Do you speak Jive? Noted intellectual and educated multilinguist former half-term governor Sarah Palin does not speak Jive, because Jive (and its concomitant “shucking”) is for common purse-snatchers and drug-smokers and other ne’er-do-wells, like a certain President Bablack Obamblack, who has been known to occasionally even go so far as to talk really super black, which brings shame on our great nation. Let us parse, together, Lady Palin’s brave rage against the tap-dancing minstrel “shucking and jiving” across the Rose Garden.

Haha, just kidding, we’re not parsing this shit. We’re sure she is is probably “unaware of any racial connotations to that term,” and that
criticizing her is oppression of her FREEDUM OF SPEECH!

Keep being you, Sarah Palin. Keep being you.


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  • Barbara_

    Sarah Palin, fuck you, you fuckin' fuck. This woman is a menace to society.
    As for the 2,081 people who "like this" on Facebook, that's only because there is no "dislike" button to offset it.

    • JustPixelz

      Shorter version of your comment: "Sarah Palin".

    • Fare la Volpe

      I love when you talk angry.

      • Barbara_

        Thanks Fare!

    • Barb, she's too irrelevant to be "a menace to society."

      • Barbara_

        Bill, i take it that you won't be reading her fitness book? : )

        • Fare la Volpe

          To write, mustn't one first read?

          • sullivanst

            Not when the actual writing part of the writing is done by someone else.

          • Gleem McShineys

            Perfect for Halloween! Ghosts wrote it!

        • Well, she has to finish the book first (and I doubt she can afford a ghost writer at this point.)

          • NellCote71

            She has never finished anything anyway: jobs, child-rearing, bus tours.

          • Boojum

            It will be half a book.

          • LibertyLover

            Naw, it will be a full book, but only the first 150 pages of the 300 page book will have anything on them.

    • BigSkullF*ckingDog

      I would give anything for a dislike button. And effectively thin my friend list as well.

    • rmjagg

      " Sarah Palin, fuck you, you fuckin' fuck." …well said , and if I express my freedoms to intimidate and oppress the fuck'in fuck , I'll remind her I have first and second amendment rights to do so , and will stand my ground for my freedoms ….

    • Negropolis

      Bring back the downfist!

  • nounverb911

    Sounds racist to me.

    • Tundra Grifter


    • The liebrul drive by lamestream media twisted her words out of context.

      Wait, what?

  • hagajim

    Sarah Palin….the perfect example of everything that is wrong with this fucking country…her and Paris, and that big ass Kardashian – oh and Trump….Ugh.

    • JustPixelz

      Also wrong: faith-based science.

    • Fare la Volpe

      Money never bought class, my boy.

      • AlterNewt

        My step daughter asked, with admirable insight for her age, "Why do people with lots of money have such terrible taste?"

    • NellCote71

      Which big ass Kardashian? AOT, K

  • nounverb911

    But Sarah's still okay with Coulter using the "R" word?

    • elviouslyqueer

      Just checked Tina Twatwhistle's FB page and there is zero, zilch, nada, bupkes, NOTHING about Mann Coulter's remark at all.

      And on a side note, I'm going to need a Silkwood shower to rinse off all the stupid on that page. YE GODS.

    • Not_So_Much

      Yes, I've been eagerly awaiting her vitriolic condemnation of Coulter. I mean, Emanuel just said it in a private meeting. That bluewaffled, horsefaced hate-monger twootered to a broad audience. The silence is deafening.

      • tessiee

        So, does that mean that we can say it again?

      • HELisforHEL

        I just want to say that 'twootered' gave me a much needed bout of the giggles. Thank you for that.

    • MegPasadena

      According to Lou Sarah's ardent fan, she is too busy "investigating" the "Benghazigate" to address the Coulter-R-gate.
      Translation: she poops this shuck and jive shit out to avoid talking about Coulter.

    • HistoriCat

      Maybe it makes a difference if you use the word ending in "-ed" versus the base word.

      OK, why the hell am I trying to make sense of her bullshit?

  • BadKitty904

    Talk about the pot calling the kettle…aw, never mind…

  • smashedinhat

    She must be broke by now so watch her go full Mann Coulter any moment now.

  • SorosBot

    Look out; Jive Turkey!

    • NorthStarSpanx

      Breaking News: Track Romney, emboldened by values moral compass culture warrior Sarah Palin, has jived up his comments on taking a swing at the President.

      "Shit man, that brotha got me running cold upside his head."

  • GunToting[Redacted]

    Sarah then commented on how President Obama had chosen to Re-Nig on his "close Gitmo" policy. She closed with a plea for her readers to visit her Etsy page to purchase her new Irish-dancing ghost Halloween decoration, named Boo.

  • ingloriousbytch

    I'm still waiting for Sarah to comment on Ann Coulter's use of the R-word. I'm sure that post is coming any day now.

    • Living in Joy

      To be fair, it probably took more than a couple of days for her ghost writer to come up with that Facebook post. Give her a few days. It's awhile to sort through the word salad that is Sarah Palin's thoughts.

  • BeefHardcake

    Without a doubt, that's got to be a ghost poster administrating that page; there's no way in hell Palin can spell any word with greater than four letters in it, much less "Benghazi".

    • Gleem McShineys

      Remember, she has all of those different college educations, which is why she is so super-smart.

  • Loch_Nessosaur

    Because there just hasn't been enough stupid out there today this clam has to get in on it.

    Oh yeah, Bamz still isn't noticing you no matter how much you shake your tail at him.

    • rmjagg

      " shake your tail " … if she didn't use it to whistle at guys , she might get lucky ,- as it is , it just makes her smell worse

  • elviouslyqueer

    Oh Jesus, not this twat again.

    • A Sarah Palin post gets put up.

      I get propulsively ill.

      You can't explain this.

    • YouBetcha

      Gird your loins, EQ, this twunt is never, ever going away.

    • Negropolis

      Like a bad case of herpes.

      I know, I know. "There is another kind of herpes?" you ask.

  • RomneysLogCabin

    Palin needs a neocon raping.

    I'm ashamed.

    • RedneckMuslin

      As god intended.

    • Fare la Volpe

      Is that where they invade her borders, steal all her oil, and then declare her "liberated"?

      • RomneysLogCabin

        If by borders, you mean labias, and by oil, you mean dignity, and by liberated, you mean pregnant with God's child.

        • Fare la Volpe

          Mr. Mourdock, is that you?

        • fatbob54

          Her dignity was liberated a long time ago. And by liberated, I mean abandoned in the dumpster behind the Greyhound station in Wasilla…

    • Now now, we don't ideate violence. We're liberals.

      We also don't skullfuck or use the word "retard"

      • Esteev

        Well, at least not on the Internet.

        • RomneysLogCabin

          Only around Planned Parenthood's dumpster.

    • gingerland62

      from your mouth to God's ears. Rapin' ladies is his gig apparently

    • sullivanst

      That is not legitimate.

  • Estproph

    Obama's campaign just keeps shufflin' along, lawdy he do like dat campaignin'. Sho nuff. He don' know nuthin' 'bout runnin' no country though. Lawdhamercy. He need him some chicken and' waffles.

    • Fare la Volpe

      He cousin Leroy got he some fiiine tasty pig knuckles, sho as sunshine mhm.

    • An_Outhouse

      and some watermelon so he can sit out on the porch and crank up the Earth,Wind, and Fire.

    • Negropolis

      Something something something "busting up the chifforobe" something something something "know what I'm sayin'?"

  • Wow.
    They ARE getting desperate.
    I'm gonna sit back and enjoy the shit out of this!

    (The attention whores are out today.)

    • Esteev

      Must be Wednesday.

  • Lucidamente1

    Shuck and Jive Shtick: that was the vaudeville act of my great uncle Morty Edelman, blackface Jewish comedian.

    • BerkeleyBear

      Here I was thinking it was the referring to the stylings of Irving & Washington, the great Jewish/Black song and dance duo of the 20s.

  • taylormattd


    • Dr. Matt

      That's an insult to cunts everywhere.

    • deliman4

      She puts the cunt back in country !!


  • chicken_thief

    She was just ensuring that, you know, no one forgot that THE PREZNIT IS A NEGRO!!!

    • Wait, what now? That nice young Muslim man is black?

    • 102415

      Wait up there, I'm sure if that was the case someone would have mentioned it by now.

    • Stevola

      Well, you know, half

  • Step'n Fetchit libel!

  • Hammiepants

    Why anyone cares about the opinion of this trailer trash caribou-blowing crackmonkey escapes me. I've cleaned shit out of my shower grout that was more sentient.

    • asterixaverni

      I was going to go with my cats litter box… shower works too.

    • Estproph

      And with a more pleasant personality too…let alone a better speaking voice.

      • KeepFnThatChicken

        You got that right. She could sterilize surgical equipment with those sounds.

        • tessiee

          …If medicine weren't a librul conspeerasy.

          • KeepFnThatChicken

            Can't be. All that fuckin' money I spend.

    • "Even a potato in a dark cellar has a certain low cunning." — Samuel Butler

      • Stevola

        You're saying she's a cunning linguist?

  • kyeshinka

    Jive Alaska white bitch ain't got no brains anyhow!

    • I_P

      10/10. Would lol again.

  • OneYieldRegular

    How long until we get the video of her grandson using a racial epithet he learned from Grandma?

  • Shypixel

    What? No scathing condemnation of Mr. Coulter for using the dreaded R-word?

  • Buzz Feedback

    All the blahs in Alaska look like injuns.

  • FNMA

    I think I'll wait until later to comment, when she posts something to the effect that those who call her a bigot are the real racists. You know it's coming…

  • LastGasp

    Silly Sarah, Muslins can't shuck and jive.

  • mavenmaven

    If she had said "shuckling" the Jews would have had her removed from her position.

    • LesBontemps

      I didn't know "grifter" was actually a position.

    • tessiee

      If she had a position.

    • Stevola

      Doggie? Or that weird upside-down position in the gaping videos (that one of my friends likes to watch)?

  • SexySmurf

    We’re sure she is is probably “unaware of any racial connotations to that term,” and that criticizing her is oppression of her FREEDUM OF SPEECH!

    She'll probably accuse her critics of trying to lynch her.

    • emmelemm

      An electronic lynching!

    • bikerlaureate

      THUD LIBEL !

      • LePiston

        THUD LIFE

  • As the hats and t-shirts in Louisiana say during Crawfish season: "Shuck me, suck me, eat me raw."

  • Kid_Charlemagne

    Her reference to Bamz as " that south lawn jockey" was taken out of context.

  • LabRodent

    My wife speaks shuck and I speak Jive, her parents dont approve of our marriage.

  • KobayashiMaru

    Please, Br'er Fox! Don't throw me in the briar patch!

  • Fox n Fiends

    The comments on her page are priceless. Life inside that bubble must be a sad and lonely place. Thank gawd the liberals invented facebook so they could find their soulmates.

  • chicken_thief

    She can say shit like that, cause, you know, she has (had) a little* black in her.

    * No offense, Glenn.

  • Sorry but I just can't keep clam over


    • UnholyMoses

      Just had to flex your mussels, eh?

      • Quahog!

        • bobbert


      • Fare la Volpe

        I always appreciate your pearls of wisdom.

    • That's just your Jive talkin', you're telling me lies…

      • UnholyMoses

        I blame it on the fever from Saturday night …

  • noodlesalad

    Unlike a broken clock, Saran Palin is not correct even twice a day.

  • Hey, she's not racist, she slept with an NBA team.

    • Negropolis

      She can't be racist; why, some of her best lays are black!

  • edgydrifter

    Looking at her post above, I declare that Twitter's greatest blessing to humanity is that it limits Palin's idiocy to small, survivable doses.

    • KeepFnThatChicken

      She's trying too hard. That went way over 140 characters.

    • HistoriCat


  • Snowbilly is still trying to live down the humiliation of never once being a "We hate you less than Mitt Romney" candidate of the week. I mean, c'mon, even Gingrich made the cut at one time.

  • She still hasn't gotten over Mr. Rice?

  • Goonemeritus

    HONKIE BITCH says what?

  • JustPixelz

    Comment in the screen shot: "4 dead Americans and the Obama minions could not care less".

    Reminds me of 9/12/2001: "3000 Americans killed by bin Laden and the Bush administration wants to invade Iraq."

    • Mittaplasia

      …while the Saudis were licking barbecue sauce off their beards in Crawford, Tx.

    • sullivanst

      Yes, because the only way to truly show you care about dead Americans is to attack the President using objectively false assertions before the attack which killed them is even over, and not, say, to mourn their loss, step up security for their colleagues in harm's way, and start to seek out their killers.

    • Esteev

      This is America. Our perpetual state of fear can only be combated with a perpetual state of outrage.

  • The real racists, Wingnuts will say, are the ones who think her comment is racist.

  • Sassomatic

    I don't understand. Who the hell is this lady? Is she from American Idol or something?

    • Mittaplasia

      She was known as the Queen of Quit which sounds like a phony country to me.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      She's no lady, that's for sure.

  • the_deliverator

    I would really just like them to say something like – "vote for our guy, he's white!" stop pretending otherwise, right? OWN YER RACISM, WINGNUTS!

    • I think that's what they are "starting" to do.

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    She's not used to answering questions that can't be answered with "World Peace".

  • ph7

    She also wishes Obama would stop shoving his long throbbing lies deep down America's throat.

  • No way she's gonna buck and wing her way past this!

  • DaSandman

    I'll bet she doesn't talk like that when is visiting the Lakers locker room. Mainly because her mourh's too full

    Or was that just a girlish spree?

    • Barrelhse

      Looks like some mannish spree on her chin.

      • KeepFnThatChicken

        *snork* and I've ruined another keyboard

    • Mittaplasia

      She enjoys their thick, hot, pulsating, veiny engorged, er, personalities.

  • chicken_thief

    Facebook – where all great minds go to post their thoughts.

  • Callyson

    Second story in a row where this comment fits:

    Babbling talking head says what now?

  • Esteev

    Good god. The comments on that screen cap look like the musings of a homeschool kid who's gotten into his parent liquor cabinet.

  • AlterNewt
  • mrpuma2u

    Sarah, it ain't cool being a jive turkey this close to Thanksgiving, bitch.

  • HRH_Maddie

    Simmer down, liberal jive turkeys. I'll do my black face act, we'll eat some chicken and watermelon and forget what a hateful bitch Sarah Palin is.

  • Mapmonger

    Yuck fou, Parah Salin, you cacist runt.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      I tecond shat.

      • Fare la Volpe

        I alsho want a shecond tat – Sean Connery

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    So on November 7th, will Paul Ryan become the next also-ran commentator on Fox? Or does she have staying power because tits?

    • Shypixel

      Everything because tits.

      I thought everybody knew that.

    • Radiotherapy

      I was thinking Ryan could get a dish washing job.

      • sullivanst

        I don't think he's up to washing dishes that haven't already been cleaned by someone else.

    • tessiee

      Her real tits have long since passed their 15 minutes of fame. Those fake bolted on things she's got now are made out of the kind of plastic that would survive a nuclear war.

  • LesBontemps

    Sarah who?

  • Callyson

    Also, as long as we are going back in time, the most famous jive talkers were as white as could be:

    Bee Gees – Jive Talkin'

  • Breakfast is on me. We can all meet at the TwatWaffle House™.

  • pdiddycornchips

    Here's a serious question. Is there a tipping point, some threshold that once reached, would render either Sarah or Donald irrelevant? No? Didn't think so.

    • Negropolis

      They'd haunt us even from beyond he grave. Not even death could sate them.

  • docterry6973

    How did Superman stop himself from pulverizing the fools who taunted Clark Kent?

  • Mittaplasia

    I thought Shrillbilly was too busy shoveling snow in L. A. to have time for her Facebook followers.

    • Negropolis

      Oh, "Shrillbilly". Nice.

      • Mittaplasia

        Shillbilly also, too.

  • Isn't there like 700 Islamic groups that say they have ties to al-qaeda and don't all 700 groups immediately claim responsibility for anything louder than a finger snap?

    • sullivanst

      Yes, and yes, and no Sarah Palin doesn't give a shit.

  • MozakiBlocks

    Somewhere Mel Brooks shakes his head sadly…

    • Zucker, Abrahams and Zucker Libel!!

      • bobbert

        My high school's poster children. Well, them and Bill ("Four Stripes") Rehnquist.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    She's either a dick or needs one.

    • HELisforHEL

      All of them, Katie.

  • Doktor Zoom

    The body of the post also says she's tired of Obama's "shuck and jive shtick." And as we know from Andy Kindler (10:18), "Don't be shticky" means "We Hate the Jews."

    • Perhaps Lou Sarah, in addition to being America's Grifter Emeritus, is also a jive-ass honky schlimazel?

      • Mittaplasia

        Schlemiel? Or is that something I remember from Mad Magazine?

        • sullivanst

          Wasn't there a whole Seinfeld thing about schlemiel vs. schlimazel?

          • RedneckMuslin

            That was Laverne and Shirley.

          • Doktor Zoom

            Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!

          • sullivanst

            You're right, it was a whole shlemiel vs. schlimazel thing about Seinfeld, not the other way round.

          • tessiee

            If I'm remembering right, a schlemiel is a waiter who spills soup, a schlimazel is the customer who the soup lands on, and a schmendrick is the guy who asks what kind of soup it was.

      • finallyhappy

        She is a putz

    • "Shuck, Jive & Shtick" was the infamous 6-month Vegas nightclub run of Jim Nabors, Sammy Davis Jr. and Don Rickles.

  • joobajooba

    "Snowbilly Snooki" ha ha!

  • gullywompr


  • LibrarianX

    If everyone would just ignore her, there would BE no Palin problem.

    • Mittaplasia

      Yeah, and if people didn't stop and gawk at every bad car wreck, our freeways wouldn't be so….CRASH!!!!

      See, we can't help ourselves!

    • Negropolis

      You know better than that. lol

  • Barrelhse

    Sarah Palington's commentary is always so erudite.

    • Mittaplasia


      • KeepFnThatChicken



  • Dildeaux

    Is it gawds will that we endure Paylin?

    • mavenmaven

      she's kinda like a brain rape, but the only offspring apparently are Wonkette comments.

  • Doktor Zoom

    Also, too, is it even news that an al-Qaeda affiliate claimed credit for Benghazi? Hell, terrorist groups "claim credit" for just about every event regardless of their involvement, including natural gas leak explosions and natural disasters…

    • MissTaken

      I took a shit this morning and an al-Qaeda linked cell has claimed responsibility for my fiber intake.

      • Steverino247

        Thanks for sharing!

  • Also, too, please note she refrained from calling the President of the United States a "jive turkey," but only because she's in such trouble already with Galliform-Americans.

  • Flat_Earther

    I used to have relations with a black basketball player. What they say about, you know, the size, well that is true. Oh sweet Jesus it was true. How can I be prejudice if f'ed the one of them, although he was probably stealing from me.


    p.s. Don’t tell Todd or any of those Southern racist that still send me money. And please don’t say anything to Faux News.

  • Come here a minute

    Poor Sarah, not since Glen Rice has she been able to find someone to "bust up her chiffarobe".

    • tessiee

      it's overused (particularly for things that aren't at all funny, for some reason), but this really did make me laugh out loud.

  • So she was too busy to watch the debates.

  • Radiotherapy

    Quit monkeying around Obama. Don't be lazy. Or uppity. What? Is Moochelle growing watermelons in the WH garden?

  • Quit acting all black! This is serious!

  • larrykat

    As if Palin could use the word "dissembling" properly… give me a fucking break.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      A specifically proper use of that word would be "Oh my, Sarah Palin's atoms are dissembling". Oh, wait. Maybe I am wrong here. Nevermind.

    • Disassembly


  • In related news, Liz Cheney calls Obama lazy, for sleeping. Ever.

    • Sorry, Lizard, the job of National Sphincter is already taken. See above.

      • sullivanst


        — Sarah Palin

    • HistoriCat

      Dear God, at least SP actually held office. Has Liz Cheney ever done anything except sponge off her family connections?

  • rickmaci

    Some day soon, you Sarah Palin will be old, fat, grey haired, slobbering oatmeal down the front of your hospital gown and forgotten. And Barack Obama will still be called Mr. President. LOL.

    • Fare la Volpe

      "Some day"?

    • tessiee

      "grey haired"

      Please, under that shoe polish, it's been white as the driven snow for the last ten years.

  • barto

    Fortunately, Bamz and Biden blowing Walnuts and Grifter out of the water in 2008 was a cakewalk.

  • GortRay

    I am sick to death of that motherfucking skank on this motherfucking planet!

  • Fare la Volpe


  • Mittaplasia

    She thinks Benghazi is a deep heating rub for muscle aches.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      Put some in her crotch and see how she enjoys it.

  • HelmutNewton

    Dat cracker bitch needs some mo' Glen Rice lovin! Cold got to be!!

    • ElPinche

      Shit, my Kukpowruk river salmon slappin' Rice be layin on dat cut like a bandaid, man. You dig?

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr


  • TribecaMike

    Poor thing, reduced to shrieking on Facebook and sleeping in the Fox Business Network's broom closet. Shouldn't happen to a dog, but it did.

  • ElPinche

    That honkey lipped stunt be tr1ggin' out , jack! Her mama done dropped her on her dome too many times.!

  • tessiee

    For some reason, I'm reminded of this:

    Lisa [about her doll's name]: All right. Now all we need is a name.

    Bart: How about Blabbermouth, the jerky doll for jerks?

    Lisa: How about Minerva, after the Roman goddess of wisdom?

    Stacy Lavelle: Ehh, not enough commercial appeal.

    Bart: Wendy Windbag? Ugly Doris? Hortense the Mule-Faced Doll!

    Stacy Lavelle: I think we should name her after Lisa. We'll call her Lisa Lionheart.

    Bart: No, Loudmouth Lisa! Stupid Lisa Garbage Face! [no one listens] I can't stand this any longer. Somebody please pay attention to me! Hello, pay attention to me! Look at me! I'm Bart, I'm Bart! Look at me, look at me, look at me!

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      Damn skippy.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    After posting this, SP turned to the wall and said "NO ONE OWNS THAT DOOR" and then threw a penny at the window and wept.

  • Living in Joy

    Is that white trash speak?

    • Negropolis

      Yes, it's the Alaskan dialect of American Backwoods Jibberish.

  • oenspiek

    Has al-Qaeda claimed credit for Sarah Palin yet?

  • BlueStateLibel

    And when exactly is John McCain ever going to apologize for unleashing Sarah Palin on us?

    • Dudleydidwrong

      John McCain: "Sarah who?"

    • 102415

      Never. He hates America.

    • Mittaplasia

      He knew torture and still unleashed this she-devil upon us. Shame on you, John McCain!

  • PennyDreadful

    Palin needs to shuck off and jive.

  • Allmighty_Manos

    I've been thinking a lot about George McGovern and his political legacy – his commitment to moral principles and fair play, his genteel kindness, his willingness to cross party lines and put nation above partisanship, his inclusive Prairie Populism that is deeply rooted in this country's history.

    Some day, many years into the future when the Alaska governor has departed this world, a historian will study the legacy left behind by Sarah Palin and conclude: what a stupid, fucking cunt.

  • Cleopatriot

    I can't wait until people realize she's completely irrelevant.

    • mavenmaven

      As long as the right wingers on their hoverounds believe she is "hawt" she will be relevant to the Fox base.

    • ph7

      She'll be hosting a QVC segment in less than three years.

  • Lazy Media

    Shuck and jive schtick? Who does that? Sammy Davis Jr.?

  • rocktonsam

    It may be time for, sounds like "frig" to have the "R" word talk with his mom.

  • 102415

    Has anyone asked her to point to Libya on a map? Never mind.

  • Gleem McShineys

    There's a debt clock, right, As well as that nuclear war clock.

    The N-clock is at 12:59.

  • Hunkered Down in Brooklyn

    She said the sheriff is near!

  • glamourdammerung

    While Palin should be an expert in failure, she somehow manages to fail even there.

  • JackObin

    Shuck and Jive in Eskimo means I'll suck your dick if you buy me a nice new crucifix.

  • rocktonsam

    Once again, thanks Walnuts, jerkass

  • Someone remind me why Amos 'n Andy are no longer on the air?

  • owhatever

    At least once a week, some wingnut leader has to blow the dog whistle of race to remind America that the President has the blood of the black man running in his veins. This is a stern warning that the white women will fall prey to their mandingoness, as Palin herself did.

  • Wile E. Quixote

    Stop blood-libeling Sarah Palin!

    • TribecaMike

      Shalom this aleichem, Tundra Tart!

  • elfgoldsackring

    Soooo, is it really true that when people became an unproductive drain on the community's resources, the Inuit would abandon them on an ice floe? Just askin'.

    • rmjagg

      I'll donate the allen west inflato doll to use as bait

  • Anne_Athema

    Disassembling? Are you fucking kidding me? She in NO way wrote this piece. Maybe she heard this term somewhere at some time. Teetering around in those fug wedges must have knocked it loose in that empty head of hers, because I can picture her hovering over the shoulder of her ghost writer(s), poking them with her bony fingers, moose breath hissing: "Dang it! You get that shuckin' & jivin' in there somehow, or , I'll launch those cans at you, and not the fridge. Tooodddddd! Get the canned goods! Now!"

    • TribecaMike

      Back in the day when I was in the publishing racket, there was a truism that no celebrity has ever written their own copy.

    • Negropolis

      because I can picture her hovering over the shoulder of her ghost writer(s), poking them with her bony fingers, moose breath hissing

      That was most excellent. Are you a writer?

  • mosjef

    I wonder if she wears knee pads with Roger Ailes.

  • thefuckyousay

    When will this cunt choke on a dick & die already?

  • deliman4

    Bamz as a train porter taking you to your berth!!

  • nancyc1963

    Just because Sarah's got some black in her when she boned Glen Rice doesn't give her the cred to use shuck & jive. She needs to mind her business stop her jealousy of Team Obama….maybe she wants to shuck and jive with the current prez – seems she's got some jungle fever goin' on.

  • docterry6973

    I sometimes wish that she was a wily coyote, and I had an Acme safe filled with votes.

  • ttommyunger

    I don't even know what that means, but then I haven't fucked a pro basketball team.

  • Negropolis

    Sarah Palin screams "blood libel!" in 3…2…

  • Negropolis

    Sarah Palin is a lot of things, but she ain't no lady, let me tell you.

  • Schmegeg

    I am deeply troubled that she exercises these freedoms while manufacturing and selling methamphetamine out of her garage.

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