"Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party."So you know that huge terrifying black man we told you about, who is harassing old white ladies by opening the door for them? That’s called “voter intimidation,” and it’s practiced by minorities and the United Nations and tricky Democrats, because they don’t want to play by the rules, they can’t help it, they’re just awful people.

Far more awful, for example, than the upstanding Republicans of Allegheny County, Pa., who are so patriotic they showed up to polling places this morning to enforce laws that don’t even exist!

What’s all this about, Pittsburgh Tribune-Review?

An Allegheny County judge on Tuesday issued an order to halt electioneering outside a polling location in Homestead.

County officials received a complaint shortly before 10 a.m. Tuesday that Republicans outside a polling location on Maple Street in Homestead were stopping people outside the polls and asking for identification.

Wait, you mean strangers can’t just show up places and demand identification from people? I’m sorry, I thought this was America. They’re only trying to help! In Pennsylvania, they need photo IDs to vote, right?

voters need not show identification for this year’s election.

Ohh. So they’re just outside, scaring people away, because they don’t want them to vote, in the name of liberty. Buncha nice folks, they are, over there on Maple Street. WAY nicer than those other people, who show up with their berets and slam-dunking and leather gloves, to make sure people get to vote. Those guys are the worst.

[Tribune-Review via ThinkProgress]

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  • WVUer21

    Always glad to see my hometown make the news!

  • But they were White, right?

    • OneDollarJuana

      And their shirts: brown.

      • WhatTheHolyHeck

        Why do UPS drivers hate America?

        • Naked_Bunny

          They see a lot of it.

          • So many parcels… of hate.

          • Well, that makes sense. Familiarity breeds contempt, right?

    • mayor_quimby

      Did you mean White is Right? Because, yes.

    • The voters? Or the votees?

  • Lascauxcaveman

    They'd better be careful. Some of those voters they're trying to card may be packing 2nd Amendment remedies with them.

  • RomneysLogCabin

    Jesus fuck. What's next? Cavity searches?

    • BadKitty904

      I assume the Republicans' next move will be to burn the Reichstag…

      • sewollef

        Except you know what Marx said about repeating history, right?

        “History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.”

        • Esteev

          You know who else quotes Marx?

      • HogeyeGrex

        Too late.

        I kid. Sort of.

      • OneDollarJuana

        In Germany, of course. Following in the footsteps of their dear Decider by invading the wrong country.

      • Katydid

        Bill Kristol libel!

    • nounverb911

      Lindsey Graham might enjoy that.


    • ChrisM2011

      DON'T give them any ideas… *clenches buttocks*

    • Terry

      DNA analysis to prove northern European ancestry.

      • Generation[redacted]

        Thank you for specifying northern. We don't want this country to become like Greece!

        • Terry

          Or anywhere around the Mediterranean or, God forbid, the Irish.

    • SavageDrummer

      Reacharounds for Justice!

  • Not_So_Much

    This report needs way more tasing and pepper spray from those that were harassed.

    • bikerlaureate

      And way more arrests of the harassers.

  • Wadisay

    I hope the Dems send Mr T to Fairfax County, VA.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Your move, Arizona.

  • FlipFlopFuck

    The Pittsburgh Stealers.

  • freakishlywrong

    Dear Republicans, We don't want your country back.

    • BadKitty904

      Especially after defeating it in 1945…

  • pinkocommi

    Republicans are dicks. Republicans are asaholes. You can't explain it

    • freakishlywrong

      There's a joke in here about dicks going in to assholes, dicks coming out of assholes. Who can explain it?

    • Sure you can!

      The P-E-N-I-S goes in the anus, see, and…

      • Loch_Nessosaur

        That's going to be one of those things that ranks right up there with Bush getting the shoe thrown at him.

  • Fairtackle

    Not enough black panther to go around.

    • ph7

      Today, we are all Black Panthers, muthafucka

      • StillGoinGreen

        I looked it up in my official "Whitey Wannabe a Black Panther" manual, and it is "Muhfuckah".

  • Of course, the GOP has it that Dems tried to de-certify a bunch of kind old ladies…(Rich, check out Memeorandum, specifically Butt Rocket)

  • smellyal8tr

    Interestingly, those asking for ID were unwilling to provide their own dental records…well, they really didn't need to, since they only had the one tooth and all…

  • nounverb911

    Ver are your papers?

  • freakishlywrong

    $10,000 bet they were demanding to see birf certificates.

  • AlterNewt

    Probably just a misunderstanding.

  • Republicans to minorities: "Papers, please!"

    Do they not see the irony?

  • Loch_Nessosaur

    Why do you think they've been screaming voter intimidation/fraud for the last few months. They were just letting us know what they planned to do.

  • RedneckMuslin

    Has Romney forfeited yet? Has anybody heard anything?

    • Rumor has it Willard has booked the Ritz Carlton Grand Cayman for his concession speech.

  • gullywompr


  • Boojum

    White people intimidating voters? Unpossible!

  • SorosBot

    So this is why Mittens suddenly thinks he has a shot at winning Pennsylvania!

    • Dr. Nick Riviera

      I'm so freaked out right now. If I didn't have an exam in Equine nutrition tomorrow I'd take some happy pills wake up Friday to see how things turned out. Instead I find myself freaking out about the fact that Romney is winning this sample size of 3 voters.

  • Cicada

    I say we institute a rhythm test for the next election. If you can't do the electric slide, you clearly don't deserve to vote.

    • Dr. Nick Riviera

      If you don't say "mayo" is your favorite topping, you can't vote. If you have never shopped at Eddie Bauer, you can't vote. If you are a reasonable dancer, you can't vote.

  • BadKitty904

    I hope the patriotic Pennsylvanian voters "stood their ground" – in all possible senses…

  • vulpes82

    This is so unexpected. REPUBLICANS intimidating VOTERS! Unbelievable! I do believe I have the vapors! Someone fetch my smelling salts and fainting couch forthwith!

  • Jerri

    If I get through today without throwing up (before I drink a shitload of booze after work tonight that is), it will be a fucking Christmas miracle.

  • DocChaos

    My wife is so fired up she was hoping for someone to challenge her right to vote so she could cockpunch them. I told her that living in the Liberaltown neighborhood of Liberal City in the State of Solid Blue that it was probably not going to happen. She'll get over it.

    • BadKitty904

      Still, she gets a gold star for the thought… :0)

    • this is EXACTLY me. (rahm's old district in chicago AND i voted two weeks ago.)

      i am going out in a little while just to see if i can find some bagger trouble somewhere.

      • BadKitty904

        Give 'em hell!

      • LOL, I can see you putting on your studded black leather jacket and your boots with the knife that sticks out of the toe.

    • emmelemm

      the Liberaltown neighborhood of Liberal City in the State of Solid Blue

      We must be neighbors! The view is lovely from here.

      Actually, we're not neighbors because I'm in an all-mail ballot state, so there's simply no outlet for voter suppression or cockpunching voter suppressors.

    • IceCreamEmpress

      I'm the same way. Here in Cambridge, MA I will never get to have my Norma Rae moment.

    • She and I should join up with Dust Bowl and kick some ass!

  • ElPinche

    All of you are reverse racists!!!!11!!

    • We learned it from Obama!

      • ElPinche

        "I learned it from you dad!! I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!!"

  • I guess they're protecting democracy the same way they protected marriage — by leaving it to the drooling, incompetent hypocrites.

  • PsycWench

    I guess standing outside the polling areas asking people to pay their poll taxes in cash wasn't exactly legal either.

    • But at least it makes sense from a criminal perspective–you get some money and it is a lot easier than selling sub-prime mortgages or breaking into houses.

      • Naked_Bunny

        But selling sub-prime mortgages and breaking into houses aren't illegal (for banks).

    • Generation[redacted]

      As long as you studied for your citizenship test, you'll be okay!

  • YouBetcha

    They are lucky I am not in PA. I would not have reacted in a civilized manner if someone was doing that outside of my polling place. I'm not above making a grown man cry sad, shameful tears.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Yeah, a broken nose does hurt quite a bit.

    • YasserArraFeck

      A smack to the 'nads would certainly make me tear up

  • hagajim

    Instead to telling them to get lost they should throw their asses in jail – for a year or two. Why not, we toss people in jail for way less. Send a message of sorts to not screw with the voting process.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Four years and a day … just to be sure they don't do it again.

  • PeaceWithHonor

    Homestead? As in the Homestead Strike? Aw, poor rethugs miss their Pinkertons.

  • Beowoof

    Republicans are afraid of non-existent Democratic voter fraud, merely because they know it would get in the way of their elaborate plans to conduct voter fraud and intimidation.

    • BadKitty904

      A pretty obvious case of "Guilty speaks first."

    • YasserArraFeck

      Didn't want any Dems horning in on their action

  • sewollef

    Calm down you bunch of whine babies.

    They've already apologised if anyone was offended.

  • SorosBot

    And yep, I've checked the headlines over at a few of the wingnuttiest sites and it's all "NEW BLACK PANTHERS!!". All because of one guy, just standing there. They really are losing their minds.

  • smellypossum

    Snark off: Vote rigging, voting machine tampering, voter intimidatoin ALL should be considered treason as the goal of the tampering process is to install a regime not elected by the people.

    Choosing leaders to serve is an essential right and responsibility of citizens in the US. Impeding that right is a violation of civil rights. Anyone making ANY attempt to restrict that right should be arrested and put on trial for treason.

    fucking ignorant inbred crackers…

    And this:

  • Loch_Nessosaur

    This is also the reason why the Republicans have be screaming about the commies and the Soviet Union, they're just practicing.

  • neiltheblaze

    If this stuff happened in Venezuela or Burkina Faso we'd be all superior, tut-tutting about banana republics and Third World dictatorships.

    • BadKitty904

      Truly. Once again, the GOP has managed to shame America before the entire world.

    • BoroPrimorac

      The voting machines in Venezuela have a digital thumb print reader and their national IDs serve as voter registration cards. It is us who are backwards when it comes to elections.

      • Yeah, but Venezuela is a COMMIE DICTATORSHIP because the people elected a Prez that the 1% don't like.

  • LesBontemps

    This comment deleted because PsycWench was four minutes faster to the keyboard.

    • ttommyunger

      It's always more challenging after the all the low-hanging fruit has been picked. Go for it, you've got a good one in you, I know it.

  • The exchange between the Rethug harassers and the voters should be:

    Rethug: If you are going to vote I need to see some identification.

    Voter: Are you a police officer?

    Rethug: No, but…

    Voter: Fuck You, Asshole.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Followed by, "Officer, please remove this asshole."

  • FakaktaSouth

    Who the fuck do these people think they are, freedom fighters in charge of everyone all the time? I hate hate hate people like this, it makes me want to, um, vote all over them. But I already did that, so now I feel like swinging.

    I had to show ID twice today, once at the polling place and once to the nice police man who thought I was texting while driving – for once I was not and he let me go.

    • prommie

      And I am sure you were the high point of that cops day and he is on the radio now talking about the hottie he pulled over.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      "For once"???

      Bumper sticker you need to see:

      ****HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS****

    • BoroPrimorac

      That's just an excuse to check you out from up close. My girlfriend gets stopped so often for no apparent reason that she's thinking about buying a hijab.

    • ttommyunger

      You're prolly lucky that "Driving While Texting" is not an offense.

      • viennawoods13

        Heh. It is up here.

  • Goonemeritus

    Simple rules for voting, if confronted outside a polling place by anyone a simple FUCK YOU is the traditional response.

  • Meanwhile in Pennsylvania…

  • cousinitt

    What a bunch of acorns.

  • ElPinche

    OT: Free new Walnuts avatar pic :

    • Nostrildamus

      Put 'er there, Lindsey!

  • Katydid

    When fascism comes to America….&etc.

  • i bet this was my aunt and uncle.

  • cognachas4paws

    According to Fox, these people are the real patriots and really, isn't disenfranchising voters what America is all about?

  • An_Outhouse

    I posted this on an earlier thread but it appears a number of rightards are butt hurt because their 'poll watchers/workers' were ordered away from the poll locations in Philadelphis. Poor butt hurt ass holes.

    • cousinitt

      That black panther pic is priceless.

      • lingin

        It doesn't take too long to get to the racism in the comments. As a former Philly (and now suburban Philly voter) I wonder how many of these identified GOP Poll inspectors are state certified and how many are just loony right-wingers who just showed up to intimidate.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Those would be the ones demanding photo IDs from voters on the sidewalk? Fuck them… you don't need an ID to vote in PA.

  • Pittsburghers, help me out because it has been many years since I was in your fine city, but is not Homestead a majority-blah neighborhood?

  • Img & title text Extreme Win, Mr. Abdill.

  • Eve8Apples

    Isn't this your invitation to drop your pants and offer to dangle your "identification" in the mouth of the tea bagger?

    • cheetojeebus

      tea bagger : scrotum holster

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Those fucking GOP assholes really have turned the vote in PA into a circus. We can only hope that Obama supporters are so pissed off that they'll have more stamina and determination than the teatards who created the mess.

  • Naked_Bunny

    These are the same people who are butthurt about UN election observers.

  • Limeylizzie

    I saw some scary people outside a polling place in NYC

    • An_Outhouse

      You'll want to report that True the Vote. They have real live people waiting for your phone call. Info here:

      • Limeylizzie

        Those kids were so adorable, I asked them if they were for Mitt Romney and they looked appalled!

  • Limeylizzie

    The West Village's version of the New Black Panthers.

    • Naked_Bunny

      I see someone in the background ordering a gang hit. That's what gangs do, right? With phones. *whispers* Black gangs.

    • An_Outhouse


  • sayprettyplease

    Center City Philly aok!!

  • dinkybossetti

    Oh, how I wanted my commonwealth to not make this kind of news today! I voted first thing this morning, and aside from the fact that only people with last names starting with A through L appear to be voting, everything was fine at my polling place outside Philadelphia.

  • Esteev

    Thank you, Wonkette, for keeping me sane. While this may be Election Day, my patience is wearing thin. Facebook is a sewer. Already got into an argument about the scary beret wearing Blahhhs and, not surprisingly, those who disagree with the Black Panther Poll Party are the same that want voter ID laws.

    The irony hurts oh so much…

  • AddHomonym

    Yinz better not ask us for ID 'n'at or I'll make sure yinz get taken dahntahn! Go Stillers!

  • Yellerdawg

    I remember back in the bad old days when everyone in my town voted in the courthouse. On primary day, both parties had tables in the center foyer, then Democrats went down the left hallway and Republicans down the right hall to mark their ballots (no kidding). The halls were still being traversed by people doing business in the courthouse while all that was going on. Never once did I get out without more than one person walking behind me and commenting "I didn't know we had any Democrats in this county.", or "They still let Democrats in here?" I was never particularly intimidated, just amazed at people's audacity.

  • Wilcoxyz

    How much does the Front of the Line pass cost? Or do you just show your 1040.

  • There was a gentleman this morning at the polling place asking if he needed to show id to vote. I said, "No, this is still America". people laughed.

  • Close_Read

    I love how it says, ''voters need not show identification for THIS year’s election.'

    Just wait, Pennsylvania. Just wait.

  • MosesInvests

    Papieren, bitte!

    • AddHomonym

      Nein. Scheren!

  • ttommyunger

    As a young cop in KCMo I stopped to check out a car with a man sleeping in it on the Highway. When I finally got him awake and out of the vehicle, I asked him for I. D. I guess his name was Dick, 'cause that's what he produced without a word.

  • tigernole

    Republicans do this and it is deemed that they are only ensuring that the voting process is not tainted by ineligible voters and patriotic or some other hooha, Dems do this and it is voter intimidation, unpatriotic and treasonous.

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