FIRST AGAINST THE WALL  3:30 pm October 25, 2012

A List Of People Who Should Not Be Tried For Treason

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

freedom and stuffToday we learned that all reporters including Jerome Corsi should be executed for treason in honor of Free Speech Week, because Orwell. This led to discussion in the secret Wonket chatcave about trying for treason those who made the pickles on McDonald’s anusburgers too bland, but then we realized it would be much easier and quicker to determine those who should not be tried for treason, because we are lazy and it’s ever so much shorter. Presented for your edification and terror, the Compleat Liste of Those Who Maye Live.

  • Ann Coulter
  • Frank Luntz
  • Gallagher
  • Donald Trump
  • Neil Bush
  • Antonin Scalia
  • Clint Eastwood, duh
  • Stacey Dash
  • Andrew Breitbart’s corpse
  • The poor Republican chair that was forced against its will to stand in for the Kenyan Usurper Sorry, but that chair should be totally lynched
  • Whoever invented mayonnaise
  • Janeane Turner
  • Whoever it was who elbowed Obama in the face during basketball
  • Martin Luther King, who was a Republican and who would totally agree with Grover Norquist now
  • Ronald Reagan’s corpse, but not Ronald Reagan’s actual record, which shall be put to sleep in a respectful ceremony
  • Every rape baby
  • Megyn Kelly
  • Charles krathammer, who will be elevated on a golden wheelchair.

Everyone else, please report for your firing squad, because Freedom.

The end.

 

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Oblios_Cap October 25, 2012 at 3:32 pm

I'd like to be allowed to live, as well. But not alongside that listing.

PsycWench October 25, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Wonketters should get their own pleasure island.

PuckStopsHere October 25, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Wonketters should get their own Abortionplex.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 6:28 pm

Duh, you can't have one without the other.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 6:28 pm

I'm totes up wid dat.

DemmeFatale October 25, 2012 at 6:34 pm

Yeah, If that group lives, kill me now.

BaldarTFlagass October 25, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Any Black Republican should not be executed.

noodlesalad October 25, 2012 at 3:37 pm

So you're saying, keep the list as is, basically?

Lot_49 October 25, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Nor women who vote for Romney.

sbj1964 October 25, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Black republicans are a evolutionary dead end to start with,let nature take it's course.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 6:30 pm

Except for Allen West, Michael Steele, that Keynes dude (because he's a child-abuser, the bastard), and a John Doe to be named as soon as I remember the fucker's name.

glamourdammerung October 25, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Any Black Republican should not be executed.

Both of them?

Serolf_Divad October 25, 2012 at 7:29 pm

Well.. not as long as they're needed. Once the Voting Rights Act is fully repealed… fuck 'em.

Oblios_Cap October 25, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Mormon Bishops

nounverb911 October 25, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Joey Bishop?

Lot_49 October 25, 2012 at 4:13 pm

No, he was what the Mormons call a "gentile."

Doesn't make sense, but not much they believe does.

MissTaken October 25, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Poor Rafalca!

nounverb911 October 25, 2012 at 3:37 pm

And the Mitt she rode in on?

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 6:30 pm

Rafalca has more class than to do Mitt, dood.

rickmaci October 25, 2012 at 7:04 pm

Glue libel!!

nounverb911 October 25, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Sarah Palin does not approve of that list.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 25, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Not enough shuck and jive?

kittenbomb October 25, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Sarah Palin should not be tried for REASON. Oh man, just one letter short.

widestanceromance October 25, 2012 at 4:02 pm

"T" explained at last!

Loch_Nessosaur October 25, 2012 at 3:34 pm

James O'Keefe

HogeyeGrex October 25, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Well, it does say "Andrew Breitbart’s corpse", and since the anus is presumably still attached, Imma say close enough.

Doktor Zoom October 25, 2012 at 3:34 pm

If Stacey Dash is allowed to live, then I think Rainbow Dash gets a bye, too.

Loch_Nessosaur October 25, 2012 at 3:37 pm

What about Mrs. Dash?

nounverb911 October 25, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Too spicy?

elviouslyqueer October 25, 2012 at 3:39 pm
M. Bouffant October 25, 2012 at 5:05 pm

Still not as cool as Bolt Upright.

Negropolis October 25, 2012 at 11:18 pm

But, cooler than Usain Bolt, right?

Incitefully_Joe October 25, 2012 at 3:42 pm

As a tomboy who wears a rainbow, I'm pretty sure Rainbow Dash was actually executed three posts ago. (Dear god how do I know this much about that show)

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 6:32 pm

I don't even have the first clue what y'all are talking about.

Makes me homesick.

Incitefully_Joe October 25, 2012 at 6:35 pm

Did someone say homestuck?

No? Dang, never mind then.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 6:55 pm

That was simply horrible.

Was it YOU that came up with "Weedlord Bonerhitler"?

Biff October 25, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Oh hi. What's up, my Brony?

hagajim October 25, 2012 at 3:34 pm

We want these people to live so they can see what they have wrought? And if that's the case where are the snowbilly and BillO.

ChurchofRealism October 25, 2012 at 3:34 pm

But not Gallagher II, interesting…

BornInATrailer October 25, 2012 at 4:58 pm

..yet completely expected.

snowpointsecret October 25, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Todd Akin.

HRH_Maddie October 25, 2012 at 3:35 pm

I'm glad Snowbilly didn't make the list of those who maye live. I'll assume this was not an oversight.

nounverb911 October 25, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Can we execute Trump's hair though?

noodlesalad October 25, 2012 at 3:37 pm

What is dead can never die!

Callyson October 25, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Hard to execute something that is indestructible.

glasspusher October 27, 2012 at 12:19 am

Ultron?

rickmaci October 25, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Waste of effort. He would just drive up to the next road kill.

Callyson October 25, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Hey, that list left out Limpballs! Does that mean we get to execute him?

(Yeah yeah, with crappy ratings…)

elviouslyqueer October 25, 2012 at 3:36 pm

George Will, Hannity, and Mallard Fillmore are going to be mighty pissed that they didn't make the cut. Oh, and you can expect a pissy tweet from Frieda Frozentwat any second now, also, too, as well.

Jus_Wonderin October 25, 2012 at 3:52 pm

"Frieda Frozentwat"

You intended for me to snortle, right? Mission Accomplished.

emmelemm October 25, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Yeah, have you busted out Frieda Frozentwat before? Because that's awesome.

elviouslyqueer October 25, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Well, I dropped "Frosty Fuckbucket" in an earlier post, but "Frieda Frozentwat" just seemed more lyrical and shit.

emmelemm October 25, 2012 at 4:15 pm

But Frieda Frozentwat suggests the feminine. And is more lyrical.

elviouslyqueer October 25, 2012 at 4:17 pm

And shit.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 6:33 pm

I'll say. I'm keeping both.

asterixaverni October 25, 2012 at 3:36 pm

I object to "Whoever invented mayonnaise" because they're French.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 6:34 pm

Aioli was actually invented by the Italians and then turned into industrial sludge by Americans.

DemmeFatale October 25, 2012 at 6:36 pm

What if they are Belgian?

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:36 pm

They *could* be Belgian, if they *wanted.* Although, according to the French, *nobody WANTS* to be Belgian.

Negropolis October 25, 2012 at 11:43 pm

Truly, Belgium is the Quebec of Western Europe.

Wait, wha?!

MittBorg October 26, 2012 at 12:38 am

(scratches head slowly)
(stops chewing on straw)

Huh?

BaldarTFlagass October 25, 2012 at 3:36 pm

I don't mind getting executed, as long as I get a nice comfy chair like that guy in the picture.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 6:35 pm

I was just thinking, that is SO civilized. Back when they were executing folks in the old homeland, in the bad old days, of course, they NEVER offered you a seat. Shit, you were lucky if they did it quick with a bullet.

Mumbletypeg October 26, 2012 at 9:50 am

oh… thank you I think? for making me feel slightly less nauseated looking at that pic… replacing queasiness with guilt, a mild dose, for laughing at your remark~

noodlesalad October 25, 2012 at 3:36 pm

I love that Limbaugh's not on the list. Shouldn't have had Elton officiate that last wedding, libtard.

Charlie Heston's cold dead hands should be exempt, though.

Doktor Zoom October 25, 2012 at 3:36 pm

I really liked those pickles.

MissTaken October 25, 2012 at 3:38 pm

They stick on windows well.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:37 pm

I *was* going to ask how you knew this, and then I remembered Frank Zappa's "Sleeping In A Jar."

Loch_Nessosaur October 25, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Those aren't pickles. They're just round, sour green things.

HogeyeGrex October 25, 2012 at 4:06 pm

K-Lo?

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:38 pm

She's not … GREEN anywhere that I can see.

calliecallie October 25, 2012 at 5:03 pm

soylent green things

actor212 October 25, 2012 at 4:56 pm

They are really great for putting on your closed eyes and letting the acid eat through your retinas.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:38 pm

Nope. Nope. Don't want to know about this one either.

Barrelhse October 25, 2012 at 6:35 pm

Dubya used to eat Pickles. Until he discovered Rice.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:39 pm

Rice is a lot easier on the stomach, I'll say that.

Negropolis October 25, 2012 at 11:44 pm

These things are pickle-like or picklesque.

HRH_Maddie October 25, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Good thing Breitbart is still dead otherwise he'd definitely not be tried for treason and still be allowed to live.

MissTaken October 25, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Whoever invented mayonnaise

Miracle Whip sleeps with the fishes.

SorosBot October 25, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Ugh that shit is so disgusting.

asterixaverni October 25, 2012 at 3:44 pm

They're both disgusting.

Is Miracle Whip French too?

OneDollarJuana October 25, 2012 at 6:09 pm

But I love mayo! Without mayo there would be no BLT's, no tartar sauce for my fries, no 1000 Island dressing, no juicy burgers.

MissTaken October 25, 2012 at 3:46 pm

Yup, it's the juice of Satan.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 25, 2012 at 3:47 pm

So much for that relationship.

emmelemm October 25, 2012 at 5:43 pm

Quit being a troublemaker.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 25, 2012 at 8:41 pm

The Mayonnaise, Miracle Whip divide has been the end of many a relationship, that is all I"m saying.

Doktor Zoom October 25, 2012 at 4:04 pm

It's not the fishes that'll get ya. It's the sea lice. (Via C_R_Eature in Wonkville)

MissTaken October 25, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Icky!

"We have had a lot of disarticulated feet wash up on our shores in running shoes," says Anderson.

Yay Wonkville?

Jus_Wonderin October 25, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Is it disarticulated feet season again? Damn, where does the time go?

Doktor Zoom October 25, 2012 at 5:36 pm

My feet have never been especially articulated, as my ex's bruised shins can attest.

PennyDreadful October 26, 2012 at 10:20 am

I'm wondering how many disarticulated feet in running shoes constitute "a lot".

FlownOver October 25, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Sea lice – it's what's for dinner (with a side of hobo beans).

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:19 pm

And he mocks ME for cannibalism. Er … purported cannibalism, that is.

IncenseDebate October 25, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Miffed Romney's personal hair gel gal or dude.

PsycWench October 25, 2012 at 4:06 pm

But Donald Trump's hair person is as a good as dead.

Cleopatriot October 25, 2012 at 4:22 pm

And the guy who sprays his tan on for him.

sudsmckenzie October 25, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Say, you know who Else made list's?

snowpointsecret October 25, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Schindler?

chicken_thief October 25, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Santa?

Disassembly October 25, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Santa? (edit: Looks like I stole from chicken_thief.)

elviouslyqueer October 25, 2012 at 3:48 pm
rickmaci October 25, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Nixon? Craig. (Edited in deference to Commiegirl99 because I like the way she thinks.)

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:33 pm

Dammit!

commiegirl99 October 25, 2012 at 8:26 pm

Oh you shouldn't have edited for me! You beat me fair and square! (and just right)

rickmaci October 25, 2012 at 9:07 pm

My Dad taught me two important lessons when I was a kid. One was that it was better to play nice with girls than to always be trying to make them cry. I didn't really understand what he meant until I was about 14 and then it all fell into place. Of course, my Dad was a diehard Democrat too.

commiegirl99 October 25, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Nixon

BaldarTFlagass October 25, 2012 at 3:50 pm

I see everything twice!

Lot_49 October 25, 2012 at 4:16 pm

That's some catch…

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:33 pm

Double dammit!

chicken_thief October 25, 2012 at 3:51 pm

That OCD asshole in HR?

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:34 pm

Every company's got one, don't it?

gullywompr October 25, 2012 at 3:53 pm

If it pleases and sparkles, I move to have this question reopened.

bikerlaureate October 25, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Marie d'Agoult and Franz Liszt?

HogeyeGrex October 25, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Hmm, let's see.

Joe McCarthy
Alan West
Glenn Beck

rickmaci October 25, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Well my friend, I was going to suggest Yellow Pages but that is a corporation and it seems like you meant people. Oh wait….

miss_grundy October 25, 2012 at 5:26 pm

How could you forget that corporations are people too, my friend….

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 25, 2012 at 4:25 pm

D'nesh D'Souza?

rocktonsam October 25, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Esquire magazine?

actor212 October 25, 2012 at 4:38 pm

EMILY?

rickmaci October 25, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Angie?

sullivanst October 25, 2012 at 5:30 pm

Craig?

elviouslyqueer October 25, 2012 at 5:51 pm

Mom?

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:35 pm

Post?

M. Bouffant October 25, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Obama?

Oh, that's a "matrix." Sorry.

pinkocommi October 25, 2012 at 5:27 pm

David Letterman's writers. And they only count up to 10.

Incitefully_Joe October 25, 2012 at 5:52 pm

Top 5 Reasons that Buzzfeed is the Correct Answer.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:32 pm

Duh, Nixon.

tessiee October 25, 2012 at 10:58 pm

Franz Liszt?

Barbara_ October 25, 2012 at 3:38 pm

I'll take the cigarette and blindfold and pass on the bullets, please.

Jus_Wonderin October 25, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Even Light or Menthol bullets, Barb?

skmind October 25, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Don't look now, but Dick Morris did not make the cut. Neither did D'inesh D'souza.

elviouslyqueer October 25, 2012 at 3:48 pm

D'arn the luck.

Yellerdawg October 25, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Well, I had plans for tomorrow, but what the hell…which wall should I stand against?

FlownOver October 25, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Grace Slick appreciates your cooperation.

LibertyLover October 25, 2012 at 6:13 pm

As does Roger Waters.

Jukesgrrl October 25, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Glenn Beck. But he should be exiled to Beckistan.

HogeyeGrex October 25, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Becki-becki-beckistan?

Negropolis October 25, 2012 at 11:52 pm

How can you exile someone to a person they never left? Hengh?!

chicken_thief October 25, 2012 at 3:42 pm

What about the good folks at Westboro Baptist?

FlownOver October 25, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Null set.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 8:30 pm

Who would that be, exactly? I understand there's a tremendous dearth of good around the place.

rickmaci October 25, 2012 at 3:44 pm

I am here to beg mercy for Michelle "Anchor Baby" Malkin.

chicken_thief October 25, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Xtine O'Donnell? Save the forests!!!

Detesticle October 25, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Ronald Wilson Reagan = 666 … six letters in each name, the sign of El Diablo, so he is not dead. He is merely waiting for Harry Potter to revive his noseless face via horcrux diary.

Blueb4sinrise October 25, 2012 at 3:44 pm
Beach_Bubba_Tex October 25, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Is there a dress code or should I just arrive "business casual"?

Also, do they mind what I smoke before they shoot?

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 25, 2012 at 4:27 pm

chaps.

Dudleydidwrong October 25, 2012 at 5:02 pm

I'm sorry, but smoking is not allowed. Habit-forming. I'm sure you understand.

Jus_Wonderin October 25, 2012 at 5:25 pm

It is a little known fact that many people who smoke at their execution, do, indeed die.

Barrelhse October 25, 2012 at 6:40 pm

No Bolo Ties is the only restriction.

HogeyeGrex October 25, 2012 at 6:51 pm

Hmmph. More of a fan of the smoking after the shooting.

Negropolis October 25, 2012 at 11:53 pm

Depends on where it's held. If it's on Wall Street, yes and yes.

I say we do it offshore in international waters so we can have some real fun.

Weenus299 October 25, 2012 at 3:46 pm

They should be made to live together in a prefab apartment complex in South Dakota, unguarded, because whatever.

gullywompr October 25, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Undecided voters at dawn.

ifthethunderdontgetya October 25, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Good to see that most of the FAUXbots are going to die. (Doocy, Carlson, not-Doocy, Bolling, Varney, etc.)

P.S. Not to mention that worthless little shit, Chris Wallace.
~

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 25, 2012 at 3:49 pm

How did the cast of FOX and Friends not make the cut? Or does not-Doocy wake up in the middle of the night screaming "the rich should pay more taxes"?

cognachas4paws October 25, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Do we bring our own cigarette or will one be provided?

rickmaci October 25, 2012 at 6:04 pm

No smoking. Those things will kill you. And the second hand smoke is dangerous for the firing squad.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:43 pm

I just quit, a year ago, and you're making me want a cigarette SO BAD.

ManchuCandidate October 25, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Sounds more like the first class seating list for a rocket headed towards the sun.

tessiee October 25, 2012 at 11:02 pm

That was a Simpsons Halloween episode, and a good one, too.

Then again, their Halloween episodes tend to be slightly better, and a lot darker, than the others.

SorosBot October 25, 2012 at 3:51 pm

No W?

Disassembly October 25, 2012 at 3:54 pm

You must have been left off that email from HQ. W never was, never is and never will be.

actor212 October 25, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Who?

M. Bouffant October 25, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Naw, their hotels suck.

Jus_Wonderin October 25, 2012 at 5:51 pm

True story. Stayed at the New Orleans W with some friends. At probably precisely 2 AM (I don't know, I was fucking asleep) the dude in the next room starts wailing on his GF. When I called the front desk during the ruckus at 0200, the smarmy/superior front desk guy says "Are you enjoying your W experience, Mr. Wonderin?"

Fuck that!

pdiddycornchips October 25, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Hey 'Becca, are you granting any last requests? Because I have one.

Detesticle October 25, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Are you referring to Richard Pryor's last request? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCPIg4W-6fE

pdiddycornchips October 25, 2012 at 4:20 pm
MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 8:34 pm

You're *really* sick. And I mean that in the most admiring way.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 8:33 pm

I've never seen that. What is it?

Detesticle October 25, 2012 at 8:44 pm

The Pryor bit is from the classic and underrated See No Evil, Hear No Evil. Pryor is blind. Wilder is deaf. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vycrb6nTgg&fe

BaldarTFlagass October 25, 2012 at 3:51 pm

I don't like this game.

M. Bouffant October 25, 2012 at 5:12 pm

It's not a game.

Disassembly October 25, 2012 at 3:53 pm

You really should let Ellen DeGeneres live. I know, I know…but she's really funny and my mom likes her show.

BadKitty904 October 25, 2012 at 6:25 pm

Plus she's cute.

sullivanst October 25, 2012 at 3:53 pm

What about Mr. Screamy from the NYSE Trading Floor, whatsisname, inventor of the Tea Party?

I thought the chair had already been lynched.

actor212 October 25, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Rick Santelli

deanbooth October 25, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Lynched? I say it deserves the chair!

Doktor Zoom October 25, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Sorry, in addition to executing all liberals, they're also banning all Meta.

sullivanst October 25, 2012 at 4:14 pm

In other news, Ron Artest just announced he is reverting to his original name.

actor212 October 25, 2012 at 4:39 pm

If they're going to ban it, what's a meta for?

Doktor Zoom October 25, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Puns are right out, too. It will be a very angry time.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 8:28 pm

Well, I'm fawked.

sullivanst October 25, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Needz moar cakes we like.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 8:37 pm

And cedar cheese.

Biff October 25, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Wait–this is satire, right?

Almost had me, there.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 8:37 pm

You just keep believing that, Biff.

actor212 October 25, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Can I get a deferral? I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow.

rickmaci October 25, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Well at least this will finally put an end to Sarah Palin's incessant mindless yammering .

BaldarTFlagass October 25, 2012 at 3:59 pm

I doubt it.

bikerlaureate October 25, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Looks like a decent start to a list of legislators for the New Confederate States of Amercia.

Indiepalin October 25, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Chet Morton

kyeshinka October 25, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Santa. Had to replace the carpet after last Christmas eve's all-night bonkfest with Prancer in the den.

MacRaith October 25, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Is it a coincidence that the ad I'm seeing at the top of the page is for "3 Early Signs of Dementia"? I think not!

cognachas4paws October 25, 2012 at 3:59 pm

My comment was deleted for some unknown reason and I had an important question. Let me try again – who will be doing the executing? Someone who knows what they're doing and doesn't just play at a range somewhere? I ask because I'm a delicate little thing and I don't want to suffer.

sullivanst October 25, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Did you ask who was going to pull the tr1gger? Because whereas Your Wonket will let you say every word on George Carlin's list as much as you want, tr1gger is streng verboten.

cognachas4paws October 25, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Oh, I did use that word. Oops.

Jus_Wonderin October 25, 2012 at 4:58 pm

To get around this you can type it in reverse. Reggirt or Girt. I got nothing.

sullivanst October 25, 2012 at 5:28 pm

A very small of users are special and can type forbidden words. The rest of us mortals can use obvious typos, numbers in place of letters, or if we want to look like we're fancy like Chet, unicode characters from the Cyrillic range (which has letters that render the same as a, c, e, i, o and y, but which IntentDebased is not smart enough to spot). That's a lot of hassle for a little word, though ;)

The other known banhammer word is rеtard.

GunToting[Redacted] October 25, 2012 at 5:15 pm

For some strange reason "seohs" also seems to be illegal.

sullivanst October 25, 2012 at 5:28 pm

Something to do with spam referring to search engine optimization?

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:22 pm

Yup.

JaceWyatt October 25, 2012 at 7:58 pm

Dick Cheney. Prepare to suffer.

LibertyLover October 25, 2012 at 6:17 pm

Just for you, you can be drawn and quartered. It is very quick, you won't feel a thing.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:23 pm

No it isn't. People used to *specialize* in keeping the victims alive long enough for the executioner to pull out their liver and show it to them.

I SO do not want to see my liver!

Biff October 25, 2012 at 3:59 pm

No pickles other than Wickles for me, ever again.

BadKitty904 October 25, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Yeah, buddy!

Antispandex October 25, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Um, Honey Boo Boo's mamma, and everyone who looks and acts like her, and all of her married relations (Ok, which, I admit, maybe the same thing), and everyone who is all proud of being rednecky. Also. Especially if they used to be Governor of a far northern state, but are NOT racist.

mrblifil October 25, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Every rape baby? Surely some of them must be annoying in some way or other. I say only save the boys, and only if they agree to rape someone when they grow up, out of respect for their fathers.

Estproph October 25, 2012 at 4:02 pm

I'm sure I saw this in a Star Trek episode.

Jus_Wonderin October 25, 2012 at 4:36 pm

I had to let this settle in, but yes, there was an episode where two warring planets computerized their casualties with predictive routines. Then the "dead" would be herded into vaporizing machines. And no, they didn't have Vick Vapor Rub in the machine.

Was actually kind of scary to me. In that, a society could, over years, convince its populace to do almost anything.

Estproph October 25, 2012 at 4:41 pm

I originally meant this comment as a glib joke. But thinking about it in the context you brought up – yes, it's quite scary. We have "journalistic" organs actually calling for people to be executed for treason because they disagree, and because they support the president. What the fuck is going on?!

Doktor Zoom October 25, 2012 at 5:10 pm

That would be A Taste of Armageddon

Today, we are all Eminiar-ians.

rickmaci October 25, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Could we possibly save the C Cupp? After all Donald Trump, Neil Bush and Antonin Scalia will need to spread their seed to repopulate New Jeebuzzworld with the right kind of minds and Janeane Turner is really out to pasture and Stacy Dash would be wrong if you know what I mean and MAnn Coulter doesn't count and I don't think SMegman Kelly can handle it all by herself.

Lot_49 October 25, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Michelle Malkin's not good enough for you, huh?

rickmaci October 25, 2012 at 4:45 pm

I kind of think she would be hard on a guy trying to work up an erection. IMHO.

Jus_Wonderin October 25, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Oh gawd, presented with this scenario I have to have photos of Marcus Bachmann to get it up.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 8:31 pm

Also, "one-drop rule." She will make not-AryanPURE baybeez.

widestanceromance October 25, 2012 at 4:03 pm

If execution is inevitable, why not just lie back and enjoy it?

Lot_49 October 25, 2012 at 4:31 pm

God's will and all that…

Jus_Wonderin October 25, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Sponsored by the Brooke Shields Lazyboy Collection?

weejee October 25, 2012 at 4:05 pm

If we have to go up against the wall (mofo, obvs), then needz moar dirty hippies.

Lot_49 October 25, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Thanks for that. "Volunteers" is almost as good as "After Bathing at Baxter's."

♩♬Acid, incense and balloons…♪♫

weejee October 25, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Yer welcome. Back in the fog, heard them do Volunteers as the crowd-called encore ending a concert.

Lot_49 October 25, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Electric Theater, Chicago, summer of '68. Terrible sound, couldn't understand a word. And get this: they had bubbles of colored liquid between transparencies on an overhead projector—far out, man!

Opening act was Iron Butterfly…who knew a drum solo could go on for 15 minutes?

Beowoof October 25, 2012 at 4:06 pm

If Rmoney is elected the firing squad sounds good. Do I have to pay for my own bullets.

rickmaci October 25, 2012 at 4:19 pm

Austerity budget, people, austerity.

weejee October 25, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Chairman Mao smiles.

HogeyeGrex October 25, 2012 at 7:03 pm

Moocher.

BenGleck October 26, 2012 at 12:52 pm

Gladly.

HempDogbane October 25, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Up against the wall, redneck mother…

LibertyLover October 25, 2012 at 6:17 pm

Jerry Jeff Libel!

LibrarianX October 25, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Ned Flanders

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 25, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Well, it's been fun kids! See you in hell!

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 25, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Mayonnaise libel!

DCBloom October 25, 2012 at 7:05 pm

Miracle Whip, OTOH

HogeyeGrex October 25, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Big Bird

BadKitty904 October 25, 2012 at 6:27 pm

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Dr_Zoidberg October 25, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Need someone to put on your 'Do Not Kill' list? Why not Zoidberg?

Jus_Wonderin October 25, 2012 at 4:28 pm

But my dogs get to live, right?

Steverino247 October 25, 2012 at 5:57 pm

Yes, but they'll be raised as Christians…

rickmaci October 25, 2012 at 7:20 pm

And have to ride around in a kennel tied to the roof of a car next to Dead Breitbart.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:44 pm

Knowing dogs, they'll LOVE that. DeadBreitbard won't, and won't be whole for long, either.

OneYieldRegular October 25, 2012 at 4:31 pm

I don't see Jesus on that list, but then again he never recited the Pledge of Allegiance, never stood for the national anthem, and probably didn't even watch the Super Bowl. And I know he wasn't a gun owner, so all that may explain it.

MissTaken October 25, 2012 at 4:40 pm

And he didn't wear a flag pin.

BaldarTFlagass October 25, 2012 at 4:43 pm

He did, but the flag said "SPQR."

Biff October 25, 2012 at 6:36 pm

INRI LIBEL!

Jus_Wonderin October 25, 2012 at 4:51 pm

I bet he could sport awesome pair of flag cufflinks.

GunToting[Redacted] October 25, 2012 at 5:17 pm

True, but it would be a bitch shaking hands with Him.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:37 pm

Why, do you think your fingers would go through the hole in his hand, or what?

clecinosu October 25, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Chuck Norris — and his cheapo exercise machine.

IceCreamEmpress October 25, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Where is Our Lady of Noonington?

elviouslyqueer October 25, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Stalking Jim Newell through a haze of gin and bitter, bitter tears, no doubt.

sullivanst October 25, 2012 at 5:32 pm

Why am I not surprised to discover that Dame Peggington is sufficiently steeped in angostura to lachrymate it?

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 8:24 pm

Hahahahaha. Was it a butt of Malmsey he drowned in?

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 8:22 pm

You pick: (a) Great minds think alike; (b) Small minds seldom differ.

I'm leaning towards (a), myself. Or a djinn & tonic.

Doktor Zoom October 25, 2012 at 5:35 pm

Anyone who uses polysyllabic words is a traitor.

emmelemm October 25, 2012 at 5:40 pm

Anyone who wears glasses is an intellect-CHOO-al, and shall be sent to a work camp immediately.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 8:21 pm

Ohgod. They *did* that, you know. In search of a *pure* society.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 8:21 pm

Chewing through the veins on her wrists in a bathtub full of gin.

prommie October 25, 2012 at 4:54 pm

I do declare, we really are heading for a Hutu-Tutsi moment in this country, and if you think us Yurpeans is too civilized for such tacky African shenanigans, google up on the Saint Bartholomew's Day Massacre. These wingnuts are quite open about wanting liberals, and they do mean all liberals, anyone who doesn't drink the koolaid, dead, and they really should be taken more seriously (like, seriously enough to put them in the asylum or prison for outright threats). People like Coulter, calling for the killing of liberals just to put the fear in the rest of us, really now, no publisher in a sane society should continue to publish such a person. The far right and an amazing number of fucktarded followers would truly in a heartbeat fire up the ovens, synthesize the zyklon B, and do away with us, gladly without a qualm. Its a real thing, when one party uses apocalyptic scare rhetoric coupled with demonizing and dehumanizing their opponents to the point of literally flat out saying that killing democrats is justified and right, for the good of the country. Its quite some world we gots to live in huh? Its nearly three tequilas time.

Doktor Zoom October 25, 2012 at 5:13 pm

Ok, but you see, you said "no publisher in a sane society should continue to publish such a person," so YOU are clearly the greater threat to freedom. So to preserve Liberty, you must be executed for trying to take away Wingers' right to call for your execution.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 25, 2012 at 5:14 pm

[pushes shot glass over] Pour me one also too in addition.

sullivanst October 25, 2012 at 5:35 pm

Why need we look up Saint Bartholomew's Day Massacre, when the world's most infamous act of genocide was committed by a white Yurpeen, and a Northern white Yurpeen at that?

ETA: I have on occasion made the observance that Radio Rwanda would certainly have been protected under the Brandenburg standard for First Amendment analysis, and these assholes are proving it near-daily now.

Chet Kincaid_ October 25, 2012 at 6:01 pm

Dear Mr. Promzarelli,

As keen observers of your commenting history, we at PBS have concluded that you are the man best suited in these times to carry on the legacy of the late Fred Rodgers, assuaging the anxieties of schoolchildren daily with your calm and reassuring presence. May we discuss a pilot?

HogeyeGrex October 25, 2012 at 7:08 pm
Negropolis October 26, 2012 at 12:14 am

I hope no one seriously thinks Yurpeans are "too civilized for such tacky African shenanigans." I mean, Europe was perpetually at war with itself and the rest of the world prior to WWII. They are no strangers to genocide.

notreelyhelping October 25, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Gallagher is still alive?

elviouslyqueer October 25, 2012 at 5:25 pm
Biff October 25, 2012 at 6:44 pm
mavenmaven October 25, 2012 at 5:00 pm

The Palin who shall not be named, patron saint of Corsi!

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 8:28 pm

Isn't that an island somewhere out there where they grow soybeans and make bean curd cakes?

GunToting[Redacted] October 25, 2012 at 5:06 pm

Can we add SE Cupp? Those glasses really turn me on.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 8:27 pm

I'll buy ya a pair of cheap black plastic frames.

miss_grundy October 25, 2012 at 5:17 pm

My lord, Eddard Stark, of the House of Stark and Lord of Winterfell should never have been executed. But you can execute all the Republicans on your list and all of the Lannisters, except for Tyrion.

owhatever October 25, 2012 at 5:21 pm

What's a nice Jewish girl doing writing a post like this? The who lives-who dies thingie is in the hands of his Popiness, the Rev. Fred Phelps and Franklin Graham and his wife, Lindsay. Tsk-tsk.

Chet Kincaid_ October 25, 2012 at 5:25 pm

Are these Legitimate Executions, or Illegitimate Pardons, or what the fudge?! This double reverse psychology makes my brain hurt.

chascates October 25, 2012 at 5:28 pm

Whoever came up with the advertising phrase 'New and improved!'.
Roger Ailes
Reality TV producers
Gallagher (the comedian)

Mittaplasia October 25, 2012 at 5:53 pm

The Romney campaign; every single DAY!

Biff October 25, 2012 at 6:52 pm
chascates October 25, 2012 at 6:59 pm

I meant the watermelon smashing smuck but that gold-selling 'tard should get it as well.

hollyrocks209 October 25, 2012 at 5:30 pm

Stacey Dash?!?! But then I see that not only did she vouch for Romney, she's been married three times. All the best family-values Republicans have been married at least that many times!

finallyhappy October 25, 2012 at 9:53 pm

Stacy probably doesn't even know who ROMNEY is but was told saying she was voting for him would give her non existent career some publicity.

Slim_Pickins October 25, 2012 at 5:31 pm

We should burn Ann Coulter as a witch, instead. And commit Krauthammer (sic) to an isolation ward in a mental hospital.

pinkocommi October 25, 2012 at 5:32 pm

Of course, it doesn't matter whether or not we execute Dick Cheney because he has his deal with the devil that means he will never die.

LibertyLover October 25, 2012 at 6:20 pm

He's a lifetime member of the heart of the month club…

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:41 pm

Careful, or Biely will put in an appearance and explain the details of that contract.

coolhandnuke October 25, 2012 at 5:38 pm

Next week is Bank Appreciation Week. Can't wait to see who we spare in that Schwindler's List.

MinAgain October 25, 2012 at 5:51 pm

If I'm entitled to a last cigarette, I'd like to have one made by those fine folks on Alpha Centauri Bb, please and thank you.

RomneysLogCabin October 25, 2012 at 5:56 pm

Bristol Palin because fetuses can't self-abort.

Joe the Plumber because tampons.

Louis CK because Sarah Palin.

weejee October 25, 2012 at 5:57 pm

OT

If you need a pick-me-up after your firing squad encounter, the statistical mavins at Horse's Ass give Bamz a 93% chance of beating Willard. That is nationwide, not just in Seattle.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 8:20 pm

(Hugs weejee) I am SO FUCKING JAZZED by this, Weej!

doloras October 25, 2012 at 11:05 pm

Interesting. Their main difference with Nate Silver is they've got Virginny going blue. Nate Silver has Hopey at 72% and climbing slowly.

sullivanst October 26, 2012 at 8:46 am

Differences in methodology, too – Nate's model appears to factor in a lot more data/variables – and sorry, I just can't credit a 93% win chance, that's too aggressive based on the current state of polling.

Nate does currently have VA a very pale shade of blue, though.

weejee October 26, 2012 at 10:56 am

I agree with you on this being overly optimistic. 270 to Win has backed-off their previous 90+ projection to 76% which is v. near Silvers late 10/25 projection of 73.1%. Regardless, these numbers cannot be comforting to Mittens.

sullivanst October 26, 2012 at 11:25 am

Yeah, I'm sure the Romney campaign are currently in a state of mostly trying to convince themselves they can replicate their late surges from ad blitzes in primary states. They can't, for three main reasons. First, their primary ad blitzes were overwhelmingly negative, and they worked because votes didn't really know Mitt's opponents – Newt was the only one who'd previously been nationally known, and even he'd spent a long time out of the spotlight; the President, on the other hand, is someone about whom people have already made up their minds. Second, Mitt had orders of magnitude more money than his opponents and was able to completely dominate the airwaves; Barack has lots of campaign money too and is able to come much closer to matching expenditures. Third, viewer fatigue – I'm a political junkie in NY and even I am sick of the political ads (fuck you very much, Linda McMahon); I'd hate to think what it's like in, say, Ohio – I suspect by now it's almost impossible to produce an ad that any significant number of people are going to pay attention to in swing states.

DahBoner October 25, 2012 at 5:59 pm

every rape baby

But where will all the future Republicans come from then?

Steverino247 October 25, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Again, if any of these turds start to refer to liberals as "cockroaches," I'm getting the fuck outta here.

iburl October 25, 2012 at 6:07 pm
MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:43 pm

Jesus CHRIST, who IS that FUCKWADDLE?

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 6:24 pm

WTF is wrong with me, I read that first item as "Ann Cunter." And I am not one who uses the word "cunt" in anything but a friendly, leering, and complimentary manner.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 6:25 pm

OT: Alright you fucking miscreants and horrors of ignoramussery. Y'all have been Oldzing about GANGNAM STYLE so fucking much that this Olde Farte has decided to end the gum-flappery. This is it. PSY, GANGNAM style. Oppa do the right thing by you bros&hos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

BadKitty904 October 25, 2012 at 6:51 pm
MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:26 pm

Who IS that little CUTIE?

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:28 pm

I think I'm in love.

BadKitty904 October 25, 2012 at 10:13 pm

Hey! No mackin' on my buds! ;0)

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 10:59 pm

You know that little hottie? Mm-mmm!

Too young for me anyway. (sniff!)

finallyhappy October 25, 2012 at 10:00 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICS4oPg75Tc
This would beour guy- Ai Wei Wei- look for the handcuffs

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 10:08 pm

Wo men tou ai Ai Wei-wei.

BadKitty904 October 25, 2012 at 10:14 pm

Is that Oddjob?

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 11:00 pm

What's Oddjob?

That means "We all love Ai Wei-wei." Ai in pudong hua means "love." We used to tease little girls by singing "Wo ai ni" when we were little.

tessiee October 26, 2012 at 12:03 am

I'll see your gangnam style and raise you a deadpool style:
http://cheezburger.com/41921025

MittBorg October 26, 2012 at 12:34 am

OMG, that was fucking hilarious!

So, um, you know the Church thinks that gays are given over to a reprobate mind, right? Of course you do.

tessiee October 26, 2012 at 12:11 am

Anybody like swing dancing?
This always puts me in a good mood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf55gHK48VQ&fe

MittBorg October 26, 2012 at 12:36 am

I like to watch.

Doktor Zoom October 26, 2012 at 1:54 am

You will be astonished to know that there are multiple…

Pony-based

versions.

I regret NOTHING

MittBorg October 26, 2012 at 2:16 am

I just want to say how much I abhor those awful twee little plastic horsey things.

But thanks for sharing.

sullivanst October 26, 2012 at 8:31 am

I was hoping that last one would at least somehow involve Edith Piaf…

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 6:27 pm

We CAN'T lynch whoever invented mayonnaise? WTF, BeccaLou! I withdraw my financial support of the Wonketz!

(In the interest of accuracy, we note that MittBorg has NEVER financially supported the Wonketz.)

Mittaplasia October 25, 2012 at 6:31 pm

Request postponement until November 7 just so I know if life would have been worth living or not. If not, please just sneak up on me and make it quick, ok?

decentcitizen October 25, 2012 at 6:35 pm

We're gonna need more bullets.

BadKitty904 October 25, 2012 at 6:44 pm

A *LOT* more bullets. And/or bigger 'uns.

BaldarTFlagass October 25, 2012 at 6:56 pm

Or votes.

BadKitty904 October 25, 2012 at 7:01 pm

A *LOT* more votes. And/or bigger 'uns.

ElPinche October 25, 2012 at 6:39 pm

Feel free to use my raccoon traps and Wallenstein BX42S woodchipper. No need to go Fargo , it's all self-feeding.

BaldarTFlagass October 25, 2012 at 6:53 pm

We're gonna need a smaller list.

Mittens Howell, III October 25, 2012 at 7:05 pm

I don't have I.D.

Does that make it a felony if I show up and ask them to shoot me?

Serolf_Divad October 25, 2012 at 7:32 pm

Ummm… why didn't America's most respected opinion columnist, Chuck Norris, not make that list? And esteemed composer Theodore Von Nugent?

shelwood46 October 25, 2012 at 7:37 pm

I was going to say Dennis Miller, but then I remembered this story:

When my great-grandfather was in his early 20s, he met my great-grandma and chose to leave the Methodist church to become a Catholic for her when they married. He went to mass every Sunday and Wednesday. He was a Deacon. He founded the local chapters of the Knights of Columbus and the St. Vincent DePaul Society and headed both for many years.

Upon his death at 87, many prominent Catholic leaders showed up for his funeral, and the Archbishop spoke. As my mother and I left the funeral mass, we got stuck behind two local old ladies chatting. One said, in a loud, serious voice, "You know, he was a pretty good Catholic…. for a convert."

So, sorry, Dennis, but you have to die.

LagunaB October 25, 2012 at 8:36 pm

Sorry, but we always made fun of converts. They didn't understand that you actually were required to sin. At least the Irish Catholics.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 10:10 pm

One of my ex-gfs says that's why it's so wonderful to be Catholic. You get to sin, and then share it, and it goes away, pouf! just like that.

tessiee October 26, 2012 at 12:13 am

I agree that Dennis Miller has to die, but I'm afraid I don't see the tie-in with your Grandpa.

shelwood46 October 26, 2012 at 12:18 am

Miller was a liberal until 9/11. He's a Conservative convert, which isn't enough to make him pure.

Gleem McShineys October 25, 2012 at 8:09 pm

What about Doctor Keith Ablow? He can be used to quickly find others for the firing squad, by judging how they respond to a few of his pronouncements.

If they laugh, they die.

LibrarianX October 25, 2012 at 8:09 pm

Ann Coulter's poor little penis. Obviously.

Gleem McShineys October 25, 2012 at 8:27 pm

Isn't it ironic that these wingnuts are also the ones who say things like "I DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE MY COUNTRY ANYMORE"

And they don't mind the idea of a little fascisty housecleaning based on allegiance to a specific political party. Wonder what country they are thinking of.

tessiee October 26, 2012 at 12:15 am

The country that E.L. Doctorow described in "Ragtime" when he wrote: "There were no immigrants. There were no Negroes".

ttommyunger October 25, 2012 at 9:47 pm

Jeezus K. Christ on a cracker, that must be the Polish Marksmanship Team…..think they're close enough?

fuflans October 25, 2012 at 10:48 pm

i really have nothing except this:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/killing-wheelcha

yrbmegr October 25, 2012 at 10:48 pm

Chuck Norris's momentum

fuflans October 25, 2012 at 10:56 pm

also: time to watch 'once upon a time in mexico'!!

Negropolis October 25, 2012 at 11:15 pm

Oh, I get it.

"The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention. Now THAT is irony!" – Bender Rodriguez

Nowisallthereis October 26, 2012 at 8:32 am

What's wrong with maynaz? I like maynaze. And no, I don't dip my fries in maynaze like those cowards the Franch. I might dip sumthin else in it if you axed me real nice.

One_who_wanders October 26, 2012 at 11:10 am

They're gonna need more bullets.

slappy_maxwell October 26, 2012 at 11:28 am

Tucker Carlson's bow tie stays. He goes.
A bow-tied Tucker would never have gone dancing on the teevees.
The bow tie limited the flow of blood to his brain allowing him to just be a douche.
Unrestricted flow, he becomes a soft, sad, pathetic, douche.

BeefHardcake October 26, 2012 at 12:26 pm

I've seen hell and it's this list.

BenGleck October 26, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Mayonnaise, okey. But, Miracle Whip has got to go!

HistoriCat October 26, 2012 at 2:13 pm

That image is truly disturbing. I realize it's a shameful part of (some country's) historyand that we should never forget but it's just too much.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 25, 2012 at 4:23 pm

It's friggin poetry.

elviouslyqueer October 25, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Awwwwww! *group hug!*

FlownOver October 25, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Also, too. As they used to say on The CBS Culture Hour, "SAAAAAA– LUTE!"

actor212 October 25, 2012 at 4:58 pm

Puns?

*clutching chest*

But….but….but…how will I make my living?

Chet Kincaid_ October 25, 2012 at 5:52 pm

Haha, Mortals! Trigger retard your damned shoes!

Incitefully_Joe October 25, 2012 at 5:54 pm

I also was getting modded for describing the way that God gave us the gift that is Richard Mourdock, which made me kinda sad.

LibertyLover October 25, 2012 at 6:15 pm

and shoe s (no space)

Chet Kincaid_ October 25, 2012 at 6:21 pm

What the hell are you talking about? My prefs say Western (Mac OS Roman) encoding, like any decent American.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:21 pm

Damn YOU!

LibertyLover October 25, 2012 at 6:16 pm

*shakes fist at Chet*

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:21 pm

Damn BOTH of you!

sullivanst October 25, 2012 at 6:53 pm

Isn't that more of a banmallet word? I thought that one sent you into eternal limbo rather than straight to hell…

sullivanst October 25, 2012 at 6:55 pm

Yeah, but people who aren't you have to either have the words look different, or fire up charmap (unless they have freaky memories for unicode codepoints, or a handy cribsheet to cut'n'paste from)

bobbert October 25, 2012 at 6:55 pm

I like my feet clean and articulated.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:22 pm

Ha. You were discussing the toilet habits of the deity.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 7:40 pm

HEY! Lemme in there.

BadKitty904 October 25, 2012 at 11:11 pm

Oddjob was Goldfinger's henchman in the Bond flick of the same name.

Is that Mandarin?

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 11:30 pm

NObody is cooler than Usain Bolt. NOBODY.

MittBorg October 25, 2012 at 11:33 pm

Ah. I have never seen the Bond flicks, as you term them.

Pudong hua is the Northern Chinese dialect that came to be called "Mandarin" because it was spoken by the educated and governing classes. It was simplified and standardized after the Revolution. Although it is the official language, China has now begun attempting to preserve its many other languages and dialects.

tessiee October 26, 2012 at 12:12 am

Oddjob (the Bond villain) was a small, yet sinister, Asian gentleman who killed people by whipping his bowler hat at them.

MittBorg October 26, 2012 at 12:27 am

Ha! I sense a niche fan community for my efforts.

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