On Behalf Of Fellow Women Everywhere, John McCain Accepts Richard Mourdock’s Rapebortion ‘Apology’

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Special Delivery from Jesus!Richard Mourdock has “apologized” (no he hasn’t) for saying rape is Jesus’s special way of giving you something productive to do for the next 18 years instead of whoring around on Saturday nights like common trollops, and on behalf of us all, John McCain has graciously accepted his “apology”! So it’s cool you guys, John McCain says it’s cool. Ladies, put down your bras and pitchforks and go back to crowing over the corpse of your mortal enemy CNN. But is there anything … odd … about this “apology” and McCain’s acceptance of it on behalf of us all? Well why on earth would you think that?

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Oh right, because he didn’t apologize, but just talked about how super-Godly he is and then said that his opponent twisted his words … without his consent!!! (Oh right again, and because Paul Ryan believes the exact same thing, and also too it is the explicit policy of the Republican party, in addition.)

But it’s good enough for John McCain, so kindly make with the trap-shutting and the sandwiches.

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edgydrifter October 25, 2012 at 12:44 pm

John McCain is sorry you whores don't appreciate God's little miracle gift to you.

bikerlaureate October 25, 2012 at 12:49 pm

He hopes the people of Indiana see through the critics' shuck and jive.

CindynEncinitas October 25, 2012 at 1:22 pm

I don't see any whore diamonds… no sammiches without whore diamonds, fool!

mille derps October 25, 2012 at 1:25 pm

John McCain really is sorry.

Cleopatriot October 25, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Maybe McCain accepted his apology to the GOP for going against standard GOP groupthink about how women's bodies just shut down when legitimately raped and so there's no such thing as rape babies.

sewollef October 25, 2012 at 1:18 pm

I can't comment on this story until Meghan has spoken.

BoatOfVelociraptors October 25, 2012 at 1:33 pm

True that.

HRH_Maddie October 25, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Mourdock: Sorry I'm not sorry.
McCain: Apology accepted.

BaldarTFlagass October 25, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Us: You said "sorry" twice!
Him: I like rape!

Terry October 25, 2012 at 1:03 pm

McCain is used to getting non-apologies from fellow Republicans. Bush gave him one after smearing McCain's adopted daughter in South Carolina, for instance.

badseeds October 25, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Lack of consent doesn't enter into any of these important issues.

MegPasadena October 25, 2012 at 2:05 pm

But you twisted my words without my consent!!!

Darklady October 27, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Some people's words twist easy…

gullywompr October 25, 2012 at 12:45 pm

You know, if us libs are going to keep bending the Republicans over for their rape comments, we should at least buy them dinner first.

prommie October 25, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Thats what I keep saying!

tbogg October 25, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Rebecca, Rebecca, Rebecca … that's just the hormones talking. Now go take a bubble bath, maybe listen to some Sarah McLachlan.

Ruhe October 25, 2012 at 12:52 pm

But can you take a minute to make me a sandwich first, Honey?

LACorvus October 25, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Where is Wonkette's little helper when you need one?

snowpointsecret October 25, 2012 at 12:46 pm

From 18 hours ago:

CNN at least isn't as bad as Mourdock, I guess. That's the best praise I can give CNN anymore, it's sad.

This comment works twice as well here as my reaction to this.

Edit: Apparently I can't spell "Mourdock."

Tequila Mockingbird October 25, 2012 at 12:54 pm

Actually, I think it's spelled "morlock". You know, the underground cannibals from H.G. Wells' Time Machine.

sewollef October 25, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Don't tell me Tom Cruise was in that adaptation too, for fuck's sake…

FlownOver October 25, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Have we all forgotten Wesley Crusher's buddy from Starfleet Academy?

Blinkthink October 27, 2012 at 11:42 pm

It should be spelled Mourdick, as he is another Richard.

Ruhe October 25, 2012 at 12:46 pm

So rapebabies are a gift from God but anchor babies aren't? If God works in mysterious ways isn't it possible that it is His strange intention that all those sneaky Mexicans should come here and make babies, for freedum? Couldn't that be God's will?

chicken_thief October 25, 2012 at 12:54 pm

Mourdock was thinking white rapebabies are blessings from Jeebus. Raptbabies from Jeebus Rodriquez, not so much…

OneDollarJuana October 25, 2012 at 1:06 pm

But Snowflake babies are a gift from Jeebus.

Tequila Mockingbird October 25, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Stop using logic. Logic is for libruls, fags, and Hollywood screenwriters.

sewollef October 25, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Are yes, but I believe anchor babies are a gift from Jésus… so it amounts to the same, right?

Schmannnity October 25, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Living with the child produced by rape for 18 years is 2 years longer than the rapes of Ronald Reagan"s and W's administrations combined.

Hammiepants October 25, 2012 at 12:46 pm

As a godless, legs-akimbo dirty cooter-possessing feminazi whoremonster, I do NOT approve this message.

chicken_thief October 25, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Are you busy Friday night?

LibertyLover October 25, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Yeah, but do you shave your legs?

Hammiepants October 25, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Of course not! Shaving your legs is a sign to the mens that you want to be not legitimately raped.

Esteev October 25, 2012 at 1:37 pm

You had me at "godless".

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 25, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Godless, legs-akimbo dirty cooter-possessing feminazi whoremonsters are some of my favorite people.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 25, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Also…

"As a godless, legs-akimbo dirty cooter-possessing feminazi whoremonster"

Mom?

Snarkoluffagus October 25, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Count me in too.

Tequila Mockingbird October 25, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Let us pray:

Heavenly Father,

May all those who continue to support this candidate be blessed with Your gift of a violent rapist's baby into their households. And may Richard Mourdock be anally raped with a nail studded 2×4 votes!

In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost, Amen.

BaldarTFlagass October 25, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Hey! You started your post with your old boardname! Very clever!

Tequila Mockingbird October 25, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Oh, the ironing!

Redgyal October 25, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Prayer warriors unite!

FlownOver October 25, 2012 at 12:47 pm

This is good news for…

No. No, it's actually not.

kittenbomb October 25, 2012 at 12:47 pm

I can't figure these pro-rapey Republicans out. Are they maybe going for the coveted Ben Roethlisberger endorsement?

SorosBot October 25, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Considering that the people of Pittsburgh are still willing to cheer for that serial rapist, maybe they think the pro-rape angle will win them Pennsylvania?

Callyson October 25, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Ahem–some of us cheer for our team and our hometown *in spite* of that asshole, not because of him.

chicken_thief October 25, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Ben Roethlisberger is a fucking pussy.

~ Mike Tyson

chicken_thief October 25, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Ben Roethlisberger is a fucking rookie.

~ M. Tyson

FlownOver October 25, 2012 at 1:16 pm

Mike Tyson is a lisping wimp.

~ K. Bryant

CindynEncinitas October 25, 2012 at 1:30 pm

You want somma this?

~ T. Harding

Redgyal October 25, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Just showing them love

~Sandusky

ChillBill October 25, 2012 at 12:48 pm

Get Sarah to send them rape kits, John.

LibertyLover October 25, 2012 at 12:51 pm

But they gotta pay for them, dammit!

sewollef October 25, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Get Sarah to send them rape kits, John.

Hey, that's Detective Olivia Benson's job… cut it out.

bikerlaureate October 25, 2012 at 12:48 pm

At his Wednesday press conference, Mourdock stood by his words and accused his opponents of "twisting" them. He said he was sorry if people had misinterpreted them the wrong way.

Wow.
Perhaps they could give us a hint on how to misinterpret them the right way.

Barbara_ October 25, 2012 at 12:48 pm

They should just impose a ban on short skirts. Rape problem fixed. You're welcome!

chicken_thief October 25, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Offset by more cleavage and I'll second the motion.

HogeyeGrex October 25, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Perhaps there is a garment we could have all the lady-people wear that covered them properly. Loosely, head to toe even. Maybe with a window of sorts for them to look out of. I wonder if some Godly culture might have adopted such a practice. Someone should look into this.

IndianaKevin October 25, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Those who ascribe to the "she asked for it" philosophy wouldn't be deterred even by burqas.Their ignorance runs deep.

Chet Kincaid_ October 25, 2012 at 2:11 pm

We will pull our puds to whatever bit we are allowed to see. Clearly the only solution is an outright ban on women!

ManchuCandidate October 25, 2012 at 12:48 pm

John spent five and a half years in a vagina so he knows.

ph7 October 25, 2012 at 1:03 pm

It was pure torture!

Ducksworthy October 25, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Mourduche vs. Elizabeth Warren 2016.

elviouslyqueer October 25, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Oh for fuck's sake, you old coot. JUST. DIE. ALREADY.*

*obligatorily, with votes.

Callyson October 25, 2012 at 12:56 pm

I'd ask "Which one?" but I'm pretty sure you mean AOTK.

weejee October 25, 2012 at 12:50 pm

And just think after Bamz lays a whooping on Willard the true crazies will claim the lass was 'cause Mittenz wasn't a true believer. This will set the Rethugs so we'll be seeing Akin-Mourdock clones (and much worse) running in every partisan race from dog catcher to US Senator and stately governators. Oh boy, oh boy, a snarkdom wet dream in the making. And Walnutz will look like a sober bottle of Geritol.

FlownOver October 25, 2012 at 1:22 pm

And maybe we'll all remember it would be a good idea to get off our asses and knock out these raving loons in primaries and the off-year general, sometime sooner than four years from…

…naah. Never mind. Pass me the bong.

zumpie October 25, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Fine by me—it'll make it that much easier to finally take the house back in 2014

Chet Kincaid_ October 25, 2012 at 2:15 pm

That's one scenario. The other scenario is that the Olde Establishment returns to restore "order" to the Republican Party, using the Defeat Of The Crazies as a cudgel.

spends2much October 25, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Imagine if this dotty old dude had been President for the past (almost) 4 years, with that unrelenting moron Tundra Grifter whispering in his ear.

Y'all would be at war with France by now.

CrunchyKnee October 25, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Well…wait till you get a load of Magic Underpants and "kid" Galt, not only will we be at war with France, but every other country in the world as well.

Chet Kincaid_ October 25, 2012 at 2:16 pm

He would have asked Cheney to "accidentally shoot her" by now.

LibertyLover October 25, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Ummm… when did rape stop being a crime?

zumpie October 25, 2012 at 1:28 pm

When us sluts started asking for it by being wimmins, I think

Esteev October 25, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Because Jesus needs more followers.

Redgyal October 25, 2012 at 2:00 pm

When wah men do it.

MegPasadena October 25, 2012 at 2:07 pm

When it happens to other people's daughters.

Magic Sam October 25, 2012 at 12:50 pm

God damn whores with your god damn whores pills.

LibertyLover October 25, 2012 at 1:08 pm

To be fair, it's also our eff me pumps, short skirts and spaghetti straps.

FlownOver October 25, 2012 at 1:27 pm

And those fetching sweatpants and plaid flannel and bandannas – I mean, who could resist that? It's like you're daring all us peni-Americans to exercise our God-willed rights!

zumpie October 25, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Don't forget skinny and or low rider jeans! According to one uber controlling dad on a PARENTING BLOG I frequent, if you let your daughter wear low riders she WILL become a prostitute. No ifs, ands or buts.

So obviously if any wimmin freely chooses to wear such garments, she's pretty much damaged goods already, so hey, why not?

emmelemm October 25, 2012 at 1:51 pm

I believe you meant "No ifs, ands or butts."

Gleem McShineys October 25, 2012 at 3:24 pm

And trollop makeup. Or is that just his wife?

SayItWithWookies October 25, 2012 at 12:50 pm

It's so nice that these men are able to agree on which medieval principle to impose on women who want to be in charge of their own bodies.

prommie October 25, 2012 at 12:50 pm

So thats why people have kids? To keep them from whoring around like common trollops? But what about whoring around like an exceptional trollop, or a mediocre floozy, or a sub-par slattern? There are so many ways to whore around, you know.

chicken_thief October 25, 2012 at 1:09 pm

And virtually all of them are Big Dog, the Hermanator, and Chicken_Thief approved.

Chet Kincaid_ October 25, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Yes! Shouldn't we be encouraging people to maximize their potential?!

HogeyeGrex October 25, 2012 at 12:51 pm

He's kind of a cunt, ain't he.

Grief_Lessons October 25, 2012 at 12:51 pm

We should apologise to McCain for all the Indians we genocided, and all the blacks we enslaved. I'd really like to put that behind us.

AlterNewt October 25, 2012 at 12:52 pm

"I see dead people."

McCain / Palin 2012!

BaldarTFlagass October 25, 2012 at 1:01 pm

"I see stupid people."

AlterNewt October 25, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Dead stupid people.

Radiotherapy October 25, 2012 at 12:52 pm

Is this an apology tour?

NorthStarSpanx October 25, 2012 at 12:52 pm

There is no misspeaking, there is no misunderstanding, there is no manufactured outrage and offense to these troglodytes values that guide their ability to legislate their morals at the cost of the Constitution, Bill of Rights and legally protected rights therein.

Richard Mourdock thinks the health care law is "the greatest intrusion on American liberty." But rape is a blessing waiting to happen? Akin, Ryan, Mourdock and many sitting members in power look at us and just think of females in three stages: "Going to Make Babies," "Making Babies," or "Can't make Babies Anymore."

zumpie October 25, 2012 at 1:33 pm

You forgot one more stage: leeching welfare slut whose babies we pay to support, but will no longer support so she can support them by working at Walmart for minimum wage.

What could possibly go wrong?

Beowoof October 25, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Make more babies because after we repeal Obamacare, these guys are going to let a whole bunch of people die and we need replacements to run the factories and the fast food places. This is what Jesus wants.

Oblios_Cap October 25, 2012 at 12:53 pm

Who cares what that old fart thinks?

frrolfe October 25, 2012 at 12:53 pm

this is where the republicans got their info about ladypartz etc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9_kTOgjT3E

GuidanceRo_Man October 25, 2012 at 12:53 pm

This crap is why you must be destroyed, HU-MANS!

SorosBot October 25, 2012 at 12:54 pm

Yes, a man who publicly said to his wife "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt" is a perfect for accepting an apology for virulent misogyny.

Blueb4sinrise October 25, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Does Meghan Mc have any thoughts on this?

FlownOver October 25, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Does Meghan Mc have any thoughts on this?

Fixed.

MissTaken October 25, 2012 at 12:55 pm

I love this time of the year. You get to see the migration of the Rape Stork. So beautiful.

CrunchyKnee October 25, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Where the hell is Mr T when you need him to shut Murdoch the fuck up?

EnnuiThereYet? October 25, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Reunited and it feels so good. (Apologies to Peaches and Herb.)

sewollef October 25, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Apology accepted.
Norman Rossiter [aka, Herb]

chicken_thief October 25, 2012 at 12:59 pm

OT, I've had two "Your comment must be approved by the site admins before it will appear publicly." this morning. And I dint even use the *r* or *n* words. What gives?!

BaldarTFlagass October 25, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Isn't Mourdork that place where Sauron lived?

sewollef October 25, 2012 at 1:40 pm

No, you're thinking of Buffalo, NY.

BadKitty904 October 25, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Today, we are all Overly-madeup Trollops.

HogeyeGrex October 25, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Well, the only way I can hear it is that he thinks God wants ladies to be raped. 'Cuz if it happened, that's what God wanted. Of course, if an abortion happened, that can't be what God wanted, because abortions are from Satan. Unlike rape.

ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu….

bikerlaureate October 25, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Because shut up, that's why.

You nailed the "logic", alright, and it's inescapable if one views a fertilized egg as a human being.
They'd better figure out a way to exempt wimmin from bllame, for ejecting all of those eggs spontaneously…

SexySmurf October 25, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Richard Mourdock is a magnificent ape.

FlownOver October 25, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Was he the one on last night's Daily Show?

Tequila Mockingbird October 25, 2012 at 1:02 pm

So if I've got all this straight, rapists are just doing the Lord's work, amirite?

LibertyLover October 25, 2012 at 1:09 pm

No, No, No, that would be a jerb destroyer for all of those fer profit jails that keep springing up everywhere.

chicken_thief October 25, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Mourdock's take would give a person a whole lot of leeway, wouldn't it?

zumpie October 25, 2012 at 1:38 pm

No the rapist are criminals. God just steps into the whole thing in the middle. But instead of thwarting something soul crushing and utterly devastating, he gives the lady a brand NEW problem!

sullivanst October 25, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Well obviously, if they hadn't plastered on the make up like a trollop, those cunts wouldn't have been raped. God's will!

BarackMyWorld October 25, 2012 at 1:07 pm

"I can't believe I'm losing to this guy."
-Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis. Also, every Democrat that's currently behind in the polls. Seriously, America, WTF?

smellypossum October 25, 2012 at 2:55 pm

'Merikuh… It's the same country that elected W twice. (okay, once… the Supreme Court elected him the first time around…)

And 60 days after W's second term began a whole passel of dumb fuckers decided they'd made a mistake in voting for him. Yeah, America WTF indeed!

jesus_vs_gojira October 25, 2012 at 1:09 pm

I like that you can erase anything by apologizing. This is toddler logic. "I said I was sorry!"

bobbert October 25, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Or, in this case, by not apologizing.

KeepFnThatChicken October 25, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Since rape has now normalized, what's everyone doing this weekend?

widestanceromance October 25, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Rape Room Makeovers!

Esteev October 25, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Ironing my ski mask?

DahBoner October 25, 2012 at 2:41 pm

I'm waiting until pillaging and looting are OK, too…

KeepFnThatChicken October 25, 2012 at 2:48 pm
bobbert October 25, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Gah.

CindynEncinitas October 25, 2012 at 2:54 pm

I will be prancing up and down the 101 in my hooker shoes and short shorts. Duh!

Snarkoluffagus October 25, 2012 at 3:32 pm

I am gonna have a rape party, viagra rufies included!!

LibertyLover October 25, 2012 at 6:32 pm

Decorating a nursery. Duh.

owhatever October 25, 2012 at 1:11 pm

See that girl, in the short little skirt,
the way she moves, makes me hurt.
I'm gonna take some.

I'm a Republican Senator, and I approve this message.

GemlikeFlame October 25, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Uhhh, no. If you feed them, they just breed.

IncenseDebate October 25, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Does anyone else think Mourdock looks a little like a duck? Maybe his mom was godly raped by Daffy? Well at least it's not fucking Goofy.

DCBloom October 25, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Ah, I see someone besides me remembers little Jasmine and her ducks

barto October 25, 2012 at 1:36 pm

and the joke with the punchline of Micky to his therapist "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!"

Blinkthink October 27, 2012 at 11:22 pm

No, not a duck-he looks like Grandpa Munster. Ryan is Eddie Munster.

PsycWench October 25, 2012 at 1:13 pm

The tradition of the non-apology apology is strong with these people. I'm beginning to think they don't know what the word "apology" means.

IncenseDebate October 25, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Only libs apologize. It's a sign of weakness.

zumpie October 25, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Sadly, it's true. In many workplaces, this IS the prevailing attitude.

sati_demise October 25, 2012 at 1:14 pm

win at any cost by making fun of your hideous quasi-religious beliefs? hell yea!

Steverino247 October 25, 2012 at 1:15 pm

One does not simply walk over Mourdock…

spareme October 25, 2012 at 1:20 pm

If God was a female we wouldn't be having this discussion.

RedneckMuslin October 25, 2012 at 1:22 pm

He did apologize! He said he was sorry that everybody misunderstood him.

Seriously, he really did.

BornInATrailer October 25, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Have we almost reached "If you reject your rape baby then you reject God" yet? It's getting close.

magic_titty October 25, 2012 at 1:28 pm

On behalf of the NVA, I apologize for their torture of John McCain.

Is that how this works?

Nostrildamus October 25, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Apology accepted, MT. No hard feelings.

CindynEncinitas October 25, 2012 at 3:52 pm

God, I hope not. I'm Catholic… I would be sooooo fucked!

widestanceromance October 25, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Get the hell off my internet and biblically rape yourself, old fool.

Blueb4sinrise October 25, 2012 at 1:33 pm

OT:
I have this strange urge to subscribe to the Wonkette Newsletter.

prommie October 25, 2012 at 1:37 pm

New Jersey is going to be wiped out by October Stormprise Mother of All Perfect Storms next week anyway, fuck it all, time to go out in style, as the Dropkick Murphys would suggest! http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at3+shtm

PubOption October 25, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Looters in fancy dress will be out in force next Wednesday.

GorzoTheMighty October 25, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Don't think I will be shipping off to Boston anytime soon.

zumpie October 25, 2012 at 1:43 pm

BTW, don't expect these guys to provide any sort of assistance to these ladies in providing for their l'il God presents (or probable deterioratingmental health) . Cause, you know, once the baby's out of their vajayjay, who the fuck cares? Amirite???

BoatOfVelociraptors October 25, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Remember Men, When Your wife is raped, that bundle of joy is God's will.
When you have to take a second job to feed that new mouth in your family, it's God's will.
When your wife starts crying when the babysitter says "Oooh, he has his father's eyes", God wants her to cry.
When you feel confused watching a rape baby suckle at your wife's bosom, just remember, God works in mysterious ways.
And when the rape-teen wants to know why he looks different from his siblings… Enjoy the world's most awkward conversation about the birds and the bees. God's thinking of you.

Chet Kincaid_ October 25, 2012 at 2:04 pm

When John McCain vouches for you, you're going down in flames for sure! Did you vet 'im, Johnny Boy?!

Chet Kincaid_ October 25, 2012 at 2:09 pm

What he meant to say is that rape is a victimless crime.

CindynEncinitas October 25, 2012 at 3:50 pm

That is one foul thought, Chet. Crap sakes.

Chet Kincaid_ October 25, 2012 at 5:28 pm

Yes, it is.

Detesticle October 25, 2012 at 2:12 pm

I would like to say the phrase "pap smear" to these geniuses, just to watch their faces blanch.

BTWBFDIMHO October 25, 2012 at 2:20 pm

They thank God they are Amurricans, because, if Afghans, they'd be dead suicide bombers by now.

Chet Kincaid_ October 25, 2012 at 2:20 pm

Rape Babies come from the Rape Fairy. There! It's all about your attitude, see?

DahBoner October 25, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Another ol man with a $2 haircut explaining what rape is? Good golly!

CindynEncinitas October 25, 2012 at 2:53 pm

McCain got into a car accident and went into a coma and when he woke up he realized he was a woman trapped in a man's body and now he speaks for all women with authority, so everybody STFU!

RomneysLogCabin October 25, 2012 at 3:01 pm

So altar boys aren't privy to God's gift, but women are? God is a fickle bitch.

docterry6973 October 25, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Well if Walnuts is cool with it, I'm cool with it. Because who understands women better than John McCain?

smellypossum October 25, 2012 at 3:14 pm

John McCain is SO mavericky that he's making up shit.

Or senile.

Or maybe he's been dead (from lack of votes) for a couple years and no one bothered to tell him???

glamourdammerung October 25, 2012 at 3:27 pm

I am wondering why we let North Vietnam's greatest anti-air weapon back into the United States.

Snarkoluffagus October 25, 2012 at 3:35 pm

The GOP "rape isnt that bad" or the rape is implied party. Now i am just waiting for them to approve of pillaging.. Oh wait!!

DahBoner October 25, 2012 at 4:00 pm

1%? Green light.

DahBoner October 25, 2012 at 3:59 pm

I wonder if the waitresses at the Tucson Denny's spit in McCain's food???

Rosie_Scenario October 25, 2012 at 4:59 pm

What about the marvelous ape? Was he sent by god, also, too?

DahBoner October 25, 2012 at 8:47 pm

This is interesting:

" The researchers found that during the fertile time of the month, when levels of the hormone estrogen are high, single women appeared more likely to vote for Obama"

But makes sense when you know this:
" In the first study women viewed online dating profiles of either a sexy man or a reliable man during periods of both high and low fertility. Participants were asked to indicate the expected paternal contribution from the men if they had a child together based on how helpful the man would be caring for the baby, shopping for food, cooking and contributing to household chores. Near ovulation women thought that the sexy man would contribute more to these domestic duties."

ttommyunger October 25, 2012 at 9:39 pm

Now here's a pair to draw to…..

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