YAY  10:20 am October 30, 2012

Cindy McCain, Philanthropist & Humanitarian, Simply Loves This Weather!

by Doktor Zoom

Cindy McCain empathy winWanted-to-be-FLOTUS Cindy McCain took a break Monday evening from her important work of being a Humanitarian and Philanthropist who Cares Deeply About Refugees to let us know that she’s having the time of her life in SUNNY SAN DIEGO, YAY!!!

Let’s see what other folks were Tweeting yesterday evening…

Oh, Cindy. Seems like everything is heaven to you.

 
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Barbara_ October 30, 2012 at 10:22 am

Does the life of a beer heiress ever suck?

Lucidamente1 October 30, 2012 at 10:31 am

Only the married to John McCain part.

deelzebub October 30, 2012 at 10:34 am

When you're that hopped up on Valium, you don't feel the verbal abuse.

StillGoinGreen October 30, 2012 at 10:55 am

Yep, there's nothing a bottle of Screaming Eagle and a handful of Cymbalta can't cure!

Terry October 30, 2012 at 10:40 am

and thus the drug addition.

Chichikovovich October 30, 2012 at 10:34 am

Remember when she had to spend all that time pretending not to detest Sarah Palin? I bet that sucked.

deelzebub October 30, 2012 at 10:42 am

She wasn't very good at it. I always got the impression that, John included, the only person she didn't loathe was Meg. Although, the botox might have thrown me for a loop in the same way British throws off my gaydar.

jakegittes October 30, 2012 at 3:41 pm

I still contend to this day that Johnny Walnuts picked Sarah because he secretly harbored a fantasy of being able to engage in a threesome with Cindy and Sarah in the Lincoln Bedroom. Well. That didn't work out.

kittensdontlie October 30, 2012 at 10:46 am

That's just her daily Bud Light enema talking.

hillarysleftone October 30, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Butt-chugger libel!

thatsitfortheother1 October 30, 2012 at 10:55 am

Only if forced to drink the p1ss that passes for beer in the States.

redarmyzombie October 30, 2012 at 4:15 pm

I believe you've just answered your own question, Barb.

Troglodeity October 30, 2012 at 10:24 am

So are about 16 East Coasters – and counting.

Designer_Rants October 30, 2012 at 10:25 am

She seems happy. Did she forget she owns a house in the path of hurricane Sandy?

Toomush_Infer October 30, 2012 at 10:33 am

Um, insurance?….

Designer_Rants October 30, 2012 at 10:34 am

Oh yeah. And she has people to deal with that for her.

Lascauxcaveman October 30, 2012 at 10:49 am

She has a lot of houses; she probably just forgot about that one.

Designer_Rants October 30, 2012 at 11:17 am

Her husband does that too.

elviouslyqueer October 30, 2012 at 10:25 am

Oh STFU, you makeup-smearing trollopy cunt.

thatsitfortheother1 October 30, 2012 at 10:42 am

Don't hold back…

OzoneTom October 30, 2012 at 11:29 am

Okay, duck-raping also.

MrsConclusion October 30, 2012 at 12:57 pm

I like your delicacy in abbreviating "fuck" but ending with "cunt."

LibertyLover October 30, 2012 at 10:26 am

The rich just live differently, don't they?

kittensdontlie October 30, 2012 at 10:43 am

And empathize differently too.

PugglesRule October 30, 2012 at 10:52 am

What is this "empathize" of which you speak? ~ Cindy McCain

BadKitty904 October 30, 2012 at 10:49 am

They can afford to.

TootsStansbury October 30, 2012 at 10:27 am

The hell with canned goods, I'm so glad I was able to pick up plenty of cake (we like)!

finallyhappy October 30, 2012 at 10:59 am

we made cake- not one we liked a lot but it was the best we could do

ColHeightsChic October 30, 2012 at 10:27 am

But this happened in the liberal elitist socialist communist East Coast. So who gives a crap?

starfanglednut October 30, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Yes, but she could at least pretend. Stupid fucking republican.

An Asexual Ungulate October 30, 2012 at 10:28 am

It's good to know that life goes on after being tied to a miserable political failure. I was really concerned for her. All she had to console herself after her husband's complete failure was money… and we all know, that's small comfort when faced with publicly losing to a blah man.

succalina October 30, 2012 at 12:41 pm

But she also has THE PILLS to console her. She'll be fine. Just fine.

Lucidamente1 October 30, 2012 at 10:29 am

"And did I tell you that my neighbor Mitt's new car elevator is awesome?"

LibertyLover October 30, 2012 at 10:30 am

OMG! I just had a thought: Is Rafalca safe?

thatsitfortheother1 October 30, 2012 at 10:44 am

Mr Mainway, there are only two horses of this caliber left on the planet!

Uh, one Jane.

StillGoinGreen October 30, 2012 at 10:32 am

She and Ann Romney are currently planning their "Laugh at Teh Poors" party, to be held at one of their more sunshiney estates.

deelzebub October 30, 2012 at 10:32 am

Yes, Cindy, it's absolutely fucking baffling. Why wouldn't those 7 million losers without power in freezing temperatures simply go to one of their vacation properties?

Isyaignert October 30, 2012 at 9:31 pm

Srsly, just throw a case of Evian in the back of the Range Rover and go to your mountain retreat – duh!!

Goonemeritus October 30, 2012 at 10:33 am

Thank God we got a First Lady” that looks and acts” like a First Lady.

Texan_Bulldog October 30, 2012 at 10:34 am

Hey, 'It Never Rains in Southern CA'.

Lascauxcaveman October 30, 2012 at 10:52 am

I've often heard that kind of talk before.

AngryBlakGuy October 30, 2012 at 10:35 am

…c'mon people, it obvious that she has taken a page out of the S.Florida Hurricane survival guide:

-Chapter 1: Get Shyt faced, ass out drunk and enjoy your last moments of life!

HistoriCat October 30, 2012 at 11:30 am

Chapter 2: Obnoxious Twittering when you're drunk off your ass.

RedneckMuslin October 30, 2012 at 10:35 am

Well, she was near her own throbbing storm. http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-october-16-

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 30, 2012 at 10:36 am

Most of those east coast people were underprivileged anyway, so this is working out quite well for them.

RedneckMuslin October 30, 2012 at 10:37 am

The shelters are quite nice.

PugglesRule October 30, 2012 at 10:54 am

Somewhere, Barbara Bush is smirking.

starfanglednut October 30, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Ugh.

Doktor Zoom October 30, 2012 at 9:46 pm

That just means it's Tuesday,

Isyaignert October 30, 2012 at 9:33 pm

Why would any Republicon C U Next Tuesday sully their beautiful minds with such thoughts?

pinkocommi October 30, 2012 at 10:36 am

LA was 80 degrees and not a cloud in the sky yesterday, but to be fair, the air was brown. And traffic and earthquakes.

weejee October 30, 2012 at 10:46 am

And Orange County.

CindynEncinitas October 30, 2012 at 3:04 pm

And let's not forget that this time of year when the weather gets like this, we are a little on edge because of FIRES.

Joshua Norton October 30, 2012 at 10:37 am

Jokes on her. Northern Californians refer to the white-bread, wasp communities that people like her populate as "Bland Diego".

rickmaci October 30, 2012 at 11:27 am

Right. Like the NoCals give a shit about New Jersey. The NoCals were focused on working off the hangover yesterday from their festivities of the previous night of throwing wedges of brie at each other and igniting their Bette Midler albums after the Giants won the series.

MissTaken October 30, 2012 at 11:40 am

A few of us NorCals cared about New Jersey. Our email server had to be switched from NJ to Florida yesterday which really took up precious 'emailing pics of the Giants'-time.

Goonemeritus October 30, 2012 at 10:37 am

That Path station was my chariot away from the dreary life of an engineering student in Hoboken to the way more fun but still dreary life at CBGB’s in the 70’s.

BaldarTFlagass October 30, 2012 at 10:43 am

That PATH station ain't no disco. It ain't no foolin' around.

MosesInvests October 30, 2012 at 10:47 am

It ain't no MUDD Club, either.

BaldarTFlagass October 30, 2012 at 10:49 am

Probably will be when they get done pumping out the floodwater, though…

DemmeFatale October 30, 2012 at 11:00 am

Did you ever see my brother perform there?
He is 6'10," called "Four-Way," (related to drugs, I'm sure), and his bands were called, "Ditch Witch," "Snatch Factory," and (most famously), "Suicide King."
I know he was banned from CBGB(!), but I think that was in the 80"s.

Goonemeritus October 30, 2012 at 11:33 am

Wasn’t he the singer for Bad Posture?

DemmeFatale October 30, 2012 at 11:39 am

Yes, he was.
Silly me! The one band I forgot!
The name Bad Posture was a joke (of course) about his height.

Goonemeritus October 30, 2012 at 11:57 am

I did see him but by that point I was married and way too well-scrubbed for the scene. They were a fun band.

CalvinsChoice October 30, 2012 at 10:38 am

Well the weather in Hanoi- I mean 5 years goddammit! Get off my lawn.

UW8316154 October 30, 2012 at 10:38 am

Cue massive earthquake for Southern California right about now, such that San Diego falls into the sea.

Steverino247 October 30, 2012 at 10:45 am

Fault lines go the wrong way for your wish. We're slowly moving to San Francisco, not sinking into the sea.

thatsitfortheother1 October 30, 2012 at 10:58 am

Soon you'll be neighbors with the Palins.

Steverino247 October 30, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Yup. With every quake, I say, "Well, there goes the neighborhood!"

deelzebub October 30, 2012 at 10:51 am

No way. female version of the dos equis most interesting man in the world lives in San Diego, along with several other of my favorite people. San Diego stays.

deelzebub October 30, 2012 at 11:19 am

http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Bit-of-Bolivia

She was born in France, moved to Bolivia when her dad became Vice President, survived a death squad, fled to Chile, fled another coup, paid her way through medical school runway modelling in Paris, acts, directs, speaks four languages, and loves wine, cigars, art films, and the Chicago Bears. She's awesome.

starfanglednut October 30, 2012 at 12:52 pm

My cousin lives in San Diego, and I love her dearly.

UW8316154 October 30, 2012 at 12:59 pm

ok, San Diego is spared.

BoatOfVelociraptors October 30, 2012 at 10:39 am

You people simply wouldn't understand.

weejee October 30, 2012 at 10:47 am

Well here in our NW we are having sympathy showers.

Lascauxcaveman October 30, 2012 at 11:02 am

We've gotten at least an inch of rain in the last three or four days out here on the Olympic Peninsula. I've had to put extra mink oil on my penny loafers. I even zipped my polar fleece all the way up last night.

It's been hell.

SorosBot October 30, 2012 at 11:32 am

Isn't an inch of rain a day normal weather up in Fake Washington?

Lascauxcaveman October 30, 2012 at 11:55 am

Yeah, this time of year, pretty much.

But now I hear on the news that parts of West Virginia are expecting up to six feet of snow in this Frankenstorm dealie. And out here we're saying, "Damn! Early ski season for them. Sweet."

sbj1964 October 30, 2012 at 10:39 am

It's good to be to Queen.Sorry Mel brooks.

BadKitty904 October 30, 2012 at 10:44 am

"L'Twat, c'est moi."

pinkocommi October 30, 2012 at 10:39 am

At least she didn't point and laugh at others' misfortune, which is a step up from the Rmoneys.

BaldarTFlagass October 30, 2012 at 10:39 am

To be fair, I made a snarky comment to this effect about TX weather last night.

MosesInvests October 30, 2012 at 10:48 am

No snark-the weather here is fantastic right now, isn't it?

thatsitfortheother1 October 30, 2012 at 10:40 am

"I like it even better than when John broke my arm during the '08 campaign."

ElPinche October 30, 2012 at 11:04 am

"LOOK AT ME, TROLLOP! YOU THINK ARMS GROW ON TREES! DU MA NHIEU!! DU MA NHIEU!! "

Isyaignert October 30, 2012 at 9:35 pm

I'd forgotten about that. She said it was from an overly friendly fan shaking her hand – like sure it was. Sure.

sudsmckenzie October 30, 2012 at 10:40 am

Stay classy in San Diego.

Steverino247 October 30, 2012 at 10:46 am

Not possible. Sorry.

freakishlywrong October 30, 2012 at 10:40 am

Wasn't Sindy spending an inordinate amount of time in San Diego licking her chops over the enlisteds running on the beach?

Isyaignert October 30, 2012 at 9:37 pm

I thought she had a thing for a used car salesman named Dino – no chit – http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2010

BaldarTFlagass October 30, 2012 at 10:42 am

I don't believe that picture is of a transformer exploding. I think it's Kyle Reese arriving from the future to protect Sarah Connor.

ChillBill October 30, 2012 at 10:42 am

No cloudy days with Xanax.

BoroPrimorac October 30, 2012 at 11:28 am

It's either Xanax or her Latino boy toy just went to town on her.

freakishlywrong October 30, 2012 at 10:43 am

Grumpy McRagey pants will blame this on lack of leadership in Benghazi.

Schmannnity October 30, 2012 at 10:43 am

Fleet's in. Cindy's in San Diego.

ManchuCandidate October 30, 2012 at 10:45 am

Looks like Cougar Hell Week for sailors begin.

weejee October 30, 2012 at 10:48 am

♪ Hi sailor, new in town? ♪

thatsitfortheother1 October 30, 2012 at 10:52 am

Ouch.

starfanglednut October 30, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Should I feel badly for laughing at this?

smitallica October 30, 2012 at 10:45 am

Usually when you ask a ridiculously out-of-touch person "What's the weather like in your world," it's hypothetical. Jesus, this woman.

BaldarTFlagass October 30, 2012 at 10:47 am

Is she down there visiting Duke Cunningham? We all know she likes Navy flyboys.

thatsitfortheother1 October 30, 2012 at 10:54 am

Passing on some incarceration tips from hubby.

JuliaWardH October 30, 2012 at 10:48 am

Tone deaf.

Not_So_Much October 30, 2012 at 10:49 am

Meh, after some of the shit she's probably seen and had to live through from Walnuts, she gets a pass from me.

Mittens Howell, III October 30, 2012 at 10:51 am

183 retweets. yup.

Dr. Nick Riviera October 30, 2012 at 10:52 am

Stop hating on her success as the winning sperm!

RomneysLogCabin October 30, 2012 at 10:52 am

Barack needs to strike this bitch down with his HAARP lightning power.

kittensdontlie October 30, 2012 at 10:52 am

If first our comments don't succeed in bringing her down from heaven, let's try, try again.

Mittens Howell, III October 30, 2012 at 10:56 am

She should follow Paul Ryan's lead, he's offering candy to people affected by the storm.

finallyhappy October 30, 2012 at 11:01 am

to underage girls and boys, perhaps

Isyaignert October 30, 2012 at 9:42 pm

I think Mittens Howell III is referring to the dis that Paul Rayn and his stepford wife gave to the nice young man at the Labor Day parade who asked where the jobs were and all they would do is offer him a piece of candy and say "have a nice day" which is the new way to say "fuk off" – http://wonkette.com/488010/watch-paul-ryans-wife-

Have I told you lately how much I hate those fukkers? I hate those fukkers.

LibertyLover October 30, 2012 at 10:56 am

Let's not forget the kindness that Donald Trump is extending to his fellow New Yorkers in his tweets:


@realDonaldTrump 30 Oct 12

Because of the hurricane, I am extending my 5 million dollar offer for President Obama's favorite charity until 12PM on Thursday.

ElPinche October 30, 2012 at 10:58 am

I wonder how Trump's hair held up in the storm. I hope it escaped to the sewers where it originated.

PugglesRule October 30, 2012 at 12:30 pm

Dear Mr. Ferret Hair, just give the damn money to the Red Cross.

No thanks,
Barack H. STP (Still the President) Obama

bikerlaureate October 30, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Apparently it's just infuriating to have all that money and not be the lead story in every newscast.

Mittens Howell, III October 30, 2012 at 11:00 am

Mitt Romney just announced that what he meant to say back in May was 47% of Americans are victims of Hurricane Sandy, and Thanks Obama.

SorosBot October 30, 2012 at 11:01 am

And here I was just humbly relieved to actually have power and no major damage this morning; but no, I guess I should be gloating about it like an asshole.

HistoriCat October 30, 2012 at 11:37 am

But let's get to the important question – will your flight to SF be delayed?

SorosBot October 30, 2012 at 11:51 am

It was supposed to be tonight and cancelled, so yes. Here's hoping the new flight tomorrow night won't be.

starfanglednut October 30, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Glad you're Ok, sb. When are you moving to SF?

actor212 October 30, 2012 at 11:08 am

Imma think ol' Cindy there got her ass handed to her for this one.

ElPinche October 30, 2012 at 11:09 am

Cindy McCain is always safe. Cindy McCain was designed to be buoyant by Lockheed-Martin.

Buzz Feedback October 30, 2012 at 11:12 am

WALNUTS! needs all those houses he can't remember so there's enough space to store Cindy's lack of self-awareness.

hagajim October 30, 2012 at 11:28 am

Good to see that Cindy is just as in touch with real Merikans as Egg. Two bitches chips off the old superrich block.

Chow Yun Flat October 30, 2012 at 11:41 am

San Diego is gorgeous this time of year! I'm in heaven!

Is it too late to send flowers?

fuflans October 30, 2012 at 12:40 pm

fortunately, absolutely nothing this woman says makes the slightest difference to anyone anywhere.

starfanglednut October 30, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Yes, but how does this effect Sarah Palin?

DahBoner October 30, 2012 at 1:20 pm

The weather on Long Island right now is Drop Dead Gorgeous…

chascates October 30, 2012 at 1:37 pm

A Valium a day keeps the blues away. Two Valiums a day makes husband John okay.

CindynEncinitas October 30, 2012 at 1:41 pm

THIS Cindy in San Diego was actually worrying, from time to time, about Actor212 and I, for one, am glad to read you are still on the snark. And yeah, it has been really beautiful here and it almost makes me feel guilty.

ttommyunger October 30, 2012 at 2:36 pm

On the other hand, I've never had to see Walnuts naked or fluff his tiny goober, so I've got that going for me, which is nice….

valthemus October 30, 2012 at 7:06 pm

It's not Cindy's fault those sillies on the east coast didn't book a room in a 4-star hotel and fly their private jets to San Diego! Leave Marie Cindy alone!

rickmaci October 30, 2012 at 7:28 pm

Interesting pic. Wonder if Rafalca is the jealous type?

DemmeFatale October 30, 2012 at 2:38 pm

I know, seriously grody, huh? The bathrooms alone…
He FINALLY quit, about 4 yrs. ago.
It was too gross even for him, what with all the little asshole skin-heads.
He also didn't fancy being one of the old, original men of punk.
(And I think having 4 kids, 3 of them little, slowed him down.)

Goonemeritus October 30, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Yeah the early NYC Punk scene wasn’t populated by skinheads. Groups like Patti Smith, Television, Richard Hell and Lou Reed were more literary on the whole. The fans weren’t so much nihilist they were just uncomfortable with every other group.

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