RESTORING HONOR TO THE WHITE HOUSE  3:40 pm October 29, 2012

Brother Of George W. Bush Simply Does Not Care For Childish Cuss-Monger Barack Obama ‘Coarsening’ Presidency

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

How many ways will they come up with to say 'boy'? Jeb Bush, the former Florida governor and brother of greatest US American president in the history of the world, George W. “W.” Bush, thinks one certain current US American president Barack Q. Nobummer is a childish 10-year-old child — a “boy,” if you will — who uses barnyard words like “bullshitter” and thus has demeaned the presidency forever so why would you even tell your kids they could be president someday anymore, what do you want them to do, grow up to be black?!

[I]n an interview with Rolling Stone, Obama used a barnyard epithet to refer to Romney. “You know, kids have good instincts,” Obama said. “They look at the other guy and say, ‘Well, that’s a bull***tter, I can tell.’”

Asked if the president’s personal attacks demean the office of the presidency, [Jeb] Bush replied: “It does, but here’s the sad reality: We have a temporary time in American history where our culture has been coarsened, where people’s expectations are low. We’re living in a different time.

Fuck, you guys, Nobummer said a swear!

Also, he is a child and children should not try to be president anymore, because of childishness and swears.

“As president of the United States,” he continued, “there’s the old expression that if you work hard, and you play by the rules, and if you have success, you could be just like him. You could be a president of the United States. That’s what dads tell their boys and moms tell their girls.

“When you act like that, it’s kind of hard to say as a parent to your child, ‘You could be a president of the United States.’ Maybe there are other avocations that might be something that would create greater pride. Sadly, when you act that way, people begin to diminish the importance of the presidency,” Bush said.

But it isn’t just the vile barnyard poopy talk that has one Jebby so very Church Lady, because that would be incredibly dumb, and Jebby, remember is “the smart one.”

Oh wait. Yes it is, actually. Barack Obama said “bullshitter” and made fun of Miffed Romney’s “Romnesia.” That is the extent of Genius Jeb’s complaint about the coarsening of the presidency. Man, we remember the old days, when you at least had to get a blowy in the Oval before it needed to have its virginity honor restored.

[Newsmax]

 

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nounverb911 October 29, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Hey Jeb, is your daughter out of rehab yet?

Thedongsofwar October 29, 2012 at 4:01 pm

ouch

OneDollarJuana October 29, 2012 at 5:46 pm

Family values. Just sayin'.

Terry October 29, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Recall that George H.W. Bush used to refer to Jeb's kids as the "little brown ones". Great family there.

JustPixelz October 29, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Hey Jeb! Is your brother off the nose candy yet?

MittBorg October 30, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Did either of the sons ever go to jail for DUI, assaulting their girlfriends, property damage caused during the attempt to assault the girlfriend, etc.?

vtxmcrider October 30, 2012 at 6:39 pm

Hey, Dildo Jeb, is your failure of a brother still cracking his drunken head on coffee tables? That great big bulging eye they found on the beach a few weeks ago reminded me of your old lady Babs. Your whole family's a bunch of fuck-ups.

ManchuCandidate October 29, 2012 at 3:43 pm

What a Major League Asshole.

nounverb911 October 29, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Was Wesley Snipes in that movie too, also?

Tundra Grifter October 29, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Big Time!

SexySmurf October 29, 2012 at 3:55 pm

That kind of language is contributing to the coarsening of the honorable Wonkette comment thread.

Keep up the good work.

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:31 pm

I have to commend you on your avs generally doing the same.

Yum, coarsening.

Lascauxcaveman October 29, 2012 at 5:58 pm

Coarseness belongs only in sandpaper and organic kosher sea salt, and certainly has no place in the language of civilized people!

Good day, Sir!

Callyson October 29, 2012 at 3:43 pm

"See, the irony is, what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it's over."

Sound familiar, asshole?

LetUsBray October 29, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Naw, it won't sound familiar until you say it with a mouth full of food, the way Jebbo's über-dignified brother did.

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:31 pm

"Yo, Blair!"

NellCote71 October 29, 2012 at 5:23 pm

"Anyone need a shoulder massage. I am looking at you, Angela."

zumpie October 29, 2012 at 4:32 pm

But he was saying it about brown people, not Lord Mitty!

Lucidamente1 October 29, 2012 at 3:43 pm

All this from the man whose beloved father availed himself of the tender services of the late Lee Atwater.

Chet Kincaid_ October 29, 2012 at 3:57 pm

So it wasn't his secretary he had the affair with?!

Lucidamente1 October 29, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Once you go race-baiter, you never go back.

Terry October 29, 2012 at 4:24 pm

…and whose mother is as mean as cat shit.

NellCote71 October 29, 2012 at 5:31 pm

And whose heroic brother unleashed Karl Rove and Dick Cheney upon the rest of us.

PsycWench October 29, 2012 at 7:18 pm

and whose brother's VP told a member of congress to fuck himself, no?

Ryy October 29, 2012 at 3:43 pm

When his brother was president I swore nearly every day, so…

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Believe me, you weren't the only one.

Barbara_ October 29, 2012 at 3:44 pm

That's okay Jeb, I am still cringing that your dad yodeled groceries on the Prime Minister of Japan.

nounverb911 October 29, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Mmm Sushi!

HouseOfTheBlueLights October 29, 2012 at 3:47 pm

…because of the mood-altering drugs (Halcyon) that he was taking.

Terry October 29, 2012 at 4:26 pm

…and his mother said this regarding Katrina evacuees:

"What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them."

Chet Kincaid_ October 29, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Where did she swear in this?! Case closed!!1!

BaldarTFlagass October 29, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Well, no cuss words, but obscene nevertheless.

Terry October 29, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Barbara Bush and Ann Romney both have big Marie Antoinette streaks in them

Rotundo_ October 29, 2012 at 5:50 pm

That was the defining moment of Senior's presidential career. Junior's was the birthday cake and flyover during Katrina, or more significantly, unilaterally invading a country because its despot was an irritant to him. Mind you, I have nothing against puking, birthday cake and plane trips, but the invading Iraq based on what would be the best term… Bullshit comes to mind, seems to overshadow whatever coarsening Barry has contributed by quite a lot. Brother of idiot prince should quiet down a bit.

memzilla October 29, 2012 at 3:44 pm

[Jeb] Bush replied: “…our culture has been coarsened…"

"Coarsened" = "Blah'd."

(translation by Google Dog Whistle Translate®)

zumpie October 29, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Oh also, too—has Jebby checked the weather report so he can worry about more important stuffs than last week's page 6 news?

banana_bread October 29, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Obviously dude has never listened to Obama's audiobook in which he swears profusely and hilariously. http://blog.thephoenix.com/blogs/phlog/archive/20

ETA this one is my favorite. http://blog.thephoenix.com/blogs/blogs/phlog/OBAM

iburl October 29, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Yes, Obama telling Rolling Stone that Mitt Romney is a "Bullshitter" is somehow as bad as a Dick Cheney going onto the Senate floor and telling a Senator to "Go Fuck Yourself".

BadKitty904 October 29, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Well spotted!

Native_of_SL_UT October 29, 2012 at 4:18 pm

And fortunately, our current VP uses words like "stuff" and "malarkey" and doesn't shoot his friends in the face.

Designer_Rants October 29, 2012 at 6:50 pm

You'd think Oblacka had killed a hundred thousand Iraqis over WMD that were never found or something.

GunToting[Redacted] October 29, 2012 at 7:05 pm

Not shooting friends in the face is a big fucking deal.

JustPixelz October 29, 2012 at 4:46 pm

He said that to my senator (at the time).

But to be fair, I've called Dubya Bush a motherfucking cocksucker who would cut off his mother's dick to piss off his father. In my defense, every word is true.

snowpointsecret October 29, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Choking and passing out on a pretzel isn't nearly as damaging as calling someone a bullshitter, obviously.

NorthStarSpanx October 29, 2012 at 3:45 pm

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." — George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:29 pm

"put food on their family"
"ob-gyns are not able to practice their love on women"
"is our children learning"

Dear fucking christ on a popsicle stick, I *still* have nightmares about that idiot.

weejee October 29, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Shrub's Lexuscon of 'merican English is used in Charter and Home Skoolz coast-to-coast.

MittBorg October 30, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Wut, to beat the children into obedience?

Beowoof October 29, 2012 at 5:41 pm

Well not really coarsening of the culture, stupefying it, well that was what W did.

AlterNewt October 29, 2012 at 2:45 pm

"Turd-blossom."

Now dat's classy.

BadKitty904 October 29, 2012 at 3:45 pm

I still prefer a "coarsened" presidency under Bamz over a "demeaned and debased" presidency under this pompous blowhole's lack-witted caricature of a brother, Dubya…

mrpuma2u October 29, 2012 at 4:46 pm

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://politi

The bushwacker sure was classy…

BadKitty904 October 29, 2012 at 4:49 pm

His hubris was exceeded only by his incompetence…

BaldarTFlagass October 29, 2012 at 3:45 pm

What a fartblossom.

gullywompr October 29, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Yeah, them Bushies are all experts on good speechifying.

fitley October 29, 2012 at 3:45 pm

What does Jeb know about "sad reality". Hmmm then again…

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:27 pm

How can you be George's brother and not have LIVED a sad reality?

GeorgiaBurning October 29, 2012 at 4:41 pm

That the "Jeb! 2016" campaign is doomed before it starts? Oh wait, that's not sad at all.

johnschiap October 29, 2012 at 3:46 pm

And this is almost *40* years after Nixon (whom Poppy Bush worked for) made "expletive deleted" a hallmark of the Oval Office.

sudsmckenzie October 29, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Lyndon Johnson called his shit bullshit, while cursing out visitors from the Oval Office loo.

Jus_Wonderin October 29, 2012 at 3:46 pm

"We’re living in a different time".

Hahaha. Yeah, a mere 4 years ago we were kickin' W's sorry ass to Dallas. Different time? I posit that the fuckin' Republican bullshit we have had to endure is why these are "different times".

Hey numbnutz, try to stay relevant 'cuz you sure as Hell will never be President. Thank you brother dickwad.

weejee October 29, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Jeb suffers from Shrubnesia and the often fatal fecklessness Nixonoma.

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Gosh, J_W, if I didn't know better, I'd say you sound just a teensy wee bit … annoyed, that's the ticket.

GunToting[Redacted] October 29, 2012 at 7:07 pm

We didn't kick him to Dallas… He ran out of tickets on the ride.

dr_giraud October 29, 2012 at 3:47 pm

The once proudly foul-mouthed party of Richard "those Goddamned Jews and Blacks" Nixon is awfully prissy now.

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:25 pm

He called them "Blacks"? That's SO respectful! I expected "Kikes and niggers" from Nixon.

BaldarTFlagass October 29, 2012 at 3:47 pm

"We have a temporary time in American history where our culture has been coarsened, where people’s expectations are low."

Thanks, in great part, to your little brother's administration.

coolhandnuke October 29, 2012 at 3:47 pm

So if you work hard, as our parents say, you can be President some day…Jeb.
Like your brother, who pulled a C- at Yale, tapped nothing but dry wells in his petroleum career, traded Sammy Sosa…oh fuck it there's not enough space here to list all his "hard wok and successes."

nounverb911 October 29, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Partnering with the bin Laden family in Arbusto?

Tundra Grifter October 29, 2012 at 3:52 pm

chn:

Used eminent domain to secure land for a private baseball park.

memzilla October 29, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Avoiding Vietnam? Avoiding National Guard service?

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Avoiding being arrested and jailed for DUI and snorting humongous quantities of cocaine, despite open public use and multiple witnesses. Just try being poor and getting away wit dat shit.

Beowoof October 29, 2012 at 5:44 pm

I-10 in Alabama was safe from the Vietcong while W was in the military.

MittBorg October 30, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Yup. Not ONE guerilla attack in all those years.

BoroPrimorac October 29, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Not to mention that these same fuckers have spent four years downplaying Obama's academic achievements and calling him an affirmative action president.

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:24 pm

President has more and better knowledge, information, achievements, qualifications, and plain old ass-shaving smarts than PreppyBoy wut the GOP was sucking on the dick of for eight long years. And they dare to talk about the wisdom of that pseudoanthropoid and denigrate the Magna Cum Laude from Harvard. Yeesh, I long for point-toe steeltips.

BoroPrimorac October 29, 2012 at 5:57 pm

But it's all about hard work and playing by the rules, innit?

If hypocrisy were made out of lightning, these motherfuckers would be dropping dead left and right.

MittBorg October 30, 2012 at 2:10 pm

If it weren't for the fact that religion offends my delicate sensibilities, I would already be praying for this shit to happen.

Loch_Nessosaur October 29, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Jeb Bush – Terri Schiavo killer.

BoroPrimorac October 29, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Poor cunt is still reeling from the fact that his dumber brother fucked up so bad at being preznit that he'll never have a turn.

BadKitty904 October 29, 2012 at 4:03 pm

*knock wood*

Jus_Wonderin October 29, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Are we allowed to touch W's noggin?

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:20 pm

With a baseball bat of votes, sure!

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:20 pm

EVAH thankyewgodinwhomidon'tbelieve. EVAH. That feckless bastard will not get a death grip on this nation's gullet. The last one did enough damage.

HistoriCat October 29, 2012 at 4:25 pm

You are correct – we won't get the final bush until Jenna or Barbara is elected.

Jus_Wonderin October 29, 2012 at 4:35 pm

I sure hope we also get a Clinton in that same time frame.

HistoriCat October 29, 2012 at 4:46 pm

We're overdue for an Adams or a Harrison or a Roosevelt …

doloras October 29, 2012 at 5:04 pm

Or Fetus-in-a-Jamjar Bush.

MittBorg October 30, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Very Presidential mien, that one. A bit smelly, with advanced age, but still better than W.

BoroPrimorac October 29, 2012 at 5:50 pm

They have a Mexican Bush who they're hoping to turn into Marco Rubio 2.0. He's supposedly running for public office in Texas in 2014.

Pithaughn October 29, 2012 at 7:18 pm

Oh, I can imagine president Romney caving in to the Bush crime family and picking Jeb for his second term, and then said crime family arranging for an "accident" for poor old Mitts.
How could we possibly elect Mitt for two terms? See "winner, POTUS, 2004"

Monsieur_Grumpe October 29, 2012 at 3:48 pm

When it comes to demeaning the presidency nobody will ever top the Shrub. Nobody.

LastGasp October 29, 2012 at 3:49 pm

George W. helped get the country into a war with Iraq, on the pretext that there were "weapons of mass destruction." That's what I call coarsening the Presidency.

Weenus299 October 29, 2012 at 3:50 pm

We Preznits can't always say piss or shit or anything Johnny Cash would say. Sometimes we have to use a whole lot of gloryfuckinglanguage to decorate some halfwit propegation that I-Rack was about to use nukular weppins.

BadKitty904 October 29, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Is it just me or are the GOPers getting more and more "prissy" as the election approaches? They can't all be church ladies, can they?

weejee October 29, 2012 at 3:56 pm

No, they're just your run-of-the-mill collection of dicks and cunts.

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:17 pm

It's not often that I upfist a cunt.

So to speak.

gullywompr October 29, 2012 at 4:00 pm

It's amazing, when they're going in the wrong direction, they accelerate. Except for Mitt, who just keeps turning around in circles.

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:19 pm

Today's statement from the GOP: Mitt's RIGHT about privatizing FEMA! FEMA's useless, we don't need it, nobody's had good experiences wid it. Srsly. This is what they're saying. Even as the hurricane barrels toward the coast and various state bodies are on their knees kissing Obama's ass with gratitude because, unlike Jebby's BRO, he's not on vacation eating cake or pretending to play guitar.

Rotundo_ October 29, 2012 at 6:06 pm

Do you s'pose Dubya is cozying up with a six string trying his hand at songwriting? It could be the one thing he would be less competent at than the presidency. Sitting down in big D with no one but secret service agents and Pickles around without a single ring on the telephone from anyone but family (if *they* still call) for months and months has to wear on the man.

MittBorg October 30, 2012 at 2:14 pm

The fucker's taken up painting portraits of dogs. Presumably nothing higher on the evolutionary ladder cares for his attempts at portraiture.

Blueb4sinrise October 29, 2012 at 3:51 pm

FUCK YOU, Jeb.

BaldarTFlagass October 29, 2012 at 3:52 pm

He's right, this is a big fucking deal.

LetUsBray October 29, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Now, watch this drive.

Joshua Norton October 29, 2012 at 3:53 pm

When you act like that, it’s kind of hard to say as a parent to your child, ‘You could be a president of the United States

Goodness, you can tell they're REALLY in panic mode when their best offense is disingenuous daintiness.

Hey Jeb , I've got 2 words for you. Nixon Tapes.

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Oh, hey, their latest thing is an assault on Nate Silver. Check out today's Politico. They've got Brooks tut-tutting him and other such Wise Men pronouncing him a has-been and a one-election wonder.

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 29, 2012 at 3:54 pm

My mom doesn't like it when I say the word "dork" because back in her day it meant a boy's thingy.

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:15 pm

My mother used to wash our mouths out with soap for saying "darn." She said it was taking the name of god in vain.

Jus_Wonderin October 29, 2012 at 4:26 pm

I got the soap treatment once. I think I said damn. No, that same dear Mom says words that would make a sailor blush. Of course, she is mainly repeating what my older brother says. But still……

Oh, it was Dial soap.

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 29, 2012 at 4:33 pm

I got spanked once in my life and it was for repeatedly saying goddamnit. I only stopped after my mom made my dad spank me. Then I went to my room and repeated it over and over under my breath. Soon after, they gave up on me.

BaldarTFlagass October 29, 2012 at 4:46 pm

"Goddamnit, Dad, stop spanking me!"

doloras October 29, 2012 at 5:05 pm

All hail Darn, the one true God!

Schmannnity October 29, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Hey, Jeb, in the words of the esteemed Dick Cheney, go fuck yourself.

second_gen October 29, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Came here to write exactly that.

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Go right ahead. Dick Cheney can't hear that often enough for my taste.

EnnuiThereYet? October 29, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Swearing is coarse. Waterboarding is presidential.

BadKitty904 October 29, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Funny how that works…

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 29, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Black people use all kinds of swears. I know from watching "The Wire".

EnnuiThereYet? October 29, 2012 at 3:58 pm

shi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-t.

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Well, fuck me blind. Who'd'a fucking thunk?

Goonemeritus October 29, 2012 at 3:55 pm

To quote Roseanne Barr when a heckler accused her of being un-ladylike she responded with “Suck my Cock”.

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:13 pm

I actually really like her. Except when she loses it and starts saying crazy shit.

zecouchmaster October 29, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Hes running in 2016. Golly gee wilikers – that's going to be a hoot!

ChickTract_Fil_A October 29, 2012 at 3:58 pm

I agree. Calling Willard a Bullshitter is rude and disgusting. That being said, calling him a Muslim, socialist terrorist would be perfectly acceptable. (And I don't believe for a minute Jeb reads Rolling Stone).

LibertyLover October 29, 2012 at 3:58 pm

I think that taking a country to a second war on flimsy evidence and not paying for it at the same time as not paying for the first war kinda coarsens the office of the Presidency, but I'm funny that way.

BadKitty904 October 29, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Good point. The blood of the young Americans maimed or killed in those stupid-ass, pointless wars pretty much coarsens the office of the presidency…

BoroPrimorac October 29, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Nothing coarsens the presidency like an Abu Grahib or Guantanamo Bay torture scandal. I mean, where the fuck do you go from there? The president would have to shoot his opponent in front of a live studio audience to coarsen the presidency more than that.

belmontreport October 29, 2012 at 3:59 pm

As long as fathers don't encourage their daughters or mothers encourage their sons, I'm happy.

GhostBuggy October 29, 2012 at 4:39 pm

That stuck out at me as well. As the father of one child, a girl, it's good to know I don't have to talk to her anymore! I can't wait to tell the wife that she'll be doing the encouragiatin' for LilGhostBuggy from now on.

LetUsBray October 29, 2012 at 3:59 pm

What evidently doesn't cheapen the presidency in Jeb-Jeb's eyes is helping your brother steal the election.

MissTaken October 29, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Every fucking person knows that you sound like a fucking dumbass whenever you bitch and complain using swear words. For fuck's sake, quit using these shitty words that just make you look like an asshole. Fucking grow up and speak like a goddamned adult, you cocksucker!

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:12 pm

I'm so proud of you for remembering to spell "goddamned" correctly. (wipes tear)

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 29, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Now where's my motherfucking iced tea?

boskolives October 29, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Most republicans don't know there was a president between Clinton and Obama, or they would have asked why he didn't show up at Robme's primary theft.

Jus_Wonderin October 29, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Snark aside: the guy changing my oil the other day saw my Obama/Biden sticker. He asked "You like Obama? Why?" He was genuinely asking. Then he asked, do you like Condi Rice? I said, I have nothing against her. She is an accomplished woman. He says "She's Secretary of State, right?" (To myself. AAA!!! Why aren't people more aware of who is who in current politics???)

"No, Hillary is and I love her".

SorosBot October 29, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Yeah, cursing just like everyone who's not a fainting Victorian prude does is so much worse than ordering fucking torture.

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Or robbing the treasury, or engineering the greatest transfer of wealth ever seen, or leaving a once-vibrant and powerful American city to drown before the eyes of a horrified world.

I could go on. And yes, I know I do.

BoroPrimorac October 29, 2012 at 6:05 pm

Wait a damn second. What about Solyndra?

MittBorg October 30, 2012 at 2:33 pm

(Picks up baseball bat OF VOTES!) What ABOUT Solyndra, Boro?

Chet Kincaid_ October 29, 2012 at 4:02 pm

"The White House has been blackened with a spicy rub of Negritude and reduced to a thick and coarsened roux. Obama is a jumble-liar."

emmelemm October 29, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Niii-iiice.

steamynachos October 29, 2012 at 4:03 pm
MissTaken October 29, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Today we are all Tree Man – Bush's unnamed Forest Services official [24]

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:10 pm

You had to remind me why I hated that fucking fuck. Now I'm gonna be a cockroach for at LEAST one lifetime.

(sulks)

doloras October 29, 2012 at 5:07 pm

If it's any comfort, if you ever come into my house as a cockroach, I'll make sure that lifetime is short.

Jus_Wonderin October 29, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Though, I know one cat that would like to have a bit of playtime with MittBorg.

MittBorg October 30, 2012 at 2:38 pm

HEY! There'll be none of THAT.

MittBorg October 30, 2012 at 2:38 pm

Um … I think I'd like a peaceful end. Can you do that?

Jus_Wonderin October 29, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Yeah, he was a genius of nicknames. What a dolt.

TavariousChinaSmith October 29, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Wait, I thought Republicans thought it was evil and hitleresque if we used to word "liar" to describe them when they lie (when they speak). Now "bullshitter" is off the table too? What's left, "phony, trixy, dissembling, fullofit, flim-flam fabulist"? I guess I'm okay with that.

sudsmckenzie October 29, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Well, that settles it, I'm back to Fireman or Astronaut.

Antispandex October 29, 2012 at 4:06 pm

"Sadly, when you act that way, people begin to diminish the importance of the presidency,”

What he meant was, "This is what happens to America when you let a negro become President", but he was too polite to say it. Polite is better. That's the point here.

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Oh, I heard the "negro" part loud and clear.

Veritas78 October 29, 2012 at 7:04 pm

What I heard was pronounced differently. I'm surprised he didn't refer to the White House as a woodpile.

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Vile barnyard poopy talk? I guess Jebby done forgot about his bruvver making jokes about finding WMD in his drawers, huh?

BaldarTFlagass October 29, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Obscenity is the linguistic crutch of the illiterate, motherfucker.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 29, 2012 at 6:17 pm

Illiteracy! Fuck yeah!

larrykat October 29, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Fuck, I'm already like the President of the United States!

Pap Finn October 29, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Profanity coarsens our culture and demeans the presidency. Lying the country into a major land war in the Middle East and murdering tens of thousands of innocent people is a venial lapse, like using your salad fork with your entree. QED.

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Well, at least now we know the priorities and values of the leading spokespeople of both parties.

Why is anybody voting Republican, again?

tessiee October 29, 2012 at 5:25 pm

a la Dr. Zoidberg: Oh, right — the skin, the skin.

BaldarTFlagass October 29, 2012 at 6:35 pm

Also, nappy hair.

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Hundreds of thousands, actually, possibly over a million. Lancet/JohnsHopkins study of 2006 quoted a figure of 600,000, and there's been plenty of killing since then. Add in the >4,000 US troops. Iraq has a HUGE problem with orphans now.

BoroPrimorac October 29, 2012 at 6:07 pm

They also have a huge environmental problem, due to all the depleted uranium used during operation Iraqi freedom, which will produce deaths that would have not happened if it were not for the invasion.

MittBorg October 30, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Kids being born with horrendous birth defects in Fallujah. Nobody's covering it, of course.

Chet Kincaid_ October 29, 2012 at 4:10 pm

When a Republican politician or retired politician says something like this, a Democratic politician of equal or greater stature should be in his face in the media with a comeback. Rachel and Ed and Tweety don't count. Democrats have come a little ways, but they still need to learn to play the game a hell of a lot better.

BadKitty904 October 29, 2012 at 4:19 pm

Truly! Refusing to call 'em on their self-righteous, posturing bullshit (yes, I said it) and label it as such simply empowers the impact of their lies on the electorate…

HistoriCat October 29, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Now all we need is a media willing to hear and report on a Democratic comeback.

CrunchyKnee October 29, 2012 at 4:11 pm

"We have a temporary time in American history where our culture has been coarsened, where people’s expectations are low. We’re living in a different time."

Temporary? Bush Twins 2024! Now that'll be some class.

BadKitty904 October 29, 2012 at 4:20 pm

With a capital "K"…

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:37 pm

or three.

calliecallie October 29, 2012 at 4:11 pm

“there’s the old expression that if you work hard, and you play by the rules…"

Tell that to any fucking guy on Wall Street and watch him fall over laughing. Tell that to your fucking brother, you dimwitted sack.

What is this, Leave it to Fucking Beaver? This really feels like it's right out of a 50s sitcom.

CrunchyKnee October 29, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Come now, Dumbya worked hard to get the Supremes to over-turn Flo'duh. Oh wait, never mind.

MittBorg October 29, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Fight! FIGHT!

Glad to see I'm not the only person who is screaming fucking pissed off right now.

BoroPrimorac October 29, 2012 at 6:13 pm

If there were a god, a sack full of hammers would've fallen from the sky and landed on this motherfucker's head as soon as he said that.

MittBorg October 30, 2012 at 2:42 pm

There's no lack of proof for the nonexistence of god, it seems. Luckily, I have medication.

Veritas78 October 29, 2012 at 7:08 pm

Yes, and it's just an expression. No Bush ever worked hard or played by the rules. Although Bar certainly did have to labor to squirt that much evil out her twat.

editor October 29, 2012 at 4:13 pm

ah, yes. because breaking your foot while eating pretzels (?) is so much classier than calling bullshit when you see it.

Chet Kincaid_ October 29, 2012 at 4:15 pm

When your brother W sexually harassed the shoulders of Angela Merkel while leering down her décolletage — that was pretty fuckin' coarse, Jeb.

LibrarianX October 29, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Jeb has never met Dick Cheney?

An_Outhouse October 29, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Dear Jeb,
Go fuck yourself.
– Dick C.

TRDMC October 29, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Oh, I see. So, being a low-IQ hand puppet (Dubya) or a demented relic (Reagan) or a paranoid sociopath (Nixon) doesn't demean the presidency, but calling a bullshitter a bullshitter does. OK, I get it.

And also too, an "avocation" is a hobby. This reveals a lot about what the Bush dynasty thinks about the presidency.

tessiee October 29, 2012 at 5:26 pm

Being Preznit IS a hobby — you know, like instructing the servants.

An_Outhouse October 29, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Shit. I told my daughter she could be a president of the United States. My wife was supposed to do that. We're fucked.

LibertyLover October 29, 2012 at 4:20 pm

But George W. Bush flipping off a camera was all sweetness and light and so very dignified.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/bushvideos/v/b

UnholyMoses October 29, 2012 at 4:27 pm

if you work hard, and you play by the rules, and if you have success, you could be just like him.

Or you could be a complete fuck up who goes through life drunk and entitled, then decide to use the family name, the Supreme Court, and some voting machine shenanigans to get into office so that your VP can actually run things while you go around giving speeches, playing golf, and partaking in inappropriate touching of foreign leaders.

COARSENING INDEED!

cousinitt October 29, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Dear Bush Spice, there are two very adult words you need to know:

Harry. Truman.

Cleopatriot October 29, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Douchebag.

alvinnewman October 29, 2012 at 4:29 pm

For those of us who endured service under two Bush terms here in good ol' FLA rest assured no one threw a bigger Baby Huey tantrum that JEB when one of his edicts (schemes) did not go as promised.

mavenmaven October 29, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Hearing swear words is MUCH worse than getting your virgin head blown off in some foreign war fought for no reason.

tessiee October 29, 2012 at 5:27 pm

Well, if by "no reason", you mean "daddy issues", then yes.

frostbitefalls October 29, 2012 at 4:36 pm

OT but what is with this strange story of a meth lab and conservative "dark money" documents? http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/governmen

BadKitty904 October 29, 2012 at 4:41 pm

I submitted that over in Wonkville a bit ago…

Biel_ze_Bubba October 29, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Zombie LBJ is laughing his fucking ass off.

MittBorg October 30, 2012 at 2:44 pm

It's pretty fucking coarse to invite your Cabinet to talk policy with you while you're in the shitter audibly laying a monster.

Slim_Pickins October 29, 2012 at 4:41 pm

The Bush boys should start trying to act more like their father (stoic) and less like Carl Rove.

DemonicRage October 29, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Stew in your own refluxed bile, Jeb! Your brother was such a bass-awkwards failure of National Fuhrer that you will never get a chance to live out your family's plan for you!

Slim_Pickins October 29, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Apparently, dog whistles are acceptable in "polite" circles but audible epithets are not.

Eve8Apples October 29, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Election 2012 isn't over yet, but Jebbie is already gearing up for Election 2016.

MittBorg October 30, 2012 at 2:46 pm

Until everyone who lived through 2000-2008, inclusive, in a conscious state has died/lost their memory, Jeb will NEVER have a prayer.

fuflans October 29, 2012 at 4:50 pm

on a day of inclement weather i would just like to remind jeb of 'katrina'.

Generation[redacted] October 29, 2012 at 4:57 pm

"Heck of a job, Brownie."

See? No swears.

BadKitty904 October 29, 2012 at 5:06 pm

In that instance, any "bad" language may have been drowned out by the cries of the maimed and dying…

arduinohacker October 29, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Selling your stock in Harken oil before the quarterly losses are revealed or making hundreds of millions with Panamanian cash of unknown origin, or tanking Silverado S&L,. though, those are perfectly okay.

BoroPrimorac October 29, 2012 at 6:28 pm

To think how all that money is going to land on the laps of the drunks, drug addicts and fuck ups who call themselves the Bush grand children.

Fox n Fiends October 29, 2012 at 4:54 pm

*sigh* Fucking Conservatives. Even their bullshit is bullshit.

Pat_Pending October 29, 2012 at 4:55 pm

In the words of former VP Dick Cheney, "Go fuck yourself."

rickmaci October 29, 2012 at 4:58 pm

Oh, yes the shrub of presidential coarseness fertilized by a little hypocrisy and a truck load of b.s.

UW8316154 October 29, 2012 at 4:58 pm

This is a big fuckin' deal.

Exhausted66 October 29, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Oh, I thought he was talking about the potential of an actual bullshitter becoming president.

JackObin October 29, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Fuck the entire criminal Bush family in the ass with a broken bottle. Sorry for the language, Tubby Jeb.

BadKitty904 October 29, 2012 at 5:09 pm

Off hand, I can't think of another, single American family that has done more, in recent years, to undermine and damage American democracy…

imissopus October 29, 2012 at 5:17 pm

Well, Obama's family is black…

smellypossum October 29, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Hey Jeb, your brother fucked the country coarsely for 8 solid years and diminished the presidency enough by ignoring the truth.

GFY, Jeb.

HobbesEvilTwin October 29, 2012 at 5:10 pm

uttering a barnyard epithet is far worse than cooking intelligence in order to sway a country into an illegal war that's killed, maimed or displaced over a million innocent people.

tessiee October 29, 2012 at 5:17 pm

You know, the pig-human hybrid does have a point:
"Bullshit" is a very rude and vulgar word, and those of us who consider ourselves ladies and gentleman shouldn't say "Bullshit" if we can possibly avoid saying "Bullshit"; so I'm not going to say "Bullshit" anymore.
`
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Just one more time, OK?
Bullshit!

tessiee October 29, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Hey, Pigface, aren't there some voting machines you have to go rig or something?

1stNewtontheMoon October 29, 2012 at 5:22 pm

You know what else coarsens our culture? Bullshit wars where lots of people die for no good reason.

tessiee October 29, 2012 at 5:22 pm

"As president of the United States,” he continued, “there’s the old expression that if you work hard, and you play by the rules, and if you have success, you could be just like him."

Yes, if only I were a draft-dodging cokehead drunk who had the good luck to be born into a wealthy crime family because my grandfather bankrolled Hitler, you guys would all be living in Tessylvania right this minute.

Oh, yeah — and Paul Ryan would be cleaning out urinals in biker bars.

MittBorg October 30, 2012 at 2:50 pm

For tips.

I didn't SAY what kind.

Sparky McGruff October 29, 2012 at 5:25 pm

You think that's bad? You should have heard what he said to Clint Eastwood.

FlownOver October 29, 2012 at 5:25 pm

Jebby – To paraphrase Ol' Barb re: gerry Ferraro, I have something I can't say but it rhymes with "Suck shoe."

LagunaB October 29, 2012 at 5:25 pm

OT – Tree down, missed the house. No damage. Now I am watching the pond and creeks around us. Should be ok except if the electricity goes and the sump pump stops. Then I mop.

MittBorg October 30, 2012 at 2:51 pm

ZOMG. Take care of yourself, little lady! I'll be watching for word from you.

tessiee October 29, 2012 at 5:28 pm

Hey, Jebbie — up yours with a rusty totem pole.

SheriffRoscoe October 29, 2012 at 5:30 pm

"Speakest thou bullshit?" was actually a common phrase used by Madison, who if I'm not mistaken was president at some long ago time.

Generation[redacted] October 29, 2012 at 5:32 pm

We’re living in a different time.

Oh sure, bring up Dubya, LBJ, Nixon, Truman, Washington, et al…

What does he look like, some kind of Presidential scholar or someone who studied history or watched the history channel before it became a pawn stars franchise?

chascates October 29, 2012 at 5:37 pm

How can someone whose mother is a cunt, father is a dick, and has one brother who is the biggest asshole that's ever been in politics be upset about a word like 'bullshitter'?

BadKitty904 October 29, 2012 at 5:39 pm

A very interesting question, indeed…

rmjagg October 29, 2012 at 5:50 pm

it hits too close to home

BarackMyWorld October 29, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Selective outrage is still selective.

The sad part is that the next time Republican president does something similar, the Democrats will just look like petty hypocrites for objecting to the lack of objecting.

The only way out of this destructive cycle of fingerpointing is to never elect a Republican again, obviously.

ibwilliamsi October 29, 2012 at 5:40 pm

Jeb’s a major league asshole.

JackObin October 29, 2012 at 5:45 pm

Actually, the most obscene word I've heard on this campaign is mormon.

chascates October 29, 2012 at 5:48 pm

And talk about coarsening' the sainted Presidency:

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.
You're either with us or against us.
I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called "walking."
Bring them on.

rmjagg October 29, 2012 at 5:49 pm

it's laughable that any member of the bush family would complain about the coarsening of our culture when they have been using us like toilet paper , in one way or another , for generations ….

bflrtsplk October 29, 2012 at 5:50 pm

And to think Babs Bush one time tried to call Hillary a bitch. Oh how far we have fallen.

SpiderCrab October 29, 2012 at 5:52 pm

At least Jebbie he's thinkin' of the womenz and their tender virgin ears.

synykyl October 29, 2012 at 6:01 pm

Hey Jeb, If you can think of a word that describes Mitt Romney better than "bullshitter" does, please let the President know.

Blunderthing October 29, 2012 at 6:02 pm

There aren't any swear words anymore. They're all used so often in everyday speech they're lost all their profane-ness. Only "fuck" is hanging in there and that's only because it's so much fun to say when you're fucking.

PennyDreadful October 29, 2012 at 11:17 pm

But "fuck" is the worst word that you can say.

rocktonsam October 29, 2012 at 6:36 pm

Jebz is still pissed that everybody thinks his little brother is the smart one in the family

HarryButtle October 29, 2012 at 6:58 pm

“As president of the United States,” he continued, “there’s the old expression that if you work hard, and you play by the rules, and if you have success, you could be just like him. You could be a president of the United States. That’s what dads tell their boys and moms tell their girls.

Yea, um, that old expression is complete bullshit. You don't need to work hard or play by the rules (see Bush, George W), you just need to have a bazillion dollars (see all of them, Katie).

Come here a minute October 29, 2012 at 8:20 pm

That explains why Jeb's baby brother was such a fuckup; the presidency was an "avocation".

redarmyzombie October 29, 2012 at 8:23 pm

Yes, Jeb, because bullshit is so much more crass than Turdblossom…

decentcitizen October 29, 2012 at 8:41 pm

Oh my stars and garters. All the delicate ears of the Repugs weep blood at the invocation of "bullshitter". Its their kryptonite.

angryspittle October 29, 2012 at 8:55 pm

This piece of entitled shit thinks Obama coarsened the presidency? Does this fuckwad remember his fucking brother and what he did to the presidency? Jesus fuckity fuck.

dennis1943 October 29, 2012 at 9:05 pm

Small potatoes to what your brother did……….to the Presidency…..

ttommyunger October 29, 2012 at 10:59 pm

Dad spews lunch and platitudes, brother spews pretzels and idiocy; Jeb just spews self-serving nonsense.

DesertTed October 29, 2012 at 11:12 pm

I think George saw his brother right when this picture was taken. Jeb is such a pussy.
http://thedailybackground.com/media/images/blog//

greencar October 30, 2012 at 4:03 pm

ooooooooooooooo, Obuma slammed again. Who in their right mind would vote for the failed president who disgraces the office?

jodioli October 31, 2012 at 12:45 am

I really don't think the Bush boys should be commenting on whether or not anyone else is a grownup. *eyeroll*

WhatTheHolyHeck October 29, 2012 at 5:10 pm

I know a sure fire way to cut that right out of them.

Or, as fate might have it, off of them.

Designer_Rants October 29, 2012 at 6:46 pm

I like your French Revolution vibe. And the plutocrats feel it too – that's why they're spending billions to buy this election.

boskolives October 30, 2012 at 8:59 am

As Ann updates it for you: "Let them eat shit".

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