WELCOME TO THE MACHINES  10:50 am November 6, 2012

Watch This Voting Machine Hilariously Refuse To Accept A Vote For Barack Obama (Probably Because It Is Racist)

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Ahem.

I initially selected Obama but Romney was highlighted. I assumed it was being picky so I deselected Romney and tried Obama again, this time more carefully, and still got Romney. Being a software developer, I immediately went into troubleshoot mode. I first thought the calibration was off and tried selecting Jill Stein to actually highlight Obama. Nope. Jill Stein was selected just fine. Next I deselected her and started at the top of Romney’s name and started tapping very closely together to find the ‘active areas’. From the top of Romney’s button down to the bottom of the black checkbox beside Obama’s name was all active for Romney. From the bottom of that same checkbox to the bottom of the Obama button (basically a small white sliver) is what let me choose Obama. Stein’s button was fine. All other buttons worked fine.

I asked the voters on either side of me if they had any problems and they reported they did not. I then called over a volunteer to have a look at it. She him hawed for a bit then calmly said “It’s nothing to worry about, everything will be OK.” and went back to what she was doing. I then recorded this video.

Fucking conspiracy theory loons.

 

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BadKitty904 November 6, 2012 at 10:53 am

This is the one thing I've feared the most.

Lascauxcaveman November 6, 2012 at 10:57 am

Touch screen voting should be banned. Do not like. Every state should do it like mine. You fill in the little circle with your black pen.

Why is this so hard?

Maman November 6, 2012 at 10:59 am

I have to connect two parts of an arrow.

Terry November 6, 2012 at 11:06 am

I still miss the big mechanical machines with a curtain and a handle that you swing into place.

Boojum November 6, 2012 at 12:13 pm

I loved those. Especially when it cut the head off of that chicken.

Ayn Rand Paul Tard November 6, 2012 at 12:17 pm

And that's why we now say 'He (or she) won by a bushel of chicken heads!'

boskolives November 6, 2012 at 11:07 am

Why's it gotta be a "black" pen, huh?

Gleem McShineys November 6, 2012 at 12:38 pm

The penis mightier.

actor212 November 6, 2012 at 11:10 am

Hey! Some of us have white "pens"!

RedStatePinko November 6, 2012 at 11:13 am

I want my purple finger!

comrad_darkness November 6, 2012 at 11:55 am

And them count select bundles by hand to make sure they were scanned accurately. At least the paper record is there, but it doesn't help if there is never a recount to verify they were counted correctly.

Fare la Volpe November 6, 2012 at 12:13 pm

In Tennessee you vote by sinking a birdie on a par 4.

Why no, we don't get a lot of poor, black, or women voters; why do you ask?

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 10:53 am

They sensed the estrogen and the voting machine had ways of shutting this thing down before you got to cast your girl vote. It's just old white men protecting us and stuff.

UW8316154 November 6, 2012 at 10:54 am

This makes me sick.

Geminisunmars November 6, 2012 at 11:40 am

Literally and figuratively.

Sharkey November 6, 2012 at 10:54 am

You need to punch it with your fist.

Anne_Athema November 6, 2012 at 11:05 am

And then punch Tagg.

Designer_Rants November 6, 2012 at 11:31 am

A sledge hammer may also work.

CommieLibunatic November 6, 2012 at 12:27 pm

DEMOCRAPUNCH

redarmyzombie November 6, 2012 at 5:11 pm

"LIBERTY KICK!"

Maman November 6, 2012 at 10:54 am

My father's response will be, "The Democrats do that too" ugh.

paxromanaclef November 6, 2012 at 11:01 am

If you ain't cheatin', you ain't winning your country back from black folk!

Anne_Athema November 6, 2012 at 11:07 am

This is what my husband says when I talk about the myriad of Repub voter fraud in the news of late. How did I marry this man?!

weejee November 6, 2012 at 10:54 am

Mrs. weejee has sharpened her pitchfork tines. We're ready

ph7 November 6, 2012 at 10:54 am

MittBott EV sequence activated.

Barbara_ November 6, 2012 at 10:55 am

The voting machines have automatic White-Out?

SayItWithWookies November 6, 2012 at 11:12 am

Actually, that was a White-In vote.

Mumbletypeg November 6, 2012 at 12:04 pm

You know who *else* tried to get away with White-In votes?…

SayItWithWookies November 6, 2012 at 12:48 pm

I've been trying to find a link to that Dave Chappelle skit where he's a KKK member, but it's apparently been scrubbed. Anyway — Dave Chappelle?

Mumbletypeg November 6, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Where he's blind and all that? Too bad! Answer = Acceptable

Mumbletypeg November 6, 2012 at 10:55 am

My message for voting machines across the country:

"BEEHAAAAVE YOURSELVES!"

red_kira November 6, 2012 at 10:55 am

I have no strength for snark. I am just straight gonna open a vein.

Fare la Volpe November 6, 2012 at 12:15 pm

open a vein

So how do you plan to commit suicide? Natural causes?

e_z November 6, 2012 at 10:55 am

Nothing to see here, move along.

Keyrist on a Krutch, third fucking world bullshit.

Goonemeritus November 6, 2012 at 10:55 am

Sweet Mother of the Baby Jebuss , I just hope there is a member of the New Black Panther Party close by who can kick that poll worker in their sorry ass and get them to do their job!

SnarkOff November 6, 2012 at 10:56 am

Ghost (of Breitbart) in the Machine.

Woodshedding November 6, 2012 at 10:56 am

Me too. If Obama wins despite the INCREDIBLE number of ways the GOP is stealing votes, it'll indicate he actually did get that 82% or whatever, even though the vote counts showed him as having maybe 1% more than fecking Zomney.

alteredimages November 6, 2012 at 11:00 am

He won't. It's full on reichstag-fire end of the democratic nation time.

hagajim November 6, 2012 at 10:56 am

Here we fucking go – again!

BoroPrimorac November 6, 2012 at 10:57 am

Think of all the old folks down here in Florida or Ohio or Pennsylvania who will not notice this discrepancy. Good times.

weejee November 6, 2012 at 10:57 am

Looks like that Pennsylvania touch-screen has a head cold and is feeling stuffy. That makes me feel stabby

gullywompr November 6, 2012 at 10:57 am

User error. RTFM.

elviouslyqueer November 6, 2012 at 10:57 am

I blame the (white) ghost in the machine, obvs.

MissTaken November 6, 2012 at 10:58 am

She him hawed for a bit then calmly said “It’s nothing to worry about, everything will be OK.” and went back to what she was doing.

Well that certainly makes me feel OK now.

Gleem McShineys November 6, 2012 at 12:47 pm

"Nothing to worry about, you voted for Romney with every button press! He thanks you!"

freakishlywrong November 6, 2012 at 10:58 am

Yeah, but, but Black Panthers!

Troubledog November 6, 2012 at 10:58 am

They made a digital butterfly ballot. Katherine Harris would be proud.

Schmannnity November 6, 2012 at 11:14 am

It would make her chest swell.

Boojum November 6, 2012 at 12:15 pm

Let's not go overboard.

Guppy November 6, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Why not? It's not like she'd sink.

BarackMyWorld November 6, 2012 at 10:58 am

Did this happen in Ohio? Because I bet it happened in Ohio. Or Florida. But probably Ohio.

actor212 November 6, 2012 at 11:28 am

Central PA, if the YouTubers ID is any indication

BarackMyWorld November 6, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Central PA? Is that near Columbus?

clecinosu November 6, 2012 at 6:17 pm

Those voting machines are the ones used in my precinct in Ohio. That's another reason why I voted early — and on PAPER.

freakishlywrong November 6, 2012 at 10:58 am

Pilfering fuckers. Not this time.

alteredimages November 6, 2012 at 11:07 am

If i thought the Obama campaign could or would fight against this… But i don't.

SayItWithWookies November 6, 2012 at 10:59 am

No shit — like last week when I kept hitting "Sunny" on the weather machine, all it would register was "Hurricane."

Mumbletypeg November 6, 2012 at 11:13 am

And it looked *so* sunny out the other day, you thought you'd make use of it to go rake some leaves.. but then that old howlin' wind kicked up and mocked your efforts, eh? Stinkin' bully, that weather is!

ph7 November 6, 2012 at 10:59 am

The machine also simultaneously transferred your 401(k) balance to an anonymous account in the Grand Caymans.

GunToting[Redacted] November 6, 2012 at 12:20 pm

My pocket change!

Mumbletypeg November 6, 2012 at 10:59 am

"Excuse me Nice Poll Worker could you assist me to exercise my Constitutional right, with [actual] votes?"

ibwilliamsi November 6, 2012 at 11:02 am

Hmm…. You're doing fine. It shouldn't be a problem.

Mumbletypeg November 6, 2012 at 11:07 am

To his credit.. The contributor of this story wanted to "troubleshoot" with votes.
Grateful here that he at least *shot* a video of the ordeal for us to appreciate, too.

Toomush_Infer November 6, 2012 at 11:00 am

So, I'm curious – what did you do next?…

Lazy Media November 6, 2012 at 11:00 am

That looks like a bad terminal. I'd be curious to see if the same thing happened on other pages of the ballot.

Boojum November 6, 2012 at 12:17 pm

He tested, I think. Nope.

CrunchyKnee November 6, 2012 at 11:00 am

Dennis Ritchie is rolling over in his grave.

Serolf_Divad November 6, 2012 at 11:00 am

What the fuck?! I mean, really, they couldn't take the time to calibrate the fucking touch screen before putting it on the floor? Nice.

Mumbletypeg November 6, 2012 at 11:04 am

I am fisting this cause it is so adorable 'hearing' it coming from Bertie Russell's elegant snowy-locks head

Designer_Rants November 6, 2012 at 11:35 am

I don't think it's a calibration issue, it's someone who set up the GUI and they drew a rectangle for BO's button that is treasonously small and a rectangle for Mittens that overlaps OB's button. I used to do this as a job (Graphical User Interfaces). This is sloppy.

edit: the "rectangles" I write of are invisible.

Boojum November 6, 2012 at 12:18 pm

They are named "Harvey".

bobbert November 6, 2012 at 1:40 pm

No, I think they "calibrated" it just the way they wanted it.

alteredimages November 6, 2012 at 11:00 am

Game over, democracy, game over!

memzilla November 6, 2012 at 11:01 am

So, you couldn't get the pod bay doors to open at first until you "persuaded" the computer to do it?

ph7 November 6, 2012 at 11:04 am

I'm sorry, 47%er. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Joshua Norton November 6, 2012 at 11:01 am

“It’s nothing to worry about, everything will be OK.”

You vote for Obama, the machine votes for Romney. You can't explain that.

RomneysLogCabin November 6, 2012 at 11:01 am

I don't condone hacking, but we could use LuLz Sec or Anonymous to come through and give Barry 99% of the nationwide popular vote.

ibwilliamsi November 6, 2012 at 11:02 am

These would be the voting machines that Mitt owns through Tagg's "shell corporation"?

Anne_Athema November 6, 2012 at 11:02 am

Holy fucking Homer Simpson, Batman… er, Rebecca!

I hope you contacted your state/local FBI branch toute suite, baby.
Very frightening to think that many would possibly not notice. Or care.

This shit freaks me out so much (seriously, I live in fear today of a stolen election because of these electronic machines) that even though I used a paper ballot, I still took a picture of it with my cell phone.

(adjusts tin-foil hat)

fuflans November 6, 2012 at 11:03 am

does anyone know of any 'day of' activities (besides voting obv)? i'm spoiling for a fight (with votes!) with a bagger, but i'm in IL…

tessiee November 6, 2012 at 11:04 am

Assume democracy dead.

alteredimages November 6, 2012 at 1:34 pm

I'm voting, but if Mittens cheats and wins, never again. I won't have votes against the GOP counted as votes for them. Voting thereafter wil be even more of a charade than it was before.

memzilla November 6, 2012 at 11:04 am

How about a new law that says for every time a computerized voting machine fu**s up, the C-suite of the manufacturer loses $10,000 in pay?

alteredimages November 6, 2012 at 11:09 am

It'd die before it hit the floor. Sigh.

smokingood November 6, 2012 at 12:09 pm

How about prison? I'd settle for prison.

GunToting[Redacted] November 6, 2012 at 12:22 pm

And what are we using to verify the fuckup?

boskolives November 6, 2012 at 11:06 am

And the name of the candidate who has a son that owns a company that provides electronic and easy to tamper voting machines is………..
Crap, I just remembered that Obama doesn't have a son, so I guess the choice got easier.

alteredimages November 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm

You think Obama's concession speech will be as weakwilled and pathetic as Kerry's was? Especially since Kerry's came minutes after Edwards promised to fight in the "tossup" states?

Lucidamente1 November 6, 2012 at 11:06 am

The software must have the anti-blah filter installed.

delaney_blom November 6, 2012 at 11:08 am

Voter: Cast ballot for Barack Obama
Voting Machine: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

SkinnyNerd November 6, 2012 at 11:09 am

Hi Democrats. This is how I feel every time I vote for Jill or Ralph. Welcome to my world of hopeless despair. You get used to it after a while. A sense of forlorn desolate ennui befalls you every election day. "Oh, this again. I suppose my vote matters." Sometimes the television will show that small little number next to the Green's name. It inspires a feeling of euphoria, however short lived. Here's to spending the night endlessly hoping a state, nay, a county gets colored green by accident. Good luck to you Dems, I wish you well.

Designer_Rants November 6, 2012 at 11:40 am

Look, we're talking about presidential politics fraud here, not unicorns and 3rd party presidencies and other such things.

SkinnyNerd November 6, 2012 at 12:39 pm

Sense of humor much, dude? That is a high horse you rode in on there, sir. You are right, we are talking about presidential politics fraud here. And there is no bigger fraud than limiting a nation to two corporate controlled choices. You want to talk fraud? How about a party that keeps asking for more and more from its voters but keeps offering back less and less every presidential election cycle? Four years ago we were promised we'd get the banksters (yet Republican Reagan got more – 1,000 more to be precise and there was far more crime committed this time – and we cannot blame this on Congress, it is an executive branch power), we'd close Guantanamo (yet we sent prisoners to Bagram – far far worse than Guantanamo), we were promised civil liberties (yet we got NDAA), we were promised an end to NAFTA (yet we got the TPP – NAFTA on steroids). Drones, kill lists, etc. Yeah, you are voting for a real stand up guy. And if it were not for Biden, same sex marriage would go by the wayside as well. I sure hope the Democrats do not also become the party of telling people to get lost if they are different (diversity is still on the platform right?) because that would be one more step in the Republican direction. You may be fine with our party going further and further to the right every year but I am not, and chose to parlay it with a weak attempt at humor. If my best shot at getting my party back is placing a horn on a horse, I guess I do not have much of a choice but to imagine a world full of colorful horny horses.

Toomush_Infer November 6, 2012 at 1:17 pm

tempis fugit frayed much?…

Boojum November 6, 2012 at 12:20 pm

You know this going in. It isn't fraud, it's just fringe.

freakishlywrong November 6, 2012 at 11:09 am

Fuck, at this rate, we'll re-elect Dubya.

actor212 November 6, 2012 at 11:09 am

Aw, man! Does this mean Pat Buchanan is going to be President?

Lazy Media November 6, 2012 at 11:10 am

Speaking of Diebold hacks. I had a low-paid flunky job for Diebold when they first implemented those machines in Georgia, teaching technophobe old poll workers how to use them, and I wasn't sure exactly how you'd rig them. It's a dumb terminal customized for each election by an electronic ballot card, and it keeps a paper trail of total votes cast (not individual ballots, but the day's tally). Those paper records at each polling place are bounced against the electronic tallies sent to the county central voting offices. So in order to hack it, you'd have to physically alter each terminal, or the ballot cards. I mean, it's not impossible, but it would need to be a pretty widespread conspiracy within a company of low-paid drones who mostly aren't Republicans, which makes me think it doesn' t happen.

This just looks like a buggy terminal; if they were going to steal votes, they'd just make it record an Obama vote as a Romney vote, without the voter seeing it.

FlipFlopFuck November 6, 2012 at 11:18 am

“It’s nothing to worry about, everything will be OK.”

Lazy Media November 6, 2012 at 12:43 pm

I'm perfectly willing to be startled, but I need some technical explanation of HOW the bad people would do bad things. Don't have it yet.

bobbert November 6, 2012 at 2:02 pm

See Designer_Rants on GUI layout above.

The thing is, IF somebody did fuss with the software in such a way, they definitely wouldn't do it on every machine. If it appears random, it's much less likely to attract attention (see, poll worker in story).

Now, the behavior described in the article could easily be a touch-screen calibration issue, so it doesn't bother me a whole lot. The response of the poll worker bothers me much more.

starfanglednut November 6, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Thanks. That reassures me. No snark.

imissopus November 6, 2012 at 12:44 pm

There was a pretty good story on The Awl yesterday about why a lot of the voting machine conspiracy stuff is pretty ridiculous.

actor212 November 6, 2012 at 11:12 am

Not for nothing, but did the guy try the big friendly button up top that allows you to vote a straight Democratic ticket?

MegPasadena November 6, 2012 at 12:05 pm

It depends on the state. In one of Rachel Maddow's reports she said in some states you still need to select the President separately even you pick the straight Democratic ticket. That button only works with local offices. Very trickery.

T3rbo November 6, 2012 at 11:13 am

Two things, both of extreme importance and insight
1)Is anyone going to get anything done today at work? All I am going to do is troll around the internetz for election news. Over and over and over and over.

2)This alleged election seems to be like the Tour de France, circa 2004. Everyone is cheating, but only the best and least obvious cheater will win, so the bicycle race and election that surrounds the cheating is irrelevant. The people doing the real hard work of competition are the chemists and doctors working behind the scenes (Carl Rove vs Who knows in Chicago). Yes, you don't get to the Tour or to a national election by being a talentless bum, but once you get there, competition between teams of expert cheaters determines who wins and who loses. A contest becomes a farce when it is obvious that all of the competitors are cheating. I wish I didn't have to secretly hope that my guy is able to cheat as effectively as the other guy.

prommie November 6, 2012 at 11:23 am

I am with you WRT work. But then again, I always am.

Boojum November 6, 2012 at 12:24 pm

I'm home sick, waiting for Rebecca to bring me a big bowl of homemade chicken soup, so I will get nothing done.

Of course, I won't get soup, either.

BoroPrimorac November 6, 2012 at 11:13 am

That machine is trying to look out for this country's freedoms and our second amendment rights.

cheetojeebus November 6, 2012 at 11:14 am

Where is Travis Bickle when you need him?

ph7 November 6, 2012 at 11:18 am

Will Rupert Pupkin do?

CindynEncinitas November 6, 2012 at 11:15 am

Start the pyroclastics and blast the Baba O'Reilly. The Repugs are pulling out all the stops to steal this one. Like we couldn't have predicted that. I am on my knees praying real hard and the only thing that seems to help is FiveThirtyEight.

Geminisunmars November 6, 2012 at 11:58 am

538 – my drug of choice.

CindynEncinitas November 6, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Since they pulled 714s from the market…

Generation[redacted] November 6, 2012 at 11:17 am

User error. Software performing to spec. Ticket closed.

Misty Malarky November 6, 2012 at 11:18 am

Romneybot 2012: "All your bases are belong to us. Ha ha ha."

StillGoinGreen November 6, 2012 at 11:20 am

Here in Texas, you get a whoopie cushion "fart" sound every time you select a democrat on your electronic ballot – and when you try to submit, you get the Pack Man "Game Over" sound.

DaniloTifoso November 6, 2012 at 11:21 am

Karl Rove would be (read: IS) so proud!

Jerri November 6, 2012 at 11:21 am

Eeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh. I knew I should have packed Mylanta and whiskey for lunch today.

Jus_Wonderin November 6, 2012 at 11:21 am
Joshua Norton November 6, 2012 at 11:21 am

Did you try rebooting your machine? That's usually the first thing Tech Support asks me.

a_pink_poodle November 6, 2012 at 11:22 am

He voted more than once! Well since he voted multiple times for Romney, we'll let it slide this time…

subsum November 6, 2012 at 11:22 am

If you encounter a problem with a voting machine, get out of the voting booth, call on the people running the polling station and speak up. Say something. Getting things on YouTube is good but you need to make sure officials know about this. It could be as simple as a defective screen or it could be something worse. In any case, please speak up. Make sure those around you hear about it. That's the only way we can address these issues.

GeorgiaBurning November 6, 2012 at 11:23 am

Thanks for reminding me to bring the camera phone

tessiee November 6, 2012 at 11:30 am

My email to the United States Attorney General and Department of Justice:

"To the Person(s) Concerned:
I am contacting you because I have grave concerns about the upcoming election tomorrow.
The irregularities I have heard and read about are too many to list in detail, but they include Mitt Romney's son having partial ownership of voting machines in Ohio (swing state) (which surely must constitute a conflict of interest), illegal destruction of paper ballots in Virginia (swing state) by a Republican staffer, and Governor Rick Scott's interference with citizens' access to voting places in Florida (swing state).

tessiee November 6, 2012 at 11:30 am

Part 2

I believe that Americans' right to vote is an essential part of democracy, and should be unhampered; and that everyone's vote should be counted accurately. I am sure that the Department of Justice is aware of all the issues surrounding voting access and vote counts in this election, but I would like to respectfully request that you make the utmost effort to ensure that Americans are fully, freely, and fairly represented, and to zealously pursue the resolution of any irregularities that may occur.
Thank you for allowing me to express my concerns in this urgent matter."

I sent this yesterday afternoon. Anybody who wants to use this, in part or in its entirety, has my permission.

Geminisunmars November 6, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Bravo.

DixvilleCrotch November 6, 2012 at 11:34 am

His fingers are not the right girth.

kyeshinka November 6, 2012 at 11:39 am

Thankfully the trap door underneath you didn't open when you tried to vote democrat. That's why I straddle the voting desk.

ttommyunger November 6, 2012 at 11:39 am

This is why I vote absentee in Georgia, not that my ballot will ever see the light of day from the bottom of that dumpster behind the government complex.

Geminisunmars November 6, 2012 at 12:02 pm

At least you don't have to see the theft in progress.

ttommyunger November 6, 2012 at 12:05 pm

True. That would be maddening.

Monsieur_Grumpe November 6, 2012 at 11:48 am

Holy Crap! You would think that the volunteers would shut that machine down immediately and show some concern. That video needs to be circulated now.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 6, 2012 at 11:55 am

It has all day to get noticed.

MinAgain November 6, 2012 at 11:48 am

Skynet, is that you?

outragedcitizen November 6, 2012 at 12:02 pm

Even though I live in the Democratic bastion of Maryland, when I finally got to the voting machines this morning, (even longer line then in 2008), and saw "Diebolt" on the back of the machines, I got a sick feeling in my stomach.

tessiee November 6, 2012 at 5:41 pm

Romney and Ryan should be die-bold with a rusty razor.

Disassembly November 6, 2012 at 12:05 pm

Clearly the problem here is letting voters bring their phones to the machine.

Gleem McShineys November 6, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Exactly! This kind of problem happened in Guantanamo as well!

Voters are going to be confused by such confounding images, so we should eliminate such things. Perhaps a civil protection force, wearing some recognizable uniforms of, oh, I dunno, brown shirts, could carefully guarantee the elimination of such sources of voter confusion?

anniegetyerfun November 6, 2012 at 12:05 pm

See, a REAL software developer would have found a way to describe this as a feature, not a bug.

savethispatient November 6, 2012 at 1:11 pm

To paraphrase something I saw recently:
1. It's not happening for me
2. Are you doing it right?
3. That's impossible
4. Well.. that shouldn't happen
5. Ooh, that's weird
6. Close error report as "Will not fix"

Rosie_Scenario November 6, 2012 at 12:06 pm

I saw this on The Simpsons. Life imitates art.

LibrarianX November 6, 2012 at 12:09 pm

"Nothing to worry about"? Do you know how many germs there are on that screen??

UW8316154 November 6, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Pundits are already calling it for Mitt. Tagg must have already told them the results.

savethispatient November 6, 2012 at 1:07 pm

People had just voted for Obama so much on it, that part of the screen had worn out!

Remind me what's wrong with a paper ballot again?

Guppy November 6, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Surprised this hasn't been posted yet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aBaX9GPSaQ

Nostrildamus November 6, 2012 at 2:12 pm

This clearly needs serious investigation, but I'd point out that the user gets pretty good feedback that the wrong result is recorded. If I were trying to bugger the software, I would simply change the internal tally rather than the display, so no one would be the wiser.

Caveat: There might be some sort of internal encoding to the voting record that makes it difficult to mismatch the vote and its visual display. Any Wonkette coders care to comment?

goat_thrower November 6, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Everyone knows that an elaborate handshake and fist bump combination is required to vote for a black president.

scionkirk November 6, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Or a pop up screen that says 'You KNOW he's a NEGRO, right?'

alteredimages November 6, 2012 at 4:45 pm

On our machines, which do have a paper receipt, the Prez candiates went Romney, green, socialist, communist, whatever, whatever, Obama.

tessiee November 6, 2012 at 5:35 pm
tessiee November 6, 2012 at 5:38 pm

Hey, you guys, remember when this was funny? You know, before it became a documentary?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aBaX9GPSaQ

tessiee November 6, 2012 at 5:55 pm

I'm not surprised — disgusted, but not surprised — since we all knew that Republicans will cheat, lie, and steal to get their way.

What I do find really upsetting and infuriating is that the people who were in a position to prevent this from happening stood by and did nothing. They knew about the paper ballots in Virginia. They knew about Romney's son owning stock in Diebold. Hell, they knew about this in 2004! Was anything done to prevent it? Was anything done to protect our rights? Was anything done about any of it?

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