish them "mabel tog" as well.)

emmelemm November 6, 2012 at 10:06 pm

Wow! So wonderful!

Nothingisamiss November 6, 2012 at 10:18 pm

Thanks for the good news!

tessiee November 6, 2012 at 11:06 pm

They could name the baby HistoriKitten.

Close_Read November 6, 2012 at 11:14 pm

Congrats!

rocktonsam November 6, 2012 at 9:58 pm

Donnally you guys

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 9:58 pm

Obama just pulled 0.7 points ahead of Mitt in FL.

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 10:00 pm

almost enough to avoid an automatic recount under Florida's constitution, not that it ever gets to exercise that…

tessiee November 6, 2012 at 11:08 pm

"an automatic recount under Florida's constitution, not that it ever gets to exercise that… "

Never exercise what, the recount or the constitution?

sullivanst November 6, 2012 at 11:09 pm

Yes.

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 11:11 pm

Yes.

Tilley November 6, 2012 at 10:01 pm

yes yes yes!

Oblios_Cap November 6, 2012 at 10:06 pm

But God's Own Undertaker is winning my Congressional district. Damn!

MittBorg November 7, 2012 at 12:34 am

Hoo dat?

DixvilleCrotch November 6, 2012 at 9:59 pm

Did RomneyMegaPrayer.com do nothing?? Or was that just satire?

Dr_Zoidberg November 6, 2012 at 10:01 pm

No, it was real – God just said 'No'.

snowpointsecret November 6, 2012 at 10:00 pm

TOTAL SHOCKER ALERT: Romney wins Utah.

tessiee November 6, 2012 at 10:00 pm

I'm still a nervous wreck, but I feel better because I fucking *did* something.
I got an email asking me to call voters for the Obama campaign (you can vote until 8 pm here).
I was gonna make 4 calls — you know, for 4 more years — but then I got on a roll, and I was too nervous to eat dinner anyway, so I ended up making 44 calls.

Oh, yeah, and Elizabeth Warren won.

BumbleKid November 6, 2012 at 10:03 pm

Hero status!

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 6, 2012 at 10:05 pm

You win everything!

BloviateMe November 6, 2012 at 10:07 pm

Good on ya! =>

emmelemm November 6, 2012 at 10:18 pm

Thank you. In all seriousness, thank you.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 10:25 pm

(Hugs you) You SO fucking ROCK! Claire McCaskill won, too, and Deb Fischer is Nebraska's new Senator, Tammy Baldwin will be WI's next Senator, and Tammy Duckworth beat Joe Walsh flatter than a chapati. YES!

courtneyesq November 6, 2012 at 10:00 pm

Hello, my name is Elder Romney…

trampndirtdown November 6, 2012 at 10:10 pm

And I would like to share with you a most amazing book!

DustyBowlBlues November 6, 2012 at 10:00 pm

This is one of those times that it sucks to live in a state with no good news to report. Except the Good News of Jesus Christ as imposed by the government.

doloras November 6, 2012 at 10:04 pm

Wrong, you do have good news. I hear a couple of OK counties went for Barry this year, which is an improvement on 2008!

Tilley November 6, 2012 at 10:07 pm

Oh honey! You too? I'm so knee-deep in Southern-fried redneck ignoramus-osity I can't wiggle my toes. At least it sounds like you get the New Testament stuff; here in Tenn-ass-ee they're all Leviticus-spoutin' snake-handlers.

Mittens Howell, III November 6, 2012 at 10:00 pm

Obama looks set to steal Planet Kolob's 12 electoral college votes due to high turnout of Latinos-baptised-after-death vote.

D'oh!!

redarmyzombie November 6, 2012 at 10:05 pm

But what about all the dead Mormons who are now gay?
http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/

frostbitefalls November 6, 2012 at 10:00 pm

Minnesota voter ID amendment going down too!

Negropolis November 6, 2012 at 10:01 pm

MI-11 (Muslin Doc vs. certifiably insane Reindeer Farmer) is being stupid, again. Gah. But, MI-1 (UP) and MI-3 (Grand Rapids) might still be pick-ups for Dems. MI-3 is actually tied, which is a complete surprise.

Not_Mother November 6, 2012 at 10:01 pm

they're getting nervous on Planet Kolob – Bill Maher

Monsieur_Grumpe November 6, 2012 at 10:01 pm

From Minnesota:
10% reporting
53% Bachmann (Retard)
47% Graves (D)

Sigh.

BumbleKid November 6, 2012 at 10:01 pm

Cheesy petes you guys, I am so drunk already! USA USA!!

MilwaukeeKent November 6, 2012 at 10:01 pm

I feel good, I knew that I would, but still, this is more than a nail-biter — I'm on to rebar.

Terry November 6, 2012 at 10:01 pm

On a sad note, my Mom missed voting in a presidential election today for the first time since she first voted in 1944. Her memory is too far gone, bless her.

iburl November 6, 2012 at 10:02 pm

My condolences. (Can't really upfist that.)

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 10:04 pm

I'm mighty sorry to hear that, Terry. But I'm sure she's mighty proud watching *you* vote in this historic election. :0)

IceCreamEmpress November 6, 2012 at 10:06 pm

So sorry that she can't be part of it.

My dad's streak was 1948-2008. He was a big Bamz man.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 10:27 pm

Yay ICE's Dad.

vulpes82 November 6, 2012 at 10:07 pm

My dad, BIIIIG union guy, passed earlier this year, but I know he would have cheered Obama on.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 10:28 pm

Wow. We've all lost one or more near and dear over the past couple years, it seems.

MissNancyPriss November 6, 2012 at 10:11 pm

Weirdly, my 86 year old, Alzheimer's stricken dad powered his way through his senility and cast his vote. He is proud of the fact that he has never voted for a Republican. God bless our parental olds.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 10:28 pm

Aw. Give him a fond hug for me.

MissNancyPriss November 6, 2012 at 10:39 pm

During W Bush he said to me: "I don't want to die with that jackass in office".

MittBorg November 7, 2012 at 12:42 am

I understand *just* how he felt. I didn't want to have major surgery till that bastard was out of office.

fuflans November 6, 2012 at 10:12 pm

i'm so sad terry. we had a couple of those moments tonight remembering '08 (when we were actually in grant park) and what we've lost since.

may you find solace and some blue win comfort.

tabouley November 6, 2012 at 10:22 pm

MissNancy, and flu, Terry, Vulpes, and icecream, everyone, sorry to hear about your losses.
My parents were both raging liberals, and would be happy to see, as I was today, both my kids vote in their first Presidential election.
Perhaps this would also give you some small comfort. http://www.postbourgie.com/2009/08/26/the-work-go

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 10:26 pm

Sorry to hear that, Terry.

Gratuitous World November 6, 2012 at 10:01 pm

i'm nice and lit. Bring on the fucking holograms!

Monsieur_Grumpe November 6, 2012 at 10:01 pm

Romney wins Utah!
Meh.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 10:29 pm

Gosh, I'm so surprised.

tessiee November 6, 2012 at 10:01 pm

Does anyone know of the voting situation in NY and NJ?
I saw somewhere that they're going to be allowed to vote until Friday because of Sandy.
Is that true? And if so, how will they count the vote?

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 10:38 pm

NY: Cuomo says residents can vote anywhere, voting hours extended for absentee ballots only, not sure of date or time.

NJ: Christie has extended to Friday vote by mail/fax.

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 10:02 pm

Have Mitt, Ryan, Goebbels, and the rest have locked themselves in the bunker yet?

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 10:04 pm

Where's Egg, I mean, Eva?

ChillBill November 6, 2012 at 10:05 pm

Also, I can hear the crickets at Breitbart from here.

Blueb4sinrise November 6, 2012 at 10:02 pm

Okay. Hang onto ………uh……whatever's hanging…………..Arizona results coming in.
This is BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 10:04 pm

That's What She Said!

sorry

Blueb4sinrise November 6, 2012 at 10:06 pm

????
What does that meme mean? I never heard that.

redarmyzombie November 6, 2012 at 10:14 pm

Well, it's when you take any sentence with the slightest possibility of sexual innuendo, and at the end you, or someone else, adds: That's What She Said!

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 10:40 pm
glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 10:02 pm

Bamz back within striking range in VA again

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 10:03 pm

Hold me closer, poll dancer…

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 10:03 pm

*rubs Bumble's shoulders*

sudsmckenzie November 6, 2012 at 10:04 pm

We are going to fuckin win FL. I will not make fun of them ever again for about 10 days.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 10:38 pm

RLY?

snowpointsecret November 6, 2012 at 10:04 pm

It's really hard to see Obama losing Florida right now, most of the vote out is in Democratic areas.

Blueb4sinrise November 6, 2012 at 10:04 pm

Trust me. If at any point it shows a D leading………..many wingers will shit themselves.
[it's happening now.....Barry, Carmona, Kirkpatrick...........]

[In Az. I mean.....not obvious I guess]

tessiee November 6, 2012 at 10:04 pm

is it too early to call Mitt a smarmy, preening fuck?

ChillBill November 6, 2012 at 10:07 pm

Never too early, never too late.

Blueb4sinrise November 6, 2012 at 10:08 pm

I thing late 1940's was the earliest.
check …1947.

FakaktaSouth November 6, 2012 at 10:05 pm

I would like to state for the record that I am totally sober, so you know, I can give all y'all rides home from wherever. I have NO IDEA how this has happened. I'm kind of worried.

Yellerdawg November 6, 2012 at 10:07 pm

Take me anywhere.

Dr_Zoidberg November 6, 2012 at 10:10 pm

I live in Wyoming….how soon can you get here?

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 10:39 pm

Let me feel your forehead. You might be ill.

fuflans November 6, 2012 at 10:05 pm

mourdock done!

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 10:40 pm

YES!! Donelly is now in a seat that has been reliably Republican for DECADES!!

Oblios_Cap November 6, 2012 at 10:05 pm

NV – one of the most Republican states with one of the worst economies. Hmmm. i wonder why they'd vote Democratic?

Terry November 6, 2012 at 10:05 pm

Dream Act is winning in Maryland at 68%.

Marriage Equality Act is winning at 55%

Good news on both counts, thus far

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 10:06 pm

Lawrence O'Donnell is Giddy now.

Limeylizzie November 6, 2012 at 10:09 pm

Plus looking very tasty in his glasses, I love a bespectacled man.

Steverino247 November 6, 2012 at 10:06 pm

Obama down by 2% in VA with 77% counted. That number's been getting smaller and smaller all night.

Terry November 6, 2012 at 10:06 pm

F'ing Comcast. Just lost cable, phone, Internet for no good reason.

Not_Mother November 6, 2012 at 10:06 pm

Much gnashing of teeth on fox. "Merka is STILLL CONSERVATIVE Y'ALL. also, the polls were RIGHT. BUT HOW???"

lulzmonger November 6, 2012 at 10:06 pm

Got a half-dozen containers of good brew & a thirst for delicious wingnut tears to chase them down with.

MAKE IT SO.

gullywompr November 6, 2012 at 10:06 pm

McCaskill!

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 10:07 pm

Todd Fucking Akin is toast. Thank God!

MilwaukeeKent November 6, 2012 at 10:10 pm

One could say he's been legitimately raped, by himself. Quite the accomplishment.

FakaktaSouth November 6, 2012 at 10:07 pm

WOO HOO CLAIRE WAY TO SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN!!! Fuck you Akin – go back to the abortionplex scream line from whence you got arrested you asshole.

Lot_49 November 6, 2012 at 10:07 pm

McCaskill beats Akin! Another troglodyte down!

Dr_Zoidberg November 6, 2012 at 10:11 pm

YES!!!!!!

Lot_49 November 6, 2012 at 10:15 pm

Tweety says McCaskill wanted Akin as an opponent enough to contribute her own campaign funds to his.

MissNancyPriss November 6, 2012 at 10:07 pm

225,379 human beings actually voted for Todd Akin.

courtneyesq November 6, 2012 at 10:08 pm

But are they "legitimate" votes?

Tilley November 6, 2012 at 10:11 pm

This just in: Reports that those individuals are actually "human beings" are at this time inconclusive.

Butch_Wagstaff November 6, 2012 at 10:22 pm

As far as I'm concerned, they aren't human beings.

deanbooth November 6, 2012 at 10:07 pm

Has time stopped? Give me good news!

VodkaGoGo November 6, 2012 at 10:07 pm

Is it time to switch over to FOX for the schadenfreude yet?

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 10:26 pm

Don't do it. Palin is lurking there.

ffredpalakon November 6, 2012 at 10:07 pm

As if we needed it, I think this would be an early "it's over" sign.

Romney's health care advisor, Avik S.A. Roy:

@aviksaroy

Congrats to my Dem friends. Best wishes for the new administration. Will continue to provide the loyal opposition.

rocktonsam November 6, 2012 at 10:08 pm

are teh gheys and potheads winning anything tonight?

MittBorg November 7, 2012 at 2:29 am

Ev'thing. All 3 states with marriage equality on the ballot passed it. All the pot initiatives passed too. Also.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 6, 2012 at 10:08 pm

I wonder what bible-thumping jackasses the GOP will assign to the House science and technology committees now?

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 10:21 pm

The Finest bible-thumping jackasses they can find.

In other words, worse. If that's even possible.

HarryButtle November 6, 2012 at 10:08 pm

I'm sensing optimism…and that scares the hell out of me. More doom and gloom from the lot of you! Now!

Dr_Zoidberg November 6, 2012 at 10:11 pm

Ok, ok…um…oh, noes, we lost Utah! It's all over now!

imissopus November 6, 2012 at 10:12 pm

GOP is going to keep the House so you can look forward to two more years of symbolic votes to overturn Obamacare and nothing else.

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 10:12 pm

In a hundred years, we'll all be dead.

Wadisay November 6, 2012 at 10:08 pm

Any second now Fox is going to cut away to a special on Benghazi-gate.

Chet Kincaid_ November 6, 2012 at 10:08 pm

Todd Akin has been sent home to practice his oppression skills on the women in his family.

Veritas78 November 6, 2012 at 10:09 pm

McAskill (sp?) in Missouri! Hoohah! The tea party is sucking brown juice tonight!

M. Bouffant November 6, 2012 at 10:09 pm

Hey, is the live live-blooging swingin' at Busby's East yet?

And look, Cokie Roberts is still alive! I'll be damned.

Yellerdawg November 6, 2012 at 10:09 pm

Fox is making defeat noises. I would be sad except for the elation thing. If we can take 2016, the Republican party as we know it will be dead.

Oblios_Cap November 6, 2012 at 10:10 pm

I would be sad except for the elation thing.

I feel your pain.

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 10:10 pm

Chris Murphy's Victory speech is on right now. The new Democratic Senator from Connecticut. Woohoo.

snowpointsecret November 6, 2012 at 10:10 pm

Allen West losing just slightly in Florida, but I'll take a slight lead at the moment.

Negropolis November 6, 2012 at 10:10 pm

LOL! Murphy's supporters just booed the fuck out of Linda McMahon…and Chris didn't tell them to stop. lol

Blendergoathead November 6, 2012 at 10:10 pm

Whoever took all the Diebold techs out last night and roofied the living shit out of them deserve medals.

Limeylizzie November 6, 2012 at 10:11 pm

OK, Chris Murphy new Dem Senator for CT has a very weird, wide mouth thing going on, also some lip-smacking.

BoroPrimorac November 6, 2012 at 10:15 pm

You're fucking crazy. Lip smacking is now a pet peeve of mine thanks to you.

Oblios_Cap November 6, 2012 at 10:19 pm

Wide mouths have their uses, Or so I'm told.

Limeylizzie November 6, 2012 at 10:38 pm

Ha! I'm sorry, I am an actress and just way too aware of people's odd verbal and physical tics.

BoroPrimorac November 6, 2012 at 10:55 pm

I'm a bit of a language savant so I tend to notice speech impediments and accents more readily than I do body ticks. The only reason I noticed Ryan's body shimmy is because Tottenham Hotspurs had a manger called Harry Redknapp who had an identical tick.

Negropolis November 6, 2012 at 10:57 pm

You know what I've noticed about Ryan? He has this weird thing where he raises both arms straight up with hands ending up above the shoulders (kind of like what McCain used to do, but he had a physical impedement) from the sides when he's trying to get a crowd to cheer. It is so incredibly stiff and awkward and it catches my eye every time.

Limeylizzie November 6, 2012 at 10:58 pm

I am a Spurs fan and am famliar with Harry!

courtneyesq November 6, 2012 at 10:11 pm

Too drunk for the numbers. Just tell me who's winning. I can't count!

Butch_Wagstaff November 6, 2012 at 10:17 pm

Yeah, I suck at math even when I'm sober.

ChessieNefercat November 6, 2012 at 10:38 pm

Oh tats my problem fuck this stupendous t tablets no not stupendous acid! Stupid!
Shit. It always les me say shit.

Edit 5 liter box wine almost gone but this autodill fuck. Shit.

Lets me spell autodill? Shit.

BoroPrimorac November 6, 2012 at 10:12 pm

My night will be complete if Florida voters vote no on the prop 13 like amendment on our ballot this year. Knowing Floridians, however, I know the greedy, ignorant pricks are going to vote yes.

Oblios_Cap November 6, 2012 at 10:13 pm

I vote "No" on all those Amendments. Make the fucking Legislature do its job!

BoroPrimorac November 6, 2012 at 10:16 pm

Me too. I even voted no on the veterans tax break.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 6, 2012 at 10:12 pm

Wooo! Joe Walsh gets flushed! Tammy FTW!

sullivanst November 6, 2012 at 10:17 pm

Two times Tammy :D

Fare la Volpe November 6, 2012 at 10:19 pm

I think a Menage a Tammy is in store!!

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 10:18 pm

YES!!! (Grabs the li'l devil, dances around with glee, runs out of room before Biely regains consciousness)

trampndirtdown November 6, 2012 at 10:13 pm

Oooh the sad faces on Faux news. Cry for me Megyn you filthy thing.
Bonus time Princess Dumbass of the North got a new spraytan!

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 10:14 pm

Math is hard. Have a drink!

imissopus November 6, 2012 at 10:14 pm

Dick Morris getting desperate now: "if we win Fla, NC, Va, Ohio and Iowa and lose Nevada and Colorado, it is a tie 270-270 and we win it in the House."

Suck it, Dick.

gullywompr November 6, 2012 at 10:14 pm

Quick! Turn to Fox and look at Lou Sarah's face!

gullywompr November 6, 2012 at 10:16 pm

Sarah Palin simply cannot believe it!

trampndirtdown November 6, 2012 at 10:17 pm

Looking more like Jan Brewer everyday.
PS Lou Sarah just can't believe it!

gullywompr November 6, 2012 at 10:18 pm

Why does America hate America?

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 10:23 pm

I did and my Brain immediately seized up. I had to change the channel, which was not easy with a seized up brain.

ChessieNefercat November 6, 2012 at 10:45 pm

Easier on old TVs with big round dial not Bitty buttons on remotes. Bitty uppercase why?

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 10:54 pm

yeah, but that lurching across the room, falling flat and scrabbling wildly at the dial takes it's toll after a while.

Dr. Nick Riviera November 6, 2012 at 10:15 pm

What the hell, Wisconsin??

Blueb4sinrise November 6, 2012 at 10:15 pm

Az. living up to it's Wonkette reputation.

Jerri November 6, 2012 at 10:16 pm

Shut up Fuck Toad. Nobody calls it FloVa.

DixvilleCrotch November 6, 2012 at 10:16 pm

Wonkette is a well-oiled machine tonight.

snowpointsecret November 6, 2012 at 10:16 pm

CNN says the Senate is staying with the Democrats now. Status quo let's get it!

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 10:16 pm

I just switched over to FOX, for the first time in almost a year SWEET JESUS IT'S BABBLING PALIN! ARRRGH MUTE MUTE MUTE FUCKIN REMOTE FUCK FUCK FUCK

Wadisay November 6, 2012 at 10:19 pm

Greta would spend her time better interviewing that potted plant next to her.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 10:19 pm

(Pats CRE's back with ten-foot pole) There, there, CRE. You'll recover.

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 10:29 pm

Ghod I hope so. This nightmarish political environment has really worn me down.

MittBorg November 7, 2012 at 12:40 am

We're all fucking worn down to a nub, sweetie. Every Wonketteer has needed a hug today or ten. I mean, ten … oh, fuckit. Bamz won. He's my sweetie. I'm totes happy and in love and tired and I'm fucking going to sleep and tomorrow life goes on as usual but Jenny kissed me when we met, jumping up from the chair she sat in. Time, you thief, who love to get … 'night, fella!

C_R_Eature November 7, 2012 at 12:51 am

It's been a long difficult time, but I see more hope tonight than I've felt in a good long while. I think that we might just make it out of here alive. Hope can be a Cruel thing, but I'm not getting that feeling this time.
Do get some rest and have a great evening.

ChessieNefercat November 6, 2012 at 10:47 pm

Mommy I Don wanna watch the scary thing on fox don't make me,please…

Oblios_Cap November 6, 2012 at 10:17 pm

O's winning the women's vote in Iowa. Why, indeed?

Thanks, Grassley!

trampndirtdown November 6, 2012 at 10:24 pm

Assume Doe dead to you chuckles.

Not_Mother November 6, 2012 at 10:17 pm

SARAH PALIN UPDATE: This is a catastrophic setback for our nation. Just can't believe merkins would do this. Supreme court free abortions for everyone. (Greta: NO MANDATE FOR BRONCO.) notable: Sarah is "still crossing her fingers (not praying for a miracle.) NO MANDATE is what the new meme is.

Me: FUCK YOU CUNT

Wadisay November 6, 2012 at 10:20 pm

This is a catastrophic setback for our nation that we have here, in our great country. Fixed.

yyyaz November 6, 2012 at 10:21 pm

Me: x2.

Jennyjen798 November 6, 2012 at 10:27 pm

Fuck that trollop! The fact that the black guy won AGAIN even after her shitty party threw everything they had at him, MAKES THIS A FUCKING MANDATE! IT'S ALL MANDATE UP IN HERE, BITCHES!

ChessieNefercat November 6, 2012 at 10:49 pm

Fuck off Sarah Palin you demented harpy.

Edit: Even with wine and autofill, some sentiments are absolute. Wow, I am impressed, autodill. Or I type better drunk, God knows I can't sober.

ChessieNefercat November 6, 2012 at 10:19 pm

Yay Captain Duckworth over deadbeat Joe.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 6, 2012 at 10:20 pm

CBS says Kaine wins in VA! Fuck off Macaca!

Negropolis November 6, 2012 at 10:25 pm

YES! I was getting worried.

fuflans November 6, 2012 at 10:20 pm

economist liveblog is saying it's over and a crappy night for republicans.

Not_Mother November 6, 2012 at 10:21 pm

Soon, Minnesota and Iowa will be called for Obama, meaning he needs to win only one out of Virginia, Ohio, North Carolina, or Florida to win

Oblios_Cap November 6, 2012 at 10:22 pm

FAUX News – No big surprises to report. No shit?

Wadisay November 6, 2012 at 10:23 pm

Pig-faced criminal Karl Rove, who predicted a Romney landslide, looking for votes in the seat cushions.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 6, 2012 at 10:24 pm

Fucks Gnus is already talking about Obama's next term.

tessiee November 6, 2012 at 11:18 pm

Git addahere!

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 10:25 pm

Ohio: 51% to 48% for Barry so far, with many more Democratic votes to tally, according to the Unions.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 6, 2012 at 10:26 pm

Christ – who is that whiny little weasel on Faux?

M. Bouffant November 6, 2012 at 10:30 pm

Be more specific.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 6, 2012 at 10:31 pm

The asshole with the hideous green tie and red plastic glasses, who's carrying on about Benghazi being worse than Watergate.

M. Bouffant November 6, 2012 at 10:34 pm

The only one I recognize is Peter Johnson, Jr.

tessiee November 6, 2012 at 11:18 pm

All of them, Biely.

trampndirtdown November 6, 2012 at 10:27 pm

Keep fucking that chicken Karl.

yyyaz November 6, 2012 at 10:27 pm

Marcie Captor (sp?), D-Ohio tells John Nichols on Rachel's show that Ohio will put Bammers over the top.

Yellerdawg November 6, 2012 at 10:27 pm

Watching Rove try to not cry is very gratifying. "Well, you never know when that rover thing on Mars might uncover some voters!"

Yellerdawg November 6, 2012 at 10:30 pm

Fox reports two voters in Ohio may have voted illegally. The entire election is now a do over.

tessiee November 6, 2012 at 10:31 pm

So, Todd Akin legitimately got his ass beat.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 6, 2012 at 10:41 pm

I assume he has a way of shutting his whole campaign down.

Not_Mother November 6, 2012 at 10:32 pm
kingofmeh November 6, 2012 at 10:32 pm

keep an eye on the senate returns in North Dakota. heitkamp is running very close with berg (51/49) with 30% of the vote counted, in precincts where obama is losing badly (61/36) and worse than silver's statewide projection (57/42).

to me, this suggests that the senate race may come out in heitkamp's favor, which would be a big coup.

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 10:32 pm

I don't know about anyone else, but all these political wars, electioneering, mayhem, violence and apocalyptic storms has got me feeling Shattered.

Shadoobee.

Lazy Media November 6, 2012 at 10:34 pm

Romney is winning white votes. Goddammit, my fellow Ofays, Get your shit in one sock.
The White Man is a rich motherfucker who oppresses us all. Put his ass down.

FeloniousMonk November 6, 2012 at 11:03 pm
Wadisay November 6, 2012 at 10:34 pm

I sort of like CNN's coverage except for the catelepsy-inducing drum track.

ChessieNefercat November 6, 2012 at 10:57 pm

And the people. King is actually not too irritating tonight. Wolf is a dip. Haven't seen Erick dipshitson or I would Bother is incredibly annoying. Not Bother!

Yellerdawg November 6, 2012 at 10:37 pm

Peggy Noonan deep into the Chardonnay, or Chablis, or Mateus, or whatever she's into already.

Wadisay November 6, 2012 at 10:52 pm

Peggy seems to be into botox, dermabrasion and self-delusion.

Not_Mother November 6, 2012 at 10:38 pm

PEGGYTON NOOONINGHAMSHROPSHIRE: "This is just so….SUBDUED. THE NERVE of these libruls making romney out to be a CAPITALIST!!!" Peggington needs moar BOMBAY and vicodin.

bikerlaureate November 6, 2012 at 10:39 pm

Go Go Miami/Dade !

snowpointsecret November 6, 2012 at 10:40 pm

Some man in a commercial comparing the Democrats to Socialist Hungary.

… What?

LIT_Fag November 6, 2012 at 10:42 pm

I think Fux just admitted senate Repugs fought the POTUS on everything the last 4 years! No shit

Wadisay November 6, 2012 at 10:42 pm

Robert Gibbs was just on Fox News. I wish he had just yelled "Bring out your dead!"

Wadisay November 6, 2012 at 10:44 pm

Minnesota for Obama. Yep, pretty much. Obama's strategy of whipping me into a frenzy with e-mails and robo-calls worked.

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 10:44 pm

Barry takes Minnesota. MSNBC called it.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 6, 2012 at 10:51 pm

And Faux agrees.

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 11:01 pm

Now that's something you don't see everyday.

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 10:51 pm

Todd Aikn's Concession speech is one long rolling disaster of rightwing talking points, paranoia and FOX misinformation. Sweet Jesus I'm glad he's not going to the Senate.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 11:15 pm

To sit on the SCIENCE committee no less for the love of gog and all that's holy.

Wadisay November 6, 2012 at 10:54 pm

Can't wait to see Barry Bammerz stub out his cigarette and step up to the microphone.

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 10:56 pm

Liz Warren is beaming and crying. The crowd is going absolutely wild.

I almost feel like we can start taking our country forward now. Not "Back".

And Also: MSNBC calls VA for Tim Kane. Solid.

NorbertsRevenge November 6, 2012 at 10:58 pm

Commander #1: We've analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger. Should I have your ship standing by?
Grand Moff Romney: Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 11:00 pm

"That's no Moon, that's a Polling Station!"

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 11:10 pm

Barry takes Iowa, as per MSNBC.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 6, 2012 at 11:13 pm

Faux gives Ohio to Bamz!!!

It's over.

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 11:13 pm

OBAMA HAS WON OHIO. HE'S OFFICIALLY BEEN REELECTED.

I knew this already, but Barry really is right; Voting is the best Sweet Revenge.

ChessieNefercat November 6, 2012 at 11:15 pm

Prez reelected yay!!!!!!!!!

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 11:16 pm

I'm cracking open a bottle of year old Blueberry Mead.

Happy Election, Everyone.

sullivanst November 6, 2012 at 11:16 pm

Prez. Re-elect B. Barry Bamz.

Suck it!

Biel_ze_Bubba November 6, 2012 at 11:17 pm

Faux concedes!!!!!!!!!

LIT_Fag November 6, 2012 at 11:18 pm

Fuck yeah! USA! USA!

bikerlaureate November 6, 2012 at 11:19 pm

Whew !

coolhandnuke November 6, 2012 at 11:22 pm

This is good news for the WORLD!

sullivanst November 6, 2012 at 11:24 pm

And John McCain is part of the world, therefore…

bikerlaureate November 6, 2012 at 11:26 pm

After the President wins Florida, the Very Serious People can start the conversation about how the media's lust for a horse race is misinforming, if not demonstrably harming, the country…

ttommyunger November 7, 2012 at 10:07 am

So delighted that the Indian Princess scalped Paleface Scotty and hung it on her Lodge-Pole. I will give him credit for a classy concession speech. I think he simply gave in to Republican "Guidance" with that whole Indian thing.

bobbert November 6, 2012 at 9:59 pm

No, please, you keep him.

(That's Rob Fucking Ford, right?)

viennawoods13 November 6, 2012 at 10:10 pm

Sauza. Cheap but freezer renders it delish.

sullivanst November 6, 2012 at 10:13 pm

Some of it is, some of it isn't.

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 10:18 pm

In my town, it's 70% isopropanol, 30% water. I could bust out the GC if you like.Windshield wiper fluid has varying amounts of methanol, depending on how cold it gets where it's sold, so it can de-ice.Certainly, methanol has been used as a denaturing agent in many formulations, but 70% isopropanol is quite denatured already.

sullivanst November 6, 2012 at 10:23 pm

Well, there's isopropyl rubbing alcohol, and then there's ethyl rubbing alcohol. You perfectly describe the former.

viennawoods13 November 6, 2012 at 10:24 pm

Agent Colson, called Son of Cole by Thor.

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 10:28 pm

Well, clearly, then, my pharmacy is in a low class neighborhood! Better a friend tell me! ;)I've had injestion of ethanol that led to lots of rubbing…that was nice…

glasspusher November 6, 2012 at 10:29 pm

Ahhhh…how the fuck did I miss that? Was that in the Thor movie with Natalie or also in The Avengers? I was so wired to hear Colson since Iron Man I may have missed it.Pepper: Why Phil, come on in!Tony: His first name is Agent…

tessiee November 6, 2012 at 11:15 pm

Ryan looks like Beaky Buzzard:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na7WqSb6sY0

And I hope the opportunistic little shit loses *both* races!

BoroPrimorac November 7, 2012 at 12:51 am

I loved him at West Ham, but hated him at Spurs. I'm an Arsenal supporter.

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