Oh, Megyn Kelly! Don’t ever change, OK? Here is Megyn Kelly on Fox “News,” informing us that there may be an “extra set of eyes” on election day and those eyes may belong to the United Nations. Note the contempt with which she says “United Nations,” by the way, she might as well have been saying “the Muslim Brotherhood.” So anyway, yes! There MAY be an extra set of eyes! And they MAY belong to the United Nations! (They will probably belong to Jimmy Carter.) This is because “left-leaning civil rights groups,” aided by the Democrats, have called for U.N. election monitors because they SAY there are efforts to suppress the minority vote. Then she has a lady from True the Vote (which has been attempting to suppress the minority vote) offer the opinion that it’s “breathtaking,” the hypocrisy we’re seeing, just breathtaking, that they have gone to an INTERNATIONAL BODY that contains countries who have voter IDs! Can you believe that?
Of course, the U.N. will not be monitoring our elections; the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe, which is not the U.N., will be coming to observe our elections. All members of this organization have signed an agreement called the 1990 Copenhagen Document, and are bound as a result to accept delegations to observe their elections. If the U.S. bans the OSCE from observing our elections, other countries will have grounds to ban the U.S. and other member states from observing THEIR elections. So. Yeah. Those are the “facts,” not that they probably matter to Megyn Kelly, or to True the Vote.
FAUX NOOZ 11:19 am October 25, 2012
Megyn Kelly Simply Does Not Care For Those Black Helicopters Coming To Spy On Our Elections
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But it's still okay for Bain to own the voting booth companies in Ohio?
Democratic vote goes in, Republican vote comes out. You can't explain it.
The fix is in.
So you don't like capitalism now, huh?
If only I could sell my vote…
It probably won't count anyway.
Your vote has already been bundled, securitized and sold on the OTC market.
The Banana Republicans are out to ruin our institutions. Voting is just one of their targets.
I've heard they're hiding their money in the Tommy Bahama's.
Elections. Nobody knows how they work.
A series of tubes, I hear.
Just ask Al Gore.
Or Katherine Harris!
They're like fuckin magnets, man.
Oh, I get it now. They are so polarized that they will never come together.
But if they last for more than 4 hrs, go see the doc. Oh, wait…. ee-LEC-tions…. never mind…..
Mike Connell, Karl Rove's IT guru knew how they worked, unfortunately for him and his family.
Depends on who you want to win.
Put a picture of that scary blonde skinhead kid up again to remind everyone why observers are a good idea.
I like how Colbert compared him to the albino monk in The DaVinci Code.
What is this, Shrieking Racist Harpy Day on Wonkette?
Why..yes, elviously. ☺
Orly is missing in action.
Today, and everyday.
PAM GELLER LIBEL!
Yes, or as I like to call it, Thursday.
A friend and I skipped high school a few years back and decided to drive around teh city smokin' up. We went into an area of teh city called teh Avenues, which is on a hill, so, slopes up, and as we were drivin', saw one of those black helicopters everyone loves to talk 'bout. It literally popped out of nowhere, danced around a bit, and then vanished behind a hill. We went to look for it, drivin' all fast and all, you know, after shitting ourselves, but it was like the fucker just disappeared into the ground. Tripped us the fuck out.
Of course, we were higher than Snoop on a Tuesday – but we both saw it!
That's some heavy shit you had.
You holding?
And that young DrunkIrishman's name, way back then as lad, was Ray Liotta.
And now you know…the rest of the story.
Didja tell Megyna?
I have a theory about the female news people on Fox. I think all the glue they use to apply those false eyelashes has somehow affected their brains. The male news people have brain issues, as well, but I have no theory as to the cause. Maybe their mommas dropped them on their heads when they were infants.
Or took too much Oxycontin™ and meth while carrying them as little fetustards.
I have always thought the solvent in hair spray may cause brain damage, or perhaps the supply at Fox is laced with mild hallucinogens that cause paranoia.
Maybe they do the butterfly kisses?
Facts (and libtards) have such a liberal bias….
Megyn, little advice. When the voices in your head tell you set fires or cut yourself or go on the TV and say stupid shit, try to ignore them, OK?
She should not ignore all of that advice.
Or not–could boost ratings.
I think Fox's truism about the police applies here: if you aren't doing anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about, right?
Bingo!
Man, that Hans von Spakovsky dude is NSFW. Why do all these evil wingers have such Teutonic names, I wonder?
You know who else had a Teutonic name?
Himmler?
Fritz von Hohlenzollern?
I always thought the name 'Schickelgruber' sounded pretty Yiddish.
The Archduke Sigismund Otto Maria Josef Gottfried Henrich Erik Leopold Ferdinand von Habsburg-Lothringen?
Mr. Hilter?
Frau Blucher?
Neigh!
Tommy Tutone?
Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh?
Johann Sebastian Bach?
Too soon?
Ve vill haff ORDER!
A triumph of the will, no doubt…
Or a Kawasaki of the imagination.
Now you're putsching it.
All your beirhalls are belong to us.
On the Right the women have porn names and the guys have black metal names.
Doocey & Kilmeade are SO not metal.
How is "Kill Me Aid" not METAL?!?
What kind of communist is Obama anyway, Stalin and Castro never had any problem running for another term.
Stalin once got 147% of the vote in an election. Apparently all the voters from other districts came into his just for the privilege of voting for him.
So now OSCE is the UN? Jeebus, Faux is breathtaking in their ability to make up complete bullshit. I guess that's how they keep replenishing "Bullshit Mountain" as John Stewart so accurately calls it.
I wish there was an a UN monitor in many districts here in the US – it is quite obviously needed.
I sure wish there had been in Florida in 2000, and Ohio in '04.
Instead of dipping their fingers in purple ink, Fox News reporters should be obliged to dip their noses in brown ink after voting.
Then how would you know? Their noses are already indelibly brown.
This whole thing reeks of partisanship.
But the members of the OSCE are also members of the UN. So there.
As is the United States. Therefore everything that is done by the US government is actually done by the UN. Except when Republicans are in charge, because that's different, and they hate the UN because of freedom, and LOOK! ACORN!
Jeez, do I have to keep spelling it out for you people?
HUSSEIN Obummerz always be shuckin and jivin with the UN. Because Rev Wright Kenyan also too.
Monitoring is Observing.
OSCE is UN.
Freedom is Slavery.
Megyn Kelly Simply Does Not Care For Those Black Helicopters
Those helicopters aren't showing racial transcendence!!!
They're the least transparent helicopters too.
Way to go Baggerz, nothing says 3rd world country like having international observers observing your elections. Job. Well. Done.
They used to be here just to show a good example for the other countries. Threatening to arrest them if they watch? Now THAT's 3rd world done right!
We went to an international body because we trust some Dyadya Fedya from Smolensk on his last fifth of Istok vodka to monitor voting more than we trust the local Ohio GOPers?
Yes, we do. That's how much we think of you people. And you fuckers can't live with that!
Living in Ohio (specifically stuck in John Boehner's district for just a little while longer), I can't agree with this assessment any more.
My state has Steve King. At least with Boehner you don't quite have that urge to slam an empty bottle of Jack upside his head.
So these election observers are not God's will??
They're legitimate observers.
The state has a way of shutting the whole thing down.
Sometimes Satan comes as a man of peace!
We invented Democracy, WORLD, and everyone knows if you invent something you will be right about it forever. Just ask Eastman Kodak or Atari.
Greece on line two.
We are the Thomas Edison to Greece's Nikola Tesla.
Daimler Benz?
List of things Megyn Kelly hates
1. Barack Obama
2. Other women
3. Barack Obama
4. Europe
5. Barack Obama
6. the UN
7. Barack Obama
Am I missing anything?
Kazakhstan, most of which is technically in Asia. I'm a geography nerd, sorry.
Technically, the far western part is in Europe geographically speaking, so it's in both. (Also a geography nerd, I'm glad someone here would understand my references)
Herself.
I once met Megyn in a bar. After some drinks, i took her back to my hotel room. and into my bed. As we started fucking, she started to cry.
I asked Megyn – what's the matter? are you going to hate yourself in the morning?
She replied – I hate myself now!
/thanks to R.D.
Blah people.
Objectivity.
Mensa. She hates Mensa. Also upset about the MacArthur prize people, who just giggle and hang up when she calls.
…Ukraine and Kazakhstan? Borat seemed to have a great time in Texas
Very nice!
…you didn't get to vote, but we can have "sexy time"
I absolutely cannot listen to these women talk. I tried twice and it was too painful.
Whoa. Two women were talking?
At least two, depending on which personalities she is today.
They monitor our elections over here so we can monitor their elections over there. Get it, hysterical, panty wetting wingtards?
Megyn doesn't like people to watch. Kinda disappointing.
"the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe, which is not the U.N., will be coming to observe our elections."
They want to see democracy in action!!!
Then why are they coming to observe our elections?
They took a wrong turn at Newfoundland.
Ok, so Megyn can't get the facts right. But her hair does look very nice in the vid.
Story of her life. But since those are both clauses in her contract, as a paid female talker on FOX News, she's doing alright, I guess.
Also, hatefuck, too.
Its the ones with the purple Star of David you have to worry about. Right Mr.Eichmann?
Shut up and bring me some coffee, Megyn.
Megyn has always given me a fraudulent erection.
Aye, there's the rub.
Careful with that "purple finger."
Just not from the Queen of the Ice Giants–you'll end up with a dicksicle.
The OSCE calls it "Building democracy over there so we don't have to watch them impose democracy over here."
I'm unna reverse the polarity on my tinfoil hat so it's harder for the Blah Helicopters to track me.
Does she remove that skin sack at the end of the day when she returns to the hive of the Lizzerd People?
Sorry, I am physically unable watch a Fox News clip if it lasts longer than 15 seconds.
…I love the disclaimer at the end where she says "Monitor and observe means to look", she basically just admitted to being a right wing hatchet man! I truly look forward to the day that her sex tape is leaked and the only words I hear on that tape are "yes, daddy give it to me harder" and "I love your huge BLACK c@ck!!!"
So, just to be clear, this is all just pre-emptive outrage for when the OSCE reports that this year's US American election shenanigans and/or tampering put those in Russia, Venezuela, and/or Iran to shame, right?
The only "observers" True the Vote (i.e., white panthers) wants in the polling places are their own, obvs.
See, here's the problem:
When conservatives "observe elections," they tend to riot in their Brooks Brothers suits. It's understandable that Meager Kelly is confused.
LOL what if Megyn knew Kazakhstan and Ukraine were part of the USSR! She would have to tell Romney about the threat!
Did they cover that kid in Harrisonburg, Va. throwing democrat registrations in the garbage on FOX?
Will the guys from Odessa be shuckin' and jivin?
Well, they must know the Steps!
Ow. This election is lasting for more than 4 hours.
Time to get your doctor involved.
Doctor Kevorkian still making housecalls?
People started worrying about black helicopters around the same time Fox "News" started using black helicopters. Coincidence, I'm sure.
Please. After the 2000 election and the theft of Ohio in 2004, I want the UN to monitor all US elections. Republicans can't be trusted.
Nothing says "fair and balance" like denigrating an organization committed to fairness in elections.
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The UN doesn't have time to monitor our elections. They are too busy taking away our guns. Geez.
Oh for fuck's sake. One of our homegrown local whackaloons sat outside the polling place on opening day of early voting here in the heart of tinfoil hat territory NV, inking a stick figure on a piece of paper every time a voter left the building. Another local whackaloon accused him of being a UN plant. I really expected the UN to have greater tech than that, and also to have issued the "observer" a blue helmet rather than the tinfoil hat.
'That time' , Megyn? .
The True the Vote people are right to be upset. Everybody knows that the best way to ensure a free and fair election is to make sure that nobody can see what happens.
Someone really needs to stop feeding her after midnight.
Megyn Kelly is such a hack. She better hope she never gets booted from FOX, because no legitimate news organization on earth would touch her.
Black helicopters…clearly in the tank for Obama.
IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL REPUBLICANS
UN ILLUMINATI OBSERVERS ARE HERE ON BEHALF OF THE ANTICHRIST IN ACCORDANCE WITH END-TIMES PROPHECY
YOU CAN AVOID RECEIVING THE MARK OF THE BEAST BY NOT VOTING ON NOVEMBER 6TH, ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIVE IN OHIO
Plan on fapping in a few, so can't watch Megs. Peen is totally dead for a day or two if I see ten seconds of her. Total soft-on.
Thanks for the heads-up.
I live to serve….;)
Six & a half minutes of that twunt in a row?
I'd rather get a turpentine enema, thanks.
So now we know who buys tampon earrings.
Let's also at some point maybe mention that the OSCE observed the 2010 election. And the 2008 election. And the 2006 election. And the elections in 2002 and 2004.
Why did W hate Amurrkkka so?
Here in the Square State we are used to the blah choppers…looking for weed…and training for war…we, on the western slope also have to live with a green and yellow Bell hauling the likes of Billy Bob Koch…oy…I need a toke…
Greg Palast's balls in Megyn's mouth FTW
What? We have election fraud in this country? Why is Obama apologizing to the UN?
Since Texas would be violating an international agreement that we have if they interfere, I wonder if terrorism charges are appropriate. Especially since the Republicans were good enough to block closing down Gitmo.
You know, freakishlywrong, got it right. The dude looks fucking evil. He reminds me of Mr. Zorg from the 5th Element. At least Gary Oldman had to go through the whole make-up artist treatment to look so creepy. That face is the face that fucker shaves every morning…without any help whatsoever.
madalyn khan in blazzing saddles?
24,000 absentee ballots in Palm Beach Florida, that can not be read by machine. So they will be carefully re-marked onto fresh ballots.
No need for outside observers folks, move along…
I'd do her, in a rotary way.
Megyn hasn't felt this fulfilled since her last conjugal visit with Rod Blagojevich.
Today helicopters, tomorrow drones.
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