ALSO TOO THE WATERMELON MAN  2:20 pm October 24, 2012

Elegant Lady Sarah Palin Simply Does Not Care For Negro President’s Common ‘Shuck And Jive’

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Do you speak Jive? Noted intellectual and educated multilinguist former half-term governor Sarah Palin does not speak Jive, because Jive (and its concomitant “shucking”) is for common purse-snatchers and drug-smokers and other ne’er-do-wells, like a certain President Bablack Obamblack, who has been known to occasionally even go so far as to talk really super black, which brings shame on our great nation. Let us parse, together, Lady Palin’s brave rage against the tap-dancing minstrel “shucking and jiving” across the Rose Garden.

Haha, just kidding, we’re not parsing this shit. We’re sure she is is probably “unaware of any racial connotations to that term,” and that
criticizing her is oppression of her FREEDUM OF SPEECH!

Keep being you, Sarah Palin. Keep being you.

[AngryBlackLady]

 
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Barbara_ October 24, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Sarah Palin, fuck you, you fuckin' fuck. This woman is a menace to society.
As for the 2,081 people who "like this" on Facebook, that's only because there is no "dislike" button to offset it.

JustPixelz October 24, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Shorter version of your comment: "Sarah Palin".

Fare la Volpe October 24, 2012 at 2:40 pm

I love when you talk angry.

Barbara_ October 24, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Thanks Fare!

ChillBill October 24, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Barb, she's too irrelevant to be "a menace to society."

Barbara_ October 24, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Bill, i take it that you won't be reading her fitness book? : )

Fare la Volpe October 24, 2012 at 2:58 pm

To write, mustn't one first read?

sullivanst October 24, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Not when the actual writing part of the writing is done by someone else.

ChillBill October 24, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Well, she has to finish the book first (and I doubt she can afford a ghost writer at this point.)

NellCote71 October 24, 2012 at 3:49 pm

She has never finished anything anyway: jobs, child-rearing, bus tours.

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 24, 2012 at 2:57 pm

I would give anything for a dislike button. And effectively thin my friend list as well.

rmjagg October 24, 2012 at 7:43 pm

" Sarah Palin, fuck you, you fuckin' fuck." …well said , and if I express my freedoms to intimidate and oppress the fuck'in fuck , I'll remind her I have first and second amendment rights to do so , and will stand my ground for my freedoms ….

Negropolis October 25, 2012 at 12:41 am

Bring back the downfist!

nounverb911 October 24, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Sounds racist to me.

Tundra Grifter October 24, 2012 at 2:36 pm

Nyah.

RufusTFirefly October 24, 2012 at 5:23 pm

The liebrul drive by lamestream media twisted her words out of context.

Wait, what?

hagajim October 24, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Sarah Palin….the perfect example of everything that is wrong with this fucking country…her and Paris, and that big ass Kardashian – oh and Trump….Ugh.

JustPixelz October 24, 2012 at 2:38 pm

Also wrong: faith-based science.

Fare la Volpe October 24, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Money never bought class, my boy.

AlterNewt October 24, 2012 at 2:49 pm

My step daughter asked, with admirable insight for her age, "Why do people with lots of money have such terrible taste?"

NellCote71 October 24, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Which big ass Kardashian? AOT, K

nounverb911 October 24, 2012 at 2:24 pm

But Sarah's still okay with Coulter using the "R" word?

elviouslyqueer October 24, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Just checked Tina Twatwhistle's FB page and there is zero, zilch, nada, bupkes, NOTHING about Mann Coulter's remark at all.

And on a side note, I'm going to need a Silkwood shower to rinse off all the stupid on that page. YE GODS.

Not_So_Much October 24, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Yes, I've been eagerly awaiting her vitriolic condemnation of Coulter. I mean, Emanuel just said it in a private meeting. That bluewaffled, horsefaced hate-monger twootered to a broad audience. The silence is deafening.

tessiee October 24, 2012 at 3:19 pm

So, does that mean that we can say it again?

HELisforHEL October 24, 2012 at 4:28 pm

I just want to say that 'twootered' gave me a much needed bout of the giggles. Thank you for that.

MegPasadena October 24, 2012 at 4:11 pm

According to Lou Sarah's ardent fan, she is too busy "investigating" the "Benghazigate" to address the Coulter-R-gate.
Translation: she poops this shuck and jive shit out to avoid talking about Coulter.

HistoriCat October 24, 2012 at 5:51 pm

Maybe it makes a difference if you use the word ending in "-ed" versus the base word.

OK, why the hell am I trying to make sense of her bullshit?

BadKitty904 October 24, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Talk about the pot calling the kettle…aw, never mind…

smashedinhat October 24, 2012 at 2:25 pm

She must be broke by now so watch her go full Mann Coulter any moment now.

SorosBot October 24, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Look out; Jive Turkey!

NorthStarSpanx October 25, 2012 at 9:58 am

Breaking News: Track Romney, emboldened by values moral compass culture warrior Sarah Palin, has jived up his comments on taking a swing at the President.

"Shit man, that brotha got me running cold upside his head."

GunToting[Redacted] October 24, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Sarah then commented on how President Obama had chosen to Re-Nig on his "close Gitmo" policy. She closed with a plea for her readers to visit her Etsy page to purchase her new Irish-dancing ghost Halloween decoration, named Boo.

PubOption October 24, 2012 at 2:31 pm

She sold some of the ghosts to St Louis Zoo. http://www.stltoday.com/news/state-and-regional/m

BerkeleyBear October 24, 2012 at 2:38 pm

So she's hawking a Boo-jigger?

ingloriousbytch October 24, 2012 at 2:25 pm

I'm still waiting for Sarah to comment on Ann Coulter's use of the R-word. I'm sure that post is coming any day now.

Living in Joy October 24, 2012 at 3:32 pm

To be fair, it probably took more than a couple of days for her ghost writer to come up with that Facebook post. Give her a few days. It's awhile to sort through the word salad that is Sarah Palin's thoughts.

BeefHardcake October 24, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Without a doubt, that's got to be a ghost poster administrating that page; there's no way in hell Palin can spell any word with greater than four letters in it, much less "Benghazi".

Gleem McShineys October 24, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Remember, she has all of those different college educations, which is why she is so super-smart.

Loch_Nessosaur October 24, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Because there just hasn't been enough stupid out there today this clam has to get in on it.

Oh yeah, Bamz still isn't noticing you no matter how much you shake your tail at him.

rmjagg October 24, 2012 at 7:48 pm

" shake your tail " … if she didn't use it to whistle at guys , she might get lucky ,- as it is , it just makes her smell worse

elviouslyqueer October 24, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Oh Jesus, not this twat again.

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 2:55 pm

A Sarah Palin post gets put up.

I get propulsively ill.

You can't explain this.

YouBetcha October 24, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Gird your loins, EQ, this twunt is never, ever going away.

Negropolis October 25, 2012 at 12:48 am

Like a bad case of herpes.

I know, I know. "There is another kind of herpes?" you ask.

RomneysLogCabin October 24, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Palin needs a neocon raping.

I'm ashamed.

RedneckMuslin October 24, 2012 at 2:41 pm

As god intended.

Fare la Volpe October 24, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Is that where they invade her borders, steal all her oil, and then declare her "liberated"?

RomneysLogCabin October 24, 2012 at 2:52 pm

If by borders, you mean labias, and by oil, you mean dignity, and by liberated, you mean pregnant with God's child.

Fare la Volpe October 24, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Mr. Mourdock, is that you?

fatbob54 October 24, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Her dignity was liberated a long time ago. And by liberated, I mean abandoned in the dumpster behind the Greyhound station in Wasilla…

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Now now, we don't ideate violence. We're liberals.

We also don't skullfuck or use the word "retard"

Esteev October 24, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Well, at least not on the Internet.

RomneysLogCabin October 24, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Only around Planned Parenthood's dumpster.

gingerland62 October 24, 2012 at 2:52 pm

from your mouth to God's ears. Rapin' ladies is his gig apparently

sullivanst October 24, 2012 at 2:55 pm

That is not legitimate.

Estproph October 24, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Obama's campaign just keeps shufflin' along, lawdy he do like dat campaignin'. Sho nuff. He don' know nuthin' 'bout runnin' no country though. Lawdhamercy. He need him some chicken and' waffles.

Fare la Volpe October 24, 2012 at 2:43 pm

He cousin Leroy got he some fiiine tasty pig knuckles, sho as sunshine mhm.

An_Outhouse October 24, 2012 at 3:30 pm

and some watermelon so he can sit out on the porch and crank up the Earth,Wind, and Fire.

Negropolis October 25, 2012 at 12:52 am

Something something something "busting up the chifforobe" something something something "know what I'm sayin'?"

DemmeFatale October 24, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Wow.
They ARE getting desperate.
I'm gonna sit back and enjoy the shit out of this!

(The attention whores are out today.)

Esteev October 24, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Must be Wednesday.

Lucidamente1 October 24, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Shuck and Jive Shtick: that was the vaudeville act of my great uncle Morty Edelman, blackface Jewish comedian.

BerkeleyBear October 24, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Here I was thinking it was the referring to the stylings of Irving & Washington, the great Jewish/Black song and dance duo of the 20s.

taylormattd October 24, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Cunt.

Dr. Matt October 24, 2012 at 3:18 pm

That's an insult to cunts everywhere.

deliman4 October 24, 2012 at 10:06 pm

She puts the cunt back in country !!

mrblifil October 24, 2012 at 2:28 pm

FEETZ DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!1!

chicken_thief October 24, 2012 at 2:28 pm

She was just ensuring that, you know, no one forgot that THE PREZNIT IS A NEGRO!!!

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Wait, what now? That nice young Muslim man is black?

102415 October 24, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Wait up there, I'm sure if that was the case someone would have mentioned it by now.

Stevola October 25, 2012 at 12:52 am

Well, you know, half

imissopus October 24, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Step'n Fetchit libel!

Hammiepants October 24, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Why anyone cares about the opinion of this trailer trash caribou-blowing crackmonkey escapes me. I've cleaned shit out of my shower grout that was more sentient.

asterixaverni October 24, 2012 at 2:33 pm

I was going to go with my cats litter box… shower works too.

Estproph October 24, 2012 at 2:36 pm

And with a more pleasant personality too…let alone a better speaking voice.

KeepFnThatChicken October 24, 2012 at 2:39 pm

You got that right. She could sterilize surgical equipment with those sounds.

tessiee October 24, 2012 at 3:28 pm

…If medicine weren't a librul conspeerasy.

KeepFnThatChicken October 24, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Can't be. All that fuckin' money I spend.

deanbooth October 24, 2012 at 4:11 pm

"Even a potato in a dark cellar has a certain low cunning." — Samuel Butler

Stevola October 25, 2012 at 12:53 am

You're saying she's a cunning linguist?

kyeshinka October 24, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Jive Alaska white bitch ain't got no brains anyhow!

I_P October 24, 2012 at 2:56 pm

10/10. Would lol again.

OneYieldRegular October 24, 2012 at 2:29 pm

How long until we get the video of her grandson using a racial epithet he learned from Grandma?

Shypixel October 24, 2012 at 2:29 pm

What? No scathing condemnation of Mr. Coulter for using the dreaded R-word?

Buzz Feedback October 24, 2012 at 2:29 pm

All the blahs in Alaska look like injuns.

FNMA October 24, 2012 at 2:30 pm

I think I'll wait until later to comment, when she posts something to the effect that those who call her a bigot are the real racists. You know it's coming…

LastGasp October 24, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Silly Sarah, Muslins can't shuck and jive.

mavenmaven October 24, 2012 at 2:30 pm

If she had said "shuckling" the Jews would have had her removed from her position.

LesBontemps October 24, 2012 at 2:49 pm

I didn't know "grifter" was actually a position.

tessiee October 24, 2012 at 3:29 pm

If she had a position.

Stevola October 25, 2012 at 12:56 am

Doggie? Or that weird upside-down position in the gaping videos (that one of my friends likes to watch)?

SexySmurf October 24, 2012 at 2:30 pm

We’re sure she is is probably “unaware of any racial connotations to that term,” and that criticizing her is oppression of her FREEDUM OF SPEECH!

She'll probably accuse her critics of trying to lynch her.

emmelemm October 24, 2012 at 2:58 pm

An electronic lynching!

bikerlaureate October 24, 2012 at 3:06 pm

THUD LIBEL !

LePiston October 24, 2012 at 3:50 pm

THUD LIFE

mrblifil October 24, 2012 at 2:31 pm

As the hats and t-shirts in Louisiana say during Crawfish season: "Shuck me, suck me, eat me raw."

Kid_Charlemagne October 24, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Her reference to Bamz as " that south lawn jockey" was taken out of context.

LabRodent October 24, 2012 at 2:31 pm

My wife speaks shuck and I speak Jive, her parents dont approve of our marriage.

KobayashiMaru October 24, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Please, Br'er Fox! Don't throw me in the briar patch!

Fox n Fiends October 24, 2012 at 2:32 pm

The comments on her page are priceless. Life inside that bubble must be a sad and lonely place. Thank gawd the liberals invented facebook so they could find their soulmates.

chicken_thief October 24, 2012 at 2:32 pm

She can say shit like that, cause, you know, she has (had) a little* black in her.

* No offense, Glenn.

weejee October 24, 2012 at 2:32 pm

Sorry but I just can't keep clam over

OYSTER SHUCKING LIBEL!!!!

UnholyMoses October 24, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Just had to flex your mussels, eh?

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Quahog!

bobbert October 24, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Geoduck!

Fare la Volpe October 24, 2012 at 3:03 pm

I always appreciate your pearls of wisdom.

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 2:57 pm

That's just your Jive talkin', you're telling me lies…

UnholyMoses October 24, 2012 at 3:56 pm

I blame it on the fever from Saturday night …

noodlesalad October 24, 2012 at 2:32 pm

Unlike a broken clock, Saran Palin is not correct even twice a day.

iburl October 24, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Hey, she's not racist, she slept with an NBA team.

Negropolis October 25, 2012 at 1:01 am

She can't be racist; why, some of her best lays are black!

edgydrifter October 24, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Looking at her post above, I declare that Twitter's greatest blessing to humanity is that it limits Palin's idiocy to small, survivable doses.

KeepFnThatChicken October 24, 2012 at 2:37 pm

She's trying too hard. That went way over 140 characters.

HistoriCat October 24, 2012 at 6:11 pm

T

Joshua Norton October 24, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Snowbilly is still trying to live down the humiliation of never once being a "We hate you less than Mitt Romney" candidate of the week. I mean, c'mon, even Gingrich made the cut at one time.

skmind October 24, 2012 at 2:33 pm

She still hasn't gotten over Mr. Rice?

Goonemeritus October 24, 2012 at 2:34 pm

HONKIE BITCH says what?

JustPixelz October 24, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Comment in the screen shot: "4 dead Americans and the Obama minions could not care less".

Reminds me of 9/12/2001: "3000 Americans killed by bin Laden and the Bush administration wants to invade Iraq."

Mittaplasia October 24, 2012 at 2:46 pm

…while the Saudis were licking barbecue sauce off their beards in Crawford, Tx.

sullivanst October 24, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Yes, because the only way to truly show you care about dead Americans is to attack the President using objectively false assertions before the attack which killed them is even over, and not, say, to mourn their loss, step up security for their colleagues in harm's way, and start to seek out their killers.

starfanglednut October 24, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Now you're catchin' on.

Esteev October 24, 2012 at 2:59 pm

This is America. Our perpetual state of fear can only be combated with a perpetual state of outrage.

ChillBill October 24, 2012 at 2:35 pm

The real racists, Wingnuts will say, are the ones who think her comment is racist.

Sassomatic October 24, 2012 at 2:35 pm

I don't understand. Who the hell is this lady? Is she from American Idol or something?

Mittaplasia October 24, 2012 at 2:47 pm

She was known as the Queen of Quit which sounds like a phony country to me.

Dudleydidwrong October 24, 2012 at 3:45 pm

She's no lady, that's for sure.

the_deliverator October 24, 2012 at 2:36 pm

I would really just like them to say something like – "vote for our guy, he's white!" stop pretending otherwise, right? OWN YER RACISM, WINGNUTS!

DemmeFatale October 24, 2012 at 2:57 pm

I think that's what they are "starting" to do.
Watch.

KeepFnThatChicken October 24, 2012 at 2:36 pm

She's not used to answering questions that can't be answered with "World Peace".

FNMA October 24, 2012 at 2:41 pm

She fucked him too?

Chet Kincaid_ October 24, 2012 at 3:02 pm

haha

Negropolis October 25, 2012 at 1:05 am

Hey-O!

ph7 October 24, 2012 at 2:36 pm

She also wishes Obama would stop shoving his long throbbing lies deep down America's throat.

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 2:36 pm

No way she's gonna buck and wing her way past this!

Chet Kincaid_ October 24, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Politics is no fox trot or lindy hop!!

DaSandman October 24, 2012 at 2:37 pm

I'll bet she doesn't talk like that when is visiting the Lakers locker room. Mainly because her mourh's too full

Or was that just a girlish spree?

Barrelhse October 24, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Looks like some mannish spree on her chin.

KeepFnThatChicken October 24, 2012 at 2:57 pm

*snork* and I've ruined another keyboard

Mittaplasia October 24, 2012 at 2:51 pm

She enjoys their thick, hot, pulsating, veiny engorged, er, personalities.

chicken_thief October 24, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Facebook – where all great minds go to post their thoughts.

Callyson October 24, 2012 at 2:38 pm

Second story in a row where this comment fits:

Babbling talking head says what now?

Esteev October 24, 2012 at 2:38 pm

Good god. The comments on that screen cap look like the musings of a homeschool kid who's gotten into his parent liquor cabinet.

AlterNewt October 24, 2012 at 2:38 pm
DemmeFatale October 24, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Thanks!

AlterNewt October 24, 2012 at 3:08 pm

It seemed appropriately inappropriate.

Steverino247 October 24, 2012 at 5:36 pm
mrpuma2u October 24, 2012 at 2:38 pm

Sarah, it ain't cool being a jive turkey this close to Thanksgiving, bitch.

HRH_Maddie October 24, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Simmer down, liberal jive turkeys. I'll do my black face act, we'll eat some chicken and watermelon and forget what a hateful bitch Sarah Palin is.

Mapmonger October 24, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Yuck fou, Parah Salin, you cacist runt.

Jus_Wonderin October 24, 2012 at 2:50 pm

I tecond shat.

Fare la Volpe October 24, 2012 at 2:55 pm

I alsho want a shecond tat – Sean Connery

KeepFnThatChicken October 24, 2012 at 2:41 pm

So on November 7th, will Paul Ryan become the next also-ran commentator on Fox? Or does she have staying power because tits?

Shypixel October 24, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Everything because tits.

I thought everybody knew that.

Radiotherapy October 24, 2012 at 2:48 pm

I was thinking Ryan could get a dish washing job.

sullivanst October 24, 2012 at 2:50 pm

I don't think he's up to washing dishes that haven't already been cleaned by someone else.

tessiee October 24, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Her real tits have long since passed their 15 minutes of fame. Those fake bolted on things she's got now are made out of the kind of plastic that would survive a nuclear war.

LesBontemps October 24, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Sarah who?

Callyson October 24, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Also, as long as we are going back in time, the most famous jive talkers were as white as could be:

Bee Gees – Jive Talkin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVjITlgqlHo

FlownOver October 24, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Breakfast is on me. We can all meet at the TwatWaffle House™.

pdiddycornchips October 24, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Here's a serious question. Is there a tipping point, some threshold that once reached, would render either Sarah or Donald irrelevant? No? Didn't think so.

Negropolis October 25, 2012 at 1:10 am

They'd haunt us even from beyond he grave. Not even death could sate them.

docterry6973 October 24, 2012 at 2:43 pm

How did Superman stop himself from pulverizing the fools who taunted Clark Kent?

Mittaplasia October 24, 2012 at 2:43 pm

I thought Shrillbilly was too busy shoveling snow in L. A. to have time for her Facebook followers.

Negropolis October 25, 2012 at 1:10 am

Oh, "Shrillbilly". Nice.

Mittaplasia October 25, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Shillbilly also, too.

DerrickWildcat October 24, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Isn't there like 700 Islamic groups that say they have ties to al-qaeda and don't all 700 groups immediately claim responsibility for anything louder than a finger snap?

sullivanst October 24, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Yes, and yes, and no Sarah Palin doesn't give a shit.

MozakiBlocks October 24, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Somewhere Mel Brooks shakes his head sadly…

Chet Kincaid_ October 24, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Zucker, Abrahams and Zucker Libel!!

bobbert October 24, 2012 at 3:43 pm

My high school's poster children. Well, them and Bill ("Four Stripes") Rehnquist.

Jus_Wonderin October 24, 2012 at 2:45 pm

She's either a dick or needs one.

HELisforHEL October 24, 2012 at 4:39 pm

All of them, Katie.

Doktor Zoom October 24, 2012 at 2:45 pm

The body of the post also says she's tired of Obama's "shuck and jive shtick." And as we know from Andy Kindler (10:18), "Don't be shticky" means "We Hate the Jews."

weejee October 24, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Perhaps Lou Sarah, in addition to being America's Grifter Emeritus, is also a jive-ass honky schlimazel?

Mittaplasia October 24, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Schlemiel? Or is that something I remember from Mad Magazine?

sullivanst October 24, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Wasn't there a whole Seinfeld thing about schlemiel vs. schlimazel?

RedneckMuslin October 24, 2012 at 3:02 pm

That was Laverne and Shirley.

tessiee October 24, 2012 at 3:42 pm

If I'm remembering right, a schlemiel is a waiter who spills soup, a schlimazel is the customer who the soup lands on, and a schmendrick is the guy who asks what kind of soup it was.

finallyhappy October 24, 2012 at 3:39 pm

She is a putz

Chet Kincaid_ October 24, 2012 at 3:13 pm

"Shuck, Jive & Shtick" was the infamous 6-month Vegas nightclub run of Jim Nabors, Sammy Davis Jr. and Don Rickles.

joobajooba October 24, 2012 at 2:46 pm

"Snowbilly Snooki" ha ha!

gullywompr October 24, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Folksy.

LibrarianX October 24, 2012 at 2:48 pm

If everyone would just ignore her, there would BE no Palin problem.

Mittaplasia October 24, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Yeah, and if people didn't stop and gawk at every bad car wreck, our freeways wouldn't be so….CRASH!!!!

See, we can't help ourselves!

Negropolis October 25, 2012 at 1:12 am

You know better than that. lol

Barrelhse October 24, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Sarah Palington's commentary is always so erudite.

Mittaplasia October 24, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Airheadite?

KeepFnThatChicken October 24, 2012 at 3:15 pm

Eroded…

…-ite.

Dildeaux October 24, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Is it gawds will that we endure Paylin?

mavenmaven October 24, 2012 at 2:54 pm

she's kinda like a brain rape, but the only offspring apparently are Wonkette comments.

Doktor Zoom October 24, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Also, too, is it even news that an al-Qaeda affiliate claimed credit for Benghazi? Hell, terrorist groups "claim credit" for just about every event regardless of their involvement, including natural gas leak explosions and natural disasters…

MissTaken October 24, 2012 at 2:57 pm

I took a shit this morning and an al-Qaeda linked cell has claimed responsibility for my fiber intake.

Steverino247 October 24, 2012 at 5:38 pm

Thanks for sharing!

FlownOver October 24, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Also, too, please note she refrained from calling the President of the United States a "jive turkey," but only because she's in such trouble already with Galliform-Americans.

Flat_Earther October 24, 2012 at 2:50 pm

I used to have relations with a black basketball player. What they say about, you know, the size, well that is true. Oh sweet Jesus it was true. How can I be prejudice if f'ed the one of them, although he was probably stealing from me.
Signed,

SP

p.s. Don’t tell Todd or any of those Southern racist that still send me money. And please don’t say anything to Faux News.

Come here a minute October 24, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Poor Sarah, not since Glen Rice has she been able to find someone to "bust up her chiffarobe".

tessiee October 24, 2012 at 3:44 pm

it's overused (particularly for things that aren't at all funny, for some reason), but this really did make me laugh out loud.

Sharkey October 24, 2012 at 2:51 pm

So she was too busy to watch the debates.

Radiotherapy October 24, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Quit monkeying around Obama. Don't be lazy. Or uppity. What? Is Moochelle growing watermelons in the WH garden?

DerrickWildcat October 24, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Quit acting all black! This is serious!

larrykat October 24, 2012 at 2:52 pm

As if Palin could use the word "dissembling" properly… give me a fucking break.

Jus_Wonderin October 24, 2012 at 3:02 pm

A specifically proper use of that word would be "Oh my, Sarah Palin's atoms are dissembling". Oh, wait. Maybe I am wrong here. Nevermind.

Disassembly October 24, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Word.

Incitefully_Joe October 24, 2012 at 2:53 pm

In related news, Liz Cheney calls Obama lazy, for sleeping. Ever.

FlownOver October 24, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Sorry, Lizard, the job of National Sphincter is already taken. See above.

sullivanst October 24, 2012 at 3:18 pm

"What?"

– Sarah Palin

HistoriCat October 24, 2012 at 6:17 pm

Dear God, at least SP actually held office. Has Liz Cheney ever done anything except sponge off her family connections?

rickmaci October 24, 2012 at 2:53 pm

Some day soon, you Sarah Palin will be old, fat, grey haired, slobbering oatmeal down the front of your hospital gown and forgotten. And Barack Obama will still be called Mr. President. LOL.

Fare la Volpe October 24, 2012 at 2:59 pm

"Some day"?

tessiee October 24, 2012 at 3:46 pm

"grey haired"

Please, under that shoe polish, it's been white as the driven snow for the last ten years.

barto October 24, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Fortunately, Bamz and Biden blowing Walnuts and Grifter out of the water in 2008 was a cakewalk.

GortRay October 24, 2012 at 3:02 pm

I am sick to death of that motherfucking skank on this motherfucking planet!

Fare la Volpe October 24, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Who?

Mittaplasia October 24, 2012 at 3:04 pm

She thinks Benghazi is a deep heating rub for muscle aches.

Dudleydidwrong October 24, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Put some in her crotch and see how she enjoys it.

HelmutNewton October 24, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Dat cracker bitch needs some mo' Glen Rice lovin! Cold got to be!!

ElPinche October 24, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Shit, my Kukpowruk river salmon slappin' Rice be layin on dat cut like a bandaid, man. You dig?

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 24, 2012 at 3:09 pm

JIVE TURKEY LIBEL

TribecaMike October 24, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Poor thing, reduced to shrieking on Facebook and sleeping in the Fox Business Network's broom closet. Shouldn't happen to a dog, but it did.

ElPinche October 24, 2012 at 3:18 pm

That honkey lipped stunt be tr1ggin' out , jack! Her mama done dropped her on her dome too many times.!

tessiee October 24, 2012 at 3:21 pm

For some reason, I'm reminded of this:

Lisa [about her doll's name]: All right. Now all we need is a name.

Bart: How about Blabbermouth, the jerky doll for jerks?

Lisa: How about Minerva, after the Roman goddess of wisdom?

Stacy Lavelle: Ehh, not enough commercial appeal.

Bart: Wendy Windbag? Ugly Doris? Hortense the Mule-Faced Doll!

Stacy Lavelle: I think we should name her after Lisa. We'll call her Lisa Lionheart.

Bart: No, Loudmouth Lisa! Stupid Lisa Garbage Face! [no one listens] I can't stand this any longer. Somebody please pay attention to me! Hello, pay attention to me! Look at me! I'm Bart, I'm Bart! Look at me, look at me, look at me!

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 24, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Damn skippy.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 24, 2012 at 3:24 pm

After posting this, SP turned to the wall and said "NO ONE OWNS THAT DOOR" and then threw a penny at the window and wept.

Living in Joy October 24, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Is that white trash speak?

Negropolis October 25, 2012 at 1:17 am

Yes, it's the Alaskan dialect of American Backwoods Jibberish.

oenspiek October 24, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Has al-Qaeda claimed credit for Sarah Palin yet?

BlueStateLibel October 24, 2012 at 3:41 pm

And when exactly is John McCain ever going to apologize for unleashing Sarah Palin on us?

Dudleydidwrong October 24, 2012 at 4:01 pm

John McCain: "Sarah who?"

102415 October 24, 2012 at 4:21 pm

Never. He hates America.

Mittaplasia October 24, 2012 at 5:15 pm

He knew torture and still unleashed this she-devil upon us. Shame on you, John McCain!

PennyDreadful October 24, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Palin needs to shuck off and jive.

Allmighty_Manos October 24, 2012 at 3:49 pm

I've been thinking a lot about George McGovern and his political legacy – his commitment to moral principles and fair play, his genteel kindness, his willingness to cross party lines and put nation above partisanship, his inclusive Prairie Populism that is deeply rooted in this country's history.

Some day, many years into the future when the Alaska governor has departed this world, a historian will study the legacy left behind by Sarah Palin and conclude: what a stupid, fucking cunt.

Cleopatriot October 24, 2012 at 3:54 pm

I can't wait until people realize she's completely irrelevant.

mavenmaven October 24, 2012 at 4:04 pm

As long as the right wingers on their hoverounds believe she is "hawt" she will be relevant to the Fox base.

ph7 October 24, 2012 at 5:46 pm

She'll be hosting a QVC segment in less than three years.

Lazy Media October 24, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Shuck and jive schtick? Who does that? Sammy Davis Jr.?

rocktonsam October 24, 2012 at 4:29 pm

It may be time for, sounds like "frig" to have the "R" word talk with his mom.

102415 October 24, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Has anyone asked her to point to Libya on a map? Never mind.

Gleem McShineys October 24, 2012 at 4:38 pm

There's a debt clock, right, As well as that nuclear war clock.

The N-clock is at 12:59.

Hunkered Down in Brooklyn October 24, 2012 at 4:52 pm

She said the sheriff is near!

glamourdammerung October 24, 2012 at 4:57 pm

While Palin should be an expert in failure, she somehow manages to fail even there.

JackObin October 24, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Shuck and Jive in Eskimo means I'll suck your dick if you buy me a nice new crucifix.

rocktonsam October 24, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Once again, thanks Walnuts, jerkass

RufusTFirefly October 24, 2012 at 5:25 pm

Someone remind me why Amos 'n Andy are no longer on the air?

owhatever October 24, 2012 at 5:39 pm

At least once a week, some wingnut leader has to blow the dog whistle of race to remind America that the President has the blood of the black man running in his veins. This is a stern warning that the white women will fall prey to their mandingoness, as Palin herself did.

Wile E. Quixote October 24, 2012 at 5:46 pm

Stop blood-libeling Sarah Palin!

TribecaMike October 24, 2012 at 7:09 pm

Shalom this aleichem, Tundra Tart!

elfgoldsackring October 24, 2012 at 6:21 pm

Soooo, is it really true that when people became an unproductive drain on the community's resources, the Inuit would abandon them on an ice floe? Just askin'.

rmjagg October 24, 2012 at 7:52 pm

I'll donate the allen west inflato doll to use as bait

Anne_Athema October 24, 2012 at 7:56 pm

Disassembling? Are you fucking kidding me? She in NO way wrote this piece. Maybe she heard this term somewhere at some time. Teetering around in those fug wedges must have knocked it loose in that empty head of hers, because I can picture her hovering over the shoulder of her ghost writer(s), poking them with her bony fingers, moose breath hissing: "Dang it! You get that shuckin' & jivin' in there somehow, or , I'll launch those cans at you, and not the fridge. Tooodddddd! Get the canned goods! Now!"

TribecaMike October 24, 2012 at 9:00 pm

Back in the day when I was in the publishing racket, there was a truism that no celebrity has ever written their own copy.

Negropolis October 25, 2012 at 1:22 am

because I can picture her hovering over the shoulder of her ghost writer(s), poking them with her bony fingers, moose breath hissing

That was most excellent. Are you a writer?

mosjef October 24, 2012 at 8:01 pm

I wonder if she wears knee pads with Roger Ailes.

thefuckyousay October 24, 2012 at 9:20 pm

When will this cunt choke on a dick & die already?

deliman4 October 24, 2012 at 10:11 pm

Bamz as a train porter taking you to your berth!!

nancyc1963 October 24, 2012 at 10:18 pm

Just because Sarah's got some black in her when she boned Glen Rice doesn't give her the cred to use shuck & jive. She needs to mind her business stop her jealousy of Team Obama….maybe she wants to shuck and jive with the current prez – seems she's got some jungle fever goin' on.

docterry6973 October 24, 2012 at 10:33 pm

I sometimes wish that she was a wily coyote, and I had an Acme safe filled with votes.

ttommyunger October 24, 2012 at 10:50 pm

I don't even know what that means, but then I haven't fucked a pro basketball team.

Negropolis October 25, 2012 at 12:54 am

Sarah Palin screams "blood libel!" in 3…2…

Negropolis October 25, 2012 at 1:04 am

Sarah Palin is a lot of things, but she ain't no lady, let me tell you.

Schmegeg October 26, 2012 at 12:26 am

I am deeply troubled that she exercises these freedoms while manufacturing and selling methamphetamine out of her garage.

Doktor Zoom October 24, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!

sullivanst October 24, 2012 at 3:19 pm

You're right, it was a whole shlemiel vs. schlimazel thing about Seinfeld, not the other way round.

Gleem McShineys October 24, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Perfect for Halloween! Ghosts wrote it!

Boojum October 24, 2012 at 7:11 pm

It will be half a book.

LibertyLover October 25, 2012 at 2:15 am

Naw, it will be a full book, but only the first 150 pages of the 300 page book will have anything on them.

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