A Children's Treasury Of Verbatim Last-Minute FOX NEWS Theatre

INTRO: THE WHO, "WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN"

CHYRON: GOP ELECTION OFFICIALS BLOCKED FROM ENTERING POLLING SITES IN PA, JUDGE REINSTATES THEM [B-ROLL: The new New Black Panther, with foxy shades on]

MURAL OF PRES OBAMA ON WALL AT PHILADELPHIA POLLING SITE GETS COVERED AFTER COMPLAINTS

VOTERFRAUD@FOXNEWS.COM

VOTER FRAUD MONITORS ON HIGH ALERT THIS ELECTION DAY [B-ROLL: More of the Newer, Blacker Panther ]

GREG GUTFELD: Here's a funny fact about the Liberty Bell. That crack.... is actualcrack. 

CHYRON: THOUSANDS OF VOTING CONTROVERSIES REPORTED NATIONWIDE ON ELECTION DAY

INTERLUDE: COMMERCIAL FOR GOLDLINE

DANA PERINO: Romney will win because he's earned it. Obama will lose for the same reason.

THE DOUGHY ONE: No four more years of OBAMUNISM!

THE OTHER LADY: I have my Mitt Romney Chia Pet.

CHYRON: MEANWHILE, MA IS CONSIDERING WHETHER TO ALLOW PHYSICIAN-ASSISTED SUICIDE