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Brother Of George W. Bush Simply Does Not Care For Childish Cuss-Monger Barack Obama ‘Coarsening’ Presidency

How many ways will they come up with to say 'boy'? Jeb Bush, the former Florida governor and brother of greatest US American president in the history of the world, George W. “W.” Bush, thinks one certain current US American president Barack Q. Nobummer is a childish 10-year-old child — a “boy,” if you will — who uses barnyard words like “bullshitter” and thus has demeaned the presidency forever so why would you even tell your kids they could be president someday anymore, what do you want them to do, grow up to be black?!

[I]n an interview with Rolling Stone, Obama used a barnyard epithet to refer to Romney. “You know, kids have good instincts,” Obama said. “They look at the other guy and say, ‘Well, that’s a bull***tter, I can tell.’”

Asked if the president’s personal attacks demean the office of the presidency, [Jeb] Bush replied: “It does, but here’s the sad reality: We have a temporary time in American history where our culture has been coarsened, where people’s expectations are low. We’re living in a different time.

Fuck, you guys, Nobummer said a swear!

Also, he is a child and children should not try to be president anymore, because of childishness and swears.

“As president of the United States,” he continued, “there’s the old expression that if you work hard, and you play by the rules, and if you have success, you could be just like him. You could be a president of the United States. That’s what dads tell their boys and moms tell their girls.

“When you act like that, it’s kind of hard to say as a parent to your child, ‘You could be a president of the United States.’ Maybe there are other avocations that might be something that would create greater pride. Sadly, when you act that way, people begin to diminish the importance of the presidency,” Bush said.

But it isn’t just the vile barnyard poopy talk that has one Jebby so very Church Lady, because that would be incredibly dumb, and Jebby, remember is “the smart one.”

Oh wait. Yes it is, actually. Barack Obama said “bullshitter” and made fun of Miffed Romney’s “Romnesia.” That is the extent of Genius Jeb’s complaint about the coarsening of the presidency. Man, we remember the old days, when you at least had to get a blowy in the Oval before it needed to have its virginity honor restored.


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    1. Terry

      Recall that George H.W. Bush used to refer to Jeb's kids as the "little brown ones". Great family there.

    2. MittBorg

      Did either of the sons ever go to jail for DUI, assaulting their girlfriends, property damage caused during the attempt to assault the girlfriend, etc.?

    3. vtxmcrider

      Hey, Dildo Jeb, is your failure of a brother still cracking his drunken head on coffee tables? That great big bulging eye they found on the beach a few weeks ago reminded me of your old lady Babs. Your whole family's a bunch of fuck-ups.

    1. SexySmurf

      That kind of language is contributing to the coarsening of the honorable Wonkette comment thread.

      Keep up the good work.

        1. Lascauxcaveman

          Coarseness belongs only in sandpaper and organic kosher sea salt, and certainly has no place in the language of civilized people!

          Good day, Sir!

  1. Callyson

    "See, the irony is, what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it's over."

    Sound familiar, asshole?

    1. LetUsBray

      Naw, it won't sound familiar until you say it with a mouth full of food, the way Jebbo's über-dignified brother did.

  2. Lucidamente1

    All this from the man whose beloved father availed himself of the tender services of the late Lee Atwater.

  3. Barbara_

    That's okay Jeb, I am still cringing that your dad yodeled groceries on the Prime Minister of Japan.

    1. Terry

      …and his mother said this regarding Katrina evacuees:

      "What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them."

          1. WhatTheHolyHeck

            I know a sure fire way to cut that right out of them.

            Or, as fate might have it, off of them.

    2. Rotundo_

      That was the defining moment of Senior's presidential career. Junior's was the birthday cake and flyover during Katrina, or more significantly, unilaterally invading a country because its despot was an irritant to him. Mind you, I have nothing against puking, birthday cake and plane trips, but the invading Iraq based on what would be the best term… Bullshit comes to mind, seems to overshadow whatever coarsening Barry has contributed by quite a lot. Brother of idiot prince should quiet down a bit.

  4. memzilla

    [Jeb] Bush replied: “…our culture has been coarsened…"

    "Coarsened" = "Blah'd."

    (translation by Google Dog Whistle Translate®)

    1. zumpie

      Oh also, too—has Jebby checked the weather report so he can worry about more important stuffs than last week's page 6 news?

  5. iburl

    Yes, Obama telling Rolling Stone that Mitt Romney is a "Bullshitter" is somehow as bad as a Dick Cheney going onto the Senate floor and telling a Senator to "Go Fuck Yourself".

    1. Native_of_SL_UT

      And fortunately, our current VP uses words like "stuff" and "malarkey" and doesn't shoot his friends in the face.

    2. JustPixelz

      He said that to my senator (at the time).

      But to be fair, I've called Dubya Bush a motherfucking cocksucker who would cut off his mother's dick to piss off his father. In my defense, every word is true.

  6. snowpointsecret

    Choking and passing out on a pretzel isn't nearly as damaging as calling someone a bullshitter, obviously.

  7. NorthStarSpanx

    "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." — George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

    1. MittBorg

      "put food on their family"
      "ob-gyns are not able to practice their love on women"
      "is our children learning"

      Dear fucking christ on a popsicle stick, I *still* have nightmares about that idiot.

  8. BadKitty904

    I still prefer a "coarsened" presidency under Bamz over a "demeaned and debased" presidency under this pompous blowhole's lack-witted caricature of a brother, Dubya…

  9. johnschiap

    And this is almost *40* years after Nixon (whom Poppy Bush worked for) made "expletive deleted" a hallmark of the Oval Office.

    1. sudsmckenzie

      Lyndon Johnson called his shit bullshit, while cursing out visitors from the Oval Office loo.

  10. Jus_Wonderin

    "We’re living in a different time".

    Hahaha. Yeah, a mere 4 years ago we were kickin' W's sorry ass to Dallas. Different time? I posit that the fuckin' Republican bullshit we have had to endure is why these are "different times".

    Hey numbnutz, try to stay relevant 'cuz you sure as Hell will never be President. Thank you brother dickwad.

  11. dr_giraud

    The once proudly foul-mouthed party of Richard "those Goddamned Jews and Blacks" Nixon is awfully prissy now.

  12. BaldarTFlagass

    "We have a temporary time in American history where our culture has been coarsened, where people’s expectations are low."

    Thanks, in great part, to your little brother's administration.

  13. coolhandnuke

    So if you work hard, as our parents say, you can be President some day…Jeb.
    Like your brother, who pulled a C- at Yale, tapped nothing but dry wells in his petroleum career, traded Sammy Sosa…oh fuck it there's not enough space here to list all his "hard wok and successes."

      1. MittBorg

        Avoiding being arrested and jailed for DUI and snorting humongous quantities of cocaine, despite open public use and multiple witnesses. Just try being poor and getting away wit dat shit.

    1. BoroPrimorac

      Not to mention that these same fuckers have spent four years downplaying Obama's academic achievements and calling him an affirmative action president.

      1. MittBorg

        President has more and better knowledge, information, achievements, qualifications, and plain old ass-shaving smarts than PreppyBoy wut the GOP was sucking on the dick of for eight long years. And they dare to talk about the wisdom of that pseudoanthropoid and denigrate the Magna Cum Laude from Harvard. Yeesh, I long for point-toe steeltips.

        1. BoroPrimorac

          But it's all about hard work and playing by the rules, innit?

          If hypocrisy were made out of lightning, these motherfuckers would be dropping dead left and right.

  14. BoroPrimorac

    Poor cunt is still reeling from the fact that his dumber brother fucked up so bad at being preznit that he'll never have a turn.

    1. MittBorg

      EVAH thankyewgodinwhomidon'tbelieve. EVAH. That feckless bastard will not get a death grip on this nation's gullet. The last one did enough damage.

        1. BoroPrimorac

          They have a Mexican Bush who they're hoping to turn into Marco Rubio 2.0. He's supposedly running for public office in Texas in 2014.

    2. Pithaughn

      Oh, I can imagine president Romney caving in to the Bush crime family and picking Jeb for his second term, and then said crime family arranging for an "accident" for poor old Mitts.
      How could we possibly elect Mitt for two terms? See "winner, POTUS, 2004"

  15. LastGasp

    George W. helped get the country into a war with Iraq, on the pretext that there were "weapons of mass destruction." That's what I call coarsening the Presidency.

  16. Weenus299

    We Preznits can't always say piss or shit or anything Johnny Cash would say. Sometimes we have to use a whole lot of gloryfuckinglanguage to decorate some halfwit propegation that I-Rack was about to use nukular weppins.

  17. BadKitty904

    Is it just me or are the GOPers getting more and more "prissy" as the election approaches? They can't all be church ladies, can they?

    1. gullywompr

      It's amazing, when they're going in the wrong direction, they accelerate. Except for Mitt, who just keeps turning around in circles.

      1. MittBorg

        Today's statement from the GOP: Mitt's RIGHT about privatizing FEMA! FEMA's useless, we don't need it, nobody's had good experiences wid it. Srsly. This is what they're saying. Even as the hurricane barrels toward the coast and various state bodies are on their knees kissing Obama's ass with gratitude because, unlike Jebby's BRO, he's not on vacation eating cake or pretending to play guitar.

        1. Rotundo_

          Do you s'pose Dubya is cozying up with a six string trying his hand at songwriting? It could be the one thing he would be less competent at than the presidency. Sitting down in big D with no one but secret service agents and Pickles around without a single ring on the telephone from anyone but family (if *they* still call) for months and months has to wear on the man.

          1. MittBorg

            The fucker's taken up painting portraits of dogs. Presumably nothing higher on the evolutionary ladder cares for his attempts at portraiture.

  18. Joshua Norton

    When you act like that, it’s kind of hard to say as a parent to your child, ‘You could be a president of the United States

    Goodness, you can tell they're REALLY in panic mode when their best offense is disingenuous daintiness.

    Hey Jeb , I've got 2 words for you. Nixon Tapes.

    1. MittBorg

      Oh, hey, their latest thing is an assault on Nate Silver. Check out today's Politico. They've got Brooks tut-tutting him and other such Wise Men pronouncing him a has-been and a one-election wonder.

  19. BigSkullF*ckingDog

    My mom doesn't like it when I say the word "dork" because back in her day it meant a boy's thingy.

      1. Jus_Wonderin

        I got the soap treatment once. I think I said damn. No, that same dear Mom says words that would make a sailor blush. Of course, she is mainly repeating what my older brother says. But still……

        Oh, it was Dial soap.

      2. BigSkullF*ckingDog

        I got spanked once in my life and it was for repeatedly saying goddamnit. I only stopped after my mom made my dad spank me. Then I went to my room and repeated it over and over under my breath. Soon after, they gave up on me.

  20. Goonemeritus

    To quote Roseanne Barr when a heckler accused her of being un-ladylike she responded with “Suck my Cock”.

  21. ChickTract_Fil_A

    I agree. Calling Willard a Bullshitter is rude and disgusting. That being said, calling him a Muslim, socialist terrorist would be perfectly acceptable. (And I don't believe for a minute Jeb reads Rolling Stone).

  22. LibertyLover

    I think that taking a country to a second war on flimsy evidence and not paying for it at the same time as not paying for the first war kinda coarsens the office of the Presidency, but I'm funny that way.

    1. BadKitty904

      Good point. The blood of the young Americans maimed or killed in those stupid-ass, pointless wars pretty much coarsens the office of the presidency…

    2. BoroPrimorac

      Nothing coarsens the presidency like an Abu Grahib or Guantanamo Bay torture scandal. I mean, where the fuck do you go from there? The president would have to shoot his opponent in front of a live studio audience to coarsen the presidency more than that.

  23. belmontreport

    As long as fathers don't encourage their daughters or mothers encourage their sons, I'm happy.

    1. GhostBuggy

      That stuck out at me as well. As the father of one child, a girl, it's good to know I don't have to talk to her anymore! I can't wait to tell the wife that she'll be doing the encouragiatin' for LilGhostBuggy from now on.

  24. LetUsBray

    What evidently doesn't cheapen the presidency in Jeb-Jeb's eyes is helping your brother steal the election.

  25. MissTaken

    Every fucking person knows that you sound like a fucking dumbass whenever you bitch and complain using swear words. For fuck's sake, quit using these shitty words that just make you look like an asshole. Fucking grow up and speak like a goddamned adult, you cocksucker!

  26. boskolives

    Most republicans don't know there was a president between Clinton and Obama, or they would have asked why he didn't show up at Robme's primary theft.

    1. Jus_Wonderin

      Snark aside: the guy changing my oil the other day saw my Obama/Biden sticker. He asked "You like Obama? Why?" He was genuinely asking. Then he asked, do you like Condi Rice? I said, I have nothing against her. She is an accomplished woman. He says "She's Secretary of State, right?" (To myself. AAA!!! Why aren't people more aware of who is who in current politics???)

      "No, Hillary is and I love her".

  27. SorosBot

    Yeah, cursing just like everyone who's not a fainting Victorian prude does is so much worse than ordering fucking torture.

    1. MittBorg

      Or robbing the treasury, or engineering the greatest transfer of wealth ever seen, or leaving a once-vibrant and powerful American city to drown before the eyes of a horrified world.

      I could go on. And yes, I know I do.

      1. doloras

        If it's any comfort, if you ever come into my house as a cockroach, I'll make sure that lifetime is short.

  28. TavariousChinaSmith

    Wait, I thought Republicans thought it was evil and hitleresque if we used to word "liar" to describe them when they lie (when they speak). Now "bullshitter" is off the table too? What's left, "phony, trixy, dissembling, fullofit, flim-flam fabulist"? I guess I'm okay with that.

  29. Antispandex

    "Sadly, when you act that way, people begin to diminish the importance of the presidency,”

    What he meant was, "This is what happens to America when you let a negro become President", but he was too polite to say it. Polite is better. That's the point here.

      1. Veritas78

        What I heard was pronounced differently. I'm surprised he didn't refer to the White House as a woodpile.

  30. Pap Finn

    Profanity coarsens our culture and demeans the presidency. Lying the country into a major land war in the Middle East and murdering tens of thousands of innocent people is a venial lapse, like using your salad fork with your entree. QED.

    1. MittBorg

      Well, at least now we know the priorities and values of the leading spokespeople of both parties.

      Why is anybody voting Republican, again?

    2. MittBorg

      Hundreds of thousands, actually, possibly over a million. Lancet/JohnsHopkins study of 2006 quoted a figure of 600,000, and there's been plenty of killing since then. Add in the >4,000 US troops. Iraq has a HUGE problem with orphans now.

      1. BoroPrimorac

        They also have a huge environmental problem, due to all the depleted uranium used during operation Iraqi freedom, which will produce deaths that would have not happened if it were not for the invasion.

  31. Chet Kincaid_

    When a Republican politician or retired politician says something like this, a Democratic politician of equal or greater stature should be in his face in the media with a comeback. Rachel and Ed and Tweety don't count. Democrats have come a little ways, but they still need to learn to play the game a hell of a lot better.

    1. BadKitty904

      Truly! Refusing to call 'em on their self-righteous, posturing bullshit (yes, I said it) and label it as such simply empowers the impact of their lies on the electorate…

  32. CrunchyKnee

    "We have a temporary time in American history where our culture has been coarsened, where people’s expectations are low. We’re living in a different time."

    Temporary? Bush Twins 2024! Now that'll be some class.

  33. calliecallie

    “there’s the old expression that if you work hard, and you play by the rules…"

    Tell that to any fucking guy on Wall Street and watch him fall over laughing. Tell that to your fucking brother, you dimwitted sack.

    What is this, Leave it to Fucking Beaver? This really feels like it's right out of a 50s sitcom.

    1. BoroPrimorac

      If there were a god, a sack full of hammers would've fallen from the sky and landed on this motherfucker's head as soon as he said that.

    2. Veritas78

      Yes, and it's just an expression. No Bush ever worked hard or played by the rules. Although Bar certainly did have to labor to squirt that much evil out her twat.

  34. editor

    ah, yes. because breaking your foot while eating pretzels (?) is so much classier than calling bullshit when you see it.

  35. TRDMC

    Oh, I see. So, being a low-IQ hand puppet (Dubya) or a demented relic (Reagan) or a paranoid sociopath (Nixon) doesn't demean the presidency, but calling a bullshitter a bullshitter does. OK, I get it.

    And also too, an "avocation" is a hobby. This reveals a lot about what the Bush dynasty thinks about the presidency.

  36. An_Outhouse

    Shit. I told my daughter she could be a president of the United States. My wife was supposed to do that. We're fucked.

  37. UnholyMoses

    if you work hard, and you play by the rules, and if you have success, you could be just like him.

    Or you could be a complete fuck up who goes through life drunk and entitled, then decide to use the family name, the Supreme Court, and some voting machine shenanigans to get into office so that your VP can actually run things while you go around giving speeches, playing golf, and partaking in inappropriate touching of foreign leaders.


  38. alvinnewman

    For those of us who endured service under two Bush terms here in good ol' FLA rest assured no one threw a bigger Baby Huey tantrum that JEB when one of his edicts (schemes) did not go as promised.

  39. mavenmaven

    Hearing swear words is MUCH worse than getting your virgin head blown off in some foreign war fought for no reason.

  40. Slim_Pickins

    The Bush boys should start trying to act more like their father (stoic) and less like Carl Rove.

  41. DemonicRage

    Stew in your own refluxed bile, Jeb! Your brother was such a bass-awkwards failure of National Fuhrer that you will never get a chance to live out your family's plan for you!

      1. BadKitty904

        In that instance, any "bad" language may have been drowned out by the cries of the maimed and dying…

  42. arduinohacker

    Selling your stock in Harken oil before the quarterly losses are revealed or making hundreds of millions with Panamanian cash of unknown origin, or tanking Silverado S&L,. though, those are perfectly okay.

    1. BoroPrimorac

      To think how all that money is going to land on the laps of the drunks, drug addicts and fuck ups who call themselves the Bush grand children.

  43. JackObin

    Fuck the entire criminal Bush family in the ass with a broken bottle. Sorry for the language, Tubby Jeb.

    1. BadKitty904

      Off hand, I can't think of another, single American family that has done more, in recent years, to undermine and damage American democracy…

  44. smellypossum

    Hey Jeb, your brother fucked the country coarsely for 8 solid years and diminished the presidency enough by ignoring the truth.

    GFY, Jeb.

  45. HobbesEvilTwin

    uttering a barnyard epithet is far worse than cooking intelligence in order to sway a country into an illegal war that's killed, maimed or displaced over a million innocent people.

  46. tessiee

    You know, the pig-human hybrid does have a point:
    "Bullshit" is a very rude and vulgar word, and those of us who consider ourselves ladies and gentleman shouldn't say "Bullshit" if we can possibly avoid saying "Bullshit"; so I'm not going to say "Bullshit" anymore.
    Just one more time, OK?

  47. 1stNewtontheMoon

    You know what else coarsens our culture? Bullshit wars where lots of people die for no good reason.

  48. tessiee

    "As president of the United States,” he continued, “there’s the old expression that if you work hard, and you play by the rules, and if you have success, you could be just like him."

    Yes, if only I were a draft-dodging cokehead drunk who had the good luck to be born into a wealthy crime family because my grandfather bankrolled Hitler, you guys would all be living in Tessylvania right this minute.

    Oh, yeah — and Paul Ryan would be cleaning out urinals in biker bars.

  49. LagunaB

    OT – Tree down, missed the house. No damage. Now I am watching the pond and creeks around us. Should be ok except if the electricity goes and the sump pump stops. Then I mop.

  50. SheriffRoscoe

    "Speakest thou bullshit?" was actually a common phrase used by Madison, who if I'm not mistaken was president at some long ago time.

  51. Generation[redacted]

    We’re living in a different time.

    Oh sure, bring up Dubya, LBJ, Nixon, Truman, Washington, et al…

    What does he look like, some kind of Presidential scholar or someone who studied history or watched the history channel before it became a pawn stars franchise?

  52. chascates

    How can someone whose mother is a cunt, father is a dick, and has one brother who is the biggest asshole that's ever been in politics be upset about a word like 'bullshitter'?

  53. BarackMyWorld

    Selective outrage is still selective.

    The sad part is that the next time Republican president does something similar, the Democrats will just look like petty hypocrites for objecting to the lack of objecting.

    The only way out of this destructive cycle of fingerpointing is to never elect a Republican again, obviously.

  54. chascates

    And talk about coarsening' the sainted Presidency:

    A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.
    You're either with us or against us.
    I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.
    Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called "walking."
    Bring them on.

  55. rmjagg

    it's laughable that any member of the bush family would complain about the coarsening of our culture when they have been using us like toilet paper , in one way or another , for generations ….

  56. synykyl

    Hey Jeb, If you can think of a word that describes Mitt Romney better than "bullshitter" does, please let the President know.

  57. Blunderthing

    There aren't any swear words anymore. They're all used so often in everyday speech they're lost all their profane-ness. Only "fuck" is hanging in there and that's only because it's so much fun to say when you're fucking.

  58. HarryButtle

    “As president of the United States,” he continued, “there’s the old expression that if you work hard, and you play by the rules, and if you have success, you could be just like him. You could be a president of the United States. That’s what dads tell their boys and moms tell their girls.

    Yea, um, that old expression is complete bullshit. You don't need to work hard or play by the rules (see Bush, George W), you just need to have a bazillion dollars (see all of them, Katie).

  59. Come here a minute

    That explains why Jeb's baby brother was such a fuckup; the presidency was an "avocation".

  60. decentcitizen

    Oh my stars and garters. All the delicate ears of the Repugs weep blood at the invocation of "bullshitter". Its their kryptonite.

  61. angryspittle

    This piece of entitled shit thinks Obama coarsened the presidency? Does this fuckwad remember his fucking brother and what he did to the presidency? Jesus fuckity fuck.

  62. ttommyunger

    Dad spews lunch and platitudes, brother spews pretzels and idiocy; Jeb just spews self-serving nonsense.

  63. greencar

    ooooooooooooooo, Obuma slammed again. Who in their right mind would vote for the failed president who disgraces the office?

  64. jodioli

    I really don't think the Bush boys should be commenting on whether or not anyone else is a grownup. *eyeroll*

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