IN JESUS'S NAME WE SLAY  12:17 pm October 24, 2012

Oregon Man Protesting To Save God’s Precious Rape-Babies Stabs Other Man Seven Times

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

precious bundle of joy Well this does not seem so loving and joyful and Christ-like, but hey, what do we know. An Oregon man who is not Missouri Senate candidate Todd Akin, or Indiana Senate candidate Richard Mourdock, and who’s been protesting for months outside a Planned Parenthood that doesn’t even offer abortion services got into a small bit of a brouhaha when a young lady kicked his stupid sign, and then he pushed her to the ground, and then she came back with her dad, and her dad punched the dude in the face a bunch of times, and then the first dude stabbed the dad a lot.

Let us talk for a moment about violence. We are gentle hippies, and so do not ideate on or wish for the pain of others, no matter how vile and deserving. But. We do recognize that sometimes beatdowns happen, and sometimes beatdowns are necessary. Like for instance, if a man pushed us to the ground, we are pretty sure someone should punch that man in the face a bunch of times, for the sake of all of civilization. Hopefully it wouldn’t be our Dad, as he is 74, but we guarantee you he would try. Some of you are probably frail, elderly dads. If someone pushed your daughter to the ground, you would probably hobble up on your walker and attempt with your feeble spaghetti arms to punch that man a bunch of times too. Wouldn’t you, Actor212?

Now let us talk about proportional response. If somebody punches you in the face a bunch of times, do you get to stab that person? Probably not! Maybe if you are a tiny lady who is far outweighed by her puncher, we can see that a stabbing might be self-defense then. But if you are another dude and you are just getting punched a bunch — like, not strangled, or near being murdered, or being set upon by a whole gang of punching thugs, just having your nose broke and whatnot — then stabbing a man seven times is probably not justifiable. (Especially if you started it by shoving a guy’s daughter to the ground.) Put us on all the juries please, because this case is closed!

Neighbor Charlotte Cook said the protester accosted people coming and going through the area.

“It was an accident looking for a place to happen,” she said.

Cherie Adams said he would yell obscenities at her when she walked past him, and she changed her route to work.

“He’s been out there for months,” she said. “He’s screaming at people. I had a feeling something like this would happen.”

Right. So dude was crazy. It is like an M. Night Shyamalan twist that no one could ever have seen coming!

No arrests have been made.

[HuffPo]

 
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orygoon October 24, 2012 at 12:21 pm

Oh Grant's Pass. That is our Appalachia, folks.

zumpie October 24, 2012 at 12:40 pm

Frankly I'm more stunned that there IS a Planned Parenthood in Grant's Pass than that a wingnut got all violent in defending "life". Isn't Grant's Pass where Kristie Lee Cracker (Cook) from American Idol is from?

SigDeFlyinMonky October 24, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Grant's Pants… got your climate change deniers and that true piece of work Roy Masters. Blastolene and their Decoliner try to balance it out.

hagajim October 24, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Oh for hell sake! It's not like Oregon needs any more press right now what with the rapist-killer in Gresham and the 11ty million missing children all the time….gawd.

Loch_Nessosaur October 24, 2012 at 12:22 pm

Why is it always men who cause the most problems when it comes to rape babbys?

orygoon October 24, 2012 at 12:25 pm

It will be more clear to you if you read a book called "Mother Nature" by Sarah Blaffer Hrdy. Short Hrdy: Men and many other animals want control of the womenfolks' sex and babbies, and pick many bizarre and sometimes nasty ways to be Enforcer Guy.

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 12:29 pm

I don't trust people who can't have a vowel movement.

Lascauxcaveman October 24, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Hey, it moved so far she couldn't find it again, obvs.

Personally, I'm more concrened about the 'Blaffer' part. I'm almost afraid to go over to Urban Dictionary to find out what it means.

orygoon October 25, 2012 at 12:20 am

The Blaffer part is Texas aristocracy, bigtime, as in look up "Humble Oil Company" (or just meditate about Exxon, hell). I do not believe Little Sarah was supposed to grow up and grub around being a sociobiologist feminist–oil barons don't usually turn out such daughters.

SavageDrummer October 24, 2012 at 12:31 pm

It took me this long to put 2 and 2 together (I maths slow, sorry) but we now DO know how babby is formed… legitimate rape!

BoatOfVelociraptors October 24, 2012 at 12:22 pm

Ah, the old "Eye for an Eye" clause.

pinstripebindi October 24, 2012 at 3:40 pm

More like "eye for a hangnail".

HRH_Maddie October 24, 2012 at 12:22 pm

PRO LIFE!!!!1!!

Naked_Bunny October 24, 2012 at 12:59 pm

That's pretty much how it works, yeah.

EatsBabyDingos October 24, 2012 at 12:22 pm

My daughters are black belts in Tae Kwon Do. I guarantee that they would have punched him in the nutsack so hard that even Deadronnie Reagan would have grabbed his dusty nads and said "owww."

Redgyal October 24, 2012 at 1:17 pm

And then the loser would have stabbed your daughter. It is kind of obvious that this guy was looking for an excuse to hurt someone.

EatsBabyDingos October 24, 2012 at 1:42 pm

I'm missing your point. Why would Deadronnie stab anyone?

LagunaB October 24, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Daughters would have had the guy pissing blood.

alzronnie October 24, 2012 at 5:18 pm

That would really hurt–at first, but I'd have forgotten about it soon enough. So there.

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 12:22 pm

Some of you are probably frail, elderly dads…Wouldn’t you, Actor212?

For the last time, it's arthritis, not ALS….and it's not my fault you thought I was ancient.

Lascauxcaveman October 24, 2012 at 12:45 pm

I feel badly for the dad in this case. Sure he got stabbed, and that's pretty horrible. But the worst part is he couldn't take the guy out after repeatedly punching the stabber, before the stabby part. It speaks poorly of his technique.

Dad, next time, punch this guy really, really hard in the throat. It only takes one.

VodkaGoGo October 24, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Yeah but if you miss you have just pissed all over a bees nest that way. I had a kid try that on me once and it did not go well for him.

Lascauxcaveman October 24, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Oh, man. You stabbed him, didn't you?

VodkaGoGo October 24, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Ha, no. I drilled him in the jaw and chased him like a maniac for 3 or 4 blocks all the while screaming I was going to kill him. Not my finest moment but that little fucker had it coming.

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 2:03 pm

I prefer the headbutt to the nose, but that's just me

Esteev October 24, 2012 at 1:08 pm

Be careful with the Aspirin. With your heart condition and all.

starfanglednut October 24, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Yeah, just keep it between your legs.

M. Bouffant October 25, 2012 at 12:04 am

Thinking actor would bring a spear gun to the knife fight.

BaldarTFlagass October 25, 2012 at 8:06 am

Man, I hope Rebecca gives me a shout-out in a post some day.

iburl October 24, 2012 at 12:23 pm

I'm pro-life (stab, stab, stab, stab, stab,stab,stab)

gullywompr October 24, 2012 at 12:23 pm

Wait… Actor212 has sired an offspring?

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 12:24 pm

“He’s been out there for months,” she said. “He’s screaming at people."

I thought Breitbart was still dead?

gurukalehuru October 24, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Beeeeeehaaaaaaaaaave!

WhatTheHolyHeck October 24, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Stand someone else's blastula's ground!

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 12:24 pm

My little gift to the world.

And yes, she's a bigger jerk than I am.

gullywompr October 24, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Huh. I thought it skipped a generation.

starfanglednut October 24, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Actor must be homozygous for the trait.

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 2:03 pm

I deny those rumours and he told me he was a she.

Esteev October 24, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Does she date snarky, anonymous Internet personalities?

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 24, 2012 at 1:59 pm

I do.

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 2:04 pm

I hope not, because it would be really awkward to date my own daughter.

On the other hand, it would save on hotel rooms.

gullywompr October 24, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Check please!

HistoriCat October 24, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Daughter – "Dad I fell in love with the most wonderful guy on a politics site."
actor212- Dear God, please let it be TPM or Daily Kos or even Breitbart's site
Daughter – "I went to this site called Wonkette …"
actor212 – "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

viennawoods13 October 24, 2012 at 6:04 pm

I never figured you for a pater familias.

Schmannnity October 24, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Sounds like Oregon should restrict immigration from Arizona, right of travel be damned.

Lucidamente1 October 24, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Now, if only Oregon had a stand your ground law, anti-choice dude could have shot pro-choice dad dead, for Jesus.

FakaktaSouth October 24, 2012 at 12:25 pm

See, thank god we don't have any kind of national healthcare system in this country so that schizophrenics with knives and murderous rage can live outside the Planned Parenthoods of America, to protest about the sanctity of life that isn't being sucked out of anything. Just great.

BadKitty904 October 24, 2012 at 12:57 pm

USA! USA! USA!

prommie October 24, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Mental illness isn't a medical condition, its a crime, thats how we deal with it now, we send them to prison. Sure, sometimes they have to live on the streets till their illness manifests in violence or theft, so we can have the pretense to send them to prison, but prison is where most end up now, the ones who don't just die.

Maybe we should declare "war on mental illness," and then we could just shoot them with hellfire drones!

Mumbletypeg October 24, 2012 at 12:26 pm

I wanna fling a penny inside this douchetard's gapehole to "tip" him for this service to mankind though I have NO appreciation for it — not even its sheer brilliance of targeting and punishing an outfit for a "crime" it WASN'T committing.

Yellerdawg October 24, 2012 at 12:26 pm

That's why I love the 'stand your ground' laws: I can push your daughter to the ground, piss on your car, spit on your dog, and if you get pissed off, hit me and I get scared, I can shoot you. See!? It's all about Freedom!

Wile E. Quixote October 24, 2012 at 1:34 pm

That's why you should always carry two guns. One that's registered to you and a throwdown that you picked up at a gun show using fake ID. That way when someone starts acting up you bust a cap in their ass, plant the throwdown on them and then claim self-defense, like Bud White did in "L.A. Confidential". It's pre-emptive stand your ground.

Mumbletypeg October 24, 2012 at 1:36 pm

OT/ No need to get into it — I already went & reread your earlier return-to-wonkworld bit some replies' past — just sayin I'm glad you're back.

Mittens Howell, III October 24, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Was it a legitimate shiv?

Oblios_Cap October 24, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Some of you are probably frail, elderly dads.

It's like you know me (and others)! That's just eerie.

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 12:33 pm

*benchpressing Buick*

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you under this LeSabre….

Chet Kincaid_ October 24, 2012 at 2:12 pm

You can benchpress a Buick? That's not what I heard.

HistoriCat October 24, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Hot Wheels or Matchbox?

Ducksworthy October 24, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Sooo. after the revolution we can start rounding these people up and getting the mental health treatment they need under Obamacare, right?

ChillBill October 24, 2012 at 12:27 pm

"Republicans believe life begins at conception and ends at birth."

- Barney Frank

sewollef October 24, 2012 at 1:12 pm

I love Barney. Not in the biblical sense, 'cos we're both married. Well, not to each ……..

oh fuck it, you know what I mean, right?

tessiee October 24, 2012 at 2:38 pm

"the fetus is a person until it's born. Then it can go fuck itself." — Peter Griffin

PhilippePetain October 24, 2012 at 12:27 pm

You see, this illustrates that atheists have no moral compass.

LesBontemps October 24, 2012 at 12:27 pm

No one told this guy about stabbing with votes, obvs.

Incitefully_Joe October 24, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Honestly, given the history of these protestors, we're lucky he didn't decide to "protest" with a pipe-bomb filled with votes, honestly.

ChillBill October 24, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Or Psychiatric institutions.

weejee October 24, 2012 at 12:28 pm

'Becca, EPSN is on line 2. They want to know moar about this Dick Duck and Beaver brouhaha and it's impact on the 2012 Oregon Civil War. Hey, views are views.

SorosBot October 24, 2012 at 12:28 pm

So it wasn't either the Senate candidates Akin or Mourdock; then was it Pennsylvania's Senate candidate Tom Smith, who said that his daughter getting pregnant out of wedlock, from consensual sex, was just like if she had gotten pregnant from rape?

Incitefully_Joe October 24, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Maybe it was Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan, who said exactly the same thing that Mourdock did?

Slim_Pickins October 24, 2012 at 10:29 pm

Makes sense, you can't get pregnant via rape so ergo it had to be consensual.

deanbooth October 24, 2012 at 12:28 pm

He's obviously pro-knife.

gullywompr October 24, 2012 at 12:28 pm

In DC there's this awful racist "abortion truck" (really an anti-abortion truck) that drives around with billboards of aborted brown fetuses and warnings of genocide. I keep waiting for the news story about something happening related to it…

FlownOver October 24, 2012 at 12:42 pm

Tailpipe-sized bananas are on special at Safeway. Just sayin'.

MissusBarry October 24, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Thankfully, I think he spends more time updating his artwork than being out and about…seriously, he's totes up on current events with dat der Beverly Hillbilly Anti-abortion-mobile. I dutifully resist the urge to slash his tires (with votes) and run him over with his own truck (with votes) because I'm a civilized atheist. Also because I don't want to know what kind of WMDs he has hidden behind all that plywood.

Citizen Kitteh October 24, 2012 at 12:29 pm

There's a mug shot online from March of this year for a Christopher Tolhurst of Portland. I don't know how common that name is in the great Northwest. Seems to be in the right age range: http://www.portlandcriminals.com/Mugshots/Christo

Citizen Kitteh October 24, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Another one, from 2011, for stalking. Geez … http://arre.st/Jails/Oregon/Josephine/Christopher

LesBontemps October 24, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Not sketchy at all!

Lascauxcaveman October 24, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Gotta be careful with names in OR. There is some deadbeat scumbag in Seaside, OR with the same name as me. It held up my closing for about 4 days when I bought my house in Portland.

LesBontemps October 24, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Um, this is totally not any kind of justification, but you know who else has a mugshot online, from the same jail? Pushing victim Kailah Clair: http://arre.st/Jails/Oregon/Josephine/Kailah+Clai

BadKitty904 October 24, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Is that the Mark of the Beast on his forehead?

SavageDrummer October 24, 2012 at 12:29 pm

"I'm so pro life I stabbed some dude!"… Seems legit…

SorosBot October 24, 2012 at 12:40 pm

Considering the many "pro-life" terrorists who have murdered abortion doctors and clinic staff in America, or tried to, it's perfectly consistent with the larger movement.

Esteev October 24, 2012 at 1:51 pm

And how is the Taliban any different again?

Oh, the complexion. Right.

BadKitty904 October 24, 2012 at 1:01 pm

"We had to kill this sinner in order to save him."

Boojum October 24, 2012 at 12:30 pm

Who would Jesus stab?

Mittens Howell, III October 24, 2012 at 12:31 pm

Ok Who's gonna be the first idiot to say: "To be fair this happens on both sides"

zumpie October 24, 2012 at 12:36 pm

And proceed with some absurd false equivalency..

Esteev October 24, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Nancy. Pelosi.

Game. Set. Match.

MiniMencken October 24, 2012 at 12:32 pm

And the police were… where, exactly, while all of this was going on?

Citizen Kitteh October 24, 2012 at 12:36 pm

According to another report, they arrived just as the stabbing was occurring, so police eye witnesses.

emmelemm October 24, 2012 at 1:01 pm

And yet no arrests have been made? Huh?

Esteev October 24, 2012 at 1:12 pm

You can't arrest Jesus. Jesús, on the other hand, should be careful.

Wilcoxyz October 24, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Did the stabby guy yell that he was afraid for his pro-life?

Lascauxcaveman October 24, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Oregon Man Protesting To Save God’s Precious Rape-Babies Stabs Other Man Seven Times

Well this does not seem so loving and joyful and Christ-like, but hey, what do we know.

He's just getting in character for his part (Roman soldier) in this year's Passion Play.

prommie October 24, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Some incidents that happen in the world are examples which illustrate broader themes, trends, conflicts in the world, whatever, and it is worthwhile to ponder the meaning of these incidents. But some incidents have little more significance than "some shit happened that sucked." This one, meh, maybe halfway between.

Mittens Howell, III October 24, 2012 at 12:34 pm

In the name of the Father, Son, and the Stabby Ghost.

elviouslyqueer October 24, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Argument from stabby dude that he was merely defending his right to "peacefully protest" Planned Parenthood in 3…2…1…

starfanglednut October 24, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Stabbing is free speech!

SoBeach October 24, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Some of you are probably frail, elderly dads. If someone pushed your daughter to the ground, you would…

I wouldn't describe myself as elderly. No one would describe me as frail. But my daughter's pusher-downer would still prefer dealing with me instead of her brothers.

ChillBill October 24, 2012 at 12:44 pm

What Would Jesus Stab.

smashedinhat October 24, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Two months! And no name or picture, he just disappeared? Everyone has a cell phone with a built in camera right?

Geminisunmars October 24, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Following the theme of the day (and yes, Trump is an abortion, so that qualifies) I gotta say that the anti-abortionists have won. All the conversation is about "even in the case of rape or incest." Wait — as though it is a forgone conclusion that any one has anything to say about when or why an abortion is "permitted". They have successfully shifted the conversation, and I, for one, do not welcome these new terms.

MissTaken October 24, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Dads are rad.

mrblifil October 24, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Why didn't the Dad give any thought to whether a schizo punching his daughter was simply God's will? Seems like the multiple knife wounds are just the price of walking around with insufficient stores of faith.

SayItWithWookies October 24, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Crazy? Unstable? Violent? There's a place for you at Oregonians for Life!

freakishlywrong October 24, 2012 at 12:52 pm

Why can't any of these assholes have been aborted?

RedneckMuslin October 24, 2012 at 12:52 pm

Bammer said bayonetz were obsolete!

jjdaddyo October 24, 2012 at 12:52 pm

If someone pushed one of my three daughters to the ground while she was trying to go to the doctor, that dipshit better hope a beat down is ALL he gets.

CalamityJames October 24, 2012 at 12:55 pm

I'm guessing he was a banker. $10,000 says he was a banker. Or he couldn't have possibly known that Dad was a democrat and therefore stabbing him couldn't be considered voter fraud. Where's Trump, we need to get to the bottom of this.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 24, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Yeesh, even when I'm feeling stabby I don't actually stab anyone. Calm the fuck down, dude.

sewollef October 24, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Er, you might be a gentle hippy Becca, but I sure as shit am not. I would happily see this cretin smacked around the head with a 2 x 4 — full of votes of course.

Damn. This stuff can turn me into Mr Angry…

hagajim October 24, 2012 at 1:10 pm

I will remember when I am 74 and go to hit a shouty nutcase to take my steel walker and beat him down with it….or a golf club.

CrunchyKnee October 24, 2012 at 1:14 pm

"Stabby for Christ" is my favorite hymn.

prommie October 24, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Don't you really have to admit that its not a good idea to try "do it yourself justice" on a shouty nutcase? Derp, call the cops.

CommieLibunatic October 24, 2012 at 1:15 pm

If these are those Christian values I hear so much about, I'll take my chances with the heathens.

Redgyal October 24, 2012 at 1:21 pm

I've said it before and I'll say again. There is a certain group here in USAmerica that has a tendency to respond in extremely disproportionately violent ways to minor issues. And they never get called out on it.

PubOption October 24, 2012 at 1:47 pm

That's serving and protecting, a different issue altogether.

owhatever October 24, 2012 at 1:23 pm

If Mitt defunds Planned Parenthood, where will this guy go to be crazy?

TribecaMike October 24, 2012 at 1:51 pm
Esteev October 24, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Where no one cares what your name is.

GoatDidIt October 24, 2012 at 1:38 pm

With all respect to "peace, man" proportional response during an assault
is learned behavior. Our distant cousins have enormous physical strength,
enough to (for instance) rip off their farting partners' testicles.
And our human "fighting", stylized by precept and continual exemplary
behavior, will in fact lead perennial spectators to believe that clear
thinking and rational behavior, must and cannot possibly not be
proportional. Except if something goes terribly, horribly, unpredictably
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.

WRONG! Every assault carries with it the possibility of major,
life-changing injury (and of course sweet, sweet death. But not
necessarily. And it is sad).

Mr.WrathDaddy didn't see that coming. And that would be the point. If one is clubbed with fists enough, one may draw certain conclusions. One of them may be a knife. Another may be a gun. (And this is actually systemized as the Chicago Way! Oh, Barry…)

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 24, 2012 at 2:01 pm

I know Wonketeers may not be the most biblical of people, but how can you forget the Sermon on the Mount where Jesus said "Blessed are the Peace Makers, and if you don't believe me, I'm going to cut you, biotch!"

An_Outhouse October 24, 2012 at 2:08 pm

" if a man pushed us to the ground, we are pretty sure someone should punch that man in the face a bunch of times,"

It would depend whether we were stoned on acid at the time, and if the pushee was Dave Weigel.

pdiddycornchips October 24, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Crazy people do crazy things. It's best to simply ignore their crazy rants and keep walking, No good will come from confronting said crazies. That includes Donald Trump.

gingerland62 October 24, 2012 at 2:21 pm

We love the unborn but HATE the born. Dumb born people.

tessiee October 24, 2012 at 2:33 pm

"Like for instance, if a man pushed us to the ground, we are pretty sure someone should punch that man in the face a bunch of times, for the sake of all of civilization. Hopefully it wouldn’t be our Dad, as he is 74, but we guarantee you he would try. Some of you are probably frail, elderly dads."

My Dad is pushing 80 (or as he says, "getting close to middle age"), but I think it would have gone something like this:
Me [at dinner table]: Can you believe some asshole pushed me down, just because I kicked his stupid sign?
Dad [nostrils flaring and eyes getting real big for a second, then calmly]: Be careful who you kick with those Size 11s, Baby. There's a lotta nuts out there. [finishes chewing and swallowing mouthful of veal cutlet, puts fork down, gets up from table] I guess I'll go over to Jimmy Rizzo's store now, and get some cigars.
Me: But Dad, you're not finished eating dinner. And Jimmy's store is closed now. And anyway, you quit smoking.
Dad [putting on coat and ruffling my hair]: See ya later, Curly. [disappears for five hours]

Some time after that, Stabby McChrister would disappear for longer than five hours, during a window of time while Dad was playing poker with at least five or six other old Guidos at the Senior Center full of witnesses, er, people.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 24, 2012 at 3:13 pm

"No arrests have been made."

When a man is stabbed seven times, it seems to me that maybe — just maybe — the cops have grounds to charge somebody with assault, battery, and/or attempted homicide. Like, maybe, the guy who they know did the stabbing.

TribecaMike October 24, 2012 at 5:10 pm

This is one of those stories that practically writes rapes itself.

glamourdammerung October 24, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Fortunately, this loser was a failure at murdering people too.

BoroPrimorac October 24, 2012 at 5:36 pm

Come to Florida, where you get to carry a gun and be the aggressor at the same time.

.

HarryButtle October 24, 2012 at 8:01 pm

Speaking as a frail, elderly dad, I think I'm gonna employ my 2nd Amendment remedies and just shoot Stabby McStabbalot right in the fucking face.

With .45 caliber, 230 grain bullet-shaped votes made of lead.

ttommyunger October 24, 2012 at 10:43 pm

Not too fucking crazy, at least he didn't bring nothing but his fists to a knife-fight.

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