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History’s Greatest Monster Barack Obama Calls Poor Defenseless Mitt Romney A Vile Swear

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He is poopingOh dear oh dear! Supposed “cool guy” Barack Obama called fragile, defenseless centimillionaire former CEO and current Republican nominee for president of these godfearing United States of America Mittens Romney a vile swear meaning one who defecates like boy cows, and the Republic may crumble from the dastardly act. What if children who unaccountably look up to the Thug in Chief start also talking about potty words like pooping boy cows? WHAT THEN?

That is bullying indeed, lady we had never heard of before Josh Marshall retweeted your incisive and prissy and pissy tweet.

Let us wag our fingers at some other history’s greatest monsters, together!

Well those were fun! Enjoy your anal rapes! We will be over here with our canned goods (hobo beans), waiting for the Republic to fall.

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  • snowpointsecret

    Hey, it could have been worse:

    There once was a man named Mitt
    They said he was full of shit
    I don't know how to finish this limerick
    so I'll just say he was quite the dick.

    • midnighttoker69

      Limericks are my specialty … let me see what I can rip off the top of my head

      A candidate Romney, named Mitt
      Accused of spouting bullshit
      Was burned by the Pres
      Offensive, Mitt says
      Before wandering off in a snit.

      One more try:

      There once was a rich man called Mittens
      A mean man to puppies and kittens
      When he was called out
      For bullshit, he'd pout
      And expect us to live off a pittance.

      • snowpointsecret

        That first one was just too beautiful. I wish I could do that, mine technically wasn't even a limerick.

        • midnighttoker69

          Well thank you. Sometimes I wish I'd done more in college than sell weed and get expelled.

          • CommieDad

            Thanks for the chronic. Oh yeah, that bag I bought 15 years ago was a little heavy and the guilt is killing me. I owe you 1/64 of an ounce. Can I donate $5 to Initiative 520 in your name?

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

        Nicely done!

      • Esteev

        Can I try?

        Candidate Romney has been lying
        When called on it, he starts crying
        His running-mate Ryan is no better
        forgetting what he asked for in letters
        They're quite upset the election isn't for buying

        • midnighttoker69

          Very Good. Isn't this fun?

          C'mon Rebecca, play along with us.

          • Esteev

            Thanks! Yours were hysterical. It is rather cathartic.

        • fatbob54

          Some say Romney's a liar
          Whose pants are always on fire
          "I don't lie" he states
          "I just prevaricates"
          Cuz the rubes are gullible buyers

      • rickmaci

        Not up to your standard but a guy can try.

        There once was a man named Mitt
        A gov from old Massachusett.
        To be president he thought
        was a job to be bought,
        if voters just ignored his bullshit.

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

      Old Mittens was quite the bullshitter
      But when called out he'd get very bitter
      Lot's of ranting and stormin'
      Unbecoming of a Mormon:
      "Show respect for your betters, you dumb nigger!"

    • tessiee

      Roses are red,
      Violets are blue.
      Mitt's a dick,
      And Ryan is, too.

      • Nothingisamiss

        It's like a valentine!

    • Negropolis

      There once was a son he named Tagg…

      There once was a fella named Mittens
      Who loved to drown nothing but kittens…

      Wait, I think I've finally got the hang of this:

      Mitt the unscrupulous Mormon
      Did nothing but screw even more men
      Confronted with truth
      He reverts to his youth
      And hides all his funds in the Caymans.

    • YasserArraFeck

      Mittens, who would be Commander
      Is running with Ryan, the Ayn Rander
      They'll shake every hand
      And kiss every ass
      There's no-one to whom they won't pander

  • nounverb911

    But it's still okay when the Snobilly Grifter goes all racist on Barry.

    • zumpie

      No, YOU'RE the raciost for pointing out that her racist behavior was racist!

      • stly92

        And besides, it's a known fact that racism never negatively affected anybody in the whole history of the united states! stop being such a libtard cry baby!

  • KathrynSane

    Definitely a poor choice of words–Lord knows Mittens deserves so much worse.

    • jjdaddyo

      Richard Dawson says: "2nd most popular answer… survey says: "Total Fucking Liar"!

    • http://bluemonkeh.blogspot.com/ BlueMonkeh

      Hrrrmmm….fuck you you fucking fuck comes to mind.

  • Loch_Nessosaur

    Oh My Heck!

    • nounverb911

      Heck? He's running for Congress in the Washington 10th.
      Denny Heck

      • zumpie

        Against evil hypocrite fundie bitch Jaime Hererra Beutel (or whatever her last name is now), correct?

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

        What a shame that the guy can't admit anywhere on his site, not even once, that he is a Democrat.

    • tracyhasfun

      HAHAHA! MORMON SWEAR! MORMON SWEAR!

    • Gleem McShineys

      H-E-DOUBLE-CAFFEINATED HOTDRINKSTICKS

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …when did politicians(excuse my French) become pussies?!?!

    • fatbob54

      I thought they were assholes and dicks. I guess that means we aren't what we eat…

      • AngryBlakGuy

        …good point, if that was case would be maggot infested bags of steamy gorilla shyt!!!

    • cletar

      Around 2000 or so.

  • Barbara_

    Maybe Romney doesn't curse, but those many pink slips he's handed out, leaving people without health insurance, vulnerable to losing their homes and not being able to afford education for their children just screams "FUCK YOU!"

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      Wielding your mighty machete, you have cut to the chase!

    • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

      Technically, bullshit isn't cursing. It is just vulgar. Romney has an elevator for his cars and a horse that wears a hat of velvet and pearls… I am pretty sure he is familiar with the concept.

    • eaglewon

      my ass he does't curse.

      • YasserArraFeck

        Kick him in the 'Nads and see if he yells "Oh My Gosh!!" or "MotherFUCKER!!"

  • SorosBot

    We already know Mitt doesn't drink; now apparently he doesn't curse either? How could anyone trust that man?

    • Loch_Nessosaur

      Mormons are not allowed to curse. Hence the expression I posted above – Oh my heck!

    • AngryBlakGuy

      …1 thing I learned in college is never trust a man that has never woken up the next morning and wondered WTF did I do last night!

      • Esteev

        You can trust Esteev.

        • AngryBlakGuy

          …amen brother!

    • NYNYNYjr

      He don't even drink coffee. Or drink sodie pop. He's a 'holy man'. Unlike you dirt bags.

      • Loch_Nessosaur

        I think they can drink white soda (sprite, 7up, etc) but not dark soda (Coke, Pepsi, etc) because of the caffeine.

        • AngryBlakGuy

          …orange soda? It matches his spray tan!

        • Toomush_Infer

          I believe that the Mormon Church owns a good share of Coca-Cola…

        • mille derps

          The prohibition is on hot drinks, technically. Because the famous hot drinks of the 19th century (tea & coffee) both had caffeine & there seemed to be no other reason for prohibiting coffee & tea, the assumption amongst some Mormons is that caffeine is the real target of the prohibition on hot drinks.

          Other Mormons want their mofo Iced tea, NOW!

          • sullivanst

            "Served at the temperature of hell", is apparently the objection. And to think, that's so far from the weirdest thing about their religion.

          • hilacious

            What about soup?

          • sullivanst

            Gazpacho only, or something, maybe? I don't know.

          • doloras

            Doctrines and Covenants 137 quotes Joe Smith as saying: "Hot liquids are for the outside of your body, not the inside. Thus saith JHVH his own self."

        • finallyhappy

          That White Mountain Dew packs a load of caffeine- wonder f they sneak it into a sprite bottle

        • HELisforHEL

          Yep.

        • tessiee

          Carbonated beverages are Satan's farts.

        • HarryButtle

          It's the "no darkie" rule…applies to Presidents AND to soda.

    • emmelemm

      Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
      Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
      Subtle innuendos follow…

      • HELisforHEL

        Adam Ant is more qualified to be a candidatehuman than Mittens.

        • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

          Also, he has a valise.

    • OkieDokieDog

      For Pete's sake! Mittens is a Mormon Bishop.

    • PugglesRule

      The pink slips are repetitive obscenities that make me rather nauseous.

  • AlterNewt

    We are fortunate that there are no issues of any importance at stake in this election.

  • SnarkOff

    Shh. Don't tell her about "Santorum."

    • Terry

      Don't tell her what John McCain has publicly called his wife, either.

    • tessiee

      What's santorum? Is there a link I can click on?

      • Gleem McShineys

        Can't go there, it is quite a slippery slope.

        • emmelemm

          Sometimes frothy.

  • SorosBot

    How dare Obama call that motherfucking cocksucker a bullshitter!

  • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

    Clutching at straws much, wingtard assholes?
    (I love the smell of desperation in the morning!)

  • ph7

    Next move: Ellen Carmichael and Paul Ryan will tackle Obama the bully, so Romney can cut the freak's hair.

    • PugglesRule

      Maybe Mitt will let Tagg have the honors, instead of just taking a swing.

  • Disassembly

    I'm more shocked that Romney doesn't swear. He's running for office, for Pete's sake.

    • sullivanst

      Yeah, it's really not true that Mitt doesn't swear.

      • Disassembly

        Thank the three heavens, I thought this was going to be the Game Change.

    • ph7

      Even Nixon, a goddamned Quaker, could throw down.

  • red_kira

    2012 version of the 1963 newsreel:

    President Kennedy: Are you telling me that BLEEEEEP did BLEEP that incompetent BLEEEP! They just BLEEEP the Air Force budget!

    Gobsmacked. Really. We were so much more grown up back then!

    • delaney_blom

      My favorite part of the JFK clip is that he wouldn't put that silly bastard in charge of a cathouse. President Kennedy knew that discretion is one indispensible quality of a brothel operator.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Shit-ass motherfucking cocksucking cunty twat says goddamn fucking what?

    • SnarkOff

      Bravo, sir.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Dang Elvis, it's like we share the same Tourette's (see my post below).

    • Loch_Nessosaur

      John McCain, is that you,?

    • Callyson

      A shitload of sorry ass fucked up crappy fucking bullshit.

    • OkieDokieDog

      I find myself more and more screaming, You lying cocksucking motherfucker at every GOP/Teabaggie twatwaffle I hear squawking on the teevee box. Also too; pundits.

  • bikerlaureate

    The President isn't walking this back. Excellent.
    No matter what, Plouffe and company must not apologize for this.

    • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Johnny-Appletruth/133951326629923?sk=wall deanbooth

      "That's a bullshit question!" replied Plouffe.

    • smitallica

      Or if they do, they should say. "I'm sorry. I meant to say 'cocksucking shitfaced lying magic-underwear cult-member megarich heartless motherfucker who's not going to win.'"

  • Detesticle

    That's actually what the ballot says in Nevada.

    [] Mitt "Bullshitter" Romney
    [] Barry "Chair" Obama
    [] Ayn Rand's Ghost

  • Oblios_Cap

    It seems like only yesterday that the right wingers accused us liberals of being termminally offended about everything.

    Projection is a bitch.

    • Geminisunmars

      Are you suggesting that it is their turn to be terminal?

      • Oblios_Cap

        One can only hope.

    • BoroPrimorac

      Just another example of liberal tolerance, right?

      Next motherfucker that uses that bullshit line on me is getting headbutted.

      • reliefsinn

        As a matter of fact, no, liberals are not tolerant of things like idiocy, hypocrisy, and racism, especially the just beneath the surface variety typified by the Coulters, Hannitys, and Becks of this world.
        So no, we are not tolerant, and we are not going to apologize for it, bitchez.
        Screw being tolerant, screw it screw it screw it.

  • CrunchyKnee

    Willard was so shocked and taken aback that he had to change his magic underpants.

  • http://twitter.com/iburl iburl

    "Bullshitter" is actually a gross understatement of Romney's utter lack of connection to any scrap of truth.

  • pdiddycornchips

    How could you leave out Dick Cheney?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYY1oDDYS18

  • Esteev

    Well the Right has been calling a spade a spade for a while now so this is only fair.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Well, lady, I often call Romney a "lying cocksucking motherfucking full-of-shit asshole Mormon motherfucker." But that's when I'm in a kind mood. Why don't you fucking tweet that?

  • zumpie

    Two things:

    1) Nice pearl clutching no doubt potty mouthed bitch whom I do not give a rat's ass about.

    2) I know that bull is pooping because my kitty wears much the same blssfull expression when SHE poohs in her litter box (yes, I find it almost disturbing)

    • Esteev

      I, too, have that blissful expression whilst pooping.

      • zumpie

        Well, as long as you're happy

      • tessiee

        "There is nothing quite so under-rated as a good shit" — Some old-timey guy

  • bikerlaureate

    Where's Ellen Carmichael's complaint about despicable Ann's use of the r-word – to describe the freakin' President of the United States?

    • elviouslyqueer

      Ann's not running for president, though. Q.E.D.

      • bikerlaureate

        True. In my haste to post I didn't see the mismatched comparison.

        I was trying to riff off her use of "bully", because calling a liar a "bullshitter" is apparently classic bully behavior…?

  • FakaktaSouth

    Okay then, how about using the words of W to the Big Dick Cheney? Mitt Romney? "That guy's a real asshole." I don't trust a guy who doesn't know how to use the creative words.

    • pdiddycornchips

      "Bigtime"

    • prommie

      Wasn't it Dick Cheney the sneering drunken lawyer-shooting torturing war criminal who said to, who was it, you are young, you remember stuff, but didn't he say "fuck you" to someone in the Senate chamber?

      I like how you talk, though. Very very creative.

      • FakaktaSouth

        I believe he said "go fuck yourself" but I may be confusing the phrase with just his blanket policy for all of America.

        • sullivanst

          Yes, he told Pat Leahy to go fuck himself. When Chris Wallace asked him if he'd really said it, he grinned with enormous self-pride and said "Yes". Clearly it was one of the world's greatest rhetorical achievements, in his own mind.

          • prommie

            Considering that he never championed a policy that was not a complete disaster, often criminal, venial, or corrupt, and otherwise an utter failure, its clear that his entire reputation, such as it is, comes from his ability to convince people even stupider than himself of his genius.

          • FakaktaSouth

            And there you have it, the Republican Party Platform.

          • prommie

            You know you are right; in a country where 30% don't vote at all, you can win the election by appealing solely to the bottom half of the bell curve. Thats the some of the people that you can fool all the time.

          • sullivanst

            Surprisingly enough, he and Newt Gingrich have been seen together.

          • prommie

            I have a nephew who is not smart, but has some sort of wisdom I respect. he once said this to me: "Think about it, Pat, if you are smarter than me, thats it, I can't go there. So that means, I can't tell if you are just a little smarter than me, or if you are Einstein, because from where I am, you look the same." I think this explains a lot of the votes for the GOP. From where the morons sit, both Cheney and, for example, Clinton, are smarter than them, and they have no clue which one is smarter than the other, or which one is right.

        • tessiee
  • Blunderthing

    I'm shocked, SHOCKED to find that politicians say things to sway votes.

  • MiniMencken

    I, for one, am shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

  • sullivanst

    Dick Cheney LIBEL!

  • BaldarTFlagass

    "bullsh*tter."

    How do you pronounce that "*" thing, anyway?

    • Blueb4sinrise

      weedlord bonerhitler?

      • sullivanst

        "bullshweedlordbonerhitlertter"

        That's quite a mouthful.

        Eurgh!

    • widestanceromance

      Who knows (it looks like something from a Kenyan alphabet)?*

      *all too often it's asterick

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      "BullshBEEPter."

    • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

      Star Me Kitten?

    • hilacious

      "asshole" *

      *thank you Kurt Vonnegut

  • mbobier

    Someone should help this lady off her fainting couch, revive her with smelling salts, make sure she doesn't get tendonitis from clutching her pearls, and gently inform her that when you describe someone in accurate terms, that is not bullying; it's truth-telling. But the latter is something wingnuts have trouble recognizing, anyway.

  • edgydrifter

    Romney doesn't use obscenities personally. He has people to do that for him.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      Sununu.

    • tessiee

      Is that why he thinks "pendejo" means "Yes, Boss"?

  • asterixaverni

    Jesus Fucking H. Christ! Can't the President get this straight? What.The.Fuck!?! Romney isn't a bullshiter.

    HE IS A FUCKING LIAR!

    Four letter word Mr. President: LIAR! Use it!

  • http://kittenbomb.wordpress.com kittenbomb

    It is boorish indeed because Lord Mittens cannot respondeth in kind.

    He knows naught of the lowly talk of unwashed common folk. Nor doeth any of his sister wives allow their handmaidens to speak aloud.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …by the way, I swear that there was this one cliff note in the bible about "the love of money being the root of all evil" and "it is harder for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God than a camel to fit through the eye of a needle". I think cursing is probably at the bottom of God's "I don't give a shyt about" list!!!

    • KathrynSane

      "Again I tell you, it is harder for a rich man* to enter the kingdom of God than a camel to fit through the eye of a needle.

      *unless he is a Job Creator™"

      Straight from the mouth of White Capitalist Jesus.

      • AngryBlakGuy

        …or he has Binders upon binder of women!

      • sullivanst

        Pretty sure that part got left out of the Book of Mormon.

        • AngryBlakGuy

          …you mean the Binder of Mormon!

          • sullivanst

            The Book is mostly just weird. The Binder is seriously creepy.

  • kyeshinka

    Oh willy nilly my stars, I do decleh-yuh! That uppity Obama don't talk lahk no gentlmen!

  • hagajim

    I guess when you're calling a spade a spade you might as well call a bullshitter a bullshitter. But bullshitters are usually egotisitcal assholes as well – oh wait. Nevermind.

  • Callyson

    "I wouldn't have him running a cathouse"

    Yeah, what JFK said…

  • Fox n Fiends

    I'm sure Vladdy Putin will never ever say anything coarse to/about your hypothetical President Romney

    • AngryBlakGuy

      …I am pretty sure Putin drops the "ruskey" version of an F-Bomb every other sentence when he is off air! At least, that is what I do when I replace vodka for milk in my morning Cheerios.

    • YasserArraFeck

      "Fuck you and the dinosaur you rode in on"

  • HRH_Maddie

    I, for one, am glad to have a president who doesn't swear like Ned Flanders.

    • kyeshinka

      I don't want no son-of-a-diddly Romney cursing up a storm. What would Jesus say?

  • sudsmckenzie

    When asked for comment, Dick Cheney replied "go fuck yourself'.

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    That's about the kindest thing I can think to say about Mitt.

    (Note to self: Potential limerick using the rhyme of Mitt and ****)

    • snowpointsecret

      If you can find a better way to finish off mine, go for it.

    • Toomush_Infer

      There once was a candidate, Mitt
      whose opponent called his plans bullshit,
      When asked to reply,
      he gave a great sigh,
      and said his religion said "golly"….

      • mille derps

        Dagnabbit libel!

  • RomneysLogCabin

    Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.

    No hyphen, no problem.

  • Dildeaux

    romney doesnt cuss?

    And I dont believe in Planet Kolob.

    Nut up, bitch.

  • http://www.notfrisco.com/colmatales/norton/proclaim.html#declaration Joshua Norton

    One thing I've learned from this election cycle – Always take a pen and paper with you when you go camping or plan to hike the desert. That way, if you get lost, you can just start writing an article about Obama. Right away some douche bag will come along and tell you how it's all wrong.

  • hagajim

    Gotta love the LBJ gay rapey jokes. I assume the Maryland ministers will kill him and his entire family? Oh – and Walnuts sure likes to bandy about the fuck word doesn't he….hmmmm.

  • DCBloom

    I thought it was Joe's job to do all the cussing for the administration? Does Barry have to do EVERYTHING?

  • tracyhasfun

    Well, this is obviously a fuck-up. Obv.

  • Crank_Tango

    Please, spread the outrage! Barry used his nuts for once, praise babby jesus. Tell everyone everyone everyone about how barry called that cocksucking missionizer a BULLSHITTER.

    He also said Ellen Carmichael is "pretty cunty."

  • mormos

    If the boot fits partner.

  • Lucidamente1

    I for one am worried that politicians don't swear as much as they did in 1917.

  • JustPixelz

    I swear BO only said "bullmitter".

    • finallyhappy

      Thank you, Bristol

    • Negropolis

      I said Boo urns.

  • prommie

    Its worse than rape!

    • docterry6973

      What kind of rape? Legitimate? Forcible? God-given? Easy? These days you need to be specific.

  • Toomush_Infer

    I don't see how calling MItt a bullshitter can be a problem – his handlers said they weren't going to depend on fact checkers….

  • prommie

    Dick Cheney's "fuck you" doesn't make the parade of cussing?

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      No Cheescake Avatar Of The Week? I haz a disappoint.

      • prommie

        But is so blatantly phallic!

  • BlueStateLibel

    The more I read about this Barack guy, the more I like him. Lady hormones-permitting, I'll definitely be voting for him.

  • zumpie

    Oh also, too: if you watch British TV (or PBS) they haven't bleeped "shit" or "bullshit" for quite awhile now.

    And….

    1) Krusty sure does enjoy cursing doesn't he? That is QUITE the potty mouth HE has! NO wonder his brother told a 911 operator "fuck you" when she got annoyed with his tying up the line to bitch about traffic.

    2) I have always viewed JFK as a fairly over rated Prez, who largely benefitted from the mystique of an untimely death. That said, I found him both fairly restrained ($5K would've fully furnished several entire homes in 1963 and Jordan Marsh was a mid-range store) and kinda awesome by concluding, "no, you'd call it a fuck up".

    • sullivanst

      British TV doesn't beep fuck after 9pm, either.

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    Weirdly, she seems to have deleted the tweet. Way to stand up for your principle, ya cunthole.

  • PuckStopsHere

    Oh, my stars and garters.

  • pdiddycornchips

    If Barry called him a bullshitter, that's what god intended.

  • Hammiepants

    I was hoping for "dissembling miserly feces-spewing asstard" myself.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    He sassed Romney?! The Founding Fathers knew what to do about Toby's Insubordination!

  • barto

    You know what's really classy, Ellen? Characterizing 47% or your fellow Americans as lazy parasites, that's what's classy. Now go get a real job, you tapeworm.

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    Did he also drink a Coke while calling Mitt a bullshitter? Because they can't drink caffeine either!

    And did he say it before 1978? Because blah people weren't grandfathered in before then.

    And Mitt's tough anyway. That magic underwear will deflect anything.

  • Terry

    When you read any tweet or other form of communication from Ellen Carmichael, remember that she used to be Herman Cain's campaign communications director. That really says it all.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      She got a job, didn't she?!

    • FNMA

      Really? Who'd she have to blow to get that….oh. Never mind…

    • tessiee

      It's impolite to tweet with your mouth full.

  • Sassomatic

    Well somebody bring my smellin' salts!

  • MinAgain

    "Bullshitter" is not technically a curse word. It's a vulgarity. But I wouldn't expect Republicans to know the difference.

    • Bezoar

      What about "Fuck your bullshit!"?

  • Generation[redacted]

    I don't see what she's complaining about. Bullshit is a perfectly cromulent word.

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      The use of which embiggens us all.

  • arduinohacker

    Wow, actually, staying a bit classy. Notice she doesn't DENY that Romney is a BS'er. With something like 666 Romney LIES well documented so far,
    ( http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/09/08/mitt-romn… )

    .. she's not willing to re-lie that far. Just blaming the Prez for telling the absolute truth.

  • delaney_blom

    What does "bullshitter" even mean? Is this the jive-talk I've been hearing so much about?

    • docterry6973

      I don't know. We need to ask a Bee-Gee. Quickly.

      • sullivanst

        Before they're all dead?

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    JFK saying "Well, obviously this is a fuck up." = awesome.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/30500320@N06/ DerrickWildcat

    I don't get her. Is she punishing herself?

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    Rmoney is a poopyhead.

  • rickmaci

    Damn. I think this means Obama is a real Republican!!!

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Jesus fucking Christ Walnuts settle the fuck down for fuck's sake you whiny shitbag fuck.

  • poorgradstudent

    To paraphrase a favorite Internet personality of mine, "Mitt Romney so fucking sucks he fucks. He so sucking fucks he sucks."

  • Bezoar

    Shouldn't that be "centibillionaire"? Or wait, "decibillionaire"? Fucking metric system.

  • fatbob54

    He meant "Blahshitter"

  • Bezoar

    Maybe "megahundredaire"?

  • fatbob54

    Wait till Obama starts in on his mama.

  • I_P

    This is a big fucking deal!

    /No it's not…

  • Nopantsmcgee

    Not that I am an overly sensitive farmer's boy or anything but there's no fucking thing in the world called a 'boy-cow', unless you refer to the male of the human species as boy-girls, as well to be consistent.

    Moo, bitches.

    • tessiee

      According to "Return of the Straight Dope", the generic, singular (as opposed to "cattle", which is plural), non-gender-specific word for the animal that says "moo" is "bovine". "Neat" or "beef" are also correct, but have fallen into disuse.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    The General blinked. His chops went dry. His mug drained. "Yes Mr. President." Jack clicked off. The General grabbed desk, steadied, punched the intercom. "Get Pete Bondurant on the line." He poured Scotch and waited. "Pete, brace Kemper Boyd and Ward Littel. Get the Cubans and Drac's Mormons on this, too. Son Of A Bitch Jack's got to go."

    • prommie

      Whats it from? Or just your own? Best book about Dallas I ever read was Mailer's Harlot's Ghost. Cubans, Bushes, Brown Brothers Harriman and the wall street-CIA connection, oh man.

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

        Oh Proms, you don't recognize my pastiche of the rat-a-tat prose poetry of the Demon Dog, Mr. James Ellroy!? If you haven't read "American Tabloid," you will love it!
        http://www.nytimes.com/books/01/05/20/specials/ta

        • prommie

          Thats on my list now!

          • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

            America was never innocent. We popped our cherry on the boat over and looked back with no regrets. You can’t ascribe our fall from grace to any single event or set of circumstances. You can’t lose what you lacked at conception.

            Mass-market nostalgia gets you hopped up for a past that never existed. Hagiography sanctifies shuck-and-jive politicians and reinvents their expedient gestures as moments of great moral weight. Our continuing narrative line is blurred past truth and hindsight. Only a reckless verisimilitude can set that line straight.

            The real Trinity of Camelot was Look Good, Kick Ass, Get Laid. Jack Kennedy was the mythological front man for a particularly juicy slice of our history. He talked a slick line and wore a world-class haircut. He was Bill Clinton minus pervasive media scrutiny and a few rolls of flab.

            Jack got whacked at the optimum moment to assure his sainthood. Lies continue to swirl around his eternal flame. It’s time to dislodge his urn and cast light on a few men who attended his ascent and facilitated his fall.

            They were rogue cops and shakedown artists. They were wiretappers and soldiers of fortune and faggot lounge entertainers. Had one second of their lives deviated off course, American History would not exist as we know it.

            It’s time to demythologize an era and build a new myth from the gutter to the stars. It’s time to embrace bad men and the price they paid to secretly define their time…

            James Ellroy
            (introduction to American Tabloid…a novel)

            p.s., in the Ellroy Universe, "Drac" is Howard Hughes, if you hadn't guessed.

  • Antispandex

    Well, it's obvious she isn't old enough to remember, or to have ever read a "book", but Nixon was a Quaker, and the man could bring the swears like nobody's business.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

    Ha! Adds poignancy to Mitt's grandson insisting on meeting Barack on stage. Hurts don't it motherfucker?

  • tessiee

    Wait till Miz Ellen hears the tape where Joe Biden calls Mitt a fucking psychopath.

  • tessiee

    A person who doesn't like being called a "goat fucker" might want to consider ceasing to fuck goats, at least on camera.

    • gullywompr

      You could spend your whole life, ministering to the poor, healing the sick, and nobody would say anything, but you fuck one goat…

  • DickWharfinger

    Delicate miss Ellen, Herman Cain's former mouthpiece, must have miseed Jon Stewart's show last night: the snowbilly as a hippo-shitter and the Donald.as a auto-coprophagic gorilla.

  • glamourdammerung

    When I see this cretin show same concern for blatantly racist comments made against the President of the United States, then they might have a valid point. They probably won't, but they actually might at that point.

  • Troglodeity

    Just call him a dogshitter: that's just a stone cold FACT. Ask Seamus.

  • Not_Mother

    It coulda been worse. He coulda called him a bullshit artist.

  • PubOption

    This after one of Todd Akin's staff called his opponent a 'bullshitshu" http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/stay-classy-todd

  • http://citizenfuturist.wordpress.com/ RufusTFirefly

    How quickly we forget "Go fuck yourself."

  • docterry6973

    Well, after all Romney is white.

  • guangho

    A man quite certain
    That Mitt's a cretin
    Types after work
    A limerick about a rich man's hurt.

  • An_Outhouse

    GO FUCK YOURSELF!

    — Dick

  • Cleopatriot

    You mean the guy who called the President "boy" can't handle some swears aimed in his general direction?

  • BoroPrimorac

    This is just going to make Tagg want to take a swing at the president again.

  • joobajooba

    Best LBJ tape — ordering pants from Mr. Hagar, with enough room for his "bunghole." http://youtu.be/S3GT9UN7nDo

    • Gleem McShineys

      "Cuts right into mah taint!"

      That is some of my most favorite historical audio, right there.

  • CommieDad

    I am sure that the president has said worse. Today. About Mitt. Like, "That muthafucka is so fuckin going down in 12 days."

  • mavenmaven

    Rape is from God, but dirty words are SATAN.

  • Wile E. Quixote

    Of all of the things I hate about conservatives and Republicans like Carmichael the thing I hate most is their self-pity and their disgusting, pathetic cringing need to always be seen as
    victims.

  • smitallica

    Swearing is "beneath the dignity of the Presidency"? No.
    Having to produce your birth certificate multiple times to prove you're not an illegitimate usurper from Kenya simply because you're brown? Yes, THAT would be beneath the dignity of the Presidency.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    The President went on to say "WHERE'S MY MOTHERFUCKING ICED TEA MOTHERFUCKER?"

  • LibertyLover

    Who wants a President that doesn't swear or drink anyway?

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      Yeah, what's Mittens gonna do if he hever gets in a fuck-tussle with Putin or someone? "For Pete's sake I'm the President for Pete's sake." For fuck's sake.

  • rocktonsam

    "Mitt doesn't swear"

    this just in… all men don't masturbate

  • dennis1943

    In the language of the people……..it had to be said……

  • Yankee_Steve

    NEWT GINGRICH & PRES. OBAMA ARE CORRECT ABOUT ROMNEY
    There's some fuss about Pres. Obama's truthfulness about Romney but Newt Gingrich called out Mitten$ months ago:

    CBS correspondent Norah O'Donnell asking Gingrich, "Are you calling Mitt Romney a liar?"After a pause, Gingrich replies: "Yes."

  • SaintRond

    Mormon cocksucker.

  • djneedlz

    Obama practically raped Mitt's mind with this cussing stuff. But it's all part of God's plan.

  • ttommyunger

    "Fucking liar" would have filled the bill to my taste.

  • CindynEncinitas

    If my fairy snarkmother were not here encouraging me to express my loathesome thoughts, I may be inclined to use rough language at the slightest inconvenience.

  • Negropolis

    But, you guys, he's running for president for Pete's sake!

    They're just pissed he didn't honor him with the phrase Bullshit Creator. You know, 'cause Mitt built that shit!

  • slappy_maxwell

    What's the big deal?
    Everybody knows Mitt's magic underwear doesn't leave skid marks.

  • aboutheagora

    I kan't say the letter 'B', but I kan say that this woman is a silly bunt. Also, Mitt Romney IS a bullshitter. Sinse when did kalling like it is a krime? Oh wait, Obama is blakk, so he must be a kriminal akkording to this bunt. I preferred these idiots when they wore hoods and burned krosses.

  • BenGleck

    Your offended by that? How would you like your FUCKING EARS BURNED OFF?