Hey, don’t forget: we’re not just electing a president today! We’re also electing a bunch of senators, many of whom have strong opinions about ladies who get raped, and some losers in the House too, ugh, who has time for those people, and, if we’re in Maryland, Maine, Washington State, or Minnesota, we also get to vote on gay marriage! Your Comics Curmudgeon was super psyched to yes on Maryland Question 6 today, if by “super psyched” you mean “pissed that the civil rights of his friends and neighbors are up for a vote but cautiously optimistic that it will pass.” ANYHOO the campaign here has been heavy on the “death to gays and those who love them” business. Maybe the antis should learn a little “Minnesota nice” from these furries!
These nice young men are on the Minnesota for Marriage Facebook page, identified as being at an “MFM Northwestern College Event,” Northwestern College being a Christian college in the Twin Cities area. We have no idea what the hell is going on here. We mean, we do know — these two hot furries are going to have giraffe-on-tiger sex, in a yiffpile, and then not get married, because that would be a sin — but we choose not to pursue the backstory. [MFM Facebook page]
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I don't think these two should worry about gay or straight sex. They both seem perfectly unfuckable.
Wat? Even floppy bangs tiger?
Yep, a gay man could fix her hair in a jiffy if she would just open her heart.
That's a MAN, baby!
Don't ya mean "in a yiffy"?
TOO SOON!!
Oh, I have to differ with you there… Hatefucks count, right?
Hatefuckers only count to 68. They are selfish like that.
There will be a lot of news today.
Calvin, please discipline that tiger of yours.
Super fucking full of win!
Thank you. I've been saving up snark all day and have been feeling very constricted. The bad thing is I've got meetings all day again tomorrow so will not be able to participate in the festivities here (fingers crossed).
I don't know how we'll manage without you. There will be much shrieking and rending of garments. Will you be here for live-bloog?
Back and forth twixt TV and pooter. Yes, I am one of those still millstoned/albatrossed by a desktop.
I call bullshit. Tigger's too hyper to be monogamous.
Without going into lurid detail, I actually dated one of the Disney World "Tigger" characters when I was in HS. And yes, Tiggers *are* bouncy.
Ya never know. Some of the, um, tiggerishest of them are also the monogamousest.
Tigger is the only one, so he must indulge in cross-toy-species nookie.
This is disgusting! Everyone knows that as soon as the giraffe is done fucking her, that the tiger will rip his throat out and then call for her kittens to eat his still quivering entrails.
You say that like it's a *bad* thing.
o/ It's the ciiiiircle of liiiife…. /o
I dunno, those guys set off my gaydar, all the way down here in TX.
Marriage = one tiger + one giraffe + one super fucking creepy dude in the background
Creepers, always with the photobombing.
I thought that was Tigger's conjoined twin, Half-Head.
Also, the photogopher.
I'm confuzzled… wtf do tigers and giraffes have to do with gay rights?
Are these dolts supposed to represent the bestiality that invevitably follows from allowing gay marriage?
Well, SOMEBODY has to.
And it's a dirty job, too.
They're representing that if you drink Milwaukee's Best, the "Beast," you will most likely end up in a hot man on man on endangered African wildlife fuck and suck.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Only the part about Milwaukee's Best!
All of a sudden, you have my full attention.
Reacharound: you're doing it wrong, Minnesota.
Which one of these guys is the woman furry in this marriage scenario? … and what is that dude behind them up to? See what happens when we come to tolerate mormonism? Polygamist giraffes. I told you all.
Would it be wrong to speculate why you can't see either of his fists?
Yes, also do not speculate if he is wearing any pants.
Silly. Republican men only take off their pants in the dark or in public restroom stalls.
Oh, how cute, dressing up to campaign for taking away human rights.
Ugh, seriously fuck these people, it's this kind of mindset that means I can't marry my girlfriend.
This is not a yiff pile I would want to join.
Srsly. They're almost as bad as Santacon's Cheap Suit Santas.
Aside from the Green T-shirts they ARE dressed appropriately for Minnesota winters. However, seeing that it is deer hunting season they should avoid wooded areas… or not.
When trying get your bigoted group event going, maybe don't name it "MFM." Or maybe do, because it's hilarious.
I was a little confused by that myself.
I mean, why not just make it the "MFM/A/S/L Northwestern College Event"?
Or better yet, MFM S&M B&D Club Glee.
Lemme just Google "M4M" to see what all the hubbub is about…
Mother of God.
Well … maybe Father.
One man, one woman, and two male furries.
Giraffes and tigers? Intercontinental miscegenation? And is that tiger male or female, can't quite tell, or my eyes are getting too old, so that would be ghey intercontinental miscegenation, sweet Jebus.
Here's hoping that all four states score wins for the freedomz.
A tiger? In Africa?
Uh … they didn't have any zebu costumes at Furries R Us.
MFM = MotherFucking Maroons.
Who is the perv photobombing the bigoted furries? I hope he's gay.
The Facebook comments on these photos are full of win.
Pretty sure they use their personalities for contraception.
Pretty sure it's effective.
Also, to all the smug Christian laydeez holding up signs in these pics: I really, really hope you all end up marrying guys who spend their evenings at truckstop gloryholes. For Jesus.
It'll certainly give them all kindsa new insight into Michele BatShitCrayCrayMann's CrayCray Eyes.
See, this is what happens when you get homeschooled then go to a Christian "college"; being sheltered from the outside world, you of know nothing that exists beyond the hermetically sealed fundy bubble, like furries, and so you unknowingly make a fool of yourself by dressing as a particularly laughable fetishist. It's that kind of mindset that leads to calling your protest a rally for teabaggers.
Frat boys. Six beers away from being gay.
Three beers. :-)
Lightweights.
Three beers and a Shirley Temple.
Not even six.
*That* many?
Giraffe Seeks Tiger – mFm – 23 (Northwestern College)
any furries wanna hang out? 23 yo giraffe. 5'10 180 lbs. Uncut. Pls send pic of tiger
Location: Minnesota
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Josh, both the Dream Act and Marriage Equality will pass. Marylanders, we have our ups and downs, but overall we're moderate and nice.
Maybe overall, but not my crazy aunt who sends Glenn Beck links in birthday cards. Creeps out the kids.
People like John Waters and my grumpy old liberal father balance your Auntie out.
Thanks! No snark.
Yes! Save us from the horror of brony-on-brony marriage!
http://elections.nytimes.com/2012/results/preside…
So. When, exactly, do I start screaming and breaking things?
When it looks like that with 99% of precincts reporting.
IN and KY are expected to go for Miffed Money. NH is supposed to be a tossup. No worries so far.
Lemme know when they get to the jaguar/ capybara sexxy.
In a related fuckwads with animals story here's this: From Politico “Asked on his final campaign flight whether he might get a puppy if elected, Romney said “one of the benefits would be to get another Weimaraner.”
Hang on, wasn't the Weimar Republic full of librulz?
But but but, didn't Paul Ryan used to drive the Weimarmobile?
Northwestern College… Since when is MN in the Northwest?
They're northwest of Illinios. Maybe that counts.
Stupid Jeebus freaks in their fur pile.
Wait a minute. The anti-gay marriage folks call their organization MFM? I would face-palm, but I might give myself a concussion.
Yeah, because BJs4M was taken.
Sooo, just wondering, is sibling marriage legal in Minnesota?
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=4248992042…
Jesus, they look like the McPoyles.
Great Brightfart's Ghost. I need rollerskates to keep up with this Wonket!
One (1) intolerant plushie. One (1) small-minded furry. Sounds about right to me.
OK "MFM College Event" goers, by definition MFM is NOT one man and one woman. Yer doin it wrong!
Sweet fucking shit on a stick. You sure BOTH of those is guys?
The tiger isn't a girl???
Do those look like girl tits to you? I mean, they're two flabby toads, but that chest is built all wrong for girl tits.
Hey, it's not like I'm some kinda expert on the topic or anything. 'Sides, they're both wearing what amounts to jumpsuits made of carpet remnants, so it's hard to tell…
I've spent a lot of time looking at both kinds of tits (FOR SCIENCE!), and if that's a girl, I'd like to borrow her chest for an ironing board.
*That's* what happens when you put fluoride in the water.
I hadn't figured YOU for a Portlandian, Miss.
Two M's in search of an F.
"MFM Northwestern College Event"
ummm… they don't know that an MFM is a threesome, I'm guessing?
The worst kind of homophobes are the ones I can't get back at by fapping to :(
Can it be open thread tiem plz? So much to say about CNN's goofy Virtual Senate and their one-upping NBC by having the Empire State Building reflect the EV…
So let's see what they're defending – it's slutty single motherhood and polygamy with water sports:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger#Reproduction
"A female is only receptive for three to six days and mating is frequent during that time period. A pair will copulate frequently and noisily, like other cats. The gestation period can range from 93 to 112 days, although the average is 104–106 days.[36] The litter size usually consists of anywhere from 1 to 6 cubs, though 2 to 3 is usually the norm. Cubs can weigh from 680 to 1,400 g (1.5 to 3.1 lb) each at birth and are born blind and helpless.[36] The females rear them alone, with the birth site and maternal den being sheletered locations such as thickets, caves and rocky crevices. The father of the cubs generally takes no part in rearing them. Unrelated wandering male tigers may even kill cubs to make the female receptive, since the tigress may give birth to another litter within 5 months if the cubs of the previous litter are lost."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giraffe#Social_life_…
"Reproduction is broadly polygamous: a few older males mate with the fertile females. Male giraffes assess female fertility by tasting the female's urine to detect estrus, in a multi-step process known as the Flehmen response.
…
"Mothers with calves will gather in nursery herds, moving or browsing together. Mothers in such a group may sometimes leave their calves with one female while they forage and drink elsewhere. This is known as a "calving pool".[58] Adult males play almost no role in raising the young,[8]:337 although they appear to have friendly interactions."
Um, about those T-shirts: We already have that.
When your fucking slogan is patently dishonest, maybe you should stop and wonder why it needs to be.
There are a lot of interesting legal questions. That gay people should enjoy the same rights as the rest of us is not one of them.
Oh and fuck those two assholes. They just want to get in a threesome with an elaphant furry and a strap on, Those are two dudes? Really,
Sorry typing in the dark,
Giraffes have 12" tongues.
– the only useful tidbit I ever learned from accompanying my son's kindergarten class on field trips to the zoo
Aren't they totally baked?
Nice counterpoint: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/30-reasons-people-…
http://gallery.asiantown.net/v/tupp/Tiger-want-to…
Fuck, marry, kill (with votes)… goes to which ones?
Furverts.
I can't see where their other hands are, but those smiles tell the tail, I mean tale.
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