SCHLOCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE  12:50 pm October 29, 2012

Obscure Wingnut Preacher: Hurricane Sandy Is God’s Wrath For America Betraying Israel 21 Years Ago (Also: Teh Ghey)

by Doktor Zoom

What, you expected the Werner Herzog title?Thank goodness for the internet! Were it not for this near-instantaneous information-distribution medium, Pastor John McTernan would not be able to get international attention for being among the first wingnut preachers to proclaim that Hurricane Sandy is obviously God’s vengeance on America for some perceived sin. In this particular case, the Almighty is going to cause randomized death and destruction along the East Coast of the US to punish random people for a diplomatic conference attended by George HW Bush in 1991:

Hurricane Sandy is hitting 21 years to the day of the Perfect Storm of October 20, 1991. I write about this in my book as America Has Done to Israel. [sic] This was the day that President George Bush Sr. initiated the Madrid Peace Process to divide the land of Israel, including Jerusalem. America has been under God’s judgment since this event.

But wait! That’s not all! There is MATH!!!! And politics! And Teh Ghey, of course:

Twenty-one years breaks down to 7 x 3, which is a significant number with God. Three is perfection as the Godhead is three in one while seven is perfection.

It appears that God gave America 21 years to repent of interfering with His prophetic plan for Israel; however, it has gotten worse under all the presidents and especially Obama. Obama is 100 percent behind the Muslim Brotherhood which has vowed to destroy Israel and take Jerusalem. Both candidates are pro-homosexual and are behind the homosexual agenda. America is under political judgment and the church does not know it!

In an earlier blog post, Mc Ternan, apparently unaware that the election will actually take place a week from now, and not tomorrow, said

Hurricane Sandy may flood Washington, DC on election day! It is like the hurricane is a huge bucket of vomit in America’s face during the election. What a sign from the holy God of Israel that American politics is an abomination to Him.

Never mind that the Madrid Peace Conference had few practical effects on Israel’s territory, or that it seems slightly douchey of the Lord of Hosts to kill a bunch of randomly selected residents of a coastal region when He could presumably direct lightning bolts at GHW Bush and the other organizers of the Madrid Conference. Talk about ambiguous messaging!

No, let’s keep in mind the REAL news in this announcement: 21 years is apparently the “Killer Storms” anniversary, or, depending upon your family traditions, the “Huge Bucket of Vomit in the Face” anniversary.

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{ 169 comments }

Boojum October 29, 2012 at 12:52 pm

God is slow. Maybe he should ride the short bus.

nounverb911 October 29, 2012 at 12:52 pm

I'm rooting for Jeebus to take out the Hamptons and Greenwich with a vengeance.

memzilla October 29, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Fire Island was evacuated, does that count?

Goonemeritus October 29, 2012 at 1:01 pm

I would be happier if he left the North Fork un-destroyed.

boskolives October 29, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Trump's casino would be a great starting point…

BaldarTFlagass October 29, 2012 at 1:32 pm

I've got a bud out in Wainscott, hope he gets through it ok and maybe can get in a little looting afterwards.

MosesInvests October 29, 2012 at 1:40 pm

If he's white, it's foraging. Looting is what the blahs do.

FNMA October 29, 2012 at 12:53 pm

God can be a real prick sometimes.

memzilla October 29, 2012 at 12:54 pm

Three is perfection as the Godhead is three in one while seven is perfection.

Well, this blithering rant is 21 kinds of stupid, so, yes.

nounverb911 October 29, 2012 at 12:55 pm

So who's stacking the deck?

gullywompr October 29, 2012 at 1:06 pm

I dunno, God gave us 4/20 also too…

JustPixelz October 29, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Don't forget "one is the loneliest number".

chascates October 29, 2012 at 12:54 pm

Wrong. It's God's wrath for listening to obscure wingnut preachers.

Nostrildamus October 29, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Wingnut preachers are God's wrath.

Fuck you, God.

DerrickWildcat October 29, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Can Jewish people be gay?

nounverb911 October 29, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Ask Barney Frank.

memzilla October 29, 2012 at 1:08 pm

Yes, but only wholesale.

Mumbletypeg October 29, 2012 at 12:56 pm

"HurriCane dealt the blow that laid your brother low." Preacher grifter Robert Mitchum

SorosBot October 29, 2012 at 12:56 pm

"Obama is 100 percent behind the Muslim Brotherhood which has vowed to destroy Israel and take Jerusalem"

Huh; how did I miss that part of the platform?

fatbob54 October 29, 2012 at 1:00 pm

No, President Obama didn't say it, WHICH PROVES HE'S GOING TO DO IT!!!!911!
Also, the call is coming from inside the HOUSE!!!!

Tundra Grifter October 29, 2012 at 1:27 pm

SB:

Preacher McTernan's platform is missing a few planks.

Goonemeritus October 29, 2012 at 12:57 pm

I predict the intersection of Christen Fundamentalism and Numerology will be the next big thing. Well I’m off to reserve some domain names and scout for land for my mega-church.

Doktor Zoom October 29, 2012 at 1:07 pm

the intersection of Christen Fundamentalism and Numerology

This freakish Frankentheology will destroy us all!

bobbert October 29, 2012 at 5:47 pm

I predict a big pile-up at the intersection.

Lascauxcaveman October 29, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Wait, doesn't the Bible already contain a Book of Numbers? The mash-up is already there.

HistoriCat October 29, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Let it go – he's on a roll.

Lucidamente1 October 29, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Of course, "Hurricane Sandy" is also the stage name of Pastor McTernan's favorite tranny stripper.

Slim_Pickins October 29, 2012 at 12:59 pm

What? Pat Robertson hasn't prayed Sandy away, yet?

Stevola October 29, 2012 at 12:59 pm

“Huge Bucket of Vomit in the Face”

Worst. Thanksgiving. Ever.

Lascauxcaveman October 29, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Or, maybe just waking up Sunday morning on the set of the next Jackass movie?

JustPixelz October 29, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Of all the things I want in my face, that's at the bottom of the list.

SorosBot October 29, 2012 at 12:59 pm

To be fair, George H. W. Bush knows a lot about vomiting in someone's face.

MosesInvests October 29, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Hai! Bushururu!

Slim_Pickins October 29, 2012 at 12:59 pm

More likely god's wrath for global warming.

SnarkOff October 29, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Preach it, brother.

DerrickWildcat October 29, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Lindsay Lohan has weighed in via twitter:
"WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i'm calling it Sally)..?"
"Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace"

fawkedifiknow October 29, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Your move, Pat Robertson.

Gleem McShineys October 29, 2012 at 7:10 pm

He's going to call the next disaster a Bucket of Rotten Hotwings.

Rotten Hotwings. IN. YOUR. FACE.
That shit burns! Now, whatchu got?

Blueb4sinrise October 29, 2012 at 1:00 pm

“Huge Bucket of Vomit in the Face” 21st Anniversary.
Was there in Cleveland when they released their first album.

UW8316154 October 29, 2012 at 1:13 pm

I loved their single 'Sloppy Seconds".

boskolives October 29, 2012 at 1:32 pm

I can't forget "This meal's on you!".

Doktor Zoom October 29, 2012 at 2:16 pm

I refuse to pay $175 on ebay for the "Wafer-Thin Mint" EP, no matter how rare it is.

ManchuCandidate October 29, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Isn't everything the wrath of god?

Swampgas_Man October 29, 2012 at 1:18 pm

The Big Guy has Anger Management issues.

Mumbletypeg October 29, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Well! Lemme run right out there in the blustery weather and scrape off my lefty bumper stickers to replace with Rmoney Banner Decals — for THIS guy!!

Swampgas_Man October 29, 2012 at 1:20 pm

BOTH candidates are pro-homosexual and are behind the homosexual agenda.

See? It won't do any good to vote R this time!

Mumbletypeg October 29, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Then I can be confused by his message on all kinds of levels — my favorite confusion-state of all!

Cleopatriot October 29, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Someone needs to let the Almighty in on the fact Bush doesn't live in Connecticut anymore.

BaldarTFlagass October 29, 2012 at 1:01 pm

"God’s vengeance on America for some perceived sin."

I perceive this sin to be the continual unchecked spewing of billions of tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere.

Callyson October 29, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Both candidates are pro-homosexual and are behind the homosexual agenda.

In the increasingly competitive race to say the most idiotic thing possible about this election season, we have a winner!

Jus_Wonderin October 29, 2012 at 1:34 pm

How far behind are each of the candidates?

northernbassist October 29, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Losers. We did the huge bucket of vomit in the face at our wedding party….

Swampgas_Man October 29, 2012 at 1:20 pm

You shoulda checked the date on that butter-cream icing.

LIT_Fag October 29, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Never thought I'd see the day when
something was retribution for something
a Republican did.

And 7 x 3? I'm sure you've had bigger, preacher
man.

Lascauxcaveman October 29, 2012 at 1:40 pm

First thing I thought of was Cassette x Chainring gearing combo. Hey, that's what I have on my mountain bike! Perfection!

[/bike nerd]

Detesticle October 29, 2012 at 1:02 pm

I was talking to God just this morning and It told me to get laid more often. Hurricane Sandy didn't even come up in conversation. We always talk about laying, though.

SnarkOff October 29, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Seriously, pastor, STFU.

Callyson October 29, 2012 at 1:02 pm

It is like the hurricane is a huge bucket of vomit in America’s face during the election.

What, they don't have any Pepto-Bismol in Heaven?

BadKitty904 October 29, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Ya know, some day I'd like to see a copy of this "homosexual agenda." It was apparently left out of my orientation packet.

In the meantime, Obscure Wingnut Preacher needs to spend more time meditating on the commandments found in the Book of STFU…

PsycWench October 29, 2012 at 1:12 pm

There are apparently entire sections of this agenda that I've never heard a gay person mention. Was there no committee consensus?

BadKitty904 October 29, 2012 at 1:14 pm

I certainly don't recall being polled. So to speak.

LIT_Fag October 29, 2012 at 1:53 pm

It wasn't so much a committee meeting as it was an awesome orgy.

UW8316154 October 29, 2012 at 1:15 pm

You didn't get a copy? Well, you know what *that* means….

/ onimous thunder and lightening /

Chet Kincaid_ October 29, 2012 at 2:15 pm

The Protocols Of The Elders Of Fabulous

Chet Kincaid_ October 29, 2012 at 2:16 pm

"orientation packet" — ISWYDT

Tommy1733 October 29, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Don't worry, this preacher will fill you in. Get it? "Fill you in"?

BarackMyWorld October 29, 2012 at 1:03 pm

God will hold a 21 year grudge against a country that sat back while Israel lost territory because of a treaty, but still hasn't just wiped out the Palestinians, or punished Germany for the Holocaust? Is the vengeance of the almighty going in reverse alphabetical order, or from least to greatest? Because this makes no sense.

BadKitty904 October 29, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Neither does an omnipotent, omniscient God speaking through this back-woods goober…

memzilla October 29, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Most importantly, how is Hurricane Sandy affecting Sarah Palin?

Lamestream media CONSPIRACY!!!

Loch_Nessosaur October 29, 2012 at 1:06 pm

She's shuckin' and jivin' over it right now.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 29, 2012 at 1:43 pm

I have no doubt she feels victimized by it. And us. And everything else.

eggsacklywright October 29, 2012 at 2:02 pm

She's diving the meaning of it all from moose droppings.

mickeymusing October 29, 2012 at 1:04 pm

This storm is obviously evidence of God's wrath against Citizen's United for providing the funding to support the incessant God-awful campaign ads interfering with his favorite CW shows. It's so clear, why can't people see it?

MissTaken October 29, 2012 at 1:04 pm

I hate playing blackjack with Jesus. He always stands on 12, something about apostles. So annoying.

Loch_Nessosaur October 29, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Isn't a Godhead one of those things on Easter Island?

gullywompr October 29, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Angkor Wat, actually.

Doktor Zoom October 29, 2012 at 2:18 pm

No, he's on Angkor Second Base.

gullywompr October 29, 2012 at 2:26 pm

They speak English in Wat?

Doktor Zoom October 29, 2012 at 2:37 pm

I don't know…

THIRD BASE!

eggsacklywright October 29, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Godhead is a hurricane blow job.

orygoon October 29, 2012 at 1:05 pm

"Obscure Wingnut Preacher"

Not, apparently, obscure enough.

EnnuiThereYet? October 29, 2012 at 1:05 pm

God speaks in mysterious ways. Also in ways of an 10th grade algebra and American history quiz.

HobbesEvilTwin October 29, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Can someone please help me understand how October 20, 1991 > October 23 2012 equals EXACTLY 21 YEARS (ALAN!)?

BaldarTFlagass October 29, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Really. I was all like, whoa, it hit last Saturday?

MissTaken October 29, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Leap years are the work of Satan so God doesn't do them!

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 29, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Plus daylight savings time! Get a map!

bobbert October 29, 2012 at 5:51 pm

For a certain value of "exactly".

M. Bouffant October 29, 2012 at 7:05 pm

Numerology!!

Indiepalin October 29, 2012 at 1:07 pm

"Huge Bucket of Vomit in America's Face" is the title of the lost Spinal Tap Album, recorded between "Smell the Glove" and "Shark Sandwich"

UW8316154 October 29, 2012 at 1:19 pm

It is a tribute record to the vomit-drowning of their second drummer, "Stumpy Joe".

Indiepalin October 29, 2012 at 1:25 pm

"It was someone else's vomit"

M. Bouffant October 29, 2012 at 7:12 pm

Thought Stumpy Joe was Def Leppard's drummer.

BaldarTFlagass October 29, 2012 at 1:35 pm

One of my favorites. I always listen with the volume set at 11.

SnarkOff October 29, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Two-word review: Shit sandwich.

Sophist[Kochblocker] October 29, 2012 at 1:07 pm

This guy probably has "HATE" tattooed across both his fists.

Loch_Nessosaur October 29, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Either that or DIE BART DIE.

BaldarTFlagass October 29, 2012 at 1:19 pm

The Bart the?

HistoriCat October 29, 2012 at 2:00 pm

No one who speaks German would do anything wrong!

UW8316154 October 29, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Spelled "HAET", of course

Native_of_SL_UT October 29, 2012 at 1:07 pm

My Republican family members were so mad at me for pointing out that two Republican national conventions in a row were hit by God's hurricanes.

BaldarTFlagass October 29, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Obviously, those particular hurricanes were Satan's hurricanes.

PsycWench October 29, 2012 at 1:08 pm

Does this guy have a sideline as Time Cube Guy?

HistoriCat October 29, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Pshaw – this is only about 0.12 timecubes on the crazy scale.

iburl October 29, 2012 at 1:08 pm

This is all basically God's response-song to "It's Raining Men" hitting the top 10 in 1982.

Dr_Zoidberg October 29, 2012 at 1:08 pm

Finally! Ahh, that feels good…I've been waiting for the 'Hurricane=Wrath of God' nonsense.

OneDollarJuana October 29, 2012 at 1:09 pm

21 is a magic number because Jeebus finally gets to drink all that wine he made out of water.

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 29, 2012 at 1:09 pm

"behind the homosexual agenda"
Somedays even I am suprised at the low bar I have for stuff that makes me giggle.

Nostrildamus October 29, 2012 at 2:18 pm

How about "straddling the homosexual agenda"?

kittenbomb October 29, 2012 at 2:35 pm

I prefer "ramming home the homosexual agenda."

BaldarTFlagass October 29, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Isn't God-vomit gonna be like manna or something else real tasty? I never thought of God having a normal digestive tract like us. What the fuck does he eat?

Blueb4sinrise October 29, 2012 at 1:14 pm

It's the Jaeger.

WhatTheHolyHeck October 29, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Unicorns and Thylacenes. He's such an anti-environmentalist asshole.

BaldarTFlagass October 29, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Better than a huge bucket of diarrhea, at least.

Gleem McShineys October 29, 2012 at 7:28 pm

THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS BUCKETS

SorosBot October 29, 2012 at 1:12 pm

So god apparently sent Sandy to punish the US over Israel and the gays; but what did the Caribbean countries where dozens of people have already been killed do to piss him off?

mavenmaven October 29, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Oh, they signed treaties with the devil, don't you remember? http://wonkette.com/413169/pat-robertson-was-righ

Chet Kincaid_ October 29, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Damnit.

Swampgas_Man October 29, 2012 at 1:23 pm

They don't count, silly– they're Browns.

Barrelhse October 29, 2012 at 1:26 pm

They are non-white Not Americans. Jesus hates those kinds.

Chet Kincaid_ October 29, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Pat Robertson already explained about the Haitian Darkies and the Pact With The Devil. http://wonkette.com/413162/pat-robertson-does-usu

Fairtackle October 29, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Sandy turns out to be the numbers 19, 1, 14 and 24.. Bam! think that pretty much says it all.

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 29, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Oh shit. That's my phone number!

Fairtackle October 29, 2012 at 2:20 pm

and as everybody knows, BigSkullf*ckingDog is just an anagram for "Glib Duck Flogs King", to there is that.

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 29, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Glib D*ck Flogs King.

calliecallie October 29, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Had to see this coming, huh? I'm sure he won't be the last, though.

calliecallie October 29, 2012 at 1:15 pm

OT: stay safe you Wonketteers in the hurricane's path, please.

gullywompr October 29, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Where's Lt. Dan when you need him?

BaldarTFlagass October 29, 2012 at 1:16 pm

"October 20, 1991. …President George Bush Sr. initiated the Madrid Peace Process to divide the land of Israel, including Jerusalem. America has been under God’s judgment since this event."
So all the peace and prosperity back under Clinton; that was just God lulling us into a sense of false security? Tricky bastard…

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 29, 2012 at 1:26 pm

That's Slick Willie for ya.

An_Outhouse October 29, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Stupid storm! Thanks to Sandy, my daughter's fourth grade class field trip to the Abortionplex has been cancelled :(. On the plus side, the Gay Bar is opening early so the kids will have some where to hang after school.

GhostBuggy October 29, 2012 at 1:17 pm

"Wrath of God" is a pretty good flick, although I thought when the Organians imposed a peace treaty on everyone, it was an odd departure from the usual Mitchum picture.

zumpie October 29, 2012 at 1:20 pm

I looked at the poster and thought, hmmmmm, Mitchum AND Frank Langella? I don;t even care how silly the actual movie might be, I would totally watch it for them!

Lascauxcaveman October 29, 2012 at 1:50 pm

If you haven't already seen it, don't miss Mitchum's other violent fake-preacher movie, Night of the Hunter. One of the scariest movies I've ever seen. And kinda weird. And even funny.

Wile E. Quixote October 29, 2012 at 1:50 pm

No kidding. I've got to find that on NetFlix. At the very least it's going to be some high quality cheese.

zumpie October 29, 2012 at 2:10 pm

There's also that awesome early 60's pot boiler, "Home from the Hill". With Mitchum as a patriach who fathered George Hamilton with his wife, and Hamilton's cabin dwelling BFF, George Peppard, with someone else!

For the other side, Pamela Tifflin's in the picture, too.

mavenmaven October 29, 2012 at 1:18 pm

"The storm is projected to come right over my house, so it might curtail the prayer meeting if the power is knocked out."

You'd think he might consider whether the Lord was trying to tell him something.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 29, 2012 at 1:25 pm

He can't pray if the power's out? Pastor UR doing it wrong!

kittensdontlie October 29, 2012 at 1:19 pm

October 20 is also the anniversary of the Louisiana Purchase in 1803, which left our american God seething at the US being taken to the cleaners by FRANCE!!

BaldarTFlagass October 29, 2012 at 1:22 pm

"Hurricane" is also one of my favorite Dylan songs.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 29, 2012 at 1:24 pm

What about all the Christianists in the path of this storm, Pastor? I guess he thinks they're expendable. God's will and all that.

docterry6973 October 29, 2012 at 2:41 pm

No True Christian will suffer harm, you can be sure.

Barrelhse October 29, 2012 at 1:24 pm

I was wondering whose fault it was this time.
We've come a long way intellectually since George Antrobus invented the wheel.

ElPinche October 29, 2012 at 1:25 pm

I CANT WAIT UNTIL HURRICANE SALLY BECOMES OBAMARS WATERGATE.

Chow Yun Flat October 29, 2012 at 1:27 pm

God has a really bad sense of timing.

Doktor Zoom October 29, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Not to mention a sick sense of humour.

Gleem McShineys October 29, 2012 at 7:35 pm

And he's been carrying around a bucket of holy puke for 21 years. GROSS, GOD

ProgressiveInga October 29, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Tax. His. Ass.

johnnyzhivago October 29, 2012 at 1:31 pm

And all this time I thought this storm was cooked up by Obama and his weather machine (the one they used to disrupt the GOP convention) to distract attention from the polls.

bravo_sierra October 29, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Needs more "punishment because Halloween"

ChickTract_Fil_A October 29, 2012 at 1:44 pm

So, after this, we're square with God, right?

Wile E. Quixote October 29, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Hey, fuck you Pastor John McTernan. If you had your shit together you would have been raptured in May of 2011 like the rest of the Godly. Since you're still here it's obvious that you're just another sinner doomed to burn with the rest of us.

Beowoof October 29, 2012 at 2:03 pm

John McTernan brings Die Hard with the Lord.

Nostrildamus October 29, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Dog bites man, Dr Z. When a hurricane is not blamed on the gays, that will be news.

docterry6973 October 29, 2012 at 2:44 pm

And the 8,000 who died in the Galveston hurricane of 1900? All gay.

Schmegeg October 29, 2012 at 2:09 pm

I am sure there is a more reasonable explanation for all of this, but right how I can't think of it.

qwerty42 October 29, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Well, I'm still expecting a close election, but an Obama win. Will the Lord God of Hosts be disappointed? These weird hick preachers always make me think they were invented by Flannery O'Connor.

lumpenprole October 29, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Twenty-one years breaks down to 7 x 3, which is a significant number with God. Three is perfection as the Godhead is three in one while seven is perfection.

therefore *yakety sax*

It appears that God gave America 21 years to repent of interfering with His prophetic plan for Israel

LibertyLover October 29, 2012 at 2:17 pm

God. He's just a damn fickle bastard.

Gleem McShineys October 29, 2012 at 7:37 pm

But he's got an awesome collection of vintage vomit.

decentcitizen October 29, 2012 at 2:31 pm

I'm certain if we looked into it we'd find some things more recent that God would be pissed about.

DahBoner October 29, 2012 at 3:08 pm

7 x 3 equals 1 carry the 2 plus naught is 21.

Do I win anything in God's Math Casino?

dennis1943 October 29, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Just like clockwork………

LibrarianX October 29, 2012 at 3:33 pm

I thought it was God's wrath for putting Romney on the November ballot.

tamiasmin October 29, 2012 at 3:54 pm

21 = 7 x 3. This man can factor, so right there! 7 and 3 are very nice numbers, of course, but they are not perfect numbers.

larrykat October 29, 2012 at 4:06 pm

It seems to me that 7 is obviously perfection times 2, plus 1.

ttommyunger October 29, 2012 at 10:46 pm

Please, tell me more. No, wait; let me get a pencil and paper…..now, please, continue…

fishwharf October 31, 2012 at 12:39 am

Wonkette's making this shit up for giggles.

howardtlewisiiii November 1, 2012 at 4:13 pm

The wingnut preacher is part right., but HAARP and the Bush criminal cabal is not God. Their boss is the queen lizard of England and the Rothschild bank.

bobbert October 29, 2012 at 5:51 pm

I don't care.

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