Former half-term GILF and current Facebook celebrity Sarah Palin thinks Barack Obama is a very bad man. What did the Kenyan Usurper do this time? He said “Voting is the best revenge.” As you can imagine, this is the biggest threat the Republic has ever known except for that one time some New Black Panthers held the door to the polling place open for an old white lady.
You know what they always say: first they get their revenge “with votes,” and the next thing you know it is an appointment with Mme. Guillotine. Why does Barack Obama want to cut the heads off all the Republicans, by voting? INPEACH!
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Remember the Klingon proverb that said: "Voting is a dish that is best served cold"?
It is very cold in space.Kahn.
How very, very…improbable.
Really? Because I prefer mine barbecued.
If you go to a Korean restaurant, there's no reason you can't have both.
You can't appreciate Fox News until you hear it in the original Klingon.
Probably the only way they could apply a veneer of honor…
So true! Most of what they say looses something in the translation.
Who?
Her. Again.
I refuse to know who that is.
WHEN WILL THIS IRRELEVANT NOBODY DISAPPEAR???
Damn, Rebecca, you have the blog pedal to the metal!!
Obligatory: "STFU, Sarah Palin!"
The shrill sound of failure and the acrid smell of despair…
Shrill and despairing on Fox, crazy in the sack? Sorry, Sarah, you don't do it for me any more…
That's what that smell is? I thought it was hot garbage and something that died under the porch a couple weeks ago. Thanks! You saved me some serious crawlspace time.
Smells like burning resistors.
No, that's her Moose~Knuckle parfum
These folks are whistling past the graveyard and it's becoming obvious that they know it…
and here I thought that smell was aborted fetuses
Let them eat muktuk.
Robespierre is that slutty see-through thing that Todd bought for her from Fredericks of Hollywood. They had an ad in the back "Let's Go Kill Some Stuff!" magazine.
Robespierre and Obama are mutually fungible
Well he IS history's greatest monster and stuff (Bamz, not Robespierre)
Geeze, even Fox news seems to be getting tired of her. Hannity looks fairly patronizing in that screen capture.
My thoughts exactly. Were I able to play the vid, I'd hope to see the same thing live-action. Maybe someone who's not blocked-access will share / verify his expression of skepticism.
I sat through this unbearably long clip, in the name of research, for you…they really only only had the side by side when he was talking and took him off camera when she was actually talking. Probably for this very reason. His expression was basically unchanged throughout his camera time.
Well at least it's the black panthers,and not the Pink Panthers.Those guys are off the chain.
You have to have at least _three years_ of jazz tap to join them. They're hardcore. You don't cross them.
I dunno, I'm all about their "Dead Ant" platform
Deadant, dead ant, dead ant, deadantdeadantdeadant, dead annnnnnnnnnnnnt, deadant.
Adam Ant?
Well, I have to admit, I don't know who ROBESPIERRE is and couldn't spell his name on my own if you held a gun on me, but I know who Palin and Insannity are and what they are; so I've got that going for me, which is nice.
Well, I have to admit, I don't know who ROBESPIERRE is…
Yeh, sure you do. His full name is:
Maximilien François Marie Isidore de Robespierre Cheney.
Got it now?
Kin to Douchbag Asshole Murdering Liar Rumfeld, right?
See…. I KNEW you'd remember!
'Course I'm being a bit disingenuous, since Robespierre started out with the right idea [ie. executing the king and all the French aristocracy -- except himself of course].
But he went off the rails a little towards the end…. and that's exactly like Cheney.
Everyone knows that living well is the best revenge. Doesn't she Fb edict that or Tweet it?
And Sarah's 96 pound body and balding head is such evidence of that.
The girl does know her French bathrobe designers, you have to give her that.
And hers is a custom bathrobe with a secret crack pipe pocket and the label reads, "Roguespierre" because she's special.
Revenge against YOU, Sarah and Sean.
Revenge. against. you.
Revenge for calumny, character assassination and the abasement of the level of political discourse that is the recrudescent excrescence of you and your ilk.
Despite her bitchy irrelevance, I still think that deep down inside that she still really wants to ride Barry like a pony and do things to him that would make her porno doppelganger Lisa Ann blush with shame.
But don't we all?
Yep
Man on man, the slow-witted cuntyness just never stops with this one.
Is she having problems keeping her eyes open, or what. She must be coming down from that meth high.
Shouldn't she be driving her daughters to Lamaze class* or something important right now?
She was, but saw a dollar bill floating across the highway.
"Class" sounds awful elitist.
Or at least changing the drip pan under them?
That's the way to start election day.
Coffee duly snorted onto keyboard.
Lamaze is for socialists.
Yeah, demerol isn't good enough for you fancy pants hippies???
Sounds suspiciously French. Here in America, we have "freedom breathing"classes. USA! USA! USA!
Do you still need the baby birthing class after 15 births?
Now you've got me thinking of that scene from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, where the baby just falls out while mum(Terry Jones) is doing the dishes.
MUM: Ohh, get that, would you, Deirdre?
This crap has defined the Romney campaign. Take a quote out of context, distort it, and pretend like Obama said something completely different from what he said.
Tens of millions of voters think that's perfectly reasonable.
This is great news! for Mitch "Napoleon" Daniels!
Wait… we can vote to cut heads off now? AWESOME!
What do these derp thinkers, these poopyheaded pundits like Hannity, Limbaugh, and Beck have in common? No higher ed parchments. Just sayin'.
Sarah has SIX! SIX SKULES ID cards!!
Which barely got her over the bar to be a teevee sportzcaster.
In a market where one of the qualifications was "still breathing"
But, but, Hannity and Limbaugh are former sportscasters. If you can't take your political advise from a sports talk show, the country is doomed.
KEITH OLBERMAN LIBE——
Wait, what? Oh. Nevermind.
I'm proud to say I voted this morning. Against love of country, apparently.
i am sincerely hoping after today you can retire your avatar.
Before you vote, dig two graves.
Only two??!!?!!
She gives me Erection Intimidation.
Electile disfunction? Talk to your doctor- or Dr. Biden…
If Obama wins, he is going to take our guillotines away!
….makes note to form NGA- PAC.
"Robespierre. He made that gown I wore to the convention, right?"
Or that inauguration you didn't get to go to, because you LOST.
Obama is just complying with Wonkette comment guidelines. We don't want to send him to Japan like Jack Stueff.
Hannity themes tomorrow:
1. Voter fraud made the difference
2. Ro-mentum was gonna get 'er dun until the weather (HAARP?) intervened
3. The responsible thing for the House to do is to go off the fiscal cliff AND default on the national debt.
4. Buy gold and ammo.
5. Buy Wonkette tees and tanks. Lotsa tanks.
6. New Black Pantherz!!!! Duh.
7, Also, too, also: Mittens was an evil rhino librul. As were Akin, Mourdock, etc. If we had run TRUE conservatives, we'd have 100% control of everything, all the time. Because all Murika is totes wingnutville, Except those fake parts that aren't
8. Only because the lamestream media buried the Benghazi story! We're the only one's who covered it! Just like with Bill Ayers and Rev. Wright!
Crystal meth is a hell of a drug!
I'm planning on stabbing people – with votes! – in their bathtubs like Charlotte Corday.
Even zombie Marat cheers for that!
Vote for Pedro.
Edit – It just occured to me how much the current election and Napoleon Dynamite have in common: bitchy, establishment white Mormom running against a (possibly illegal) brown, who manages to mobilize the under-class to stand up against bullying, rich snobs.
Barry => Pedro
Mitt => Summer Wheatley
Dude, I tried to watch all of that but it's just not possible.
The screen capture says wind gusts up to 55 mph. And that's inside her head.
Granny Palin also gave her "surprise" endorsement of Mittens, yesterday—as did Melissa Joan Hart. Add in Stacey Dash's earlier vote and I see Mittens has the coveted has been, D-Lister, attractive after the make up ladies spend 3 hours on them demo totes locked up!
Oh, bonu boints: I'm sure Rick(y) Schroeder will vote R&R, also, too!
Melissa Joan Hart is married to one of them "Christian Rock" fellas that never sells any records but seems to have a career anyway.
Um, Sarah … how many books about the French Revolution have you read?
Um, Sarah … how many books
about the French Revolutionhave you read?Fixed.
All of them, Katie.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice try, GOTCHA MEDIA!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1111111111111111!!
Quick, Sarah: Spell "antithesis."
We'll wait.
Sarah may not know who Robespierre is, but she's pretty sure it has something to do with "Robespierre to pay Paul."
Or she thinks that Robespierre was a French bank robber. I wonder which one of the 5 Community Colleges she went to didn't cover this…
Unpossible to watch.
I think that is only the automatic guillotines. But, yes.
The dog on the porch always barks the loudest.
And has the most fleas.
The dog under the porch always farts the loudest.
Talleyrand was a flip-flopper.
Sarah Palin: "WORRRRRRRRRRD SALLLLLLLLLLLLLAD."
of the salmonella variety. Poopyhead is poopy.
I read my ballot carefully I didn’t notice Sarah’s name anywhere on it. It occurs to me she might have cynically decided to cash in rather than actually work for her beliefs.
Hannity kind of looks like Danton, if Danton had been a retard.
Aux armes, citoyens! (I've been waiting a long time for a chance to say that!)
You all realize that it doesn't end here and that if Rmoney loses today the corporate media will immediately go into horse race mode tomorrow driving us all nuts over who the next wingnut candidate for president will be don't you? Well DON'T YOU!!?
Can we be officially done with her now?
Robespierre was a duly elected member of the legislature, appointed pursuant to a Bill passed by the legislature to head a special committee to exercise the power of the executive during the crisis. All very regular and proper in procedure and legality. People have no fucking clue what the French Revolution was.
And the Committee for Public Safety was a precursor to the Department for Homeland Security.
like syria: messy and not to be trifled with.
What's the difference between Sarah Palin and Madame Defarge?
Lipstick?
Sarah can't knit.
One, alas, is non-fictional.
Up until now Palin thought a Robespierre was something that was available in the sleepwear dept. at Saks.
What did the Kenyan Usurper do this time? He said “Voting is the best revenge.”
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to have your opponent receive one more vote than he would have if you hadn't killed my father."
Robespierre? More like Pain in my Derriere.
OT:
My daughter who is in NYC, (talk about good timing), just got her absentee CA ballot yesterday!!
The blue state stuff is OK, but the PROPS!!!
Don't revenge, reload or something?
Ya know what Sarah? I don't even care about your tits anymore, just GTFO. Stay in Alaska, where the revenge is always cold.
Revenge for what?
Revenge for how you guys have treated the president for the last 4 years, you dumb ass.
Revenge for anonymous rich fucks who tried to buy this election?
OT, but Mr. McFatty keeps driving nails into the coffin of Mitten's ill-fated campaign, as noted by a prominent Yahoo political analyst:
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Chrietie is a dam fool and stabed Romany in the back he may have cost Romany the predentcy
Spellin be hawrd. Seriously, I had no idea that there was a gypsy problem in New Jersey. Gowd bleesh Guvner Chrietie.
true fact: one of the many times i woke up last night (in a cold sweat worrying about the election), i mumbled to mr. fuflans 'christie's going to take the fall if bamz wins'.
course, that may well be christie's path to the 2016 nomination.
Wait, I didn't see anyone named Romany on the ballot?
Slightly OT, but what the hell…. I love your Cone of Shame avatar
It's an idiom, you stupid bitch.
First time she mentions Robespierre without some turkeys being guillotined in the background. Heireux Action de Grâces, y'all!
I think the best revenge against Sarah would be to ignore her.
Revenge? We should buy that haggard twunt a card or flowers every election day. God bless her for stopping McCain's campaign cold and for putting Hillary into Obammy's cabinet
Without attention she'd shrivel up and go catatonic.
For a second I thought you misspelled 'ignite.'
Stupid haggard cunt is haggard.
Sarah votes with surveyor's marks.
Knowing that your opponent's husband is still banging that Wasilla hooker is the second best revenge.
Hannity has really put some time into training his face to do that on command.
Wasn't Robespierre that black ghostbuster, who always had kind of a bad attitude and would crack wise at inappropriate times? Fuck that guy.
ZOMG, from the very same fucks who say on an hourly basis, "take our country back!"
personally, i would have taken her for a 'marat / sade' type of girl.
but maybe that's just me.
But when does Lisa Ann get around to banging the midget tranny?
Does anyone besides FOX talk to her (including Todd)?
To be fair, she could handle Stupid Pet Tricks.
Todd can speak?
French reference? Palin has gone soft.
I must say I like the implication in these screencaps that the Lord has struck Sarah Palin blind.
Now if only he/she/it could strike her dumb as well.
He/She/It already did that, but if the deity could also make her a mute…
I had Pinball Wizard stuck in my head most of yesterday, so all I could think was deaf dumb and blind kid. Well, that, and dumb is one of the first non-expletives that comes to mind when I hear of any Palin other than Michael.
You think that she should be in the asylum?
shouldn't she be?
She appears to be drunk or high as usual. Get back under seany's desk now sarah.
How many times can even the ignorant toothless morons that watch Hannity listen to this harridan say the same shit over and over?
just waiting for her to give out her moose dick stew recipe for the holidays.
Okay, who the hell fed her that name? The same person who told her how to say "I'm a dinner jacket"? Because if that woman knows diddly about the French Revolution, I'll eat my hat.
Sarah Palin is just like Fanya Kaplan, except maybe not.
Tommorow's headline at Fox News:
ROMNEY DEFEATED: "IT'S REVENGE OF THE MOTHERFUCKERS, MOTHERFUCKERS"
That reminds me, can someone remind me of what Romney's response was that time he suggested his supporters refrain from booing Obama? Oh, right. I guess that never happened.
Can't we ban her ?
You know like a horrible lying troll?
Please?
Please?????
Mind you, not every Fox pundit keeps up with her reading of the minor Renaissance poets, but given Palin's habit of running up massive bills in shopping sprees and charging them to the GOP, I would have expected her to recognize the old adage, "Living well is the best revenge" ~George Herbert (1593-1633). Or failing that, at least that REM song.
Who doesn't love REM?
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