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And now is the time when we RACE RIOT!

This is serious. Not only can Barack Obama control the weather, but now — like a Roman emperor, or “czar,” he controls the calendar too. 

WASHINGTON – If Barack Obama loses the election to Mitt Romney, his official White House move-out day won’t be Jan. 20, as most have assumed.

If a new president is elected Nov. 6, he won’t be officially and publicly sworn in until Jan. 21, 2013 – which happens to be Martin Luther King Jr. Day, a federal holiday.

That’s the determination of the Presidential Inaugural Conference, because Jan. 20 falls on a Sunday in 2013.

It’s not exactly a state secret that the 57th Inauguration in the nation’s history will take place on Jan. 21, Martin Luther King Day – but it will surely come as news to most Americans. Obama, the first black president, was sworn in on the traditional Inaugural date of Jan. 20 – the day before the holiday.

Just like Nobama, to sit around conspiring with the days of the week! And not only that, but because he will be re-inaugurated on Martin Luther King Day, many people of color on Twitter will riot! (Tweets of black people promising to riot elided for you, dear reader, as it is far too early in the morning for WND’s special brand of shrieking racism. Let’s just say it’s a special blend of the “Obamaphone” and coming-for-your-wives varieties.)


Be careful out there, Wonkers. God only knows what else Nobama controls — like Wonkette’s servers probably also too.


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