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IT'S KIND OF WARM IN HERE BABY 7:45 pm November 6, 2012
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OBAMA WINS. (I hope.)
**SPOILER ALERT***
Looking good in Florida, FWIW.
Yeah, buddy! We're weird, but we're unpredictable!
Not worth the bits it's written on.
I'll be running in the streets naked if Hopey pulls it out. (Cover your eyes, my tits are not what they were).
If I did that I would put an eye out.
One of mine?
No, mine!
Me too.
But I'm a middle age man, so that's pretty sad.
Hopefully you have a big dick.
Not big enough to put my own eye out, but…
My motorboat runs on Hopeysene.
Oh, and one of the best songs, ever.
Get it on? Sorry, we started early and now we're Too Drunk To Fuck.
Ah, but can you stroke it?
Can I just put it in my mouth until I fall asleep?
Ha! Great one.
Problem Solved!
I have been known to do that when I was in my drinking and slutty days.
I love that tune. Thanks.
*Burble burble burble*
*coff coff coff*
*Snoooooooooort*
*Glug glug glug*
OK, I'm ready.
LA Wonketeers: Please have a drink on behalf of New York.
I'm already naked.
I'm naked under these clothes, too.
AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
Dyspepsia or exuberance?
Watching the NYT site. Romney's lead over O just dropped from 100K to a little under 60K. AUGH.
What she said.
If Americans are getting sexy, they're getting sexy to this song, for obvious reasons.
You're the one I really, really love.
With less than 1% of the districts reporting, South Carolina is overwhelmingly going for Obama, which goes to show how much you can rely on the early percentages.
the fuck? South Carolina???
Two areas that are heavily African American. They'll be balanced out soon.
If Bamz wins SC would that mean that Mittens polygamy ghey marrying Nikki Haley and Lindsey Graham is off??
And Also: No pants.
Fun fact. Marvin Gaye was from DC. I planted trees in Marvin Gaye Park near his old home, along Watts Branch which is a tributary of the Anacostia River. Now you know.
Lizzie, I hope so, but Nate Cohn reports:
Miami-Dade stands out as an area of concern for the Obama campaign. The president leads by just a narrow margin in early voting, even though Obama won by 16 points in 2008. As is the case elsewhere in the state, it remains to be seen whether early votes are representative of the electorate as a whole. But it might also be a sign that Obama is struggling among Cubans, a possibility suggested by many polls.
We'll see soon enough.
There's also been ongoing suppression of minority votes in Miami-Dade…
Well, Nate just updated:
"Obama's weak showing in Miami-Dade's first round of early voting was overcome in a second batch. Obama's now ahead 62-38, ahead of Obama's 57-41 victory in 2008. Once again: these are early votes, and it remains to be seen whether the early vote is representative of the overall electorate. "
This is at the <a href="http://www.tnr.com/blog/electionate/109737/election-night-live-blog?utm_source=The+New+Republic&utm_campaign=78a2d594c5-NovEventNonSubs_11_06_12&utm_medium=email">TNR Election Blog
That's why folks should be careful of reporting stuff too authoritatively too early.
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me*…..
That's not an invitation, but an expression of how fucking on edge I am right now. If I had a pencil in my hand right now I'd snap it in three pieces and chew it to sawdust like an anrgy beaver.
I'm sick to my stomach.
I need to see a lot of blue on the map before I'll feel better.
I'd like to chew on an angry beaver, but my wife's asleep.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAWoc7Owl68
Bay area, again at least two of us will be crashing Oakand's Drinking Liberally thingie:
http://livingliberally.org/drinking/chapters/CA/o…
Let me be the contrarian to say Abigael can suck it — not tired of Bronco Bama just yet.
Eating my ice cream too fast. I need to finish dinner before I can start drinking. What kind of booze goes with strawberry ice cream? I can just make a booze float and save time.
I always liked rum with strawberry ice cream. Like a daiquiri, but creamier!
Good to see you, gal pal. Let's stay together and bring this mother to a close tonight.
Creme de menthe, but it's not typically found in most households.
Wonketeers, let me be the first to tell you, I love you for mind. Not your body. Keep your clothes on.
If we pass the ghey marriage bill here in Washington they'll be dancing naked in our neighborhood known as the Swish Alps.
What the fuck? That shitweasle is beating my Sherrod Brown? What the fuck?
Right now NBC has Sherrod at 59%, and the shitweasel at 37%.
I'm not going to look, but I bet all these early results showing Romney winning states he's supposed to win anyway, with 3% of the vote in, has it looking like a bukake-fest over at Fox.
Has Fox declared Romney the winner yet?
Got a fresh bottle of Bulleitt's bourbon. Let's do this thing.
mama loves her some Bulleitt!
I wish I could go and orgy with you guys for Black Osama but I've decided to stay away from any electronic devices as soon as I get home, and also I live hundreds of miles away.
Instead I'm going to do some writing and have a nice dinner and maybe get it on.
Ohio: 54/45 Obama with just 1%. It will close.
Stabenow seems to have won.
Obama's ahead by 3% in Florida with 36%, a good amount, in; also leading in NC but only 15% in so far.
Where are you getting your numbers?
Yay for being able to watch tv with no nonstop fucking political commercials.
Yeah, but all the shit in between the commercials is about politics.
OT but you need a break: Literally Unbelievable has another gem from a conservative NPO.
Fuck everything. Let's dance!
The People's Republic of Maryland, my beloved home, has been called for Obama. Yay!
I'm in a hotel room in Chicago and it's not the type of room stocked with a full bar that soap opera characters get (and maybe real-life rich people?) so I can't soothe my nerves with booze. But hey, it's a big city, so maybe I can get my pizza delivered to me doused with vodka.
Thank god. Ohio just went from pale pink to pale blue.
thanks mom!
8 p.m. poll closing and lots of states going to Obama. 64-40 in the EC on CNN.
64 – 40, the electoral college tally so far, Barry in the lead
Dare I watch FOX News? I want to see them have to call it for Obama but I'm not sure victory is a foregone conclusion.
I will have "electionitis" tomorrow at work, I predict with 30 percent of the vote in.
i will only say it once tonight i promise:
i hate mara liassom.
Not as much as I hate Gloria Fucking Borger.
Time for second shot of tequila. And popcorn.
I plan to get it on with the first hologram that comes through my teevee.
50/48 Obama exits in New Hampshire.
52/47 Obama exists in PA.
53/45 Obama exists in NJ
Closer than I'd like in the blue states, but a win will be a win.
Obama going back up in Florida 51/49.
Can't stand the suspense. Going out to walk my dog. Please keep the live blog warm for me until I get back.
OK went to Romney. That's okay. All the smart Okies left for California in the 30's… (and thanks to whichever one of you first posted that!)
I am just slowly freaking the hell out.
I cannot imagine that this country has so many crazy people just running around loose every where making decisions like who's the president. Sometimes I really understand the Electoral College and where the founders were coming from with the whole "uninformed thing."
I cannot look at Ann Romney ANY MORE I just cannot. She just DOES NOT look like a first lady to me.
She looks like a First Lady….TO POOP ON!
I bought alcohol for tonight and I almost never drink- yes, I had two glasses of cider in Paris in July but in America, I do not drink. I will be drinking to the Barack Hussein Obama. the 45th President of the USA. I just tweeted a photo of the button I "fixed" to Wonkette
This Intermission Needs Moar Cephalopods.
I'm watching Virginia and remembering how everyone was calling it for Macaca but Jim Webb snuck up and smacked his ass. Literally with votes.
I have to say that I really despise having to stare into the Abyss of Worldwide catastrophe every four years at the prospect of handing over control of the most powerful nation on Earth to a gang of madmen, Bolsheviks, incompetents, grifters and thieves because the only opposition party here has gone completely over to frothing irresponsible insanity.
This is no way to run a railroad, a democracy or a civilization.
Bronco 58.5 to 40.4 in Ohio…1% in
I've had many crushes in my life, (James Taylor was particularly notable).
But Marvin was my first.
Wonkateers, my guests seem to expect me to interact with them, so don't say anything too pithy.
The Professor Wins in MA
Thank you, Jeebus. I know Cantor was asking waaay too much when you've been so generous already. (Posted 10am Wed)
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