Oh ha ha ha, this is delightful! Two days ago, Chris Christie basically told Romney to go eat a dick because he wasn’t interested in prancing around with Mittens, looking for photo ops, while half of New Jersey’s coastline was still underwater. So today, Rush Limbaugh has decreed that Chris Christie is “fat” and a “fool” for daring to look after his state instead of Mitt Romney’s presidential ambitions. Doesn’t Chris Christie know that it’s Mitt’s Time??
With Sandy still too raw for anyone to start make political points, there has been no backlash from Republicans about his alliance with Obama only six days from election day. Christie has said politics do not matter to him at the moment. But on Monday, even before Christie lavishly praised the president’s handling of the storm as “outstanding”, the right-wing talk-show host Rush Limbaugh called the governor “fat” and “a fool”.
Christie was a keynote speaker for Romney at the Republican convention in Tampa this summer and has been out on the campaign trail regularly on his behalf. And yet he not only praised Obama but, unlike mayor Michael Bloomberg in New York, also agreed to host the president on a tour of the stricken parts of his state.
Yes, what a fat fool, how dare Chris Christie not support the guy who wanted to privatize FEMA and then didn’t really know what he wanted to do with FEMA and then decided that only a crazy person would privatize FEMA? Rush is confused! But that’s ok, he can always just console himself with his tiny penis.
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"So today, Rush Limbaugh has decreed that Chris Christie is “fat” and a “fool”"
He would be the expert in these matters.
People who live in fat houses shouldn't throw McRibs.
You can lead Rush to a bucket of lard, but you can't stop him from drinking.
You can lead Rush to an Old Country Buffet but you can't stop management from kicking him out after a few hours.
A man with many chins is often flatulent.
–Confucious
YOU GO NOW!! YOU HERE FOUR HOURS!! YOU SCARE MY WIFE!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdwuiyO7hOU
Why would you want to?
Chug, Rush, chug!
Recalling the third grade list of insults:
"Takes one to know one, and Rush knows 'em all"
*Rimshot*
He should look in a mirror.
Another case of the pot calling the kettle blah?
Rush Limbaugh has decreed that Chris Christie is “fat” and a “fool”
It takes one to know one.
When is the next hurricane scheduled to hit Palm Beach, FL?
When Rush Limbaugh goes on the air next? There's a ton of foul air in those lungs.
The season doesn't end until November 30…
I love sumo wrestling!
The thought of Rush in a Mawashi is just horrifying.
Be more like a Ballwashi…
Or a Buttwipie.
Uh … ugh. I hate you with the heat of a thousand suns for putting that image in my head. And YOU TOO, SL_UT.
I have never felt more sorry for any other human being in my life than I have for the current (and any future) Mrs. Rush Limbaugh. I'd rather live out my days in Guantanamo than be married to that drug addled festering boil.
It's not like she didn't know what she was getting into.
Isn't it the other way around?
True story: I knew his third wife, Marta, from CompuServe before they met. She was a really sweet, if a little misguided, woman. We chatted from time to time (I was trolling the Town Hall forum, and if you think they're bad now….whooooey!) and she could be pretty reasonable. She was kinda hot, too.
Then he harumphed, she got all wet because, you know, Rush, and next thing you know, he's on her like a fat man on a slab of bacon.
I pitied her after that.
I'm pretty sure she made out okay. I suspect she filed for divorce the very day the pre-nup allowed it, and she's kept her mouth shut. People work far shittier jobs for far longer and don't see anything like the retirement package she got.
Er, I'd rather not imagine any package related to her term with Rush.
Free choice and all that. one would expect a quick divorce and a thorough cleaning-out of all available Rushbo assets.
Pre-nup.
Is there a Mrs. Limpballs? I always thought he was a fat greasy bachelor.
There is and Elton John (!!!!!!!!!) sang at their wedding.
This one is number four.
Curiously, none have lived with Rush…
I can't imagine why anyone would want to marry that drug-addled, draft-dodging gas bag. Unless, of course, she likes money and having sex with Jabba the Hutt.
I doubt she has sex with him. I very much doubt that at all.
Pre-nup
I doubt he specified it therein.
I thought Jabba the Hutt liked erotic asphyxiation.
Oh, please. She knew what she was getting. I feel more sorry for anyone who has ever been forced to sit next to him on an airplane.
Big Boy bought his own plane. So when he needs to go somewhere, he has his flying cattle car on call. C-130's for all fat old republicans.
OK, then I feel sorry for the plane that has to lift his big ass.
She probably gets a ton of money to keep to herself, mind her own business, dress nice, and go out with him in public. I would be *very* surprised if she actually had to deliver sexually. I suspect his tastes run elsewhere.
The same could be said for one or all of Tom Cruise's exes.
Actually, highly placed ex-Scientologists say "There is no evidence that Cruise is gay. Travolta, on the other hand…"
maybe it's just me, but i think it would be far better pretending to be married to tom cruise and hanging out with a listers than doing the nasty with limpballs and hanging out with FL republicans.
Cruise is somewhat easier to look at over the dinner table as well.
OMG, you guys!
So somebody left a People magazine in the office where I'm temping?
And it had Tom Cruise on the cover?
My boss (a guy): How many ex-wives does he have now?
Me: Three, and they keep getting younger every time.
My boss: Well, at least you're safe, then.
*deadly silence*
Me: Yeah, isn't it just too bad YOU'RE not?
I have heard some unsavory rumors about Rush's trips to the Dominican Republic.
They're not rumours, AFAIK. It's well-known and documented that he vacations there, that he chooses to frequent a location that attracts underage prostitutes, and that at least one time, he has been stopped returning from that place with Viagra in his suitcase in someone else's prescription. The conclusion these facts force one to is, well, we all know what it is.
Those are the rumors. I know what I have concluded about those rumors.
Eh. Life as a beard can't be nearly as unbearable as being his Dominican rentboy.
I can't stand to think what the life of those children must be like.
Good Lord. There are children???
**shudders**
I was referring to the Dominican rent-boy.
AFAIK, Bletch, I mean, Rush, has never spawned.
I dunno. From his radio show it's apparent he's a cunning linguist.
I think Anal linguist would better describe how he feels about the Kochs.
I actually feel sorrier for the guy who has to lift up Rush's fupa and clean under it. Crap must be stuck in there like popcorn kernels in a theater seat.
Rush, several Jerseyites are in desperate need of flotation devices to get out of their homes.
You could volunteer.
I'll bet he would make a better sand bag…
Fat does float on water…
Ugh, then they'd have to hold onto him. Haven't they suffered enough?
When you put it that way …
Imagine, a politician serving his public instead of his party!
It's unnatural damnit!
Well you know republicans, fuck that there is money to be made getting our shill oops I mean guy in office.
What's worse, a big fat asshole or a big fat fool?
Well there was that boil next to Limpblow's fundament that got him out of the draft. So maybe it distills to a foolish big fat asshole.
Rush Limbaugh, duh.
Not sure. Which one's holding an ice cream cone and which one's holding the cigar?
Whenever this picture of Rush shows up, the George Carlin bit where he talks about cigar smokers or, "White pussy businessmen sucking on a big brown dick", comes to mind.
*wagging finger pedantically*
A big fat SHITTY asshole, Billy.
Must I choose?
It's almost as if he's remembering part of a book title, ". . . is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations."
Those who live in fat houses…
…shouldn't throw crullers.
Or catch them, I suppose…
Although I can't quite picture ol' Rush as a "catcher".
…shouldn't throw bones.
JUST DIE ALREADY, you racist festering penile canker sore.*
*Preferably in close proximity to a naked, underage Dominican rentboy.
…with votes
Marco Rubio?
Why would you wish such a horrible fate on a blameless rentboy?
Christie may be fatter (but not by much) but Rush is the far greater fool.
So that's not Rush's own penis he's smoking? Then whose is it?
Ann Coulter's?
Oh right. I'd bet Ann makes Hedwig look positively gargantuan.
Breitbarts?
Too brown.
Larry Craig's?
Self-awareness meter: not just broken, but violently exploded into approximately a million pieces.
Doubtful Rushie will ever take the first step.
Did he sit on it?
Chris Christie basically told Romney to go eat a dick
Speaking of, what's Rush doing in that picture above?
Sometimes a cigar is just a phallic symbol.
Today we are all morbidly obese governors.
Does this mean I get to have "GOVERNOR" embroidered on everything I own?
Is Christie also a prescription drug abuser and diddler of Dominican boys? He should be wide enough to accommodate all of Rush's projections.
Maybe slightly OT but rushbo took a
Taggshot at Bob Menendez today for shortchanging some Caribbean hookers. A man with his heft should prolly beware treading on that kind of thin ice.To be fair, he IS right about Chris Christie being a fat fool…but only because that moron has been campaigning for someone who, had he been elected before the storm, would have been happy to let Blackwater come in an charge people 2K a pop to sandbag around their houses and when, surprise surprise the sandbags failed to hold off floodwaters, would charge another 2K to rescue them. Because, you know, the private sector does it best.
Amen!
Rush Limbaugh circa November 2015.
"That's what leadership looks like, folks" fapping to a photo of a fat fool that resembles Chris Christie
Yep, they were their own Lemon Party just a few weeks ago. Flighty bitches…
I'd love to put an ice cream sundae at 10 paces between them and blow a whistle. 2000 pounds enter… 1001 pounds leave.
I'd like to see Christie take on Limpballs with a washed up piece of boardwalk in his hand Joisey style.
Man, if you don't hold to the talking points, you get eaten alive. It is nice to watch from the sidelines though. Heh heh.
Srsly, though, don't smoke cigars anymore, Rush. Not only are they toxic, they make you look like a dog taking a shit.
It's not often that we see this — the ship is leaving the sinking rat.
Another example of the pot calling the kettle full of delicious popcorn, smothered in butter and salt, then slathered in gooey caramel sauce … mmm … ohhh … mmm … make love to me, you fat fool …
Only if you promise to eat cake off of my ass:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ5QBXuiX0I
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Kremes Krispy has behaved with genuine class and tact these last two days. Fuck you, Rush, for making me defend a guido. And for the image of greasy, writhing sumo wrestlers, also, too.
Well, I'm not sure how genuine it is, but I'll even take faux-class if it means cleaning up Jersey.
Would Christie even fit under a bus?
When he indicated the other day he'd be taking a helicopter tour to survey the storm damage, I was a mite worried. For the helicopter.
Heavy lift Huey.
Sikorsky troop transport.
Maybe one of those troop trucks.
I'm so hoping that Christie calls Rush out for being a partisan idiot who could care less about the common man. Or as we sometimes say, "Republican".
prancing around with Mittens
A phrase which aptly describes accompanying Mitt Romney anywhere.
Burns and Smithers attend the ballet.
Burns: Bah! Far too much dancing, not nearly enough prancing!
Smithers: A little mincing would be nice.
Nice picture…is that David's koch in his mouth?
Too brown, anyone seen Clarence Thomas lately?
Sorry bro, but Clarence does the sucking. He doesn't even get a reach around from his wife.
The entire fucking GOP has turned on Christie with a viciousness I've rarely seen. Watching them eat their own is usually fun, but this is rather depressing. They don't seem to have a clue how they appear to the rest of the world.
They know what's going on, Gov. Krispy Kreme is cutting Romney off at the knees for a chance at 2016. That's what they get for always crying about "Chicago Politics." Turns out, Jersey politics is even more brutal. Imagine if Obama had to run against Gov. Krispy Kreme-I think O lucked out big time
Everyone misunderstimates Obama.
What I mean is, Romney is running a semi-competent campaign and has no personality and Obama is barely ahead (if at all) in the swing states. Imagine if Obama had to go against someone with charisma who knows about how to run a vicious campaign. All we have to go on, also, is Obama's performance so far and its results-why is Romney so close to Obama in polls if Obama is a competent campaigner?
Because BLAH. Srsly. Lots of Republicans have said so pretty openly.
I don't know how this works as far as an explanation of "why is Romney so close?", but I've never seen an election quite like this one. Everybody I've spoken to, and many people who I've overheard, is voting AGAINST somebody. There are people who may or may not like Obama, but they're not voting for Obama because they like Obama, they're voting for Obama because they HATE Romney. There are (presumably) some people who like Romney, but they're not voting for Romney because they like Romney, they're voting for Romney because they HATE Obama.
My best guess is that at least some of the Repigs, on at least some level, realize that whoever wins this election will have four years of a very unpleasant and difficult job; so they're not sending in the first team (whoever that might be) in the knowledge that a pretty fair number of people would vote for anyBODY or anyTHING that would get THE BLACK GUY out of office.
Speaking of eating dick, that's some photo of Rush. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes…
Mmm. Long, salty, thick and black. mmm-MMM!
…not for Rush, it's never a cigar.
Between pushing Sarah Palin on McCain during the last Presidential election and kicking off the GOP war on women this one Rush is one of the DNC’s most effective operatives.
Rush as an undercover operative, eh….no. However, a baseball stadium tarp might work if you stretch it a bit.
that is bill kristol slander.
I love porcine ratfucker violence on porcine ratfucker violence.
If Christie is a fat, bag-of-dicks–eating fool, what does that make Limbaugh?
1) I haz confused: now Christie is a "fool"? Yesterday Rushie was tap dancing around this saying Bamz had probably pretty much extorted support by doubtlessly threatening to withhold funds and services UNLESS Chris Christie gay married him.
2) Christie's keynote speech at the RNC was for Christie, not Mittens.
He's a Nazi (that's right, he really is.) And he's got the face of a horse's ass.
Oh look. The big fat pot is calling ….
This is just too obvious. I can't even finish.
Is it time for a 2nd Amendment solution for these asshats? With votes for sure.
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party, which in this case means not lifting a finger to come to the aid of their constituents most in need of it.
So, did Christie leave the Republican Party or did the Republican Party leave him?
What happened to "Support the Preznit In Crisis?"
It sounds like Rush does not love US America.
I keep waiting for him to leave for Costa Rica, but he keeps hanging around. Rush I am sure you can get all the pig products you need there.
2016 Rush knows he'd never say a thing as silly as that about Chris Christie. Must be a liberal conspiracy to put words in his mouth.
They would have to get the big brown dick out of the way first. See Carlin note above.
Ha! You know I was like 2 seconds from posting that Carlin quote but having just quoted him yesterday I held off.
Also, there are no weapons of mass destruction, and we never said there were.
Man, Christie '16 is just a rocket right now.
Blowing flaming gas out of his rear end?
Rush heaves himself off his hemorrhoid donut to issue another foul waft of gas from his puckered sphincter, and all of wingnuttia faps to the smell.
Ew. Reading that made me "Squeee!" — and not in a happy way.
They've just gotten use to the stench.
Well isn't that the pot-bellied tub of lard encrusted rat dicks calling the kettle fat?
It takes a superstorm to turn a anti-gubmint, rightwinger in to an unabashed Democrat.
If they keep tending in this direction, the Romney/Ryan/Rushbaugh wing of the GOP is eventually going to run out of people to denounce.
Well kindergarten teachers, oh wait they have gone after them for teaching kids to share. Never mind.
OT (a little) — I am beginning to think that the GOP is acting like they experienced that "rape thingy" and now are being forced to carry the fetus (Romney) to term.
…And if Romney somehow wins the election ( from Tagg owning all those voting machines), America will have a 4 year gestation period.
At which point Romney will burst, fully formed from America's chest cavity and scuttle away to lay eggs somewhere.
I tried to figure out how old I'd be after 16 years of those two sniveing little pricks running the show.
Then I realized that the country would never survive that long, and…
Aw.
I think Christie would tell Rush to STFU, but that's just how he rolls.
He rolls alright and Rush leaves potholes in the sidewalk.
Oh fun-an attorney and current governor vs a radio talk show host who failed every college class he has ever taken. I would love to see a debate between these two guys-Chris Christie would probably strangle that (other) fat fuck. God that would be great. Too bad it will never happen….
I am a bit disappointed that Rush didn't blame the Commerce Department for the hurricane…
I miss George (Carlin, not W)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY1eXnbB1Mg
So, I don't remember. Was Rush one of the multitude praying for Christie to jump in during the primaries and save the Republican Party from the braying laughingstock slate they had?
Yeah, that's all this is: El FatFuckbo is just frustrated in the choices that the party has made. He knows they should have run a far right insane person instead of a moderate who can pretend to be right wing. Rush is in a lose-lose: if Romney wins, he probably will only give a mild fuck about right wing programs or ideas, and if Romney loses, HitlerStalinObama is back with his ruinous islamofascist FEMA camps.
Today we can also console ourselves with Rush's tiny penis.
I'll just bet that Rush would have preferred the hurricane to have hit New Jersey next week…
I don't know who's done more ro destroy this country; this odious gasbag or Kkkarl Rove.
Rush, go jump in a votes chipper .
The Irony Gods don't care to be mocked this much, Rush.
Is that a black dick Pugsly Limbaugh is sucking on?
Ooh! Fight! Fight! Fight!
*dramatic announcer voicer*
"When fat kills fat" — Mystery Science Theater, "final Justice"
Haw, the fat is fatting the fattle fat!
Find that in the yard, Rush?
well they both are likely to explode sometime soon so they might as well blow off as much steam as possible till that inevitable and memorable moment
Republicans know how to eat their own,and I think Rush has eaten most of them!!
Isn't this like the pot calling the kettle blah.
Fat fools, fat fools
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do, when they look at you?
Chris Christie is a fat piece of shit and I wouldn't vote for him for dog catcher.
However, in the face of one of the worst natural disasters in New Jersey's history, he's doing the right thing and accepting whatever help he can get his hands on.
Rush Limbaugh, on the other hand, is a national disgrace.
Christie should just tell him off…like he did with Fox and Friends. God forbid a Governor think of what is left of his state ahead of politics.
Rush is right..so is he…
"Man who dodge draft often create draft."
"Man with face like ass often speaks like ass"
No, but she might've
"The Fat that can be lost is not the eternal Fat." -Lao Tse
not convinced-Obama was just as black in 2008 as he is now, and Romney isn't a better choice than McCain was…
Two words to compare 2012 to 2008: Sarah Palin. Say that a few times to yourself and see if you can still say that Romney isn't a better choice the McCain.
Snowbilly Grifter. Magicunderwear Huckster. Hmmm. Not seeing a lot of difference except Snowbilly had better legs.
Yeah, she was a god awful mess. Made grampa mc cain look pretty bad…I can't eliminate my bias, because to me, Ryan was the worst pick as a running mate, and I would guess that Ryan looks pretty generic to them. At the same time, remember the idiots with the "drill baby drill" bumper stickers? I recently (early 2012) saw a "SARAH 2012" bumper sticker….
As the saying goes, there are two kinds of Republicans: Rich people and stupid people. The stupid people want to keep the rich people rich, and the rich people want to keep the stupid people stupid.
Sarah Palin was for the stupid people. Romney is for the rich people — he's not particularly for the stupid people (aside from the fact that they're useful to him), but because they're stupid, they think they're going to be rich if they vote for him.
Try saying Paul Ryan over and over. Palin is just an idiot, Ryan is down right evil and has the plans to carry out his world domination scheme.
Yeah, Sarah was probably the candidate voters would most like to fuck. Romney/Ryan are the candidates most likely to fuck the voters…
The main difference is, McCain was far more likely to cark it and leave Snowbilly in charge than Rmoney is to leave for Kobol and leave Eddie Munster in charge.
I would submit that while both come from the species Moneygrabinus Griftianicus, Romney is just a wee less bugfuck crazy than Sarah.—
Yes, but how is MItt at the fancy pageant walkin'?
So, are you saying "Let's not shove any obvious conclusions down anyone's throat like Kimberly's zucchini?"
Win.
Pretty much, I think most who can think will figure out what Rush has been up to with the help of Viagara.
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