AND YOU GO DOWNTOWN  1:15 pm November 6, 2012

A Children’s Treasury Of People Voting At The Union Rescue Mission In Los Angeles’s Skid Row, As If That Is Even Legal

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Call the electioneering police!Look at this awesome guy! You would think they would have thrown him out of the polling place at Los Angeles’s Union Rescue Mission, on Skid Row, for electioneering. And yet they did not! What is our world even coming to?

Look at this Cory Booker-looking motherfucker! He was very nice. He pointed out Roseanne Barr’s name under the Peace & Freedom party. Is that the same Roseanne Barr? he wanted to know. Yup! Our son, next to him (FIRST TIME VOTER YALL), did not know who Roseanne Barr was. “She used to be famous,” we explained.
Cory Booker looking mofo

Here are a whole bunch of people waiting to vote even though there were a ton of empty booths. (It took almost an hour to get through a 20 person line.) Quite a few young homeless men came in asking where they could register. There was a hilarious black kid who kept asking an old black homeless lady who she’d be voting for. “You voting for Romney?” “OBAMA!” “You gonna vote for George W. Bush?” In fact, she was not! The guy checking addresses literally did not know how to alphabetize, so it took a while to convince him he would find “Schoenkopf” before “Smith.” But the lady in charge was doing her best to bulldoze him into making it happen. Also, she insisted everyone shake our son’s hand, as she’d immediately picked him out as a first-time voter. MOMMY BLOGGING.

the best revenge

Look at that punim! We were all set to shriek and carry on about our son’s constitutional right to the franchise, if they asked for ID, because you are not allowed to ask for ID in California! Then we went to the Secretary of State’s website and discovered, in fact, that first-time voters do have to show ID in California! But the awesome lady in charge was not having any of that. “What do you do with a first-time voter?” she asked her befuddled poll worker. As he hesitated, not knowing the answer, she sighed and yelled “MARK HIM OFF, GIVE HIM A BALLOT, HE IS STANDING RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF YOU!” Problem solved.
Mommyblogging!

The End.

 

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Crank_Tango November 6, 2012 at 1:17 pm

I dunno, Roseanne Barr is a pretty common name, maybe.

freakishlywrong November 6, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Awwww. You must be so proud. Rorrrrrrwwww..I know what I'd do with a "first time voter"…

cousinitt November 6, 2012 at 1:20 pm

It's my first time, too! Wanna pull my lever reeeal slow?

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Slut! You fit right in, here.

widestanceromance November 6, 2012 at 1:46 pm

That's what I said.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Not to *me,* you never. (pouts)

NellCote71 November 6, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Congratulations, proud mamma! You are doing it right.

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 1:19 pm

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 1:20 pm

That's one cute kid, too – good job, Mom! :0)

SorosBot November 6, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Does Roseanne think people are actually going to forgive her for that horrific final season when the Connors won the lottery and the show suddenly stopped being about working-class problems? I for one never will.

Chet Kincaid_ November 6, 2012 at 1:25 pm

So long as you didn't have to watch Roseanne and Dan in their bathing suits jumping a shark. That would scar you for life.

prommie November 6, 2012 at 1:32 pm

The original shark jump was actually The Great Gazoo. the Flinstones lost it at that moment.

Chet Kincaid_ November 6, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Dumb-dumb!

prommie November 6, 2012 at 1:45 pm

You know, I could almost swear that character was gay! Like that guy Smith on lost in space.

Chet Kincaid_ November 6, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Would you like to contribute to my Wikia on the Greater Hooterville Universe of Mid-'60s CBS Cornpone Sitcoms? I can't remember the three girls' names on "Petticoat Junction."

Cleopatriot November 6, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Billie Jo, Betty Jo, Bobby Jo. Betty Jo was the youngest, the tomboy, who married first.

Terry November 6, 2012 at 1:30 pm

…and slopping those chopped meat sandwiches, too.

Lazy Media November 6, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Loose meat sandwiches. Steamed crumbled hamburger on a bun, with a pickle if you're daringI had one of those in Kansas once. ::shudder:: Midwesterners do not know what food is, or how to cook it.

BerkeleyBear November 6, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Covered hot dish libel!

But yeah, the loose meat thing I never got.

themcwow November 6, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Or when she grabbed her crotch on TV after being booed for her rendition of the National Anthem.

Grokenstein November 6, 2012 at 1:48 pm

I'm never going to forgive her for that obnoxious "Rosey & Buddy" cartoon of hers.

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Hooray for Jimmie and his first vote.
I'm wearing nothing more right now than a "I Voted" sticker. It's election day and why not.

boskolives November 6, 2012 at 1:28 pm

I think you'll need 3 to be legally covered in California, if you're in California. And the third one needs to be the correct one for carpet or hardwood floors. Depending on if you've flicked your bic. Recently. Also.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Oh, is that what the kids are calling the little man in the boat, now?

Close_Read November 6, 2012 at 1:48 pm

You prolly should go back and vote two more times to get two more stickers.

SigDeFlyinMonky November 6, 2012 at 2:07 pm

If your election lasts more than four hours, consult a poll worker.

Terry November 6, 2012 at 1:29 pm

I love the ear to ear smile on him!

ttommyunger November 6, 2012 at 2:17 pm

PIX or GTFO!

Guppy November 6, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Because it's November out there, that's why not!

Fred_Wertham_Jr November 6, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Just tell the kid that Rosanne Barr was a superb stand-up comedian. He doesn't need to know the rest.

Lascauxcaveman November 6, 2012 at 1:47 pm

She was funny, back when she was fresh. i think I remember Robin Williams that way, too. But that was the 1970s, and, you know, drugs.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 1:52 pm

*Everything's* funnier on drugs.

Spurning Beer November 6, 2012 at 2:33 pm

"My friend said to me, 'You knowwww, Roseannnnne, you're not very feminine.' I said, 'Suck my dick.'"

Gleem McShineys November 6, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Tell him that until Sarah Palin ruined it for everybody, shrill voices once were acceptable.

shelwood46 November 6, 2012 at 8:25 pm

The first few seasons of her show are excellent and really stand up. I still get misty at the one where Darlene writes a poem (actually written by Joss Whedon). Plus also too, young George Clooney.

boskolives November 6, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Installing more Porta potties might reduce the skid marks on skid row. Just saying…

DerrickWildcat November 6, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Is there a debate tonight?

Designer_Rants November 6, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Yes; Hannity and Billo will argue about how exactly the Dems stole the election. Starts tonight and goes on for the next 4 years.

Disassembly November 6, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Yes, between "it's a mandate!" and "the election was stolen by black panthers and illegal crackheads!"

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 1:38 pm

The media has already decided that Barry can NEVER HAZ a mandate because BLAH. Srsly. Politico opined at length that without a majority of the white male vote, there is no mandate. Although p'raps they mean man-date.

Disassembly November 6, 2012 at 1:47 pm

True. At least Obama won't stand at a podium tomorrow talking about how he has political capital and that he intends on spending it. Because no one would ever do that.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 1:53 pm

No. Nobody. Ever.

widestanceromance November 6, 2012 at 1:48 pm

3/5ths of a mandate is still 2/5ths short.

Chet Kincaid_ November 6, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Once again I applaud the sustained excellence of your Bit.

Incitefully_Joe November 6, 2012 at 1:38 pm

<a href="http://xkcd.com/1130/
">I don't know why my html tags are not tagging, I blame the Black Panthers.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 1:54 pm

1. You need to leave a space between the closing angle bracket and the next word.
2. You need to close your tag with a /a in angle brackets.

Incitefully_Joe November 6, 2012 at 2:03 pm

I definitely did that second thing, but the internets eated it.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 3:17 pm

ID must be glitchy again. Goddamned PoS commenting system ALWAYS fucks up when a body is at its fucking twitchiest.

Franknflower November 6, 2012 at 1:21 pm

All those picture are illegal, you know? To the guillotine!

Texan_Bulldog November 6, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Oh lord, I can't tell if that's a pro-Obama shirt or Tea Party Obama shirt.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 6, 2012 at 1:51 pm

I'm pretty sure a teabagger shirt would've had a Commie or Muslin flag behind Barry, so my guess is it's pro-Obama.

Designer_Rants November 6, 2012 at 1:22 pm

LOOK! They have White Black Panthers!

gullywompr November 6, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Revenge-y.

rickmaci November 6, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Panthers? I was hoping there might be some Cougars doing inspections where I voted.

Guppy November 6, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Don't tell Siegfried or Roy.

EatsBabyDingos November 6, 2012 at 1:22 pm

There's an election today? I thought my Japanese neighbor was just being friendly asking about our erections.

freakishlywrong November 6, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Fuck you, EatsBaby, I had to step outside.

SayItWithWookies November 6, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Don't hold it against him. Unless he asks politely, that is.

gullywompr November 6, 2012 at 1:22 pm

I guess it took him a little longer to cast his ballot. "SCHOENKOPF" must be a pretty hard name to write in…

Lionel[redacted]Esq November 6, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Obviously fake pictures, as there are no New Black Panthers beating up white people. Plus Black people having the right to vote. What's next, one of them being president?

T3rbo November 6, 2012 at 1:28 pm

No, there was a new black panther, in the first picture. The one with the white hat. He was the one standing at parade rest intimidating everyone else, with his black skin.

prommie November 6, 2012 at 1:23 pm

So does your precinct depend on which overpass you live under?

LesBontemps November 6, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Our son, next to him (FIRST TIME VOTER YALL), did not know who Roseanne Barr was.

So good parenting all around, then.

gullywompr November 6, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Huh. I thought "going downtown" was something else.

FakaktaSouth November 6, 2012 at 1:27 pm

You could tell your kid Roseanne is a MUCH better singer than Roms would ever be as President, and to feel good about not knowing what that means either. Yay young people, first time voting, and being way cuter than most. That is nice Ms Becs.

Chet Kincaid_ November 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Roseanne is a better singer than Meat Loaf, too, also, at this juncture.

Limeylizzie November 6, 2012 at 1:28 pm

I am wearing this crazy t-shirt I got in 08 , it looks very odd it says "Mr November " above a pic of Barry and it is a size medium and my tits are a size large so it garners some attention here in Harlem.

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Hubba-hubba! With votes!

Blueb4sinrise November 6, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Pics or……well…just pics please.

Geminisunmars November 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm

I'll bet it inspires quite a few voters, too.

Cleopatriot November 6, 2012 at 2:04 pm

I am wearing my "One House One Spouse Obama Biden 2008" t under my sensible sweater here at work.

ttommyunger November 6, 2012 at 2:19 pm

At the risk of being redundant…..PIX or GTFO!

Jukesgrrl November 6, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Glad you're here today.

Limeylizzie November 6, 2012 at 6:43 pm

Thanks baby, I am really freaked out.

Jukesgrrl November 6, 2012 at 7:09 pm

You and me both.I'm going to go and cook an actual dinner to keep me away from the TV.But I probably won't be able to eat it, my stomach's been in a knot for days.

Limeylizzie November 6, 2012 at 7:17 pm

My hands are shaking, I had to order Vietnamese couldn't stand to cook.

Terry November 6, 2012 at 1:28 pm

When I voted, I tried to show my work id (which was hanging around my neck on a lanyard) to the poll worker just so she could see the spelling of my last name (which isn't phonetically spelled by any stretch of the imagination), and she CLOSED HER EYES and said "DON'T show me that! We don't check ID's here!". Ok, but I'd spelled my last name for her twice and she wasn't understanding that the name Teresa doesn't always have an H in it. I know I'm not required to show it to her, but in this case it would have sped things up a bit.

Lascauxcaveman November 6, 2012 at 1:51 pm

It's VISA or Mastercard, pls. Ironically, we don't take American Express at the polls.

shelwood46 November 6, 2012 at 8:29 pm

That happened to me a few years ago in NJ. I flashed my drivers license for last name spelling and the poll workers recoiled like vampires seeing a cross.

Designer_Rants November 6, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Roseanne Barr wrote a pretty good pro-worker editorial about a year or so ago… and not bitter at all.

Goonemeritus November 6, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Welcome to the wonderful world of democracy young man. Remember this moment 50 years from now when you are all cynical and gnarled from year’s disappointment.

Guppy November 6, 2012 at 2:58 pm

More like 5.

Detesticle November 6, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Call me crazy, but I believe the children are our are future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside. Give them a sense of pride, to make it easier. Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm

CRAZY!

Sorry. I tend to take things literally when under stress.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 6, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Nice. But wrong blog.

Zango Crudmonger November 6, 2012 at 2:53 pm

Children's laughter reminds me I was enjoying a nice nap, until the damned laughter came along. Harumph.

LesBontemps November 6, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Looks like his mama. Votes like her, too, I bet.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Apple doesn't fall far from the COMMIE PINKO LIBERAL tree, is all I'm sayin'.

prommie November 6, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Oh hey, I just voted for myself, using my fancy-schmancy black panther-free electronical youtubes method of voting that Governor Sandwiches McFattypants instituted as an emergency measure here in hurricane-ravaged Joisey. I wrote myself in for City Council, just hoping to see myself reported among the results. There were no democrats on the ballot, but one guy's party was listed as "Litwin Rocks Manahawkin." His name was Litwin, of course. Apparently, he rocks that town!

FakaktaSouth November 6, 2012 at 1:37 pm

Wow, you and Joe on the same ballot! But I wish you would come up with a different name for that bitchass-blubbering-before-Bruce-at-the-benefit-bastard (who I have admittedly enjoyed IMMENSELY – get it? immensely? these last few days). I have told you how I feel about Sandwiches. Stop besmirching.

prommie November 6, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Umm, Governor Big Pussy?

LesBontemps November 6, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Governor Event Horizon? Jabba the Putz?

BlueMonkeh November 6, 2012 at 2:03 pm

My husband, daughter and I wrote in "Donkey Teeth" (props to Key & Peele) for all of the races that only had a repube candidate running. It felt good.

Guppy November 6, 2012 at 3:00 pm

It's a damn shame that all the wingnut unaffiliated candidates are always drawn to the presidency or statewide office and never for state and local stuff.

Jukesgrrl November 6, 2012 at 6:43 pm

In NJ is there a The Water Is Too Damn High Party?

Beowoof November 6, 2012 at 1:30 pm

No one is more proud than me that I have raised good little democrats who see republicans for who they are. Okay so it wasn't all me, their racist teabagger uncles helped them reach their conclusions on their own.

LesBontemps November 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm

I try to instill good Socialist values in my children, but they keep identifying themselves as Democrats. I blame their mother. And Obama.

weejee November 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Same here. Four votes for Bamz, actually 5 with the grand daughter added to the mix.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Y'all raised a fine crop, Weej, Les.

weejee November 6, 2012 at 2:21 pm

thnx MB

Geminisunmars November 6, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Of my three step children, two are even leftier than I am. The third and youngest is a raving rightwingnut. My poor husband is so ashamed, but whatcha gonna do when they are yours? I'm just glad I can claim no blood relation.

emmelemm November 6, 2012 at 1:44 pm

How does that HAPPEN?

(Seriously, I've always wondered about that. I mean, the siblings were raised by the same parents, in the same place, right?)

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Don't ask me. Mom was a Nazi (not literally, but close enough) and Dad was a pinko atheist, and they produced at least two Republicans, one lefty pinko, and one screaming fucking queen.

Geminisunmars November 6, 2012 at 2:03 pm

I have a lot of theories, as do the rest of the family. My pet theory is that I believe he is an undiagnosed dyslexic, and developed a chip on his shoulder about all these smarty-pants academic types who think they are so smart… That, and it is way to rebel and differentiate himself from his brothers and father.

It is really rather sad, in that he kept his daughter away from the rest of us, afeared that we would try to indoctrinate her. Fortunately she has a brain and seems to be making her own conclusions — which are opposite of his. You go, Girl!

emmelemm November 6, 2012 at 2:06 pm

That's not a bad theory.

Biff November 6, 2012 at 3:12 pm

My brother was a dyed in the wool union leftist until the day he died. My niece followed the family tradition, but my nephew is a right-wing fundie. You can't explain it…

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 1:57 pm

HAHAHA unintended consequences. Love 'em.

Close_Read November 6, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Awwww. He has that first-time voter glow.

elviouslyqueer November 6, 2012 at 1:38 pm

I prefer to think of it as the "I'm voting for the winner, muthafuckas" glow. Sort of like the glow I had this morning when I cast my very gay sparkly Democratic vote in very not gay dour pissy Republican Mississippi.

Jukesgrrl November 6, 2012 at 6:47 pm

Your sparkly vote might count extra-special much if we get into that damn area where we desperately need the general vote count to support the electoral vote. That's what I've been telling every Democrat I know who's not enthusiastic about voting in a red state.

Lazy Media November 6, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Damn punk kid, voting in a hoody. PULL YOUR PANTS UP, SONNY!

OK, you get off this time because of that squared-away haircut.

SayItWithWookies November 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Nobody that happy and enfranchised-looking should be allowed to vote. You have to suffer first.
And that's very sweet, Rebecca.

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm

When do they start counting??? I can't stand much more of this. (plus my bf is tired of getting texts at his office every 5 minutes)

Chet Kincaid_ November 6, 2012 at 1:40 pm

I believe 7 pm Eastern.

neiltheblaze November 6, 2012 at 1:41 pm

I've decided to cook something. I figure at least later on I'll have something to show for it all than just a bunch of chewed up carpet. I'm going to cook – then I'll go back to pacing.

Toomush_Infer November 6, 2012 at 1:57 pm

And what's wrong with carpet-munching?…..

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 2:00 pm

I would fucking cook if I could fucking stand up, but I can't so I'll sit here and post bitter snark on Teh Wonketz. (glower)

widestanceromance November 6, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Get better and we all hope you are fucking standing up soon.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Aw, thanks … er … hey! Waitaminnit! ISWYDT!

Biff November 6, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Any luck at your last doc's appointment?

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Nerve damage. Fortunately it's not permanent but the gait IS affected, so I wasn't imagining listing to one side. PT torture starts tomorrow. I'm very grateful it's still OK, but fuck if it doesn't hurt like fuck-all!

Guppy November 6, 2012 at 3:01 pm

That's what sexting is for.

Jus_Wonderin November 6, 2012 at 1:38 pm

I wore my brightest blue polo shirt today. Ha!

Lascauxcaveman November 6, 2012 at 1:56 pm

I like my polos the way I like my presidents: clean, sharp and black.

Jus_Wonderin November 6, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Most days, I like them like my hookers. Black and blue.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 4:47 pm

I'm'a have a word with CRE about his obsession with teh cannibal tendencies and his suspicions of ME. Clearly, you're the preferred suspect.

Jus_Wonderin November 6, 2012 at 4:50 pm

LOL. Some of the things I write here could get me in serious trouble.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 1:40 pm

AUGH.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 6, 2012 at 1:41 pm

I've noticed this about NYC poll workers, as well: alphabetical order is a real challenge.

Toomush_Infer November 6, 2012 at 1:43 pm

On the way to school today, I asked my 16 year old great nephew who lives with us, who I should vote for….."Who are the choices?" he asked….never underestimate Asbergers…..

CindynEncinitas November 6, 2012 at 1:44 pm

You had a child with Cory Booker???? WELL DONE, I say! Very nicely done!

Biel_ze_Bubba November 6, 2012 at 1:48 pm

My daughter voted for the first time as well. Didn't get to share it, 'cause she's at school with an absentee ballot, but it was pretty cool to see her name right above mine on the voter registration roll.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 2:02 pm

To The Devil, A Daughter. And I always thought it was made up. Congrats, Biely, the proud glow of parenthood emanates from your very pointy points!

BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 1:48 pm

More stories of voter suppression and fraud at Daily Kos.

Ugh. I don't recall the last election being like this – is this the norm?

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Yeah, they're rolling in all over. Everybody keep calm, sez Mr. President, and get out the vote.

CindynEncinitas November 6, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Am I in trouble? In which particular way do I suck today?

ManchuCandidate November 6, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Where are the armies of Old/New Black Panthers? Shouldn't they be demanding where the white voters at?

SorosBot November 6, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Look down to the earlier stories! He is back, standing outside a polling place, and Fox and most of the wingnut blogs are going apeshit.

ManchuCandidate November 6, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Opening doors for old ladies… the horror and racism of it all.

Jus_Wonderin November 6, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Rebecca, you don't look old enough to have a voting aged son. When did you birth that boy? At 12????

Geminisunmars November 6, 2012 at 1:53 pm

If I recall my Schoenkopf history correctly, the boy was thrust upon her at an early age. Fortunately, all turned out well.

Jus_Wonderin November 6, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Oh, my comment might be taken as rude. Hope it was not. I do hate to pry.

Geminisunmars November 6, 2012 at 2:09 pm

I'm sure she'll take it in the complimentary spirit in which it was intended. But I have to admit, I'm not all that confident about my memory. But it appears she raised him good, however he arrived.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Yeah, she raised a good, happy, healthy kid. No mean feat these days.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 4:50 pm

She's GOTTA be older than 30! Doesn't she? I mean she doesn't look it, sure, but she's GOTTA BEEEE! (hides Editrix fapping material)

Close_Read November 6, 2012 at 1:51 pm

So now that that's out of the way, please tell us you're planning to live blog the returns tonight? Pleez?

Maman November 6, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Adorable!

actor212 November 6, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Congratulations, Spawn of Editrix!

BumbleKid November 6, 2012 at 1:56 pm

This is precious! Proud mamas are the best kind of mamas.

winnyfranfran November 6, 2012 at 1:57 pm

That was beautiful! Sniff.

CommieDad November 6, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Congrats. Today my whole family (except the three year old) got a cold, and can barely move. I think it is a Republican plot to suppress the vote. Hah! I voted two weeks ago. Take that right-wing-virus and/or bacterial infection!

My mother in law is here helping. She has not voted yet, so I harass her every 10 minutes. She's starting to get a little mad.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Don't let up. You'll ALL be glad you didn't when you discover that you've RLY got Leaping Anthrax Leprosy Mu, and Obamacare is the only thing that will save your lives.

mosaickmind November 6, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Congrats to Wonkette jr! Did Mom's whip help you "get out the vote"?

AlterNewt November 6, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Meanwhile, 15 minutes north of skid row via the Pasadena freeway, I stood in line with Fran, an attractive 40ish blah lady who carries two IPhones, and Todd, who works for a PR firm, and has two Blackberries. This was fascinating for a minute and then both of these connected folks confessed their complete ignorance as to how they should vote on the important measures we have on the ballot. I let them copy my picks and they voted accordingly because why not? God Bless America.

415buzzard November 6, 2012 at 2:42 pm

I noticed the same thing up here in Librul Dirty Hippie Town. I've got friends emailing me asking what to vote yes/no on. CA better start educating people if they are going to continue to have 20 Propositions on the freaking ballot every year.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 4:53 pm

(kisses the little Newt on the head) Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

AlterNewt November 7, 2012 at 1:25 am

Aww…garshk.

ElPinche November 6, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Wha? When did Wonkette turn into a mommy blog??1!
Rebecca, I am sorry I said your son looks like the word monster David Weigel the other night; he most certainly does not. Your son looks very happy that he voted (he does have that "after-ballot glow" ) .

commiegirl99 November 6, 2012 at 3:05 pm

DAVE WEIGEL IS A CRAZY BITCH

ElPinche November 6, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Yes, he's Attila the Hun and David Lee Roth rolled into one.

Esteev November 6, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Vote early, vote often!

SchemeZ November 6, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Took my 11yr old. She saw how simple it was to vote with a paper ballot, felt-tip marker and optical scanner. Why is it so difficult in other states?

ttommyunger November 6, 2012 at 2:21 pm

You're lucky, Becca. My son says he is for R'Money, so I had to kneecap him, for votes, literally.

qwerty42 November 6, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Well, geeze, imagine the alphabetization problems if the name had been “Schönkopf”.

And a great job for the proud mamma.

HouseOfTheBlueLights November 6, 2012 at 2:26 pm

It is a sacred right of Mommies (especially commie mommies) to make a giant, embarrassing fuss and make sure every single person in line that your little girl/boy is VOTING FOR THE FIRST TIME OMG! My daughter finally kicked me out of line (as I had already voted), but fortunately the old dude next to her picked up the baton for me and continued to introduce her to everyone who joined the line, for 2 hours (Barack 1). Us commie parents stick together.

imissopus November 6, 2012 at 2:36 pm

And then you went home and he went back to napping on the couch, the end.

commiegirl99 November 6, 2012 at 3:03 pm

um, yeah.

Dr_Zoidberg November 6, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Oooh, he's cute! And, uh…of legal age, right?

OneYieldRegular November 6, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Wonderful! Was it as good for him as it was for Lena Dunham?

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Something tells me I lucked out with the Nazi fascist parent. (flees)

Jukesgrrl November 6, 2012 at 6:54 pm

Thanks so much for the pix, Rebecca. And congratulations to your handsome first-time voter.

widestanceromance November 6, 2012 at 1:52 pm

I don't know what I'd do with a p-ness that big.

Chet Kincaid_ November 6, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Excellent! Perhaps you can help out with the Timeline Project? We are trying to establish if Oliver and Lisa Douglas arrived in Hooterville before or after the Clampetts left for Beverly Hills. None of the crossovers line up correctly in the continuity unless we get this right!!

UW8316154 November 6, 2012 at 3:00 pm

/ glances up /

/ eyes widen /

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 3:14 pm

(Removes own tail & ears and hands them to widestance) Here. You win teh InterToobz today.

widestanceromance November 6, 2012 at 3:08 pm

/ jaw drops /

/ iknowrite? /

BerkeleyBear November 6, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Or the first Mr. Stevens on bewitched, right?

Biff November 6, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Aw, big hug. We're a pair to draw to, ain't we?Back to the voting. Good thing I early-voted over 2 weeks ago, because this morning I super-glued my voting fingers together. I can never get shit to stick together with that stuff, but this one time…

Jukesgrrl November 6, 2012 at 6:49 pm

Borg, I'm glad you finally have a diagnosis. Get well!

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 4:46 pm

(Hugs you fondly) You're the best, Biffster, if I do say so my ownself. And I do.

I do not believe you did that. Also, too, pix or GTFO.

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Hahaha. Of course, you make teh leeeetle joke, yes? (sidles slowly backwards out of room)

MittBorg November 6, 2012 at 7:04 pm

Thanks, sweetie. (Hugs you)

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