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Here is a rather whiny guy (Millennial, obvs) who simply will not leave Paul Ryan alone, when all Paul Ryan is trying to do is mind his own business and walk in a Memorial Day parade or something and not talk to him about his silly old “can’t get a job” problem! He is WALKING HERE!!! The whiny Millennial is all like “So what should I do, work for a dollar an hour like in China?” which is an excellent point considering His Lord High Hairgel Mittens of Romney was exposed today talking about how China is “better” for business than America, which we will presumably write about when Kris E. Benson wakes up. So Paul Ryan does what Paul Ryan always does, and brushes him off with an offer of candy. (We bet the homeless fellow that Paul Ryan did not punch in the face would have liked some candy, but he got the gift of twice-washed dishes instead.) That is all well and good and exactly what you would expect from Paul Ryan. We are more interested in Paul Ryan’s seething wife, Janna, who seems to be an Egg in the making!

Gritted-teeth smile? Check!
Nodding with inappropriate hostility? Yes!
Can’t believe the NERVE of some constituents not making proper obeisance at the man who is her powerful, manly, scholarly, intellectual heft and heart of the GOP husband? Indeedy, that too, also, too.

Janna Ryan may not set any new bars for wifely dickness, but she’s a comer and one to watch! We expect great thing from her in future.

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