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Wingnuts Terrified: Black Man Coming For, Possibly On, Their Daughters

Your daughter's a whoreYou wanna see something really scary? “First he asked for your wedding gifts, then your yard sales and now he has asked for your daughters.” Dun dun DUN. That’s right. The most scariest thing that could ever have happened has happened, right here in our own US of A. A woman made a video acting like she wanted Pimp in Chief Barack Obama to do sex on her young white body, and the wingnuts are reacting exactly as you’d expect: by rolling their eyes and going “eh, if we were libtards we would think that was funny we guess, but we’re not so we don’t” and then moving onto something important. HAHA just kidding. No. They are fainting in horror and screeching and wailing that mildly racy dialogue (if it were 1924) of young white women implying doing sex on Barack Obama will result in his landslide defeat. Let us watch them gnash their teeth and tear their hair, together, after the jump.

First, here is the video. It is by Lena Dunham, whom we LOVE (and we reeeeeally don’t get the backlash, Gawker; she is smart and hilarious and her version of shallow and callow 24 is very much the one we remember from 45 years ago, and which our own mother remembers from the 1910s). There is at least one very funny line, about the Lilly Ledbetter Act. Hooray!

So now we’ve all seen it, we can follow along as the wingnuts vomit with fear!

From RedState:

Lena Dunham allows herself to be used in this cheap, last minute attempt to be the first for young women. Dunham, who was raised in a wealthy, over-sexualized household and who started therapy at age 7 must somewhat be forgiven for her role; she seems to have a thing for talking about her first time, the Obama administration was just happy to oblige. The problem is, this is an adult man, with two young daughters, who should know better.

Also from RedState:

If you need any further proof we live in a fallen world destined for hell fire, consider the number of people who have no problem with the President of the United States, via a campaign ad, ridiculing virgins and comparing sex to voting.

This is the man who once said children were a punishment. At least we know he’s cool with abortion.

How about some Breitbart?

So she chose to do it for the first time with Barack Obama, since he “cares about and understands women.” In fact, he understands them so well that he exploits them for insane commercials comparing losing your virginity with voting. Obama has young daughters.

But that didn’t stop him from releasing this commercial. Because this is what Obama thinks of your daughters. This is Obama’s official campaign ad. Paid for with his campaign money. Distributed by his campaign. If this ad were any more demeaning to women – who apparently care only about having sex, if you listen to Lena “You Want To Do It” Dunham — it would be produced by Bill Maher and star Bill Clinton.

Oh, wait. That’s Obama’s actual campaign.

Here, have some twats!

MandingoBoogity boogity boo

Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeen!

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296 comments

    1. Barbara_

      And hopefully, staying for some pancakes, if ya know what I mean.

      Jeff had a business trip to Vegas 2 nights ago and as his plane was taking off Air Force One was landing. I hear that Barack Obama popped into the employee cafeteria at the Bellagio and surprised the people there. I love this guy!

    1. miss_grundy

      Why are these people such assholes? Aren't the red states the top consumers of pornography in America? Geez, they are like Roman Catholics, reading sex into everything.

    2. MaxUdargo

      I'm sorry, but that ad was weird. I mean, it would be fine if some supporter had loaded it onto YouTube, but as an official Obama ad?

      Why in the world would the Obama people deliberately use sexual innuendo and a very young woman to make whatever point they're trying to make (that young women are shallow and silly?). It's just weird. And it seems to me it's going to rub a lot of people the wrong way. Why do it? Are the Obama people tired of listening to the people on the news shows talk about Richard Mourdock and God's rape babies? They wanted to give the journos something new to talk about?

        1. MaxUdargo

          What does that mean, exactly? Does it mean you think I'm pretending to have an opinion I don't have. Or that I'm trying to start a fight? Or that I'm a secret right-wing provocateur or something?

          All you have to do is click on my icon to see none of those things are true.

          Or is it just your cute way of dismissing my argument?

          It just seems like a stupid thing for them to do. It implies some things about how Obama views himself and his relationship with female voters that some might find a little creepy and others might find a little condescending. These doting "I'm a hot chick who thinks Mr. Candidate is hot" videos are fine when they're spontaneous expressions from some supporter on YouTube, but you don't copy that format as an official campaign argument. It's kind of like sending yourself a sexy valentine.

          1. Mumbletypeg

            No I recognize you MaxU and have enjoyed your comments for some time here… My own misgivings about the ad's premise are with the flawed analogy of "first time" which I feel should have nothing to do with 'opportunism' per se; and the "right time" can fall along a quite vast array of timelines for many different kinds of women (speaking in terms of having worked w/ young women in youth groups and tutoring and I'm not keen on making light of the pressures) —
            So but that's just to chime in you aren't the only one expressing qualms about the ad. I'm not sure why the 'troll' word got used against you, perhaps and I'm just guessing since I haven't mastered contexts for the word's deployment myself, but maybe was b/c you inserted your contrasting opinion as a reply rather than a stand-alone comment? Anyway.

  1. Tom

    Wait.. her last name is Dunham. Barry's mom's last name was Dunham. Another Breitbart "vetting" in 3, 2, 1…

    1. MacRaith

      Yes, she's actually Obama's half-sister. So by implying that they're having incestuous sex, the Obama campaign is blatantly trying to put West Virginia back in play.

      1. PugglesRule

        She's Barack's 22nd cousin 400 times removed, whose (insert number)grandparents who came over from England were also Barack's (insert number)grandparents.

  2. Callyson

    "It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute!"

    Seriously, that seems to be the fallback line for the Reeps whenever they see a strong woman stand up against them.

    Today, we are all sluts and prostitutes…

    1. Detesticle

      Ohh, Reeps. I like that one. Everyone keeps trying to coin a Republican shorthand — Rethugs etc. Maybe the Reapers? … I dunno. The quest continues, probably. We need an X Prize for renaming the Republicans up in here.

    2. miss_grundy

      I saw a volunteer from the Obama campaign wearing a "Sluts Vote" button and he was wearing it on behalf of his daughter and granddaughter.

    3. The Professor

      Good lord, I'm a slut and a prostitute!?
      And for 134 years I've always thought that I was a male…

  3. HRH_Maddie

    Seriously? THIS they clutch their pearls for? I find a dude running for the senate that says rape babies are gods will a whole lot more offensive. Also that asshole who said "some girls rape easy."

    1. zumpie

      And the turkey faced pissy old grandma man who says that of course a blah is gonna back up a blah Evil Kenyan Muslin Usurper

    2. teebob2000

      Now, now, not to get all technical-like on ya, he was only quotin' advice from his pappy to watch fer them easy-rapin' gals!

    3. mavenmaven

      Actually, in their minds, its "natural" when a man forces sex upon a woman, but the idea that a woman might want sex on her own terms makes her a "slut".

      1. HRH_Maddie

        As Clayton Williams said re: rape: "If it's inevitable, just relax and enjoy it" – Words to live by.

  4. hagajim

    Gee, I didn't hear a single thing about sex anywhere in that ad. I just got that this chick thought the first time you did it (voted) you should do it for someone who actually knows that rape is rape and not an act of God. Fucktards each and every one of them. And John Nolte, there's a special place in r*tar* hell for you.

    1. BerkeleyBear

      I got a John Nolte is fapping to Obama's "blossoming" daughters vibe. And then threw up and felt stabby all at once.

    1. Negropolis

      Yet, somehow, Putin's ad came off incredibly creepy, where this is obviously tongue-in-cheek.

      In Soviet Russia, president sexes YOU!

    1. Disassembly

      “I know what it’s like to pull the Republican lever for the first time, because I used to be a Democrat myself, and I can tell you it only hurts for a minute and then it feels just great.”

    2. BaldarTFlagass

      I have to say that it sounds a whole hell of a lot creepier coming from Reagan than it does from the young Dem hottie.

    3. ffredpalakon

      Well, now that we've come across this piece of deeply disturbing, incredibly offensive humor, calm-minded individuals everywhere can now agree: Ronald Reagan was the Zodiac killer.

    4. arihaya

      When will you stupid liberal understand: only old white men are allowed to make joke about sex/rape/lady parts.

      Women themselves are verboten !

  5. BaldarTFlagass

    WTF are those old white guys griping about? They all wanted to have sex with Sarah Palin. Sauce for goose, sauce for gander.

    1. Esteev

      Not all of them are old. Ben Shaprio can't be much older than 13 — and I assume that from his writing, not his boyish looks.

  6. docterry6973

    Mandingo! I swear these wingers and their faux outrage are so tiresome. Just imagine their outrage if Romney promised to resume torture. Oh, wait…

  7. JustPixelz

    Voting is free (except for the cost of getting documents to get a voter ID). Another government freebee.

    (My first time was with McGovern.)

      1. Lot_49

        Ha ha: first ever vote and I was already in Veet-Nahm. Got to vote for McGovern and a straight Communist Party ticket in my home state, just to be "ironic."

        1. weejee

          My first serious campaign work was for George, working in rural southern Illinois as a Vietnam vet for McGovern. That really confused a lot of rednecks in those parts. Good times…

      1. HELisforHEL

        Mondale, too-had some asshole Reagan shitheels scratch up my car sticker at the time (not understanding that I could just easily replace it), because, well, Reagan.

    1. Lascauxcaveman

      John Anderson, 1980. I was a young Republican idiot back then, but I was still smart enough to hate Ronald Reagan.

    2. natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      My first time was with the Big Dog in '92. Pulled Slick Willie's lever so hard my hand cramped.

    3. Negropolis

      My first time was with John Kerry. God that felt awful. But, I'd fooled around with Dean in the primary, so that kind of made up for it.

      So, it kind of depends on what the defintion of is is.

  8. glamourdammerung

    Some clown that literally called a Supreme Court Justice a "goatfucking child molester" for disagreeing with them is whining about morality?

    Is there a punchline missing somewhere?

  9. Texan_Bulldog

    If this was a pro Mittens ad, this would be hailed as the cleverest ad ever. Don't worry, Mittens. You got the all important Meat Loaf endorsement–you'll be fine.

      1. docterry6973

        Isn't Paradise by the Dashboard Light really a hymn of praise? Not like this filthy Obama stuff.

    1. miss_grundy

      Gah, what is it with these cracker ex-musicians? Meat Loaf and Ted Nugent line themselves with Rmoney and here in Detroit, it's Kid Rock, who is probably best known for marrying Pamela Anderson for about five minutes.

  10. kittenbomb

    John Nolte says "How could a president with two young, blossoming daughters release an ad as disgusting as this?"

    Then he had to have some "alone" time.

  11. Hammiepants

    I do not understand their interpretation of sex. I would hate to live in that world. All snark aside, they just don't get it. These people scare the shit out of me. They condense all their fear of women, gay people, and non-procreative sex in general into something really ugly and twisted. I would feel worse for them if they weren't such hateful assweasels.

    1. HELisforHEL

      They're hateful assweasels because of the reasons you've listed. They really need to calm down, untwist their panties (magic or not) and have a little fun.

    2. finallyhappy

      Hateful Assweasels- another name to consider for my future dance troupe made up of other seniors from my exercise class(and no, I don't mean 12th graders or college kids)

  12. Detesticle

    I watched this porn. At first, I was interested, then more interested, then MORE Interested … then suddenly I lost interest. (Old SNL joke.)

  13. Antispandex

    Oh! It was about VOTING….what a jip! I was soooo in the mood for some porno…I mean adult movie entertainment. So, voting. Well, I'm probably the only person in the world who thought that was the point of it. Filthy lib slut! (Call me)

  14. widestanceromance

    Dear Wonkette,

    I find this photo IMPOSSIBLE not to fap to, but I'm at work. What should I do?

    Hard at Work and Hardly Working

      1. BaldarTFlagass

        No kidding. Throughout my professional career, whenever I changed jobs, I knew I was finally comfortable with my new position when I was able to jerk off in the handicapped stall.

        1. Jus_Wonderin

          "was finally comfortable with my new position"

          Are there alternate positions for fapping? I only know one. But, I grew up rural.

      2. widestanceromance

        Only when I was hourly paid, working a holiday and getting double time and a half for each stroke. I don't come cheaply.*

        *the client I billed my time to was The World Bank

    1. Willardbot9000_V2.5

      Eh…he's not really "behind" outside of Rasmussen polls anyway. The funny part is going to see the bitter cries of "he stole'd that elecshun!" the day after Bamz takes that fatheaded-tax evader out and puts us out of his misery. The wingnut cries will be EPIC….right now I feel a bit like Cartman waiting for Scott Tenerman to taste his chili with these dickheads…

    1. MissTaken

      Me too, and since then I've given it away to Gore, Kerry, Obama, and Obama. I'm very loose with my votes.

      1. Jus_Wonderin

        MT, I don't think giving it away at four year intervals is loose. You are very discriminating with your votes.

        1. MissTaken

          I didn't list off all the state and locals that have tasted my votes, too. I even gave it up to Governor Moonbeam Jerry Brown from Singapore in 2010.

          1. Lionel[redacted]Esq

            And think about it, a California initiative, you need 504,760 signatures. A Constitutional Amendment requires 807,615. So every time you vote for one, think of how many other people you are giving it up to.

          2. Incitefully_Joe

            My first time was not that memorable, the guy it was with was kinda boring, but the main highlight from back then was hooking up with Bob Casey to make Rick Santorum jealous.

    2. cousinitt

      I'll always remember walking into the dark booth and pulling the dark gray, stained curtain around me. Sitting on the barstool, I gently caressed the pale gray knob of the handsomely graying candidate. I pulled, he clicked. His name was Gene, Clean Gene, they called him and I was one very satisfied 18 year old, now a man.

      1. finallyhappy

        My first vote was a protest vote for Thatcher Longstreth for mayor(A REPUBLICAN) against Frank Rizzo the fascist Dem mayor of Philly.

      2. Dudleydidwrong

        My first presidential roll in the hay was with JFK. Ah, we were young and foolish. The world was our apple and we were so much in love. Stars were brighter and the moon had that romantic glow of fulfillment, release, and an unbound future.

        And then fucking Oswald came between us–came between us all.

  15. Buzz Feedback

    In the spirit of Cocktober, I nominate Dracula Cunt to star in the GOP response ad.

    Only the old-timers may understand.

    1. Willardbot9000_V2.5

      More like a tumor some doctor removed from Nick Nolte and tossed into the garbage than anything else…

  16. SexySmurf

    Humor is like pussy: John Nolte gets neither.

    Also, am I the only person who noticed his avatar is Al Bundy?

    1. Willardbot9000_V2.5

      Which is hilarious because Ed O'Neill AND Al Bundy are both Democrats. I read that for the '92 election O'Neill actually donned his Bundy character to cut an ad supporting Bill Clinton. Which would make John Nolte a complete moron for using that as his avatar. Maybe he should pick something a little more his speed…like Kirk Cameron stroking a banana while Roy Comfort looks on lustily and approvingly.

  17. Monsieur_Grumpe

    These complaining bloggers need a good deflowering. Don’t look at me. I’m not their type.

  18. Fairtackle

    Ewww, John Nolte is way creepier than that add, with his "blossoming daughters" talk. Does he write descriptions for the Joy Book?

  19. Cheburashka64

    The only thing I find creepy in this whole thing is the John Nolte tweet about Obama's "two young, blossoming daughters." THAT was seriously gross.

    1. BadKitty904

      I know, right? There's a definite "Ol' Massa Paedobear" vibe goin on there.

      Cue "Molasses to Rum to Slaves"…

    2. PugglesRule

      Dear John Nolte, please stop ogling my daughters or the Secret Service might need to visit you. Sincerely, Barack H. STP (Still the President) Obama

    3. Willardbot9000_V2.5

      Yeah…that's 'Lolita' speak right there…Bamz keep Sasha and Malia far, far away…also anyone in DC: if you have a pre-teen daughter and John Nolte offers her candy be afraid, be very afraid…

  20. Antispandex

    BTW, that first comment by Nolte about "young blossuming daughters"? Um, he might just qualify as one of what my young granddaughters calls a "creeperson". I'm going to go ask.

  21. belmontreport

    I love that in this situation, Obama is an adult man, but apparently 26-year-old Lena Dunham is a child? How sexist of Obama to make these men talk about an adult woman as though she's a child that can't make decisions on her own! He should be ashamed of himself!

    1. PhilippePetain

      Right, because 26 year old women never speak about sex in a ribald manner. They must be saved from this corrupting influence!

    2. miss_grundy

      In their world, in 1865, a woman cannot think for herself nor can she make any decisions for herself. She is merely chattel. That is what these fucktards want to take us back to because having women think for themselves make them feel less like men. And they cannot have that.

  22. Mojopo

    I LOVE her! Lena has a really good lock on things for someone her age. I expect her to be around for a long time. Funny, quirky ad. Love.

  23. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    All right, listen to me. In a few hours, she'll probably be sane enough to work herself into some kind of towering Jesus-based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some kind of cruel Kenyan who fed her liquor and LSD, dragged her to a Vegas hotel room and then savagely penetrated every orifice in her little body with his throbbing, uncircumcised member vote.

  24. editor

    how charmingly victorian. to think that an ad about voting is really about sexing the president is rather like covering up the table legs lest they give anyone lascivious thoughts.

    having said that, is there anyone who would prefer naked time with romney over the potus? yeah, didn't think so.

    1. Gleem McShineys

      prefer naked time with romney

      Great. Thank you very much. Now what am I going to do?
      Do they even make crutches for penises?

  25. ingloriousbytch

    The only kind of sex that the wingnuts want to acknowledge is the kind that makes those precious rape babies.

  26. LIT_Fag

    If it had been a white dude, though, they' be
    fapping furiously instead of rolling their eyes
    at the thought of hot black prez on white boy
    action.

    Excuse me…..

  27. HouseOfTheBlueLights

    True story: my son went to college with Lena Dunham. Therefore I want to know why he isn't also rich, famous, and doing it with Barack Obama.

  28. Poindexter718

    And introducing Erick Erickson as Bob Ewell:
    "I seen that black n****r yonder ruttin' on my Lena!"

      1. EatFrankRich

        That's the Socialist ticket she's got there.
        European socialism I hear is WAY worse than even the Kenyan kind.

  29. ElPinche

    This stuff doesn't even phase me anymore. Ok, we get it. Obama is a pimp. Add that to the pile of conservative BS against Barry.

    But why doesn't John Nolte use his own face in his twatter avatar like everyone else? Because his face looks like creampied cunt.

  30. Abernathy

    Anyone else see a theme in John Nolte's twittergasm? "Blossoming," "blow," " going to be too big." He's obsessed with votes!

  31. finette_

    So many unintentional sex metaphors in that collection of Twitters! The id will get you in the end.

  32. mavenmaven

    As TPM points out, Reagan already made that joke before this woman was even born:

    On Thursday night, at a working class bar in Bayonne, N.J., Reagan said, “I know what it’s like to pull the Republican lever for the first time, because I used to be a Democrat myself, and I can tell you it only hurts for a minute and then it feels just great.”

      1. finallyhappy

        CLownfish change sex. When Nemo's mom died, his dad, Marlon, as head of their group(ok, there was no group but a lot of the movie was fucked up) would have become female because the female is the leader of each clownfish group- a mature male is second in command. When the mature female dies, the mature male becomes female and the leader.

  33. sullivanst

    Gotta love all the men telling the women they should be offended. I always find the best way to convince women I'm a true friend of the ladyfolk is by telling them what to think.

  34. owhatever

    Some day this slut will be begging for a trans-vaginal probe after having a legitimate rape sanctioned by God and we won't give it to her.

    1. An_Outhouse

      and only vote for who their husband tells them too (my wife ran for county legislator and met some of these).

      1. Generation[redacted]

        If we just get government out of the way, husbands can use the power of the free market to ensure their wimmens vote the right way.

  35. LibertyLover

    I would be pleased for my daughter to vote for the first time for Barack Obama, but she won't turn 18 until March. Obviously, I didn't plan that pregnancy out very well.

    1. finallyhappy

      unlike Obama's mom who planned everything including the fake newspaper announcements in Hawaiin papers and his childhood meetings with Saul Alinsky(because she know Saul would die when Barack was 10)

      1. LibertyLover

        Clearly, she was a long term planner. I, on the other hand, am just a woman whose hormones got the better of her.

    2. Lascauxcaveman

      My daughter is just a few months younger than yours, but still a little too close to her Catholic education (single political issue: abortion) to be trusted at the ballot box. Hopefully a few years of college will give her a broader view.

  36. Wadisay

    So, where is the tagline at the end that says, "I'm Barack Obama, and I approved this desecration of all that's holy, savage penetration of white women, crime against humanity."?

  37. Gleem McShineys

    Predictable overreaction by wingnuts to white girl making suggestions about losing virginity to a black man just shows all of you liberals that YOU'RE THE REAL RACISTS.

  38. Willardbot9000_V2.5

    I'm calling it now….10:1 at least ONE of these wingnuts will wind up in a perp walk for either child porn or taking part in a child sex ring. My money is on Nolte, he seems like the Jerry Sandusky of girl molesters…ya know, catholic, conservative what have you.

  39. An_Outhouse

    okay, I finally watched the ad. What the fucking hell are these wing nuts complaining about? Jesus H. Christ!

  40. Cheburashka64

    I really hope this voting is like sex thing doesn't catch on, because I voted two weeks ago.
    Talk about pre-mature…

  41. Generation[redacted]

    Obama just lost the womens vote. It was bad enough providing birth control coverage and equal pay. He somehow weasled through not defending rapists' parental rights. He could even survive his lack of vaginal probes. BUT, allowing a 20-something woman to speak in a sexually suggestive manner? Surely this is the last straw for the morally upright wimmenfolk of Real Ameruka.

  42. HELisforHEL

    Seriously, the ad is cute and not some oversteamed walk through Sexytime Park.
    Gah fucking republicans.
    As a TPM poster wrote, and worthy of a quote here:

    The best stimulus program would be to increase domestic manufacturing of fainting couches for Republicans.
    -Thomas Bailey

  43. DahBoner

    cheap, last minute effort

    Every Republican knows 4 Diamond girls are not cheap!

    And you must book in advance…

  44. mustangsavvy

    I have to be honest, I wasn't even paying attention to the rest of this article after the HAWT PIXX of the black dude. Yowza. Thanks My Wonkette for a Friday arvo pick-me-up! No, really, Sexxy Hawt Black Man – pick me up!

  45. arihaya

    In Nolte's defense, even the gayest gay in the Castro will choose Obama's daughters over any of Mitt's Statford sons

  46. Attila_T_Hun

    "Dunham, who was raised in a wealthy, over-sexualized household and who started therapy at age 7" attended Oberlin College in Ohio, the most important swing state.
    Oberlin College is also wealthy and over-sexualized.

  47. ttommyunger

    Well, I'm glad to see one of the Dunhams is funny; her brother Jeff (and his idiotic puppets) sure as Hell isn't. BTW, do you ever imagine the Rightards will figure out that "pearl clutching" is unattractive on both men and women, but especially on men?

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