From Wonkette’s Own Jesse Berney, a counteroffer that Mitt Romney would be a fool to turn down!
The real news here is, of course, that someone who blogs for Wonkette has a hundred bucks on hand. That may actually be more surprising than anything Donald Trump said.
Also, too, another announcement that eclipses the significance of anything Trump said today:
(Yes, we realize that there is not enough graph paper on the planet to make a Venn diagram that includes the set “things that eclipse the significance of anything Trump said today… or ever”)