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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

My reliable teabagger pal tells me the latest theory making the rounds on wingnut email chains and rant-blogs goes something like this:

1. Blacks vote early 2. Exit polls will show Obama winning 3. Other blacks won't bother voting, because lazy (the ones who don't get up early, that is) 4. Hard-working Real Americans™ will vote after work (in wingnuttistan, they have jobs), and of course they're all for Romney, because they're Real Americans™. 5. Mitt wins!

Personally, I'm going with: Liberal, rational people are seriouly pissed at all this GOP assholery, and they're gonna vote come hell or high water.

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fuflans's avatar

seriously, if Candidate B gets elected i'[m moving to canada.

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