IT'S KIND OF WARM IN HERE BABY  7:45 pm November 6, 2012

And Now Let Us Take A Quick Pre-Live-Bloog Breather And Get It On

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Come here a minute November 6, 2012 at 7:46 pm

OBAMA WINS. (I hope.)

AnAmericanInTO November 6, 2012 at 8:03 pm

**SPOILER ALERT***

Limeylizzie November 6, 2012 at 7:47 pm

Looking good in Florida, FWIW.

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 7:52 pm

Yeah, buddy! We're weird, but we're unpredictable!

Come here a minute November 6, 2012 at 8:10 pm

Not worth the bits it's written on.

freakishlywrong November 6, 2012 at 7:48 pm

I'll be running in the streets naked if Hopey pulls it out. (Cover your eyes, my tits are not what they were).

Limeylizzie November 6, 2012 at 7:53 pm

If I did that I would put an eye out.

FNMA November 6, 2012 at 7:54 pm

One of mine?

Limeylizzie November 6, 2012 at 7:57 pm

No, mine!

Native_of_SL_UT November 6, 2012 at 7:57 pm

Me too.
But I'm a middle age man, so that's pretty sad.

Limeylizzie November 6, 2012 at 8:01 pm

Hopefully you have a big dick.

Native_of_SL_UT November 6, 2012 at 10:15 pm

Not big enough to put my own eye out, but…

RomneysLogCabin November 6, 2012 at 8:52 pm

My motorboat runs on Hopeysene.

freakishlywrong November 6, 2012 at 7:49 pm

Oh, and one of the best songs, ever.

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 7:49 pm

Get it on? Sorry, we started early and now we're Too Drunk To Fuck.

Dr_Zoidberg November 6, 2012 at 7:52 pm

Ah, but can you stroke it?

Limeylizzie November 6, 2012 at 7:54 pm

Can I just put it in my mouth until I fall asleep?

Steverino247 November 6, 2012 at 7:59 pm

Ha! Great one.

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 8:20 pm

Problem Solved!

Limeylizzie November 6, 2012 at 8:23 pm

I have been known to do that when I was in my drinking and slutty days.

Monsieur_Grumpe November 6, 2012 at 8:00 pm

I love that tune. Thanks.

BaldarTFlagass November 6, 2012 at 7:49 pm

*Burble burble burble*
*coff coff coff*
*Snoooooooooort*
*Glug glug glug*

OK, I'm ready.

SnarkOff November 6, 2012 at 7:50 pm

LA Wonketeers: Please have a drink on behalf of New York.

Hera Sent Me November 6, 2012 at 7:50 pm

I'm already naked.

ttommyunger November 7, 2012 at 10:20 am

I'm naked under these clothes, too.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 7:50 pm

AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

weejee November 6, 2012 at 7:56 pm

Dyspepsia or exuberance?

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 7:59 pm

Watching the NYT site. Romney's lead over O just dropped from 100K to a little under 60K. AUGH.

Close_Read November 6, 2012 at 8:07 pm

What she said.

WordSaladNation November 6, 2012 at 7:50 pm

If Americans are getting sexy, they're getting sexy to this song, for obvious reasons.

You're the one I really, really love.

poorgradstudent November 6, 2012 at 7:51 pm

With less than 1% of the districts reporting, South Carolina is overwhelmingly going for Obama, which goes to show how much you can rely on the early percentages.

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 7:54 pm

the fuck? South Carolina???

Terry November 6, 2012 at 7:58 pm

Two areas that are heavily African American. They'll be balanced out soon.

weejee November 6, 2012 at 8:02 pm

If Bamz wins SC would that mean that Mittens polygamy ghey marrying Nikki Haley and Lindsey Graham is off??

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 7:51 pm

And Also: No pants.

Terry November 6, 2012 at 7:51 pm

Fun fact. Marvin Gaye was from DC. I planted trees in Marvin Gaye Park near his old home, along Watts Branch which is a tributary of the Anacostia River. Now you know.

qwerty42 November 6, 2012 at 7:52 pm

Lizzie, I hope so, but Nate Cohn reports:
Miami-Dade stands out as an area of concern for the Obama campaign. The president leads by just a narrow margin in early voting, even though Obama won by 16 points in 2008. As is the case elsewhere in the state, it remains to be seen whether early votes are representative of the electorate as a whole. But it might also be a sign that Obama is struggling among Cubans, a possibility suggested by many polls.

We'll see soon enough.

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 7:56 pm

There's also been ongoing suppression of minority votes in Miami-Dade…

qwerty42 November 6, 2012 at 8:04 pm

Well, Nate just updated:
"Obama's weak showing in Miami-Dade's first round of early voting was overcome in a second batch. Obama's now ahead 62-38, ahead of Obama's 57-41 victory in 2008. Once again: these are early votes, and it remains to be seen whether the early vote is representative of the overall electorate. "

This is at the <a href="http://www.tnr.com/blog/electionate/109737/election-night-live-blog?utm_source=The+New+Republic&utm_campaign=78a2d594c5-NovEventNonSubs_11_06_12&utm_medium=email">TNR Election Blog

Negropolis November 6, 2012 at 8:05 pm

That's why folks should be careful of reporting stuff too authoritatively too early.

Serolf_Divad November 6, 2012 at 7:52 pm

Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me*…..

That's not an invitation, but an expression of how fucking on edge I am right now. If I had a pencil in my hand right now I'd snap it in three pieces and chew it to sawdust like an anrgy beaver.

Terry November 6, 2012 at 7:59 pm

I'm sick to my stomach.

I need to see a lot of blue on the map before I'll feel better.

Steverino247 November 6, 2012 at 8:00 pm

I'd like to chew on an angry beaver, but my wife's asleep.

WordSaladNation November 6, 2012 at 8:04 pm
SorosBot November 6, 2012 at 7:53 pm

Bay area, again at least two of us will be crashing Oakand's Drinking Liberally thingie:
http://livingliberally.org/drinking/chapters/CA/o

Come here a minute November 6, 2012 at 7:53 pm

Let me be the contrarian to say Abigael can suck it — not tired of Bronco Bama just yet.

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 7:54 pm

Eating my ice cream too fast. I need to finish dinner before I can start drinking. What kind of booze goes with strawberry ice cream? I can just make a booze float and save time.

MissTaken November 6, 2012 at 7:56 pm

I always liked rum with strawberry ice cream. Like a daiquiri, but creamier!

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 8:01 pm

Good to see you, gal pal. Let's stay together and bring this mother to a close tonight.

BaldarTFlagass November 6, 2012 at 8:00 pm

Creme de menthe, but it's not typically found in most households.

pinkocommi November 6, 2012 at 7:54 pm

Wonketeers, let me be the first to tell you, I love you for mind. Not your body. Keep your clothes on.

weejee November 6, 2012 at 8:05 pm

If we pass the ghey marriage bill here in Washington they'll be dancing naked in our neighborhood known as the Swish Alps.

freakishlywrong November 6, 2012 at 7:55 pm

What the fuck? That shitweasle is beating my Sherrod Brown? What the fuck?

MissTaken November 6, 2012 at 7:57 pm

Right now NBC has Sherrod at 59%, and the shitweasel at 37%.

BaldarTFlagass November 6, 2012 at 7:55 pm

I'm not going to look, but I bet all these early results showing Romney winning states he's supposed to win anyway, with 3% of the vote in, has it looking like a bukake-fest over at Fox.

Native_of_SL_UT November 6, 2012 at 7:55 pm

Has Fox declared Romney the winner yet?

FNMA November 6, 2012 at 7:56 pm

Got a fresh bottle of Bulleitt's bourbon. Let's do this thing.

commiegirl99 November 6, 2012 at 8:58 pm

mama loves her some Bulleitt!

Fuck Toad November 6, 2012 at 7:56 pm

I wish I could go and orgy with you guys for Black Osama but I've decided to stay away from any electronic devices as soon as I get home, and also I live hundreds of miles away.

Instead I'm going to do some writing and have a nice dinner and maybe get it on.

Negropolis November 6, 2012 at 7:57 pm

Ohio: 54/45 Obama with just 1%. It will close.

VodkaGoGo November 6, 2012 at 8:05 pm

Stabenow seems to have won.

SorosBot November 6, 2012 at 7:57 pm

Obama's ahead by 3% in Florida with 36%, a good amount, in; also leading in NC but only 15% in so far.

nyates314 November 6, 2012 at 8:10 pm

Where are you getting your numbers?

Loch_Nessosaur November 6, 2012 at 7:58 pm

Yay for being able to watch tv with no nonstop fucking political commercials.

BaldarTFlagass November 6, 2012 at 8:04 pm

Yeah, but all the shit in between the commercials is about politics.

PsycWench November 6, 2012 at 8:00 pm

OT but you need a break: Literally Unbelievable has another gem from a conservative NPO.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr November 6, 2012 at 8:01 pm

Fuck everything. Let's dance!

Terry November 6, 2012 at 8:01 pm

The People's Republic of Maryland, my beloved home, has been called for Obama. Yay!

poorgradstudent November 6, 2012 at 8:01 pm

I'm in a hotel room in Chicago and it's not the type of room stocked with a full bar that soap opera characters get (and maybe real-life rich people?) so I can't soothe my nerves with booze. But hey, it's a big city, so maybe I can get my pizza delivered to me doused with vodka.

viennawoods13 November 6, 2012 at 8:02 pm

Thank god. Ohio just went from pale pink to pale blue.

fuflans November 6, 2012 at 8:02 pm

thanks mom!

Steverino247 November 6, 2012 at 8:02 pm

8 p.m. poll closing and lots of states going to Obama. 64-40 in the EC on CNN.

Terry November 6, 2012 at 8:02 pm

64 – 40, the electoral college tally so far, Barry in the lead

VodkaGoGo November 6, 2012 at 8:03 pm

Dare I watch FOX News? I want to see them have to call it for Obama but I'm not sure victory is a foregone conclusion.

freakishlywrong November 6, 2012 at 8:03 pm

I will have "electionitis" tomorrow at work, I predict with 30 percent of the vote in.

fuflans November 6, 2012 at 8:03 pm

i will only say it once tonight i promise:

i hate mara liassom.

ttommyunger November 7, 2012 at 10:21 am

Not as much as I hate Gloria Fucking Borger.

viennawoods13 November 6, 2012 at 8:03 pm

Time for second shot of tequila. And popcorn.

DixvilleCrotch November 6, 2012 at 8:03 pm

I plan to get it on with the first hologram that comes through my teevee.

Negropolis November 6, 2012 at 8:04 pm

50/48 Obama exits in New Hampshire.

52/47 Obama exists in PA.

53/45 Obama exists in NJ

Closer than I'd like in the blue states, but a win will be a win.

Obama going back up in Florida 51/49.

Close_Read November 6, 2012 at 8:04 pm

Can't stand the suspense. Going out to walk my dog. Please keep the live blog warm for me until I get back.

Steverino247 November 6, 2012 at 8:05 pm

OK went to Romney. That's okay. All the smart Okies left for California in the 30's… (and thanks to whichever one of you first posted that!)

FakaktaSouth November 6, 2012 at 8:06 pm

I am just slowly freaking the hell out.

I cannot imagine that this country has so many crazy people just running around loose every where making decisions like who's the president. Sometimes I really understand the Electoral College and where the founders were coming from with the whole "uninformed thing."

I cannot look at Ann Romney ANY MORE I just cannot. She just DOES NOT look like a first lady to me.

ttommyunger November 7, 2012 at 10:22 am

She looks like a First Lady….TO POOP ON!

finallyhappy November 6, 2012 at 8:07 pm

I bought alcohol for tonight and I almost never drink- yes, I had two glasses of cider in Paris in July but in America, I do not drink. I will be drinking to the Barack Hussein Obama. the 45th President of the USA. I just tweeted a photo of the button I "fixed" to Wonkette

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 8:11 pm

This Intermission Needs Moar Cephalopods.

PsycWench November 6, 2012 at 8:18 pm

I'm watching Virginia and remembering how everyone was calling it for Macaca but Jim Webb snuck up and smacked his ass. Literally with votes.

C_R_Eature November 6, 2012 at 8:27 pm

I have to say that I really despise having to stare into the Abyss of Worldwide catastrophe every four years at the prospect of handing over control of the most powerful nation on Earth to a gang of madmen, Bolsheviks, incompetents, grifters and thieves because the only opposition party here has gone completely over to frothing irresponsible insanity.
This is no way to run a railroad, a democracy or a civilization.

Not_Mother November 6, 2012 at 8:33 pm

Bronco 58.5 to 40.4 in Ohio…1% in

DemmeFatale November 6, 2012 at 8:48 pm

I've had many crushes in my life, (James Taylor was particularly notable).
But Marvin was my first.

HouseOfTheBlueLights November 6, 2012 at 9:24 pm

Wonkateers, my guests seem to expect me to interact with them, so don't say anything too pithy.

SchemeZ November 6, 2012 at 9:46 pm

The Professor Wins in MA

ttommyunger November 7, 2012 at 10:24 am

Thank you, Jeebus. I know Cantor was asking waaay too much when you've been so generous already. (Posted 10am Wed)

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