Mean Jerk Joe Biden Didn’t Send Aide A Thank-You Note Until He Asked, And Other Halloween Tales Of Horror

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Look at this guy thinks he's so coolSorry, old ladies, but Old Handsome Joe Biden may be old and he may be handsome, but he is NOT the world’s greatest lover of all humanity (especially old ladies) that you think he is! Once, he didn’t even send one of his aides, this swell fellow Jeff Connaughton, a thank-you note for fundraising for him until Connaughton “dropped a hint that he wanted one.” And another time, Connaughton became a lobbyist, and Joe Biden never “lifted a finger” to help the newly minted lobbyist’s clients! There is a whole book what has been wrote on these terrible slights that Mean Jerk Joe Biden did to this incredibly loyal fellow, and Politico has written about it, and we have copy and pasted the “good bits” (the ENRAGING bits!!!) of Joe Biden’s Mean Jerkness. Be prepared to put away your love for Joe Biden as with all other childish things, because you will be shaking your head at the man’s cold ambition and coldness and refusal to help lobbyists. Like, what is the world EVEN COMING TO?

You guys, not only did Mean Jerk Joe Biden not send dude a thank you note until dude dropped a hint that he wanted one, but he also treated young aides poorly!

He tells of raising money for the senator and getting little in the way of appreciation – not even a thank-you note until he dropped a hint he wanted one – and of Biden treating young aides poorly.

“Later in the campaign, a twenty-three-year-old fundraising staffer got into a car with Biden with a list of names and phone numbers: ‘Okay, Senator, time to do some fundraising calls,’” Connaughton writes. “Biden looked at him and said, ‘Get the f**k out of the car.’”

Hahaha, we wish we had been a 23-year-old who was like “Okay, Senator, time to do some fundraising calls”! Because that would mean we were a 23-year-old with some BRASS (brass testicles. That is what “brass” means, in case you didn’t know why everyone laughed when Bill Clinton said it about Punk Ryan).

“His ambitions, I was coming to understand, were mainly about himself,” writes the former staffer.

Connaughton did wind up landing the White House job and ultimately made his way along the well-trod path to K Street, joining Covington & Burling and wasn’t disappointed enough in Biden to not use the senator to his benefit.

“In my new career as a lobbyist, I dropped Biden’s name shamelessly,” writes Connaughton. “Perpetuating the myth that I was close to him enhanced my cachet and standing in Washington. It was like a political version of codependency.

“Co-” is the operative prefix, and it does not sound as if Biden were “co-” dependent back. The word you are likely looking for is “parasitism.”

Biden’s slights could be painful, but it seemed too late to break ranks, even though the relationship never actually helped me when I went to work with [Washington lawyer-lobbyist] Jack [Quinn]. Biden never lifted a finger for me or for one of my clients.”

Wait, so a guy is writing an entire book about Mean Jerk Joe Biden being a Mean Jerk because he didn’t ooze cronyism all over Washington lobbyists? Huh. Well, we’ll be sure to alert CREW. We imagine they will put Mean Jerk Joe Biden in Ethics Jail.

Connaughton briefly returned to Bidenworld in the days after the 2008 election, but quickly had to resign his position as chair of the vice-president’s inaugural committee because of the new administration’s tough rules on lobbyists.

“It didn’t seem fair,” he writes. “Biden had never helped me once as a lobbyist, yet I was paying the price.”

Is there more? Yes. There is more, and it is about what a loyal fellow dude is, and the tragedy of the world.

Connaughton recounts the conversation he had with his father upon quitting the political game.

“ ‘I can’t believe after all those years of blood and sweat for Biden he never even gave you a crumb,’ ” he writes of his dad’s reaction. “I didn’t even know how to put any context around that for him, it’s just too complicated. I’d learned the hard way: loyalty for loyalty’s sake is a fraud. I was guilty.”

[Politico]

 

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4TheTurnstiles October 26, 2012 at 11:21 am

Crybaby bitch parasite is a crybaby.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 26, 2012 at 12:58 pm

And a bitch. And a parasite.

DemmeFatale October 26, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Hey crybaby, if you need a friend in Washington, get a dog.

MaxUdargo October 26, 2012 at 3:48 pm

"I’d learned the hard way: loyalty for loyalty’s sake is a fraud. I was guilty.”

That lesson, Little Bear, was the gift you got from Joe Biden in return for your services. Maybe next time you set out to serve the public, you'll do it because you believe in what you're doing, and not because you expect patronage. Just a thought, maybe?

Joey_Blau October 26, 2012 at 4:11 pm

doh!!

nounverb911 October 26, 2012 at 11:21 am

I sent Obama money and all I got in return was 3000 emails asking for more.

Terry October 26, 2012 at 11:24 am

I think I got 3000 this week alone.

Gratuitous World October 26, 2012 at 11:27 am

those are really e-crumbs. be thankful

PsycWench October 26, 2012 at 11:30 am

If you feel that's not enough, I can forward another 3000 to you.

Jerri October 26, 2012 at 11:35 am

Hey …

How about ten bucks?

Loch_Nessosaur October 26, 2012 at 11:46 am

And I thought I had the special relationship with Obama, Michelle, Biden and, my long distance lover, Axelrod.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 26, 2012 at 12:40 pm

That is why I just send them back pictures of my junk.

DemmeFatale October 26, 2012 at 2:11 pm

I keep getting the totally rude ones saying I have given 0.00.
I gave through Act Blue (which doesn't seem to count), and have spent a lot at their "store" on crap (which I have yet to receive).

Lascauxcaveman October 26, 2012 at 11:22 am

You know, now that I think of it, Old Handsome Joe has never fellated me – not even once – after all the nice things I've said about him in these Wonkette comment sections.

The hell with that guy. I'm voting for Nader.

gullywompr October 26, 2012 at 11:22 am

Binden refused to use a coaster, and left rings on the coffee table.

Gratuitous World October 26, 2012 at 11:26 am

Biden didn't take shoes off at door. Tracked in 3 leaves.

PsycWench October 26, 2012 at 11:27 am

Biden threw wadded up paper at trash basket, missed, and did not immediately get up to put it in basket properly.

Esteev October 26, 2012 at 11:28 am

Biden always lets the dishes in the sink pile up.

PsycWench October 26, 2012 at 11:29 am

I heard he put the toilet paper on the roller so that it faced the wrong way.

noodlesalad October 26, 2012 at 11:31 am

One time Joe Biden just kind of rolled through a stop sign, he didn't even come to a full stop! Reckless and misanthropic.

elviouslyqueer October 26, 2012 at 11:32 am

Great minds, darling. :D

LibertyLover October 26, 2012 at 11:36 am

Over or under?

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 26, 2012 at 12:41 pm

That is if he even puts a new roll on after he has used up the old one.

elviouslyqueer October 26, 2012 at 11:31 am

Biden just left all his dirty clothes in a pile at the foot of the bed. Oh, and he refused to put down the toilet seat or make sure the toilet paper rolled down instead of up.

BadKitty904 October 26, 2012 at 11:31 am

Biden left the cap off the toothpaste. *Bastard*!

zumpie October 26, 2012 at 11:31 am

Apparently, Biden is my brother and sister-in-law

Gratuitous World October 26, 2012 at 11:37 am

Biden crop dusted campaign office. Blamed intern.

Mumbletypeg October 26, 2012 at 11:40 am

He is always asking to bum a cigarette.
Now when I see him coming I just look the other way.

HistoriCat October 26, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Are you sure that wasn't Barry?

gullywompr October 26, 2012 at 11:56 am

Biden waited until the dishes were already clean before showing up and offering to wash them.

kittenbomb October 26, 2012 at 12:01 pm

You're thinking of Paul Ryan.

Dr_Zoidberg October 26, 2012 at 11:59 am

Biden didn't clean the cat's litterbox for a whole day.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 26, 2012 at 12:43 pm

Biden never puts the seat down on the toilet.

And while he seems to always show up when a new bowl is loaded in the bong, does he ever offer some of his own stash? No.

just_a_head October 26, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Bastard.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 26, 2012 at 12:54 pm

Biden always leaves, like, half an ounce of coffee in the pot and never makes a fresh pot! AND he leaves the burner on! Bastard!

doloras October 26, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Biden farted and blamed it on Bo Obama.

Biden ripped pages out of my copy of "Sexual Secrets".

Biden slipped my wife the tongue.

kppontrucking October 26, 2012 at 10:49 pm

Joe Biden dog-eared a library book.

Terry October 26, 2012 at 11:24 am

"And another time, Connaughton became a lobbyist, and Joe Biden never “lifted a finger” to help the newly minted lobbyist’s clients! "

And this is a bad thing how?

Connaughton sounds like a whiny little git.

eggsacklywright October 26, 2012 at 11:32 am

Joe probably did lift a finger, but not in Conn's field of vision.

BadKitty904 October 26, 2012 at 11:32 am

Truly. "Entitled" much?

miss_grundy October 26, 2012 at 3:26 pm

He was lucky Biden didn't ask him for ten percent of his salary as payment for using his name all around town to get clients and all that juicy lobbyist money.

Gratuitous World October 26, 2012 at 11:24 am

Lesson: Loyalty is not for Loyalty's sake. It's for $ and career advancement. but especially $.
Teach your children well, you petulant dick.

Blueb4sinrise October 26, 2012 at 11:28 am

….and this is why he's voting for Rmoney I guess.

BadKitty904 October 26, 2012 at 11:39 am

Who's definitely locked up the Petulant Dick Vote.

Blueb4sinrise October 26, 2012 at 12:08 pm

Petulant Dick

And now I imagine a series of 'From Riches to Not -as- much- More -Riches as I had Hoped For' stories of a young lobbyist's struggles to make it in D.C.

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 26, 2012 at 11:24 am

Who asks for a thank you note?

PS – anyone who enjoyed this comment can send a thank you message to bigdumbreddog@gmail.com

Barbara_ October 26, 2012 at 11:28 am

I hope that email is real. I would feel so foolish if I emailed someone else. Lesson learned from the cable guy and his having a "mammogram van."

Schmannnity October 26, 2012 at 11:32 am

Git er done, ladies!

eggsacklywright October 26, 2012 at 11:34 am

Boobicular adjustments are real things.

Terry October 26, 2012 at 11:29 am

80 yr old maiden aunties who have sent children a check for their birthday?

zumpie October 26, 2012 at 11:49 am

For $5

Esteev October 26, 2012 at 11:29 am

Get the fuck out of the comments.

Schmannnity October 26, 2012 at 11:31 am

Douches who want something in a frame to impress lobbying clients?

Not_So_Much October 26, 2012 at 11:46 am

I'm thanking you by signing you up for some pretty aggressive penis-enhancement marketing.

HistoriCat October 26, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Mitt Romney? Oh, wait – that was a voice mail.

orygoon October 26, 2012 at 11:24 am

My suspicion that lobbyists are assholes is not put to rest by this tale of avarice and mendacity.

Ruhe October 26, 2012 at 11:25 am

"…what a loyal fellow dude is…" Dude is most certainly not a Dude. Dude rules preclude this kind of whining and tatle-tailing.

Esteev October 26, 2012 at 11:37 am

The Dude implies.

elviouslyqueer October 26, 2012 at 11:25 am

Bravo, Jeff Connaughton! That is some impressive butthurt right there!

Terry October 26, 2012 at 11:29 am

Book length butthurt!

kittensdontlie October 26, 2012 at 12:02 pm

After leaving Biden's abuse, he came back for more with the Inaugural. This book is destined to be a Lifetime Movie.

HELisforHEL October 26, 2012 at 3:15 pm

Needz moar wife beatin' for Lifetime.

BadKitty904 October 26, 2012 at 11:34 am

Here's hoping he'll now hold his breath 'til he turns blue…

edgydrifter October 26, 2012 at 11:25 am

Kid, it's not Biden, it's you.

PsycWench October 26, 2012 at 11:28 am

Biden just wasn't into you. And I can see why.

PsycWench October 26, 2012 at 11:25 am

Yeah, I had a job and my boss seemed to think that paying me and not firing my ass was some kind of sufficient compensation. Especially since it was the compensation that would specifically described in my contract.

One_who_wanders October 26, 2012 at 12:17 pm

Especially if I then leveraged that job into a better-paying, more prestigious job based almost entirely on the fact that I had the first job.

Schmannnity October 26, 2012 at 11:26 am

So unlike hero Rep. Ryan who opposed the bailout and then wrote letters asking for bailout cash. Talk about self sacrifice!

weejee October 26, 2012 at 11:26 am

Yawn. Drudge Lite is getting more tiresome than the Daily Caller.

BaldarTFlagass October 26, 2012 at 11:26 am

Maybe Joe should change his first name to "Dick."

Esteev October 26, 2012 at 11:27 am

Joe Biden never once wished my mother a Happy Birthday.

Crank_Tango October 26, 2012 at 11:45 am

Joe Biden never helped me move!

Esteev October 26, 2012 at 11:48 am

He's never dropped me off at to the airport, either!

Indiepalin October 26, 2012 at 11:27 am

This is the most tragic story I have heard since the wreck of the Andrea Doria.

Esteev October 26, 2012 at 11:31 am

The Andrea Doria eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath. That I assume Joe didn't add bubbles to.

LibertyLover October 26, 2012 at 11:38 am

This is more tragic than Chuck Grassley hitting a deer.

Zango Crudmonger October 26, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Jeff Connaughton is made of balsa wood.

Failed_2_Menace October 26, 2012 at 11:27 am

Shorter version: Miss Moneypenny pissed to discover that the pens in the office supply bin don't double as firearms.

freakishlywrong October 26, 2012 at 11:28 am

History's SECOND greatest monster.

FakaktaSouth October 26, 2012 at 11:28 am

What the fuck ever, if I was lucky enough to get in Joe Biden's car, "Fund" raising would be the LAST thing on my mind, but he would DEFINITELY write me a thank you note. I'm kidding, kidding, I'm sure I'd be the one thanking him for letting me ride in his lap.

sullivanst October 26, 2012 at 11:33 am

Careful sweetie, don't go assuming Jill's above cutting a bitch.

FakaktaSouth October 26, 2012 at 11:35 am

Oh please, Jill is more than welcomed to come with, or instead. She's lovely.

eggsacklywright October 26, 2012 at 11:44 am

Excellent. Flexibility is a desirable quality in this arena.

BerkeleyBear October 26, 2012 at 11:28 am

The fact this guy's world view is so inverted that he sees public service as bullshit because there wasn't a quid pro quo – and sees nothing weird about accusing someone of not paying him off as if it were a character defect – tells you just about all you need to know about why politicians have a hard time actually accomplishing anything that might help people who can't afford lobbyists.

iTuna October 26, 2012 at 11:28 am

Thank-you note? For doing his job?

"You never even say thank you!" "THAT'S WHAT THE MONEY'S FOR!"

Joe Biden is Don Draper, on top of every other cool guy he already is.

FakaktaSouth October 26, 2012 at 11:32 am

Yeah, but I bet the prostitute pays Joe to slap HER on Thanksgiving.

BaldarTFlagass October 26, 2012 at 11:28 am

"Insect, begone."

BerkeleyBear October 26, 2012 at 11:30 am

Don't go insulting insects like that. This dud is more like a speck of rhinovirus – doesn't kill, just annoys you and makes your head hurt.

rickmaci October 26, 2012 at 11:28 am

“Biden had never helped me once as a lobbyist,…" Am I the only one that is NOT seeing a problem here? This guy Connaughton has self defined himself as clueless. Seems like he flushed his career away for 15 minutes of fame on a blog site the almost no one reads.

BadKitty904 October 26, 2012 at 11:36 am

Hells, I'd vote for Biden for that act, alone…

Loch_Nessosaur October 26, 2012 at 11:28 am

The guy probably just wanted the thank you note so he could sell it to the autograph sales guy in Las Vegas and turn a quick profit.

deanbooth October 26, 2012 at 11:28 am

“His ambitions, I was coming to understand, were mainly about himself"

Does this guy know what ambition means?

sullivanst October 26, 2012 at 11:35 am

He sure appears to have some part of his brain that is fully aware of what projection means.

BadKitty904 October 26, 2012 at 11:37 am

"Versus your ambitions, ya self-serving dick?"

ChillBill October 26, 2012 at 11:29 am

Connaughton's career ambitions? Assume deer dead.

calliecallie October 26, 2012 at 11:29 am

That Old Handsome Joe Biden doesn't lift a finger to help whining parasitic lobbyists only makes me love him more!

mavenmaven October 26, 2012 at 11:29 am

Quick, only two weeks left to make some money off of the upcoming elections with "scoops"!

noodlesalad October 26, 2012 at 11:30 am

I thought we already learned that Joe Biden hates self-entitled dbags from the debate this year?

zumpie October 26, 2012 at 11:52 am

who butt raped Eddie Munster!

gullywompr October 26, 2012 at 11:30 am

Won't somebody please think of the 23 year old narcissistic lobbyists?

Esteev October 26, 2012 at 11:35 am

No.

BaldarTFlagass October 26, 2012 at 11:30 am

I bet this guy is one of those youngsters, of which there seems to be so many these days, that was raised to believe that he was "special."

HELisforHEL October 26, 2012 at 11:57 am

Those precious cargo darlings who wore a #1 on their singlet in the kid's foot race. Every one of them with a #1. Because that's a good life lesson–that 'sometimes you win and sometimes you lose' is somehow not appropriate for children to learn.

I blame my generation of asshats who spent all their time just skimming by in class because, in the 70's, it was very easy to do. We were the post-Vietnam kids who didn't have a looming draft number, and so many folks seemed to tune out any interest in world politics.
I swear most of these clueless dopes have ended up being Reagan-worshipping Jeebus freak breeding machines who are afraid of not being cool in their kid's eyes and therefore have never taught them humility or disciplined them in any meaningful way. So now, a couple of generations are boiling over with self-centered, whiny attention whores who think the world should somehow bend to their every whim (his father's response says it all).

Thank you, Uncle Joe, for treating this little turd the way he should be treated.

Wow, old crabby lady is old and crabby today hahaha

BaldarTFlagass October 26, 2012 at 12:07 pm

Yeah, that's what I meant.
Citizen Kane clap for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B01o2xtJwgk

HELisforHEL October 26, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Ha! Love that! Ah, Orson. :-)

viennawoods13 October 26, 2012 at 4:58 pm

I so enjoy teaching them. Not.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 26, 2012 at 12:48 pm

I believe that is now known as the Palinization of America.

HistoriCat October 26, 2012 at 6:06 pm

We will just get off your lawn then, sir.

sullivanst October 26, 2012 at 11:30 am

Dear Jeff C,

Have you ever considered that maybe, just maybe, Joey B's loyalty lies not with shitstain lobbyists like yourself, weasling their way through the corridors of power for the purpose of monetizing it later, but in fact where it should lie, with his constituents and his country?

Sincerely,
Me

boskolives October 26, 2012 at 9:42 pm

Somewhere, there's a republican throwing up in his mouth.

edgydrifter October 26, 2012 at 11:30 am

I envision the fundraising scene in Joe's Trans-Am playing out like the one between Elaine and Keith Hernandez:
Connaughton: "Who does this guy think he is?"
Biden: "I'm Joe Fucking Biden!"

BaldarTFlagass October 26, 2012 at 11:37 am

She's American made, you know what I mean?
Red on black, she's a street machine.
Set's ten inches off the ground with a custom plate
That says I-E-A-T
Z28
Trans Am
Trans Am
Trans Am
Beltway Wonderland.

Oblios_Cap October 26, 2012 at 11:30 am

Connaughton comes across as the big asshole here. I don't see where Joe did anything wrong or dickish here.

Be prepared to put away your love for Joe Biden

You can have my Biden love when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!

boobookitteh October 26, 2012 at 11:30 am

Joe Biden could not call me the next morning and I would A-OK with it.

Chow Yun Flat October 26, 2012 at 11:31 am

I would hire anyone–Saddam Hussein's corpse for example–before I hired Jeff Connaughton, the neediest and most fragile person ever.

freakishlywrong October 26, 2012 at 11:32 am

I too would like to tell opportunistic, whiny lobbyists to "get the fuck out of the car:".

One_who_wanders October 26, 2012 at 12:20 pm

Preferably while going over 70 mph.

kittenbomb October 26, 2012 at 11:32 am

"Get the fuck out of the car."

Joe Biden: putting sniveling toadies in their place so you don't have to.

LibertyLover October 26, 2012 at 11:32 am

“Later in the campaign, a twenty-three-year-old fundraising staffer got into a car with Biden with a list of names and phone numbers…"

But did they hit any deer and assume that it was dead? No, I think not.

magic_titty October 26, 2012 at 11:32 am

Wait a second. This is an argument against Joe Biden? He's not into cronyism and playing favorites, so he sucks?

Well then.

BaldarTFlagass October 26, 2012 at 11:33 am

I guess it would be shooting themselves in the foot for the big pharmaceutical companies to develop and manufacture a fungicide that was effective in getting rid of lobbyists.

ElPinche October 26, 2012 at 11:33 am

They say there are no such things as monsters. They are wrong. Biden is Hitler, Jeffrey Dahmer, and George Jefferson rolled into one.

RomneysLogCabin October 26, 2012 at 11:33 am

This lobbyist needs to go hunting with Dick Cheney–I hear his thank you notes are memorable.

fawkedifiknow October 26, 2012 at 11:33 am

I'm disappointed with Biden.

My disappointment is that he would have such a twatwaffle on his staff in the first place.

zumpie October 26, 2012 at 11:34 am

That does it! Henceforth, all my old man love is officially transferred to pissy old grandma man, turkey faced John Sununu! He is a wonderful human being, who always says such classy things!

vaginista October 26, 2012 at 11:34 am

What a bunch of STUFF! Poor little whiny-ass lobbyist and his brassy sense of entitlement.

Mumbletypeg October 26, 2012 at 11:35 am

“In my new career as a lobbyist, I dropped Biden’s name shamelessly,” writes Connaughton. “Perpetuating the myth that I was close to him enhanced my cachet and standing in Washington. It was like a political version of codependency."

What strikes me is how he sounds like he's bragging. As much about the pimping of his past association with big players as of his well-chosen narissistic "codependent" spin on it.

BlueStateLibel October 26, 2012 at 11:37 am

When Biden told the weasel lobbyist to get the f**k out of the car, was the car moving? Hope it was.

Chow Yun Flat October 26, 2012 at 11:38 am

Jeff Connaughton has a very well developed sense of his importance in the world.

PsycWench October 26, 2012 at 11:38 am

“Biden looked at him and said, ‘Get the f**k out of the car.’”
This is consistent with what I learned about men as a young single PsycWench: They tell you they want you to be completely honest with them, and then they get all pissy when you do.

iburl October 26, 2012 at 11:39 am

So he got a "Thank You" after the lobbyist hinted he wanted one? I would have told him to suck it up and be a man/woman. Be a f***king man, Jeff Connaughton. Be a man.

larrykat October 26, 2012 at 11:55 am

And please DON'T send me any pussy "thank you" cards.

asterixaverni October 26, 2012 at 11:39 am

A man who delivers a Box 'o Joe and donuts can do no wrong.

Esteev October 26, 2012 at 11:39 am

You know who else goes thankless in their useless job?

kyeshinka October 26, 2012 at 11:41 am

John Sunununu?

sullivanst October 26, 2012 at 11:46 am

All of them, Katie?

GregComlish October 26, 2012 at 12:06 pm

Muammar Gaddafi

kyeshinka October 26, 2012 at 11:39 am

Coo-ool jerrr-rrk. Whoo!

Detesticle October 26, 2012 at 11:41 am

"Get The Fuck Out Of The Car: The Autobiography of Mitt Romney's Dog"

BaldarTFlagass October 26, 2012 at 11:42 am

Remora, meet great white.

BaldarTFlagass October 26, 2012 at 11:43 am

"loyalty for loyalty’s sake is a fraud. I was guilty."

Treachery for book advance $$$ is a fraud. You are guilty.

ifthethunderdontgetya October 26, 2012 at 11:44 am

That's not all that's in Jeff Connaughton's book.

Of course, we know what happened during the reform fight. The details Connaughton provides add to our understanding of how reform was undermined by various Senators and most importantly, the administration and Senator Chris Dodd.

So boring, right?
~

bobbert October 26, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Man, that's a long book review. I'm prepared to believe that there is some content in the book besides pissy anecdotes, but I have to say that the synopsis makes it sound like there is a pretty heavy dose of self-justification.

vulpes82 October 26, 2012 at 11:46 am

Gee, I just can't IMAGINE why Mean Old Handsome Joe didn't bend over backwards to help this guy! He's so selfless and swell!

Esteev October 26, 2012 at 11:50 am

Joe Biden never shares his gum.

larrykat October 26, 2012 at 11:52 am

What else would loyalty be for if not loyalty's sake? I am loyal to my employer as long as they keep sending me that cool cash every two weeks. Other than that, fuck them. (And the word "loyal" is starting to sound funny to me.)

BaldarTFlagass October 26, 2012 at 11:53 am

Joe looks so cool in that picture. Did he just come from a photo shoot for a scotch ad?

zumpie October 26, 2012 at 11:55 am

Wow. This is as a big an election game changer as the Donald's announcement and this totally real and believable video http://www.vice.com/read/is-this-obamas-kenyan-bi

Jus_Wonderin October 26, 2012 at 11:56 am

"You don't send me flowers….anymore."

BaldarTFlagass October 26, 2012 at 12:03 pm

Whiny little bitch says what?

MissTaken October 26, 2012 at 12:03 pm

This is the saddest tale I have ever heard. We should hold a telethon or something for Jeff Connaughton, the loneliest lobbyist.

twoeightnine October 26, 2012 at 12:05 pm

Jeezus Jeff, open your eyes! No seriously, open your fucking eyes. It's creeping me out.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wp6ZxAP2qIQ/UGNAbbj6eYI

Lazy Media October 26, 2012 at 12:05 pm

You know what the difference between 23 and 50 is? When somebody doing office-type work acts all tuff and tells me to do something using "fuck" as adjective, I have to restrain myself from giggling.

docterry6973 October 26, 2012 at 12:09 pm

So this jerk was so loyal to Biden that he ran off to K Street to cash in, and Biden was so disloyal to this jerk that he would not shower said jerk with taxpayer dollars.

Somehow this tale of woe makes me feel all stabby.

GregComlish October 26, 2012 at 12:09 pm

“Biden looked at him and said, ‘Get the f**k out of the car.’”

That is hilarious. I hope he threatened to beat the staffer down with his own sinewy nutsack.

One_who_wanders October 26, 2012 at 12:12 pm

One and done!

FiscCon October 26, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Maybe Joel Gilbert could make another fantasy docufake movie about this horrible slight that is most likely commie maneuver to take over the world…He really hit NeoCon paydirt with Dreams of My Real Dad…Altho I'd rather see a Mittbot flick…Dreams of my Real Grandfather….Wonder what happened to Mittbot's grandpappy's five wives' zillion kids?

BeefHardcake October 26, 2012 at 12:14 pm

I've read Connaughton's book and it sucked. It was the biggest suck that ever sucked a suck.

Okay, maybe it wasn't that bad, but man, it was whiny. "Waaaah, I made millions being a Wall Street guy and a lobbyist, and Joe Biden was mean to me!"

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 26, 2012 at 12:51 pm

I'm assuming that Drudge is running the following headline:

Joe Biden is Not Corrupt!: Election Over!

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 26, 2012 at 12:56 pm

That photo:

"What is crackulatin' ladeez?"

lulzmonger October 26, 2012 at 12:58 pm

COOL STORY BRO

oenspiek October 26, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Evidently, I can like OHJB even more! Yay!

BoroPrimorac October 26, 2012 at 1:51 pm

“Later in the campaign, a twenty-three-year-old fundraising staffer got into a car with Biden with a list of names and phone numbers: ‘Okay, Senator, time to do some fundraising calls,’” Connaughton writes. “Biden looked at him and said, ‘Get the f**k out of the car.’”

Who the fuck is this guy to tell Joe how to live his life? He's lucky Joe didn't grab him by his fucking neck and pushed him out of the car.

PubOption October 26, 2012 at 2:42 pm

"Biden never helped me once as a lobbyist, yet I was paying the price." Sounds like he was paying Joe and getting nothing in return, which is probably why Connaughton is no longer a lobbyist.

DahBoner October 26, 2012 at 3:21 pm

If we only had REPUBLICANS in charge, they would have their heads so far up Lobbyist's asses, they could tell what they ate for lunch.

//rimshot

decentcitizen October 26, 2012 at 5:15 pm

You misrepresented your relationship with Joe to cash in on the fictitious relationship. The problem is not with Joe, it's with you. Dick.

mustangsavvy October 26, 2012 at 5:19 pm

You know….you read these kinds of "expose" and you realize…..some people really are just a sack of shit who honest to goodness believe that the entire fucking world owes them something. Anything….thank you card, quid pro quo, chocolate bars…..Fuck, the sociopaths in the Conservative camp just exhaust me.

boskolives October 26, 2012 at 7:21 pm

You had me at horror, now not so much because I actually was thinking of whore.

ttommyunger October 27, 2012 at 7:48 am

I am crushed. I now realize what a dick I've been for so many years. All those men doing my bidding, carrying out my commands without fail year after year and not one thank-you note have I written to this day. Worse yet, the ones that didn't comply, I fired. The Horror, the horror…..

Esteev October 26, 2012 at 11:34 am

He also refuses to let you roll down the window when he's smoking cigarettes, like Lefty Ruggiero.

sullivanst October 26, 2012 at 11:39 am

When Biden puts something in the trash and notices it's full, he leaves it for someone else to change the bag.

Esteev October 26, 2012 at 11:52 am

Joe Biden regularly "upper-decks" bathrooms.

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