Maybe Tim Tebow Is Kind Of A Dick? Update: Maybe Not?
I'm predicting Obama will take an early lead tomorrow... Until all the Republicans get off work. #RomneyRyan2012
— Tim Tebow (@TheTimmyTebow) November 5, 2012
Hahaha, Democrats -- many of whom are minorities and/or working class, but others of whom are like, your mom, and teachers and stuff -- are lazy moochers who just lie on the couch collecting welfare all day. Good one, Tim Tebow! We are pretty sure Jesus is thumbs-upping you right now!
UPDATE: Parody account, disregard bitchez. Our abject apologies or whatever (not really).
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I almost pissed myself with laughter just now, fucking hilarious!
1. "Hybrid" (young thrower with good legs) quarterback enjoys modest success by scrambling and running when nobody's open or he can't find the open guy. 2. Fans demand that he be made 1st-string QB. 3. Opponents target hybrid, crush his knees, hands, elbows, will. Teevee announcers admiringly say, "Good hit!" as the hybrid staggers to the sideline. 4. Fans demand that hybrid QB be pulled in favor of previous pocket passer. 5. Previous pocket passer reverts to the mediocrity that led to his removal in favor of the hybrid. 6. Repeat as necessary.