Do you speak Jive? Noted intellectual and educated multilinguist former half-term governor Sarah Palin does not speak Jive, because Jive (and its concomitant “shucking”) is for common purse-snatchers and drug-smokers and other ne’er-do-wells, like a certain President Bablack Obamblack, who has been known to occasionally even go so far as to talk really super black, which brings shame on our great nation. Let us parse, together, Lady Palin’s brave rage against the tap-dancing minstrel “shucking and jiving” across the Rose Garden.
Haha, just kidding, we’re not parsing this shit. We’re sure she is is probably “unaware of any racial connotations to that term,” and that
criticizing her is oppression of her FREEDUM OF SPEECH!
Keep being you, Sarah Palin. Keep being you.